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04:19So Ellie and Samraj were dumped from the island yesterday.
04:25Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
04:28Is this a joke?
04:31They've been brought back in reverse.
04:32In reverse.
04:33They're back in.
04:34No.
04:34I do like a little twist like that.
04:40Is that two fellas?
04:42No, there's none of that.
04:43There's no gay nonsense in this.
04:48I've already got a headache.
04:50I have no idea what's going on.
04:53If I was down on this, I'm sorry now.
04:55I'd have more plastic in me than a recycling wheelie-burn.
04:59Ellie and Samraj are headed to the hideaway after getting a second chance.
05:03So these were dumped, but they've not really been dumped.
05:07Why were they thrown out in the first place?
05:09Because the two bombshells were on a secret mission.
05:12They were there for 24 hours, and in those 24 hours,
05:15they had to decide who to kick off.
05:18So they chose these two, because they fancied their partners.
05:23It's too much to explain to someone.
05:25You're one of the most well-informed people I've ever met.
05:28I could go on Mastermind talking about Love Island.
05:31And last night, like, leaving, it made me realise, like,
05:34fuck, I do like them.
05:35If we get back in, I'm just going to be bold as fucking brass.
05:39I'm just going to be like, Aidan, let's go.
05:41She's quite aggressive with her...
05:42Affections and shit.
05:43She's quite hardcore.
05:44Bold as fucking brass.
05:45A massive ponytail.
05:47Why are they whispering all the time?
05:49Because they're in the secret hideaway.
05:51Oh, I see.
05:51I've explained that.
05:52OK, but if you're in the secret hideaway,
05:54how can anyone hear you?
05:55Because it's just the other side of the wall.
05:57Oh, OK.
05:58Just shut up and watch.
05:59It's not Friend Island.
06:00No.
06:00You're here to find someone.
06:01I like the idea of Friend Island.
06:03I think that would appear to, like, me.
06:04Someone in their 40s.
06:06You know, go on there, make a few new friends.
06:10Oh, she's got a text.
06:11She's got a text.
06:12She's got a text.
06:14He's got a text.
06:17Oh, that's a big revelation.
06:20I don't know what's happened.
06:22Ellie and Sam Raj, two bombshells are waiting to date you.
06:25Please get ready.
06:26Are they now going on a date with two new people?
06:28OK.
06:29OK, so they're back in the game.
06:31You don't need to...
06:35Two new bombshells are here.
06:37Oh, hold on.
06:38Just ignore the voiceover, because he's annoying.
06:42I like a confident guy who's a bit of a geezer.
06:45She likes a what?
06:46Confident guy who's a bit of a geezer.
06:48Confident guy who's a bit of a geezer.
06:49Oh, a confident guy who's a bit of a geezer.
06:51She likes one of the lads.
06:52Yeah, this is why I need me subtitles.
06:55I'm Kevin, I'm 21, I'm an electrician from Kent.
06:57I've never had an electrician come out of the house like that.
07:00Don't worry.
07:01Do you vet them before you let them in?
07:03I always check them out.
07:04Have you turned him away?
07:04I go on checkatrade.com, I look at their profile picture,
07:08and I call them and go, mate, you're too handsome.
07:10You can't fucking come round here.
07:11The boys better be afraid.
07:14Especially my brother Aiden.
07:16Oh, he's Aiden's brother?
07:18Whoa.
07:19No way.
07:21Hold on, does Aiden not know he's coming in?
07:24Does he know Aiden's there?
07:25I don't.
07:26What the fuck is going on?
07:28This is genuinely quite exciting.
07:30See, I told you.
07:31Hello.
07:32How are you?
07:33I'm good, how are you?
07:34We knew this drama, but this is double drama.
07:36They better not bring his dad and grandad in next.
07:39You see how it works?
07:40Yeah.
07:40It's like a Thomas Hardy novel.
07:42Yeah.
07:42Cheers.
07:43Cheers.
07:44This is exciting.
07:45She's put some blusher on her.
07:46Someone punched her.
07:48What's been going on?
07:51What's not been going on?
07:52It's been a bit crazy, to be fair.
07:54It's been high vibes, a lot of energy.
07:55Do you understand the accent?
07:56No.
07:57Not a word.
07:58She, I mean, she's great.
08:00She's, I think she's Scottish.
08:02And she's saying, she might be, about the vibes.
08:06Yeah.
08:06Anyone you've been, like, getting close to?
08:09I've been chatting to Aiden.
08:10Aiden's his brother.
08:11Had a wee kiss and everything like that.
08:13All of that jazz.
08:14Say, Aiden's my brother.
08:15But where are you from?
08:16Kent.
08:17Kent.
08:18Same as Aiden.
08:20There's so many people from Kent there.
08:21What, in the villa?
08:24Oh, my God.
08:24Aiden?
08:25Is that Aiden was your...
08:26Yeah, he's from Kent.
08:28Aiden's my brother.
08:30Aiden's my brother.
08:32Fuck off.
08:35Yes.
08:36Fuck off.
08:37Fuck off.
08:38Fair play.
08:39That's a great response from her.
08:41Succinct to the point.
08:42What's your type then, Nat?
08:43I love good teeth, nice style.
08:46That's us for good teeth.
08:48What's your type?
08:49Like, I don't have, like, a specific.
08:51Teeth massive.
08:52Yeah.
08:52Nice teeth, nice smile.
08:53Teeth are massive?
08:54Yeah.
08:55Don't make fun of the working class, it's Nigel.
08:58Sorry.
08:58How's it feel now with the wires with the power?
09:01Oh, they're going back in.
09:04Oh, now they're walking in.
09:05Aiden's going to see his brother.
09:06Because he's going to know it's his brother, isn't it?
09:08I think so, yeah.
09:10We recognise that guy.
09:12Yeah.
09:12That was my brother.
09:14Oh, my God!
09:16Woo!
09:17Woo!
09:19Woo!
09:22Woo!
09:23Woo!
09:23Woo!
09:23Oh, Aiden's face.
09:25What's going on, bro?
09:26Kevin, brother?
09:28Kevin, brother?
09:29Kevin, brother?
09:29Oh, my God.
09:31My brother's here.
09:32All right, brother, you brother.
09:33He thought this was his moment.
09:35He's going to be the star of the family.
09:37And now his brother's turned up.
09:39Ha ha ha ha!
09:41What are you doing here?
09:43What the fuck are you doing here?
09:44Ha ha ha ha!
09:46Can you imagine the mum?
09:47She'd be like, oh, don't knock him out.
09:49She'd be so proud.
09:49The mum might be on the way in.
09:51You never know.
09:53Ha ha ha.
09:53I might be like, here's your Uncle Jeff.
09:54Laugh!
09:55No!
09:56Oh, my God!
09:58What the hell?
09:59I'm exhausted.
10:00I've got a headache from all the screaming.
10:02I'm absolutely exhausted.
10:03I mean, I'm not going to lie.
10:04It's amazing, isn't it, Love Island?
10:06Yeah.
10:06I'm just so invested in the drama now.
10:09Do you know what this show needs?
10:11What?
10:11A little weird ugly fella coming in and being genuinely honest and a bit funny and a bit cheeky.
10:17You're not ugly.
10:18No, but I'd come in and I'd go, anyone?
10:22And if one of them was said, yeah, I said, right, I'm sticking with you.
10:33In North London, the weather's taking a bit of a turn, isn't it?
10:37Freezing.
10:38I had to have a blanket over my knees last night.
10:40And my husband is hot at night.
10:42I'm always cold, so I like, so there's a conflict, you know.
10:46Julian and his good friend Nigel.
10:48Do you know what he did last night?
10:50What?
10:50I turned around, I turned over in bed and he said,
10:55Turn the other way.
10:57He said, I can't have you lying there staring at me.
11:00What did he say?
11:01I was trying to go to sleep.
11:03Staring at him.
11:05Better things to do.
11:07What did you say in response?
11:08Fuck off.
11:10On Sunday night, another bunch of quizzes were playing for big bucks on ITV.
11:16Pub quizzes.
11:16I don't think I've ever been to one.
11:18I like the idea of...
11:19You've never been to a pub quiz?
11:19No.
11:20What?
11:22Dude, I go to like...
11:23I think I've been to loads, but I've been to a few.
11:24If there's a strawberry daiquiri there, I'll be there.
11:27I'm nowhere near a beer.
11:28It's not many.
11:28Strawberry daiquiri is not a pub quiz drink, mate.
11:30It's not really.
11:31It's not really the vibe, to be honest.
11:32That's what I'm saying.
11:38You're feeling clever, Knight?
11:40Not particularly.
11:41Who would ever say no to want this to be a millionaire?
11:44Who would ever say no to what...
11:46I bet there's something...
11:47Somebody who's quite sort of arty, you know?
11:52Well...
11:53Here he is.
11:55The big C.
11:58Clarkson.
12:01Hello and welcome to Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
12:04I'd quite like to present this programme.
12:06You can't be in everything, Nigel.
12:08For fuck's sake.
12:10In the episode, it was Jamie from Wales who was in the hot seat.
12:15This is for £100.
12:18Come on, then.
12:18Easy.
12:19Put it out there.
12:20I think I'll get all of these right, by the way.
12:21You're on it.
12:22OK, OK.
12:23Which boy's name is also an adjective meaning open and honest?
12:27Frank.
12:28Frank?
12:29Before it's even come up.
12:30You see, you've lost me now there, mate.
12:32Honest Jo.
12:33I don't know what an adjective is, to start.
12:36Chuck.
12:37Mark.
12:38Frank.
12:38Well done.
12:39Frank.
12:40Frank.
12:41Yeah.
12:41Fine.
12:42Not Nigel.
12:43That would be Frank.
12:45Final answer.
12:46How easy is this?
12:47I can even help and get these right.
12:49Can you imagine getting that wrong?
12:50You would never live it down.
12:53It's clearly D.
12:54Nick.
12:56This is your £1,000 safety net question.
12:59OK.
12:59Yeah, let's have a look.
13:01Which of these famous UK bridges is in Scotland?
13:04This is on you.
13:05Fourth.
13:06Fourth.
13:07Sadie, so I'd lose.
13:08I'd have to phone a friend and I'd ring my nan.
13:10She's from Glasgow.
13:11Seven Bridge.
13:12No.
13:13No.
13:14Seven's Bristol, innit?
13:15Tyne Bridge.
13:16Tyne is Newcastle.
13:18Fourth Bridge.
13:19Yes.
13:19Fourth Bridge, yes.
13:21Yeah, Farf Bridge.
13:22Or Humber Bridge.
13:23Right, I'd say...
13:24Just do it in a Scottish accent and see what sounds right.
13:27Seven Bridge.
13:27Seven Bridge.
13:28Tyne Bridge.
13:29Fourth Bridge.
13:30Humber Bridge.
13:31Humber Bridge!
13:33Humber Bridge!
13:33Based on accent, it's Humber Bridge.
13:36I think I'm going to have to ask the audience, just to be sure.
13:40I wonder if the audience does it wrong on purpose.
13:43That's so mean!
13:44It says more about you than the audience had.
13:49Oh, you're right, mate.
13:51Oh!
13:51Fourth Bridge.
13:52Fourth Bridge.
13:53Final answer.
13:55And well done, audience, and well done you.
13:57That's the correct answer.
13:58Well done, audience.
13:59Pat yourself on the back.
14:00That's a thousand pounds in the bank.
14:04Here's the £8,000 question.
14:07Which of these is not a variety of potato?
14:11Oh, no, that could be interesting.
14:12You'll get this.
14:13No, no, shush.
14:15Russet Burbank.
14:16Yeah, that's a potato.
14:17Desiree.
14:18Yes.
14:19That's definitely a potato.
14:20Yeah, that's a potato.
14:22Romanesco.
14:23Yes.
14:24That's a potato.
14:24I'm saying Romanesco because that's a cauliflower now.
14:27It's like cauliflower but with a ball going on.
14:29Well, Jersey Royal.
14:31That's also a potato.
14:32They're all potatoes.
14:34Yeah, I'm going to say Romanesco.
14:35Final answer.
14:36Oh, she's gone straight into it.
14:38The right answer, yeah.
14:40Well done.
14:41Oh!
14:42Thank you!
14:43Oh, God, we got that wrong.
14:44We'd have been wrong, Nigel.
14:46Now, safety nest at 16.
14:48No, I'll keep going, thank you.
14:50Ooh!
14:51Go on, girl.
14:52She's antsy in herself.
14:53Come on.
14:54Which of these materials is made by buffing the underside of animal hide
14:58to create a soft, textured finish?
15:01I feel like I'll know it when I see it.
15:03Yeah, I'll know it when I see it.
15:04Chiffon?
15:05No.
15:06No.
15:06Well, chiffon is crinkly, crinkly, innit?
15:09Velvet.
15:11Suede.
15:12Yes.
15:13Suede.
15:13Animal hide is suede, isn't it, for sure?
15:16Or moleskin.
15:17Oh.
15:18No, moleskin is not.
15:20Moleskin?
15:21No.
15:21No.
15:21I think they're putting that on obvious.
15:23They're like, oh, is it the skin of a mouth?
15:24For, like, real takeouts.
15:26We're better, we're more intelligent, we're going to go suede.
15:28Think on this one.
15:30I'd like to use a 50-50.
15:32No.
15:32No.
15:33No, they'll leave you with suede and moleskin.
15:36Okay then, computer, could we take away two wrong answers, please?
15:40Of course.
15:41Yeah, of course.
15:41Every time.
15:42Bastards.
15:43I knew they'd do that.
15:44That's the two I was between.
15:46Ricky Gervais used to manage suede.
15:48Okay.
15:50Would that get me through?
15:53If I just hit him with a different bit of knowledge.
15:55That does mean I'm going to ask you.
15:57Oh.
15:58Smart.
15:59Ask the farmer.
16:00Yeah.
16:01Here's what I think.
16:04The underside lends me to think it's moleskin.
16:10Really?
16:11He's confident.
16:13Look at that stupid face.
16:14I've got some moleskin trousers.
16:17They're not made of moles.
16:18They've got a soft texture finish.
16:19Suede sort of doesn't, does it?
16:22Suede is soft.
16:23It does!
16:25It does!
16:26What's the matter with the man?
16:28I've got suede shoes on, you don't call those soft, do you?
16:30I would.
16:31Yes, why is it soft?
16:33Moleskin?
16:34Can't be the skin of moles, surely.
16:35Well, you and Jeremy...
16:37How many moles would you have to kill?
16:38The moles are only this big.
16:40Moleskin.
16:41And that is my final answer.
16:43Don't do it!
16:44Don't do it!
16:45She's an idiot!
16:46So, I will go moleskin, final answer.
16:49She's going moleskin.
16:51No.
16:51Oh, God.
16:52I'm going to be wrong.
16:53If this is wrong now, he's going to feel such a knob at.
16:58Oh, jeez.
16:59No!
17:03Suede is the correct answer.
17:05It's created by sanding flesh on the side of animal hide.
17:08But I wouldn't have called it soft and textured.
17:10It is.
17:11Of course it's soft.
17:12I've got a beautiful soft suede jacket.
17:14Yeah.
17:15Idiot.
17:15I think he'd have known.
17:17Well, I can only apologise for that.
17:19Well, your apologies not accepting, gentlemen.
17:21I don't know what to say other than you are leaving here, Jamie Eidman, with £1,000.
17:28Thank you.
17:28There you go.
17:28That's a grand you didn't have before.
17:30That's true.
17:31Do you know what I mean?
17:32Well, that wasn't one of the best, was it?
17:34No.
17:34It didn't get...
17:35Good, because I'd never seen anyone walk away with a grand.
17:37You're fidgeting away.
17:39You're full of beans today, aren't you, Nigel?
17:41Mm.
17:42Full of beans.
17:43Yes.
17:47In Kent...
17:47There's a slight addiction shopping.
17:49I like to, I like to shop at least once a week.
17:51What, every week you go shopping?
17:52I'll buy it.
17:53For, like, for clothes?
17:54Yeah, I'll buy, like, you know, I'll get a little something for something.
17:57Harry and Matt...
17:58What's your go-to, like, item?
18:01Do you know what I mean?
18:01Like, trousers, t-shirt, like, what would be your...
18:03What's your most frequent purchase?
18:04My most frequent purchase was...
18:06I actually struggle a lot with jeans.
18:08Because, as you would know, when you've got big thighs like us, adductors,
18:12they tend to chafe and rub.
18:14The chafing is the issue.
18:15Yeah, I get chafe.
18:15Do you know what I get chafe a lot?
18:16If we go away here, and I go in the sea, and I don't want to change my shorts,
18:20I get bad chafe.
18:21Yep.
18:22And then I have to walk around like that.
18:23Like that.
18:24Yep.
18:25That chafe...
18:26Been there a lot, mate.
18:27Maybe.
18:28People don't realise these adductor problems are real.
18:30Yeah, it's not ideal.
18:31On Friday, we kicked off our morning routine in the usual way on ITV.
18:37Do you want breakfast?
18:38Yeah.
18:39Yeah.
18:41Yeah.
18:42That's not you out.
18:43Is that it?
18:44Yeah, that's it.
18:45Are you an early...
18:46You're quite...
18:46Oh, you are an early riser, because you'll often message me three times.
18:506am.
18:516am.
18:52I'm like, oh, Claire's had a coffee.
18:54I'm on my second coffee.
18:55Yeah, I was just thinking.
18:57OK.
19:03This steam tune don't have to make you dance so, doesn't it?
19:06Yeah.
19:08Save our shippers.
19:10Throw some signs.
19:11Go on, mate.
19:12Save our strippers.
19:14Amen!
19:17Are you having that for breakfast?
19:19Yeah.
19:20Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
19:22Mm-hmm.
19:22I love a boiled egg.
19:23I love a boiled egg.
19:25Oh, I love it.
19:25And soldiers.
19:26Mm.
19:26Or an omelette, plain omelette.
19:28I make a very good omelette.
19:29Do you make a good one?
19:30I do.
19:30See, you're a good cook.
19:31The one thing I can do is spinach omelette.
19:33Oh, divine.
19:34Now, is it outdated to hire a stripper?
19:38I had a stripper.
19:39Your 40th?
19:39My 40th, yeah.
19:41I remember it on tape.
19:42Yeah, mind you, it was a right nice bloke, it was.
19:45Well, so yeah, nice.
19:46Do you know how many times people have asked me if I'm a stripper?
19:49Ever.
19:49If I could have a pound for every time someone said to me, are you a stripper?
19:53Or have you stripped?
19:54I feel that's quite insulting.
19:56Or have you done butter in the buff?
19:57Both hen party organisers and strippers say bookings for hen parties are now lower than
20:03ever before.
20:05I like a stripper, do you?
20:07It's in the right situation.
20:08It can be fun.
20:09Yeah, it's just awkward, but it's also like you're with other people as well.
20:13Shall I just give you one of those strip dances now?
20:15No, don't do that.
20:16Stop doing that, please.
20:20So we're joined by April Todd, who owns a hen party business alongside strippers Gary
20:24Maloney and Tony.
20:25Oh, kind.
20:26Wow, look at these guys.
20:28Wow.
20:29Look at him on them.
20:31Is this us in a different life?
20:33What?
20:35That is quite concerning.
20:36Have you noticed this?
20:37This is a...
20:38To be honest, I think I'm an exception to the rule because I'm probably bigger than I've
20:42ever been.
20:42Ooh, all right, cocky.
20:45It's like, yeah, I'm great.
20:46Matt 2.0.
20:48The most important part is to put everyone at ease and it's about them, not you.
20:52It's about them, not you.
20:53But when you're standing there with your bits out, it's kind of about you.
20:56Yeah.
20:56I think the one way to make sure people are at ease is keep your clothes on.
21:00Keep your clothes on.
21:00And I think that's so, so important.
21:02And I think once I've left that, I need to know when I've left there, they know me as Gary,
21:06the actual person and not just the stripper.
21:08Oh, bless him.
21:09Sorry.
21:10Bless his heart.
21:11I'm more than a thong.
21:13What's he do like when he's naked?
21:15Just so you know, ladies, it's Gary.
21:16Nice to meet you all.
21:18You can call me Gaz.
21:20Tony, what have you found?
21:22You're professionally known as seduction.
21:23Oh, seduction?
21:24Is that his birth name, do you think?
21:26Yeah.
21:28Seduction.
21:29Can't take him serious with that hat on.
21:31Seduction.
21:31I mean, similar to what Gary said.
21:33Yes.
21:34For me, I transitioned from dance.
21:36Oh, Tony's his real name.
21:37No wonder he calls himself seduction.
21:40It's quite hard to concentrate because you can't see his eyes.
21:42You can't see him for that big hat.
21:44Do you ever do celebrities' homes?
21:46If there's any celebrities out there got a bit crazy.
21:49Oh, Alison getting the gossip.
21:51Oh, but I wonder if he is.
21:52Send him around.
21:53Yeah, but he ain't going to disclose that, is he?
21:55Well, let's find out.
21:56But I was dancing with Amanda Holden last week.
21:58Oh!
22:00I knew she'd come up.
22:01Yeah, Mandy.
22:02She's a filthy man, Mandy.
22:05We did panter with Amanda Holden, didn't we?
22:06Yeah, we certainly did.
22:07Do you know what she has for lunch?
22:09Five grapes.
22:11And I was with the Danny Dyers, both of them.
22:13Oh, he had both the Dannys?
22:14Oh, my God.
22:15Did he just say Danny Dyer then?
22:17And he was, yeah, he enjoyed the lap dance.
22:19He was his sister.
22:20What would you do, though, B, if Gary the stripper turned up at a party?
22:26I go, I fucking know you.
22:28You're Gary the stripper.
22:30Gary the stripper?
22:31Yeah, no Gary the stripper.
22:33I've seen you on the cellar.
22:34On this morning.
22:35On this morning, yeah.
22:45In Essex.
22:46There's two types of parents.
22:48Liars.
22:48Yeah.
22:48And honest ones.
22:49Yeah.
22:50The honest ones are me.
22:51Yeah.
22:51Summer holidays are hard.
22:52And the liars go, all that time with my children.
22:56Oh, it's just beautiful.
22:57I'm terrified.
22:58Best mates Jordan and Perry.
23:01I've run out of things to do in the first three days.
23:03You've got three, though, haven't you?
23:03So it's a lot.
23:05The first three days I've run out of things to do.
23:06Okay.
23:07Then, if we're lucky enough, we go on holiday.
23:09And that's just parenting in the sun.
23:11It's the same stuff at home, but just on a sundown job.
23:14Yeah, I hear that.
23:15With an audience, because everyone's then looking at you.
23:17They should do more, like, remember American TV?
23:19They do, like, camps and stuff.
23:21Yes.
23:21I'd send my kids to a camp.
23:23Would you?
23:23Yeah, man.
23:25Absolutely.
23:26Would you be, like, from birth or just...
23:28Well, that's called adoption, isn't it?
23:31Okay.
23:31On Tuesday night, the creme de la creme were at it again on Channel 4.
23:36Shall we eat in technique?
23:37Okay.
23:39Like this, right?
23:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:41Oh, okay.
23:42Bye, Val.
23:43Okay.
23:43I thought you were about to...
23:45You scared me there for a moment.
23:46I only eat the top.
23:47No.
23:49I actually enjoy cooking.
23:51But I'm not very good at it.
23:52You make a nice soup, don't you?
23:54I make a very nice soup.
23:56And, um...
23:57No chewing involved.
24:02Bake off the professionals.
24:04I could never do this.
24:05Oh, no, this is when, like, it levels up.
24:08Yeah.
24:10Here they come.
24:12He's Benoit and she's Cherish.
24:14And they are top of their game.
24:16Chef, today you must create a stunning biscuit modern landmark.
24:21Oh, a landmark made a biscuit.
24:24I'll do the Lloyds build.
24:25Oh, this is the one I do.
24:26Oh, yeah, you love Lloyds.
24:28I do Stonehenge because that's quite easy.
24:30You just get some of those, um, sponge fingers.
24:32Sponge fingers, yeah.
24:32And then put them all like that with a sponge finger across the top.
24:35We're done.
24:36That's it.
24:37Benoit, anything to add?
24:38Chef, today you must also make 12 petits gâteaux.
24:42What?
24:42Petits gâteaux.
24:43Any type of food sounds better French.
24:47Yeah, of course it does.
24:48Do you know what I mean?
24:49Of course it does.
24:50Like, sausage roll.
24:51Yeah.
24:52Sounds nicer than what you have in sausage roll.
24:54Yeah, because French is like the most perfect accent.
24:57Yeah, but like, imagine, imagine, you know, today I'm going to make, er,
25:01men's on toast.
25:03Yeah.
25:03You know, that sounds nicer.
25:05Chefs, you had one hour to prep last night.
25:07You now have a further four hours to complete this challenge.
25:10Well, they've got four hours to do all this, Nigel.
25:13God.
25:13Tell me we're not going to have to watch it for four hours.
25:15No, please, no.
25:16You see, this is why I don't like baking.
25:19Good morning.
25:20What are you going to make for your model lemma?
25:22We have a Frenchman on the team.
25:24So we're making the Louvre and surrounding buildings.
25:26The Louvre and surrounding buildings.
25:29With the pyramids.
25:30Good Lord.
25:31Are they going to do our chocolate?
25:32I see chocolate there.
25:33Oh, I mean, could you be bothered?
25:35No.
25:35Paying homage to the world's largest art museum,
25:38Will and Sophia will surround their Louvre landmark.
25:41Oh, that looks nice, doesn't it?
25:42Oh, they've got to do all the outbuildings around the Louvre as well.
25:46Oh, no.
25:47We thought they were just doing the triangle.
25:49The triangle?
25:52Decorated with white chocolate paints
25:54and filled with a baobab and tangy passion fruit compote insert.
25:58Oh, nice.
25:59A baobab?
26:00What's a baobab?
26:01I have no idea.
26:02Will loves to use baobab.
26:04Because I'm really interested in product that improve your health.
26:07Okay.
26:07So that's also why we've gone with cocoa and burdock biscuit.
26:10And burdock.
26:11Burdock.
26:12Burdock.
26:13I've got a semi watching that Frenchman.
26:15It's just the voice.
26:16Are we going to taste the bollocks?
26:18Bollocks?
26:19Ha!
26:19Ha!
26:21Ha!
26:22Ha!
26:23She said bollocks.
26:24She did!
26:25You don't want to taste that hen.
26:28Nope.
26:29Yeah.
26:30She can taste the bollocks if she wants.
26:32The Pyramid, it's a difficult design, it's ambitious.
26:35We are very behind.
26:37Oh, I say.
26:37Look at that.
26:38What is that, mate?
26:39So the blue ice is going to look like the glass, is it?
26:44The pyramid.
26:45Of the leaves.
26:47Of the leaves.
26:48Of the leaves.
26:49How are you?
26:50I'm all right.
26:53They've built that up, which means they're going to have to turn it at some point.
26:56Or would you like if it all fell apart?
26:58I sort of would.
26:59If it collapsed, that's the dream, isn't it?
27:04Oh, no.
27:05No, no, no, no!
27:07Oh, my God, what are they going to do?
27:08Take that cardboard away and hope it stays together.
27:11Careful, careful, careful, careful.
27:13This is the money shop.
27:14This is what we're waiting for.
27:16Oh, no.
27:17Oh, no.
27:18He's fucked it.
27:19Oh, that's so sad.
27:22I'll fix this.
27:23Oh, it's awful.
27:24It's awful.
27:25Just give up.
27:26Go home.
27:26All right, just turn it round.
27:27Turn it round, show him a good bit.
27:29It's dripping.
27:31Oh, it's leaking.
27:33There's a leak in the Louvre.
27:34Chefs, your time is up.
27:37Oh, no.
27:37Oh, my gosh.
27:38Don't look at it.
27:39Just don't look at it.
27:41Yeah, don't look at it.
27:42Don't look at it.
27:42It's that bad.
27:43Look away.
27:44That's what I do with my problems.
27:48Just ignore it.
27:49Don't look at it.
27:50If you ignore it, it doesn't exist.
27:54In Essex.
27:55It's cold.
27:57No, it's the air con.
27:58Well, I'm sure you're trying to do me in.
28:00What do I mean, do you in?
28:01What have I got to go in?
28:02Well, well, I've got me, what's it, me life insurance.
28:05What life insurance?
28:07Rylan and his mum, Linda.
28:09Well, when I die, it goes to your next of kin.
28:12What, me?
28:13No, the eldest, isn't it, is the next of kin.
28:17So Jamie gets it?
28:18It's like when my nanny died, bless her.
28:20Susan was the eldest.
28:23But if she's out between the three.
28:24Are you joking?
28:27Well, I don't get anything.
28:28Yeah, yeah.
28:30Whatever's there goes between you and Jamie.
28:33Well, listen, I mean, I've been quiet lately.
28:35I might have to go and cut the brakes on your camera.
28:39Well done.
28:39It's probably half a toothbrush each.
28:42This week, it was all about girl power in this movie
28:46with a message on Netflix.
28:48Ladies first.
28:50Quite right, too.
28:51I don't think anyone ever says ladies first to us.
28:57This is a story about a man named Damien.
29:01Damien had it all.
29:03Wealth.
29:04Sex.
29:05Power.
29:06Is that David Attenborough?
29:07No.
29:08That was Richard E. Grant's voiceover then.
29:10Oh, was it?
29:11Well spotted.
29:12Because he was also an arsehole.
29:15I like that.
29:16Like all men.
29:17Like all men.
29:19Every single one of them.
29:21Last night was incredible.
29:23I've heard that line many, many times.
29:25A few people say that to you in the morning.
29:27Yeah.
29:28Nigel.
29:28Ooh, Nigel, that was incredible.
29:30Anything for the woman who took my virginity.
29:34What?
29:35What?
29:35Who took my virginity.
29:37That's a good one.
29:39That's a good one.
29:41Right.
29:41So he's a creep.
29:43Yeah.
29:44So this is what being the CEO of Guinness gets you.
29:47Did they say the CEO of Guinness?
29:49Have you had a Guinness?
29:50The drink.
29:51I think he's the Guinness owner.
29:52So the board are on to me about female representation.
29:57Did you see that?
29:59Female representation.
30:00Terrible.
30:01Atlas doesn't have a single creative director who is a woman.
30:06Why the hell should that matter?
30:07Why the hell should that matter?
30:09Why should that matter, Charles Dobbs?
30:11I mean, I just want to launch my biscuits at the telly.
30:17We just promoted the most incredible woman to creative director last week.
30:22Saying anything after a golf swing.
30:24Yeah, makes you a dick.
30:25So tell me, who is this new female we appointed last week?
30:29Who is it?
30:30Oh, sorry, did I say last week?
30:32I meant this afternoon.
30:34So he's obviously thought we're going to lose this contract if I don't employ a woman.
30:38He's a bit of a misogynist, isn't he?
30:39Let's be honest.
30:40Guinness.
30:41Want to increase their female market share.
30:43Do you love a Guinness?
30:44Well, love a Guinness.
30:45Yeah, who doesn't love a Guinness?
30:46Who don't love a Guinness?
30:48Who doesn't?
30:49And talking of women, we have a new one.
30:52Oh, my God.
30:53Talking of women, we've got a new one.
30:56We've got one.
30:57Talking of women, there's one there.
30:59This is our new creative director, Alex.
31:05Oh, he's a prick.
31:07He can't even remember her name.
31:09Fox.
31:10Correct.
31:11Oh, correct.
31:12Alex, correct.
31:14Shut up.
31:14I just want to see.
31:15Right, let's get into it.
31:16Product name, nine years.
31:17Let's go.
31:18So basically, we don't care what you have to say.
31:20Great, move on.
31:21Tagline.
31:22Can't grow a mustache.
31:23Well, Guinness girl's got you.
31:24Those girls can't grow a mustache, she's going to.
31:26Some can, right?
31:29And then she and the St. Paulie girl have a pub fight, and it's Guinness, and it's foam, and it's
31:34moustache.
31:34Do we want to tie alcohol to violence, though?
31:36They're fighting.
31:37Yeah, look, don't even listen to her now.
31:39Close it.
31:40Hold on.
31:41Are we sure we want to tie alcohol to violence, though?
31:43Which she just said.
31:44I mean, it'd be funny if it wasn't so probably true to life and depressing.
31:48Yeah, it really is.
31:48So it's hard as a woman to watch it and be like, that's great, isn't it, that women are undermined
31:53in the workplace.
31:54It's really good and funny, isn't it?
31:56I thought I was running point on the Guinness pitch.
31:59Oh, yeah, yeah, you are.
32:00Just need the new girl to cover ourselves in their female prospector, right?
32:04Oh, no.
32:05She's overheard them.
32:07She's overheard it.
32:08Yeah.
32:08I thought you should know the female prospector just heard all of that.
32:14Go on, girl.
32:15Do you reckon she's going to give him a piece of their mind?
32:17Hopefully.
32:17Because I'm good at this and I deserve the job and...
32:20Time of the month.
32:22Did you know what you just said?
32:23Yeah.
32:24I would just go, what time would that be?
32:26Hmm.
32:27I've got news for you.
32:28Please tell.
32:30The problem is you.
32:32Oh, really?
32:33Yes, go on.
32:35Good girl.
32:35It's you.
32:35It's you.
32:36It is, it is.
32:37You know, I'm not some blow-up doll that you can just wheel out to your meetings to prove you're
32:41evolved.
32:42Don't not blow-up dolls.
32:43They last longer than you have.
32:45They last longer than you have.
32:47Every time I think he can't say something worse, he does it.
32:50He just trumps it.
32:51Keeps going.
32:52Oh, by the way.
32:54You're fine.
32:55Oh.
32:56Oh, brilliant.
32:59Deserve that.
33:02Do you know what that reminds me of?
33:04What?
33:04You in Marbella.
33:05That glass door.
33:06Oh, don't.
33:07Remember, you kept walking into that glass door every day.
33:10Yeah.
33:10In her apartment.
33:11Every single day.
33:12Yeah.
33:13There you go.
33:14Open your eyes.
33:15Oh, dear.
33:16He survived.
33:17You on any medication?
33:19The pill?
33:19The pill?
33:20Are you on the pill?
33:21The pill?
33:21What pill?
33:22Are they asking him questions, though?
33:23Like, women questions?
33:25Okay.
33:25Well, make sure you get some ice on that, yeah?
33:27Yeah.
33:27Look after that pretty face.
33:28All right?
33:29Oh, okay, instantly.
33:31Instantly, it's the trick.
33:32The little tiny comments.
33:33It's like casual misogyny that women deal with.
33:36Yeah, exactly, yeah.
33:41I think he's woken up in a new world, yeah.
33:43Damien, okay, what are you wearing?
33:45What am I wearing?
33:46What are you wearing?
33:48Men are wearing skirts.
33:49Men are wearing skirts.
33:50Oh, the whole world.
33:51The whole world has changed.
33:52The whole world has changed.
33:53I think I'd be all right in a woman's world.
33:55I can see you in those trousers straight away.
33:56I'm more femme than I am mass sometimes, you know?
33:59Got three sisters, I'd slip straight in.
34:02What are you doing?
34:03You can't just walk into Alex's office.
34:05Alex is the boss now.
34:07Brilliant.
34:08Is that the lady?
34:09Yeah.
34:09Oh, great.
34:10That's so good.
34:11As you probably heard, Alex just quit.
34:13I'm sorry, what?
34:16Did I?
34:18Aura!
34:19Aura!
34:20That's a collar and a half, innit?
34:21Get out of here.
34:22You have to earn that collar.
34:23Go on, Alex.
34:24You've come to apologise.
34:26Go ahead.
34:28Damien, what are you doing in my office?
34:30If I bang my head and I get to radio too,
34:33Tony Blackburn's trying to usher me away from me.
34:36From me studio.
34:38Oh, coffee.
34:39Oh, Fred, my cashmere angel.
34:44Just dance in a cardi.
34:46You've got that cardigan?
34:48Oh, yeah, I do, yeah.
34:49The only thing that when I got together with Spencer,
34:53I insisted on paying my way,
34:56and it's one of my biggest regrets eight years on.
34:58Huge mistake.
34:59I'm paying 50% of everything.
35:00Yeah, because he held you to it.
35:01Well, because I insisted.
35:03Yeah.
35:03Stupid.
35:04I know.
35:04You tried to make a point,
35:05and then you shot yourself in the feminist foot.
35:08I didn't think it would be...
35:10I didn't think I'd be here eight years later.
35:12With him?
35:13Yeah.
35:14I don't think anyone did.
35:24In North London...
35:26You know, I hit my head and found out I was pregnant.
35:29Oh, did you?
35:29Yeah, because I had to go and have a head scan.
35:31I hit it on a low-hanging chandelier.
35:33Best mates Sarah and Claire.
35:36They said before we do this scan,
35:38we need to make sure you're not pregnant,
35:39so I did a pregnancy test,
35:40and it was negative,
35:42so I chucked it in the bin,
35:43and my husband went...
35:44I went, it's negative,
35:44so my husband went, right,
35:45I'll go and move the car,
35:47and he went and moved the car,
35:48and the nurse went,
35:49no, I need to see the pregnancy test
35:51before we can do the head scan,
35:52just to double-check,
35:53and I was like, but it was negative.
35:54She went, no, go and get it.
35:56So I went and got it,
35:57and by the time I'd gone back and got it,
35:59two blue lines,
36:00because I was just pregnant.
36:01So Ben came back from moving the car.
36:03Before he moved the car,
36:04I wasn't pregnant.
36:05He came back, I was.
36:08On Friday,
36:09there were more big stories
36:10hitting the headlines
36:11on the BBC.
36:13Oh, um, what time is it?
36:15Is it six o'clock?
36:16Yeah.
36:16My favourite show's about to start.
36:18The six o'clock news.
36:20I love crisps.
36:22Yeah, hey, hey.
36:24Yeah.
36:27Big tune.
36:28Jump, jump, jump.
36:31Boom.
36:35Politics, I have no interest.
36:37I like a bit of science news.
36:39A bit of space news.
36:41Yeah, I like,
36:41I like knowing what's going on with space.
36:43Nothing political.
36:45When they start talking about elections and all,
36:48I'm like,
36:49couldn't give a flying Fandango.
36:51Now, more than 20,000 people
36:53have signed a petition
36:54calling for a national A-level maths paper
36:56to be reviewed.
36:58After complaints,
36:58it was too hard.
36:59Yes!
37:01Oh, my God.
37:02This is my boy.
37:03He did this maths exam.
37:05Right.
37:06There's petitions about it.
37:07It was such a horror of a paper.
37:09Oh, really?
37:09Yeah, everyone was traumatised after it.
37:12It's awful.
37:12Can we do that for when we did it?
37:14Yeah, can we go back to 2003?
37:16Cos mine was too hard.
37:17When I was doing mine,
37:18mine were well hard.
37:19That paper was horrendous.
37:21Oh, yeah.
37:23Well, it serves them right.
37:25Do you know what I mean?
37:26working hard and revising all that
37:28bunch of nerds?
37:31Yeah.
37:32Why don't you buy yourself
37:33a big bottle of cider
37:34and go and sit over the park?
37:36Very few questions
37:37where I felt like I was, like,
37:38confident at.
37:39This is great
37:40because you can basically
37:41coordinate your revolution
37:43via TikTok.
37:44They have to listen
37:45if you go viral.
37:46They don't look like
37:47bullshitters either.
37:48No.
37:48Very early on,
37:49we saw, like, parametric equations
37:50which don't usually come up
37:51until a lot later on in the paper.
37:53Oh, I hate a parametric equation.
38:03Students have contacted the BBC
38:05to share their concerns.
38:06This generation, man,
38:08I'm telling you,
38:09I can't,
38:09they're equally impressive
38:11and terrifying.
38:12They're like,
38:12the exam was hard.
38:13Ring the BBC.
38:14But some maths experts
38:16say the paper
38:16was in line with expectations.
38:18The actual mathematical
38:20computation in each question
38:22was very standard
38:23and we've seen
38:24these kind of questions before.
38:25Oh, Neil's saying
38:26that they're just
38:26standard questions.
38:27I bet he's a maths genius.
38:29Imagine being a maths expert.
38:31Like, imagine having
38:32that kind of brain.
38:33Yeah.
38:34It'd be good, wouldn't it?
38:35For some things, yeah.
38:37So, there was nothing
38:38in there really
38:38that was mathematically
38:41alarming, I would say.
38:43Mathematically alarming.
38:48He loves maths, doesn't he?
38:49I can tell it.
38:50And Ofqual,
38:51the exams regulator,
38:52has said that
38:53it will be closely
38:54monitoring the marking
38:55of this particular paper
38:56and that students
38:57shouldn't worry
38:58but focus on the next exam.
38:59Don't worry about this one.
39:01You just concentrate
39:01on the next one
39:02which is also going
39:02to be very hard.
39:06I know it took me
39:07three times
39:08to pass my maths to UCS.
39:10Did it really?
39:11I kept on to go back.
39:12It was like Elf, you know,
39:14when he's bigger than
39:14everyone in the classroom.
39:16That was me.
39:17I was 24.
39:18I was like, hey,
39:19see if I can get
39:20that C grade.
39:23In Essex.
39:24You're going to eat them?
39:26Yeah.
39:26This isn't a joke.
39:27Yeah.
39:28But I know you just
39:28like to suck them, don't you?
39:30The Buckleys.
39:31The dry roasted,
39:32I like to...
39:33That is grim.
39:34Just suck the...
39:36Flavour.
39:37Flavour off.
39:38And then I put them...
39:39The only reason
39:40you're saying that...
39:40You have a little
39:41discarding bowl.
39:42Yes.
39:42Yeah, because I came
39:43home one day,
39:44you had a...
39:44I love a dry roasted
39:45peanut.
39:46Yep.
39:46I saw a bowl
39:47of dry roasted peanuts.
39:49I thought, oh,
39:49I'll have some of those.
39:50They're all soggy
39:51because you suck them
39:52and just put them
39:53in another bowl.
39:54That'll teach you.
39:55What?
39:55What's the lesson there?
39:56Ask before you just
39:58help yourself to my snacks.
40:00Is that right?
40:01Yeah.
40:02On Saturday night,
40:03Ross Kemp had us quizzing
40:05across his bridge
40:06on BBC One.
40:08Oh, I love Bridge of Lies.
40:10I like Ross Kemp.
40:11It must have been nice for him.
40:13It must have been more relaxing
40:14because he's normally out
40:15bothering gangs and that,
40:16isn't it?
40:17Yeah, it's not.
40:18Have a day off, babe.
40:19This isn't as scary, is it?
40:21This is Celebrity Bridge of Lies
40:23where winning is simple.
40:26Just step on the truths.
40:28Is it a truth
40:29or is it a lie?
40:30And steer clear
40:31of the lies.
40:33Okay.
40:33We've got the game.
40:34We're in fever pitch already.
40:36I love multiple choice
40:37because you know one is right.
40:41It's true.
40:42That's an easy way out.
40:44But liking multiple choice
40:46is a sign of weakness.
40:49Are you ready?
40:51Got it.
40:51Ready.
40:52Expect so.
40:53They're sat in a studio.
40:55The first category is musicals.
40:58Oh, this is you.
41:00This is me all over.
41:01Did you see Lion King with us?
41:02Hated it.
41:04Oh.
41:04Because the lions weren't lions.
41:05They were humans
41:06with cardboard heads on.
41:08It pissed me off.
41:09I know most of Andrew Lloyd Webber's canon.
41:13Okay.
41:14Louisa, come and join me on the bridge.
41:16I'm coming.
41:17Well, Louisa's been in the West End.
41:19Oh, has she?
41:19She's in East Enders
41:20but she's done the West End.
41:21Oh, she will know this then.
41:22Yeah.
41:25Louisa.
41:25Hello.
41:26We've sort of seen you
41:27on our screen
41:28since you were a teenager.
41:29Yeah, you've both been in East Enders.
41:33So have you ever been in a musical?
41:34Yes, I was in Greece.
41:36See?
41:36She knows her stuff.
41:38Okay.
41:38Name me two songs from Greece.
41:41Go on easy.
41:42First one easy.
41:43Better shake up,
41:44however it goes.
41:46You better shake up.
41:47Yeah.
41:48You're the one I want.
41:49Yeah.
41:49That's that song.
41:51Go on.
41:51The sad one.
41:54What month?
41:54Povercely devoted to you.
41:56Oh, you pulled that one out.
41:58Yeah, come on.
41:59Right.
41:59Can you tell us what charity
42:00you're playing for?
42:01I'm playing for guide dogs.
42:03Oh, God bless her.
42:04Ah, I love a guide dog.
42:07There are ten lies on the bridge
42:09but remember
42:10there is always
42:11a path to safety.
42:13Yeah, we get the idea.
42:14Bridge,
42:15what are we looking for?
42:16We're looking for the show to start.
42:18We are looking for songs
42:20correctly paired
42:21with the stage musical
42:23in which they feature.
42:24Oh, get on with it!
42:26We know!
42:27Summer Nights Grease.
42:30Oh, Summer Nights Grease.
42:31Easy.
42:31Oh, well, well, well, well.
42:33Oh.
42:33Very much of it's time now.
42:35Yeah, it is.
42:36Did she put up a fight?
42:37Oh!
42:39Hello, please.
42:40I have to go here
42:41because obviously I was in the show, so...
42:43Truth or lie?
42:45That is a truth.
42:46We got...
42:46Oh, yeah, we knew we'd get that, like...
42:48It's a simple format, isn't it?
42:50It is.
42:50Almost too simple.
42:52That opens up.
42:53Memory, West Side Story.
42:55Memory is from Katz.
42:57Memory,
42:59all around in the moonlight.
43:02That was quite good.
43:04What?
43:05That's quite good!
43:06My favourite things,
43:08the sound of music.
43:09This is my favourite thing,
43:10the sound of music.
43:11Yeah, memory and Katz.
43:12These are a few of my favourite things.
43:15Well, that's...
43:15I felt like...
43:16Is it the sound of music, though?
43:18No, I don't think that was in the sound of music.
43:20This is my favourite, favourite film growing up,
43:23so I'm definitely going to go for the sound of music.
43:25You've got five minutes.
43:26Yeah, do I?
43:27Chop, chop.
43:27If we don't want your life history, love,
43:29just jump on the fucking button.
43:31That opens up.
43:32Don't cry for me, Argentina.
43:35Yeah, that one.
43:35Yeah, of course it is.
43:36Don't cry for me, Argentina.
43:40That opens up the hotline.
43:42Leaning on a lamppost, my fair lady.
43:45See, these now, I have no idea.
43:47This is getting niche now.
43:48Just thought I'm leaning on the lamppost
43:50in the corner of my feet
43:52until I set my little lady goes by.
43:56Oh, man.
43:59Oh, that's...
44:00By the way, that's me ukulele.
44:01This is one of my favourite musicals,
44:03so I don't know why my mind is playing tricks on me.
44:05Perfect year.
44:06I'm going to go for it.
44:08No.
44:09No.
44:09Oh, no.
44:10Oh.
44:11Perfect year.
44:13Truth or lie?
44:14No.
44:15Ah!
44:16Oh, the dogs.
44:22At least it's not her own money.
44:24Yeah.
44:24That'll be worse.
44:25Those guide dogs are being put to sleep now
44:28because she's stupid.
44:29That opens up.
44:31Seasons of love, rent,
44:34I dreamed a dream, Les Miserables.
44:36I dreamed a dream.
44:38Yes, I dreamed a dream.
44:39Love time's gone by.
44:41Susan Boyle.
44:42Yeah, it was, yeah.
44:43Beat her.
44:46Nice.
44:47We did.
44:48Sorry, Sue.
44:50Have that, Sue, though.
44:51I'm going to go here.
44:51Truth or lie?
44:52Oh, sorry, I'm just...
44:53It is a truth.
44:54It's nearly over.
44:56It opens up expressing yourself, Matilda.
44:59Expressing yourself is not Matilda.
45:01Shh, shh, shh.
45:04Shh, shh.
45:05What's that?
45:07Oh, shit.
45:09You don't want to step on another one.
45:09You're at 1,000.
45:11That is a 50-50.
45:13Shh, shh.
45:18I'm going to go for let me entertain you.
45:20Truth or lie?
45:21Uh-oh.
45:21Oh, that's what I would have done.
45:22I don't know.
45:23It's the truth!
45:25I've done it.
45:26Well done.
45:27Yay!
45:29I never trained as a singer, clearly.
45:32I did train.
45:34Tried a bit.
45:35Where did you train?
45:36My drama school.
45:37Crufts.
45:39Well, you know what?
45:40A really good one, what I went to see just recently.
45:43Only at Christmas time.
45:45Back to the future.
45:47Right.
45:47We went together.
45:49Yeah, we went together.
45:52We went together.
45:53We went back to the future musical.
45:56We went there together.
45:57And that funny, we did go together.
46:00So you've seen the musical as well.
46:05Here for the ending that you can't get out of your head.
46:08Stream Russell T Davies tiptoe right now on Channel 4.
46:12And new drama, a three decades old crime that pulled the town apart will resurface.
46:17The light in the hall returns with a new tale, Still Waters, Tuesday at 9.
46:22Well, first dates next tonight, where even a traitor needs love.
46:26Perfect, perfect world.
46:32Perfect world.
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