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My Wife Turns Out to Be a Man EP Hidden Identity, Marriage Secrets, Comedy Romance AID
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own
00:00:10happiness I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere all right I'll
00:00:17handle this keep searching sideways where is she
00:01:01I now pronounce you husband and wife pick her up come on lift your brine
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:25one year just survive one year and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish don't catch any feelings
00:01:43for me okay isn't a year you and I will be done period I was kind of getting
00:01:52worried you said
00:01:59since we're both here for families let's lock this with a one-year contract
00:02:04clean and simple works for both of us okay
00:02:14all right rule number one no sex no snooping zip zero zilch for the year
00:02:20okay number two if either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up
00:02:26all right rule number three common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32okay Judith gets the master suite this is my house why do you get the master
00:02:38suite
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am what was that nothing
00:03:00oh
00:03:09oh
00:03:16I'm done
00:03:30I'm just gonna love it with you okay I mean you literally just got married and
00:03:34since I spent time with your new wife you hang out with me in some workplace bar
00:03:38look is Judith objectively hot yes does she have an incredible body yes but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn I'm only married Judith because my dad wanted me to and I need to secure
00:03:55Evelyn's future
00:03:58her dude that's my dream girl and Judith is weird I mean first night we lived together she took my
00:04:05room my room
00:04:07who does that
00:04:08I'm sorry no that's cold man that's cold
00:04:14so what do you want to do you want to get back with her or what
00:04:20what do you suggest take some notes of myself her oh yeah no what what I'm not gonna blackmail my
00:04:29wife why not
00:04:31it's easy well okay let's not blackmail but it's blackmail Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest
00:04:46take some notes of myself no her oh I don't know what you heard but I promise you it's only
00:04:54half the truth
00:04:54I mean I would never go along with Fenton's plan he's crazy and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it what if I post this on
00:05:05Facebook or Instagram
00:05:07no please it would ruin my family's reputation and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:13just don't
00:05:19what do you want from me
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you
00:05:37what shall I do to you
00:05:38such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no I have to remain loyal to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing
00:05:48I have a girlfriend and we had a deal
00:05:51then calm down
00:05:52I'm just out there a little payback
00:05:56hand over the Sunset Island Resort
00:05:59and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:26that's my mouth
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:06:39I'll do it
00:06:40maybe and I can't be happy
00:06:40what I'm afraid of
00:06:40good boy
00:06:40I'll do it
00:06:42I'll dropCom
00:06:46we will try
00:06:46the babysitter
00:06:47there in the car
00:06:47that's not happening
00:06:48it's notие
00:06:49that's notame
00:06:49that's notame
00:07:04it's notame
00:07:07that's notame
00:07:21I missed you.
00:07:22I missed you.
00:07:47Awe, a sweet couple.
00:07:50I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:00Beautiful.
00:08:02Evelyn.
00:08:04Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:06Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:21Why did you even bring me here if he was going to pick you up?
00:08:24Oops, I was group texting.
00:08:28Oh, Avery, you are so adorable and naive, as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:38She's the hottest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:58Fuck!
00:09:00Whoa!
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:40I hate you!
00:09:44You're a creep.
00:09:45You're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me!
00:09:49I'm sorry.
00:09:59I miss you every day.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:06Come on!
00:10:08You know what I'm saying.
00:10:09Oh, I know I'll always but...
00:10:10Only this time.
00:10:19There, there.
00:10:20Ow, ow.
00:10:33How could you betray me like this?
00:10:37I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:40I saved myself for you.
00:10:46No.
00:10:48Mommy.
00:10:49I miss my mommy.
00:10:51I miss my daddy.
00:10:55I'm so tired.
00:10:59I'm so sad.
00:11:01So, so, so alone.
00:11:09My parents gone and the girl left you hide and dry.
00:11:14Yes, I did.
00:11:15I did.
00:11:16You said slack.
00:11:23Okay, okay.
00:11:25I'm gonna...
00:11:27I'm better by the time.
00:11:29Yep.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:31Up we go.
00:11:33I told you.
00:11:35I can have a drink again.
00:11:37That's the last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah?
00:11:39Oh.
00:11:40Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:40I'm not drunk.
00:11:41Yep, yep, all right.
00:11:43Get in there.
00:11:43Yeah, there you go.
00:11:45I'm not drunk.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:47In fact, how about another round?
00:11:51Oh.
00:11:53Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink, man.
00:11:56Judith?
00:11:57Come here.
00:12:00I'm soaking wet.
00:12:02I think...
00:12:05Jump.
00:12:07Jump.
00:12:10Jump.
00:12:14Jump.
00:12:15Jump.
00:12:17Jump.
00:12:18Jump.
00:12:20Jump.
00:12:24Jump.
00:12:32Okay, wait, no, no.
00:12:41Don't play with a man.
00:12:53That's all you got?
00:13:02Light time is over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:09I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why?
00:13:20What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:23Nothing.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:52I just, I just like trying to do different hairstyles.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role play stuff.
00:14:01You kinky?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:13What?
00:14:15Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:30Mm-hmm.
00:14:32In fact, how about another round?
00:14:35Oh!
00:14:37God.
00:14:38I'm drunk.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:39Judith.
00:14:40Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42I'm so wet right now.
00:14:50No!
00:14:51No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:54No!
00:14:56Coming!
00:15:02Hi.
00:15:03Avery.
00:15:04Come here, darling.
00:15:06Oh!
00:15:07Fuck!
00:15:08Why?
00:15:08I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:11Your wide-eyed baby deer routine?
00:15:13Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show though.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb.
00:15:19Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:22Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No!
00:15:26No!
00:15:26What?
00:15:26I don't know what you're saying!
00:15:27Okay.
00:15:28Oh.
00:15:29It's done.
00:15:35I did.
00:15:36Wait.
00:15:37This is between Avery and I.
00:15:39What the hell are you?
00:15:48Oh my...
00:15:50No!
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:54Have a problem with that?
00:15:58You sick cheating bastard!
00:16:01How could you?
00:16:03Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking s-s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:10Girls are filing!
00:16:12Bitch!
00:16:16Listen.
00:16:17Look.
00:16:18Sugar.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess.
00:16:21Whatever it takes.
00:16:22You do that.
00:16:23Little favor from me.
00:16:25I promise.
00:16:26I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:30How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:34Because...
00:16:34I'm already married.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39You can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me!
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be!
00:16:47So why don't you take your knock-off sheen dress and walk it back down to Santiago where you came
00:16:51from, bitch!
00:16:52Bye!
00:16:53You were daring me before me.
00:16:56Just for your intimacy.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:09Uh, remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:27You got to see what I do.
00:17:40Oh, there's food.
00:17:42Finally.
00:17:42Hmm.
00:17:52Mmm.
00:17:53Mmm.
00:17:53Mmm.
00:17:54Mmm.
00:17:56Cheese.
00:17:57Like cheese.
00:17:58A normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin.
00:18:01You should both go.
00:18:02Here.
00:18:02Cupcake.
00:18:03Oh, I'm good.
00:18:03I don't...
00:18:04I'm watching my figure.
00:18:05Eat.
00:18:06No, please.
00:18:06Eat.
00:18:12I'm so sorry.
00:18:13I'm simply upholding my allegation
00:18:15to public display my special affection
00:18:17that you sign off on.
00:18:19Besides,
00:18:20watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this.
00:18:24It looks defining.
00:18:25You might actually like it.
00:18:26No, I'm not gonna help.
00:18:26Oh, wait!
00:18:38Thank you for this.
00:18:42What's in the room?
00:18:43You are.
00:18:44Hey, Judith.
00:18:45I told you.
00:18:46What's in the room?
00:18:47Judith.
00:18:48A lovely name.
00:18:51That's right!
00:18:52My wife, my wife and I,
00:18:54we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:56We have lots of friends
00:18:57because we're married and popular.
00:18:58Bye!
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay?
00:19:17He's trouble.
00:19:18Oh!
00:19:19Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:23I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:31You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:36Heart.
00:19:38Hunting baby babies.
00:19:44Whoa!
00:19:53Ah!
00:19:55I can't swim!
00:19:58Help!
00:20:00Help!
00:20:02Help!
00:20:11Avery!
00:20:12Dammit!
00:20:14Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, dammit!
00:20:31I'm alive.
00:20:35I'm alive.
00:20:37She looks lovely, don't you see?
00:20:39I'm alive.
00:20:56Is that what it looks like?
00:20:58You know, whatever, man.
00:21:01She's your wife.
00:21:02Okay?
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:08So...
00:21:09How you feeling, man?
00:21:10Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14Nah, I really owe you for earlier.
00:21:16Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:19Dude, credit where credit's due.
00:21:22Your wife is the hero.
00:21:23My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:40My wife.
00:21:42A guy.
00:21:44No way.
00:21:45What was I thinking?
00:22:02What's going on?
00:22:05Finally catching feelings?
00:22:08Don't flatter yourself.
00:22:09You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:14Thanks.
00:22:15Thanks.
00:22:15For...
00:22:17For pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Yeah, what?
00:22:29Look who's breathing again.
00:22:30You two have your moment.
00:22:32I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33Alright.
00:22:34Bye, sweetums.
00:22:36So...
00:22:37How's bed rest treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Oh, easy killer.
00:22:43Oh, damn, son.
00:22:44You got it bad.
00:22:46Maybe.
00:22:48But sh...
00:22:50It's temporary.
00:22:51She's temporary.
00:22:52So?
00:22:53Dude, come on.
00:22:54Just play husband for real.
00:22:57Come on.
00:22:57Wine her.
00:22:58Dine her.
00:22:58Take her on the balcony.
00:23:00Overlooking the ocean.
00:23:01And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:05That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:07You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:10I...
00:23:10I...
00:23:11Yeah.
00:23:11Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:15Does she even know she's married?
00:23:18No, I'm with Judith.
00:23:23Disc mom again.
00:23:25It's funny we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:27Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:29Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:32Cannot blame models for being attracted to a supernova.
00:23:37How poetic.
00:23:38Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:42May I ask?
00:23:43Do you have a sister?
00:23:45Why you ask?
00:23:46You remind me of my friend.
00:23:48He has the same...
00:23:50Eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:52You.
00:23:53Oh, really? What's she like?
00:23:55Sweet. Lively.
00:23:56I can show you a picture.
00:23:59Could it be...
00:24:00Judith?
00:24:11Stay away from my wife!
00:24:17Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
00:24:20What are you freaking out about?
00:24:24I need to tell you something.
00:24:27I...
00:24:28Hey, there you guys are!
00:24:32Happy birthday, man.
00:24:34Sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:36It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:37Hang on a second.
00:24:39Got a nice bottle of wine for you.
00:24:50Add a little something extra.
00:24:52Joy.
00:25:03What do you want to say at the party?
00:25:06Screw it.
00:25:07Now or never.
00:25:09Judith?
00:25:11Would you be my wife?
00:25:13Like, for real?
00:25:16No tape backs.
00:25:25Come here.
00:25:26No!
00:25:27Why are you so strong?
00:25:28You look good to me.
00:25:38Maybe shower first?
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:42I love this kinky stuff, but...
00:25:46Maybe we could go slower.
00:25:47I think I'm getting first time jitters.
00:25:49I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:50I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:52Like 300 women.
00:25:54That seems like a lot.
00:25:54Like...
00:25:55Don't shut up.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:00Okay.
00:26:07Wait!
00:26:09What's going on?
00:26:10What the hell are you?
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:12I told you.
00:26:14No tape backs.
00:26:15Get over here.
00:26:46What?
00:26:56Holy shit!
00:26:58I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No.
00:27:04No way.
00:27:05No.
00:27:05This can't be happening.
00:27:06No.
00:27:06No.
00:27:07No.
00:27:07No!
00:27:07No!
00:27:08No!
00:27:11Wake up!
00:27:12Wake the fuck up!
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:17What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:22Easy!
00:27:23Who are you?
00:27:24Easy!
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:28I'm...
00:27:29I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And...
00:27:32Judas, brother.
00:27:34And...
00:27:35Yeah, we...
00:27:36We kind of screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I...
00:27:45I know.
00:27:46This is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And...
00:27:50To save our family to shame.
00:27:51I had no choice.
00:27:53I...
00:27:53I wasn't myself.
00:27:54I...
00:27:54Get the fuck away from...
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:57Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:58Guys?
00:27:59I'm fine!
00:28:01Just...
00:28:01Get out!
00:28:03Let's go.
00:28:16Let's go.
00:28:22Hey, uh...
00:28:24Want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay...
00:28:28You want me to call someone?
00:28:29No!
00:28:30I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:31This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.
00:28:35So...
00:28:35Please don't tell anybody.
00:28:37Okay.
00:28:37Fine.
00:28:38Just rest up.
00:28:41Everything hurts.
00:28:43Oh my god.
00:28:44What is that?
00:28:45What an animal!
00:28:48Ow!
00:28:49My back!
00:28:50Ow!
00:29:00I got the meds.
00:29:02Just leave me alone.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:05It's not gonna get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:15I can do it myself.
00:29:17It's...
00:29:17It's all my fault.
00:29:18Let me fix what I...
00:29:19I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:22Come on.
00:29:23You can't even see your own back, Avery.
00:29:25Let me help.
00:29:28What are you trying to do?
00:29:29Flex it?
00:29:32Here.
00:29:33Let me do it.
00:29:35Hey!
00:29:36What are you doing?
00:29:37It's my back that hurts.
00:29:42Ow!
00:29:44Okay.
00:29:44Let it happen.
00:29:46It's okay.
00:29:46It's okay.
00:29:51Avery.
00:29:53I'm really sorry about last night.
00:29:57About lying.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:00I get it honestly.
00:30:02It's new for me too.
00:30:03And this is...
00:30:04Messing with my head.
00:30:06I'm gonna give you space.
00:30:08I'm gonna bounce to my place.
00:30:12Call me if you need anything.
00:30:26Twice a day.
00:30:28What?
00:30:32You want it twice a day?
00:30:35One time I already almost killed me!
00:30:41She.
00:30:55I should punish you.
00:30:58What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:05Got a problem with that?
00:31:12How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:17And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:37Like hell I will!
00:31:43Un-freaking-believable!
00:31:45Not one damn call!
00:31:46No!
00:31:55Hey!
00:31:56Uh...
00:31:57I...
00:31:58I just um...
00:32:00So uh...
00:32:01You wanna hang out tomorrow?
00:32:30Something you'll like or...
00:32:32Never seen a hot guy before?
00:32:35Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:37Come on!
00:32:39You did!
00:32:41A delightful surprise!
00:32:47Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:51En primer!
00:32:53A thousand apologies, you cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton Beauty is...
00:32:59Legendary.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I wanted to take you to dinner just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up!
00:33:11Sorry.
00:33:12Taken.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:23That damn little piece.
00:33:26I don't understand what I want.
00:33:41So, Vincent.
00:33:42I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:46Like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:52History, or...?
00:33:53Uh, nah.
00:33:54I just met him at McBetton's birthday.
00:33:57You were there too, remember?
00:33:58Mm.
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it cool.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:03I wasn't jealous.
00:34:05I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A's since sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:29The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:35Flawless statue.
00:34:38Fucking trophy case.
00:34:46No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51A speech.
00:34:53The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:02exist.
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:10Why'd you call me?
00:35:29Why'd you call me?
00:35:30Why'd you call me?
00:35:33Why'd you call me?
00:35:34Why'd you call me?
00:35:35Why'd you call me?
00:35:39Why'd you call me?
00:35:40Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:42I just...
00:35:42I just...
00:35:43I need, uh...
00:35:45I just gotta...
00:35:46Get...
00:35:49Did...
00:35:50Did I do something wrong or...?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me dude, I knew that she was a guy, but like, I can't
00:36:06get over it.
00:36:08Look at that face of his, weaponized charm, I mean, God, straight, gay, I mean it doesn't
00:36:14really make a difference, he just wrecks people man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:19If you're that confused, go test the waters a little bit, dip your toes, you know?
00:36:24Go faking yourself out, you're a grown boy, you need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:42Hey handsome, buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:50Yeah, I'm into women, straight guys love hot women, that's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:11Yeah, yeah.
00:37:13I shouldn't feel guilty, I mean he lied, and I married Judith, his sister, my actual
00:37:19wife, who I've never even met.
00:37:21It's a contract marriage, so no rules broken.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:26You like it rather?
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:32This doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong?
00:37:40Okay.
00:37:42Yeah.
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, darling?
00:37:46Shh.
00:37:47Leave it to me.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58You.
00:38:01Okay.
00:38:02Just shut up.
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry, it's not you, I just, uh, I don't think I am who I thought I was.
00:38:14You.
00:38:17I'm an idiot, you don't need me at all.
00:38:19Enjoy your night.
00:38:20No, this is not what it looks like, I just-
00:38:23Save it!
00:38:24Okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:36Bless you.
00:38:44Hey!
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:51No eye deer.
00:38:56Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:06Shhh!
00:39:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:09Quiet.
00:39:16Kill me now.
00:39:27James.
00:39:29James!
00:39:30James!
00:39:31James!
00:39:32James?
00:39:33James, James, James, James, James.
00:39:35Hey James.
00:39:35JEMS!
00:39:37want to play with little bunny come on please just forgive me please just get
00:39:46in the car
00:40:07okay fine I'm sorry about the other day but I promise nothing happened with her I didn't
00:40:11sleep with her okay why did you take her home I was drunk and I I was scared I never
00:40:22felt
00:40:22this way about a guy before honestly it's terrifying but you have to believe me when
00:40:26I say I didn't sleep with her okay trust me I trust you what I'm just I feel so hurt
00:40:36right now
00:40:43how are you going to make it up to me
00:40:55impressive
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore you don't have to do anything you're not ready
00:41:42good morning
00:41:47oh um I got an exam in the afternoon we be rushed oh um okay yeah no that's fine yeah
00:41:57I remembered
00:41:57I have a I have a meeting this afternoon anyway so yeah yeah yeah that's me oh 100% yeah
00:42:04that's me oh hello what now hello where are you I'm on my way
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:55Avery!
00:42:57Avery!
00:42:59Avery!
00:43:02Avery!
00:43:03Avery!
00:43:08Sorry, I'm a little late.
00:43:19For being shy, I've seen you naked before.
00:43:23I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:26Shut it.
00:43:30I can't help it.
00:43:33He gets to me.
00:43:38Whoa, wait a minute.
00:43:41Move your hand.
00:43:42I can't watch if you're blocking.
00:43:52I can do it myself.
00:43:55You won't stop.
00:43:56I can do it myself.
00:44:09Faster.
00:44:23You got bored of staring?
00:44:25No, silly.
00:44:27Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow.
00:44:28I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:31One week.
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:35It's cool.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan.
00:44:43Guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48But they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:07Oh.
00:45:08Oh.
00:45:29Oh, my gosh!
00:45:36What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:05Hey bro, can you toss the stove back?
00:46:09Uh, yeah, no problem my guy.
00:46:21Thanks bro, you're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it boss.
00:46:31Oh damn dude, I got slippery hands. Can you toss it back again?
00:46:36Again? You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey, it's one.
00:46:56Oh, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Yeah, shut up Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:11This time the truth Avery.
00:47:14Or I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freak stupid.
00:47:29Oh, a woman.
00:47:32Hey handsome.
00:47:33You wanna get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry ladies.
00:47:35Hi James.
00:47:37Hi James.
00:47:39As you can see, he's with me.
00:47:42Ooh.
00:47:45Can you guys support us?
00:47:49Thanks.
00:47:54You still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57Hey, you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:07You know what?
00:48:08I'm gonna find you to fix all this and...
00:48:12Yeah, you and me.
00:48:14Done.
00:48:18Wait.
00:48:22You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people and I...
00:48:46I was jealous.
00:48:49And it...
00:48:51Kinda freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's...
00:49:02It's honestly kinda scary.
00:49:06I just don't know...
00:49:07I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything, I'm sorry.
00:49:12I don't know what to do.
00:49:20Okay, man.
00:49:28Avery Rockfeller.
00:49:32Thought I was straight till you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's...
00:49:37It's terrifying.
00:49:39But...
00:49:40But if it's you...
00:49:43Bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day, I think I can't love you more.
00:49:52And then...
00:49:53Tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you too.
00:50:25I love you too.
00:50:26What's that?
00:50:31What's that?
00:50:34What's that?
00:50:35Oh.
00:50:38It's literally your school ring.
00:50:40It was mine.
00:50:42And now it's yours.
00:50:45Follow me.
00:50:46I love you too.
00:51:08What up?
00:51:09Critical situation downtown.
00:51:11Need you back stat, boss.
00:51:13I'm on my way.
00:51:31No...
00:51:35No...
00:51:37No...
00:51:38No...
00:51:39No, no...
00:51:40No...
00:51:40No...
00:51:40No...
00:51:51James!
00:51:53Bonjour.
00:51:54Vincent?
00:51:56James is in the shower right now.
00:51:58Try again later.
00:52:01Flippity fuck are you doing on James' phone?
00:52:14Hey, is everything okay with the contract, Matt?
00:52:17What do you know about Vincent Lauren?
00:52:19Vincent?
00:52:20I mean, not much.
00:52:23Dude, this guy's a total player.
00:52:25He was getting three checks in one.
00:52:27Avery?
00:52:28Hey!
00:52:31Avery!
00:52:32Where are you going? Dude, if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me!
00:52:36Avery, what the fuck?
00:52:40Anyway, when I was, like, down on, I was like...
00:52:45Hey!
00:52:51Avery, what the-
00:52:52You're the player here, James.
00:52:53You are.
00:52:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:55His room!
00:52:56You walked out of his room!
00:52:57And you say, I cannot be the problem in this relationship!
00:53:01You walked out of his room, James!
00:53:03You're a fucking hypocrite!
00:53:04Saying I'm a player!
00:53:05I think that I am the one that was cheating!
00:53:07When you're so clearly you're the one that's having a fucking pool of shit!
00:53:10I can't deal with it anymore!
00:53:12And you're frankly-
00:53:13Yeah, how does my ass look from my ankle?
00:53:14You're bad in bed!
00:53:15You have such a problem keeping it up!
00:53:18I mean-
00:53:18Shut up.
00:53:19Or something-
00:53:21I didn't cheat, promise.
00:53:31Your story better hold water.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:34Um...
00:53:35Here's what happened.
00:53:41The air closes on.
00:53:42Zoom to 30.
00:53:43Get the dogs ready, okay?
00:53:53Now!
00:53:54This is the only show I've happened!
00:53:57Thanks.
00:53:58Christ, I am so sorry.
00:54:01James, what a small world!
00:54:03Hey!
00:54:04Oh, I'm so sorry about this.
00:54:06Please let me fix it.
00:54:08Take my shower.
00:54:09I cannot ruin your meeting.
00:54:11Crap!
00:54:12The shower in my room is busted!
00:54:14Clearly in a rush.
00:54:16Please let me help.
00:54:18Yeah, yeah, fuck.
00:54:20Yeah, yeah.
00:54:20Let's do it.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:21Of course.
00:54:23James, I mean it.
00:54:24I truly admire you.
00:54:26Just give me a shot.
00:54:28Oh!
00:54:31I appreciate it, Mr. Loren.
00:54:33But my heart is spoken for.
00:54:35I only ask for help because this meeting was crucial for my family.
00:54:44Did I take your meeting?
00:54:47Screw the meeting.
00:54:57Surprise time.
00:54:58I love surprises.
00:55:00Oh!
00:55:01Okay, here.
00:55:02Ready?
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:14Wow.
00:55:20That's insane.
00:55:23You like this beach?
00:55:25I love this beach.
00:55:27Good.
00:55:28Because I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:32Welcome to Avery Beach.
00:55:36Seriously?
00:55:37You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:40Yeah, yeah.
00:55:41No, I was just kidding.
00:55:43Name it whatever you wanted.
00:55:45Yeah.
00:55:45Thank God.
00:55:46Um.
00:55:49Avery.
00:55:50Who?
00:55:50Um.
00:55:53Avery.
00:55:55You're the only person that truly understands me.
00:56:00Honestly, I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:03I know.
00:56:09You rewrote my whole life.
00:56:12Made it beautiful.
00:56:14Made it real.
00:56:16I want it all.
00:56:18Every sunrise.
00:56:19Every storm.
00:56:21Every goddamn day with you.
00:56:26Avery.
00:56:27Avery.
00:56:27Avery.
00:56:27Avery.
00:56:28Avery.
00:56:28Avery.
00:56:29Avery.
00:56:30Avery.
00:56:31Avery.
00:56:32Avery.
00:56:34James Weldon.
00:56:35The guy who's all in.
00:56:38Uh.
00:56:40Wow.
00:56:41I really don't know how any of this works.
00:56:43But...
00:56:45I would love to keep being your husband.
00:56:58Alright.
00:57:02Okay, so, um, Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday, do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:12I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:30Shoot, those Walton's have killer jeans.
00:57:33Jesus, they're brothers-in-law.
00:57:35Your imagination's running wild.
00:57:38I'm here for it.
00:57:41Okay, well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar, so I'm gonna try one of the special drinks, okay?
00:57:46Alright.
00:57:55They're not good enough for me.
00:57:59You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:58:03We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:06I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:07What do you want?
00:58:09Leave James.
00:58:11Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open.
00:58:14And ruin all of you.
00:58:16Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:17Excuse me?
00:58:18Whoa, whoa. Hello, Jimmy.
00:58:22Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:26Well...
00:58:28So, nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:32Fuck away, Miss Lauren.
00:58:34Now, excuse us.
00:58:35There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:37I'm gonna put my mouth around it.
00:58:39It's gonna be on the other side.
00:58:41Au revoir.
00:58:50Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:54Let's test that.
00:59:00Do this for me.
00:59:02I'll be all yours.
00:59:03I'll be all yours.
00:59:06I'll be all yours.
00:59:08I'll be all yours.
00:59:10Holy shit!
00:59:11You're with James Walter?
00:59:12With the heads.
00:59:14I know he's Judith's brother.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:17How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:21I mean, that's disgusting.
00:59:23Dude.
00:59:23Avery's marrying me.
00:59:25End of story, okay?
00:59:26Oh, by the way, I gotta thank you for that special wine you give to us.
00:59:29Let's really spread things along, you know?
00:59:33I need another one.
00:59:36Let's make another one.
00:59:37Just make another one.
00:59:44So...
00:59:45You think his folks are just gonna be cool with all this?
00:59:50Or...
00:59:50Just relax.
00:59:52I'll talk to them.
00:59:54I'm coming to my place to smile anyway.
00:59:57Do this right.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:03Hello?
01:00:04Hey.
01:00:07Still...
01:00:08Avery?
01:00:09Avery?
01:00:10Hello?
01:00:12Best friend?
01:00:13Dude?
01:00:14What the fuck?
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16Still sitting here.
01:00:17Whatever.
01:00:18Whatever.
01:00:44Fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:45Did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole gay worship thing?
01:00:51Like, full-on romance.
01:00:53They even settle down together.
01:00:55Right, right.
01:00:56I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate.
01:00:58He doesn't exactly have kids, so...
01:01:08Oh, hell no.
01:01:21Mom?
01:01:22Dad?
01:01:24Avery?
01:01:25I know.
01:01:26Judith called.
01:01:27She's flying home tomorrow.
01:01:29Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:32Um...
01:01:33You boys wouldn't mind picking her up?
01:01:35We'll get things back to, uh...
01:01:38Normal.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:42Sure.
01:01:43Night.
01:01:54James!
01:02:07Now...
01:02:08Um...
01:02:09Wait a minute.
01:02:10You finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend?
01:02:12We're done.
01:02:14We're done.
01:02:15I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom, and Dad.
01:02:19I'm your sister, and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:26Whoa, who's the hottie?
01:02:29Oh.
01:02:30He's my, uh...
01:02:32Avery!
01:02:33Right.
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute.
01:02:40Don't sweat it.
01:02:41I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:42I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:43No, yeah.
01:02:48Yes, yep.
01:02:50Again.
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:52Yep.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:56Nice.
01:02:56Nice.
01:02:57You know...
01:02:59That guy...
01:03:00He was, like...
01:03:02A total jerk.
01:03:04Freaking sucked.
01:03:07And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I failed on the wedding.
01:03:12But, like...
01:03:13Guys becoming tight...
01:03:15Is the best thing ever.
01:03:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:03:21Avery...
01:03:21Hmm.
01:03:22I promise I'll be the best wife now...
01:03:25I believe it.
01:03:26Ever.
01:03:26I believe it.
01:03:27I'm so...
01:03:27Judy, we got something to tell you.
01:03:31Mmm...
01:03:37You're funny.
01:03:38You know...
01:03:41Avery...
01:03:42I get really jealous of this guy.
01:03:46Oh, pretty boy here!
01:03:48He's so pretty!
01:03:51And Avery, like...
01:03:53Everybody wants him.
01:03:55Like...
01:03:55Everybody.
01:03:57Mm-hmm.
01:03:58Yes.
01:04:02Let's press the order.
01:04:05No, but...
01:04:06No.
01:04:08Fine.
01:04:0840 minutes.
01:04:09Bye.
01:04:10Hey, uh...
01:04:11I got a ball to campus.
01:04:12Do you have this naked hair word?
01:04:14I'm gonna say she's too drunk.
01:04:14Can you just take her home?
01:04:15And I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:17You gotta go.
01:04:17Thanks so much.
01:04:23Oh, sorry, Avery!
01:04:25You're pretty good up in here liquor.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:31Not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:04:33Not too good at the next...
01:04:34I'm gonna go see him.
01:04:41I'm not too good at the next place.
01:04:51Not too bad.
01:04:53We're pretty good at the next place.
01:04:53And he'll never be how tight it is!
01:04:53Not too much.
01:04:53No, no, no, no!
01:05:00It's not too big.
01:05:01Not too bad.
01:05:02Most people, stop this place.
01:05:02Not too bad.
01:05:03No, no, no, no.
01:05:05Just take her home, and I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?
01:05:07Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean...
01:05:24Technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, no, no, this is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing, and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39Say, I need space, like, a lot of it, and, you know, let's not see each other for a while.
01:06:19Jesus is pregnant.
01:06:30we're done every clean break let's just get everything back on track move on
01:06:52James don't hear I'm sorry I I didn't have a choice okay my ex had just dumped me and
01:07:12I was already pregnant when I came back look my kid needs a father and my parents like they
01:07:24they can't handle the shame that I've hooked up this disaster I slipped something in your drink
01:07:33just to put you under breakfast is ready I want you Avery nothing actually happened between us
01:07:49I didn't betray James
01:07:54hey look he's been on a bender ever since you left okay it's been bottle after bottle
01:08:05we can't we can't reach him he's completely come undone Avery if we please please he needs you
01:08:44I was trying to know you God I missed you Avery every damn day
01:08:58I missed you too I missed you too so much
01:09:25baby don't go
01:09:31you real
01:09:38no no shit sorry sorry I shouldn't do this I'm sorry
01:09:44Judas baby it isn't mine
01:09:53say that again nothing ever happened between us you can ask her she'll tell you the truth
01:10:15mom dad this is it I love Avery I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him nobody
01:10:26else ever
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton uh the way I feel about James I've never felt anything like it before
01:10:44I mean what we have it's like it's like oxygen and I don't think I could live without it if
01:10:51I'm being
01:10:52honest losing him it'd be a nightmare so please just see how much it would mean to have your blessing
01:11:01because
01:11:02it would mean everything to me and I know it would mean everything to yourself
01:11:08honey
01:11:19my boy's a man now
01:11:22son you can go live your life
01:11:24son you can go live your life
01:11:25son you can go live your life
01:11:35son you can go live your life
01:11:38son you can go live your life
01:11:40son you can go live your life
01:11:40son you can go live your life
01:11:40son you can go live your life
01:11:40son you can go live your life
01:11:41son you can go live your life
01:11:44son you can go live your life
01:11:50son you can go live your life
01:11:54Back to me, Murphy's Big Sexy.
01:11:58You got it.
01:11:59Alright, come on.
01:12:21What?
01:12:28Long time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:32Vincent, what are you doing?
01:12:49Sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:09Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes, his lips.
01:13:23Wrong.
01:13:25All of it is fucking raw.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:42Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:45Fuck gender.
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53I had a plan.
01:13:54My plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:56How I would take him down.
01:13:58I even used Judith's baby.
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:01I knew!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time!
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just that good between sheets?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:40You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:53Pixie, let sis tie you up.
01:14:56Your boy can watch her.
01:14:59James, don't do it.
01:15:02James, you're the trap.
01:15:06Good boy.
01:15:08I'm sorry.
01:15:12No.
01:15:14I'm sorry.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:17I'm sorry.
01:15:19I'm sorry.
01:15:23You promised me that if I help the Mrs. White,
01:15:27he would marry me and that he loves us.
01:15:30Enough.
01:15:30Cut the waterworks, sweetheart.
01:15:33I know.
01:15:34You know it.
01:15:35You know how much I hate when you cry.
01:15:44I did exactly what you said.
01:15:46Let him go.
01:15:49Patience, Prince Jeremy.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now, option one.
01:15:57I put a bullet.
01:15:59Your little lover boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:11My baby.
01:16:12We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:17Brilliant.
01:16:18Yeah.
01:16:19Oh.
01:16:22Tick tock.
01:16:24Time to choose.
01:16:29Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:33Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything for this coward.
01:16:39That's Avery.
01:16:42And you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven,
01:16:47we'll rub together in hell.
01:16:54Your fucking dreams happen.
01:16:56What?
01:16:58What?
01:16:58Oh, fuck.
01:17:02Avery!
01:17:06No.
01:17:09James!
01:17:10James!
01:17:13Toronto, the big ruler...
01:17:21Is it okay?
01:17:22No.
01:17:23I can't, I can't.
01:17:29Whoa!
01:17:35Excellent träncing,
01:17:37AnnD driven by a fence.
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