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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:40Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:53No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:56I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:02Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:41Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46Rejuvenate.
00:01:51See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:09Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:18We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:21If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:23Be Lysander Armstrong!
00:02:25His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:29He's so hot!
00:02:31Does he come with the money?
00:02:32Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:35Money. Fame. Power.
00:02:38It's all yours.
00:02:43Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:49Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:57Grandma?
00:02:59Grandma.
00:03:00When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:04I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:24No!
00:03:33Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself?
00:03:44The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:48What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:55doing that?
00:03:55I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:04I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What? My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you. Come on.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:44How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:50I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:52Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:55Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:23I have no clue what this is.
00:05:26Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:32That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:34Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:36I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:48He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:57Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:12The goddess of healing.
00:06:16Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:20That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:38If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt.
00:06:45I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer will give them five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:10I'll save your son.
00:07:13Who the hell is she?
00:07:14Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:16She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:23Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:27She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:30Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:34I bet it has fleas.
00:07:36That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:40Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:47Don't touch him.
00:07:50They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:56So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:08:00Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:04I'm the richest tycoon in this country, and a former general.
00:08:08I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:10Mm-hmm.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:16Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:29Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:31Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:08:36If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:43Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:48Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:51You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:54Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:57But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall!
00:09:03Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:06You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:08And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:11But since I'm not welcome here...
00:09:14I'll leave.
00:09:16Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:18No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:20My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:22I can't lose him.
00:09:24Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:30My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:35Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:40Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:41As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:48Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:51I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:54You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:58Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:02Continue wasting your time.
00:10:03But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:16Okay, okay.
00:10:18What? What's happening?
00:10:20What are we doing?
00:10:34I knew she was a perv.
00:10:36She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:39Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:42Are you insane?
00:10:44Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:48He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:55Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:10:59Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:02I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:06And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:13This?
00:11:20Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:23What?
00:11:25So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:11:31Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:36I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who
00:11:42have studied for years?
00:11:44We are all certified.
00:11:46But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:49She's right about everything.
00:11:53Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:11:58And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:02Endogenic cryomorphine.
00:12:03Oh.
00:12:04And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:05Because I just discovered it.
00:12:08This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:12The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:14A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:17But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:21What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:23I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:28Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:31You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:36I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:40Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:44And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't
00:12:51wake him up.
00:12:51Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:54Oh, yeah.
00:12:56If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:02back.
00:13:02Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:06What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:08It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:14Then let's have a bet.
00:13:16If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:21And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:27These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:32You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:35Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:38There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:42Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:47It's a deal.
00:13:48I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:51No one is dying on my watch.
00:13:58Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:06Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:09Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:21I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:25I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:28I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:32Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:36Wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:37Don't listen to her!
00:14:39She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:45Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:48Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:56What? Did you just call me?
00:15:00There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:04Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:08Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:14Oh, yeah?
00:15:15Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:18Well, put down the dog!
00:15:19With pleasure.
00:15:36Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:15:42You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:47She's been poisoned!
00:15:49It was her!
00:15:51Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:53Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:00This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:03Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:05Of course.
00:16:06I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:10If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
00:16:29Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:31This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:33I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:37This is what I call...
00:16:39Malpractice.
00:16:41This isn't fatal, she'll live.
00:16:43But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:46Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:48Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:49Right this way.
00:16:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:52What the hell is going on?
00:16:53You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:16:57Then stop getting in my way.
00:16:59Every second counts.
00:17:02Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:07General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:12Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:16Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:20If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:26Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:02Let's leave.
00:18:13There's another man in the house.
00:18:14I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe you will have the witch go, I'll give you a moment.
00:18:19Look at this man.
00:18:19Let's go.
00:18:21We're the thing you want.
00:18:23We're not big, man.
00:18:23Any way is that.
00:18:25It's over.
00:18:31you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:35general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for
00:18:42millions that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the
00:18:47laughingstock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be
00:18:54listening to that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
00:19:01on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:09her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
00:19:14go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:19james let's go yes sir oh my god
00:19:31i told you all to stay out
00:19:38this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:47i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:53i'm gonna save him myself
00:19:59you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:03this is a witchcraft
00:20:06i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:13steal the
00:20:14hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:19takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:37help me i just wanna
00:20:44something's wrong
00:20:48you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:20:56that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:06sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:11my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:16i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:19rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:28right
00:21:30rewrites the wrong
00:21:38who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:43good you're awake
00:21:45i'm saving you
00:21:46saving me
00:21:48by bathing with me
00:21:50who are you a fucking spy
00:21:52talk
00:21:53i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:21:57you're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:21:59in your stripper
00:22:02i will never
00:22:03oh really
00:22:17look who's guilty now
00:22:21look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:23all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:25a man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:29and her breasts
00:22:30science okay it just means that my body
00:22:33oh shut up
00:22:37you're distracted me with your fun
00:22:39and i'm a professional
00:22:41i hear lysander's voice
00:22:42captain do something now
00:22:44ready
00:22:50we're almost there
00:22:52aim
00:22:54get him boys
00:22:56get him
00:22:56get him
00:22:58fire
00:23:01fire
00:23:02fire
00:23:17those demon cells
00:23:18how is this possible
00:23:20is not even a scratch.
00:23:22I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:25Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:27No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:30She's not the dark witch.
00:23:32Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:36This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:40How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:42That's right.
00:23:43The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:47If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:49Except for the Goddess Healer.
00:23:51Think about it.
00:23:52We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:54He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:55Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:23:57You're right.
00:23:58This homeless girl is maybe the Goddess.
00:24:03Maybe this homeless girl is really the Goddess.
00:24:06No, no.
00:24:08Absolutely not.
00:24:09There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:12But how could you know for sure?
00:24:13Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:17You're wrong, sir.
00:24:18This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:23It's called Borderline Revival.
00:24:25She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:29But only temporarily.
00:24:30It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:34That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:37I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:43My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:45He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:50Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:52The witch doctor.
00:24:53Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:24:57My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:00You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:04I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:10from me.
00:25:12This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:16I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:18So we can both survive.
00:25:38It's poison gas.
00:25:40The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:45Poison gas?
00:25:47My son is in there.
00:25:48You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:50No, don't worry, General.
00:25:52Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:25:55Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:25:58Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:00And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:03They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:09I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:12It's now or never.
00:26:25What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:27It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:29Wait a second.
00:26:30You don't think that they're...
00:26:32You!
00:26:33You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:36Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:37If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:41Oh my god.
00:26:42Yeah?
00:26:42She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:44I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:48Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:52This is taking way too long.
00:26:55Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:26:59These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:03Bazooka.
00:27:03She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:07Crap.
00:27:07Oh my god.
00:27:08Get back, son.
00:27:10Ready.
00:27:11Aim!
00:27:12Oh, shit.
00:27:17Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:31The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:33Shoot her dead now.
00:27:34Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:37I said stand down.
00:27:40Don't listen to her.
00:27:41She's a fraud.
00:27:42A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:44I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:48If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:53Wait a second.
00:27:54Are you saying you cured my son?
00:27:56He'll wake in just a moment.
00:27:57You can see for yourself.
00:27:59Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:02That is it.
00:28:03No more stalling, General.
00:28:05If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:10Don't hurt her.
00:28:16He's a cure.
00:28:23His pulse is regular.
00:28:24In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:29There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:40Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:42Lysander's warm again.
00:28:43He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:45And his heart is strong.
00:28:47Come.
00:28:48Feel it.
00:28:50I saved my son.
00:28:53Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:28:56Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:00I've learned my lesson.
00:29:02I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:07Wait, wait, no, no.
00:29:09There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the Queen,
00:29:14Angel, and I.
00:29:15I mean, it's the goddess healer.
00:29:22Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:25But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:31day after 20.
00:29:32It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:34What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:37Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:40Take care.
00:29:42No, wait.
00:29:43Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:46He's right.
00:29:47We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:52if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:29:54Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:29:58I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry. I'm already engaged.
00:30:07Already engaged?
00:30:08I am. I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's coming back today.
00:30:15But don't be disappointed. Really, I'm no one special. I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:22Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:25But you're still Lysander's savior. Please, let me give you what I promised. Take the gold.
00:30:30No, really. I don't need anything. I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:40Trixie, it's your fiancé. He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:47I must go.
00:30:54Hobo close. Halo glow. I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:00It was just dumb luck.
00:31:02She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:05She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:14I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:20Oh my god. I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:27No, no, no, no, Lysander. Lysander's job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:34I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:38You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:41Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:45Wait. No. We're not. We're high.
00:31:47No, she's just better than us.
00:31:50Oh my god.
00:31:54We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:31:57She's no average Jane.
00:31:58No, she isn't. She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:01But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:04why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:08But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:09No normal person could have done that.
00:32:12Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:15I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:17I have to find her. I have to make her my life.
00:32:19She won my heart over, too.
00:32:21But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:24All right, listen.
00:32:26I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:33I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:35So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:41Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:43She waited for you for three years.
00:32:47She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:48And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:51One with some serious fuck-you money.
00:32:53So get lost.
00:32:55Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:04Grandma.
00:33:05Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:09I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:11I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:15In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:18So sign over the house now.
00:33:25You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:28And I did.
00:33:29For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:32Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:34And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:38Do you have no shame?
00:33:39We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:43when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:51That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:33:56I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:05Oh, yeah?
00:34:05Well, Marissa
00:34:08is so much better than you.
00:34:10She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:13And now
00:34:14she's the CEO
00:34:15of an entire
00:34:16corporation.
00:34:18Dude!
00:34:20Oh!
00:34:21And you?
00:34:23You're still nothing.
00:34:25So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:27Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:29Look what she
00:34:30uh, got me for my
00:34:31engagement.
00:34:33Oops.
00:34:34Yeah.
00:34:35That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:44You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:46I certainly did.
00:34:48In fact,
00:34:49Marissa,
00:34:50you and your dimwit brother
00:34:52only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:00Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:02That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:04You two
00:35:05are the ungrateful cheating scum here.
00:35:08My granddaughter
00:35:09supported you
00:35:11and your entire family
00:35:12for three years
00:35:13while you were gone.
00:35:15How dare you insult her.
00:35:18It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:19Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:22Poor Edna.
00:35:22She still doesn't know
00:35:24what you're doing
00:35:24out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:26What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:28Show her, Bob.
00:35:34This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:36your granddaughter is.
00:35:37She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:39She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:43I can't be caught
00:35:44with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:46Even if you got no game,
00:35:47I got street cred
00:35:48I got out of keep.
00:35:49You dig?
00:35:50The word you're looking for
00:35:51is dignity.
00:35:53And you're one to speak,
00:35:54cheater.
00:35:57Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:01I've been broadening
00:36:02my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:04I want to see how regular,
00:36:06everyday people live
00:36:07so that I can help them.
00:36:09Of course,
00:36:10those without substance underneath
00:36:12would never understand that.
00:36:13What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:15It means
00:36:16the new girlfriend you think
00:36:17is an upgrade
00:36:18is actually a downgrade.
00:36:24Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:25Just sign the damn papers
00:36:26and we can each get on
00:36:26with our lives.
00:36:40At your wedding, I will.
00:36:42What?
00:36:43If you won't do good
00:36:45by me of breaking things off
00:36:46before two-timing you
00:36:47with my best friend,
00:36:49why should I do good by you?
00:36:50I'll give you my John Hancock
00:36:52at your wedding
00:36:53as a charity
00:36:55to you.
00:36:56Fucking bitch!
00:36:58You better keep your word.
00:36:59Oh, that's rich.
00:37:01After tomorrow,
00:37:02you will never feel
00:37:02so rich ever again.
00:37:04Do remember that.
00:37:11Trixie,
00:37:13Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:15They'll destroy you
00:37:16if you show
00:37:17even so much as a hair
00:37:18at their wedding.
00:37:19Grandma,
00:37:20I have to confess
00:37:22something to you.
00:37:22I've secretly amassed
00:37:24a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:26Trillions?
00:37:28That would make you
00:37:30the richest person
00:37:31on the planet.
00:37:33It's because of the healing hands
00:37:34I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:37the god of healing.
00:37:38I've saved several world leaders
00:37:40with these hands.
00:37:42That's how I was able
00:37:43to give Marissa
00:37:43the presidential contract
00:37:44and become the goddess healer.
00:37:47It makes me angrier
00:37:48hearing her name
00:37:49knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:51But please, Trixie dear,
00:37:54I know it was to broken your heart,
00:37:56but embellishing your worth
00:37:58and who you are,
00:38:00it will only delay
00:38:01the healing process.
00:38:02You don't have to believe me
00:38:04just yet.
00:38:05After we lost mom and dad
00:38:06because we didn't have the money
00:38:08for their medical bills,
00:38:10I vowed that I would do
00:38:11everything I can
00:38:12to serve those in need.
00:38:14That's why I'm taking
00:38:15everything back from Butch
00:38:16and I'm giving it back
00:38:17to charity.
00:38:18You've always had
00:38:19an angel's heart.
00:38:21I'm certain you will meet
00:38:22someone who will treat you right,
00:38:24who actually deserves you.
00:38:27You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:30Oh, yeah.
00:38:35You said Trixie's crashing
00:38:37at our wedding?
00:38:38She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:40She's probably trying to extort you
00:38:42now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:45I hope when nobody
00:38:46steps on Snake,
00:38:47Snake bites back hard.
00:38:49So let her come
00:38:50and embarrass herself.
00:38:52You mean
00:38:55we broadcast
00:38:57that video of me?
00:39:01Yes.
00:39:01Her cavewoman
00:39:02stick, the 19th century tin can.
00:39:05She'll prop me up higher
00:39:06on my pedestal
00:39:07and the whole world
00:39:07sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:09against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:11Let's turn this party
00:39:12into her funeral.
00:39:20There he is.
00:39:22Welcome home, brother.
00:39:25Welcome home, General!
00:39:28Sir, the homeless woman
00:39:30who saved you, Miss Trixie,
00:39:31this is the file
00:39:32of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:34He served with your regiment
00:39:35in the Marines.
00:39:36You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:37that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:38Well, she's been providing
00:39:39for him and his entire family
00:39:41while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:42So she waited for him
00:39:44for years
00:39:44and then he betrayed her.
00:39:46Fucking coward.
00:39:47According to intel,
00:39:48she's planning to bring it down
00:39:48on them at their wedding.
00:39:50Then we should join her.
00:39:52Men,
00:39:52I'm only alive today
00:39:54because of that virtuous woman
00:39:55and her incredible power
00:39:56that saved my life.
00:39:58So she needs our support.
00:39:59Will you join me
00:40:00in protecting her?
00:40:01Yes, sir!
00:40:02We will allow our lives
00:40:03to protect her, sir!
00:40:05Then let's roll.
00:40:20Welcome, everyone,
00:40:22to my wedding.
00:40:23Today is a very special day
00:40:24for me and Butch.
00:40:25Not only are we getting married,
00:40:26but in just one hour,
00:40:27my company will be receiving
00:40:28the presidential contract
00:40:30allowing my biomedical company
00:40:31to go public.
00:40:37Congratulations on the contract
00:40:38once again,
00:40:39Mrs.
00:40:39Wakeham,
00:40:40Stowe,
00:40:41Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:42Oh, and please,
00:40:43don't be so uptight,
00:40:44Secretary Cho.
00:40:46You are the secretary
00:40:47of the entire
00:40:47U.S. Health Department,
00:40:48but this is a partay,
00:40:50after all.
00:40:51I see some of the
00:40:52most important people
00:40:53in the nation
00:40:54have also arrived
00:40:55to celebrate you.
00:40:57The U.S. president
00:40:59will also be arriving soon
00:41:01to give you
00:41:01the contract herself.
00:41:03It's an honor.
00:41:04And that's why Sasa
00:41:05is the best wife
00:41:06a man could ever dream of.
00:41:09We will make sure
00:41:10the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:12Let the wedding begin!
00:41:16Not so fast.
00:41:17The party doesn't start
00:41:19until I say it does.
00:41:41You two really are
00:41:42a match made in hell.
00:41:44So I've come to save
00:41:45your guests
00:41:46from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:47I don't recognize it
00:41:49from any of our elite circles.
00:41:50Who is she?
00:41:51Uh, this is our
00:41:52entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:41:54Just watch.
00:41:58Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:41:59This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:01You lost.
00:42:02I bet she's here
00:42:02to bum a meal off us.
00:42:04You know, being this poor.
00:42:07Me, but my meal.
00:42:09Have you forgotten
00:42:10that it was I
00:42:11who bankrolled you two
00:42:12for the last three years?
00:42:13And what evidence
00:42:13do you have of that?
00:42:15Look at me,
00:42:16then go look at yourself
00:42:16in the mirror.
00:42:17I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:20Even the first woman president
00:42:21will be here any second
00:42:23now to congratulate me.
00:42:24And you're nothing
00:42:24but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:27Sasa, she's like
00:42:28so obsessed with me.
00:42:29She loves me.
00:42:31See, everyone?
00:42:33Butch already cut ties
00:42:34with his ex
00:42:35but she's so shameless
00:42:36and desperate
00:42:37that she'd still show up
00:42:39to my wedding
00:42:39to suck up to me.
00:42:41This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:43They beg for scraps
00:42:45from us,
00:42:46the rich and glorious.
00:42:48Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:49You might feel
00:42:50all high and mighty now
00:42:51but don't bite the hand
00:42:52that feeds you.
00:42:54Especially when I'm the one
00:42:55who's giving you the contract.
00:43:01You giving me the contract?
00:43:04You have no skills,
00:43:05no education,
00:43:07no connection.
00:43:07So how could you possibly
00:43:09have a pool
00:43:10to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:12to give me
00:43:13a billion dollar contract?
00:43:14We both share
00:43:15humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:16And I saw potential in you.
00:43:19Even trusted you
00:43:19as my best friend.
00:43:21But I recognize now
00:43:22that greed
00:43:23has poisoned you.
00:43:24Don't be all sore now
00:43:25just because I stole your man.
00:43:27This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:30They steal from lame spinsters
00:43:32for fun.
00:43:33Damn right.
00:43:34You were
00:43:35too embarrassing for me.
00:43:37Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:39I can say that now
00:43:40that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:42Bravo.
00:43:43Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:45Quick, somebody put that
00:43:46on a memoir.
00:43:47Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:43:48in front of everyone.
00:43:49She'll make her sup.
00:43:50Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:43:52She's the gold digging,
00:43:53blood-sucking,
00:43:54leech.
00:43:54I don't even have to
00:43:55lift a finger
00:43:56and you're already
00:43:57embarrassing yourself
00:43:58in front of everyone
00:43:59for me, butch.
00:44:01You may look and sound
00:44:02like a man,
00:44:03but you're nothing
00:44:04but a pathetic coward.
00:44:05Okay, enough!
00:44:06You know what I always
00:44:07couldn't stand about you?
00:44:08Your moral posturing.
00:44:10But guess what?
00:44:12Morals are just lies
00:44:13to make you lame girls
00:44:14feel better about yourselves.
00:44:15That's why no man
00:44:16will choose you
00:44:17over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:19Because I've got
00:44:19the material goods.
00:44:21You're just all empty talk.
00:44:23I'm not here
00:44:23to request to be chosen.
00:44:25Because I'm the one
00:44:26who's doing the choosing.
00:44:29See this?
00:44:41Oh my god.
00:44:43Is that the
00:44:43billion dollar contract
00:44:44or something?
00:44:47The one that's supposed
00:44:48to make us all
00:44:49rich as fuck?
00:44:50No, absolutely not.
00:44:52I don't believe it.
00:44:53You all sound so scared
00:44:55already.
00:44:55Don't worry.
00:44:56This isn't that contract.
00:44:59It's the lease to the
00:45:00modest home you try
00:45:01to swindle from me.
00:45:04See everyone?
00:45:06She's just trying
00:45:06to bluff us.
00:45:07But you don't even
00:45:08have the guts to go
00:45:09all the way.
00:45:09Look at her
00:45:10following orders.
00:45:11I asked her to sign
00:45:12over the lease
00:45:12and here she is.
00:45:13Like a good little
00:45:15peasant slave.
00:45:16That house is worth
00:45:17all her life savings.
00:45:22You want to,
00:45:23I don't know,
00:45:24beg for a little treat
00:45:25while you're at it?
00:45:36You must understand me.
00:45:37I'm here to take back
00:45:39everything I've ever
00:45:39given you.
00:45:40I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:48Bro,
00:45:49she's gone cuckoo
00:45:50in the head.
00:45:51She thinks that just
00:45:52because she rented a
00:45:52pretty little dress
00:45:53she can pretend to be
00:45:54a deep pocket
00:45:55and invest in baddie.
00:45:56You wish you had
00:45:57that kind of money
00:45:57to just toss away,
00:45:58Trixie.
00:45:59It's just a drop
00:46:00in the bucket for me.
00:46:01I know what this is.
00:46:03You've gone delusional
00:46:05and you think
00:46:06you're Cinderella
00:46:06so you can just
00:46:07show up to a fancy
00:46:08party and some
00:46:09Prince Charming
00:46:09will scoop you
00:46:10into money forever?
00:46:12Well, that's not
00:46:12happening.
00:46:13Security!
00:46:14Lock the doors.
00:46:15This woman doesn't
00:46:16leave until we're
00:46:16through with her.
00:46:20This is where
00:46:21your dreams will die,
00:46:22bitch.
00:46:26We found
00:46:26Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:28She's being cornered
00:46:28by her ex and his
00:46:29mistress at the
00:46:29Wickham wedding
00:46:30right now.
00:46:30Butch Tanner.
00:46:32Well, he's going to
00:46:32wish he died in battle
00:46:33after I'm done with him.
00:46:35Let's go.
00:46:39You think a few
00:46:40toy guns scare me,
00:46:41Marissa?
00:46:42I've saved plenty
00:46:43of people for much
00:46:43worse, including
00:46:46your head of command,
00:46:47Butch, General
00:46:48Lysander Armstrong.
00:46:50You mean the legendary
00:46:51war hero?
00:46:52He's been in a coma
00:46:53for years after he
00:46:54saved the nation
00:46:55from a terrorist attack.
00:46:56You're an unskilled,
00:46:58unemployed, ugly
00:47:00leech, so how could
00:47:01you possibly have
00:47:02this magical ability
00:47:03to heal someone
00:47:04like General
00:47:05Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:06No one here is going
00:47:07to believe you.
00:47:07Have you really cured
00:47:08the incurable general?
00:47:10Then Sasa is the
00:47:11fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:13And she's not.
00:47:14You're just asking
00:47:15to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:17Show them, Butch.
00:47:24See for yourselves,
00:47:25everyone.
00:47:26Trixie's just a
00:47:27reloading beggar.
00:47:31She won't leave me
00:47:32and Marissa alone
00:47:33because we're rich
00:47:34as fuck now.
00:47:35I'm a major
00:47:36in the Marines.
00:47:37Sasa, she has
00:47:39a billion-dollar
00:47:40biomedical contract
00:47:41with the military.
00:47:43Approved by the
00:47:44first female president
00:47:45of the United States
00:47:46herself, bitch.
00:47:48How despicable.
00:47:49She's just trying
00:47:50to leech off you
00:47:51like a parasitic
00:47:52gold digger.
00:47:53Get out of here.
00:47:54No one wants
00:47:54to marry you.
00:47:55No free meals
00:47:56for the poor.
00:47:57Do you see this,
00:47:58Trixie?
00:47:59This is high society.
00:48:01So you're either
00:48:02born on a silver spoon
00:48:03or you're as accomplished
00:48:04as me to be here.
00:48:05Maybe if you do
00:48:06some serious
00:48:07dick-sucking here,
00:48:09maybe someone
00:48:10will drop a couple
00:48:11bucks in your tin can.
00:48:14I already have
00:48:15everything one
00:48:16can dream of,
00:48:17but I valued
00:48:18our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:19which is why I came
00:48:20here to give you
00:48:20a second chance,
00:48:21to see if you'd
00:48:22apologize and admit
00:48:23to your backstabbing.
00:48:24But no,
00:48:26you stooped so low,
00:48:27it disgusts me.
00:48:29Nothing is more
00:48:30disgusting than you
00:48:31standing on street
00:48:32corners like a bum.
00:48:33And who knows,
00:48:34if you've already
00:48:35started offering
00:48:36sexual services?
00:48:39Well then,
00:48:40why don't you
00:48:41get on your knees
00:48:42for me, Trixie?
00:48:43My brother
00:48:44will never take you
00:48:45back.
00:48:45No man will marry
00:48:46an embarrassed man
00:48:48like you.
00:48:49But make me happy,
00:48:50and I might consider
00:48:51making you my
00:48:52personal prostitute.
00:49:04How dare you
00:49:05hit my brother?
00:49:06I'm never letting
00:49:06you leave here
00:49:07alive.
00:49:08That's awesome.
00:49:10Do something.
00:49:11Don't worry,
00:49:12my dear.
00:49:12After I'm done
00:49:13with you,
00:49:14Trixie,
00:49:14not even the goddess
00:49:15of healing
00:49:16will be able
00:49:16to save you.
00:49:18Oh,
00:49:19is that so?
00:49:21Security!
00:49:23Get down
00:49:24on your knees
00:49:24and give Bob
00:49:25one hell of a blowjob
00:49:27in front of everybody
00:49:28here,
00:49:29or I'll pop
00:49:29so many holes in you
00:49:31the men here
00:49:31won't know
00:49:32which one to fuck.
00:49:33I don't need
00:49:33to be the goddess
00:49:34of anything
00:49:34to punish you.
00:49:36Any of the powerful
00:49:37leaders I've saved
00:49:38before could crush
00:49:38you before you
00:49:40even touch me.
00:49:41Dream on!
00:49:42You wish
00:49:43General Licender
00:49:44scooped you off
00:49:45your feet,
00:49:45but you weren't
00:49:46good enough for me.
00:49:47You're definitely
00:49:48not good enough
00:49:48for him.
00:49:49Enough!
00:49:50You're souring
00:49:51my party,
00:49:52so you either
00:49:52get the fuck out
00:49:54or I'm gonna
00:49:55shoot you.
00:49:56On the count
00:49:57of three!
00:49:58I think I quite
00:49:59like it here.
00:50:00Two!
00:50:10Mmm.
00:50:12This wine
00:50:13is so delicious.
00:50:15One!
00:50:15Shoot!
00:50:18Nobody
00:50:19is laying
00:50:20a hand
00:50:20on my future
00:50:21wife.
00:50:28It's...
00:50:29It's...
00:50:38Who the hell
00:50:39is this?
00:50:43I'm sorry
00:50:44that I'm late.
00:50:45Did they hurt you?
00:50:46No.
00:50:47I'm fine.
00:50:48But, um,
00:50:49when did I
00:50:50become your future
00:50:51wife?
00:50:53You saved me,
00:50:55Trixie, remember?
00:50:56I'm a man of my
00:50:57word.
00:50:58They're never gonna
00:50:59hurt you ever again.
00:51:00Really, it was
00:51:01nothing.
00:51:02I saved you
00:51:03because you're
00:51:04a good man,
00:51:04not because I want
00:51:05you to owe me
00:51:06any favors.
00:51:08Ahem.
00:51:12I see what this is.
00:51:13You're the one
00:51:14who cheated on me,
00:51:15Trixie.
00:51:16Look at you guys,
00:51:17a lovely dog.
00:51:18Don't try to pin this
00:51:19on her.
00:51:20She waited for you
00:51:20for three years.
00:51:21This is the kind
00:51:22of woman of virtue
00:51:23that a man would
00:51:23die for.
00:51:26Virtue?
00:51:27Don't make me laugh.
00:51:29She's probably out there
00:51:30giving blowjobs
00:51:31for cash.
00:51:32No man
00:51:32who went
00:51:33in a hundred foot
00:51:34pole
00:51:34would want
00:51:35to touch her.
00:51:36She should be
00:51:36happy Bob
00:51:37was willing
00:51:37to give her some.
00:51:42I see her
00:51:43in the Marines.
00:51:45I'm a major.
00:51:47Look, man,
00:51:48I know Trixie
00:51:49is like a,
00:51:50I don't know,
00:51:51a seven
00:51:51now that she's
00:51:52all cleaned up,
00:51:53but don't waste
00:51:54your manhood
00:51:54on a whiny,
00:51:55worthless woman
00:51:56like that.
00:51:57Ow!
00:51:58Ow!
00:52:00Ow!
00:52:01Ah!
00:52:01Ah!
00:52:02Ah!
00:52:02Ah!
00:52:03A real man
00:52:04never talks about
00:52:05a woman,
00:52:05no way.
00:52:07You're a coward.
00:52:12Mmm.
00:52:17We don't need
00:52:17to fight fire
00:52:18with fire
00:52:19to deal with
00:52:19the likes of them.
00:52:21You're very gracious,
00:52:22Trixie,
00:52:23you know that?
00:52:26You're only getting
00:52:26off of it
00:52:27because she's so kind,
00:52:28so you're gonna
00:52:28do me the favor
00:52:29of never coming
00:52:29near her again.
00:52:30You understand?
00:52:31You wanna fuck
00:52:32with me,
00:52:32little dipshit?
00:52:33I'm a fucking major!
00:52:34You're probably
00:52:35lowest rank
00:52:36of the military grunts.
00:52:37I'll,
00:52:38I'll destroy you.
00:52:40Do you really
00:52:40not know who this is,
00:52:41Butch?
00:52:42I thought you were
00:52:43in the Marines.
00:52:44What have you been
00:52:44doing this whole time
00:52:45if you don't know
00:52:46who this war hero is?
00:52:48He was just
00:52:49a supply boy.
00:52:52War hero?
00:52:54Is this all
00:52:55part of your plan,
00:52:56Trixie?
00:52:56Poor girl.
00:52:58Did you sell
00:52:58your house
00:52:59to hire this actor
00:53:00so you can feel
00:53:01better about yourself?
00:53:02A woman's worth
00:53:03is tied
00:53:03to the man
00:53:04she marries.
00:53:05Trixie is worthless
00:53:06because that guy
00:53:06looks like a cowboy.
00:53:10A bum girl
00:53:11and a pimp.
00:53:13What a pair.
00:53:15Seems like
00:53:15they don't know
00:53:16who you are
00:53:16since you've been
00:53:17out of action
00:53:17for so long.
00:53:19Maybe we should
00:53:19try to piss them off
00:53:20some more.
00:53:20Don't you think?
00:53:23Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:31What is all this?
00:53:33Trixie, listen.
00:53:34I know that you
00:53:34didn't ask for anything
00:53:35after you saved my life.
00:53:38But I know
00:53:38that we shared a moment.
00:53:43I'm not the kind
00:53:43of man to get close
00:53:44to a woman
00:53:45and then just disappear.
00:53:46It's not in my nature.
00:53:48I'm like somebody
00:53:49else here.
00:53:51Listen, Trixie.
00:53:52I have never
00:53:54met a woman
00:53:57like you.
00:53:58So incredible
00:53:59and kind
00:54:00and beautiful.
00:54:01So I know
00:54:02that you're the one
00:54:03for me.
00:54:06This guy's either nuts
00:54:07or a really,
00:54:09really good actor.
00:54:10Oscar worthy.
00:54:12Oscar worthy.
00:54:13No.
00:54:14First gift.
00:54:20Trixie, I know
00:54:21that you just lost
00:54:22your home.
00:54:22So I'm gifting you
00:54:23with your own
00:54:24new mansion.
00:54:26Worth $500 million
00:54:27previously owned
00:54:29by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:32Second gift.
00:54:35This contains
00:54:36all the rights
00:54:37to my entire fortune,
00:54:39which is now yours.
00:54:41Entire fortune
00:54:42from a cowboy actor?
00:54:43It must be pennies.
00:54:45They already spent
00:54:45their entire life savings
00:54:46on this clown show.
00:54:47They've got nothing left.
00:54:49Lysander,
00:54:50I really don't care
00:54:51for any of us.
00:54:52No, look,
00:54:52I know.
00:54:54I know that you are
00:54:54the farthest thing
00:54:55from a material woman.
00:54:57Okay?
00:54:57Which is exactly why
00:54:58my third gift
00:55:00is, um,
00:55:04well...
00:55:17Cleo!
00:55:18Hey!
00:55:20Oh, my God.
00:55:22You found my dog.
00:55:27Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:29But with you,
00:55:30it's so much more.
00:55:31Trixie Amore,
00:55:36Trixie Amore,
00:55:36will you marry me?
00:55:39You know I can't say no
00:55:41to this doggo.
00:55:45Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:03Go, go, power couple.
00:56:05Woo!
00:56:06Ha ha!
00:56:06Okay, stop.
00:56:08The only power couple here
00:56:10is Butch and I.
00:56:12Let's remind everyone
00:56:13how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:16No man in their right mind
00:56:19would marry that embarrassing
00:56:20sack of scraps.
00:56:21Hey.
00:56:22I don't care if she's
00:56:23homeless or not,
00:56:24but I'm making this woman
00:56:25my wife,
00:56:26which means that she
00:56:27will be treated as
00:56:28and cherished as
00:56:29the most precious woman
00:56:31on Earth.
00:56:31I understand.
00:56:36You still don't realize
00:56:38that my brother
00:56:39is the most powerful man
00:56:40on Earth.
00:56:41This is General
00:56:42Lysander Armstrong.
00:56:50As if,
00:56:52like the almighty
00:56:53General Lysander Armstrong
00:56:54would propose
00:56:55to a homeless prostitute
00:56:57like Trixie.
00:56:57Yes,
00:56:58the Armstrong family
00:56:59basically controlled
00:56:59the global stock market.
00:57:01Lysander Armstrong
00:57:02would sooner marry
00:57:03the Princess of England
00:57:04than someone
00:57:04from the lowest rank
00:57:06of society.
00:57:07I bet my life
00:57:08you're all just
00:57:09actors.
00:57:10Then you better
00:57:10enjoy your last breath.
00:57:12Come on,
00:57:12Lysander,
00:57:13what are we waiting for?
00:57:14Let's show them
00:57:14what we can do
00:57:14and get revenge
00:57:15for Trixie.
00:57:16What can a bunch
00:57:16of piss poor people
00:57:17do to us,
00:57:18the elites?
00:57:19Infect us with
00:57:20your poor people
00:57:20bad luck.
00:57:21She wishes
00:57:22she could blame
00:57:23her low status
00:57:24on bad luck.
00:57:25Truth is,
00:57:26she's just a useless,
00:57:27lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:29She's utterly
00:57:30unmarriable.
00:57:33I can dispose of them
00:57:35in other means
00:57:36if you don't prefer
00:57:36violence.
00:57:37I'd handle them
00:57:38myself,
00:57:39but
00:57:41I'll let you
00:57:42do all the
00:57:42heavy lifting.
00:57:44Go ahead,
00:57:44Lysander.
00:57:52Yes,
00:57:52hello,
00:57:52this is Lysander.
00:57:53Please bankrupt
00:57:54Marissa Wickham
00:57:55for me.
00:57:57Oh my gosh,
00:57:58I'm so scared.
00:58:00Anyone these days
00:58:01could call anyone
00:58:01and pretend
00:58:02to be on the phone.
00:58:08Uh,
00:58:10hello?
00:58:11Yes.
00:58:14What?
00:58:19I'm a bankrupt!
00:58:28Hey, hey, hey,
00:58:29are you sure
00:58:30that was the call,
00:58:31Sasa?
00:58:32That was a real call?
00:58:33People don't just
00:58:34suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:35like that.
00:58:35My company's dead.
00:58:36It evaporated.
00:58:38It's a thin air.
00:58:42That's impossible.
00:58:44Who are you?
00:58:45What did you do?
00:58:47Secretary Cho,
00:58:48you said you're
00:58:49the Secretary of Health,
00:58:50right?
00:58:50And you yourself
00:58:51said that the
00:58:52Armstrong family
00:58:52owns the entire
00:58:53global stock market.
00:58:54Could that be
00:58:55how they bankrupted
00:58:56Miss Wickham?
00:58:58Then that means...
00:59:01You're really
00:59:02Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:04the richest
00:59:04and most powerful
00:59:06man in the country?
00:59:07Trixie's married,
00:59:09the famed war hero,
00:59:11the man every girl
00:59:12wants and every man
00:59:13wants to be.
00:59:15Now you believe me?
00:59:16Those who do bad
00:59:17will always end up
00:59:18losing everything.
00:59:20There's got to be
00:59:21some trick to this.
00:59:22You guys are just
00:59:22bums trying to extort
00:59:24money from us.
00:59:25Sasa?
00:59:26Sasa?
00:59:27Lysander, please.
00:59:28Lysander, please.
00:59:34I know why you're
00:59:35all over Trixie.
00:59:36Because you've been
00:59:36in the military for so long,
00:59:38you don't know
00:59:38what a real woman
00:59:39can do for you.
00:59:40Let me take you
00:59:41to my wedding chamber
00:59:42and I'll show you
00:59:43a good time.
00:59:46Do you have your hands
00:59:47for me
00:59:47or I'll have them
00:59:49removed for you.
00:59:54I would never be
00:59:55interested in a woman
00:59:56who's as vile
00:59:57and cruel
00:59:58and wicked
00:59:58as you are.
01:00:00Guess the cheater
01:00:01gets cheated on
01:00:02eventually.
01:00:04Sasa was just
01:00:05trying to save the company.
01:00:07I don't blame her at all.
01:00:08You're double standards
01:00:09are incredible.
01:00:10Okay, you don't
01:00:11want me.
01:00:12Fine.
01:00:13But there's plenty
01:00:14of other efficiency.
01:00:15I can give you
01:00:16a room full of pageant winners
01:00:17at 18 years old
01:00:19fresh for the taking.
01:00:27I did that
01:00:28so you wouldn't have to,
01:00:29Miss Trixie.
01:00:30Thank you, Devon.
01:00:32Marissa,
01:00:33not only have you
01:00:34backstabbed me,
01:00:36your best friend,
01:00:37by stealing my fiancé,
01:00:39but now you'd sell
01:00:40out other innocent girls
01:00:41just to get your company back?
01:00:43You're an insult
01:00:44to all good women
01:00:44out there.
01:00:45No, to all of humanity.
01:00:47So now,
01:00:48everything that I've
01:00:48ever given you to,
01:00:50I'm taking it all back.
01:00:54Wait, everyone,
01:00:55stop.
01:00:58They're impostors.
01:01:03I just got off the phone
01:01:04with the president
01:01:05and she said
01:01:05your contract
01:01:06is not getting canceled
01:01:07because it was assigned
01:01:08by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:10So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:12The goddess healer?
01:01:14You mean the eccentric
01:01:15and highly elusive sage
01:01:16in the field of medicine
01:01:17approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:20Yes,
01:01:21that's the highest honor
01:01:22anyone can have
01:01:22in the field of health
01:01:23and medicine.
01:01:24The goddess healer's motto
01:01:26is
01:01:26the right rewrites the wrong,
01:01:28the left leave the wrong,
01:01:30the left.
01:01:31That means she's rewarding me.
01:01:33The president would never
01:01:34let your company go bankrupt.
01:01:36In fact,
01:01:37she's on her way now.
01:01:40So you're telling me
01:01:41this dashingly handsome
01:01:43motherfucker over here
01:01:44isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:01:47Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:01:48If the president
01:01:49and the goddess healer
01:01:50approves of my products,
01:01:51who cares about
01:01:52this washed-up war hero?
01:01:54We can break his legs,
01:01:55break his arms,
01:01:55no one would even bat an eye.
01:01:57She even gave us
01:01:58explicit permission
01:01:59to call upon secret services.
01:02:01FBI!
01:02:02FBI!
01:02:04You're under arrest
01:02:05for fraudulent claims
01:02:06and identity theft.
01:02:09Gotcha.
01:02:14Guess I still get
01:02:15the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:16No, don't arrest her!
01:02:18Trixie's a good person.
01:02:20Please, officer,
01:02:21don't arrest her!
01:02:22Grandma.
01:02:23Mr. Rogers.
01:02:24Mrs. Williams.
01:02:25What are you all doing here?
01:02:27The neighbors heard about
01:02:27the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:29We were worried,
01:02:30so we came here to back you up.
01:02:33Listen, officer,
01:02:34I can attest that Trixie Amoria
01:02:36is a good neighbor.
01:02:37She's very kind-hearted
01:02:38and would never break the law.
01:02:40Yes, and one time
01:02:41when my daughter needed
01:02:42university tuition,
01:02:44Trixie gave her everything
01:02:45she had just to help her out.
01:02:47She also paid for my recent
01:02:49heart surgery as well.
01:02:50My fiancée really is
01:02:52an incredible woman.
01:02:53She's an angel
01:02:55descended from heaven.
01:03:00You must be the criminal
01:03:02pretending to be
01:03:02General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:04My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:06He's a war hero
01:03:07who single-handedly
01:03:08saved this country
01:03:09from a terrorist attack.
01:03:10Without him,
01:03:11this whole country
01:03:11would have been bombed
01:03:12to ash.
01:03:13And that's why
01:03:14it's twice the crime
01:03:15for stealing his identity.
01:03:17General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:18only fell into a coma
01:03:20because of the fight
01:03:20with the terrorist.
01:03:21And we've received
01:03:22no word that he's
01:03:22woken up yet,
01:03:23so this must be an imposter.
01:03:26I can tell that
01:03:27this whole dilemma
01:03:28with my identity
01:03:28is causing you
01:03:29a lot of trouble.
01:03:30But I promise
01:03:31I'll get it resolved
01:03:31and we can focus
01:03:32on taking down
01:03:33your scumbag ex.
01:03:36If you want to arrest me,
01:03:37fine.
01:03:39But don't fuck
01:03:40with my fiancée.
01:03:41You don't get to decide,
01:03:42punk.
01:03:42Let's go!
01:04:05Get him!
01:04:06If you can.
01:04:14Get him!
01:04:18Ah!
01:04:27Ah!
01:04:30Ah!
01:04:37Oh!
01:04:58Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:09Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:13Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:19Wow, your new fiancé? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:25I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:28It's Butch's loss. Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:32She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:38Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:40I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:43Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:05:46Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:05:52See, Trixie? You've got no connections, no power.
01:05:55You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:05:59We're too honorable to fight dirty like you, so you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we
01:06:05won't hurt them.
01:06:06Let them eat cake!
01:06:17You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can, fam. Attack!
01:06:38You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:06:46What the fuck was that?
01:06:47I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:06:49I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:06:59Dammit!
01:07:00Dammit! Dammit!
01:07:03You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:05That'll teach you from messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:07Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here. We're cornered.
01:07:10I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:13Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:16I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:19They will be punished.
01:07:23Now hold still for me.
01:07:27Right.
01:07:28Rewrites the world.
01:07:39Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:42By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:07:44Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:07:49I'm all better now.
01:07:50Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:07:52See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:07:55No. Please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:07:59Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:00Sure.
01:08:02You hear that?
01:08:03She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:06She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:09While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:13Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:16but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:18I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:21And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:23God?
01:08:24Wrong.
01:08:26But you're close.
01:08:28Bullshit!
01:08:29I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:08:34You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:36Then let's see you try.
01:08:37Charge!
01:08:47The hell is this?
01:08:48This is the line between life and death.
01:08:52Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:08:56I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:01You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:02What if it's a trap?
01:09:03That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:06We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:07She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:10Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:13I will.
01:09:16Left.
01:09:17Left.
01:09:17Leaves the wrong breath.
01:09:25I'm fine.
01:09:27Nothing happened.
01:09:28You'll see soon enough.
01:09:29Oh, please.
01:09:30I really want to die.
01:09:32And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:34I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:37Whoops.
01:09:38Just crossed it again.
01:09:40Whoops.
01:09:40And again.
01:09:42Nothing's happening.
01:09:53No!
01:09:54No!
01:09:55No!
01:09:55Hey!
01:09:57What did you do to my brother?
01:09:58I didn't do anything.
01:10:00Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:03I suggest you take him to the ER if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:08Come on.
01:10:10Major.
01:10:11Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:12How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:14See?
01:10:15This must be an illusion.
01:10:19Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:22Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:31You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:34Oh, please.
01:10:35Marissa, you hurt us first.
01:10:37At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:40But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:10:45Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:10:49You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:10:52You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:10:57When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:03Don't touch my wife.
01:11:06And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:12You can daydream all you want now, Trixie, but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:16it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:18That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:21Oh, really?
01:11:22Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:26You've got nothing on me.
01:11:31Yes.
01:11:32Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:39Goddess!
01:11:39Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:11:43Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:11:47Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:11:52Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:11:57God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:00I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:03You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:04A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:08Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:09I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:12Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:15You hear that, everyone?
01:12:17There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:23She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:26so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:28No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:32Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:36Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:12:46First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:12:51and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:12:55Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:00I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:02You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:13:05while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:08Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:11but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:13It ain't working.
01:13:14You can't just fake the...
01:13:18Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:21It's like real magic.
01:13:23Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:28And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:13:31won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:35No.
01:13:37Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:40You saved me.
01:13:41Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:13:45No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:13:49We'll riot against you now.
01:13:50Tear her apart!
01:13:52Tear her apart!
01:13:54Tear her apart!
01:13:55Tear her apart!
01:13:57Tear her apart!
01:13:57Tear her apart!
01:13:58The Vice President arrives!
01:14:04Tear her apart!
01:14:06Tear her apart!
01:14:15Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:21Your general Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:24Wait, what?
01:14:25He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:28No!
01:14:28No, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:31Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:32This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:38But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:14:42Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:14:45What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:51And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:14:54The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:14:57And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:01So he is the general, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:06Did you hear that?
01:15:07Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:12So what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero?
01:15:15We got the VP and the president.
01:15:17On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:22I told you.
01:15:23Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:15:26Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors.
01:15:30And titles.
01:15:34Hurry!
01:15:35The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:39You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:15:41My brother is a war hero.
01:15:43He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:15:46He was in a coma for two years.
01:15:48If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:15:49Enough!
01:15:50You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:15:54Not just your brother.
01:15:56Yeah.
01:15:57It's okay.
01:15:59Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:02I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:07And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:09I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:15I truly saved a good man.
01:16:22I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:25And what can you do about it?
01:16:27Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:30My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:34Let's try it out on them.
01:16:37Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:39There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:16:41Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:16:43Despicable!
01:16:44What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:16:50Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:16:53Did you hear that, boys?
01:16:58Oh!
01:17:07Shoot!
01:17:09Wait, that's the President.
01:17:21No!
01:17:22Hey, idiot!
01:17:23Oh, my God!
01:17:30Oh, my gosh!
01:17:32I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:34That was...
01:17:35They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:39What is this?
01:17:40Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:17:44This is a war crime.
01:17:46These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:17:48You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:17:50I can shoot whoever I want.
01:17:51I have the Presidential Contract.
01:17:53With great power comes great responsibility.
01:17:55And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:17:59What are you doing?
01:18:00Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:04That is easy.
01:18:05There's no need.
01:18:07I'll save everyone.
01:18:21It's raining gold!
01:18:25What's happening?
01:18:26Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:28It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:32She...
01:18:32She...
01:18:33She is...
01:18:34She is a criminal!
01:18:36Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:38We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:18:40I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:18:41Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:18:44What are you talking about?
01:18:46The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:18:59This contract?
01:19:01Yeah!
01:19:02Yes!
01:19:02Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:21My contract, you bitch!
01:19:23And that's not all.
01:19:36This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:39There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:19:42Don't you realize?
01:19:43Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:19:47You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:19:50Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:19:52And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:19:55So prepare yourself.
01:19:56Because I'm about to smite you.
01:19:59What are you going to do?
01:20:01The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:07You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:11Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:14So what's your final decision?
01:20:18I'll...
01:20:18She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:20:25I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:32Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:35You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar...
01:20:37You wish!
01:20:39You idiot!
01:20:41I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:20:47I don't understand.
01:20:48I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:20:54And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:00You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:04The one and only.
01:21:07And it's...
01:21:10Her.
01:21:11Her.
01:21:12Her.
01:21:14Her.
01:21:15Her.
01:21:17Her.
01:21:21What?
01:21:25Welcome, Goddess.
01:21:38You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:21:41How else did you think I saved you?
01:21:43Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:21:48I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:21:51To help those in need.
01:21:53And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:21:56No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:02She took it away just like that.
01:22:05That was her golden ticket.
01:22:07You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:09But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:14No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex.
01:22:17Sit.
01:22:20It doesn't matter who she is. Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:23She's an amazing person.
01:22:25And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:28She's gonna be my wife.
01:22:30Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:22:38I love you.
01:22:39We собственно-
01:22:52Take care for you.
01:22:53I loved this building.
01:22:54gentlegus.
01:22:55Our dragon was National Union Carol Mountain.
01:22:56Thirt TD touch funnel was a beautiful man on this planet.
01:22:57Fields chaos was a great and a beautiful man on this planet.
01:22:57It's foriful to us and it's for diyors.
01:23:00Let'sanntone.
01:23:01It's me!
01:23:03You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:06Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:10I want to be rich again!
01:23:12I'll be your slave.
01:23:13Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:15You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:18But it's too late now.
01:23:19All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:24You two should be locked up.
01:23:26And she shall.
01:23:27For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:30arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham!
01:23:34It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you!
01:23:37It's your fault!
01:23:38I was only with you for your money!
01:23:40I don't care!
01:23:40You were rich!
01:23:42I'll see myself now!
01:23:44Rest assured, goddess.
01:23:46We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:23:49My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:23:53I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:23:55That is why I saved you.
01:23:57With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:03Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:09Let's party!
01:24:11Wait!
01:24:11What if we just got married?
01:24:13Right now?
01:24:14Yes!
01:24:15Well...
01:24:18Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:23I do.
01:24:24I do.
01:24:25You may kiss the bride.
01:24:27Hmm?
01:24:49Use your crédit pan in the house
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