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Welcome to Love Island UK Season 13 Episode 13! 🌴❤️
The villa is heating up as relationships face new challenges, unexpected twists shake the islanders, and emotions run high. Watch all the romance, drama, and unforgettable moments unfold in this exciting episode. Don't miss the latest recouplings, surprises, and villa gossip! 🔥👀
💬 Who was your favorite islander in this episode? Let us know in the comments!
The villa is heating up as relationships face new challenges, unexpected twists shake the islanders, and emotions run high. Watch all the romance, drama, and unforgettable moments unfold in this exciting episode. Don't miss the latest recouplings, surprises, and villa gossip! 🔥👀
💬 Who was your favorite islander in this episode? Let us know in the comments!
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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
00:06in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:11Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with her?
00:32B.A.R.
00:34Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:35Oh my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:39I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:58Fly, eyes, control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:10Oh, it's paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV glover to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53She's stunning.
01:53You're sexed.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head's spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bets, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:04You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10That mysterious.
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22Are you leaving me already?
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a way.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is, like, year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's on.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disco stand!
02:42What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:49What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored with this shit.
02:53No, it's getting a bore.
02:56Red.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:15The real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God, it's well hot.
03:25It's fine.
03:25I'll be fine after this one.
03:26Ow!
03:28Fuck!
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning the fucking thing.
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:32I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:52Oh, oh, oh.
03:57And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing, I didn't, if I generally, I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how, I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin, but there's no time to dither
04:09as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:17So let's get down to it.
04:20And say, in language you will understand.
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:26Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29I've got big tips.
04:31Yes, it's a love island unseen bit.
04:38Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
04:58I'm going to get so upset.
05:06I'm going to get so upset.
05:23What are these, Kav?
05:28Oh!
05:28You won't have changed for us.
05:30What?
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:49The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't
05:53stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:58Lorendo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is that?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Attenborough.
06:14Here we are in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenda, stop following me.
06:26Stop it.
06:27Oh, Saturday night unseen bits is going to be great.
06:30You're talking as David Attenborough and I've got like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about unseen bits, Ellie.
06:35I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, unseen bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:51One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:04Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:14But it's a classic fly on the wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzie.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name to my full name.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:35Go on.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:44Sean.
07:45Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman.
07:48But one of my cousins was born at the same time as me.
07:50Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman?
07:52Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna?
08:10Like the ice cream?
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got, like, Nova for the girl, Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Reuben.
08:28Reuben?
08:29Reuben, I love Reuben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy.
08:34Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Paysons?
08:36P-A-Y-C-I, no.
08:38So you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else?
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:44What else did I have?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:03I'm to the church.
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's gift of the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:19We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking the prisoners today, right?
09:28Yous are all gonna work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yes!
09:31Squat squats, shoulder press, we've got weighted saps,
09:34and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:36Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go!
09:39Ready?
09:40Go!
09:41Keep pushing!
09:44I'm gonna have abs shown after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go!
09:49One, two, three, four.
09:54Five!
09:5716!
09:58All that!
10:0018!
10:0119!
10:0220!
10:0421!
10:04Keep going!
10:0522!
10:06I already made it to 30.
10:07How'd you get out, 29?
10:08I made it to 30!
10:09Yay!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:13That was one minute.
10:14That was so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:15That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Catvan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit out tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:42Usu has got a thing, innit?
10:45Bro, you...
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro.
11:04But I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07He's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08He's 10 out of 10.
11:09He's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13For me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17What?
11:17Straight away.
11:18I would, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro.
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro.
11:30Bro.
11:31Bro.
11:31The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:34I feel like you're in trouble.
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand bro-tal of 21.
11:44Come on in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59Bend your knees.
12:00Go back.
12:01And forward.
12:02So you go backwards.
12:04Forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:10Oh, yeah.
12:10Yeah.
12:10I'm just dressed up.
12:13So you see your heads are here, and then back and dick.
12:15Back.
12:16Dick.
12:17Back.
12:18Back.
12:19Oh, yeah.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:21Front it back.
12:22Yeah.
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it.
12:25That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:27That's it.
12:27That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:29That's it.
12:30That's it.
12:31That's it.
12:39That's it.
12:40Yeah, it's right from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, eight.
12:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:47Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:50That's actually right?
12:51Yeah.
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, ta-da, ta-da, ta-da.
12:57Back in a, back in a, back in a, boom.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Opie, now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Cavan.
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola
13:15getting closer this week, and we'd watch them some more,
13:17if we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game, okay?
13:21All right, are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this
13:23so I can actually see your eyes.
13:24You're just gonna spit at me.
13:25I'm not gonna spit on you.
13:26If I can't hold it in, I will,
13:28but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:33When I put my thumb up, it'll start,
13:35and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39Well, I'm just hoping this one is one of those,
13:41or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:46What's going on now?
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an OP.
14:09Airplugs at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:12Hold ten!
14:13Hold ten!
14:14Here we go!
14:14Go!
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best!
14:21Doing that tennis, hit it, flip back, give me life!
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Pfft!
14:26Ouch!
14:27Ouch!
14:27Ow!
14:27Ooh, bastard!
14:28That was my shoes!
14:31It was hot!
14:33And look your best!
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us!
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:41Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's like this tea business?
14:47It's like Crockett, so it's like tea, Crockett.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:52Or you can say tea, Crockett.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08Yeah.
15:08You're just gonna spit at me.
15:09I'm not gonna spit on you.
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's...
15:21What's going on?
15:22Oh, no!
15:23Yeah.
15:25Mm-hmm.
15:27Mm-hmm.
15:36Mm-hmm.
15:39Mm-hmm.
15:40Mm-hmm.
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:47Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man.
15:55It went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend.
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You've got good legs as well, you know.
16:13I don't know how, man. I do legs actually once a year.
16:15I reckon because from dancing it's a lot of legs.
16:17Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing? Is that your core? Is it your shoulders and your legs?
16:22What, that hurt? Your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:25Your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:28How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:34That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday, Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King's sick boy, I didn't even watch that.
16:45Like they come out into the crowd with like the big fucking, what did they come through
16:48the crowd with?
16:49There's like a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's like giraffes.
16:53They put boys on like stilts, you've got to like walk like, like, like.
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:02I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well, I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine, imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you play with the rhino's arse.
17:17Also, no one sees you, you're just under the rhino.
17:19No, so like, yeah, how do you think he saw it?
17:21It was like, recognize this arse.
17:23It's like a big costume and you put your, on your, so you get into it and your head,
17:27you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:29It says you're that.
17:32What, then someone in front of you as well?
17:40How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Auditioned for rhino's arse.
17:44What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're like a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing and I didn't realize.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:04It has to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:07He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played the tree once.
18:15All of the viewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:23Lola can count on her hand a number of times Shauna has kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do like one, two, three, four, five.
18:36One, two, three, four, five.
18:36What?
18:38You are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, because I can't lift that thing about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do?
18:52No, no.
18:55There she is.
18:57What the?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
18:59You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So, my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do your goat noises at the time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:16I'm so talented.
19:18Can you do it?
19:19Um, meow.
19:20That's quite good for like a grown cat.
19:22Meow.
19:24I'm not going to do that yet.
19:26I can't do a normal cat.
19:27Mine's like a newborn kitten.
19:30Meow, meow, meow.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion, I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are handjobs.
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing?
19:50Just all the time.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands in a little.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modeling?
19:57No, I used to do it.
19:58It was like the first time I had it off to school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modeling.
20:02What?
20:03I do audition, like show them like...
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me out.
20:10I know.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to like put special cream on them around it?
20:19No, they do all four.
20:20They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff like that?
20:26Do they like any other stuff?
20:26Yeah, I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:28I don't know.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Skip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom, boom, boom.
21:16Same on his leg.
21:16Boom, boom, boom.
21:23Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26You're going to go left, right, and turn this half.
21:30And again, left, right, and turn.
21:32And then the hat.
21:33Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:54It's locked in.
21:59That was good, right?
22:00That was good.
22:07Occasionally, I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:18How do I do this?
22:20Like, how is it lost?
22:21I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it, and now I don't?
22:35Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:37No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone?
22:43Like, can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it.
22:48I just took it off.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:54Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, your phone, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08Same.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Yaz, is that my phone, or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:24I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh, are these phrases?
23:36I'm so confused.
23:57Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Best.
24:03Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting.
24:07Got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God, I can see myself filling the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Matisha Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22You look good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and ahhing.
24:32I know that it's not bling.
24:35Okay, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed
24:49Get that fuck out of my bed
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke
24:54But you know guys, theatre's actually really hard
24:56Go on, do the runner
24:58Yeah, but surely that's the front of the rhino
25:01In the back of the rhino, you're not just like this
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back
25:05It's got a sway
25:07It's like this, see like here
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out
25:12Wait, people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head
25:14Oh, you can see your head
25:14I thought you were just stuck up in someone's arse
25:17Right, let's do the elephant
25:18Let's do this
25:19The elephant, you're just doing this
25:21We've got a shuffle
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all gollum about Sean's precious ring
25:41Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yes
25:45No, the one on her finger does
25:47You've given her your ring?
25:49No, she's just minding it for me
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now
25:53Show me your tongue right now
25:54I don't know where it is
25:56Oh my god
25:57You've given her your ring?
25:58You have lost, you have not lost my ring
26:00No, I haven't lost it
26:01I haven't lost it
26:01If you've lost it, it's done
26:02Just so you know
26:02I haven't lost it
26:03I know it is
26:05And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring
26:10Before incurring the wrath of Lord Seanron
26:14You've given her your ring?
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in
26:16Bomb shell comes in
26:17Oh guys, this is so cute
26:19I just love you guys together
26:20It won't be so cute if that ring is lost
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn
26:26No, see, the ring is a test
26:27If she loses that, it's done
26:29Wow
26:30It's a test?
26:31Find it, Lola
26:32Or you shall not pass
26:37Okay
26:37So how mad are you?
26:39Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it
26:41You've lost my ring
26:42No
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming
26:45Why?
26:45Because I made that in a class
26:48You thought, oh my god
26:50You are actually not funny
26:51Let me see it
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah
26:56Aw, my precious
26:59I can't believe I'm making my own coffee
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing
27:03And so another quest begins
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up
27:06We'll be changing the name of the show
27:08To Unseen Hobbits
27:17Other Islanders know
27:18Looking for love is a serious business
27:20Before you can find it
27:21You have to ask yourself
27:22Some difficult questions
27:23So guys, if we were all animals
27:25Which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie
27:28You're like a sexy lion
27:30A lion?
27:31Yeah
27:31Yeah
27:31Wow
27:32Yeah, sexy lion
27:33Like a snow leopard
27:34Yeah
27:34Something with nails
27:35Yeah
27:36And we said
27:36We said that you are so cute Pomeranian
27:39And sexy Pomeranian
27:40I'm literally taking that
27:41My mum always says I'm like a tiger
27:43But I don't know if that's quite
27:45I can see that for you
27:46I'd say some type of cat
27:47But I think everyone's some type of cat
27:48A cat
27:48Yeah, like a feline
27:49Yeah
27:50A cat
27:50Yeah
27:51Spanx one
27:52One of them bald fuckers
27:53Definitely not bald
27:54She's always shaving her bloody elbows
27:56I was going to say I'm always fucking shaving mate
27:57I'm like
27:57Yeah, what man and one would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what?
27:59You're like Bambi?
28:00Yeah
28:01Because you're
28:02Bambi
28:02Strutting around
28:03I'll tell you
28:04Jazz is like a sexy black leopard
28:07You're like
28:07I'll have her like Jaguar
28:08Jaguar
28:09Yeah, Jaguar
28:10I'll take that
28:11That's a cute one
28:13I like that
28:13For sure
28:14What do we say?
28:14Everyone says you were a dolphin
28:15For you
28:16Yeah
28:16Or maybe like a peacock
28:18Oh
28:19You know
28:20Yeah
28:20Because of the colours
28:22Because of the colours
28:23Yeah
28:23With the accessories
28:25I'm thinking like
28:25When she gets dressed up at night
28:27She has her feathers out
28:28You know
28:29Yeah
28:30I love that, I love that
28:31Victoria, what would you be girly?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat
28:35Yeah
28:35You do give like black cat
28:37Black cat
28:37Like sexy
28:39Yeah
28:39Yeah
28:39If I had a black cat
28:41I wanted to call it Salem
28:42I'm black cat
28:43That is such a good name
28:43I didn't
28:44We called my black cat
28:44Black cat
28:46And we called my girl cat
28:47Girl cat
28:47And then the other two
28:48Had real life names
28:50That is so funny
28:51I actually had the dog called Lola
28:52My sister's fish
28:53Yeah
28:53Staffish
28:54I knew it was a staffie
28:55Every time I go to the zip
28:56Like the park
28:57And I hear Lola
28:58Lola
28:59It's always like
28:59No offence
29:00I don't like a staffies that much
29:01But it's always like
29:01The most like
29:02Not a cute dog
29:03Yeah
29:03Staffish
29:04Lola
29:05Lola's a common dog name
29:06Yeah
29:07Yeah
29:07My old dog
29:08Is called Lola
29:09Feel your pain Lola
29:11I know someone
29:12Who named their ugly pug
29:13Ian after me
29:15You have one accident
29:16In the voiceover booth
29:17And the producer
29:17Never lets you forget it
29:24The net closed
29:25And detective Lola's
29:27Found her man
29:28She'll now review the evidence
29:29To see if she should
29:30Take down his particulars
29:31So you won't like me
29:33No
29:34Yeah
29:34No
29:36There's three stages right
29:37Right
29:38In my opinion
29:39There's three stages
29:39The first is
29:40You're attracted to someone
29:41That means like
29:42You know
29:42You just look at them
29:43And you think
29:43Yeah they're my type
29:46See him
29:46Where are my pants man
29:49Where are my balls
29:51You have the right
29:51To reign silent
29:52Ha ha
29:53Ev only
29:55It's
29:56Islanders
29:57Getting scared
29:58By something
30:00No
30:00I get that
30:01I get that 100%
30:02I want you
30:03To actually
30:04Don't just
30:05Fucking hell
30:07There's a wasp in my ear
30:08It likes your bikini
30:09Don't just
30:10I know
30:10It's pollen
30:11Where that shit
30:14Fuck off
30:15Where's it gone
30:17Fucking hell mate
30:18Oh
30:19It's alright
30:20It's alright
30:21It's alright
30:22See
30:22Protect her
30:23Save ya
30:28Oh
30:29Oh
30:29Oh my god
30:32Oh my god
30:33Oh my god
30:34Oh stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
30:40Oh my god
30:42Oh my god
30:43Oh my god
30:45I want to watch that back on record like you just
30:48We haven't got time now Yaz
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch up when you're home
31:00Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ but not much about her day job so it's
31:05over to Priya to size her up
31:07What do you do as a quantities of fire so basically
31:11Is it going to be me then to five years
31:12Babe you're a smart girlie
31:14I am
31:15Babe sorry
31:16Oh my god
31:19Oh my god
31:20Oh my god
31:20Oh my god
31:21Oh no not again
31:22It's
31:23I don't get scared by something
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part
31:31It was on a vagina
31:33Vagina
31:34If it's not a bombshell don't scream
31:36I've just nearly been killed by a wasp and you're not checking I'm okay
31:40You can't be screaming like that man
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina
31:47Robin you're going to be all over the unseen bits mate
31:50I'm literally going to run the unseen bits
31:52Oi Robin I run the unseen bits
31:56It's
31:56Robin gets dumped by bombshells
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie
32:09Robin you are now single and therefore dumped on the island
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time the problem of an insect in her bikini
32:18She was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe
32:23These boots are not mean for walking
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing Robin but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bits
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you
32:39Since Opie started his unseen dance classes ratings have gone through the roof
32:43So here's another
32:44A one
32:45A two
32:45A one
32:46A two
32:46A three
32:47Four clicks yeah right leg forward
32:49You're going to go one
32:50Two
32:50Three
32:51Four
32:52Five
32:52Six
32:53Seven
32:54From there going to go right arm
32:56Left arm
32:57Right leg
32:58Right leg
32:59Then change it
33:00To left leg
33:01That's it
33:02That's so odd.
33:03They're all watching.
33:05Give us some love.
33:06Come on.
33:07Here we go.
33:09Six, seven.
33:10Do you want to see it, girls?
33:12Guys, turn around.
33:15We're still learning.
33:16We're still learning.
33:16Let's go.
33:17One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:21And a bum.
33:22Bum.
33:23Dig a bum.
33:23Dig a bum.
33:24I feel like a mum.
33:28Oh, shit.
33:30From the top we'll go nice and slow.
33:31Five, six, seven, and an eight.
33:35Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:42Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:44Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:47Yay!
33:49Let's go, guys.
33:51Let's go.
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35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
35:33And we're going out.
35:34Why aye?
35:35Psss, psss, psss, psss, psss, psss.
35:38We're going to Newcastle.
35:40We're going to Thune.
35:40We're going Thune.
35:41It's going to be smashing Bonnie lad.
35:45Oh, Obi.
35:47Oppa!
35:50I'm totally wild.
35:53Give me the tiger.
35:55Give me the tiger.
35:56Boy, you're satisfied.
35:58Got you on my mind.
35:59Give me the Lorenzo.
36:00Give me the Lorenzo.
36:02It'll turn your world upside down.
36:04And then you're doing it.
36:05Yeah, then Jocky and El.
36:07Oh, no.
36:14But mum's the word.
36:16My mum says opinions are like arseholes.
36:18Everybody's got one.
36:19And that's her Instagram bio.
36:21Talking of arseholes, only joking.
36:23Cheer up, boys.
36:24Why so serious?
36:26Oh.
36:27It'd be World War 6.
36:29Well, we haven't had three yet, but yeah.
36:32But it's just waiting to blow.
36:33I need to sneeze.
36:34It's not funny.
36:35I've sneezed before.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:37I'll go with a mad noise.
36:39I'll go, like, chow.
36:40Like, chow.
36:41But I love sneezing.
36:43It's one of my favourite things to do.
36:44I want your pork.
36:47I want your pork.
36:48I want your pork.
36:50I want your pork.
36:50I want your pork.
36:51I want your pork.
36:53This week after the Ate That Deep challenge, some Islanders went off at the deep end.
36:58He's being rude to have a bit of a chill.
37:00It's not rude.
37:01What?
37:02Aidan's a bitch.
37:03People need to grow up for her
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off
37:09Idiot
37:10How did it all go so wrong?
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15And read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex
37:19This boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention
37:24Then find the fact that fits
37:26And dash their drink in it
37:28How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bets before the kickoff
37:37Boys, we're having a warm-up, we're having a little warm-up
37:39Ash! Ash! Ash! Ash!
37:42Right, pick a side boys, left or right?
37:44Boys, just go like one way round
37:46I'll go behind you
37:47Yeah, just go single line
37:49Just go single line
37:50Straight leg kicks boys
37:51Yeah, I like that, I like that
37:53This is so good
37:56Sweep!
37:56Opie, is this what you had to do in line kicks?
37:59He'll flick's on the way back
38:00Can't do it, this little shorts are going to fall off
38:02Warm-ups are great
38:04But I think at least one of the boys wore himself out
38:07Ready?
38:09Oh! What the fuck?
38:11Riffy!
38:12Ready?
38:12It's not working
38:13Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper
38:16Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a JLS concert instead
38:37Lorenzo!
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is
38:51I chose Opie because of the dancing
38:53It's just giving JLS
38:55Sam
38:56Yeah!
38:57Yeah!
38:59Yeah!
39:00Yeah!
39:02Yeah!
39:03Yeah!
39:08Yeah!
39:08Yeah!
39:08That was good!
39:08That was good!
39:10Yeah, you're the actual flying!
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh, that's so chill
39:19I don't know
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time
39:23Oh, you got it on my trainer!
39:30Lovely!
39:31We had fear for you, Ellie
39:32Not much to say that we're ashamed and one of them was good, so
39:36Yeah!
39:36I get wet and it's over you
39:39Yeah!
39:41Woo!
39:42I get wet and it's over you
39:44Wow!
39:45Wow!
39:45Okay, this boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his arse cheek
39:51That was definitely Tommy
39:52Simba or Tommy?
39:53That's Tommy
39:54That's Tommy
40:06I
40:07Met her on a night out lost a game of rock paper scissors. We've got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the best
40:21I
40:22Wasn't being serious. I just said M for Mika. My name is Mika and my name starts with an M
40:28like hello
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H, but let's not argue. We've had enough of that
40:35As every superfan knows the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations
40:40The firepets the mini firepets the day beds the terrace
40:47But this year the others have messed with the labeling system
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace. It's my first time. They're going up to the Kent Terrace
40:55Where do you want to go?
40:59Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace. I've never been
41:02He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss. It's the Kent Corner
41:06This is the Kent Corner. What a bunch of Kents
41:09It's like this basically Kent on tour in here
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent
41:14Alumni at this point
41:18Alumni yeah, isn't it a loomy?
41:20No, it's alumni
41:22Oh
41:23There's an inning there. My pronunciation for words is wrong. I thought that pedestrian was
41:29Pedestarian but for years and I was starting my driving test
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there and I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's
41:37obviously pedesterians there
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:40And I said, pedesterians
41:42That's awful
41:44I bet you, did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate
41:47Yeah, you flirted with the instructor
41:49With the
41:50I was only fucking 16
41:52I wasn't as good as a bet
41:53I don't know about that
41:5417
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the exam
41:59I've actually got a brain up there though
42:01No, I know, but I feel like all the girls are able to pass straight away because they flirt
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls
42:07You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo
42:10I'm saying nothing
42:21It's time for
42:24Major Bonanza
42:26I love this
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders
42:34What weirds them out?
42:35Things that weird me out
42:38Whales, not like the country, but like the animal
42:40And I find them very, like, daunting
42:43You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain
42:50And it just, like, oh, get that away from me
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what them pop socks?
42:56Get them out the door
42:57They need to leave the building immediately
43:01See, to be honest, I get it
43:02I understand the concept of it, right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them
43:08Like, why are they?
43:10I thought they were meant to be had then
43:11This girl had it
43:12Oh, she had, like, earwax in the rear
43:16I just looked next to her
43:17I just saw the earwax looking back at me
43:18And it just
43:20So
43:21Things that weird me out
43:24Food edition
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy
43:27Is beans
43:28I'll look at them
43:29And they're floating around
43:30In their little orange sauce
43:31If we're having breakfast together
43:33And you've got a plate full of beans
43:34I'll, like, I'll slide the menu stand across
43:37So I can't see your plate
43:39Jelly
43:40Disgusting
43:40Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie
43:44That freaks me out for some reason
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting
43:48It's weird, I know
43:50It's a three combination thing
43:52So it's milk
43:52I think people who can just drink a pint of milk
43:55It's just a bit psychotic
43:57Bananas
43:57I did hate
43:59For years and years and years
44:00Bananas
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them
44:02And tuna, like
44:04Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow
44:06Oh, a man running
44:08Hell no
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run
44:12Not that men shouldn't run
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough
44:15Like, sprinting about
44:17But, like, a man jog for something
44:19To, like, pick something up
44:20I think just walk
44:21When people don't wear socks in their trainers
44:24Raw dog in the trainer
44:28Immediately, you know
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either
44:31I don't know why
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies
44:34But they stand, like, dead upright
44:36Don't even look like real people
44:37Just a man doing laps
44:40I just, I think, pack it in
44:42Like, that makes you feel really uncomfortable
44:43And they're just
44:49Come back next week for some more
44:51B-Chug Miranda
44:57Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria
45:01Victoria and Opie
45:03You and your fellow islanders
45:05Decided you have the weakest connection
45:08Therefore, you have been dumped from the island
45:11And please pack your bags and say goodbye
45:14I don't know about you
45:15But I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap
45:19Yeah
45:20One, two, one, two, one, two
45:22It's my final night
45:24In the Love Island villa
45:27It's been real fun
45:29It's been a killer
45:31I'm feeling real sad
45:33Trying to miss you boys
45:36We'll do this for life
45:38Because we are four
45:46See you all next time
45:49But not you two
45:50Bye
45:51Bye
45:51Bye