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My Wife Turns Out to Be a Man
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own happiness
00:00:12I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere
00:00:16all right I'll handle this keep searching
00:00:19fuck me sideways
00:00:30where is she
00:00:31I'm sure she'll be here soon
00:00:45just let it go
00:00:47it's okay
00:01:01I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:01:04pick her up
00:01:06come on
00:01:07lift your pride
00:01:09pick her up
00:01:11come on
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:24one year
00:01:26just survive one year
00:01:28and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish
00:01:41don't catch any feelings from me okay
00:01:46as in a year you and I will be done
00:01:49period
00:01:50perfect
00:01:51I was kind of getting worried you started
00:01:54drooning over my irresistible channel
00:01:59since we're both here for our families let's lock this with a one year contract
00:02:04clean and simple works for both of us
00:02:14all right rule number one
00:02:16no sex
00:02:18no snooping
00:02:18zip zero zilch for the year
00:02:20okay
00:02:21number two
00:02:22if either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up
00:02:26all right
00:02:28rule number three
00:02:29common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32judith gets the master suite
00:02:35this is my house
00:02:37why do you get the master suite
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman
00:02:50and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:54what was that?
00:02:55nothing
00:03:15oh I'm done
00:03:30I'm just gonna level with you okay
00:03:31I mean you literally just got married
00:03:33and since I spent time with your new wife
00:03:35you hang out with me in some workplace bar
00:03:38look
00:03:39is Judith objectively hot?
00:03:42yes
00:03:43does she have an incredible body?
00:03:45yes
00:03:47but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn
00:03:51I'm only marrying Judith because my dad wanted me to
00:03:54and I need to secure Evelyn's future
00:03:58dude that's my dream girl
00:04:01and Judith is weird
00:04:02I mean first night we lived together she took my room
00:04:05my room
00:04:07who does that?
00:04:09no that's cold man
00:04:11that's cold
00:04:14so what do you want to do?
00:04:16you want to get back with her or
00:04:18what?
00:04:20what do you suggest?
00:04:22take some notes
00:04:23of myself
00:04:24her
00:04:25oh
00:04:26yeah
00:04:26no what?
00:04:28what?
00:04:28I'm not gonna blackmail my wife
00:04:30why not?
00:04:31it's easy
00:04:32well okay let's not blackmail but
00:04:34it's blackmail
00:04:35Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:38that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest?
00:04:46take some notes
00:04:47of myself
00:04:49no her
00:04:49oh
00:04:51I don't know what you heard
00:04:52but I promise you
00:04:53it's only half the truth
00:04:54I mean I would never go along with Fenton's plan
00:04:57he's crazy
00:04:58and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery
00:05:00the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:04what if I post this on Facebook or Instagram?
00:05:07no please
00:05:08it would ruin my family's reputation
00:05:10and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:15just don't
00:05:23what do you want from me?
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you?
00:05:37what shall I do to you?
00:05:39such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no
00:05:44I have to remain loyal
00:05:46to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing?
00:05:49I have a girlfriend
00:05:50and we
00:05:51had a deal
00:05:51calm down
00:05:52I'm just out there
00:05:54a little payback
00:05:57hand over the
00:05:58Sunset Island Resort
00:05:59and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:26that's my milk
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:06:39my princess is coming home
00:06:40my princess is coming home
00:07:07Evelyn
00:07:08Evelyn
00:07:08Avery
00:07:21I missed you.
00:07:23I missed you.
00:07:48Oh, just be a couple.
00:07:50I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:02Evelyn.
00:08:04Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:06Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:21Why did you even bring me here if he's gonna pick you up?
00:08:24Oops.
00:08:25I was group texting.
00:08:28Oh, Avery.
00:08:29You are so adorable and naive, as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this.
00:08:36Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:39She's the hottest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:57Fuck!
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:40I hate you.
00:09:43I hate you!
00:09:44You're a creep.
00:09:45You're a creep.
00:09:46You're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me!
00:09:50I'm sorry.
00:09:50I hate you.
00:09:53I hate you.
00:09:55I hate you.
00:09:59I hate you.
00:10:00I miss you every day.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:08Oh, you're fine. I'll help.
00:10:11Only this time.
00:10:19Hey there.
00:10:20Ow, ow.
00:10:27Evelyn!
00:10:31Evelyn!
00:10:34How could you betray me like this?
00:10:37I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:40I saved myself for you.
00:10:47No!
00:10:48Mommy!
00:10:49I miss my mommy.
00:10:51I miss my daddy.
00:10:55I'm so tired.
00:10:59I'm so sad.
00:11:01So...
00:11:03So alone.
00:11:06So alone.
00:11:10Parents gone and the girl left you high and dry.
00:11:14Yes, I...
00:11:15Can you say slack?
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24Okay.
00:11:25I'm gonna...
00:11:26No.
00:11:28You better find him.
00:11:29Yep.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:31Up we go.
00:11:33Hey, it's all dude.
00:11:35I can not drink you in again.
00:11:37That's awesome.
00:11:37I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah?
00:11:39Oh, yeah.
00:11:40Oh, yeah.
00:11:42Alright, get in there.
00:11:44There you go.
00:11:44I'm drunk.
00:11:46I'm not drunk.
00:11:46Mm-hmm.
00:11:48In fact...
00:11:49How about another round?
00:11:52Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink man.
00:11:57Judith...
00:11:57Come here.
00:12:01I'm smoking wet.
00:12:02I know.
00:12:17I'm scary.
00:12:18I'm you.
00:12:33Where are you?
00:12:34No.
00:12:35No.
00:12:41Don't play with the man.
00:12:53That's all you got?
00:13:02Light time is over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:09I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why?
00:13:20What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:51I just, I just like trying out different hairstyles.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role play stuff.
00:14:01You kinky?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:13What?
00:14:15Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:31In fact, how about another round?
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:37God, I'm drunk.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:39Judith.
00:14:40Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42I'm so wet right now.
00:14:47Ah!
00:14:48Ah!
00:14:49Ah!
00:14:50No!
00:14:51No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:54No!
00:14:55Coming!
00:15:02Hi.
00:15:03I'm free.
00:15:04Come here, darling.
00:15:06Oh!
00:15:07Fuck!
00:15:07Why?
00:15:08I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:11Your wide-eyed baby deer routine?
00:15:13Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb.
00:15:19Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:22Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No!
00:15:25No, no, what?
00:15:26I don't know what you're saying.
00:15:27Okay, I have.
00:15:28Oh.
00:15:28You didn't.
00:15:29It's not.
00:15:35I did.
00:15:37Wait, this is between Avery and I.
00:15:39Who the hell are you?
00:15:45Oh, my.
00:15:50No.
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:54Have a problem with that?
00:15:59You sick, cheating bastard!
00:16:01How could you?
00:16:03Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:11Girls are firing, bitch!
00:16:16Listen.
00:16:17Look.
00:16:18Sugar.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess, whatever it takes.
00:16:22You do that.
00:16:24A little favor for me.
00:16:25I promise, I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:30How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:33Because I'm already married.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39You can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me!
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be, so why don't you take your knock
00:16:48-off sheen dress and walk it back down to Santa Alley where you came from, bitch.
00:16:52Bye!
00:16:53You will get on your name before me.
00:16:56You will get on your name before me.
00:16:57Just for your embassy.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:09Uh, remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:20Hey, man.
00:17:40Oh, there's food, finally.
00:17:57Cheese.
00:17:58Like cheese.
00:17:59A normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin.
00:18:01You should poke up.
00:18:02Here, cupcake.
00:18:03Oh, I'm good.
00:18:03I don't...
00:18:04I'm watching a figure.
00:18:05Eat a cookie.
00:18:06No, please don't.
00:18:07Eat a cookie.
00:18:12I'm so sorry.
00:18:13I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign
00:18:18off on.
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this.
00:18:24It looks divine.
00:18:25You might actually like it.
00:18:26No, I'm not going to help.
00:18:26No, but Dixie, but...
00:18:27Oh, what?
00:18:27Oh, fuck.
00:18:38Thank you for this.
00:18:42But you're no wrong.
00:18:43And you are.
00:18:45Judith.
00:18:45Pleasure.
00:18:46What's the name?
00:18:47Judith.
00:18:48That's a lovely name.
00:18:51That's right.
00:18:52My wife, my wife and I, we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:56We have lots of friends because we're married and popular.
00:18:58Bye.
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay?
00:19:17He's trouble.
00:19:18Oh.
00:19:19Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:22I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:32You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:37Heart-hunching baby babies.
00:19:39Yes.
00:19:43Oh!
00:19:52Oh.
00:19:54Oh.
00:19:55Oh.
00:20:01Get.
00:20:03Oh.
00:20:04Oh.
00:20:06Oh.
00:20:12Avery, dammit! Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe dammit!
00:20:30I'm alive.
00:20:37She looks lovely when she's...
00:20:56Is that what it looks like?
00:20:58You know, whatever, man. She's your wife. Okay?
00:21:09So, how you feeling, man? Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14No, I really owe you for earlier. Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:19Dude, credit where credit's due?
00:21:22Your wife is the hero. My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:40My wife. A guy. No way. What was I thinking?
00:22:02What's going on?
00:22:05Finally catching feelings?
00:22:07Don't blame yourself.
00:22:09You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:14Thanks for pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Hey, what? Look who's breathing again.
00:22:31You two have your moment. I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33All right. Bye, sweetums.
00:22:35Ah.
00:22:35Ah.
00:22:36So.
00:22:37How's bed rest treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Whoa, easy killer.
00:22:43Oh, damn, son. You got it bad.
00:22:46Maybe.
00:22:48But shh.
00:22:50It's temporary. She's temporary.
00:22:52So?
00:22:53Dude, come on. Just play husband for real.
00:22:57Come on. Wine her. Dine her.
00:22:58Take her on the balcony. Overlooking the ocean.
00:23:01And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:05That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:07You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:10I...
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:15Does she even know she's married?
00:23:18No, it's good.
00:23:19Ugh.
00:23:23This come out again.
00:23:25It's funny we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:27Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:29Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:32Cannot blame models for being attracted to a...
00:23:35Supernova.
00:23:37How poetic.
00:23:39Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:42May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:45Why you ask?
00:23:46You remind me of my friend.
00:23:47He has the same...
00:23:50Eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:53Oh, really? What's she like?
00:23:55Sweet. Lively.
00:23:57I can show you a picture.
00:23:59Could it be...
00:24:00Judith?
00:24:11Stay away from my wife!
00:24:17Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
00:24:20What are you freaking out about?
00:24:24I need to tell you something.
00:24:27I...
00:24:28Hey! There you guys are!
00:24:30Oh!
00:24:32Happy birthday, man.
00:24:34Uh, sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:36It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:37Hey, just hang on a sec.
00:24:39Got a nice bottle of wine for ya.
00:24:42Ah, ah.
00:24:50Add a little something extra.
00:24:52Enjoy.
00:24:52Enjoy.
00:25:03What do you want to say at the party?
00:25:06Screw it.
00:25:07Now or never.
00:25:09Judith?
00:25:12Would you be my wife?
00:25:13Like, for real?
00:25:15No tape-backs.
00:25:25Come here.
00:25:27You're so strong!
00:25:28You're like... good...
00:25:38Maybe shower first?
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:43I love this kinky stuff, but...
00:25:46Maybe we could go slower.
00:25:48I think I'm getting first-time jitters.
00:25:49I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:50I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:52Like, 300 women.
00:25:53That seems like a lot.
00:25:55Shut up.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:07Wait!
00:26:09What's going on?
00:26:10What the hell are you?
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:13I told you.
00:26:14No tape-backs.
00:26:15Get over here.
00:26:28Uh-huh.
00:26:43Um...
00:26:44It's okay.
00:26:56Holy shit, I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way.
00:27:05No, this can't be happening.
00:27:06No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:27:11Wake up!
00:27:12Wake the fuck up!
00:27:14Hello.
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:17What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:22Easy!
00:27:23Who are you?
00:27:23Easy!
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:28I'm...
00:27:28I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And...
00:27:33Judas' brother.
00:27:34And...
00:27:35Yeah, we...
00:27:36We're kinda screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I...
00:27:45I know this is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And...
00:27:50To save our family the shame.
00:27:51I had no choice.
00:27:53I...
00:27:53I wasn't myself.
00:27:54Get the fuck away from...
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:57Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:59I'm fine!
00:28:01Just...
00:28:01Get out!
00:28:23Hey, uh, you want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:30No, I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:32This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me, so please don't
00:28:36tell anybody.
00:28:37Okay, fine.
00:28:38Just rest up.
00:28:41Everything hurts.
00:28:43Oh my god, what is that?
00:28:45What an animal.
00:28:48Ow.
00:28:49My back.
00:28:50Ow.
00:28:59I got the meds.
00:29:02Just leave me alone.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:05It's not going to get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:15I can do it myself.
00:29:17It's all my fault.
00:29:18Let me fix what I do.
00:29:19I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:22Come on.
00:29:23You can't even see your own back, Avery.
00:29:25Let me help.
00:29:28What are you trying to do?
00:29:29Flex it?
00:29:32Here.
00:29:33Let me do it.
00:29:35Hey.
00:29:36What are you doing?
00:29:38It's my back that hurts.
00:29:42Ow!
00:29:43It's great.
00:29:44Let it happen.
00:29:46It's okay.
00:29:47It's okay.
00:29:51Avery.
00:29:53I'm really sorry about last night.
00:29:57About lying.
00:30:00Yeah, I get it.
00:30:01Honestly, it's new for me, too.
00:30:03And this is messing with my head.
00:30:06I'm going to give you space.
00:30:08I'm going to bounce it to my place.
00:30:12Call me if you need anything.
00:30:26Twice a day.
00:30:28What?
00:30:32Do you want it twice a day?
00:30:35One time already almost killed me.
00:30:41See.
00:30:55I should punish you.
00:30:58What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:05Got a problem with that?
00:31:12How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:17And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:37Like hell I will.
00:31:43Un-freaking-believable.
00:31:45Not one damn call.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:56Uh, I...
00:31:58I just, um...
00:32:00So, uh...
00:32:02You want to hang out tomorrow?
00:32:07Um...
00:32:30Something you'll like or never seen a hot guy before?
00:32:34Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:38Oh.
00:32:39You did.
00:32:42What a delightful surprise.
00:32:48Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:51Hey, ma'am.
00:32:53A thousand apologies.
00:32:55You cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton Beauty is legendary.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I want to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:11Sorry.
00:33:12Taken.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:23That damn kitchen piece.
00:33:26I always get what I want.
00:33:41So, Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:46Like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:51Is it history, or...?
00:33:53Uh, no.
00:33:54I just met him at Paton's birthday.
00:33:57You were there, too, remember?
00:33:58Mm.
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:04I'm just jealous.
00:34:05I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A since sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:36Flawless statue.
00:34:38Fucking trophy case.
00:34:46No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51The speech.
00:34:53The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:02exists.
00:35:03Exist.
00:35:05Glad you bring me here.
00:35:11Why'd you call me?
00:35:15Oh, God.
00:35:19Go.
00:35:37Oh.
00:35:41Wait, wait, wait, I just, I just, I need, I need to, I just gotta get some, go, did, did,
00:35:50did I do something wrong, or?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:01I knew that she was a guy, but like, I can't get over it.
00:36:08Look at that face of his, weaponized charm, I mean, it's, God, straight, gay, I mean, it doesn't really make
00:36:14a difference, he just wrecks people, man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:20If you're that confused, go test the waters a little bit, dip your toes, you know, go figure yourself out,
00:36:25you're a grown boy, you need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:42Hey, handsome, buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:50Yeah, I'm into women, straight guys love hot women, that's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:12Yeah, yeah, I shouldn't feel guilty, I mean, he lied, and I married Judith, his sister, my actual wife, who
00:37:20I've never even met.
00:37:21It's a contract marriage, so no rules broken.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You like it rather?
00:37:28Oh, this doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong?
00:37:40Oh, okay.
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, Charlie?
00:37:46Shh.
00:37:47Leave it to me.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58Ew.
00:38:01Okay.
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry, it's not you, I just, uh, I don't think I am who I thought I was.
00:38:14You.
00:38:17God, I'm an idiot.
00:38:18You don't need me at all in Jordanite.
00:38:20No, this is not what it looks like, I just...
00:38:23No, save it!
00:38:25Okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:36Bless you.
00:38:44Hey!
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:50No eye deer.
00:38:56Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:06Shh.
00:39:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:09Be quiet.
00:39:15Ugh.
00:39:16Kill me now.
00:39:27James!
00:39:29James!
00:39:30James!
00:39:31James!
00:39:33James!
00:39:33James!
00:39:34James!
00:39:35James!
00:39:35James!
00:39:37Want to play with little bunny?
00:39:41Come on, please.
00:39:43Just forgive me.
00:39:45Please, just get in the car.
00:40:05So...
00:40:07Okay, fine.
00:40:08I'm sorry about the other day, but I promise nothing happened with her.
00:40:11I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:14Why'd you take her home?
00:40:16I was drunk.
00:40:17And I...
00:40:18I was scared.
00:40:21I've never felt this way about a guy before.
00:40:23Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:27Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30What?
00:40:32I'm just...
00:40:34I'm just...
00:40:35I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:43How are you gonna make it up to me?
00:40:54Impressive.
00:40:57I'm just...
00:40:59I'm just...
00:41:11I'm just...
00:41:14Impressive.
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore.
00:41:40You don't have to do anything.
00:41:41You're not ready.
00:41:42Good morning.
00:41:43Thanks.
00:41:47Oh, um...
00:41:48I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:51We'd be...
00:41:52rushed.
00:41:53Oh!
00:41:54Um...
00:41:55Okay.
00:41:56Yeah.
00:41:56No, that's fine.
00:41:57I remembered I have a...
00:41:58I have a meeting this afternoon anyway, so...
00:42:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:02Is that to me?
00:42:03Oh, 100%.
00:42:04Yeah.
00:42:05Okay.
00:42:05Good.
00:42:13Come on.
00:42:15Hello?
00:42:23What now?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:29Bye.
00:42:33No!
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:55James?
00:42:56Avery!
00:42:57James!
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59James!
00:43:00James!
00:43:02Avery!
00:43:03James!
00:43:09Sorry, I'm a little late.
00:43:19You're being shy.
00:43:21I've seen you naked before.
00:43:23I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:26Shut it.
00:43:30I can't help it.
00:43:33He gets to me.
00:43:38Whoa!
00:43:39Whoa!
00:43:40Whoa!
00:43:40Wait a minute.
00:43:41Move your hand.
00:43:42I can't watch you.
00:43:43You're blocking.
00:43:53I can do it myself.
00:43:55You're going to stop.
00:43:57You're going to stop.
00:44:09Faster.
00:44:23You're not bored of staring?
00:44:25No.
00:44:25Silly.
00:44:27Oh, I've got a graduation party tomorrow.
00:44:29I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:31One week.
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:36It's cool.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan.
00:44:43The guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48But they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:08Okay.
00:45:14Yeah.
00:45:15Okay.
00:45:24No.
00:45:25No.
00:45:26Oh.
00:45:29Oh, my God!
00:45:31No!
00:45:31No!
00:45:32Er...
00:45:35What the fuck?
00:45:36do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey bro, can you tell us the soap bag?
00:46:09Uh, yeah no problem my guy.
00:46:21Thanks bro, you're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it boss.
00:46:31Aw damn dude!
00:46:33I got slippery hands, can you tell us the back again?
00:46:36Again? You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:51Hey, what's going on?
00:46:56Aw, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Yeah, shut up Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:11This time the truth Avery.
00:47:13Or I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:22I'm so freaking stupid.
00:47:25Yeah!
00:47:30A woman.
00:47:31Hey handsome.
00:47:33You wanna get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry ladies.
00:47:36Hi James.
00:47:38Sorry, as you can see, he's with me.
00:47:43Ooh.
00:47:46Can you guys support us?
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:54Well, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57And you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:08You know what?
00:48:09I'm gonna find you to fix all this and...
00:48:12Yeah, you and me.
00:48:14Done.
00:48:18Wait!
00:48:22You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people and I...
00:48:47I was jealous.
00:48:48And it...
00:48:51Kinda freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's...
00:49:02It's honestly kinda scary.
00:49:06I just don't know...
00:49:07I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything, I'm sorry.
00:49:18I'm sorry.
00:49:20Look at me.
00:49:29Avery Rockefeller.
00:49:32You thought I was straight till you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's...
00:49:37It's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you...
00:49:43Bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day I think I can't love you more.
00:49:52And then...
00:49:53Tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you too.
00:50:07I love you too.
00:50:26What's that?
00:50:31What's that?
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:38It's literally your school ring.
00:50:40It was mine.
00:50:42And now it's yours.
00:50:45I love you.
00:51:08What up?
00:51:09Critical situation downtown.
00:51:11Need you back, Dad, boss.
00:51:13I'm on my way.
00:51:25I love you.
00:51:26I love you.
00:51:33I love you.
00:51:35I love you.
00:51:52Bonjour.
00:51:54Vincent?
00:51:56James is in the shower right now.
00:51:58Try again later.
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:01Flippity fuck are you doing on James' phone?
00:52:14Hey, is everything okay with the contract, man?
00:52:17What do you know about Vincent Lauren?
00:52:19Vincent?
00:52:20I mean, not much.
00:52:22I mean, no.
00:52:24Dude, not Jared.
00:52:24Dude, this guy's a total player.
00:52:25He was getting three checks in one.
00:52:27Avery?
00:52:28Yo.
00:52:29Hey.
00:52:31Avery.
00:52:32Yo, where are you going?
00:52:33Dude, if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me.
00:52:36Avery, what the fuck?
00:52:52You're the player here, James.
00:52:53You are.
00:52:54No, no, no, no, no.
00:52:55His room, you walked out of his room, and you said I am the...
00:52:59I cannot be the problem in this relationship.
00:53:01You walked out of his room, James.
00:53:03You're a fucking hypocrite, saying I am a player?
00:53:05I think that I am the one that was cheating.
00:53:07When you're so clearly, you're the one that's having a fucking full of shit.
00:53:10I can't deal with it anymore.
00:53:12And you're frankly...
00:53:13Yeah, how does my ass look from saying?
00:53:14You're bad in bed.
00:53:15You have such a problem keeping it up.
00:53:18I mean...
00:53:19Shut up.
00:53:19I don't know.
00:53:20Or something.
00:53:22Didn't cheat.
00:53:23Promise.
00:53:31Your story better hold water.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:33Um...
00:53:35Here's what happened.
00:53:41You have clothes on soon.
00:53:4230.
00:53:43Get the dogs ready, okay?
00:53:53Now!
00:53:54This is the only show I've happened to me.
00:53:57Thanks.
00:53:58Christ, I am so sorry.
00:54:01James, what a small world.
00:54:03Hey.
00:54:04Oh, I'm so sorry about this.
00:54:06Please let me fix it.
00:54:08Take my shelter.
00:54:09I cannot move on your meeting.
00:54:10Oh, crap.
00:54:12The shower in my room is busted.
00:54:14I'm clearly in a rush.
00:54:16Please let me help.
00:54:18Yeah, yeah, fuck.
00:54:20Yeah, yeah, let's do it.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:21Cool.
00:54:23James, I mean it.
00:54:24I truly admire you.
00:54:27Just give me a shot.
00:54:28Oh!
00:54:31I appreciate it, Mr. Lorne, but my heart is spoken for.
00:54:35I only ask for help because this meeting was crucial for my family.
00:54:44Did I take your meeting?
00:54:47Screw the meeting.
00:54:57Surprise time.
00:54:58I love surprises.
00:55:00Oh, okay.
00:55:01Here.
00:55:02Ready?
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:14Wow.
00:55:20That's insane.
00:55:23You like this beach?
00:55:24I love this beach.
00:55:27Good.
00:55:27Because I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:32Welcome to Avery Beach.
00:55:36Seriously?
00:55:37You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:40Yeah, yeah, no, I was just kidding, no.
00:55:43Name it whatever you wanted.
00:55:45Thank God.
00:55:49Avery.
00:55:53Avery.
00:55:55You're the only person that truly understands me.
00:56:00Honestly, I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:09You rewrote my whole life.
00:56:12Made it beautiful.
00:56:14Made it real.
00:56:16I want it all.
00:56:18Every sunrise, every storm, every goddamn day with you.
00:56:26Avery Rockflower.
00:56:28Oh, my God.
00:56:32Will you marry me?
00:56:34James Welton.
00:56:35The guy who's all in.
00:56:40Wow, I really don't know how any of this works, but...
00:56:45I would love to keep being your husband.
00:56:49I don't know.
00:56:58I don't know how any of this works.
00:57:02I don't know how any of this works.
00:57:02Okay.
00:57:03So, um, Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:08Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:12I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:13I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:26It's a nice day, isn't it?
00:57:28Can you tell James the whole time?
00:57:30Shoot, those small conceptual jeans.
00:57:32Such a hot color, isn't it?
00:57:33Jesus, they're brothers-in-law.
00:57:35Your imagination's running wild.
00:57:38I'm here for it.
00:57:41Okay, well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar,
00:57:44so I'm gonna try one of the special drinks, okay?
00:57:46Alright.
00:57:55They're not good enough for him.
00:57:58You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:58:03We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:06I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:07What do you want?
00:58:09Leave James.
00:58:11Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open for you.
00:58:14And ruin all of you.
00:58:16Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:17Excuse me?
00:58:18Whoa, whoa.
00:58:19Hello, Jamie.
00:58:21Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:25Hey, Weldon.
00:58:29So, nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:32Fuck away, Miss Lauren.
00:58:34Now, excuse us.
00:58:35There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:37I'm gonna put my mouth around it.
00:58:39It's gonna be on the other side.
00:58:41Au revoir.
00:58:42What are you talking about?
00:58:50I've been tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:54Let's test that.
00:59:00Do this for me.
00:59:02I'll be all yours.
00:59:09Holy shit!
00:59:11You're with James Walter?
00:59:13With the heads.
00:59:14I know he's Judas' brother.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:17How?
00:59:18How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:21I mean, that's disgusting.
00:59:23Dude.
00:59:23Avery's marrying me.
00:59:24End of story, okay?
00:59:26Oh, by the way, I gotta thank you for that special wine you give to Judas.
00:59:29Really spread things along, you know?
00:59:33I need another one.
00:59:36Let's make another one.
00:59:37Just make another one.
00:59:45So, you think his folks are just gonna be cool with all this?
00:59:50Or, like...
00:59:51Just relax.
00:59:53I'll talk to them.
00:59:54Come to my place tomorrow and we'll do this right.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:03Hello?
01:00:04Hey.
01:00:07Still...
01:00:08Avery?
01:00:09Avery?
01:00:10Hello?
01:00:12Best friend?
01:00:13Dude?
01:00:14What the fuck?
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16Still sitting here.
01:00:17Whatever.
01:00:43uh fun fact by the way dad uh did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that
01:00:48do the
01:00:49whole gay worship thing like full-on romance they even settled down together right right i guess
01:00:57that's why he's sitting on my plate can't exactly have kids so
01:01:21mom dad
01:01:24avery and i judith called and she's flying home tomorrow says she misses us like crazy
01:01:31um you boys wouldn't mind picking her up we'll get things back to uh normal
01:01:41yeah sure
01:01:53james
01:02:08wait a minute finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend
01:02:13we're done i realize there's nothing more important than you mom and dad
01:02:19i'm your sister and it's time i started acting like it
01:02:26whoa who's the hottie
01:02:30oh he's my uh
01:02:31avery right god if i knew my hubby was this cute
01:02:40don't sweat it i'll talk to her tonight okay
01:02:47no yeah this yep
01:02:50again
01:02:51okay yep
01:02:56guys
01:02:56you know that guy
01:03:00he was like a total jerk
01:03:03freaking sucked
01:03:07and i'm really sorry jamie that i failed on the wedding
01:03:11but like guys becoming tight
01:03:15is the best thing ever
01:03:17hi hi hi hi
01:03:19avery
01:03:22i promise i'll be the best wife now
01:03:25i believe it i believe it
01:03:27i'm so
01:03:27you got something to tell you
01:03:36you're funny
01:03:37no avery
01:03:41i get really jealous
01:03:43of this guy
01:03:46look for you boy here
01:03:48he's so pretty
01:03:51and avery like everybody wants him
01:03:54like everybody
01:03:58yeah
01:03:59yeah
01:04:02that's right
01:04:02score
01:04:04no but
01:04:08fine 40 minutes
01:04:09bye
01:04:10hey uh i gotta ball to campus
01:04:12uh
01:04:12do you have this nigga here
01:04:13award i'm gonna say she's too drunk
01:04:15can you just take her home
01:04:15and i'll talk to her tomorrow okay
01:04:17you gotta go
01:04:17thank you
01:04:17thank you so much
01:04:23oh sorry avery
01:04:25you're pretty good up in here
01:04:26liquor
01:04:27i am not a real challenge in years
01:04:29oh
01:04:30i'm not too good at more than just
01:04:33i'll have two drinks
01:04:34i'll have a snack
01:05:03i'm not a snack
01:05:05Just take her home, and I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?
01:05:08You got it.
01:05:08Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean...
01:05:25Technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, no, no, this is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing, and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39Say, I need space, like, a lot of it, and, you know, let's not see each other for a while.
01:06:19Jesus is pregnant.
01:06:30we're done every clean break let's just get everything back on track move on
01:06:52james don't hear i'm sorry i i didn't have a choice okay my ex had just dumped me and
01:07:13i i was already pregnant when i came back look my kid needs a father and my parents like they
01:07:24they can't handle the shame i've hooked up this disaster i slipped something in your drink
01:07:34just to put you under breakfast is ready i want you avery
01:07:44nothing actually happened between us
01:07:50i didn't betray james
01:07:54hey look he's been on a bender ever since you left okay
01:08:01it's been bottle after bottle we can't we can't reach him he's completely come undone avery
01:08:11if we please please he needs you
01:08:20so
01:08:47I miss you, Abe.
01:08:58I miss you, too.
01:09:02So much.
01:09:03I miss you, Abe.
01:09:26Don't go!
01:09:31You real?
01:09:38No, no, shit, sorry, sorry, I shouldn't do this, I'm sorry.
01:09:45Judas, baby, it isn't mine.
01:09:53Say that again.
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:58You could ask her, she'll tell you the truth.
01:10:13Mom, Dad, this is it.
01:10:20I love Avery.
01:10:23I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:26Nobody else.
01:10:29Ever.
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton, the way I feel about James, I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:45I mean, what we have, it's like, it's in oxygen.
01:10:49And I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:10:53Losing him, it would be a nightmare.
01:10:58So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing, because it would mean
01:11:03everything to me, and I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:07Honey.
01:11:19My boy's a man now.
01:11:22Son, you can go live your life.
01:11:37I'm going to go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in
01:11:43two hours.
01:11:53Back to me, Murphy's Big Sexy.
01:11:57You got it.
01:11:58i mean my baby's having a tiny little bad girl im smiling, right?
01:12:13No, I'm not proud of you not.
01:12:18OMG.
01:12:21Why?
01:12:24Uh.
01:12:28Long time no see you, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:32Vincent, what are you?
01:12:49It's time.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:09Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes, his lips.
01:13:23Wrong.
01:13:25All of it is fucking wrong.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:34I need to breathe, fire them.
01:13:37Raw, untamed energy.
01:13:41Labels.
01:13:43Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender.
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53Plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:57How I would take him down.
01:13:58How have you used Judith's baby?
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time.
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just that go between sheets?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:39Now, I wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:43No!
01:14:43No, no, no, no!
01:14:46James?
01:14:51Perfect timing, James!
01:14:53Pixie?
01:14:55Let sis tie you up.
01:14:57And your boyfriend wants through.
01:15:00James?
01:15:01Don't do it.
01:15:02James?
01:15:03Get a trap.
01:15:06Good boy!
01:15:08I can't even move this.
01:15:10I'm sorry.
01:15:11I'm sorry, Jamie.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:17I'm sorry, Jamie.
01:15:23You promised me that if I help the Mrs. White, he wouldn't even marry me and that he loves us.
01:15:30Enough! Cut the waterworks, sweetheart!
01:15:33I know!
01:15:34You know it! You know how much I hate when you cry.
01:15:44I did exactly what you said. Let him go.
01:15:50Patience, Prince Charlie.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now, option one.
01:15:57I put a bullet.
01:15:59And I let a lover boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:10My pick.
01:16:11We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:17Brilliant, yeah.
01:16:23Tick tock, Rockefeller.
01:16:24Time to choose.
01:16:29Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:33Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything for this coward!
01:16:40If I take a break, then you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven, we'll run together in hell.
01:16:54You're part of the dreams.
01:16:57What?
01:16:58My favorite!
01:17:06No!
01:17:09Get it!
01:17:21It's okay.
01:17:48It's okay.
01:18:16It's okay.