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00:02Dan, which colour lipstick should I go for?
00:05Shocking rose or sore nipple pink?
00:08Whoa! Where are you off to tonight?
00:10Mama's got us off a date.
00:11Again? We've already had four this week. It's only Wednesday.
00:14I know. It's this awesome new dating app.
00:16It keeps matching me up with guys.
00:18I guess all those lies I put on my profile are paying off.
00:20What lies?
00:21Oh, you know, little things.
00:22I speak Italian. I volunteer at a donkey sanctuary.
00:25I'm a helicopter pilot.
00:27What?
00:28It's fine. Everyone does it.
00:30Look at this guy I'm meeting.
00:31His name's Dylan, and his picture is fucking ridiculously fit,
00:35but for all I know, he's some four-foot-two creep
00:37with wooden teeth and a chin beard.
00:39Ooh, which reminds me.
00:40Have you seen my flick knife?
00:41No. Why?
00:43Well, if he does turn out to be a nutjob, then I can slash him.
00:46I've looked it up. It's basically legal.
00:47If you want, you can borrow a screwdriver.
00:50What is all this stuff?
00:52You're not the only one with a fun plan.
00:54I'm building myself a shelf.
00:55Uh, why?
00:58I wanted to try out my new toolkit.
00:59Can you believe that some random guy sold me the whole set
01:02for 20 quid and one cup of clean urine?
01:05Okay, I don't think you should be doing any DIY.
01:07You've ended up in hospital trying to put Lego together twice.
01:10Yeah, but I'm not going to get a whole nail gun stuck up my nose, am I?
01:14Jesus!
01:15Look, please don't hurt yourself doing anything stupid, okay?
01:18Aha!
01:21There she is.
01:22Wish me luck!
01:48Fuck me!
01:48Hannah, right?
01:50Sorry, it's just you look even better in real life than you did in your photos.
01:52That never happens.
01:55Thanks.
01:55I wish everything could start like this.
01:58Oh, I already ordered.
01:59I hope you don't mind.
02:01We can get another plate of ribs for you.
02:02They're amazing.
02:03It's like having a whole pig melt in your mouth.
02:06No, that's cool.
02:07I think I'll just have the Caesar salad.
02:09No dressing.
02:10Oh, that's all you're having?
02:11Kind of on a strict diet for work.
02:13I'm an underwear model.
02:14Wow!
02:15That's so cool.
02:16Never met a model before.
02:17My brother once got tricked into posing for a UKIP poster, but that's about it.
02:21It's kind of a cool job.
02:22It does get a bit samey, though.
02:24Anyway, your job sounds much more fun.
02:26Helicopter pilot.
02:27What?
02:28Oh, shit.
02:29Yeah.
02:30Yeah.
02:30The job that I put on my profile, and definitely do.
02:35It's like they say, keep your feet on the ground, and soon they'll be not on the ground.
02:41God.
02:42It's so refreshing to spend time with a civilian for once.
02:45Civilian?
02:46Oh, sorry.
02:47That's what we call people who aren't in the industry.
02:49But I mean, you're not a model and you're hot.
02:51That's like hitting the jackpot.
02:55This place used to be so great.
02:57Now it's always swarming with idiots.
02:59Well, we can go somewhere else if you like.
03:01I know a private members club around the corner.
03:03It's kind of chic and pretentious.
03:05Perfect.
03:06Let's get the waiter back, and then we can cancel your order.
03:08Maybe get another plate of ribs at the road.
03:10Yeah, great.
03:11Mm-hmm.
03:17We make a great team.
03:24Well, hello there.
03:26What's that?
03:28That's right, madam.
03:29I am a rugged builder.
03:32And it's your lucky day.
03:34Because I'm here to nail you.
03:37With my nail gun.
03:39And also with my dick.
03:43Actually, I'm only gonna use my dick.
03:45Because this nail gun is really a weapon.
03:51That's right.
03:52I'm also a spy.
03:54I got a license to kill.
03:57And drill.
04:10Excuse me, fella.
04:11You don't have a lighter, dude.
04:12No, sorry, dude.
04:14To be honest, should you really be smoking?
04:16I mean, don't take this the wrong way, but you look fucking dreadful.
04:20Nah.
04:21You got a point.
04:22Fuck it.
04:24Well, how about you made yourself useful, then?
04:26Help me back to my room.
04:27Sure thing.
04:28Wait, you don't have anything contagious, do you?
04:31Smallpox.
04:31That thing from 28 Days Later?
04:33No.
04:36Cool.
04:38Sweet medal.
04:40Is it real?
04:40Yeah.
04:41I was in the services for a bit back in the day.
04:44That was my prize for getting shot.
04:47No shit.
04:48I literally just got shot tonight.
04:49I mean, it was with a nail gun, and I did it to myself.
04:52But still, I get what you went through.
04:55And what's this?
04:57I got given that in an opium den in Beijing
05:00after I helped this guy's mistress give birth.
05:02Poor bastard was so grateful, they named the baby after me.
05:06That's a mahjong set I made by hand
05:09while I was a teacher out in Burma.
05:13And what's the story with this?
05:15That's my catheter.
05:16It helps drain excess urine.
05:20Oh, right.
05:21I'll put that.
05:22Well, thanks for the hand, fella.
05:25I'm sure you've got to get going.
05:26Nah.
05:26I've got literally nothing on all night.
05:28Hey, do you want to play a game of that mahjong?
05:30Do you know how to play?
05:31No.
05:32Oh, good.
05:38This place is literally crawling with celebrities.
05:41I've already seen Jessie J and three of the pirates from Captain Phillips.
05:45Those guys are always in here.
05:46Dylan, I don't want to jinx this, but it might be the perfect day.
05:50Yeah, I'm having a good time too.
05:52You know, usually I'm in here with other models and they're so busy comparing the latest tapeworm diets, they're not
05:58actually enjoying themselves.
05:59What?
05:59This place is awesome.
06:01Well, right, except for the music.
06:03It's like the soundtrack to a jazzy murder-suicide.
06:05Well, I know the DJ.
06:06We can go request a track.
06:08Yes, please.
06:12Pascal.
06:13My man.
06:14This is Hannah.
06:15Is it cool if we make a request?
06:17Yeah, sure.
06:17What do you want?
06:18Actually, is it alright if I put on some of my own stuff?
06:21Sorry.
06:27Well, don't worry, I've got my own party playlist.
06:30Okay, now the date's perfect.
06:33Come on, let's go get some free mojitos.
06:35It's Christmas time.
06:38I don't know about you, but I'm gagging for a drink.
06:41Reach under the mattress for me.
06:47Oh, Frank, you sly old dog.
06:52I'll get one of the cleaners to sneak them in for me in exchange for giving him English lessons.
06:57Why don't you just get one of your family to sneak them in?
06:59Well, I would, but I'm in the sticky position of not having any.
07:02What happened?
07:03Was it like a Batman thing?
07:04They were murdered in front of your eyes.
07:06Nothing like that.
07:07I just never really settled down, you know?
07:10Right.
07:12That's me for the night.
07:13Cool.
07:14Erm, what are your plans tomorrow?
07:16I could come visit again?
07:17I could sneak you in some more bottles of booze.
07:20Really?
07:21I've seen it for you.
07:22Are you kidding?
07:22I get to play ball games, listen to cool stories from the past.
07:27You're like the grandad I never had.
07:29I mean, I do have a grandad, but he's kind of boring.
07:32And he only eats sardines, so he has terrible breath.
07:35Right.
07:45Hey, Hannah.
07:46Hi, Dan.
07:47You all right?
07:48Just realised you didn't come home last night, wanted to make sure you were safe.
07:51Or didn't stab anyone.
07:53Don't worry.
07:54I had the best night ever.
07:56Dylan was literally unbelievable.
07:59He's a model, and he took us to this exclusive members club, and then I got off with his amazing
08:05body two and a half times.
08:07How was your night?
08:08Really fun.
08:09I shot myself with that nail gun, and then at the hospital I met this old dude with kidney
08:13failure.
08:13Genuinely no part of that sounds fun, but to be honest, most things are beneath me now.
08:18I mean, I am part of a power couple.
08:20Since when?
08:21Since right now, from today, it's just going to be me and my gorgeous model boyfriend
08:26popping from one swanky shindig to another.
08:29Ooh!
08:29Speaking of which, I better go.
08:32Morning.
08:33Who's that?
08:34My brother.
08:35I was just bragging about how much fun we had last night.
08:38Cool.
08:39Well, maybe we can have a bit more fun this morning.
08:41Uh-oh!
08:42Sorry.
08:43Ignore me.
08:43I just wanted to grab my phone charger.
08:46Hi, Amy.
08:46This is Hannah.
08:47Hannah, this is my pal Amy.
08:49She's crushing with me for a while.
08:50Oh, it looks like you hit the jackpot pickle.
08:53Pickle?
08:54Listen, I've got to run like crazy, but dinner tonight, yeah?
08:56Of course.
08:57It's Thai Thursdays.
08:58It's Thai Thursdays!
09:02So lovely to meet you, Hannah.
09:08She seems nice.
09:09How do you get to know each other?
09:11Oh, me and Amy go way back.
09:12We actually did our first photo shoot together.
09:14She's a model too.
09:15I can see why.
09:16She's pretty hot.
09:17I don't know, she's kind of like a sister to me now.
09:19I mean, we used to go out, but...
09:20Really?
09:21For how long?
09:22Oh, not that long.
09:23Four years.
09:24On and off.
09:25Mostly on.
09:25You and her?
09:26For four years?
09:27Yeah.
09:28Cool.
09:29Cool, cool, cool.
09:30That is so cool.
09:38Dan, can you move all of your tools?
09:40It's like living in a fucking B&Q.
09:42No time.
09:43Off to see Frank.
09:44Really?
09:45You've seen him every day this week?
09:46Yeah, because he's awesome.
09:48Plus, I'm like the only person he has to hang out with.
09:50Wow, that must be depressing.
09:52I'm going to take him a few box sets,
09:53take his mind off being stuck in hospital.
09:55ER, house and Grey's Anatomy.
09:59Hey, give him an iPad cover from me.
10:02Whoa, where'd you get all this?
10:04Dylan gets all of this free swag from photo shoots
10:06and lets me have it.
10:07Sunglasses.
10:08Ooh.
10:09Do you want a head massage?
10:10I've got like a six.
10:11Yes.
10:16Wow.
10:17I guess you really are in a power couple.
10:20The only problem is his dumb ex-girlfriend.
10:22Why?
10:23What's she done?
10:23Well, technically nothing,
10:25but they spend way too much time together.
10:27I mean, look at this.
10:28Yesterday, he sent me a picture of them at the seaside.
10:31They went there for a day trip just for a laugh.
10:33I mean, who the fuck does that?
10:35Whoa, Nelly!
10:36She is unbelievable.
10:38No wonder you're jealous.
10:39Oh, I am not jealous, okay?
10:42Now, could I have my phone back, please?
10:43One sec.
10:44Just texting the picture tomorrow.
10:46Oh.
10:52It's open.
10:56Hey, guys.
10:57What's going on?
10:57Oh, hey, Hannah.
10:58We're about to watch The Legend of Bag of Vance.
11:00It's like our favourite film.
11:02Bag of Vance?
11:03The one where Will Smith plays a magical golf caddy?
11:05We watch it once a week.
11:06It's sort of a dumb tradition.
11:08We're on this shoot in Helsinki
11:10staying at this crappy hotel,
11:11and we got snowed in for like a week, so...
11:14For some reason, it was the only DVD they had.
11:16We must have watched it together like 30 times.
11:18Oh, my God, Pickle.
11:19Do you remember that mental hotel manager?
11:32Well, hey, how about I join you guys?
11:34Yeah.
11:35Might be fun to watch a film with my boyfriend.
11:37Yeah.
11:37Come sit with us.
11:40Mm.
11:41Mm.
11:43Mm.
11:43Mm.
11:44Mm.
11:44Mm.
11:45Mm.
11:46Mm.
11:54You think if I ask really nicely,
11:56they'd let me take one of these home.
12:02I'm bored.
12:03Tell me another story.
12:05Did I tell you about the summer I spent working as a dog groomer in Quebec?
12:08You did, you?
12:09How about when I saw John Major drop a doughnut on the street,
12:12look around to check no-one saw, and then carried on eating it?
12:15Yeah, I heard that one too.
12:17I guess you've heard them all, then.
12:19I'll tell you.
12:22You know your life's in the shitter
12:23when the last exciting thing you remember doing
12:26is giving a stool sample.
12:28I wish I'd met you 80 years ago.
12:30Jesus Christ, Ed, how fucking old do you think I am?
12:34I'm only 62.
12:36Oh, sorry.
12:37I was just saying, I wish I could have gone on all your cool adventures with you.
12:41You'd be Tintin, I'd be his little dog.
12:43Do you really want an adventure?
12:46Come with me.
12:55Here we go, my lovely.
12:57OK.
12:58I need you to go and distract that nurse for a bit.
13:01Distract her, OK.
13:02Like a bomb threat or something.
13:04Just keep her talking, all right?
13:06Leave the rest to me.
13:11Excuse me.
13:13Hello, nurse.
13:13Yeah?
13:15I'm kind of worried,
13:16because I've got this weird thing
13:19where I feel constipated.
13:23Right.
13:23But also, like, um,
13:26my eyes feel
13:27loose.
13:29As if they're starting to shrink
13:31and they might
13:32fall out
13:34soon.
13:36But also the constipation
13:38thing.
13:39God!
13:42I suddenly feel
13:43totally fine.
13:44That's so weird.
13:46You must be an amazing nurse.
13:48You guys
13:48should be paid more.
13:49I've always said that.
14:00Gets me every time.
14:01So beautiful.
14:03So beautiful, right?
14:04Oh, yeah, totally.
14:06I am crying.
14:07It's just my tears are very dry.
14:10Oh, my God!
14:12Pickle!
14:13It's those test shots
14:14from the Sweden shoot.
14:15I know I said I'd never do nudes,
14:16but what do you think?
14:20Oh, these are stunning.
14:21You think so?
14:22Well, if you scroll down,
14:23there are some
14:23with the nipples covered, too.
14:26Well, it's tough.
14:27They've all got, like,
14:28this really great
14:29raw sexuality.
14:31What do you think?
14:33Covered?
14:34Or the ones
14:34with the exposed nipples?
14:38Oh, sorry, Amy.
14:40You'd better go change.
14:42It's OK.
14:43I'll just be a second.
14:49OK, what the fuck
14:50is the deal with you two?
14:51What do you mean?
14:52You're always hanging out together.
14:53She keeps calling you Pickle,
14:54and you both love
14:55this bullshit film.
14:56Whoa, Bag of Vance
14:57is a good film, OK?
14:59Me and Amy are just close.
15:00I told you,
15:01she's like my sister.
15:02Yeah, your really sexy sister
15:04who you've slept with
15:05multiple times.
15:06I promise,
15:06we're just good friends.
15:08You've got nothing
15:08to worry about.
15:09OK, then you wouldn't mind
15:11her going out
15:11with someone else?
15:12Well, no, of course not.
15:13Cool.
15:14In that case,
15:15how about I set her up
15:15with a guy?
15:16Well, sure.
15:17Who are you thinking?
15:21Wait, so what is this?
15:22Liquid morphine.
15:24Oh.
15:24You ever tried it?
15:25No, but my mum
15:26used to take it
15:27for a back pain,
15:27and whenever she had to come
15:28see my French horn recitals.
15:30This is pretty much
15:31the only thing
15:32that makes this hospital bearable.
15:35They are.
15:38Er...
15:42Hey.
15:44Just hanging with Frank.
15:47Tonight?
15:49Yeah, definitely.
15:50Er...
15:51Sweet.
15:51I'll be there in a bit.
15:53Holy shit.
15:55My sister's just got me
15:56a date with maybe
15:56the hottest girl ever.
15:58I think I'm going to
15:58have to bounce.
15:59You going to be
16:00all right by yourself?
16:00I'll manage.
16:01At least one of us
16:02should be having some fun.
16:03Yeah.
16:04Although,
16:04I'd get a move on
16:05if I were you,
16:06because once this stuff
16:07kicks in,
16:08you're not even going to
16:08know what year it is.
16:09Don't worry.
16:11I can handle my shit.
16:16My brother should be here soon.
16:18He is a real catch.
16:19He's tall,
16:20handsome.
16:21He nearly put up a shelf.
16:30Dan,
16:30you're late.
16:31Where the hell have you been?
16:33What's up with you?
16:34Me and Frank
16:34took some liquid morphine.
16:36Shh.
16:37Come on.
16:40Er, guys,
16:41this is Dan.
16:42Dan,
16:43this is Amy
16:44and Dylan.
16:45Oh, my God,
16:46you could be a porn star.
16:48Okay.
16:49Well,
16:50seeing as this is a double date,
16:51I was thinking
16:51maybe a fun way
16:52to break the ice
16:53would be to play
16:54some party games.
16:55Well, yeah.
16:55We could split off
16:56into couples.
16:56Oh, I'm with Hannah.
16:57No, no,
16:58you're with Amy
16:59and I'll be with Dylan,
17:01my boyfriend.
17:03Let's play some games!
17:06Get it down.
17:07Get it down.
17:07Get it down.
17:13It's a dick.
17:14No.
17:17It's a dick.
17:18No.
17:19It's a dick.
17:20No.
17:22It's not how you draw a dick.
17:28Film.
17:29Film.
17:30Six words.
17:31First word.
17:33Can't even be the
17:34chance for meatballs.
17:35Yes.
17:35Great guess.
17:37That was a great
17:37mime pickle.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Great mime pickle.
17:43I'm hungry.
17:44What's your favourite eat?
17:46What do you eat?
17:49Oh,
17:49um,
17:50well,
17:50I like lots of...
17:51Oh,
17:52shut up!
17:55That is so rude.
17:58Oh,
17:58hey,
17:59there's this perfume
18:00launch at the club
18:00on Friday.
18:01Do you want to be
18:01my plus one?
18:03Definitely.
18:04We wouldn't be much
18:04of a power couple
18:05otherwise,
18:06would we?
18:07Speaking of couples,
18:08Amy and Dan
18:09really seem to be
18:10hitting it off.
18:16Let's leave them to it.
18:33What are you doing?
18:34Oh,
18:34sorry.
18:34It's just Amy.
18:42Dylan,
18:43this isn't dinner
18:44with your parents.
18:45You can't just zone out
18:46in the middle
18:46and check your emails.
18:48Oh,
18:48I'm sorry.
18:49Sorry.
18:50My bad.
18:55Oh,
18:57OK.
19:01Just a quick reply.
19:02I'll do it in emojis.
19:06I'm sorry,
19:07Dylan,
19:07I didn't want to have
19:08to do this,
19:08but you've left me
19:09with no choice.
19:10It's me or Amy.
19:12What?
19:12You have to choose one.
19:13Either I'm in your life
19:14or Amy is.
19:16Well,
19:16I guess Amy.
19:17What the fuck?
19:18I was like a thousand
19:19percent sure you were
19:20going to choose me.
19:21Yeah,
19:21but Amy's like one of the
19:22most important things
19:23in my life.
19:24Cutting her out
19:25would be like losing
19:25a part of my soul.
19:26But,
19:27but what about us?
19:28I mean,
19:29we're a power couple.
19:30There can't be a power single.
19:31Look,
19:32Hannah,
19:32maybe you should go.
19:34Seriously?
19:35You're breaking up with me?
19:36Can't we talk about this
19:38or at least
19:38just finish having sex?
19:40I don't think
19:40that's a good idea.
19:41Perfect.
19:42My boyfriend dumps me
19:43and then he doesn't even
19:44have the decency
19:45to finish me off.
19:46Thanks for nothing.
19:51Thanks,
19:52Tom.
19:56Hi.
19:58Casanova.
19:59How was the day?
20:00Didn't go in the end.
20:01Just had a really
20:02good night's sleep instead.
20:04So what did the dog want?
20:05My test results came back.
20:07Drum roll.
20:09It's a terminal,
20:10Dad.
20:11There's nothing else
20:12they can do for me.
20:14Oh,
20:15shit.
20:16It's how it goes.
20:17You live life for a bit.
20:18Then you don't.
20:19There must be something
20:20they can do.
20:21Can't they put your brain
20:22in a jam jar?
20:22Or a robot?
20:23Bless you.
20:25Then it's my time to go.
20:34Good night, sweet prince.
20:36What are you doing?
20:37I'm not dying right now.
20:40They said I've maybe
20:40got a couple of months
20:41left in me.
20:42Great!
20:43Well,
20:43not great,
20:45but you know.
20:46So,
20:47what do you want to do today?
20:48I was thinking
20:49we could sneak into
20:50one of the operating rooms
20:51and watch a couple
20:51of skin grafts.
20:52I don't think I'm really
20:53in the mood for anything
20:54like that, Dan.
20:56Maybe you should just
20:57head off.
20:59Yeah.
21:01Sure.
21:07Dan,
21:08I lost my flip knife again.
21:10Can I borrow a screwdriver?
21:11Got another date?
21:12Yeah.
21:12Dylan is history.
21:14I'm Katie Holmes,
21:15post Tom Cruise.
21:16I'm getting back out there
21:16and showing the world
21:17how fine I am.
21:18And I'm taking the kid
21:19and a bunch of weird
21:20Scientology secrets with me.
21:21Is there any chance
21:23you're ever going to
21:23clear this up?
21:24What's the point
21:25in cleaning up?
21:26Doesn't matter
21:27what we do with our lives,
21:28we're all going to
21:29die anyway.
21:30Jesus, Camu.
21:31What's the matter?
21:32Frank got some
21:33test results back.
21:34Turns out he's terminal.
21:36Sucks!
21:37He's like a granddad to me.
21:39You realise
21:40we do have a granddad?
21:41I just wish
21:42there was something
21:43I could do for Frank.
21:44You know?
21:45Show him my appreciation
21:47for all the cool stories
21:48and life advice
21:50and that wicked
21:51morphine high.
21:53Well,
21:53don't bring him back here.
21:55I'm trying to move on
21:55from Dylan
21:55and get lucky tonight.
21:57The last thing I need
21:58is a dying old man
21:59in my living room
21:59cock-blocking me.
22:12Frank!
22:14Jesus!
22:15Dan?
22:16What are you wearing?
22:17It's a disguise.
22:18I'm busting you out of here.
22:20You might be terminal
22:21but they can't cage a puma.
22:23It's time for one more adventure.
22:25Dan, this is a hospital.
22:26You don't have to break me out.
22:28I'm allowed to leave
22:29whenever I want.
22:30Oh.
22:31Well, get dressed
22:32and let's go.
22:33Where are we going?
22:35It's a surprise.
22:36Also,
22:36I know it's not strictly necessary
22:38but do you want to put on this wig anyway
22:40but do you want to put on this wig anyway?
22:41Just for a laugh?
22:49Oh.
22:51I like this place.
22:53They do really good at ice.
22:54What do you mean?
22:55The ice here is great.
22:57It's very cold.
22:59Usually I don't like cold ice
23:00because I have a sensitive track here.
23:02Oh, fucking hell.
23:03Look, Sam...
23:04It's actually sandy.
23:05Whatever.
23:06I'm sorry.
23:06I've made a huge mistake.
23:09I had the perfect man
23:10and then I just threw it all away
23:11worrying about his stupid ex-girlfriend.
23:14I'm such an idiot.
23:15We all get jealous sometimes.
23:16What?
23:17No.
23:18Problem is,
23:19I went in too hard too fast.
23:21I should have bided my time
23:22and sabotaged their relationship slowly
23:24via a series of psychological traps.
23:2624 hours ago,
23:27I was in a power couple
23:28and now,
23:29I'm stuck here
23:30with fucking you.
23:32Oh, dear.
23:33I've got to get Dylan back.
23:35Sorry, Paul.
23:44Sir.
23:45What do you think?
23:47Why have you brought me here?
23:49Because I wanted us
23:50to have another adventure together.
23:51At a bloody fairground?
23:53Well,
23:54I thought about taking you
23:55to this private lodge
23:56in Zimbabwe
23:57where you can pay
23:57to shoot an elephant in the head,
23:59but it was really expensive.
24:01Also,
24:01the videos were pretty horrific.
24:03No.
24:04Let's just head back, yeah.
24:05Okay, look.
24:06I know it's not perfect,
24:07but
24:08I have to do something.
24:09I just hate the thought
24:10of you lying in hospital
24:11doing a crossword
24:12and being force-fed
24:13mashed-up pancakes
24:14while just waiting
24:15to, you know,
24:16die forever.
24:17Christ.
24:18You're taking this
24:19worse than I am.
24:21All right.
24:22I'll stay.
24:23Yeah.
24:24As long as you promise
24:25not to bring up
24:26the fact I'm dying anymore.
24:28Deal.
24:29What's your favourite
24:30colour candy floss?
24:31Oh, wait,
24:32don't tell me
24:32I want it to be a surprise.
24:34Dylan!
24:36Dylan!
24:37Oh,
24:38thank God I found you.
24:39This place is mad.
24:41I just saw Bruno Mars
24:42and David Suchet
24:42sharing a daiquiri.
24:43What are you doing here?
24:45I made a huge mistake
24:47and I want us
24:47to get back together.
24:48I was being stupid.
24:49I don't care
24:50that you and Amy are close
24:51or that you
24:52sometimes share a toothbrush.
24:53It's like you said,
24:55she's part of your soul
24:56and that's cool.
24:57She can be your soul
24:58and I can just
24:58be your girlfriend.
24:59Is that true, Pickle?
25:01Oh, surprise, surprise,
25:02it's Amy.
25:03Look,
25:03I'm trying to talk
25:04to my soon-to-be boyfriend again.
25:05Did you really say
25:06that I was part of your soul?
25:07Yeah.
25:09You're like
25:09the most important person
25:11to me.
25:12Really?
25:13Guys,
25:14what are you doing?
25:14Well, yeah.
25:15Everyone that I've been with
25:16since we split
25:17has been meaningless.
25:18You have no idea
25:19how many civilians
25:20I've had to slum it with.
25:21It's been so awful.
25:22I'm standing right here.
25:24What the fuck?
25:24I love you, Pickle.
25:27No.
25:27Stop that.
25:28Stop that.
25:29Why are you clapping?
25:31Stop it.
25:34Tim and I thought
25:35you were supposed
25:35to be a power couple.
25:43Thanks for getting me this.
25:45I'm going to call
25:46him Frank Jr.
25:47That's the least
25:47I could do for you.
25:48Getting me out
25:49of that hospital
25:50for a bit.
25:50So you're having
25:51a good time?
25:52I mean,
25:53I'm shattered
25:54and I'm pretty sure
25:55that hot dog I had
25:56has given me heartburn
25:57but yeah,
25:58tonight's been fun.
25:59I told you
26:00you'd enjoy yourself.
26:01Who doesn't enjoy
26:02a fairground?
26:02You'd have to be dead.
26:04Sorry.
26:05That's all right.
26:07And I don't want
26:08to get too soft
26:09about it
26:09but I've got to say
26:10it has been nice
26:11having someone
26:12to talk to.
26:14I'm glad
26:15you shot yourself
26:15in the leg.
26:17Me too.
26:18And I know
26:19you've only got
26:19a couple of months
26:19left but we're
26:20going to make them
26:20count.
26:21I'm thinking karaoke,
26:23Turkish bars
26:24and maybe a road
26:25trip to Stonehenge.
26:26What do you reckon,
26:27Frank?
26:29Frank?
26:31Frank, are you okay?
26:35Oh my God!
26:37Excuse me!
26:38Stop the ride!
26:41My friend's dead!
26:43Stop the ride!
26:46Excuse me!
26:47My friend's dead!
26:49Help!
26:50Help!
27:01Hey sis,
27:02how was your date?
27:04Terrible.
27:05I ended up
27:05trying to win Dylan
27:06back but he chose
27:06Amy instead.
27:08His loss.
27:09Not really.
27:09Amy was super hot.
27:11I thought you were
27:12going to set me up
27:12with her at some point.
27:13The one that got away.
27:15I did set you up
27:16with her.
27:17The double date?
27:18It was literally
27:19right here.
27:21I have no idea
27:22what you're talking about.
27:24Where did you get
27:25that toy?
27:27Frank won it for me.
27:28Just before he died.
27:30Wait, he's dead?
27:31Are you alright?
27:32Yeah, it's like Frank
27:33said, it's just time to go.
27:34Plus, because he died
27:35in the fairground
27:36they gave me two
27:37complimentary lifetime passes.
27:39Want to go this weekend?
27:41Well, I don't have any
27:41more dates lined up
27:42so yeah, why not?
27:43Finish with the app then?
27:44Oh, definitely.
27:46You know, I think
27:46this whole Dylan thing
27:47just proves that
27:47it is full of sad acts
27:49and weirdos.
27:50Trust me,
27:51I could do a lot better.
27:52Hey,
27:53that night was fun.
27:55Shut the fuck up, Sandy.
28:04And there's more
28:05new siblings next Monday
28:06at 10.30 for you.
28:08Now, tomorrow night
28:09Adam Pearson
28:10who has a genetic condition
28:12called neurofibromatosis
28:13and also who you might have seen
28:15on some of our other shows
28:16here on BBC3
28:17is meeting the people
28:18using their conditions
28:19to make money.
28:20Check out Freak Show.
28:22It's at 9 o'clock.
28:23Next though,
28:24it's a double American dad
28:25right after 60 seconds.
28:30What?
28:30Fuck!
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