00:04Hey guys, Quantale Dingle here.
00:06My mother, Darlene Dingle, passed away because I put a Perk 90 Ultra in her Kool-Aid.
00:10My brother, Jeffrey Arnold Lanthorpe Andrew Higgleston V, got hit by a car going 5 miles an hour.
00:14My brother, Jonathan Cartwheel Fruit Loop III, got arrested for distributing Miner's nudes.
00:17My uncle's boyfriend, Steve Tarnations, peeped in on me while I was in the shower.
00:20Hey fellas, it's Quantale Dingle here.
00:23I put Perk's in Vladimir Putin's drink, and he went to bed for a really long time.
00:27I trapped my autistic son's hand in an air fryer.
00:30I dumped boiling water on a prison guard's head.
00:32My Kufiyah friend, Jamarius Quangledangle, tried to eat my butt during Ramadan.
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