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Off Campus Episode 5
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00:14Wait.
00:16Wait?
00:17Are we on the same page here?
00:19Didn't you hear?
00:20I just did a whole thing.
00:21It was romantic.
00:22I'm just...
00:23I don't want to be your friend, Rosie.
00:25This isn't how you kiss your friends.
00:28No more Justin.
00:30Music collaboration only.
00:32No more sexy Snapchats.
00:34The unsexiest only.
00:36Deal.
00:37And no more deals.
00:39I can live with that.
01:22I can live with that.
01:27I can live with that.
01:27I can live with that.
01:29Like a backseat driver
01:30If that's what I get from what I need tonight
01:33Then watch me sit the day on fire
01:42She held my hand and led me back to the river
01:49We drowned our sins all night and howled at the moon
01:55I'm running around, I'm running around in heaven
02:01With fire I'm going down, I'll light a fire for you
02:07Hey!
02:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:11The preacher said I couldn't get no higher
02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:17Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
02:21If that's what I get from my desire
02:24Then watch me sit the bed on fire
02:33I tried it, I liked it
02:37No one found that surprising
02:40I fall asleep with the magic magic
02:43I sit the bed on fire
02:45I tied it, I liked it
02:50I tried it, I liked it
02:50No one found that surprising
02:52I fall asleep with the magic magic magic
02:56I set the bed on fire
02:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:02The preacher said I couldn't get no higher
03:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:08While playing Jesus like a backseat driver
03:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:15Watch me sit the bed on fire
03:28Watch me sit the bed on fire
03:34Watch me sit the bed on fire
03:46Watch me sit the bed on fire
03:52Did you hear that?
03:54I think the whole campus heard that
03:55Okay, rude, but that's not what
03:58Mom?
03:59Are you there? I can't see you
04:01Fuck
04:02I mean, those kids are a blessing, but they're a lot
04:15You say that every year, and every year you get sad when Aunt Nicole and everybody leave and the house
04:19is empty again
04:20I know
04:20What are you doing this year, honey? Are you going to go to Brooklyn with Allie again?
04:24Uh, no, Garrett's housemates are doing Friendsgiving, so I'm going to stay for that
04:28Friendsgiving? That sounds so fun
04:31What are you going to bring? You said they liked Nana's lasagna recipe, right?
04:35Yeah, yeah, but...
04:37Well, you can't show up empty-handed
04:39We won't
04:40Text Garrett, ask him how many people are going
04:42Uh, hi, um...
04:46Garrett?
04:47Wait, he's there?
04:49Uh...
04:51Introduce me
04:52No, Mom
04:53Garrett, honey, how many people will be at Friendsgiving?
04:57Hi, Mrs. Wells
04:57Hi, please, call me Carrie
05:00Look at you
05:01You weren't exaggerating, Hannah
05:03He's so handsome
05:04Okay, hanging up now
05:06Garrett, Hannah's dad is going to be so jealous
05:09I met you first
05:10He's been bragging about you to all of our friends
05:13He posted about your game last night
05:15He wanted to tag you, but don't worry
05:18I didn't let him
05:19You should just know that you have a superfan over here
05:22Mom, they lost last night?
05:25Doesn't matter, he's proud
05:27Okay, we-we gotta go, we have class
05:29Okay, well, it's nice to meet you, Garrett
05:31Nice meeting you too, Mrs.
05:34Carrie
05:36Miss and love you, sweetie
05:37Miss and love you too, Mama
05:38Bye
05:41Sorry, she's enthusiastic
05:42She's sweet, she loves you
05:44Okay, are you driving or shall I?
05:46I'm not sitting on your handlebars, Wellsie
05:48One day, Graham
05:50One day
06:14I didn't know how else to get you to talk to me
06:22I want you to come home for Thanksgiving
06:27Are you serious?
06:30Cindy still really wants to meet you before the wedding
06:33And I would appreciate it as well
06:34Look, I don't know what kind of bullshit game you're playing, but I don't-
06:37It's not a game, Garrett
06:39I'm really trying here
06:41I'm a different man now
06:43And I-and I don't expect you to understand this, but Cindy
06:48She's chosen to trust me
06:54And I want to be someone worthy of that trust
06:59Garrett, please
07:02Just think about it
07:19It's almost there, but it's like my advisor said
07:21I'm just-I'm not feeling it
07:23Not yet
07:24Okay
07:25Uh, fine, I'll take another crack at the lyrics over the break
07:28Great, yeah, thank you
07:30No worries
07:31See you, Garrett
07:32Yeah, bud
07:37Did Julian wipe out again?
07:39Uh, Justin has some cool ideas for a new verse
07:42Ooh
07:42Which means that I can take a break over Thanksgiving
07:46Hey, Wellesie
07:47Yeah?
07:48Why don't you go home for the long weekend?
07:50Seems like your parents would love to see you
07:52Uh, that-that place isn't really my home anymore
07:56Because what happened to you?
07:59Yeah, yeah, and what happened after?
08:02Uh, when the guy you accuse of assault is the mayor's kid
08:06People don't tend to believe you
08:08Yeah, it didn't help that his whole team rallied around him
08:10Testified against me in court
08:12Some real Hester Prynne bullshit
08:14He was an athlete?
08:18Yeah
08:18A hockey player?
08:23Yeah
08:26Ah, fuck
08:29Look, that-that's all in the past now
08:31He's in the past
08:33Indiana is just not my favorite place to go back to
08:37My parents get it
08:40Uh, what-why do you ask?
08:42Uh, my dad wants me to go home for Thanksgiving
08:44He's giving me his fiancée
08:47Would you want to?
08:49Maybe
08:50I don't know
08:53I-yeah, things with my dad are
08:55Kind of
08:58It's complicated
09:01Yeah, well you're still your dad, right?
09:03Even if he is a hard ass
09:05When I saw him before practice
09:07He seemed
09:08Like, different
09:10Good different?
09:11Well, I don't know if he's capable of that, but
09:13But you hope so
09:15Look, I-I think people can change
09:17If they want to
09:18So you're saying you think I should give him another chance?
09:22If that's what you want
09:26If I go
09:28Will he come with me?
09:32Of course
09:32Well, are you-are you sure?
09:35It's what girlfriends do
09:37Real ones, anyway
09:45Thank you
10:04Am I getting faster?
10:05Oh
10:06I lost interest in that
10:08You look good
10:10Mean
10:10Like tough mean or you mean?
10:13Mm, Zdeno-Chara mean
10:15You can never pull off me mean
10:16I'll take it
10:18By these pictures, I'd almost assume you weren't into Garrett's girlfriend
10:21Because I'm not
10:23Uh-huh
10:27Huh
10:28Looks like you drew the short straw
10:31Want me to put it on speaker?
10:33I'd rather keep skating suicides
10:35She's probably having a hard time right now
10:37Because she'll be alone on Thanksgiving
10:39She did that to herself
10:40She's trying, dude
10:41She's always trying
10:45Gotta get that
10:50Bye, Mom
10:53This, gentlemen, is 25 pounds of pure poultry perfection
10:58It's a big-ass turkey
10:59Damn straight
11:00We're gonna kill Thanksgiving
11:01Unlike last year
11:02When everyone brought something
11:04And all we had to eat was a turkey
11:05And 300 Miller High Life's
11:06Champagne of beers
11:07I actually want to remember my Thanksgiving this year
11:09Which is why I've put it upon myself
11:11To handle all food preparations
11:12Because this year
11:13Is going to be the best Thanksgiving
11:15The perfect Thanksgiving
11:20Holy shit
11:21Since I can't go home
11:22I've decided to make
11:23All my mama's greatest hits from scratch
11:25We got
11:25Three kinds of pie
11:26Two kinds of cranberry sauces
11:28And more sweet potatoes
11:29Than you can shake a stick at
11:31And
11:31The piece de resistance
11:34The Tucker family
11:36Deep-fried turkey
11:36All rights reserved
11:371985
11:39Can I go work out now?
11:40I don't think he's done
11:41No
11:41No, no, no
11:42I'm very much not done
11:43A general is only as good as his troops
11:46Okay?
11:47Where is Garrett?
11:48Are we supposed to be your troops?
11:50I'm not leaving anything up to chance
11:52This, my friends, will be a military operation
11:55Y'all have jobs to do
11:56Okay?
11:57Where the fuck is Garrett?
11:59What's up?
11:59Garrett
11:59Thank you for finally joining us
12:01You and Wellesley will handle the pie crust
12:03From Del's back stock
12:04For?
12:05Thanksgiving
12:06Oh, right
12:07Sorry, Tuck
12:08Hannah and I are going to my dad's place
12:10In Boston
12:11Can't make it
12:11What?
12:12No
12:14Okay
12:16No problem
12:16No problem
12:17Dean, you can handle all this
12:18Ah, no
12:18I would be all over that
12:19But I am road tripping
12:21Down to New York tomorrow
12:22With Beau
12:22No, no, dude
12:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no
12:25Black girl Wednesday, dude
12:26Drinksgiving?
12:27Why would I be drunk here
12:28When I could be drunk there?
12:30Sorry, Beau
12:30See you next year
12:33So the friends are abandoning
12:34Friendsgiving
12:36Who needs them?
12:37Jules and I are still here
12:38It's going to be the perfect fucking Thanksgiving
12:39What do you need?
12:42I'll send you my to-do list
12:51Damn, I know
12:52It's glorious
13:00I'm so depressed
13:01You're not coming to Brooklyn with me this year
13:02Me too
13:03But I want to be there for Garrett
13:05As much as I love watching Aunt Kathy get drunk
13:07And busting out her old cheer routine
13:09God, old gals
13:10Still got the splits
13:12It's your first Thanksgiving without Sean
13:14How are you doing?
13:15Oh, honestly
13:15I am loving my single life
13:17I'm Yasmina
13:18In season two of Anissa Alashba
13:21Doesn't she fall into a coma for most of that season?
13:24Yes, but before that
13:25She's single and thriving
13:26As am I
13:28Just not getting tied down
13:29Focusing on myself and my acting
13:32That's it
13:33Well, I am proud of you
13:34Well, you too
13:35Meeting Garrett's dad
13:37Being a good girlfriend and shit
13:40You nervous?
13:41Uh, uh, no
13:42I mean he's famous, right?
13:46Yeah, yeah
13:47Okay, I'm a little nervous
13:48But not because he's famous
13:49Just
13:51I don't know
13:51The way Garrett talks about him
13:53Seems like really intense
13:54Yeah, I've seen him at games
13:56Does the man ever smile?
13:58I don't think so
13:59Well, don't stress
14:00It's not about him liking you
14:02It's about Garrett
14:03And he already likes you
14:06Yeah, I just think it's really important to Garrett
14:08That this goes well
14:10That's what relationships are for, honey bun
14:12Supporting each other
14:13Helping each other grow as people
14:16Can't all be about sex and fun
14:20Shit, bus almost here
14:22Gotta go
14:22Well, no, Garrett can just drive you
14:25No, no, it's fine
14:25I love a bus
14:26You hate a bus
14:27It's fine
14:29I love you
14:29Happy Thanksgiving
14:30Love you
14:32Alright
14:51425 for how long?
14:5230 minutes
14:53Use that time to prep the jerk
14:54Before it has snow in it
14:56And don't forget to pat dry the bird
14:57I know
14:58I know
14:59Can't be wet
15:00Unless you want a crispy jerk
15:01And no eyebrows like Uncle Pete
15:04And don't skimp on the marshmallows
15:06It's a sweet potato casserole
15:07Ooh, slivers, dude
15:09Dude, slivers
15:11Just easy
15:12Yes, chef
15:12There you go
15:14Just remember to drop the turkey in exactly one hour before your sides are ready
15:18One hour
15:19Got it
15:20First Thanksgiving, you're cooking all on your own
15:22It's weird doing all this without you
15:24Miss you too, JT, but I'm right there with you
15:26Yeah, I can practically smell the sweat and testosterone
15:30Fair
15:32Just don't want to screw anything up
15:33It has to be perfect
15:35No such thing
15:36It's not the food
15:37It's the comfort and love that make the food
15:40Did you just quote the barefoot contessa?
15:42Or did she quote me?
15:44Ah, no way no one is there
15:45Gravy, gotta go
15:47Love you, baby
15:52Perfect
15:53Yes
15:54Yes
15:58Where were the marshmallows?
15:59I just saw them five seconds ago
16:01Where could they possibly go?
16:03One, two, three
16:05They were just here
16:08What are you doing?
16:09Keeping our family tradition alive
16:10I'm trying to have a normal Thanksgiving right now, okay?
16:13What's normal?
16:14Turkey, pumpkin pie?
16:16Boo, boring
16:17Say what you will about mom, we always have fun
16:19Okay, you have a very interesting selective memory
16:22Can't we just enjoy this, please?
16:25But you are ruining Tuck's Thanksgiving
16:27They were just here
16:28Marshmallows were just here in front of the cans
16:30Party people
16:32Happy Thanksgiving
16:33Bertie
16:34Nats
16:34Thank God I thought we were going to have too much food
16:37Not a chance
16:37We brought friends
16:38And we brought one
16:39Oh, six
16:40Woo!
16:41Six more people like I'm doing great
16:42That's perfect, I can do that
16:43Yeah, hi, how you doing?
16:45Hi, Teddy
16:45Thanks for having us
16:46Hi
16:47Hi
16:47Good to see you
16:50Is it possible to double a sweet potato casserole on one dish?
16:53You're asking me?
16:55I got this
16:57This is a bad idea
16:58You're right
16:59Who brings a key lime pie to Thanksgiving?
17:02Why don't you stop me?
17:03Pumpkin?
17:05Pumpkin is the thing
17:06Or maybe I should have brought wine
17:08I met my dad, Wellesie
17:10Oh, right
17:13Hey, we can go at any point
17:16Just give me the signal and we'll get the fuck out
17:18The signal?
17:19Yeah, like
17:20I don't know, squeeze my hand
17:21Or something
17:22Once means you're good
17:23Two squeezes and we're gone
17:30Or we go
17:36Or we stay
17:38You gotta give me something here
17:40We stay
17:42Okay
17:45First step
17:46Get me out the car
17:49Yeah
17:53Garrett, you made it
17:55Dad
17:56And you must be Hannah
17:57Glad to finally meet you
17:59Hi
17:59Sorry, I'd shake your hand
18:01Well, I'll take that
18:02Oh, hi
18:05It's key lime
18:06You love key lime
18:07He loves key lime
18:08I do
18:08It's the superior pie
18:09Thank you
18:10Well, don't let the poor kids freeze out there
18:12Come in
18:14I'm gonna put this in the fridge
18:16I'll take your coats
18:17Thank you
18:20Thanks
18:25It's a nice house
18:27Yeah
18:42They look alike, don't they?
18:44Yeah
18:44It's uncanny
18:46I'm so glad you're here, Garrett
18:48I can't wait to hear all about how the season's going
18:52Come on, put the game on
18:54It's you versus me, kid
18:55Rangers Bruins
18:56Actually
18:58Is it cool if I show Hannah around first?
19:00Yeah
19:01Of course
19:02You don't have to ask permission
19:03This is your house too
19:06Here, I'll give you the tour
19:08Cool
19:10Thank you so much
19:11Thank you for coming
19:12Thank you
19:12Who is that now?
19:15We come bearing alcohol
19:16And we got tiny little boxes of cereal still up in the dining hall
19:20Hey, look, Tuck
19:21More people
19:22Hannah said orphans were welcome
19:24They are
19:25They are, yes
19:26Just grab a seat
19:28Jules will grab you a drink
19:30All right
19:31Just make yourselves at home
19:33Here
19:34In the living room
19:35Okay, thank you guys
19:37Happy Thanksgiving
19:37Happy Thanksgiving
19:38Happy Thanksgiving
19:39Thank you
19:41Why is the stuffing not in the oven yet?
19:47Oh, because the corn pudding and the green bean casserole are already in there
19:50Here, please consult the oven schedule
19:53I did all the math
19:54The stuffing needs to hang out in the neutral zone
19:57It only takes 30 minutes
19:59If you guys were half this good at hockey
20:01Jules, I can't right now
20:03Please
20:03Go
20:04Guys, please
20:05Somebody taste this
20:06Logan, try it
20:07Thank you
20:09And for the end of the tour
20:11This is me
20:22You okay?
20:23Yeah, yeah
20:24It's just weird being back here
20:26After my mom died
20:27I went out to boarding school
20:28And I never really lived here again
20:31Yeah, I can tell
20:33Is your dad running a storage business on the side?
20:37This is just all the stuff he signs when he goes to mall appearances or conventions or whatever
20:43Trying to keep the legend alive
20:46His best years are behind him
20:51Are you afraid that'll happen to you?
20:53This is what success looks like
20:55Eventually
20:57Or I could tear my ACL tomorrow and get stuck bagging groceries at the stop and shop
21:05Not that there's anything wrong with that
21:07Hey, my mom works at Bob's Market
21:09So
21:12Yeah, it wasn't really a dream either
21:15What was?
21:17I don't know
21:18She was a singer
21:20Her high school choir won a bunch of competitions
21:22But I don't know
21:23She never really went for it
21:24She must be proud of you then
21:26Yeah, I just think she wants me to be happy
21:30My dad
21:31He's not really like that
21:32Or
21:33I don't know about now
21:35But he wasn't
21:36Not just with hockey
21:37With everything
21:37He was always
21:40So
21:41Intense?
21:42Yeah
21:44Yeah
21:44Yeah, seriously intense
21:55It just seems kind of sad
21:58Like you wake up one morning and can't play hockey anymore
22:02Did you miss it?
22:03It's the only thing I'm good at
22:04That's not true
22:06That's not an answer
22:10I think I would be
22:13Like relieved
22:22Sorry
22:25Ali said that they wanted to wish me happy Thanksgiving
22:29Take it
22:29You sure?
22:36Yeah, I've got this
22:39Okay
22:43Hey
22:44Oh my gosh
22:45Hi everyone
22:50Okay
22:51We have more people here than a Walmart on a Black Friday
22:54We are going to Loaves and Fishes this whole thing
22:57I'ma go get potatoes from the extra fridge
22:59And then
23:00Patrick?
23:02Yes
23:03Yes
23:04Wait, wait, wait
23:06No marshmallows on the sweet potatoes?
23:08They're already sweet
23:09Okay, that's fucking blasphemy
23:11You're a blasphemer
23:12I will die on this hill
23:13We never had marshmallows on our sweet potatoes
23:16We never had sweet potatoes
23:17I had a sweet potato taco one year
23:19Tacos?
23:20On Thanksgiving?
23:21It's actually the best time for tacos
23:22Honestly
23:23Especially when your big bro has a sweet sponsorship deal with Taco Shack
23:27Oh
23:27They're open on Thanksgiving?
23:29Yeah, they're the only place open on Thanksgiving
23:31And we learned that the hard way when our mom got drunk one year
23:34And forgot she was grilling chicken
23:35The propane tank almost leveled the block
23:38It was a blessing, actually
23:40Mama Logan was never known for her cooking
23:44I know
23:45We should bring mom Taco Shack
23:47Absolutely not
23:49Well, she's probably surrounded by strangers eating gross rehab food right now
23:54So?
23:54So she needs our support
23:56Should we be here for this?
23:58I supported her the last time she went in
24:00And the time before that
24:01And the time before that
24:02Well, it's Thanksgiving and she's fucking family, John
24:04She's in fucking rehab, Jules
24:06Exactly
24:08She's
24:09She's trying
24:10Okay
24:11New plan
24:12I'm gonna whip up some spinach casserole
24:16What?
24:17You know what?
24:17Forget it
24:19I'll go myself
24:25Tucker, my friend
24:27We are here
24:28Yes
24:30Yes, you are
24:31I'm so sorry to be late
24:32Uh-huh
24:33So, Yanis from Latvia
24:35Hi
24:36Charlotte from Philippines
24:37Hi
24:38You know Arjun
24:39Mm-mm
24:39Hey
24:40And Carl Heinz
24:41Hello, Carl Heinz
24:45Sorry
24:47You know what, boys and girls
24:48I need space to work
24:50Everybody
24:50We are going to take this shindig outside
24:52Let's go
24:53Outside
24:54Outside
24:54Outside
24:55Outside
24:55Outside
24:56Get your coats
24:57Thank you, guys
24:58I got this one
24:58Thank you, guys
24:59Thank you
25:01Thank you
25:05Bruins start of the day
25:06Three points clear
25:07Fifth place, Philadelphia
25:08Fourth in the east
25:11The game is on
25:18I heard you stopped by and saw Bruins practice
25:20Yeah
25:22Can you get a chance to show up?
25:24Yeah, a little bit
25:26Atta boy
25:32Cindy seems nice
25:35She is
25:36Knows hockey, too
25:38Penguins fan, but we're working on that
25:40All right
25:41Good
25:43Mm
25:45There you go
25:46There you go
25:48Bonneville is giving the Bruins trouble
25:50He's too fast for the D
25:51Yeah, but he's slow on the back track
25:53They just gotta get the puck off him first
25:55I bet the Bruins would love having you on the ice a year early
25:58Huh
25:59Yeah, they don't need me yet
26:00Fontano's got a few seasons left in him
26:03Plus
26:04I'm not ready yet
26:05I wanna graduate
26:06We'll be right back after this commercial break
26:10Must have a smart choice, Garrett
26:12Life moves fast
26:13Keep the car that keeps
26:14Probably good to be a little bit older before you go pro
26:1918 was
26:21Really young for me to be thrown in the deep end
26:23You'll be better equipped to handle the pressure
26:26Come in to find your life
26:27And we're back
26:30They saw Floyd by Levy and the Bruins sent it out
26:39Okay, are you alone now?
26:41Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
26:43And she goes by Kiara now
26:45It's like a whole thing
26:47Okay, wasn't she in London for like a week?
26:52Al?
26:53Huh, uh
26:55No, yeah, totally
26:56Uh, okay, what's going on?
26:59No, nothing
27:00It's just like everyone's over
27:01Hey, if you're busy, I...
27:03Hey, Ali Hayes, I can hear your nails
27:05Who are you texting?
27:06What?
27:07Nobody
27:09It's Sean
27:09You're backsliding
27:11Am not
27:12Hey, it's okay
27:15It's my dad
27:16He, um
27:18He can't find the remote again
27:19He, uh
27:20I swear he has ADHD
27:21But his generation's undiagnosable
27:24Okay
27:24Okay
27:26Hey
27:27I should probably go help
27:28Um
27:29Love you, miss you
27:30Gobble, gobble
27:59I...
28:02What?
28:14Oh
28:15Wow
28:16Oh
28:40Happy Thanksgiving.
28:41Do you have an appointment?
28:42Hi.
28:43No, I'm here for Jean Logan.
28:45And when did she check in?
28:46Last week.
28:48I'm sorry.
28:49New intakes don't have visitation privileges yet.
28:51No, I have a delivery.
28:54Can you just tell her it's from Jules?
28:56And John.
29:01Excuse me.
29:02I paid for this with my hard-earned cash.
29:05Well, I'll bet you.
29:06Jules and John, thank you.
29:08Any particular message?
29:10Happy Thanksgiving, or...
29:11Actually, contraband, please.
29:24It's a family tradition.
29:27She'll get it.
29:33It don't mean a lot to her.
29:35Well, I'm here because it means a lot to you.
29:37And you're right.
29:40She is trying.
29:48So, what do you say we hit the hardware store on the way back?
29:52For real?
29:53I mean, we've got to shore up our supplies if we're going to spread the Logan love this
29:56holiday season.
29:57In that case, better hit the stop and shop, too.
30:01One bag of marshmallows ain't going to cut it.
30:05Let's go.
30:08I'm your leader, I'm your teacher, I'm a missionary man.
30:11Status check.
30:12All sides in the oven.
30:13Chef.
30:14T-minus one hour.
30:15Chef.
30:16I always wanted to say that.
30:17Oh, gosh.
30:17Which means, mis amigos, it is time to deep fry the turkey.
30:21Yeah!
30:24Swing, you ready?
30:25Let's fucking do this.
30:26Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
30:38Wait, I forgot the picture of the bird!
30:40Oh!
30:41Oh!
30:42Oh!
30:43Oh!
30:43Oh!
30:43Oh!
30:44Oh!
30:46Oh!
30:49Oh!
30:50Oh!
30:54Oh!
30:54Oh!
31:02Oh!
31:04Oh, Hannah!
31:05One more party!
31:11You guys are in for quite a treat.
31:14Cindy's mashed potatoes are really something.
31:17And dairy-free.
31:18It's a happy accident, Hannah.
31:21I asked Cindy to...
31:24make the mac and cheese
31:27With with the breadcrumbs
31:29Like mommy's me. Mm-hmm. I
31:32Didn't want to overstep. No
31:34No, that's that's very kind. Thank you. Thanks for coming
31:40Means a lot to me
31:46Phil would you
31:48Yes, of course, we should say a little grace before we dig in oh
31:54Yeah
31:58Lord, thank you for this wonderful bounty you have bestowed upon us
32:05Thank you for bringing us all together to enjoy this delicious meal and for the hands that prepared it
32:12We ask you to guide us towards love and understanding
32:21To experience
32:24What it means to be family
32:29In this life and the next
32:33Thank you, Lord
32:40Amen
32:43Amen
32:59Everything okay?
33:00Yeah
33:01I just gotta chill
33:03She's thin-skinned this one. Not billed for Boston winter
33:07Why don't you go upstairs and get a different sweater darling?
33:13Ow! Don't!
33:15Don't! Whoa! Just...
33:17Sit
33:19Is there a problem?
33:22Sorry, I just...
33:25I need, uh, um...
33:28I'm so sorry. I'm not feeling well
33:36Can we go?
33:37Can we go?
33:40Let's go
33:45Let's go
33:45Slow down
33:46Garrett, give me the keys. I'm driving
33:48Hannah
33:48Garrett
33:51Please
33:53Wait!
33:55Your coat!
33:58Thank you
34:01I'm gonna go warm up the car
34:08Your wrist
34:09It was an accident
34:10No, it wasn't
34:12I'm sorry I ruined Thanksgiving
34:14Your father really wanted us all to-
34:16No, no, you...
34:17You didn't ruin...
34:21You can't stay with him
34:23Look, he felt awful after and-
34:26And it-it's just-it's not who he is
34:28It's exactly who he is
34:30He says it's not gonna happen again
34:32Right?
34:32He makes promises
34:33He says he'll change
34:34It's a lie
34:35It's all a fucking lie
34:36He doesn't care about you
34:37He doesn't care about me
34:37All he cares about is Phil fucking Graham
34:39That's it
34:39Listen to me
34:41My mom didn't have the chance to get out
34:44But you do
34:47Please leave
34:47Please
35:01It's complicated
35:17I can see you in myself
35:21And it's scaring me to death
35:25I'm running from what was
35:29And what hasn't happened yet
35:32I can't be so now
35:36But I can't be like this
35:41Any longer
35:46Guess you give
35:48What you're giving
35:53What's going on?
35:53Ciaran
35:54Are you okay?
35:57Yeah
35:58Yeah, I'm fine
36:00No, you're not
36:21Ciaran
36:24It's not always what you say.
36:26It's okay. You're okay.
36:29I couldn't protect her.
36:33My mom should...
36:36I tried, but...
36:41I couldn't fight back.
36:45Garrett, did he hit you?
36:58What if I...
37:03What if I'm just like him?
37:04Hey, you're not.
37:07You...
37:09You would never hurt someone like that.
37:12She was scared of me.
37:14Cindy?
37:15The way she looked at me.
37:17That wasn't about you.
37:19She doesn't know you.
37:24Hey.
37:58I'm sorry.
38:03I should've told you everything.
38:06I should've told you the truth.
38:07You're dead.
38:09You're dead.
38:10You're dead.
38:15Over and over again.
38:19Over and over again.
38:22Over and over again.
38:25What do you...
38:25What do you need?
38:32Let's just go home.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Let's go home.
38:37Okay.
38:42I know this isn't exactly what we had planned for today.
38:46But I want to thank you all for coming together to enjoy this once proud bird.
38:52Bird.
38:53So...
38:53Without further ado...
38:55Let's play!
38:56Yeah.
39:11Looks like a bad place.
39:22Hey, move on.
39:24It doesn't count!
39:27What?
39:28Yes it does!
39:54West Virginia, my mama, take me home
40:00It's a Logan Thanksgiving, motherfucker!
40:10Country roads, take me home to the place of love
40:17West Virginia, my mama, take me home
40:22Country roads, take me home
40:26Down country roads, take me home
40:30Country roads, yeah
40:37Yeah!
40:42This might be the best sandwich I've ever had
40:46There's something about cold turkey, just tastes better
40:49I think it's the fact that you don't have to stress about it
40:51It's cold turkey, not going anywhere
40:54It's reliable
41:00Well Z
41:01Yeah?
41:03Thank you
41:06It's just a sandwich
41:08Still
41:11No
41:11Thank you
41:24Oh, wait
41:25I forgot, um
41:30It's, uh, it's not mac and cheese with breadcrumbs, but
41:39My therapist used to say that you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones
41:43Mm-hmm
41:45It seemed like a good one
41:48It was
41:53The cake was still so frozen that we couldn't cut into it
42:04Here we go
42:07Hey lovebirds, glad we got you
42:09Happy Thanksgiving!
42:10Happy Thanksgiving!
42:11Here, wait, let me add Dean
42:12We gotta get the whole fam here
42:15Hello
42:15Hello?
42:16Hey!
42:17What?
42:17Are you already asleep?
42:19It's called tryptophan, motherfuckers
42:21Where are you?
42:22He's in fucking New York
42:23On Thanksgiving
42:25Yankees suck!
42:27Yankees suck!
42:28Hey!
42:28Yankees suck!
42:30Yankees suck!
42:30Yankees suck!
42:31Okay, well at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink
42:33I don't know, last time I checked my ass was perfectly intact
42:36Ew!
42:37Can't confirm
42:38You guys are so dumb
42:39Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
42:42Well Z, don't stoop to the level
42:44Happy Thanksgiving
42:45Good night!
42:46Happy Thanksgiving!
42:47Yes, Happy Thanksgiving dorks
42:58They didn't see you
43:10I knew you'd be at the party
43:12Drinking a Coke and Bacardi
43:14Not that it matters, but I'm breaking patterns
43:16I'm getting so good at Pilates
43:18Broke up with you in November
43:20Sorry, I know you remember
43:22Are you depressed or are you feeling better?
43:24Cause you're looking like it's a ladder
43:26I've been so careful with you, babe
43:30I'm out late
43:32And being as sane is exhausting
43:34See me, I wanna be wanted
43:36Sue me, I wanna be wanted
43:56Just me or does he look amazing
43:59When he's all in his innocent facesbilds
44:01ripping off, talked about
44:03Let's walk, suddenly all the lights are on
44:07Taking it as a sign from God
44:09And I'm saying it over and over again
44:12I've been so careful with you, babe
44:16Your lines, babe
44:18So I'm thinking that I'm gonna cross it
44:21Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:22Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:24Sue me, I wanna be
44:26Sue me, I wanna be
44:27Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:28Sue me, I wanna be toxic
44:30Gonna blow your life like the atomic
44:32Sue me, I wanna be
44:34Sue me, I wanna be
44:35Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:36You're my face, my face
44:38It's kissing, babe
44:41And I won't make it late
44:42Cause I know that you want it
44:44You're my face, my place
44:46It's business, babe
44:49And your roommate is here
44:50So it's no longer quiet
44:52Sue me, I wanna be, uh
44:54Sue me, I wanna be, yeah
44:56Sue me, I wanna be
44:58Sue me, I wanna be
44:58Sue me, I wanna be
45:01Wanted
45:03Sue me, I wanna be
45:32Sue me, I wanna be
45:32Sue me, I wanna be
45:32Sue me, I wanna be
45:32Sue me, I wanna be
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