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00:15Wait.
00:16Wait?
00:17Are we on the same page here?
00:19Didn't you hear?
00:20I just did a whole thing.
00:21It was romantic.
00:22I'm just...
00:23I don't want to be your friend, Rosie.
00:25This isn't how you kiss your friends.
00:28No more Justin.
00:30Music collaboration only.
00:32No more sexy Snapchats.
00:34The unsexiest only.
00:36Deal.
00:37And no more deals.
00:39I can live with that.
01:04No more.
01:05No more.
01:21No more.
01:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
01:27Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
01:30Yeah, that's what I get for my days tonight
01:33They'll watch me sit the day on fire
01:42She held my hand and led me back to the river
01:48We drowned our sins all night and out at the moon
01:55I'm running around, I'm running around in heaven
02:01Well, if I'm going down, I'll light a fire for you
02:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:11Preacher said I couldn't get no higher
02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:17Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
02:21If that's what I get for my desire
02:24Then watch me sit the bed on fire
02:33I tried it, I liked it
02:37No one found that surprising
02:40I fall asleep with a magic wand
02:43I sit the bed on fire
02:46I tried it, I liked it
02:50No one found that surprising
02:52I fall asleep with a magic wand
02:56I set the bed on fire
02:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:02Preacher said I couldn't get no higher
03:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:08Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
03:11If that's what I get for my desire
03:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
03:18oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
03:18oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
03:22oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
03:26oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
03:32oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:52Did you hear that?
03:54I think the whole campus heard that.
03:56Okay, rude, but that's not what...
03:58Mom?
03:59Are you there? I can't see you.
04:01Fuck.
04:11I mean, those kids are a blessing, but they're a lot.
04:15You say that every year, and every year you get sad when Aunt Nicole and everybody leave and the house
04:19is empty again.
04:20I know. What are you doing this year, honey? Are you going to go to Brooklyn with Allie again?
04:24Uh, no. Garrett's housemates are doing Friendsgiving, so I'm going to stay for that.
04:29Friendsgiving? That sounds so fun.
04:31What are you going to bring? You said they liked Nana's lasagna recipe, right?
04:35Yeah, yeah, but...
04:37Well, you can't show up empty-handed.
04:39Yeah, we won't.
04:40Text Garrett. Ask him how many people are going.
04:43Uh, hi, um...
04:46Garrett?
04:47Wait, he's there?
04:50Uh...
04:50What? Introduce me?
04:52No, Mom.
04:54Garrett, honey, how many people will be at Friendsgiving?
04:57Hi, Mrs. Wells.
04:58Hi. Please, call me Carrie. Look at you.
05:02You weren't exaggerating, Hannah. He's so handsome.
05:05Okay, hanging up now.
05:06Hey, Garrett. Hannah's dad is going to be so jealous.
05:09I met you first.
05:10He's been bragging about you to all of our friends.
05:13He posted about your game last night.
05:15He wanted to tag you, but don't worry.
05:18I didn't let him.
05:19You should just know that you have a superfan over here.
05:22Mom, they lost last night?
05:25It doesn't matter. He's proud.
05:27Okay, we gotta go. We have class.
05:29Okay, well, it's nice to meet you, Garrett.
05:31Nice meeting you, too, Mrs. Carrie.
05:36Miss and love you, sweetie.
05:37Miss and love you, too, Mama.
05:39Bye.
05:41Sorry. She's enthusiastic.
05:43She's sweet. She loves you.
05:44Okay. Are you driving or shall I?
05:46I'm not sitting on your handlebars, Wellsie.
05:48One day, Graham.
05:50One day.
06:11One day.
06:13I didn't know how else
06:15to get you to talk to me.
06:22I want you to come home for Thanksgiving.
06:27Are you serious?
06:30Cindy still really wants to meet you
06:31before the wedding,
06:33and I would appreciate it as well.
06:34Look, I don't know what kind of bullshit game
06:36you're playing, but I don't...
06:37It's not a game, Garrett.
06:39I'm really trying here.
06:41I'm a different man now,
06:43and I don't expect you to understand this,
06:45but Cindy...
06:48She's chosen to trust me.
06:53And I want to be someone worthy of that trust.
06:59Garrett, please.
07:02Just think about it.
07:19It's almost there,
07:20but it's like my advisor said.
07:21I'm just...
07:22I'm not feeling it.
07:24Not yet.
07:24Okay.
07:26Fine.
07:26I'll take another crack at the lyrics over the break.
07:29Great.
07:29Yeah, thank you.
07:30No worries.
07:31See you, Garrett.
07:32Yeah, bud.
07:37Did Julian wipe out again?
07:39Uh, Justin has some cool ideas for a new verse.
07:42Ooh.
07:43Which means that I can take a break over Thanksgiving.
07:46Hey, Wellesie.
07:47Yeah?
07:48Why don't you go home for the long weekend?
07:50Seems like your parents would love to see you.
07:52Uh, that place isn't really my home anymore.
07:56Because what happened to you?
07:59Yeah.
08:00Yeah, and what happened after?
08:02Uh, when the guy you accuse of assault is the mayor's kid,
08:06people don't tend to believe you.
08:08Yeah, it didn't help that his whole team rallied around him,
08:11testified against me in court.
08:12Some real Hester Prynne bullshit.
08:16He was an athlete?
08:18Yeah.
08:20A hockey player?
08:23Yeah.
08:27Ah, fuck.
08:30Look, that's all in the past now.
08:32He's in the past.
08:33Indiana is just not my favorite place to go back to.
08:37My parents get it.
08:40Uh, why do you ask?
08:42Uh, my dad wants me to go home for Thanksgiving,
08:44meet his fiancée.
08:47Would you want to?
08:49Maybe.
08:50I don't know.
08:52I, yeah, things with my dad are kind of...
08:58It's complicated.
09:01Yeah, well, you're still your dad, right?
09:03Even if he is a hard ass?
09:05When I saw him before practice, he seemed, like, different.
09:10Good different?
09:10Well, I don't know if he's capable of that, but...
09:13But you hope so.
09:15Look, I think people can change.
09:17If they want to.
09:19So you're saying you think I should give him another chance?
09:22If that's what you want.
09:26If I go,
09:28will you come with me?
09:32Of course.
09:33What, are you sure?
09:34It's what girlfriends do.
09:37Real ones, anyway.
10:03Am I getting faster?
10:05Oh.
10:06I lost interest in that.
10:08You look good.
10:10Mean.
10:11Like tough mean or you mean?
10:13Mm.
10:13Zidano-chara mean.
10:15You can never pull off me mean.
10:17I'll take it.
10:18By these pictures,
10:19I'd almost assume you weren't into Garrett's girlfriend.
10:22Because I'm not.
10:23Uh-huh.
10:28Looks like you drew the short straw.
10:31Want me to put it on speaker?
10:33I'd rather keep skating suicides.
10:35She's probably having a hard time right now.
10:37Because she'll be alone on Thanksgiving?
10:39She did that to herself.
10:40She's trying, dude.
10:41She's always trying.
10:45Gotta get that.
10:50Hi, Mom.
10:53This, gentleman,
10:54is 25 pounds of pure poultry perfection.
10:58It's a big-ass turkey.
11:00Damn straight.
11:00We're gonna kill Thanksgiving.
11:01Unlike last year,
11:02when everyone brought something
11:04and all we had to eat was a turkey
11:05and 300 Miller High Life's.
11:07Champagne of beers.
11:07I actually want to remember my Thanksgiving this year,
11:09which is why I've put it upon myself
11:11to handle all food preparations,
11:12because this year
11:13is going to be the best Thanksgiving.
11:16The perfect Thanksgiving.
11:20Holy shit.
11:21Since I can't go home,
11:22I've decided to make
11:23all my mama's greatest hits from scratch.
11:25We got three kinds of pie,
11:27two kinds of cranberry sauces,
11:28and more sweet potatoes
11:29than you can shake a stick at.
11:31And the piece de resistance.
11:35The Tucker family deep-fried turkey.
11:37All rights reserved, 1985.
11:39Can I go work out now?
11:40I don't think he's done.
11:41No.
11:42No, no, no.
11:42I'm very much not done.
11:44A general is only as good as his troops.
11:46Okay, where is Garrett?
11:48Are we supposed to be your troops?
11:50I'm not leaving anything up to chance.
11:52This, my friends,
11:53will be a military operation.
11:55We all have jobs to do.
11:56Okay, where the fuck is Garrett?
11:59What's up?
11:59Garrett, thank you for finally joining us.
12:01You and Wellesley
12:02will handle the pie crust
12:03from Dell's back stock.
12:04For?
12:05Thanksgiving.
12:06Oh, right.
12:08Sorry, Todd.
12:09Hannah and I are going
12:09to my dad's place in Boston.
12:11Can't make it.
12:12What?
12:12No.
12:14Okay.
12:16No problem.
12:16No problem.
12:17Dean, you can handle all this stuff.
12:18Okay?
12:18No, I would be all over that.
12:20But I am road tripping
12:21down to New York tomorrow with both.
12:22No, no, dude.
12:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:25Fuck you on Wednesday, dude.
12:26Drinksgiving?
12:27Why would I be drunk here
12:28when I could be drunk there?
12:30Sorry, bro.
12:31See you next year.
12:33So the friends
12:34are abandoning Friendsgiving.
12:36Who needs them?
12:37Jules and I are still here.
12:38It's going to be
12:38the perfect fucking Thanksgiving.
12:39What do you need?
12:42I'll send you my to-do list.
12:51Damn.
12:52I know.
12:53It's glorious.
13:00I'm so depressed
13:01you're not coming to Brooklyn
13:02with me this year.
13:02Me too.
13:03But I want to be there for Garrett.
13:05As much as I love
13:06watching Aunt Kathy get drunk
13:07and busting out our old cheer routine.
13:09God, old gals still got the splits.
13:12It's your first Thanksgiving
13:13without Sean.
13:14How are you doing?
13:15Oh, honestly,
13:15I am loving my single life.
13:17I'm Yasmina in season two
13:19of Anissa Alashba.
13:21Doesn't she fall into a coma
13:22for most of that season?
13:24Yes, but before that,
13:25she's single and thriving.
13:27As am I.
13:28Just not getting tied down,
13:30focusing on myself
13:30and my acting.
13:32That's it.
13:33Well, I am proud of you.
13:34Well, you too.
13:36Meeting Garrett's dad,
13:37being a good girlfriend and shit.
13:40You nervous?
13:41Uh, uh, no.
13:44I mean, he's famous, right?
13:46Yeah, yeah, okay.
13:47I'm a little nervous,
13:48but not because he's famous.
13:50Just, I don't know,
13:51the way Garrett talks about him
13:53seems, like, really intense.
13:55Yeah, I've seen him at games.
13:56Does the man ever smile?
13:58I don't think so.
13:59Well, don't stress.
14:00Gus, it's not about him liking you.
14:02It's about Garrett.
14:04And he already likes you.
14:06Garrett, I just think
14:07it's really important to Garrett
14:08that this goes well.
14:10That's what relationships
14:11are for, honey bun.
14:13Supporting each other.
14:14Helping each other grow as people.
14:17Can't all be about sex and fun.
14:21Shit, the bus's almost here.
14:22Gotta go.
14:23Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
14:25No, no, it's fine.
14:25I love a bus.
14:26You hate a bus.
14:27It's fine.
14:29I love you.
14:30Happy Thanksgiving.
14:31Love you.
14:32All right.
14:514.25 for how long?
14:5230 minutes.
14:53Use that time to prep the turkey
14:55before it has to go in.
14:56And don't forget to pat dry the bird.
14:58I know.
14:58I know.
14:59Can't be wet.
15:00Unless you want a crispy turkey
15:01and no eyebrows like Uncle Pete.
15:04And don't skimp on the marshmallows
15:06in the sweet potato casserole.
15:08Who's slivers, dude?
15:10Dude, slivers.
15:11Just easy.
15:12Yes, chef.
15:13There you go.
15:14Just remember to drop the turkey
15:16in exactly one hour
15:17before your sides are ready.
15:19One hour.
15:20Got it.
15:20First Thanksgiving.
15:21You're cooking all on your own.
15:22It's weird doing all this without you.
15:24Miss you too, JT,
15:25but I'm right there with you.
15:27I can practically smell the sweat
15:29and testosterone.
15:31Fair.
15:32Just don't want to screw anything up.
15:34It has to be perfect.
15:35No such thing.
15:36It's not the food.
15:37It's the comfort and love
15:39that make the food.
15:40Did you just quote the barefoot contessa?
15:42Or did she quote me?
15:44Ah, no way no one is there.
15:46Gravy, gotta go.
15:47Love you, baby.
15:52Perfect.
15:53Yes.
15:54Yes.
15:58Where were the marshmallows?
15:59I just saw them five seconds ago.
16:01Where could they possibly go?
16:03One, two, three.
16:05They were just here.
16:07What are you doing?
16:09Keeping our family tradition alive.
16:10I'm trying to have a normal Thanksgiving
16:12right now, okay?
16:13What's normal?
16:14Turkey, pumpkin pie?
16:16Boo, boring.
16:17Say what you will about mom.
16:18We always have fun.
16:19Okay, you have a very interesting
16:20selective memory.
16:23Can't we just enjoy this, please?
16:25You are ruining Tuck's Thanksgiving.
16:27They were just here.
16:28Marshmallows were just here
16:30in front of the kids.
16:30Party people.
16:32Happy Thanksgiving.
16:33Bertie.
16:34Nat.
16:35Thank God.
16:35I thought we were going to have
16:36too much food.
16:37Not a chance.
16:38We brought friends.
16:39And we brought wine.
16:40Oh, six.
16:41Woo!
16:41Six more people.
16:42I can't do great.
16:42That's perfect.
16:43I can do that.
16:44Yeah.
16:44Hi.
16:44How are you doing?
16:45Hi, Teddy.
16:46Thanks for having us.
16:47Hi.
16:47Hi, Bert.
16:48Yeah, close to me.
16:48Good to see you.
16:49Hi, Bert.
16:50Okay.
16:50Is it possible to double
16:51a sweet potato casserole
16:52on one dish?
16:53You're asking me?
16:55I got this.
16:57This is a bad idea.
16:59You're right.
17:00Who brings a key lime pie
17:01to Thanksgiving?
17:02Why don't you stop me?
17:03Pumpkin?
17:05Pumpkin is the thing.
17:06Or maybe I should have
17:07brought wine.
17:08I met my dad, Wellesie.
17:10Oh, right.
17:13Hey, we can go at any point.
17:16Just give me the signal
17:17and we'll get the fuck out.
17:18The signal?
17:19Yeah, like, I don't know,
17:20squeeze my hand or something.
17:22Once means you're good.
17:24Two squeezes and we're gone.
17:30Or we go.
17:36Or we stay.
17:38You gotta give me something here.
17:40We stay.
17:42Okay.
17:45First step,
17:47getting out the car.
17:53Garrett,
17:54you made it.
17:55Dad?
17:56And you must be Hannah.
17:58Glad to finally meet you.
17:59Hi.
17:59Sorry, I'd shake your hand.
18:01Well, I'll take that.
18:03Pie!
18:04Yeah.
18:05It's key lime.
18:06You love key lime.
18:07He loves key lime.
18:08I do.
18:08It's the superior pie.
18:11Well, don't let the poor kids
18:12freeze out there.
18:13Come in.
18:14I'm gonna put this in the fridge.
18:16I'll take your coats.
18:20Thanks.
18:25It's a nice house.
18:27Yeah.
18:31Oh, look at you.
18:35Oh.
18:42They look alike, don't they?
18:44Yeah.
18:44It's uncanny.
18:46I'm so glad you're here, Garrett.
18:48I can't wait to hear all about
18:49how the season's going.
18:52Come on, put the game on.
18:54It's you versus me, kid.
18:56Rangers Bruins.
18:57Actually,
18:58is it cool if I show Hannah around first?
19:00Yeah.
19:01Of course.
19:02You don't have to ask permission.
19:03This is your house, too.
19:07Here, I'll give you the tour.
19:08Cool.
19:10Thank you so much.
19:11Thank you for coming.
19:12Who is that now?
19:15We come bearing alcohol.
19:17And we got tiny little boxes of cereal
19:19still up in the dining hall.
19:21Hey, look, Tuck.
19:21More people.
19:23Hannah said orphans are welcome.
19:24They are.
19:25They are, yes.
19:27Just grab a seat.
19:28Jules will grab you a drink.
19:30Yeah, right?
19:31Just make yourselves at home
19:33here in the living room.
19:36Okay, thank you guys.
19:37Happy Thanksgiving.
19:37Happy Thanksgiving.
19:39Happy Thanksgiving.
19:40Happy Thanksgiving.
19:45Why is the stuffing not in the oven yet?
19:47Oh, because the corn pudding
19:48and the green bean casserole
19:49are already in there.
19:50Here, please consult the oven schedule.
19:53I did all the math.
19:54The stuffing needs to hang out
19:56in the neutral zone.
19:58It only takes 30 minutes.
19:59If you guys were half this good at hockey...
20:01Jules, I can't right now.
20:03Please.
20:04Go.
20:05Guys, please.
20:06Somebody taste this.
20:06Logan, try it.
20:09And for the end of the tour,
20:11this is me.
20:22You okay?
20:23Yeah, yeah.
20:24It's just weird being back here.
20:26After my mom died,
20:27I went out to boarding school.
20:28And I never really lived here again.
20:31Yeah, I can tell.
20:33Is your dad running
20:34a storage business on the side?
20:37This is just all the stuff he signs
20:39when he goes to mall appearances
20:40or conventions or whatever.
20:43Trying to keep the legend alive.
20:47His best years are behind him.
20:51Are you afraid that'll happen to you?
20:53This is what success looks like.
20:55Eventually.
20:57Or I could tear my ACL tomorrow
20:59and get stuck bagging groceries
21:01at the, uh, stop and shop.
21:05Not that there's anything wrong with that.
21:07Hey, my mom works at Bob's Market.
21:09Oh.
21:10So.
21:11Yeah, not...
21:12Yeah, it wasn't really a dream either, so.
21:15What was?
21:17I don't know.
21:18She...
21:18She was a singer.
21:20Her high school choir
21:21won a bunch of competitions,
21:22but, I don't know,
21:23she never really went for it.
21:25She must be proud of you then.
21:26Yeah, I just think she wants me to be happy.
21:30My dad,
21:31he's not really like that.
21:33Or,
21:34I don't know about now,
21:35but he wasn't.
21:36Not just with hockey,
21:37with everything.
21:37He was always...
21:41so...
21:42Intense?
21:43Yeah.
21:44Yeah.
21:44Yeah.
21:45Yeah, seriously intense.
21:55Yeah, I don't know.
21:56It just seems kind of sad.
21:58Like, you wake up one morning
22:00and can't play hockey anymore.
22:02Did you miss it?
22:03It's the only thing I'm good at.
22:05Okay, that's not true.
22:06That's not an answer.
22:07I...
22:08I think I would be...
22:12like, relieved.
22:22Sorry.
22:26Allie said that they wanted to wish me
22:27happy Thanksgiving.
22:29Take it.
22:30You sure?
22:36Yeah, I've got this.
22:39Okay.
22:43Hey.
22:44Oh, my gosh.
22:46Hi, everyone.
22:50Okay.
22:51We have more people here
22:52than a Walmart
22:53on a Black Friday.
22:54We are going to
22:55Lowe's and Fish's
22:56this whole thing.
22:57I'ma go get potatoes
22:58from the extra fridge
22:59and then...
23:01Patrick?
23:02Patrick.
23:02Yes.
23:03Yes.
23:04What's up, buddy?
23:05Wait, wait, wait.
23:06No marshmallows
23:07on the sweet potatoes?
23:08They're already sweet.
23:09Okay, that's
23:10fucking blasphemy.
23:11You're a blasphemer.
23:12I will die on this hill.
23:14We never had marshmallows
23:14on our sweet potatoes.
23:16We never had sweet potatoes.
23:17I had a sweet potato taco
23:18one year.
23:19Tacos?
23:20On Thanksgiving?
23:21It's actually the best time
23:22for tacos, honestly.
23:23Especially when your big bro
23:24has a sweet sponsorship deal
23:26with Taco Shack.
23:27Oh, they're open
23:28on Thanksgiving?
23:29Yeah, they're the only place
23:30open on Thanksgiving.
23:31And we learned that
23:32the hard way
23:33when our mom got drunk
23:34one year and forgot
23:35she was grilling chicken.
23:36The propane tank
23:37almost leveled the block.
23:38Oh.
23:38It was a blessing, actually.
23:41Mama Logan was never known
23:41for her cooking.
23:44I know.
23:45We should bring
23:46Mom Taco Shack.
23:47Absolutely not.
23:49Well, she's probably
23:50surrounded by strangers
23:51eating gross rehab food
23:52right now.
23:54So?
23:54So, she needs our support.
23:56Should we be here for this?
23:58I supported her
23:59the last time she went in
24:00and the time before that
24:01and the time before that.
24:02Well, it's Thanksgiving
24:02and she's fucking family, John.
24:04She's in fucking rehab, Jules.
24:06Exactly!
24:08She's...
24:09She's trying.
24:11Okay.
24:11New plan.
24:12We're gonna whip up
24:13some spinach casserole.
24:16What?
24:17You know what?
24:17Forget it.
24:18I'll go myself.
24:25Tucker!
24:26My friend.
24:27We are here.
24:29Yes.
24:30Yes, you are.
24:31I'm so sorry to be late.
24:33Uh-huh.
24:33So, Yanis from Latvia.
24:35Hi.
24:36Uh, Charlotte from Philippines.
24:38Hi.
24:38Do you know Arjun?
24:39Mm-mm.
24:40Hey.
24:40And Carl Hines.
24:41Hello, Carl Hines.
24:45Sorry.
24:47You know what, boys and girls?
24:49I need space to work.
24:50Everybody, we are going
24:51to take this shindig outside.
24:53Let's go.
24:53Outside.
24:54Outside.
24:55Outside.
24:55Outside.
24:56Get your coats.
24:57Thank you, guys.
24:58I got this one for you.
24:59Thank you, guys.
25:00Right in there.
25:05Bruins, start of the day.
25:06Three points clear.
25:07Fifth place, Philadelphia.
25:09Fourth in the evening.
25:11The game is on.
25:18I heard you sat by
25:19and saw Bruins practice.
25:21Yeah.
25:22You get a chance to show up?
25:25Yeah, a little bit.
25:26Atta boy.
25:32Cindy seems nice.
25:35She is.
25:36Knows hockey, too.
25:38Penguin's fan, but we're working on that.
25:40All right.
25:41Good.
25:43Mm.
25:44Ah.
25:45There you go.
25:45Mm.
25:46There you go.
25:48Bonneville is giving the Bruins trouble.
25:50He's too fast for the D.
25:51Yeah, but he's slow on the back track.
25:53They just got to get the puck off him first.
25:54Mm.
25:55I bet the Bruins would love having you on the ice a year early.
25:58Huh?
25:59No, they don't need me yet.
26:01Fontano's got a few seasons left in him.
26:03Plus, I'm not ready yet.
26:05I want to graduate.
26:06We'll be right back after this commercial break.
26:11Must have a smart choice, Garrett.
26:15Probably good to be a little bit older before you go pro.
26:18Well, 18 was really young for me to be thrown in the deep end.
26:23You'll be better equipped to handle the pressure.
26:29And we're back.
26:31Face-off one by Levy, and the Bruins sent out.
26:35And the kill has been outstanding in each faction in the game
26:37against the Bruins today.
26:39Okay.
26:40Are you alone now?
26:41Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
26:43And she goes by Kiara now.
26:45It's like a whole thing.
26:47Okay, wasn't she in London for, like, a week?
26:52Out?
26:54Uh, uh...
26:55No, yeah, totally.
26:56Uh, okay, what's going on?
26:59No, nothing.
27:00It's just, like, everyone's over.
27:02Hey, if you're busy, I...
27:03Hey, Ali Hayes, I can hear your nails.
27:06Who are you texting?
27:06What?
27:07Nobody.
27:09It's Sean.
27:10You're backsliding.
27:11I'm not.
27:13Hey, it's okay.
27:15It's my dad.
27:16He, um...
27:18He can't find the remote again.
27:19He, uh...
27:20I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
27:24Okay, okay.
27:27Hey, I should probably go help.
27:29Um, love you, miss you.
27:30Gobble, gobble.
27:31Okay.
27:34Okay.
27:38Okay.
27:45Take care of me.
28:08Okay, let's go.
28:39Happy Thanksgiving.
28:41Do you have an appointment?
28:42Hi.
28:43No, I'm here for Jean Logan.
28:45And when did she check in?
28:46Last week.
28:48I'm sorry.
28:49New intakes don't have visitation privileges yet.
28:51No, I have a delivery.
28:54Can you just tell her it's from Jules?
28:57And John.
29:01Excuse me.
29:02I paid for this with my hard-earned cash.
29:05Well, I'll then, will you?
29:06Jules and John, thank you.
29:08Any particular message?
29:09Happy Thanksgiving, or?
29:11Actually, uh, contraband, please.
29:25It's a family tradition.
29:27She'll get it.
29:33It'll mean a lot to her.
29:35Well, I'm here because it means a lot to you.
29:37And you're right.
29:40She is trying.
29:48So, what do you say we hit the hardware store on the way back?
29:52For real?
29:53I mean, we gotta shore up our supplies if we're gonna spread the Logan love this holiday season.
29:57Um, in that case, better hit the stop and shop, too.
30:01One bag of marshmallows ain't gonna cut it.
30:05Let's go.
30:06Come on.
30:12Status check.
30:12All sides in the oven.
30:13Chef.
30:14T minus one hour.
30:15Chef.
30:16Why was I gonna say that?
30:17Oh, gosh.
30:17Which means, mis amigos, it is time to deep-fry the turkey!
30:21Yeah!
30:24You ready?
30:25Let's fucking do this!
30:27Yeah!
30:27Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
30:38Wait, I forgot the picture of the bird!
30:39Whoa!
30:41Whoa!
30:43Whoa!
30:46Whoa!
30:48Whoa!
31:01Whoa!
31:12you guys are in for quite a treat cindy's mashed potatoes are really something and dairy free
31:18it's a happy accident hannah i asked cindy to uh make the mac and cheese with with the bread
31:28crumbs like mommy's me i didn't want to overstep no no that's that's very kind thank you thanks for
31:38coming means a lot to me phil would you yes of course we should say a little grace before we
31:51dig in
31:53oh yeah lord thank you for this wonderful bounty you have bestowed upon us thank you for bringing
32:06us all together to enjoy this delicious meal and for the hands that prepared it we ask you to
32:13guide us towards love and understanding
32:21to experience what it means to be family
32:29in this life and the next
32:33thank you lord
32:40amen
32:59everything okay yeah i just gotta chill
33:03she's thin skin this one not billed for boston winter
33:07why don't you go upstairs and get a different sweater darling
33:14no don't whoa just sit
33:19is there a problem sorry i just
33:25i need uh um i'm so sorry i'm not feeling well
33:35can we go
33:40let's go
33:45slow down
33:46garrett give me the keys i'm driving
33:48panel
33:48garrett
33:51please
33:53wait
33:55your coat
33:58thank you
34:01i'm gonna go warm up the car
34:08your wrist
34:09it was an accident
34:10no it wasn't
34:12i'm sorry i ruined thanksgiving
34:14your father really wanted us all
34:16no no you you
34:17you you didn't ruin
34:21you can't stay
34:22with him
34:23look he felt awful
34:24after and
34:26and it
34:26it's just it's not who he is
34:28it's exactly
34:29who he is
34:30he says it's not gonna happen again
34:32right
34:32he makes promises
34:33he says he'll change
34:34it's a lie
34:35it's all a fucking lie
34:36he doesn't care about you
34:37he doesn't care about me
34:37all he cares about is phil fucking graham
34:39that's it
34:40listen to me
34:41my mom didn't have the chance to get out
34:44but you do
34:47please leave
34:49please
35:01it's complicated
35:16i can see you in myself
35:21and it's scaring me to death
35:25i'm running from what was
35:29i can't be
35:35so now
35:36but i can't be
35:39like this
35:40any
35:42longer
35:46guess you give
35:48what you're giving
36:00and my heart
36:04just gets
36:06broken
36:07over and over
36:10you talk to me
36:24i couldn't
36:26it's okay
36:27you're okay
36:29i couldn't protect her
36:33my mom
36:33i tried but
36:41i couldn't fight back
36:43gary
36:45did he hit you
36:58what if i
37:03what if i'm just like him
37:04hey you're not
37:06you
37:09you
37:10would never
37:11hurt someone like that
37:12she was scared of me
37:14cindy
37:15the way she looked at me
37:16it wasn't about you
37:18she doesn't know you
37:23hey
37:44because you give
37:58I'm sorry.
37:59I should have told you everything.
38:06I should have told you the truth.
38:08You did.
38:09You did.
38:24What do you, what do you need?
38:32Let's just go home.
38:35Yeah, let's go home.
38:42I know this isn't exactly what we had planned for today,
38:46but I want to thank you all for coming together
38:49to enjoy this once proud bird.
38:53So, without further ado, let's play!
39:05Almost heaven, West Virginia,
39:08Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
39:12Life is old, they're older than the trees.
39:15Younger than the mountains.
39:17Growing like a breeze.
39:19Country roads.
39:20Take me home.
39:22To the place.
39:24Stop them all.
39:25That's not going to be a stretch.
39:26That doesn't count.
39:27What?
39:28I'm not.
39:29Yes, it does.
39:31Take me home.
39:31Country roads.
39:34I hear her voice in the morning.
39:36Now she calls me.
39:37Radio in my head.
39:39My home far away.
39:41Driving out the road.
39:42I get a feeling.
39:43Oh, my God.
39:44Oh, my God.
39:47Country roads.
39:49Take me home.
39:51To the place.
39:53Where I belong.
39:55West Virginia.
39:57My mama.
39:58Take me home.
40:09Country roads.
40:12Take me home.
40:26Down country roads.
40:28Take me home.
40:29And it comes to the world
40:36Yeah, yeah!
40:39Mmm.
40:41Mmm.
40:43This might be the best sandwich I've ever had.
40:45Hmm.
40:46There's something about cold turkey just tastes better.
40:49I think it's the fact that you don't have to stress about it.
40:52It's cold turkey, not going anywhere.
40:54It's reliable.
40:59Mmm.
41:00Well, Z?
41:01Yeah?
41:06It's just a sandwich.
41:08Still.
41:24Oh, wait.
41:25I forgot, um...
41:29It's, uh, it's not mac and cheese with breadcrumbs, but...
41:39My therapist used to say that you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones.
41:43Hmm.
41:45This seemed like a good one.
41:48It was.
41:53The cake was so, so frozen that we couldn't cut into it.
42:04Here we go.
42:06Hey!
42:07Hey, lovebirds!
42:08Glad we got you!
42:09Happy Thanksgiving!
42:10Happy Thanksgiving!
42:11Hey, wait.
42:11Let me add Dean.
42:12We gotta get the whole fam here.
42:15Hello?
42:16Hey!
42:17What are you...
42:18Are you already asleep?
42:19It's called tryptophan, motherfuckers.
42:21Where are you?
42:22He's in fucking New York.
42:23On Thanksgiving.
42:25Yankees suck!
42:27Yankees suck!
42:28Hey!
42:28Yankees suck!
42:30Yankees suck!
42:30Yankees suck!
42:31Okay, well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
42:33I don't know.
42:34Last time I checked, my ass was perfectly intact.
42:37Ooh!
42:37Can't confirm.
42:38You guys are so dumb.
42:39Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
42:42Wellsy, don't stoop to the level.
42:45Happy Thanksgiving!
42:46Happy Thanksgiving!
42:46Good night!
42:46Happy Thanksgiving!
42:47Yes, Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
42:58They didn't see you.
43:10Happy Thanksgiving!
43:11I knew you'd be at the party.
43:12Drinking a Coke and Bacardi.
43:14Not that it matters, but I'm breaking patterns.
43:16I'm getting so good at Pilates.
43:18Broke up with you in November.
43:20Sorry, I know you remember.
43:22Are you depressed, or are you feeling better?
43:24Cause you're looking like it's the ladder.
43:26I've been so careful with your day, but I'm out late.
43:31And being as sane is exhausting
43:34Sue me, I wanna be wanted
43:56Just me or does he look amazing
43:58When he's all in his innocent faces
44:00Let's rip him off, talk to God
44:03Let's walk
44:04Suddenly all the lights are on
44:07Taking it as a sign from God
44:09Now I'm saying it over and over again
44:12I've been so careful with you babe
44:16But you're a lion's bait
44:18So I'm thinking that I'm gonna cross it
44:21Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:22Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:24Sue me, I wanna be
44:26Sue me, I wanna be
44:29Sue me, I wanna be toxic
44:30Gonna blow up your life like a tonic
44:32Sue me, I wanna be
44:34Sue, yeah, I wanna be
44:35Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:36Your face, my face
44:38It's kissing me
44:41And I won't make you play
44:42Cause I know that you want it
44:44Your face, my place
44:46It's business day
44:49And my roommate is here
44:50So it's moon, I should try it
44:52Sue me, I wanna be
44:54Sue me, I wanna be
44:56Sue me, I wanna be
44:58Sue me, I wanna be
44:59Sue me, I wanna be
45:01Wanted
45:28I wanna be
45:28She's back
45:28Blue, she's getting
45:28S.O.K.D.
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