00:00Press play, let's go!
00:02Hey, can I call you back?
00:03Oh my god, of course, this is a first aid camp!
00:05Are you crying?
00:06You gotta come to camp to feed for the summer.
00:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:12So is everyone here gonna be like, Jewish?
00:14Jewish?
00:15How am I supposed to know if you're Jewish, huh?
00:16You gonna show me your s**t, or are you gonna wear a keypot?
00:18Ooh, yeah.
00:20The floaters are gonna love you.
00:22Who are the floaters?
00:23The kids that don't wanna follow the rules.
00:24You're people.
00:25I'm one nut.
00:26Those are the Dahlias, Wet Spot, Tums, Lindsay.
00:29And now you're just stuck with us in this kumbaya hole?
00:35I came to spice up the old camp rivalry.
00:3815k to the winning camp.
00:3930k and you have a deal.
00:40I'll have my donor send the agreement, okay?
00:42Everyone knows the donor is your dad, Daniel.
00:50I need your help.
00:51If I don't have their money, I don't have a camp.
00:53We could beat them.
00:54Feel it in your kishkas.
00:56Wow.
01:02There are some really profound ideas going on in here.
01:05I just wanna help these kids find their voices.
01:08I need you to put on a play worth $30,000.
01:12Okay.
01:14Now everything's okay.
01:18Who's ready to finish what we started?
01:20It goes against my cultural beliefs.
01:23I think.
01:28Some traditions are worth breaking.
01:31When you leave a place you love, usually you take a piece of it with you.
01:37But here at Camp David, you leave a part of yourself behind.
01:44That was the most alarming theatrical production I have ever witnessed.
01:49Right now, go next.
01:49Look at Captain Captain.
01:53Who has planned this.
01:59We are in number one last night.
01:59Fræ²’ routes.
01:59And now somewhere we are back.
01:59we will make a new alarm contest.
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