00:00All right, Green Maricano. Do you know what today is it?
00:04Um, today is Friday, June the 12th?
00:07Yes, today is Friday, June 12th, 2026.
00:12Well, back in the previous blooper, you failed many times by getting the commercials wrong.
00:18In addition, you scared me with the BND of Doom logo back on Tuesday, June 9th, 2026.
00:25And I keep telling you what happens the next commercial is the commercial.
00:30So anyways, this is still Cyan Maricano's two bloopers but unfortunately, there is only one blooper to go.
00:37The last commercial is the Cyan Maricano's three.
00:40So, I hope you don't fail at this one and screw it up.
00:44And if you did, you will be fired and banned forever and ever and not do Cyan Maricano's three.
00:50So please get this commercial right.
00:53Please please please please.
00:55Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay.
00:58I'm promised that I will get my commercial right.
01:02All right.
01:03That's good.
01:04I will be happy and cheerful when you get it right.
01:08Anyways, let's take number one.
01:41Cut. This is not Fox Sports. This is Cyan Americanos. Well, at least that wasn't the NBC local news logos.
01:51Oh, okay. I thought this is an ident.
01:55Well, I believe in you. Anyways, let's take number two.
02:02The first NASCAR stock car to reach 200 miles per hour.
02:06The first minivan.
02:10The first pickup with side curtain airbags.
02:13And now, Dodge introduces the industry's first lifetime powertrain warranty.
02:18It's the best warranty in the business.
02:21So come check out the best lineup of Dodge vehicles ever.
02:25And grab life. For a lifetime.
02:30Um, I think that you are still not getting it.
02:34This time, the audio was from the Dodge Lifetime warranty from 2008.
02:38The audio is supposed to be played on Cyan Americanos too.
02:42Oh. I have no idea what is that sound coming from.
02:47I agree. So, let's take number three.
02:53The first sport utility vehicle.
02:58The first full-time four-wheel drive.
03:01The first SUV with full-time ABS.
03:05And now, Jeep introduces the industry's first lifetime powertrain warranty.
03:22Cut. And speaking of the audio from Dodge Lifetime warranty from 2008, now it's the audio from Jeep Lifetime warranty.
03:29I'm not sure how that sound got here.
03:33Well, it must be a stupid person who replaced my audio to the Jeep Lifetime warranty.
03:37Oh my gosh. I've heard about that.
03:40Also, who anyone put this Lifetime warranty from 2008, then I will be freaking angry and we will have to
03:47cancel this commercial forever.
03:50Anyways, let's take number four.
04:23Cut. This is not Saline.
04:25This is Cyan Americanos.
04:28I know Saline is one of the most making supercars and muscle cars that was from Ford Delorship.
04:34Oh, okay.
04:35I thought it is a Saline Camarical.
04:38I believe in you.
04:40Anyways, take number five.
04:42I know Saline Camarical.
06:01Cut cut cut, when a green maricano brings the idea, you can't go to the Scion commercial
06:06from 2003.
06:07Anyways, let's take number 6.
06:40Let's take number 6.
06:41Cut cut cut cut cut.
06:43This is not MTV Games.
06:46This is Scion Americanos.
06:48Plus, MTV Games ceased video game publishing and essentially closed its stores in late
06:542010.
06:55Oh, sorry.
06:57I thought this is the video game commercial.
07:00That's okay.
07:02Anyways, I'm going to do a one more take on this blooper.
07:05If it messes up again just like Scion Americanos 1 blooper, then it's cancelled and we are
07:11not going to do Scion Americanos 3.
07:13Anyways, let's take number 7.
07:46Let's take number 7.
07:46We'll see you next time.
07:47Perfect. Now we got the cyan Americanos too right. Now let's head to Starbucks to get
07:54some coffee.
