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Chained to My Nemesis
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00:00:06get me another drink nerd I'm the gardener not your servant
00:00:14hey chat I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes most eligible air
00:00:19Shane DeBeer Shane is set to inherit seven billion dollars
00:00:24how does that make you feel Shane
00:00:30Shane DeBeer hold my beer
00:00:39you knucklehead this textbook cost me a hundred fifty dollars don't call me that I'm your boss
00:00:46okay well maybe don't act like one
00:01:03this is a hundred fifty dollar book I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled
00:01:17Shane you and master Shane used to be so close
00:01:27but I didn't get you anything
00:01:37for you for being my friend
00:01:42always
00:01:45yeah that was before when he had a heart
00:01:50you know I'd quit if I didn't need the money for call
00:01:53what if I told you I know of a way to have your tuition paid in full
00:02:02so
00:02:03what did Graham Graham leave me
00:02:06to Conrad
00:02:08my oldest and worst
00:02:10son
00:02:10the yacht
00:02:12is yours
00:02:12go take it
00:02:14somewhere that tolerates you
00:02:17that's it
00:02:18a boat
00:02:20and to Shane
00:02:22my only grandchild
00:02:24you get everything else
00:02:26if
00:02:28you can pass this simple test
00:02:31test
00:02:31from the day your parents died in that accident
00:02:35you've squandered your potential
00:02:37on party's hearts
00:02:39you need humbling
00:02:41if you can survive one week
00:02:43handcuffed to someone with more responsibility
00:02:46I'll leave you everything
00:02:48if not
00:02:49your uncle Conrad gets it all
00:02:53handcuffed is that even legal
00:02:55if you don't like it I'll happily take the inheritance off your hand
00:02:58wait who am I handcuffed to for a week do I get to choose I mean is she at least
00:03:02hot
00:03:02Miss Tavere chose the candidate
00:03:04she agreed to participate on the condition that some of the money goes toward her
00:03:08biology degree
00:03:10you don't mean
00:03:22oh shit
00:03:25ow
00:03:26don't be such a baby
00:03:29why are you always the worst
00:03:36from this point on you'll have one hour of alone time per day
00:03:39that's one hour total
00:03:41so time your bathroom breaks
00:03:43accordingly
00:03:45and if the timer runs out
00:03:46you lose and I get everything
00:03:51don't mess this up for me
00:03:53yeah I wouldn't hold my breath there garden girl
00:03:56the challenge begins
00:03:58now
00:04:03hey no no you would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me
00:04:08do you want to watch me do you want to watch me change look unlike you I have a life
00:04:13and I planned on partying tonight five minutes to change six tops
00:04:18don't follow me bye bye
00:04:35whoa privacy
00:04:36privacy
00:04:38you're still not dressed we're only down to 15 minutes of free time
00:04:43a good fit takes some time
00:04:45a good fit takes some time
00:04:46look this challenge is bullshit anyway okay I'm gonna hire my own lawyer and fight this
00:04:50lawyer with what inheritance
00:04:53listen you privileged troglodyte I can't think of anything worse than being chained to you
00:04:58but my tuition my dreams are on the line
00:05:02no you listen dirt girl
00:05:05I'm going out so either you can come with me or
00:05:13seems you don't have a choice
00:05:18come on Tessie
00:05:20deep down in that cold cage of a heart is a fun loving girl just yearning to be free
00:05:27fine but don't call me Tessie
00:05:29yes oh my god I could kiss you right now
00:05:32unless you want me going tits out
00:05:35we're gonna have to uncut for a second okay
00:05:37bye bye
00:05:39fine but I'm giving you one minute
00:05:43one
00:05:45and your fly is down
00:05:54shiny baby you made it here we're taking shots
00:06:02hey man thanks
00:06:05ew what's your gardener doing here she smells like manure
00:06:09believe me it wasn't my choice
00:06:13oh my god you kinky boy
00:06:17is that a present for later or
00:06:23what the shit Shane
00:06:26that's not what this is okay
00:06:27gram gram's will had this dumb stipulation
00:06:32what you got tired of dry humping trees you had to go and steal my boyfriend
00:06:36Rachel I'm not interested in him
00:06:38oh really you used to be what changed
00:06:45I have no idea what you're talking about
00:06:48don't play dumb
00:06:49I've seen you get jealous when I kiss him
00:06:52no I
00:06:54boyfriend
00:06:55you know since when
00:06:57I said I wanted to keep things flexible
00:06:59remember
00:07:00oh
00:07:02guess being chained to his gardener is better than being
00:07:05Rachel Wexler's Netflix and chill
00:07:10Rachel
00:07:11stop
00:07:13oh
00:07:15shit
00:07:18did you just
00:07:19break up with her for me
00:07:21you didn't have to do that
00:07:22now Rachel had her chance to make it official with me but
00:07:25she didn't
00:07:26don't worry she'll get bored
00:07:27hit me up for a quickie she always does
00:07:29you want to talk about that
00:07:31I want to dance
00:07:33let's dance
00:07:35with me
00:07:36am I chained to anyone else
00:07:39here
00:07:41drink this
00:07:42it'll help
00:07:43bottoms up
00:07:45come on
00:07:46go go go go go go go go go go
00:07:50oh my god
00:07:51oh my god what is that motor oil
00:07:54fine more for me
00:07:57oh my god
00:08:00now let's dance
00:08:05oh you're not having fun
00:08:06come on come on
00:08:07hey you gotta move in there
00:08:11can you moonwalk
00:08:12no
00:08:13oh oh
00:08:14gets him every time
00:08:15what am I giving you the ick
00:08:21ah ah ah there it is
00:08:23you know what I miss that smile
00:08:25it seems your caged heart opens to the power of dance
00:08:27the dance
00:08:28well I'm laughing because you're actually being redance
00:08:32get it like we're big friends
00:08:34you are embarrassing yourself
00:08:39take my hands
00:08:40cuffs and all
00:08:41come on
00:08:43now you gotta do
00:08:45just move your feet
00:08:46left to right
00:08:47there you go
00:08:48uh-huh
00:08:48feel the music
00:08:49is it just me
00:08:50or did they look like they're a couple
00:08:52what are you doing
00:09:04you're doing the microwave
00:09:05watch out
00:09:12whoa
00:09:24was too necessary
00:09:26you want to slum it with the help
00:09:28that's fine by me
00:09:30but let me know
00:09:31when you want someone in your own tax bracket
00:09:37let's go
00:09:41let's freaking party
00:09:48did you see that
00:09:49Shane
00:09:50she was pissed
00:09:50Shane I think we should go
00:09:52all my friends are here
00:09:53I want you to take me home
00:09:55come on
00:09:56let's stay
00:09:56Shane let's go
00:09:57I want to go
00:09:58come on
00:09:59you're having so much
00:10:01okay
00:10:03okay
00:10:04come on
00:10:07you're so messy
00:10:09but not as much as me
00:10:10because I saved you
00:10:12yeah
00:10:13so funny
00:10:13okay
00:10:14stop
00:10:15you need to take a shower
00:10:16you're all sticky
00:10:16I would
00:10:17but
00:10:21shit
00:10:22okay
00:10:23come on
00:10:23bathroom
00:10:24hungry
00:10:24oh
00:10:24bathroom
00:10:30keep your eyes
00:10:32on the wall
00:10:34yeah
00:10:34yeah
00:10:35I'm going
00:10:43thank you
00:10:45yeah
00:10:48yeah
00:10:49yeah
00:10:50yeah
00:10:53turn around
00:11:02I need to grab this
00:11:03I need to grab this soap
00:11:03I need to grab this soap
00:11:05jeez
00:11:05you need to grab it too
00:11:07get it
00:11:08can you get it
00:11:09yeah
00:11:16are you looking
00:11:18nope
00:11:19no
00:11:20no
00:11:21no
00:11:21I mean
00:11:22yeah
00:11:22I would never do that
00:11:24um
00:11:25hey
00:11:25Tessa
00:11:26do you mind getting my back
00:11:28I mean
00:11:29I would do it myself
00:11:30but uh
00:11:30the thing is like
00:11:31way on your side
00:11:32so
00:11:35yeah
00:11:36for sure
00:11:36I can
00:11:38I'm dying for
00:11:39sensitive skin
00:11:41okay
00:11:42princess
00:11:42thank you
00:11:43nice
00:11:44nice
00:11:44can you go
00:11:46uh
00:11:46just a little lower
00:11:47for me
00:11:49lower
00:11:51uh
00:11:52a little bit lower
00:11:56uh
00:11:57don't be shy
00:11:57a little lower
00:12:00you know
00:12:00you're enjoying this
00:12:02a bit too
00:12:06much
00:12:12uh
00:12:16seems like the timer
00:12:17reset him at night
00:12:17these things are really starting
00:12:19to get on my nerves
00:12:19I'm gonna go
00:12:20here you go
00:12:21for you
00:12:22yeah
00:12:22okay
00:12:23see you out there
00:12:24oh no
00:12:25oh
00:12:27now I'm cute
00:12:27you
00:12:28I was in the shower
00:12:29yeah
00:12:30just
00:12:31mm-hmm
00:12:32oh
00:12:46what
00:12:49um
00:12:49I was thinking
00:12:50we should probably
00:12:51sleep in separate beds
00:12:52so
00:12:53you should probably
00:12:54ask Edmund
00:12:54for a spare cot
00:12:55it's midnight
00:12:56he's definitely sleeping
00:13:00uh
00:13:01what are you doing
00:13:02making sure nothing
00:13:03untoward happens
00:13:04untoward
00:13:05yeah
00:13:05your virginity's safe
00:13:11don't you have pajamas
00:13:13you're lucky I'm even covering up
00:13:15here
00:13:16here
00:13:17oh
00:13:18okay
00:13:24oh
00:13:31here you go
00:13:33ow
00:13:36Shane
00:13:37you only tried to kiss me because you're drunk right
00:13:47yeah
00:13:47I thought so
00:13:50I thought so
00:14:24I'm hung over
00:14:26okay
00:14:26just let me sleep
00:14:27Jesus
00:14:27some of us work for a living
00:14:34great
00:14:35now it's lopsided
00:14:43what
00:14:44did you know there's a beehive over there
00:14:47oh
00:14:48okay
00:14:48don't go near that tree
00:14:49I don't have my epi pen
00:14:50if you piss off the bees
00:14:52you're allergic
00:14:53just
00:14:54tell Edmund
00:14:55he'll call an exterminator
00:14:56no
00:14:56it's okay
00:14:57they only attack
00:14:58if you get too close
00:14:58I mean
00:14:59how would you feel
00:15:00if someone invaded
00:15:00your personal space
00:15:09ooh
00:15:10am I dreaming
00:15:11who is that
00:15:12smoke shell
00:15:17I'm gonna knock you out
00:15:18if you don't quit tugging
00:15:29thank you
00:15:30finally being helpful
00:15:32for once
00:15:37Shane
00:15:39Shane
00:15:39Shane
00:15:44hi
00:15:45hi
00:15:45what's your name dream babe
00:15:49oh
00:15:52it's you
00:15:53meet Melody
00:15:54consider her your prize
00:15:57for failing the handcuff challenge
00:15:58I'm sorry
00:16:00I mean
00:16:01wouldn't you rather be chained to her
00:16:02than our gardener
00:16:03it's honestly beneath you
00:16:05don't talk about Tessa like that
00:16:06I can manage the accounts for you
00:16:08okay
00:16:09and in return
00:16:11I'll see to it
00:16:12that you're very well taken care of
00:16:14okay
00:16:15are you seriously trying to bribe him
00:16:18Jesus
00:16:18we're going to ace this challenge
00:16:26come on
00:16:27let's go
00:16:32thanks Edmund
00:16:33okay
00:16:36we need to set some ground rules
00:16:40first things first
00:16:42separate beds
00:16:43you move in your sleep
00:16:45and you snore
00:16:45I do
00:16:46and second of all
00:16:47I need you to stop drinking
00:16:49and no going to parties
00:16:51what
00:16:52your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility
00:16:54what good does it do
00:16:55if you can't even stop drinking for a week
00:16:57at least moderate
00:16:58my tuition is on the line
00:17:01fine
00:17:02fine
00:17:03I won't drink
00:17:04and I won't
00:17:05go to parties
00:17:06good
00:17:09here
00:17:09sign
00:17:27huh
00:17:28look at this
00:17:30the hell is wrong with you
00:17:33I said no parties
00:17:34no no no
00:17:35you said I couldn't
00:17:36go to parties
00:17:37and technically
00:17:38I mean
00:17:40okay
00:17:40you seriously
00:17:42have to be the most
00:17:43egotistical
00:17:45self-centered asshole
00:17:46in the entire world
00:17:48I mean
00:17:52look at the mess
00:17:53your friends are making
00:17:53please
00:17:54it's not like it's your job
00:17:55to clean it up
00:17:56yes sir
00:17:58that's only a job
00:17:59for the maids and I
00:18:01see
00:18:02Edmund gets it
00:18:08where are you going
00:18:10to do my job
00:18:11gardening
00:18:13and please
00:18:14for me
00:18:15no more drinks
00:18:26what are you still doing here
00:18:29just enjoying your demise
00:18:31and this smooth
00:18:3340 year old
00:18:35Macallan scotch
00:18:37you're a scotch man right
00:18:38just like your dad
00:18:42you know my offer still stands
00:18:43want to care for a suit
00:18:45can you try
00:18:46it's delicious
00:18:49piss off
00:18:55get lost
00:18:56get out of here
00:18:57stop
00:18:57I'm sorry
00:18:58move
00:18:58hey
00:19:00get out of here
00:19:03yeah
00:19:06yeah
00:19:08yeah
00:19:09yeah that's right
00:19:10leave assholes
00:19:12oh shit
00:19:24Tessa you still out here
00:19:25Tessa
00:19:47what the shit man
00:19:50out
00:19:51now
00:19:52Shane
00:19:56it's okay
00:19:57it's okay
00:19:57ew
00:19:58get out
00:20:00it's okay
00:20:05oh no
00:20:07did poison ivy drink too much
00:20:09get out
00:20:09wait
00:20:10Shane
00:20:11Shane
00:20:12open the door
00:20:14stay with me
00:20:15okay
00:20:17Shane
00:20:41Shane
00:20:43Shane
00:20:54thank you
00:21:07did you just kiss me
00:21:09no
00:21:12yes
00:21:12yes
00:21:13I mean
00:21:13it was an accident
00:21:2110-7
00:21:24get off of me
00:21:36hi
00:21:36hi
00:21:37you okay
00:21:38awesome
00:21:40I need to go back to my house to get some clothes
00:21:43I mean if you need a shirt you can borrow one of mine
00:21:47no
00:21:48I prefer my own
00:21:56how could I forget
00:22:18so you watch verticals
00:22:22Here.
00:22:24Look, I don't want to hear it.
00:22:26I didn't say anything.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:33Cover your eyeballs.
00:22:55Did you write this?
00:22:57Write what?
00:23:01Her fingers grazed the shaft of his mighty sword.
00:23:04It's so big, Lady Tassandra exclaimed.
00:23:07I can see why you need such big muscles to wield it.
00:23:11That's Shakespeare.
00:23:12Don't break that.
00:23:16Keep your eyes to yourself.
00:23:18Oh, my God.
00:23:23Jeez.
00:23:33So why can't you swim?
00:23:35I just never learned.
00:23:37I'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals.
00:23:39You know, they say experience is the best teacher.
00:23:42Just jump right on in.
00:23:43Is everything a joke to you?
00:23:46You know my friends?
00:23:47All of them?
00:23:48You have those, right?
00:23:49They think I'm really funny.
00:23:51Yeah, the ones you pity.
00:23:56So many bugs out there.
00:24:09You know, this is actually kind of hot.
00:24:12Oh, shit.
00:24:13You drew in here, too?
00:24:16Hey.
00:24:17It's really good.
00:24:18Stop.
00:24:18Why are you embarrassed?
00:24:19I think it's really good.
00:24:20Give it back.
00:24:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:22You gotta tell me more.
00:24:23Shane!
00:24:24No!
00:24:24Shane!
00:24:25No!
00:24:28Easy!
00:24:29Easy!
00:24:30I'm drowning!
00:24:30I'm drowning!
00:24:31I'm drowning!
00:24:32Just stay in love.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:35Something bad, right?
00:24:37Oh.
00:24:42What the hell?
00:24:45Rachel?
00:24:46What are you doing here?
00:24:48Shaney, baby.
00:24:49Same reason as usual.
00:24:51Come out of the pool and greet Mama properly.
00:24:55Come out of the pool and greet Mama properly.
00:24:59Hmm.
00:25:02Hmm.
00:25:03Still attached at the hip, I see.
00:25:05Garden girl.
00:25:07Give us some space.
00:25:09Whatever you have to say in front of Tessa, you can say in front of me.
00:25:13Since when do you even know her name?
00:25:15Come on, Shane.
00:25:16Forget her.
00:25:18If you don't leave now, I'm gonna call the butler.
00:25:22Edmund!
00:25:22I'm not so fast.
00:25:24What's this?
00:25:27Sir Shaneess the brawny.
00:25:30I'm going to love this.
00:25:32Stop!
00:25:33That's mine!
00:25:34Rachel, give it back.
00:25:35Hey, chat.
00:25:37Look at what I just found.
00:25:39Turns out Shane's gardener keeps a diary.
00:25:42Oh, my God.
00:25:45Is it just me?
00:25:47Or does Sir Shaneess look a bit familiar?
00:25:52Is that me?
00:25:58It's nobody.
00:26:03Are you okay?
00:26:06Give you five minutes.
00:26:10Tessa, what are you doing?
00:26:12Wait.
00:26:14I just want to talk.
00:26:22Why'd you do that?
00:26:23She's clearly hurt.
00:26:25I'm hurt.
00:26:26I miss you.
00:26:28You know, that's rich.
00:26:30You were just hooking up with a guy in my bed.
00:26:32I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:26:35I mean, come on.
00:26:37Isn't that why you've been hanging out with the Lorax?
00:26:40I've been thinking, I want to be something more serious with you.
00:26:45I know that's something you've always wanted.
00:27:00It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:01Rachel.
00:27:01It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:26Of course he still likes her.
00:27:28He'd never like me.
00:27:29I'm just his gardener.
00:27:40She's a stupid boy.
00:27:42What am I doing?
00:27:54I'm just a stupid boy.
00:27:56What?
00:27:58Hello?
00:28:00Is anyone there?
00:28:04Hello?
00:28:05Please.
00:28:07Please, someone let me out.
00:28:09I'm going to lose my tuition.
00:28:11Why would you suddenly want a relationship?
00:28:14And don't tell me it's despite Tessa.
00:28:16Of course not, Shane.
00:28:18I've always loved you, but you've always been so caught up on your ex.
00:28:21Hey, do not bring Natalie into this.
00:28:28Have you been distracting me?
00:28:39Oh, that looks like it hurt.
00:28:41Bye.
00:28:42Bye.
00:28:54Quick, quick, quick, quick.
00:28:56Oh, shit, that was close.
00:29:02Can I ask you something?
00:29:05How long ago did you write that story?
00:29:10Oh, God.
00:29:12You must think I'm such a freak.
00:29:16I started writing that back when we were kids, and back when you were nicer.
00:29:21But can we just, like, forget it?
00:29:29Okay, I'm going to show you something, but you have to promise not to laugh.
00:29:45Okay, I cannot believe I'm doing this.
00:29:54One time when we were kids, you, uh, gave me a flower.
00:29:59Okay, I wanted to hold on to it.
00:30:00I don't know why, so I smashed it in these pages, and I left this, like, really cool impression.
00:30:05Then, any time I saw a cool plant, I would just...
00:30:11Anyway, I don't know if you're going to rewrite the adventures of Sir Shanius and Princess DeSondra,
00:30:15but I don't know, maybe we could do it in here.
00:30:29I love you.
00:30:33I'm sorry, I...
00:30:34No, stop.
00:30:36I used to, but not anymore.
00:30:38It was just back when we were kids.
00:30:40It's just, you showed me that really cute book, and we almost lost the challenge,
00:30:43and then I kind of just got lost in the moment.
00:30:44You know what?
00:30:45I should go.
00:30:45Tessa, Tessa, Tessa, Tessa, Tessa, it's...
00:30:48No, really.
00:30:48Uh, just please, shut it.
00:30:51Yep, look at the time.
00:30:53Gotta go.
00:30:53I gotta get ready.
00:30:54For what?
00:30:55You're not even wearing a watch.
00:30:56Yep, let's go.
00:31:06So, you take classes at night?
00:31:09Yeah, I work during the day.
00:31:11Every day?
00:31:13Why are you so shocked?
00:31:15I literally work in your family's garden.
00:31:17As you can see here, the male anglerfish attaches itself to the backside of the females,
00:31:23merging its bodies with her until they become one.
00:31:28See?
00:31:32Is that heading a little too close to home?
00:31:36No.
00:31:37I have to go to the bathroom.
00:31:39Now?
00:31:40Yeah.
00:31:42Yeah.
00:31:54Are you done?
00:31:56This is so gross.
00:31:57Yeah, well, it's not my fault that all the bathrooms were closed.
00:32:01Just keep an eye out while I zip up.
00:32:03Oh, trust, my eyes are anywhere else.
00:32:09Look, I don't care what kind of kinks you're into, but this campus is a place of learning.
00:32:15I'm calling this in.
00:32:16Tessa, tell me your pants are almost up.
00:32:18They're up.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:20Hey, look, homeless.
00:32:21Oh, no.
00:32:22Oh, no.
00:32:29Stop.
00:32:30Stop.
00:32:31I don't run this much.
00:32:35I guess I don't either.
00:32:39Hey, I'm sorry about how I reacted earlier when you said that you...
00:32:44Please, please don't.
00:32:46No, I'm sorry.
00:32:47I was just being dumb.
00:32:48You're not dumb.
00:32:49Stop saying that.
00:32:50It's obvious to anyone who's met you that you're really smart.
00:32:52Why has no one ever told me that?
00:32:55Because you surround yourself with idiots and insecure assholes.
00:33:00True.
00:33:02Look, I'm really sorry I said I loved you.
00:33:06Tessa.
00:33:06I used to.
00:33:08Back when we were kids.
00:33:10I miss that.
00:33:12I miss us.
00:33:19Just be honest and tell me.
00:33:21Do you, um, think there's a chance we could ever have that again?
00:33:29Do we really have to hate each other, Shane?
00:33:33For you.
00:33:34For being my friend.
00:33:37Always.
00:33:40Shane Arthur Devere.
00:33:42Inside.
00:33:43Now.
00:33:47What did I tell you about fraternizing with that girl?
00:33:50That's the gardener's daughter, for Christ's sakes.
00:33:52She's my friend, Dad.
00:33:55I like her.
00:33:56Your mother and I have arranged for you to marry someone more becoming of your station.
00:34:01Who?
00:34:02Natalie Prescott.
00:34:24So do I, do I drink too much?
00:34:27Is that it?
00:34:28My parents just died, Natalie.
00:34:31Between all the parties and drugs, are you even ready for a real relationship?
00:34:38Shane, please say something.
00:34:41Look, I, I think we're friends.
00:34:46And we're always gonna be friends.
00:34:51Okay.
00:34:53Yeah.
00:34:55Friends.
00:34:57There they are.
00:34:59Stop.
00:34:59Police.
00:35:00We need to run.
00:35:01I can't.
00:35:02I'm so tired.
00:35:03Hold my back, Lady Tassandra.
00:35:05Let's ride.
00:35:06Go, go, go, go.
00:35:07Run, sirs the idiots, run.
00:35:18Hey, it is not done, silly.
00:35:20Tastes it fine to me.
00:35:21Uh-huh.
00:35:24Open up.
00:35:27You're warming up to me.
00:35:28I can tell.
00:35:29Uh-huh.
00:35:31Well, aren't you just two peas in a port-a-potty?
00:35:35Literally, how do you keep getting in here?
00:35:37You can forget about trying to sabotage us again.
00:35:40We're not uncuffing, okay?
00:35:41Tessa's tuition is on the line.
00:35:43And Shane's inheritance.
00:35:45Okay, relax.
00:35:45Max, I'm here to apologize.
00:35:49Wait, apologize to me?
00:35:52I am so sorry, Tessa.
00:35:54Again, you're apologizing to me.
00:35:57It's true.
00:35:58I've always seen you as a low-class nerd who was way too stuck up for her small bank account.
00:36:04Okay, if your plan is just to insult me into uncuffing...
00:36:08Let me finish.
00:36:11Let me finish.
00:36:11But now, I see you as a hard worker with an infectious spirit.
00:36:17I mean, look at how you've domesticated Shane.
00:36:22Let me uncuff.
00:36:24I want to talk to her alone.
00:36:26Just trust me.
00:36:31What are you doing?
00:36:32The cuffs are set to my biometrics.
00:36:34The clock is still ticking.
00:36:35That just means I have a whole hour to get her hair wet.
00:36:38Oh, very funny.
00:36:40I came here prepared this time.
00:36:41My hairspray is waterproof.
00:36:43Oh, yeah?
00:36:44Well, is it flowerproof?
00:36:46Don't you dare.
00:36:47Who told you to sabotage us?
00:36:49I'll tell you.
00:36:56Conrad offered Rachel half my inheritance to mess with us.
00:37:00I heard it straight from her mouth.
00:37:04Is that true?
00:37:07No.
00:37:08For half my fucking money?
00:37:11No way.
00:37:20Conrad.
00:37:22You may have fooled the lawyer, but you and I both know you're out to steal my inheritance.
00:37:26Rachel told me you'd give her half the money if she got us to fail.
00:37:30You know what I think?
00:37:32I think you don't deserve mother's fortune.
00:37:37You're impulsive.
00:37:39Self-destructive.
00:37:40You barely be trusted to wipe your own ass.
00:37:43Screw you!
00:37:46You're a disappointment, Shane.
00:37:48You're a disappointment to your grandmother.
00:37:51Your parents.
00:37:52Even your fiancé.
00:37:55Everyone knows that's why Natalie left you.
00:37:59By the looks of it, it seems you've gone and disappointed her, too.
00:38:19Shane, who is Natalie?
00:38:23Who is Natalie, Shane?
00:38:25Conrad said something about a fiancé?
00:38:27Shane!
00:38:30Just leave me alone.
00:38:34You want space?
00:38:37I'll give you space.
00:38:41I'll give you space.
00:38:42Okay.
00:38:59You want space?
00:39:01We have to recover.
00:39:03We have to recover.
00:39:03What's the point?
00:39:05Conrad's right.
00:39:06Okay?
00:39:06I'm a fuck-up.
00:39:08You want space?
00:39:09That's not true.
00:39:09That's not true.
00:39:10No.
00:39:19was that natalie's who is she to you shane she's proof that i can't love you how you want me
00:39:26to
00:39:29i loved natalie i didn't at first but then we got engaged and she got pregnant
00:39:37and then my parents died i started drinking too much
00:39:42she aborted the baby told me i wasn't ready for a kid a real relationship and she left
00:40:00no she was right i'm so sorry just leave okay everyone does anyway i'm not going anywhere
00:40:11can i show you something
00:40:15why
00:40:19come on
00:40:29mom mom that's not a real plant you're getting the floor wet
00:40:35it's dying they want to throw it away
00:40:40all it needs is some love and care last time i saw your mom she seemed fine
00:40:46what happened early onset alzheimer's she doesn't remember who i am most of the time but
00:40:54half my paycheck goes towards her care
00:40:58responsibility isn't a skill you have to learn shane it's a choice you have to make to persevere
00:41:03when life piles on you're the defeaters boy right
00:41:10my tessa has such a crush on you
00:41:15mom
00:41:22mom you remember me of course i remember my own daughter
00:41:27her come here
00:41:33you in trouble
00:41:34no no mom we're these uh they're a prop for our engagement photos today
00:41:40you know tessa just sold ball and chain
00:41:44tessa are you engaged
00:41:48oh that's wonderful
00:41:50i always believed in you too
00:41:54let's see a kiss
00:41:58yeah
00:41:59yeah
00:42:00yeah
00:42:16That fake kiss earlier was really nice of you.
00:42:21I promise I won't be weird again.
00:42:29Who said I was faking it?
00:42:39What are you doing?
00:42:41Well, we have about 32 minutes left of free time, so I wonder how many rounds you could get in.
00:42:53I don't know.
00:42:56I don't know.
00:43:03I don't know.
00:43:05I don't know.
00:43:17Oh.
00:43:20When we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:24But you always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:32I can be bad.
00:43:35Oh, yeah.
00:43:38Oh.
00:43:44Oh, yeah.
00:43:54Oh.
00:43:57Oh.
00:44:00Oh.
00:44:01Oh.
00:44:05Oh.
00:44:06Oh.
00:44:07Oh.
00:44:07Oh.
00:44:09Oh.
00:44:09Oh.
00:44:09Oh.
00:44:09Wait.
00:44:10Wait.
00:44:10What?
00:44:13Are you going to tell me you're a virgin?
00:44:15Because I know all about that.
00:44:17And I don't care.
00:44:18uh no i yeah i just i wanted my first time to be special no it's not that i want
00:44:29to know the
00:44:30person that i cross that line with is committed to me baby um i'm sorry are you are you asking
00:44:41if i'm ready for a real relationship well are you shane before i give you my virginity
00:44:49i need to know that you're serious about me about us
00:44:55i don't know if i can give you that
00:45:15tessa i'm fine i just uh i need to step out what about the challenge
00:45:22five minutes please
00:45:28tessa tessa leave me alone
00:45:36tessa you have to come out
00:45:40if the timer on this cuff runs out if we fail you'll lose your tuition
00:45:46and if that happens
00:45:49i will never be able to forgive myself
00:46:12when this is over we can go our separate ways and we never have to see each other
00:46:16ever again is that what you really want
00:46:23so that's it
00:46:26after this challenge we just
00:46:29go our separate ways
00:46:31no
00:46:41edmund edmund we heard you scream
00:46:42your parents gala we cancelled it
00:46:46after grandmother passed but
00:46:48somehow the invitations went out anyway
00:46:50what are you guys talking about
00:46:52every year since my parents accident
00:46:54gram gram held this big charity gala
00:46:57in their honor
00:46:58guess conrad must have sent out the invitations to mess with us
00:47:01conrad is getting more and more desperate the closer we are to winning
00:47:05that's not all
00:47:06he names the two of you as the guests of honor
00:47:09and the invitation frames the event as if it's your
00:47:14unveiling
00:47:17as a couple
00:47:19no no shane you have to cancel this right now
00:47:22impossible
00:47:22people are flying in from all over the world to be here tomorrow
00:47:25we have contracts with designers caterers we can't
00:47:29no no you know what i am not going it is black tie i don't even own a pair of
00:47:33heels
00:47:34tessa you
00:47:35no you know what you're the one who decided we're done after this
00:47:38okay so what the whole world is supposed to think we're a couple
00:47:41i'm not doing this
00:47:49shane
00:47:50i think it's time i showed you something
00:47:53for shane's challenge i want the gardener tessa
00:47:57i always liked her
00:47:59she's got grit
00:48:00and she brings out the best in him
00:48:02it needs to be her
00:48:05i trust you'll make it happen
00:48:07it was never about the money shane
00:48:11all your gram gram ever wanted was to see you happy
00:48:28tessa i've got something very important to ask you
00:48:31shane what are you doing
00:48:33tessa birch
00:48:34i don't know what we are
00:48:37but i do know that i care about you
00:48:39and right now your future is on the line
00:48:42and we can figure the rest out later
00:48:45so will you be my date to my dead parents gala
00:48:49so deathly allergies do us part
00:48:54i do
00:48:59always
00:49:08edmund gave us some money for some outfits so
00:49:11get anything you want
00:49:22i seriously have to wear these
00:49:25not these specifically but
00:49:27have you never worn heels
00:49:30eh
00:49:32one time
00:49:33when i was 12
00:49:34but i immediately broke my ankle
00:49:35now i have arthritis
00:49:36so why can't i just wear these
00:49:38those are hiking boots
00:49:40that's why
00:49:41okay
00:49:41why can't i just wear a dress that covers my feet
00:49:45did you go look for her
00:49:47she's being difficult
00:49:50what are you planning
00:49:53do not embarrass me
00:49:55okay
00:49:55geez
00:49:56touchy
00:49:59all right
00:49:59you know that's 20 minutes
00:50:02how's it going in there
00:50:04don't turn around yet
00:50:21first time for everything
00:50:24how did i do
00:50:28that bad
00:50:28no it's
00:50:30almost perfect
00:50:36and
00:50:39there
00:50:40lady to sondra
00:50:43ready
00:50:46ready sir shanius
00:50:58announcing
00:50:59shane veer
00:51:02and tessa birch
00:51:14gardener
00:51:15gardener cleans up surprisingly well
00:51:17doesn't mean she belongs
00:51:18clock the shoes
00:51:30let's do this
00:51:36may i have this dance
00:51:40certainly
00:51:41put your hands on my shoulders
00:51:44my hands on your waist
00:51:46we're gonna do a spin
00:51:47are you ready
00:51:47oh
00:51:48okay
00:51:49two
00:51:49one two three
00:51:52super cool
00:51:55have you thought about what happens when this is over
00:51:58you mean after we win this thing
00:52:00oh god i don't know i guess i go back to being obscenely rich
00:52:07about that
00:52:09i was thinking
00:52:12what if you came with me
00:52:14to college
00:52:16i think you'd really like it
00:52:20oh i don't know about that
00:52:21i don't really think i'm the type for school
00:52:24why not there's like rats there
00:52:26there's rats
00:52:27do i drink beer
00:52:29can you drink
00:52:30mind if i cut in
00:52:31natalie
00:52:35oh my god
00:52:39wait so what are you doing here
00:52:43you're grim gram
00:52:44i heard she died
00:52:46i thought she never liked me
00:52:48but then i got this invitation
00:52:51i'm so sorry for your loss
00:52:53oh it's okay
00:52:54she
00:52:54she went peacefully
00:52:57oh uh
00:52:59natalie this is tessa
00:53:00she's uh
00:53:01my
00:53:02my uh
00:53:03we're cuffed
00:53:04that's what we are
00:53:04we're just cuffed
00:53:05that's what we are
00:53:06i can see that
00:53:07yeah my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation
00:53:10you know it's a funny story
00:53:12not really
00:53:13it's really good to meet you though
00:53:14i've heard such great things
00:53:16well hopefully the stories weren't too bad
00:53:19you look familiar
00:53:20tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around
00:53:23now tessa is the gardener
00:53:26oh family profession
00:53:28that's cute
00:53:29it's been a fun week
00:53:30she's been teaching me how to garden
00:53:32she's taken me to some night classes
00:53:34oh night classes
00:53:35shane that's
00:53:38daddy daddy you're here
00:53:44you know what
00:53:47i'll give you ten minutes to talk
00:53:56looks like your bait worked
00:53:59it's time to hear you shine babe
00:54:01i'll do what i do best
00:54:15you're not meant for him
00:54:16tessa
00:54:19go away rachel
00:54:20i can't stand you
00:54:23look at them
00:54:26shane's an heir
00:54:28you're a gardener
00:54:29he was never going to choose you tessa
00:54:32wake up
00:54:33no you're lying
00:54:36shane loves me
00:54:38tessie said that
00:54:39face it honey
00:54:41you were just his passing interest
00:54:44you don't need him tessa
00:54:46you're tough
00:54:47you would have worked hard for that degree
00:54:49either way eventually
00:54:50he's the one who needs you
00:54:55it's him
00:55:00he was playing you girl
00:55:02but you're in control
00:55:04you can still make him hurt
00:55:06all you have to do
00:55:07is leave
00:55:12gavin
00:55:12you shouldn't run up on people like that
00:55:14okay
00:55:17natalie is this
00:55:20he's in mind
00:55:21is he
00:55:21wait you're not daddy
00:55:23where's daddy
00:55:24daddy's at home remember
00:55:26now go get something to eat
00:55:28mommy's talking to an old friend
00:55:35so he's not mine
00:55:36he's my husband
00:55:38matthews
00:55:39we met after we broke up
00:55:41if he was
00:55:43would it change things
00:55:45i wanted to be there for you
00:55:47you and the baby
00:55:48i mean we almost
00:55:49oh shane
00:55:53you'll find your person
00:55:55i know i did
00:55:58i think i already have
00:56:01i should probably go find her
00:56:03so i can tell her
00:56:08hey shane
00:56:10um
00:56:11i came back because i was worried for you
00:56:13but it seems you're gonna be just fine
00:56:16and for what it's worth
00:56:18i think you'd make a great dad
00:56:28rachel where's tessa
00:56:31settle down
00:56:33settle down nephew
00:56:34we're celebrating
00:56:36you are about to lose
00:56:38everything
00:56:41what did you do with tessa
00:56:45you can still make him hurt
00:56:47all you have to do
00:56:48is leave
00:56:52i know what you're doing rachel
00:56:55and i'm not falling for it
00:57:04i was trying to be helpful
00:57:08since when
00:57:09you know rachel
00:57:11you're a snake
00:57:12and you know what gardeners do to snakes
00:57:15listen
00:57:15you insolent bitch
00:57:17that fortune was supposed to be mine
00:57:20i had shane wrapped around my finger
00:57:22long before you wriggled it
00:57:25okay newsflash
00:57:27rachel
00:57:28you know
00:57:29you're knock off barbie doll
00:57:31self afraid to break a nail
00:57:33so
00:57:33you wanna fight
00:57:35let's fight
00:57:36uh-huh
00:57:36let's go
00:57:37you wanna fight
00:57:38yeah
00:57:47the only person going anywhere is you
00:57:51what take her away
00:57:56bye bye
00:57:57she left you shane
00:57:59and you're a liar
00:58:01she wouldn't
00:58:06the only truth that matters right now
00:58:09is in about
00:58:10seven minutes
00:58:12i'm gonna win
00:58:14everything
00:58:15the family fortune
00:58:17is mine
00:58:21ours
00:58:22oh yeah
00:58:23right
00:58:24yeah ours
00:58:26you bastard
00:58:27where is she
00:58:28now
00:58:38get off me
00:58:39fuck
00:58:40you were supposed to give him the whole dump
00:58:43i did
00:58:44he's a fucking junkie
00:58:46god damn it
00:58:48god damn it
00:58:51edmund have you seen tessa
00:58:53are you alright sir
00:58:55i haven't seen her
00:58:57have you checked out front
00:58:58tessa
00:58:59sir
00:59:01tessa
00:59:01sir
00:59:05tessa
00:59:10hands off my girlfriend
00:59:11girlfriend
00:59:13don't you dare
00:59:25don't touch my man
00:59:29i wanna make babies with you
00:59:31same
00:59:35oh shit
00:59:37we have to stop eating like this
00:59:38call the cops
00:59:39i got it
00:59:40oh yeah
00:59:41oh shit
00:59:41other hand
00:59:45time
00:59:46oh sick
00:59:49that was so fast
00:59:50it was so sick
00:59:53not so fast
00:59:57you're not calling anyone
01:00:05easy there
01:00:07conrad
01:00:08easy is what this was supposed to be
01:00:14you got enough tranquilizers baby
01:00:16uh-huh
01:00:17see this was supposed to be painless
01:00:22but now it's gonna hurt
01:00:23you'll never get away with this
01:00:26uh
01:00:27i think i will
01:00:28so this is your plan
01:00:29to force us to separate at gunpoint
01:00:32there are cameras conrad
01:00:33you'll get caught
01:00:36no we won't
01:00:38conrad is a genius
01:00:40i have two cameras
01:00:41and wiped all record of my meddling
01:00:43and then i just turned them off
01:00:44no way you're gonna separate us
01:00:46you'll have to kill us
01:00:48i'm not gonna kill you
01:00:53tessa
01:00:54tessa
01:00:56fuck you
01:01:05i'm gonna make you kill each other
01:01:16shane
01:01:19shane
01:01:24shane
01:01:25shane
01:01:27oh my god
01:01:28god
01:01:30what's going on
01:01:37separate or die
01:01:39oh shit
01:01:40oh conrad is crazier than i thought
01:01:42okay we need to get out of here
01:01:45hey
01:01:47what happened to your chest
01:01:48what
01:01:51i don't know maybe the hay scratched it or something
01:01:56no no we need to go
01:01:57quick
01:02:11glad you're finally awake
01:02:12just in time too
01:02:17we have a good
01:02:18we have much to discuss
01:02:20so what you guys are like an evil power couple now or
01:02:25well you could say i surrendered to my ex's uncle
01:02:34we really bonded over hating you
01:02:37oh
01:02:37oh
01:02:38kidnapping
01:02:39unk
01:02:39what makes you think you can get away with this
01:02:42i'm about to be a billionaire
01:02:45that's plenty of money that's plenty of money to bury any truth or bury you if he refuses
01:02:52never
01:02:53we'll just wait this out
01:02:56too long that brash is moving fast
01:03:01tessa
01:03:01you're the biologist
01:03:03how long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone
01:03:08what did you do
01:03:09well it turns out
01:03:10a lot of injectable cosmetic products contain bee venom
01:03:15isn't that neat
01:03:18what
01:03:21you freaking psychopaths
01:03:24you'd really stoop to murder
01:03:25wouldn't be the first time
01:03:28rachel you do not have to do this
01:03:32shaming
01:03:34i only wanted you for your money
01:03:36this way i get half
01:03:38here's the deal
01:03:39by my estimate and to be fair i'm no doctor
01:03:42but i'd say she's got about 15 minutes
01:03:45before her throat closes up
01:03:48and she goes into full blown anaphylactic shock
01:03:52so
01:03:54if you separate her right now
01:03:57there might be time to save her
01:03:59so it's the money
01:04:02or the girl
01:04:06your choice
01:04:08uncle
01:04:09why are you doing this
01:04:11you really don't know
01:04:13because i'm the rightful heir
01:04:16i'm the eldest son
01:04:19martha was always mother's favorite
01:04:22it was all supposed to be mine
01:04:24but then for some unknown reason
01:04:28she decides to give you this chance
01:04:32my mother decides to give you a chance to steal what's rightfully mine
01:04:38i'm starting to think she had a damn good reason
01:04:40mark my words
01:04:42you will pay for this
01:04:46looks like time's running out
01:04:48you better hurry
01:04:50hey
01:04:51you know what
01:04:53after she's dead
01:04:56let's bury her in the west garden
01:04:59i think she'd like that
01:05:03would you like that
01:05:19are you crazy
01:05:20you could die
01:05:22those assholes
01:05:24made my life a living hell
01:05:28i'm not gonna let them get away with this
01:05:31we are gonna make it out of here
01:05:34together
01:05:35help me
01:05:42it won't budge
01:05:49i need you to break my glasses
01:05:52what
01:05:54but i love your glasses
01:05:55you can't see without them
01:05:57breathing kind of takes precedent
01:05:59you could use the wire to pick the lock
01:06:01okay
01:06:12we're almost there
01:06:18we have to uncuff now tessa
01:06:20no
01:06:20we can't make it
01:06:24it'll be all right
01:06:25we have about three minutes left
01:06:27okay if i run
01:06:28i can grab the epi pen and get back
01:06:29oh jane
01:06:31don't please
01:06:32we deserve a happy ending
01:06:38that's why i have to do this
01:06:40no
01:06:42don't
01:06:42jane
01:06:44jane
01:06:47jane
01:06:47edmund
01:06:48edmund
01:06:49what is it
01:06:50call the family doctor
01:07:02come on
01:07:04come on
01:07:18come on
01:07:19come on
01:07:19come on
01:07:24tessa
01:07:25tessa
01:07:26tessa stay with me
01:07:27i'm coming
01:07:38shane
01:07:40what happened with the challenge
01:07:41did we win
01:07:45this isn't okay
01:07:47rachel and conrad can't just get away with this
01:07:49they tried to kill me
01:07:50listen to me tessa
01:07:52you're gonna be fine
01:07:53okay i'm gonna get a job
01:07:55i'm gonna make sure your tuition is paid for
01:07:57i'm gonna work
01:08:00you hate work
01:08:01i don't give a shit
01:08:02if i have to work with my two hands
01:08:04for the rest of my life
01:08:06okay
01:08:10i just want you to be a part of it
01:08:20i thought you wanted to wait
01:08:21i'm tired of waiting
01:08:33i'm tired of waiting
01:08:34what
01:08:34it's not like you haven't seen all this before
01:08:36yeah well
01:08:37that was before
01:08:38this was mine
01:08:39oh
01:08:49whoa
01:08:51well it's uh
01:08:52not as big as a centaur
01:08:53i mean
01:08:55kinda
01:08:58get on your back sir shanius
01:09:01i'm gonna ride you
01:09:03oh
01:09:08so
01:09:10how did i compare to the book
01:09:14i'd say it was a faithful adaptation
01:09:18there must be a way we could beat conrad
01:09:21we deserve a happy ending
01:09:23the police searched the barn
01:09:24conrad wiped it clean
01:09:26the cameras too
01:09:29it's his word
01:09:30against ours
01:09:32last shade
01:09:33oh
01:09:34we're covered
01:09:36we're covered
01:09:37what is it
01:09:38ah
01:09:39i
01:09:40noticed something odd
01:09:42while poking around our security database
01:09:45conrad
01:09:46not only wiped the last six days
01:09:48he wiped the last six years
01:09:50dating back to the day your parents died
01:09:52however
01:09:53he was sloppy
01:09:54and i managed to
01:09:57recover
01:09:58this
01:10:02is that my parents car
01:10:04it is
01:10:07oh my god
01:10:09conrad killed your parents
01:10:18he killed my parents tessa
01:10:21get away with it
01:10:24we can figure it out shane
01:10:26conrad and rachel think you're too dumb
01:10:28or too lazy to figure it out
01:10:29but you're neither
01:10:30that's our advantage
01:10:33you know you're right
01:10:35yeah
01:10:35we're gonna beat him
01:10:36we just gotta put our heads together
01:10:38yeah that's good
01:10:42hey chat
01:10:43we are celebrating
01:10:45guess who just won three billion dollars
01:10:49oh
01:10:49is tessa sad
01:10:51she lost
01:10:52how's it feel
01:10:54knowing you're going to die poor
01:10:55feels like
01:10:57what the
01:10:58revenge
01:10:59what the
01:10:59hey
01:11:05hey chat
01:11:07check this out
01:11:08say cheese
01:11:23taking my inheritance out already
01:11:26you mean my birthright
01:11:29you know speaking of
01:11:30you really should start packing your things
01:11:32because i won't abide trespassers in my home
01:11:36i'm not going anywhere
01:11:37you see this sd card
01:11:40i have proof
01:11:42you killed my parents
01:11:51i've murdered no one
01:11:54that's not what you said at the barn
01:11:56i had edmund
01:11:57look through some old security footage
01:11:59and he found a weird video
01:12:01of you cutting the brakes on my parents car
01:12:03now i wonder
01:12:05what the lawyers will think about that
01:12:16doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks
01:12:28you bitch
01:12:29you stole my gun
01:12:31yep
01:12:32and i got my marksmanship badge
01:12:34and the girl scout
01:12:35so you'll stay quiet
01:12:37until i say so
01:12:46hey lawman
01:12:47i got something for you
01:12:51looks like he went home for the night
01:12:53it's just me and you
01:13:01no no
01:13:02you're just his passing interests
01:13:09he's just using you
01:13:12but
01:13:12you can make him hurt
01:13:18give me the card
01:13:21he wouldn't
01:13:26shit
01:13:27don't fucking move
01:13:38why are you so
01:13:43don't tell me this is the only copy
01:13:48you really are dumb as disco aren't you
01:13:56i can't believe you didn't make another copy
01:13:59i was so right about you
01:14:01you are a complete and total imbecile
01:14:05just like your father
01:14:09you know that's why i had to cut his brakes right and steal your inheritance
01:14:13it's not personal buddy
01:14:16it's nature
01:14:18survival of the fittest
01:14:20and you two idiots who are standing in the way of my evolution
01:14:25so you betray anyone
01:14:27huh
01:14:27even your own family
01:14:30what happens
01:14:31when rachel gets in the way
01:14:33who
01:14:37she already has
01:14:39you think i'm gonna give that bimbo half my money
01:14:43dummy
01:14:43she's next
01:14:50you're plotting to kill me
01:14:53oh baby
01:14:54i would never
01:14:55you idiot
01:14:57didn't you notice i took all of those selfies
01:15:00if i go down
01:15:01you go down
01:15:11okay
01:15:12this is how this is all gonna go down
01:15:14i'm gonna walk out of here
01:15:16with my inheritance
01:15:18you hear me
01:15:19my inheritance
01:15:21and none of you
01:15:22are gonna get shot
01:15:24you understand
01:15:28the fuck are you laughing at
01:15:31oh
01:15:31you've already lost conrad
01:15:34that phone right there
01:15:35yeah i was streaming in the background
01:15:37rachel's 10 million followers
01:15:39just heard you confess to a shit ton of crimes
01:15:43and just in case one recording wasn't enough
01:15:46i made a copy
01:15:48dumbass
01:15:53guess you two better get used to wearing these
01:16:00fucking influencer
01:16:13well
01:16:15that's a conundrum
01:16:17you two failed the challenge
01:16:19but clearly conrad played a part
01:16:22shelly's will did not account for this
01:16:24surely it's worth a second attempt
01:16:27that
01:16:29might work
01:16:30you want us to run the challenge back
01:16:33tessa
01:16:34tessa say something
01:16:37sure
01:16:37why not
01:16:38it doesn't scare me half as much this time around
01:16:41what are you scared
01:16:45okay
01:16:46that said
01:16:48mr shane
01:16:49arthur
01:16:51davir
01:16:53what do you say
01:16:55will you be cuffed to me one more time
01:16:57till death do us part
01:16:58i do
01:17:05huzzah
01:17:08here we go again
01:17:13just got all my books for this semester
01:17:16i'm so excited for this course on migration patterns of butterflies
01:17:20what about you did you get your classes figured out
01:17:23early childhood education bio 101 and art class
01:17:27i don't know i'm still figuring out my extracurriculars
01:17:31well speaking of extracurriculars
01:17:36look what else i picked up
01:17:46i love you
01:17:48i love you too
01:17:55can you see these
01:18:06i have an idea
01:18:13feels familiar
01:18:19hi
01:18:21hi
01:18:27i met a boy
01:18:28i met a boy
01:18:29i met a boy
01:18:29i met a boy
01:18:32i met a boy
01:18:33i met a boy
01:18:36i met a boy
01:18:36You
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