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MY WIFE TURNS OUT TO BE A MAN! Episode
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own happiness
00:00:12I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere
00:00:16all right I'll handle this keep searching
00:00:19stop
00:00:20this is fucking sideways
00:00:30where is she?
00:00:31I'm sure she'll be here soon
00:00:32hey!
00:00:44that's shit
00:00:45just let it go
00:00:47it's okay
00:01:02I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:01:04pick her up
00:01:06come on
00:01:07lift your pride
00:01:09pick her up
00:01:10pick her up
00:01:11come on
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:19what?
00:01:20what?
00:01:24one year
00:01:25just survive one year
00:01:28and then I'll be free
00:01:34let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:37I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish
00:01:41don't catch any feelings for me okay?
00:01:46as in a year you and I will be done
00:01:49period
00:01:50perfect
00:01:51perfect
00:01:51I was kind of getting worried you started drooling over my irresistible child
00:01:59since we're both here for our families
00:02:01let's lock this with a one year contract
00:02:03clean and simple works for both of us
00:02:07okay
00:02:14all right
00:02:15all right
00:02:15rule number one
00:02:16no sex
00:02:17no snooping
00:02:18sib zero zilch
00:02:19for the year
00:02:20okay
00:02:21number two
00:02:22if either needs a plus one for public events
00:02:25the other shows up
00:02:26all right
00:02:28rule number three
00:02:29common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:31Judith gets the master suite
00:02:35this is my house
00:02:37why do you get the master suite?
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman
00:02:49and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:54what was that? nothing
00:02:57fine
00:03:07god damn
00:03:08what?
00:03:10nothing
00:03:12nothing
00:03:16well I'm done
00:03:18perfect
00:03:20I'm just kidding
00:03:21yep
00:03:29I'm just gonna level with you okay?
00:03:31I mean you literally just got married
00:03:33and since I spent time with your new wife
00:03:35you hang out with me in civil workplace bar
00:03:37look
00:03:39is Judith objectively hot?
00:03:42yes
00:03:43does she have an incredible body?
00:03:45yes
00:03:47but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn
00:03:51I'm only marrying Judith because my dad wanted me to
00:03:54and I need to secure Evelyn's future
00:03:58dude that's my dream girl
00:04:01and Judith is weird
00:04:02I mean
00:04:02first night we lived together
00:04:04she took my room
00:04:05my room
00:04:07who does that?
00:04:09no that's cold man
00:04:11that's cold
00:04:14so what do you wanna do?
00:04:15you wanna get back with her or
00:04:18what?
00:04:20what do you suggest?
00:04:22what do you suggest?
00:04:22take some notes
00:04:23of myself?
00:04:24her
00:04:25oh
00:04:25no what?
00:04:27what?
00:04:28I'm not gonna blackmail my wife
00:04:29why not?
00:04:31it's easy
00:04:32well okay
00:04:33well it's not blackmail
00:04:33but
00:04:34it's blackmail
00:04:35Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:36I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:38that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest?
00:04:44what do you suggest?
00:04:46take some notes
00:04:47of myself?
00:04:49no her
00:04:49oh
00:04:51I don't know what you heard
00:04:52but I promise you
00:04:53it's only half the truth
00:04:54I mean
00:04:55I would never go along with Fenton's plan
00:04:57he's crazy
00:04:58and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery
00:05:00the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:04what if I post this on Facebook or Instagram?
00:05:06no please
00:05:08it would ruin my family's reputation
00:05:10and
00:05:10it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:15just don't
00:05:22what do you want from me?
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you?
00:05:37what shall I do to you?
00:05:39such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no
00:05:44I have to remain loyal
00:05:46to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing?
00:05:49I have a girlfriend
00:05:50and we
00:05:51had a deal
00:05:51calm down
00:05:53I'm just at their little payback
00:05:56hand over the
00:05:58Sunset Island Resort
00:05:59and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:03no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:26that's my milk
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:06:39my princess is coming home
00:06:39hmm
00:06:48shhh
00:06:49shhh
00:06:49shhh
00:06:51shhh
00:06:51shhh
00:06:52shhh
00:06:54shhh
00:06:55shhh
00:07:05shhh
00:07:06shhhhh
00:07:07evey
00:07:08evey
00:07:08avey
00:07:09ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:07:21I missed you
00:07:22I missed you.
00:07:23I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:02Evelyn.
00:08:04Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:06Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:21Why did you even bring me here if he was going to pick you up?
00:08:24Oops, I was group texting.
00:08:27Oh, Avery.
00:08:29You are so adorable and naive as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:38She's the hottest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:45What the fuck?
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:26I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:40I hate you.
00:09:44You're a creep.
00:09:45You're a creep.
00:09:46You're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me.
00:09:49I'm sorry.
00:09:50No!
00:09:59I miss you everyday.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:08I know it helped but only this time.
00:10:19There there, ow, ow.
00:10:27Evelyn!
00:10:31Evelyn!
00:10:34How could you betray me like this?
00:10:37I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:40I saved myself for you.
00:10:46No!
00:10:47Mommy!
00:10:49I miss my mommy.
00:10:51I miss my daddy.
00:10:55I'm so tired.
00:10:59I'm so sad.
00:11:01I'm so...
00:11:02I'm so...
00:11:05I'm so alone.
00:11:10My parents gone and the girl left you high and dry.
00:11:14Miss Heidi, I need some slack.
00:11:23Okay, okay.
00:11:25I'm gonna...
00:11:26No.
00:11:28I'm better by time.
00:11:29Yep.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:31Up we go.
00:11:32Hey, it's all dude.
00:11:36Um...
00:11:36That's the last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah?
00:11:39No.
00:11:40I'm not drunk.
00:11:41Yep, yep.
00:11:42Alright, did it.
00:11:43There you go.
00:11:45I'm not drunk.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:47In fact...
00:11:50How about another round?
00:11:51Oh!
00:11:52Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink man.
00:11:57Judith...
00:11:57Come here.
00:11:59Okay.
00:12:01I'm smoking low.
00:12:02I...
00:12:04I...
00:12:06Okay.
00:12:06Okay.
00:12:10Okay.
00:12:12Okay.
00:12:13Okay.
00:12:15Okay.
00:12:17Okay.
00:12:20Okay.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:25Okay.
00:12:25Okay.
00:12:53That's all you got?
00:13:02My time is over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:08I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why?
00:13:20What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:51I just, I just like trying out different hairstyles.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role play stuff?
00:14:01You kinky?
00:14:01Yeah?
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:13What?
00:14:14Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:31In fact, how about another round?
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:37God, I'm drunk.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:39Judith.
00:14:40Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42I'm so white right now.
00:14:47theует...
00:14:51Oh no!
00:14:52No.
00:14:52No.
00:14:55No.
00:14:56No.
00:14:57No.
00:14:57No!
00:15:02No!
00:15:05No!
00:15:06No.
00:15:08No!
00:15:09I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:11Your wide-eyed baby deer routine?
00:15:13Gosh, I can't believe I actually
00:15:15brought those tickets to your show.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb.
00:15:19Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:22Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No, no, what?
00:15:26I don't know what you're saying.
00:15:27Okay, I have to.
00:15:28You didn't.
00:15:29It's not fair.
00:15:35I did.
00:15:36Wait, this is between Avery and I.
00:15:39What the hell are you?
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:54Have a problem with that?
00:15:59You sick, cheating bastard.
00:16:01How could you marry someone else behind my back?
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-s-slut.
00:16:11Girls are firing, hmm, bitch?
00:16:13Ah.
00:16:14Ahem.
00:16:16Listen.
00:16:17Look.
00:16:18Sugar.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess, whatever it takes,
00:16:22you do that.
00:16:23A little favor from me.
00:16:25I promise, I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:29How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:33Because I'm already married.
00:16:38No, you can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me.
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be,
00:16:47so why don't you take your knock-off sheen dress
00:16:49and walk it back down to Santy Alley where you came from, bitch.
00:16:52Bye.
00:16:53You were doing me for me.
00:16:56Just for you and see.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:09Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:40Oh, there's food, finally!
00:17:56Cheese, like cheese.
00:17:58A normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin, you should poke a...
00:18:02Here, cupcake.
00:18:03Oh, I'm good, I don't...
00:18:04I'm watching a figure.
00:18:05Eat a cup.
00:18:06No, please don't.
00:18:12I am so sorry.
00:18:13I'm simply upholding my obligation
00:18:15to public display my special affection
00:18:17that you sign off on.
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this.
00:18:24It looks defining.
00:18:25You might actually like it.
00:18:25No, I'm not gonna have no prediction.
00:18:26Oh, wait!
00:18:38I've agreed.
00:18:39Who she is?
00:18:40Who she is?
00:18:42Who is no one?
00:18:43And you are.
00:18:44Judith.
00:18:45I'm so excited.
00:18:46What's the number?
00:18:47Judith?
00:18:48A lovely name.
00:18:49Mmm.
00:18:52My wife, my wife and I, we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:56We have lots of friends because we're married and popular.
00:18:58Bye!
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay?
00:19:17He's trouble.
00:19:18Oh.
00:19:19Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:23I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:32You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:36Heart punching for your ribs.
00:19:44Whoa!
00:19:54I can't swim!
00:19:58I can't swim!
00:20:00Ow!
00:20:01Get!
00:20:03Oh!
00:20:11Avery!
00:20:12Hey, damn it!
00:20:14Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, damn it!
00:20:31I'm alive!
00:20:36I'm alive!
00:20:38She looks lovely when she's sleeping.
00:20:39I'm alive!
00:20:56Is that what I look like?
00:20:59You know, you know, whatever, man.
00:21:01She's your wife.
00:21:02She's your wife.
00:21:02Okay?
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:09So, how are you feeling, man?
00:21:10Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14No, I really owe you for earlier.
00:21:16Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:19Dude, credit for credit still.
00:21:21Your wife is the hero.
00:21:23My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:39My wife.
00:21:42My wife.
00:21:43A guy.
00:21:44No way.
00:21:45What was I thinking?
00:22:03What's going on?
00:22:05Finally kitschy feelings?
00:22:08Don't flatter yourself.
00:22:09You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:14No way.
00:22:15For pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Yeah, what?
00:22:28Look who's breathing again.
00:22:30You two have your moment.
00:22:32I'm going to hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33All right, bye, sweetums.
00:22:36So, how's Bedwins treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Whoa, easy.
00:22:41killer oh damn son you got that maybe but yeah it's temporary she's temporary so
00:22:52come on just play husband for real come on wine her diner yeah take her on the
00:22:59balcony overlooking the ocean and just screw her goddamn brains out man that's
00:23:05what marriage is all about you don't know anything about marriage do you
00:23:11yeah okay now all my relationships are great but i mean
00:23:15does she even know she's married
00:23:23this come out again it's funny we keep bumping into each other destiny has a strange sense of
00:23:28humor no hardly a shock in the place this size cannot blame moths for being attracted to a
00:23:35story how poetic yeah i bet that line works at truck stops may i ask do you have a sister
00:23:45why you ask you remind me of my friend he has the same eyes the same cheeks the same lips
00:23:53oh really what's she like sweet lively i can show you a picture could it be judith
00:24:11stay away from my wife
00:24:17are you gonna let go sometime tonight
00:24:20what are you freaking out about
00:24:23i need to tell you something
00:24:27hi hey there you guys are
00:24:31oh happy birthday man uh sorry we were just heading out
00:24:35oh it's okay it's okay it's hang on a second
00:24:39got a nice bottle of wine for you
00:24:41thank you
00:24:50add a little something extra enjoy
00:25:03what do you want to say at the party
00:25:06screw it now or never
00:25:09judith
00:25:11would you be my wife
00:25:13like for real
00:25:16no tape backs
00:25:25come here
00:25:26come here
00:25:27why are you so strong
00:25:28you look good
00:25:37maybe shower first
00:25:41okay
00:25:42okay i love this kinky stuff but maybe we could go slow i think i'm getting first time jitters
00:25:49i mean i'm not a virgin i mean i've had sex with lots of women like 300 women that seems
00:25:54like a lot like
00:26:08wait what's going on what the hell are you whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa i told
00:26:13you
00:26:13no tape backs get over here
00:26:16no tape backs get over here
00:26:22no tape backs get over here
00:26:43as we normally have sex with society
00:26:46what the
00:26:48shh
00:26:48no
00:26:55holy shit
00:26:57I slept with a man.
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way.
00:27:04No, this can't be happening.
00:27:06No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:27:11Wake up!
00:27:12Wake the fuck up!
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:17What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:22Easy, easy, easy.
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:28I'm, I'm, I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And, Judas, brother.
00:27:34And, yeah, we, we're kind of screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I, I know this is, she bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And to save our family to shame, I had no choice.
00:27:52I wasn't myself.
00:27:54Get the fuck away from it.
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:56Fuck!
00:27:57Are you okay?
00:27:59I'm fine!
00:28:00Just, get out!
00:28:03Get out!
00:28:23Hey, uh, you want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:29No, I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:32This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me, so please don't tell anybody.
00:28:37Okay, fine.
00:28:38Just rest up.
00:28:41Everything hurts.
00:28:43Oh, my God, what is that?
00:28:45What an animal.
00:28:48Ow!
00:28:48My back.
00:28:50Ow!
00:28:53Ow!
00:28:59I got the meds.
00:29:02Just leave me alone.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:05It's not going to get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:15I can do it myself.
00:29:17It's, it's all my fault.
00:29:18Let me fix what I do.
00:29:19I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:22Come on.
00:29:23You can't even see your own back, Avery.
00:29:25Let me help.
00:29:28What are you trying to do?
00:29:29Flex it?
00:29:32Here.
00:29:33Let me do it.
00:29:35Hey.
00:29:36Hey.
00:29:37What are you doing?
00:29:37It's my back that hurts.
00:29:42Ow!
00:29:43Hey, let it happen.
00:29:46It's okay.
00:29:52Avery, I'm, I'm really sorry about last night and about lying.
00:29:59Um, yeah, I, I get it, honestly.
00:30:02It's new for me, too, and this is messing with my head.
00:30:06I'm going to give you space.
00:30:08I'm going to bounce it to my place.
00:30:12Call me if you need it.
00:30:27Twice a day.
00:30:28What?
00:30:32What?
00:30:33You want it twice a day?
00:30:35One time already almost killed me.
00:30:41See.
00:30:55I should punish you.
00:30:58What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:05Got a problem with that?
00:31:12How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:17And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:37Like hell I will.
00:31:43I'm freaking believable.
00:31:44Not one damn call.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:56Uh, I, I just, um.
00:31:59So, uh, you want to hang out tomorrow?
00:32:30Something you'll like, or?
00:32:31I've never seen a hot guy before.
00:32:34Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:38Oh.
00:32:39She did.
00:32:42What a delightful surprise.
00:32:47Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:51Hey, do you know?
00:32:53A thousand apologies, uh, you cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton Beauty is legendary.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I want to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:11Sorry, taken.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:23That damn little piece.
00:33:26And I always get what I want.
00:33:41So, Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:46Like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:51Is it history, or?
00:33:53Uh, no.
00:33:54I just met him at Paton's birthday.
00:33:56You were there, too, remember?
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it, Cole.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:03I wasn't jealous.
00:34:05I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A's in sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:35Flawless statue.
00:34:38Flawless statue.
00:34:39Fuckin' trophy case.
00:34:46No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51It's a speech.
00:34:53The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just exist.
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:10What'd you call me?
00:35:13What'd you call me?
00:35:18Come on, road, road, road.
00:35:41Wait, wait, wait, I just, I just use, I need, I need, I just gotta get some, go to, did,
00:35:50did I do something wrong or?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me, dude. I knew that she was a guy, but, like, I can't get
00:36:07over it.
00:36:08Look at that face of his, weaponized charm, I mean, God, straight, gay, I mean, it doesn't really make a
00:36:14difference, he just wrecks people, man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:19Hey, that confused. Go test the waters a little bit, dip your toes, you know, go faking yourself out, you're
00:36:25a grown boy, you need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:41Hey, handsome. Buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:50Yeah, I'm into women. Straight guys love women. That's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:11Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:14I shouldn't feel guilty, I mean, he lied, and I married Judith, his sister, my actual wife, who I've never
00:37:20even met.
00:37:21What? It's a contract marriage, so no rules broken.
00:37:24Okay.
00:37:26You like it right?
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:32This doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong?
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, Charlie?
00:37:47Leave it to me.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58You.
00:38:01Okay, just...
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry, it's not you, I just, uh, I don't think I am who I thought I was.
00:38:14You.
00:38:17I'm an idiot.
00:38:18You don't need me at all enjoying your night.
00:38:20No, this is not what it looks like.
00:38:23I just...
00:38:23Save it!
00:38:24Save it, okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:36Bless you.
00:38:44Hey!
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:50No eye deer.
00:38:56Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:06Shh!
00:39:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:39:09Be quiet!
00:39:15Oh, kill me now.
00:39:27James!
00:39:29James!
00:39:30James!
00:39:31James!
00:39:33James!
00:39:34James, James, James!
00:39:35Hey, James!
00:39:35James!
00:39:37Want to play with Little Bunny?
00:39:41Come on, please.
00:39:42Just, just, forgive me.
00:39:45Please.
00:39:46Just get in the car.
00:40:05So.
00:40:07Okay, fine.
00:40:08I'm sorry about the other day, but I promise, nothing happened with her.
00:40:11I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:14Why'd you take her home?
00:40:16I was drunk.
00:40:17And I, I was scared.
00:40:21I never felt this way about a guy before.
00:40:23Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:27Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30I, I, I'm just, I feel so hurt, right now.
00:40:43How are you going to make it up today?
00:40:54Impressive.
00:40:59Impressive.
00:41:10Oh, my God.
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore.
00:41:39You don't have to do anything, you're not ready.
00:41:42I'm ready.
00:41:47Oh, um, I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:51We'd be rushed.
00:41:53Oh, um, okay, yeah.
00:41:56No, that's fine.
00:41:56I remembered I have a meeting this afternoon, anyway.
00:42:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:02Is that tonight?
00:42:03Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:05Okay.
00:42:13Come on, hello?
00:42:23What now?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:29Bye.
00:42:45Avery!
00:42:54James?
00:42:55Avery!
00:42:57James?
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59James?
00:43:01Avery!
00:43:03James!
00:43:04Avery!
00:43:14Avery!
00:43:19You're being shy, I've seen you naked before.
00:43:23I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:25Shut it.
00:43:30I can't help it.
00:43:33He gets to me.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
00:43:41Move your hand, I can't watch it, you're blocking.
00:43:52I can do it myself.
00:43:55You won't stop.
00:44:09Faster.
00:44:23You got bored of staring?
00:44:25No, silly.
00:44:26Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow, I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:31One week.
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:35I'm cool.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan, guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48But they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things.
00:45:06I don't love you.
00:45:07veel.
00:45:07Oh.
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:13No.
00:45:14Ahhh, ahh!
00:45:21Ahh!
00:45:24Ahhhh!
00:45:25Ahh, ah, ah!
00:45:29Ahh!
00:45:30Ahhhh!
00:45:30Oh my gosh!
00:45:31Ahh!
00:45:32Ahh!
00:45:33Ahh!
00:45:34Ahh!
00:45:35What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:45:38Ahh!
00:45:39Ahh!
00:45:39Ahh!
00:46:06Hey, bro, can you tell us the soap back?
00:46:09Uh, yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:21Thanks, bro, you're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it, boss.
00:46:31Oh, damn, dude.
00:46:33I got slippery hands, can you tell us the soap back again?
00:46:36Again?
00:46:37You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey.
00:46:51It's one.
00:46:56Oh, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Yeah, shut up, Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating, so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:12This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:14Or I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freak stupid.
00:47:25Yeah!
00:47:30Oh, a woman.
00:47:32Hey, handsome.
00:47:33You wanna get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry, ladies.
00:47:36Hi, James.
00:47:38But, uh...
00:47:39Sorry, uh, as you can see, um...
00:47:41He's with me.
00:47:43Oh!
00:47:46Okay, you guys.
00:47:47Pardon us.
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:54Uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57And you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Okay.
00:48:03Yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:07Okay.
00:48:07You know what?
00:48:08I'm gonna find you to fix all this, and...
00:48:12Yeah, you and me.
00:48:14We're done.
00:48:18Wait!
00:48:22You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people, and I...
00:48:46I was jealous.
00:48:48And it...
00:48:51Kinda freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's...
00:49:02It's honestly kinda scary.
00:49:06I just don't know...
00:49:07I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:28I'm sorry.
00:49:31I don't know.
00:49:43I'm sorry.
00:49:51I'm sorry.
00:49:54Tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you too.
00:50:26What's that?
00:50:31What's that?
00:50:35Oh.
00:50:38It's literally your school break.
00:50:40It was mine.
00:50:42And now it's yours.
00:50:45I love you.
00:50:47Bye.
00:51:08What up?
00:51:09Critical situation downtown.
00:51:11Need you back stat, boss.
00:51:13I'm on my way.
00:51:24I'm on my way.
00:51:26Oh my God.
00:51:29Oh my God.
00:51:30Oh my God.
00:51:34Oh my God.
00:51:45Oh my God.
00:51:50James.
00:51:51James!
00:51:53Bonjour.
00:51:54Vincent?
00:51:56James is in the shower right now.
00:51:58Try again later.
00:52:01Flippity fuck are you doing on James' phone?
00:52:13Hey, is everything okay with the contract, Matt?
00:52:17What do you know about Vincent Lauren?
00:52:19Vincent.
00:52:19I mean, not much.
00:52:22I mean, no.
00:52:23Dude, not Jared.
00:52:24Dude, this guy's a total player.
00:52:25He was getting three checks every month.
00:52:27Avery?
00:52:28Yo!
00:52:29Hey!
00:52:31Avery!
00:52:32Yo, where are you going?
00:52:33Dude, if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me!
00:52:36Avery, what the fuck?!
00:52:40Anyway, when I was like down on, I was like...
00:52:45Hey!
00:52:51Avery, what the fuck?!
00:52:52You're the player here, James.
00:52:53You are.
00:52:54No, no, no, no, no.
00:52:55His room!
00:52:56You walked out of his room!
00:52:57And you say, I'm the...
00:52:58I cannot be the problem in this relationship!
00:53:01You walked out of his room, James!
00:53:03You're a fucking hypocrite!
00:53:04Saying, I'm a player?
00:53:05I think that I am the one that was cheating.
00:53:07When you're so clear, you're the one that's having a fucking full of shit!
00:53:10I can't deal with it anymore!
00:53:12And you're frankly...
00:53:13Yeah, how does my ass look tonight?
00:53:14You're bad in bed!
00:53:15You have such a problem keeping it up.
00:53:18I mean...
00:53:18Shut up.
00:53:20...or something...
00:53:22Didn't cheat.
00:53:23Promise.
00:53:31Your story better hold water.
00:53:32Okay.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:34Um...
00:53:35Here's what happened.
00:53:41The air closes on Zoom to 30.
00:53:43Get the docks ready, okay?
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:53Damn it!
00:53:54This is the only show I've happened to be!
00:53:57Thanks.
00:53:58Christ, I am so sorry.
00:54:01James, what a small world!
00:54:03Hey!
00:54:04Oh, I'm so sorry about this.
00:54:06Please let me fix it.
00:54:07Take my shower.
00:54:08I cannot move on your meeting.
00:54:11Crap!
00:54:12The shower in my room is busted.
00:54:14Clearly in a rush.
00:54:16Please let me help.
00:54:18Yeah, yeah, fuck.
00:54:19Yeah, yeah.
00:54:20Let's do it.
00:54:21Of course.
00:54:23James, I mean it.
00:54:24I truly admire you.
00:54:27Just give me a shot.
00:54:28Oh!
00:54:31I appreciate it, Mr. Lorne.
00:54:33But my heart is spoken for.
00:54:35I only ask for help because this meeting was crucial for my family.
00:54:44Did I take your meeting?
00:54:47Screw the meeting.
00:54:57Surprise time.
00:54:58I love surprises.
00:55:01Okay, here.
00:55:02Ready?
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:14Wow.
00:55:20That's insane.
00:55:23You like this beach?
00:55:24I love this beach.
00:55:26I love this beach.
00:55:27Good.
00:55:28Because I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:31Welcome to Avery Beach.
00:55:36Seriously?
00:55:37You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:41Yeah, yeah.
00:55:41No.
00:55:42I was just kidding.
00:55:43Name it whatever you wanted.
00:55:45Thank God.
00:55:47Um...
00:55:48Avery.
00:55:50Who?
00:55:51Um...
00:55:53Avery.
00:55:55You're the only person that truly understands me.
00:55:59Honestly...
00:56:01I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:09You...
00:56:09rewrote my whole life.
00:56:13Made it beautiful.
00:56:14Made it real.
00:56:15Made it real.
00:56:16I want it all.
00:56:18Every sunrise.
00:56:19Every storm.
00:56:21Every goddamn day with you.
00:56:26Avery Rockfather.
00:56:28Oh my God.
00:56:31Will you marry me?
00:56:33James Welton.
00:56:35The guy who's all in.
00:56:40Um...
00:56:40Wow.
00:56:41I really don't know how any of this works, but...
00:56:45I would love to keep being your husband.
00:56:58All right.
00:57:02Okay.
00:57:03So, um...
00:57:05Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:07Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:11I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:26I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:30Shoot, those Walton's have Killer James.
00:57:32Such a hot cup, wasn't it?
00:57:33Jesus, they're brothers-in-law.
00:57:35Your imagination's running wild, but...
00:57:38I'm here for it.
00:57:41Okay, well...
00:57:41I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar, so I'm gonna try one of the special drinks, eh?
00:57:45Okay.
00:57:46Alright.
00:57:55They're not good enough for him.
00:57:58You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:58:03We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:06I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:07What do you want?
00:58:09Leave James.
00:58:11Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open.
00:58:14And ruin all of you.
00:58:15Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:17Excuse me?
00:58:18Whoa, whoa.
00:58:19Hello, Jamie.
00:58:21Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:25Weldon.
00:58:28So, nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:32Fuck away, Mr. Lauren.
00:58:34Now, excuse us.
00:58:35There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:37I'm gonna put my mouth around it.
00:58:38It's gonna be on the other side.
00:58:41Au revoir.
00:58:50Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:54Let's test that.
00:59:00Do this for me.
00:59:02I'll be all yours.
00:59:09Holy shit!
00:59:11You're with James Walter?
00:59:12With the heads.
00:59:14I mean...
00:59:15I know he's Judith's brother.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:17How?
00:59:18How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:21I mean, that's disgusting.
00:59:23Dude.
00:59:23Avery's marrying me.
00:59:24End of story, okay?
00:59:26Oh, by the way, I gotta thank you for that special wine you gifted us.
00:59:29Really, spread things along, you know?
00:59:33I need another one.
00:59:36Just make another one.
00:59:44So...
00:59:45You think his folks are just gonna be cool with all this?
00:59:50Or...
00:59:50Like...
00:59:51Relax.
00:59:52I'll talk to them.
00:59:54Come to my place smiling and we'll do this right.
00:59:57Okay.
01:00:03Hello?
01:00:04Hey?
01:00:06Still...
01:00:08Avery?
01:00:09Avery?
01:00:10Hello?
01:00:12Best friend?
01:00:13Dude?
01:00:14What the fuck?
01:00:15Hey?
01:00:16Still sitting here.
01:00:17Whatever.
01:00:43Oh.
01:00:44Fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:45Did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole gay warship thing?
01:00:50Like, full-on romance.
01:00:53They must settle down together.
01:00:55Right, right.
01:00:56I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate.
01:00:58Can't exactly have kids, so...
01:01:21Mom.
01:01:22Dad.
01:01:24Avery.
01:01:25And I...
01:01:25Judith called.
01:01:27She's flying home tomorrow.
01:01:29Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:32Um...
01:01:33You boys wouldn't mind picking her up?
01:01:35We'll get things back to, uh...
01:01:38Normal.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:42Sure.
01:01:43Night.
01:01:54James!
01:02:05No.
01:02:08Wait a minute.
01:02:10You finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend.
01:02:13We're done.
01:02:14We're done.
01:02:15We're done.
01:02:15I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom, and Dad.
01:02:19Hmm.
01:02:20I'm your sister, and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:23Hmm.
01:02:26Whoa.
01:02:27Who's the hottie?
01:02:29Oh.
01:02:30He's my, uh...
01:02:31Avery.
01:02:33Right.
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute.
01:02:40Don't sweat it.
01:02:41I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:48Yeah.
01:02:48Yes.
01:02:48Yep.
01:02:50Again.
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:52Yep.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:56Nice.
01:02:58You know...
01:02:59That guy...
01:03:00He was, like, a total jerk.
01:03:04Freaking sucked.
01:03:07And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I bailed on the wedding.
01:03:11But, like...
01:03:12You guys becoming tight.
01:03:15It's the best thing ever.
01:03:20Avery.
01:03:21Hmm.
01:03:22I promise you'll be the best wife now.
01:03:25Ever.
01:03:26I believe it.
01:03:27I believe it.
01:03:27I'm so...
01:03:27We got something to tell you.
01:03:31Um...
01:03:32Shhh.
01:03:34Shhh.
01:03:36You're funny.
01:03:39You know...
01:03:40Avery.
01:03:42I got really jealous of this guy.
01:03:46No pretty boy here!
01:03:48He's so pretty!
01:03:51And Avery.
01:03:52Like, everybody wants him.
01:03:55Like...
01:03:55Everybody.
01:03:57Mm-hmm.
01:03:58Yeah.
01:04:01Let's rest your order.
01:04:04Now, bud.
01:04:07Fine.
01:04:0840 minutes.
01:04:09Bye.
01:04:10Hey, uh...
01:04:11I got a ball to campus.
01:04:12Do you have a sneaker here?
01:04:14What I'm gonna say?
01:04:14She's too drunk.
01:04:15Can you just take her home?
01:04:15And I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:17You got it.
01:04:17Go.
01:04:17Thanks so much.
01:04:19You got it.
01:04:20Ahhhh!
01:04:22Yeah.
01:04:22Oh!
01:04:22Oh!
01:04:23Sorry, Avery!
01:04:24You're pretty good up when you hear liquor.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:31You're not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:04:33Nah.
01:04:37Oh, man.
01:04:41Oh, man!
01:04:42Oh, he...
01:04:48Oh!
01:04:50Oh, man!
01:04:56Oh, man!
01:05:05Just take her home, and then I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:05:07Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean...
01:05:25Technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:34This is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing, and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39Say, I need space, like, a lot of it, and, you know, let's not see each other for a while.
01:06:19Jesus is pregnant.
01:06:30We're done, Avery.
01:06:32Clean break.
01:06:33Let's just get everything back on track.
01:06:37Move on.
01:06:53James told me you're fine.
01:06:54I'm, I'm sorry.
01:07:01I, I didn't have a choice, okay?
01:07:06My ex had just dumped me, and I was already pregnant.
01:07:16When I came back, look, my kid needs a father, and my parents, like, they, they can't handle
01:07:25the shame that I've hooked up this disaster.
01:07:31I slipped something in your drink, just to put you under.
01:07:38Breakfast is ready.
01:07:39I want you, Avery.
01:07:44Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:49I didn't betray dreams.
01:07:54Hey, look, he's been on a bender, ever since you left, okay?
01:08:01It's been bottle after bottle.
01:08:05We can't, we can't reach him.
01:08:08He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:11Avery, please, please.
01:08:13He needs you.
01:08:39Avery, please.
01:08:44I was trying to know you.
01:08:47God, I miss you, Avery.
01:08:51Avery, damn, day.
01:08:59I miss you, too.
01:09:02So much.
01:09:25Avery, don't go!
01:09:39Avery, don't go!
01:09:41I miss you, I'm sorry.
01:09:44Would you do this baby?
01:09:46It isn't mine.
01:09:53Say that again.
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:58You can ask her.
01:09:59She'll tell you the truth.
01:10:14Mom, Dad, this is it.
01:10:20I love Avery.
01:10:23I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:26Nobody else.
01:10:28Ever.
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton?
01:10:39Uh, the way I feel about James, I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:44I mean, what we have, it's like, it's like oxygen.
01:10:49And I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:10:53Losing him, it would be a nightmare.
01:10:58So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing, because it would mean
01:11:02everything to me.
01:11:03I mean, I know it would mean everything to your son.
01:11:08Honey.
01:11:19My boy's a man now.
01:11:22Son, you can go live your life.
01:11:37I'm going to go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in
01:11:43two hours.
01:11:54Back to me, Murphy's Big Sexy.
01:11:57You got it.
01:12:28One time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:30Vince, what are you doing?
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:12:57I'm sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:09Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:15Oh, look at you.
01:13:19His eyes, his lips.
01:13:23Wrong.
01:13:24All of it is fucking wrong.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:34I need to breathe, fire that raw, untamed energy.
01:13:41Labels of power.
01:13:43Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender.
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53I had a plan.
01:13:53The plans all mapped out.
01:13:55How I would get to him.
01:13:56How I would take him down.
01:13:58I even used you to this baby.
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time.
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like, this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just that go between sheets?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:39I wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:42No, no, no, no, no!
01:14:44No, no, no, no!
01:14:46James.
01:14:51Perfect timing, James!
01:14:54Pixie, let's sis tie you up.
01:14:57And your boy can watch for it.
01:15:00James, don't do it.
01:15:02James, it's a trap.
01:15:06Good boy.
01:15:08I fucking lost.
01:15:10I'm sorry.
01:15:12No.
01:15:14He's sorry, Jamie.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:18He's his friend.
01:15:20He's his friend.
01:15:22He...
01:15:22He...
01:15:23He promised me that he'd never help.
01:15:26The Mrs. One doesn't even marry me.
01:15:28And he loves us.
01:15:30Enough!
01:15:30Cut the waterworks, sweetheart.
01:15:33I know.
01:15:34You know it.
01:15:35You know how much...
01:15:36I hate when you cry.
01:15:43I did exactly what you said.
01:15:46Let him go.
01:15:49Patience, Prince Charmway.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now, option one.
01:15:57I put a bullet.
01:15:59And I'm gonna love a boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:10My pick.
01:16:11We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:17Brilliant, yeah.
01:16:19Ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:16:20Oh.
01:16:22Tick-tock, Rockefeller.
01:16:24Time to choose.
01:16:29Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:33Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything for this cow!
01:16:40I'd take a break.
01:16:42And you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven,
01:16:48we're all brought together in hell.
01:16:54All your fucking dreams happen.
01:16:57What?
01:16:58Oh, fuck.
01:17:00Hey.
01:17:02Hey, Ruth!
01:17:06No.
01:17:09James!
01:17:10James!
01:17:10James!
01:17:11James!
01:17:12James!
01:17:12James!
01:17:12James!
01:17:13James!
01:17:13James!
01:17:19James!
01:17:43James!
01:17:44James!
01:17:45James!
01:17:45James!
01:17:49James!
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