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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Wellesie?
00:33Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:20Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:25Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:30No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:36She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance salesman, and you, you wanna act.
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:02My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:11And I know that meant everything to her.
03:13Her relationship was beautiful, and I want that.
03:21You don't wanna move to Vermont.
03:24No.
03:25Okay.
03:26So, what do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A., or take a
03:39show to Edinburgh, work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:52Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...the weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:19It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:30Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it won't make him text.
04:50No.
04:50No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're going to want a fun ride to distract
05:05you.
05:07Call me.
05:09Sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:13I'm too scared to let myself see.
05:18All these pieces left behind
05:23Make it easier to hide
05:57Oh, what was I?
06:03Well, hello.
06:04Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:34I did.
06:35You lied.
06:38About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:45No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:05I just broke up with Sean.
07:07And I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:42This is the last one.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
07:58You, you, you, you, you, you, you...
08:04It's me, treat me like you need me.
08:07Baby, let me see the facts against the wall.
08:11Baby, give it all.
08:12I wanna believe.
08:14Treat me like you need me.
08:16Hold on.
08:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:25Give me a second.
08:26She got something in the bathroom.
08:27Hold on, hold on.
08:27Dude, dude, dude.
08:28One second.
08:35Um, sorry, I just needed my...
08:36Yeah, no, it's fine, man.
08:38Just...
08:38Just go.
08:39Okay.
08:39I'll go, I'll go.
08:47That was absolutely the last of the time.
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett
09:02that this goes well.
09:03That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
09:06Supporting each other.
09:07Helping each other grow as people.
09:10Can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Shit, bus almost here.
09:15Gotta go.
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
09:18It's fine.
09:19I love a bus.
09:20You hate a bus.
09:22It's fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This has just arrived.
09:48Allie, this is...
09:49Beau Maxwell.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh yeah, you know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her, but I know her in the way that she's like a god who
09:57walks
09:57among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating, and now she's in Dea's
10:02understudy in Oleana on Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic.
10:05You're allowed to just call her Joanna.
10:07You know that.
10:09Okay, sorry.
10:10I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see J. Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way.
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Don't get them started.
10:18So much.
10:19I was in like the sixth row.
10:21Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:23Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:27You guys just met.
10:28Okay, okay, okay.
10:29Second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:31Little Shop.
10:32Oh my god, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:45You're receiving an education.
10:49What is this?
10:51You may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
10:53I may be in love, but I'm not stupid lady.
10:57I got eyes.
10:58Oh my god.
10:59Oh my god.
10:59Oh good.
10:59Sorry, I'm a sick boy.
11:01Take your brain.
11:02No, no, no, no.
11:03Just ignore her.
11:04No.
11:04Hey, hey, hey.
11:05Don't listen to him, Allie, all right?
11:07Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:09What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:12You sing?
11:12I absolutely don't.
11:14Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:18Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:31Okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:33No, you're not.
11:34Obviously.
11:35Need to ride back Friday?
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make Dean miserable.
11:42On second time, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to him, Allie.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01You're alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiera now.
12:06It's like a whole thing.
12:08Wasn't she in London for like a week?
12:14Al?
12:14Huh?
12:15Um, no.
12:16Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay.
12:19What's going on?
12:20No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Allie, hey, I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:29It's Sean.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31I am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:41Okay, okay.
12:43Okay, I should probably go help.
12:46Love you, miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
13:08Hey.
13:10Happy Thanksgiving.
13:14Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20Holy shit.
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy fucking shit.
13:29Thanks.
13:37Well, I mean, seriously, it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in the Guggenheim at a baby.
13:47You said this wasn't a date.
13:48It's not.
13:50Feels like a date.
13:51It's not.
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss.
13:55Happy Thanksgiving.
13:58Happy Thanksgiving.
14:04Okay.
14:05Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:11Probably.
14:12Yeah, your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom.
14:15I could literally live in that.
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags.
14:19Usually we have a Basquiat there, but it's on loan to the Whitney.
14:27Okay.
14:28Let's see it.
14:30What?
14:32Your big move.
14:33Grand finale.
14:34I don't know what you're talking about.
14:40Fine.
14:42There's a piano in the den, and I usually end the tour there, and I talk about the piano, and
14:47then they ask if I play, and then I say, kind of.
14:51Ah, kind of.
14:53Exactly.
14:53Then I sit down and I play Mad World.
14:56Mad World?
14:57It's the only song I know, and it works.
15:00It works, okay?
15:01Can you be normal?
15:03It's just me.
15:04I am being normal.
15:05No, you're not.
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:17I had to get better than Summer.
15:18She's a chaos monster.
15:20My dad taught us when we were little.
15:22It was a family tradition.
15:24That's sweet.
15:25It's cutthroat.
15:28Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts.
15:32We have a...
15:33We have a place here.
15:35Sounds terrible.
15:36Mm, doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making us practice on Friday,
15:40because otherwise I'd be...
15:42You know, I'd be laying on a beach.
15:43Mm.
15:44Day drinking with Nick,
15:46and destroying summer and beach volleyball.
15:48God.
15:48You lead a tough life dealer in us.
15:50The worst.
15:57Sorry you can't be with your family, though.
16:00Seems like you miss them.
16:03I'm good to be here with you.
16:05I'm good to be here with you.
16:06Also.
16:10Shit.
16:11Come on.
16:12Never, ever let the enemy distract you.
16:19Kate?
16:22I'm sorry.
16:30I don't know.
16:32Will you look at your family?
16:32I'm ready.
16:34I'm ready.
16:35Tell him to look at my family.
16:40If you're ready for me, I'm gonna go crazy.
16:40I would be judging me.
16:40If you are hungry, you're not hungry.
16:40You can never scratch me.
16:40That's all.
16:40I've been hungry.
16:40You should be hungry.
16:40You should be hungry.
16:41You're hungry.
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:11I will think about the way we used to feel.
17:22Mama want you by the boys like me, we're set to break your heart.
17:28Ain't that true.
17:33I wish you listened to your friends when they had told you to break apart.
17:39Yeah.
17:42Okay, it's never too late to make love.
17:46I don't wanna have to make up.
17:49No, I don't wanna have to make up.
17:53It's never too late to make up.
17:56I don't wanna have to make up.
18:00No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:04It's never too late to make up
18:06But I don't wanna have to make up
18:10No, I don't wanna have to make up
18:14Ooh, dare you think about the way we used to feel
18:21Feel with me
18:24Ooh, dare you think about the way we used to feel
18:37Let me be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:43Literally all of them
18:50Sorry, it's the guys
18:51Take it
18:54Seriously?
18:59Hello?
18:59Hey, are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers
19:05Where are you?
19:06In from New York on Thanksgiving
19:10Yankee Sun! Yankee Sun!
19:12Hey, Yankee Sun!
19:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink
19:17Uh, so I think I have only a pass
19:21Okay, good luck
19:22I've got her so dumb
19:23Do you never have a shirt on?
19:25Well, don't stick to that level
19:28Happy Thanksgiving!
19:30Happy Thanksgiving!
19:32Happy Thanksgiving!
19:32Happy Thanksgiving!
19:33Happy Thanksgiving, dorks
19:40I didn't see you.
19:44This just must be a one-time thing.
19:46I mean, I can't have stupid happy, and Garrett's your friend.
19:49I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:55And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're going to ask what this is.
19:59No, no. No one's going to ask that.
20:01They're not going to ask you that.
20:04I don't think people are going to talk,
20:06and Sean will find out, and I can't hurt him.
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:14That's less than 48.
20:15Oh, my God, I fucked you less than 48 hours
20:18after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun. We were safe. We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah, so let's keep it that way.
20:23Allie, come on.
20:26I'm sorry. I have to go.
20:29Allie.
20:35There you stood, there you stood, regret the past, but
20:41regretting all the things that passed, but
20:44Hey, how was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:48Good.
20:51I can, uh, practice this downstairs.
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just going to close my eyes.
20:58There you stood behind your glasses
21:03In a hazy yellow world
21:06Alone enough for me to ask just
21:10Alone enough to feel the heart
21:15The glow
21:20The glow
21:22The glow of star-born eyes
21:24Reflect the sky
21:28Until I find
21:31I'm
21:32Sinking into your
21:35Yellow, yellow
21:38Haze
21:41Linkering as you pour
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:58How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:05You hate it.
22:07No. No, I don't.
22:09At all.
22:09I really like the melody.
22:12I just
22:13I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired.
22:16No, no, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I thought I could fix it, but
22:30I mean, the showcase is in two weeks
22:32and my gut is telling me
22:33you should just start over.
22:35I just can't figure out
22:36how to tell Justin
22:37his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole, this isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44You never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:00Justin, her song fucking sucks
23:03and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:05Ooh, you've got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:10Actually, you know what?
23:10Usually I like you and you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing,
23:13but it's okay
23:15because he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:28I love you, Aussie.
23:38I love you, too.
23:40I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:06If you would have told me
24:07six months ago
24:08that I'd be hot and single
24:10and you'd be abandoning me
24:11to go spend the night
24:12with Garrett Graham,
24:14I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:18Being this happy
24:19when you're in a crisis,
24:19I'm unpacking.
24:20What?
24:21No, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24No, you were texting Sean
24:25for Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:38Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except if I'm enjoying the space,
24:46then that means
24:46I'm a terrible, shitty person
24:48who hurts someone
24:49she supposedly loved
24:50and then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick,
25:07my dad was there for her,
25:08you know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:10Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then do I just call it quits
25:15with Sean
25:15because I'm not willing
25:17to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:23If Sean's not the great love
25:24of your life,
25:25that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean,
25:32hear me out.
25:34A fling?
25:35Okay.
25:36Uh,
25:38flings have just not been
25:39super successful for you,
25:41historically speaking.
25:42No, what are you talking about?
25:43I can fling.
25:44Uh,
25:45I can.
25:46Remember after the second
25:47Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys
25:49who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay,
25:54well, maybe that was my mistake.
25:55I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
26:00The fuck, buddy.
26:02Okay,
26:03you know I love you
26:04and I think you're perfect
26:05and I will support you
26:06no matter what,
26:08but you,
26:08Allie Hayes,
26:09are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know.
26:12I'm a team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling
26:15and inside jokes.
26:17You want to tell a guy
26:18about your day
26:19and meet his mom
26:19and watch him run a 5K
26:22and then complain about
26:23having to watch him
26:24run a 5K.
26:25It's a really stupid
26:26length for a race.
26:28Hey, look,
26:28this stuff with Sean
26:29is hard.
26:29But whether you move on
26:31or you get back together
26:33with him,
26:34bottom line is
26:35I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Allie.
26:39Just know that
26:40and believe that.
26:41Totally ignore
26:42this giant duffel
26:44I am packing
26:45to abandon you
26:46yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:49You're going to have
26:51super hot sex all night
26:52with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58It's mine.
27:05Yeah, maybe all you can eat
27:06was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie,
27:10saw you guys on 5th line.
27:12It's Jules.
27:13They're everywhere.
27:14Like God.
27:15We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow,
27:17you really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh, then
27:22rescinded.
27:24So,
27:25how was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting
27:27Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah, it was
27:29it was fun.
27:34Yeah,
27:36family sucks.
27:37Um,
27:38did you at least get that
27:39signed jersey
27:39for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room
27:42is legit.
27:43Uh,
27:44not this year.
27:46Uh,
27:47what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local
27:49youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser
27:51for them every year.
27:52Logan was a Lil Kane.
27:55Oh,
27:56is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue
27:58fell through.
27:59Yeah,
27:59they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey,
28:02we were really, uh,
28:03counting on that Phil donation.
28:05I,
28:05I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey
28:07and you can auction that.
28:09Okay,
28:10big shot.
28:10You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I,
28:12I didn't mean
28:13I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh,
28:16what if you did it
28:17at Malone's?
28:20That's,
28:22really?
28:22Yeah,
28:23I can run it by Della,
28:24but I'm sure
28:24she'll be happy to help.
28:26What, uh,
28:27what kind of vibe
28:27were you thinking?
28:31I'll keep you
28:32my dirty little secret
28:34Dirty little secret
28:36Don't tell me
28:37one or you'll be
28:39Just another regret
28:41Just another regret
28:42I hope that you can keep it
28:44I'll tell you a little secret
28:46Dirty little secret
28:48Dirty little secret
28:49Who has to know?
28:53Who has to know?
28:55Who has to know?
28:56Who has to know?
29:00Who has to know?
29:12And a big round of applause
29:14to my buddy John Logan
29:15putting on this killer event
29:19Look at him
29:19Doesn't get any better
29:21looking than that
29:21And he's single ladies
29:24And we've already raised
29:252,000 bucks
29:26for those little canes
29:27But we want to raise
29:28a hell of a lot more
29:28for those guys
29:29So get drunk
29:30Hit up our silent auction
29:31and get some cool shit
29:32Sadly,
29:33the photo booth
29:33is out of order
29:34But
29:35there's still a lot of fun
29:36to be had
29:36The band is taking requests
29:38So scan those QR codes
29:39and let them know
29:39what songs you want to hear
29:41Alright,
29:41you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun
29:44Let me know what I've done wrong
29:51When I've known this all along
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58Sorry, a little secret?
30:00That was mine
30:02Subtle
30:03Just reminding you
30:04in case you forgot
30:04I can't keep a secret
30:05I get that you're worried
30:07but there's no reason
30:07we can't just keep doing
30:08what we've been doing
30:09Hooking up all over campus?
30:10Having fun
30:14Just me
30:14I'll leave you in the bathroom
30:15in let's say five minutes
30:16You're delusional
30:17Everyone we know is here
30:19And I'm not that kind of girl
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these
30:29to your boys
30:32For the record
30:33I am not delusional
30:36I just know what I want
30:38Go
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:45They're going to capitalize
30:46on mistakes
30:47Okay, control is key
30:48Tucker
30:49You cannot let them
30:50get a step on you
30:50Not a single one
30:51No, no, no, no
30:51Graham, I'm not having this
30:53Put that thing away
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow
30:57We don't go to bars
30:58to gripe and moan about hockey
31:00We go to bars to score
31:01Okay, what the fuck
31:01is wrong with your people?
31:02Fellas
31:04Thank the Lord
31:05Bo, tell them
31:06I need to stop talking
31:07hockey shit
31:07Oh, no, no
31:08Keep talking hockey shit
31:09That's why I came over here
31:10Why?
31:12Puck bunnies
31:1211 o'clock
31:16Hello
31:18Hi, Mo
31:18Nice to meet you
31:19There you go
31:20That's really good
31:29You need more pigs in a blanket
31:31not pigs
31:32That really doesn't bother you
31:37I trust Garrett
31:38And the Puck bunnies
31:39are actually kind of cool
31:42Yeah
31:43You know what they want
31:46God, it's so hot
31:47when someone knows
31:47what they want
31:48If you really want a fling
31:49I think you should go for it
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single
31:53Embrace that
31:54Just pick someone
31:55who will never catch
31:56feelings for you
31:57Someone down for anything
31:58Like the anti-Sean
32:00Yeah, you make a good point
32:02Yeah, someone with zero expectations
32:03who just want sex
32:05Just sex
32:09All right, we've got another request
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick
32:21Check it out
32:23Going out
32:24On a late night
32:25Looking tight
32:26Feeling nice
32:27It's a clock fight
32:28I can tell
32:29I just know
32:30I just know
32:30That it's going down
32:32Tonight
32:34I love a throwback
32:36Right?
32:37You don't know
32:39You don't know
32:39You want to mess with me
32:40Tonight
32:41Just stop me
32:42Take a second
32:44I was time
32:45Before you walked
32:46Into my life
32:48Cause you know
32:49It's over
32:51Before it began
32:53Keep your drink
32:55Just give me the money
33:15I'll get back to work
33:17I'll get back to work
33:29I'll get back to work
33:30Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around
33:32Any girl would be happy
33:33To stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:39Well
33:40Guess you're stuck with your hand
33:42Cause you know
33:43It's over
33:46Before it began
33:47Keep your drink
33:49Just give me the money
33:51It's just you and your band
33:56Nice
33:58Isn't it smart
34:00For fans of One Direction
34:01Hey, Wosie
34:03I need those freshmen
34:05I'm selling raffle tickets
34:06You're not listening to GHA
34:07Over there talking strategy
34:08GHA?
34:09Uh, General Hardass
34:13What's so important
34:14About this game tomorrow?
34:16St. Anthony's
34:17Ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18They've been gunning
34:19For our top spot
34:19In the conference
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a 10 game streak
34:23So they're close
34:24If we lose
34:25They'll be number one
34:27In the conference
34:27Shit
34:29That's what's in his head
34:30Right now
34:30But
34:31There's nothing we can do
34:32About that tonight
34:32We need people drunk
34:34And happy
34:34And spending money
34:36Can you help?
34:38Aye, aye, can
34:41Thanks
34:42And, uh
34:44Thanks
34:45For
34:45All this
34:48What are friends for?
34:49Oh, I just want to
34:50Take you where you
34:51As you like
34:52We can go out
34:53Any day, any night
34:55Baby, I'll take you
34:56I'll take you
34:57This is where at least
34:58We will spend the first
34:59I mean, the zone's
35:00Suffocating, don't we?
35:01Uh, a little bird
35:02Told me that
35:03You freshmen need to
35:04Get off your asses
35:05And go sell some
35:06Raffle tickets
35:06It's Logan
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan
35:12Okay, this is a party
35:14And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun
35:17So is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up
35:20More as captain
35:21So, I'm stepping up
35:23Well, others have suggested
35:24You might be boring
35:25Everyone to death
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:29This fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31It's sweet
35:32Sweet doesn't win games
35:34Yeah, I heard carbs are good though
35:38Thank you
35:43Happy to talk to him yet
35:46Uh, yeah, no, soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be
35:51Like, Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:53Or our song
35:54Which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00So I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:06Well, maybe we work on
36:07Yeah
36:07Wording on that
36:08Yeah
36:13Okay, party people
36:15A few of our silent auction items
36:17Are currently going for way under value
36:19So if you act fast
36:20You could get them for a steal
36:22A steal
36:23Now, um
36:24I know there are mostly
36:25Boston fans in the house
36:27That's right
36:27Yeah
36:29And as a born and bred New Yorker
36:30I happen to think those people
36:32Are living a sad, desperate existence
36:33Since that
36:33Ow, New York
36:34Get out of here
36:36Hey, Della
36:38We love you
36:39But this one
36:40This one
36:42This one's part of the family
36:44I have box seats
36:45To a New York Rangers game
36:47And a meet and greet
36:48With the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:54Yeah, so don't be cheap
36:55It's the once in a lifetime opportunity
36:57To have a beautiful
36:58Intelligence
37:01And that's right, Rangers fans
37:02I'm looking at you
37:03Garrett
37:04Thank you
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:07Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:09Please
37:10Hey
37:13What the hell, dude?
37:14He just donated
37:14Did you call my dad?
37:17Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19Alright?
37:19You obviously just didn't ask him right
37:22That's not
37:24He's
37:24A self-centered pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab
37:27For the fifth time
37:28I get it
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, alright?
37:31It's for a good cause
37:31You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered
37:34Why I didn't want you to call him
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do
37:37Is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question
37:43Because
37:43Because
37:43These kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser
37:47Is the only fucking reason
37:48I'm here
37:49It's
37:49It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person
37:52With a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:55Ladies and gentlemen
37:56Give it up
37:57For After Hours
38:02Alright, we're gonna take a break
38:03From requests
38:04We're gonna play something
38:06Brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only
38:09Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me
38:20He was gonna sing your song
38:24Oh, you didn't know
38:25Shit
38:26Hey, we're on the bright side
38:28You're about to find out
38:28If it's any good
38:29Maybe people will love it
38:30Back and sleep behind your glasses
38:34In the haze of yellow world
38:36Oh, God
38:36Alone enough for me to ask you
38:40Alone enough to fear the hurt
38:43At those weaving through the walls here
38:46Keeping secrets in the night
38:48We are indivisible
38:50Together we're unnumbered blind
38:54We go
38:55Oh, oh, oh, oh
38:58Flowers of our eyes reflect the sky
39:02Until I find I'm sinking into your
39:08Yellow, yellow haze
39:15Yellow, yellow haze
39:18What was it all for?
39:20Yellow rain?
39:22Yellow rain?
39:22Like pink?
39:25Yellow rain?
39:25Seeking into your
39:28Yellow, yellow haze
39:31Yellow, yellow haze
39:32No, it's catchy
39:33It's catchy
39:37Yellow, yellow haze
39:43Yellow, yellow haze
39:44Yellow, yellow haze
39:46Yellow, yellow haze
39:51Yellow, yellow haze
39:54Yellow, yellow haze
39:54Yellow, yellow haze
39:54Yellow, yellow haze
39:54Yellow, yellow haze
39:55Yellow, yellow haze
39:56Yellow, yellow haze
39:56Yellow, yellow haze
39:57Yellow, yellow haze
39:58Yellow, yellow haze
39:59Yellow, yellow haze
40:00I mean, I thought it went well.
40:02No, it's supposed to grab people.
40:04Make them feel things.
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it.
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense.
40:10They're poetic.
40:12No, we need to start again from the beginning.
40:16No.
40:17What?
40:18I'm trying to stop fucking with my head.
40:20I made something I'm proud of.
40:23I performed it.
40:24I put my heart on the line.
40:26You go on and on about how you don't feel it,
40:28how you don't connect, how the song doesn't sound like you.
40:32Of course it doesn't.
40:33Because you refuse to put yourself in this.
40:37You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics.
40:48I'm done.
41:02And in first place.
41:07Grace Ivers.
41:10Please collect your prizes from Della at the bar.
41:14Congratulations to all of our lucky winners tonight.
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted, but not all of us.
41:28So if there's any last minute requests, changes of heart,
41:32remember that the photo booth is out of order.
41:46Okay, yeah.
41:47Good night. Good night.
41:53He's been weird tonight, right?
41:55So weird.
42:13Change your mind.
42:14No.
42:16Maybe.
42:17Just every time we do this, I feel so...
42:19Amazing.
42:21Bad.
42:21I feel bad.
42:23Guilty.
42:23Wait.
42:24Are you Kathleen?
42:25No.
42:26I'm just a girl.
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels before I can figure out what I'm feeling.
42:30And I can't even do that right now,
42:32because this fucking breakup is totally messing with my head.
42:36I don't even know what to think.
42:37I don't even know what to think.
42:37Then don't.
42:38Don't think.
42:40Tell me what you want.
42:43Allie Cat.
42:47Tell me what you want.
42:50And this is not a relationship, okay?
42:52No strings, no feelings, just sex.
42:54Just fucking kiss me.
43:05Meet a man in an hour.
43:26This is a party.
43:29Parties are supposed to be fun.
43:31Are you having fun?
43:32Not really.
43:33You?
43:34Yeah, not really.
43:36Justin and I broke up.
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about another guy.
43:42I have two weeks to write another song.
43:44There's plenty of time.
43:46You and Logan going to be okay?
43:50We'll be fine.
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad,
43:53it could have been an opening to tell him.
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving.
44:00What you told me.
44:02Phil's a dick.
44:04Logan knows that.
44:05Everybody does.
44:06That's all they have to know.
44:08Yeah, well, what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:10When I win, he nods.
44:13And when I lose, he says nothing.
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore.
44:17I think you should tell someone.
44:20Jensen, Logan, they care about you.
44:23I don't need them to know.
44:26That's why I have you.
44:29I trust you.
44:36You want to go home?
44:37I wish.
44:38Told Della I'd oversee clean up.
44:40And I really should get started on the song.
44:43Okay, you go.
44:44I'll stay at my place tonight.
44:46You sure?
44:47Yeah.
44:47I could get some sleep for the game tomorrow.
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. A's.
44:53You scared the shit out of them, you know.
44:56Think how hard they're trying to please you.
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me.
44:59They're trying to win.
45:01Which you will.
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says,
45:06I heart diagram.
45:07Might be kind of hard to spot you.
45:08There are a lot of those signs.
45:10I hate you.
45:11I love you, too.
45:15See you tomorrow.
45:16Yeah.
45:17All right.
45:18No.
45:19I love you.
45:20See you tomorrow.
45:26Mm-hm.
45:27All right.
45:28Mm-hm.
45:29All right.
45:29Let's see you tomorrow.
45:40Yes?
45:43Lookin' on for somethin' real
46:08Fuck me
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