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Off Campus Episode 1 Engsub
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00:06Thank you so much.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:03Well, you may be behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes
03:07should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:14Hmm. Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:32So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah.
03:38I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to have you to guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great
04:56if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:16See, usually with questions,
05:17voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But, no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money
05:38for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation
05:45or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not,
05:47I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:55Turns out I'm still 20
05:58when I'm acting middle-aged
06:00Same old conversation
06:02All this small talk that I hate
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards and the cards
06:16and the cards and the cards and the club
06:18Come to the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21Picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands
06:24All on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:28Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls
06:35I'm rich
06:36Oh, shit!
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late
07:14I have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19Oh, oh, you have your bad news face
07:24It's your scholarship
07:26It's not happening this year
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't, no
07:37We'll get you an appointment
07:38with the financial aid office
07:39They can help
07:40No, they're just gonna give me
07:42another work-study job
07:42I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is
07:46Oh, my God
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
07:49Don't stop breathing
07:50You need air to process and live
07:53Yeah, I also need money
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:57Another classical composition scholarship?
08:02I could switch concentrations
08:04Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist
08:09And there's no money in classical
08:10Well, jazz, jazz
08:12I could write jazz
08:13Even less money, right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday
08:20After you've had a few days to sit with this
08:21Hey, Hannah
08:23We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist
08:37Moments ago
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies
08:42In your music theory class freshman year
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding
08:46It's true
08:46Not many people can write so eloquently
08:48About the harmonic vocal identities
08:51And the work of One Direction
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words
08:57Because the competition, it's...
08:59It's pretty steep, Hannah
09:00No, I can do this
09:01I will do this
09:06Okay
09:07Bring some ideas into class
09:09We'll talk
09:10Okay
09:21Dean
09:25Dean
09:26Where you at?
09:30Dean
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower
09:35Still
09:36At least the door's shut this time
09:39Logan
09:41Drains clogged again
09:42No shit
09:43Finish your fucking shower
09:44I'll come fix it
09:46Dean
09:47Come help with the kegs
09:49Told you
09:50I'll be right down
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it
09:58You sure will
10:00Never mind
10:01Forget I have
10:05Baby, Garrett will help
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm
10:10Guys
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett
10:20Hey
10:23Yo, Garrett
10:24What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening game tomorrow
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey
10:31Hey
10:32I'm a good spirit
10:32Demon
10:41Smells good, sir
10:42Thank you
10:45Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50What's up, bro?
10:52Just fix the shower again
10:54Give you one guess
10:56Oh, jeez
10:57Well, that could be anyone
10:59Fuck, dude
10:59It's obviously yours, bud
11:01Don't look at me
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You get to fix it
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making?
11:15It's a house party
11:16We need dippables
11:18I'm sorry, did you just
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables?
11:22Dippables
11:23Okay
11:24Dippables
11:25Okay, okay, okay
11:27Walk into that one
11:28Nothing for you, Logan
11:29If we're gonna make all my food
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man
11:31I look great
11:33What are we listening to?
11:39There we go
11:43Hey, can you play something for this millennium?
11:45Listen
11:45This is a classic
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham
12:03Got you a refill
12:05One's my max
12:07Night before game
12:09So strict
12:11Are you also strict about
12:12Non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you
12:31I can barely breathe
12:34And all I wanna do
12:36Is to fall in need
12:40Close ain't close enough
12:42Till we cross the line
12:45So name a game to play
12:47So for your pop showcase tour de force
12:50Are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a go-go
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor
12:58Yes, I have
12:59With who?
13:03Okay, fine
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole
13:09Is totally a sign that he's special
13:10So
13:11Be a tailor and do something about him
13:23Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:28Fine, just because he can play the guitar
13:30And has tiny tattoos
13:32Doesn't make him some untouchable rock god
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him
13:41And his accent makes me melt
13:43And it goes terribly
13:45Or he's just not interested
13:47And then I never feel this way
13:49About anyone ever again
13:50Or maybe
13:55Or maybe
13:59I'm not you, Ali
14:00I can't just find a husband day one of college
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower
14:09And I fell over a laundry cart
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked
14:18And then I fell
14:19Which is my point
14:20I can't do this
14:22Okay, I have an idea
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow
14:26Including Justin, probably
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I don't like parties
14:33But you love music
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song
14:37That's an excuse
14:38And you know it
14:39No, it's not
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week
14:42It's a Poland all-nighter
14:43I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway
14:45You'll have the place to yourself
14:47No, but
14:47No, Hannah
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time
14:50If you want to be a tailor
14:51You have to take a risk
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit
15:13I want you so bad
15:15My fingers shook with it
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world
15:19But all the money in the world
15:20Couldn't buy us this
15:22Can somebody else
15:24When we're here in the streets
15:26Who doesn't want to do with them the same
15:29I don't know if we can do it
15:31I don't know if we can do it
15:32The things that we're doing
15:33They don't know but we will
15:35I change my hair
15:37You change your clothes
15:38My G-Tattoos
15:40They feel like them
15:41Kiss me till
15:43My lips are bruised
15:44I promise
15:45No one's watching me
15:47Not just a body
15:49Somebody would have bought
15:51You're somebody to me
15:54Not just a body
15:55Somebody would have bought
15:57You want your body on me
16:00Not just a body
16:01You're somebody
16:02You're somebody to me
16:06Not just a body
16:08You're somebody
16:08You're somebody
16:09You're somebody
16:09You're somebody
16:10I think
16:12If I'm aching
16:13It might take you
16:14By surprise
16:15My box
16:16A short sauce
16:17You're driving
16:18I change my hair
16:20You change your clothes
16:21My G-Tattoos
16:23They feel like home
16:24They feel talk
16:26But I don't care
16:28See you or your thing
16:29Is through my hair
16:31People talk
16:32I know they do
16:34Just let them talk
16:35About me
16:36Yeah
17:06I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:31Wow. Okay. Guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:13I wanna be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19I...
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just wanna be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14Alright, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man and dance
19:41I want the dry and nuts
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:49You're a bad old man
19:51Hey!
19:52Dirty teeth
19:53Dirty teeth
19:57Dirty teeth
19:59Dirty teeth
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20:08Dirty teeth
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20:17Dirty teeth
20:19Dirty teeth
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay.
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Hey, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50coming in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36I'm fine.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school.
23:33I don't come back to you with writing a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition next
23:59semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:30You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32It's a long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38Oh, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41Talk to you again.
25:42Hi.
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45I have to make something more early.
25:50Hello?
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:02No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:06Um, your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not, like, a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it, like, a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Okay, Phil?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:45Keep it when a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39Want to see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No, thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
30:01Please welcome
30:03your burial
30:16I think he has the potential.
30:33I'm honestly
30:33to have a bigger impact
30:35than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear
30:37what Phil has to say about that.
30:40I'm just fucking kidding.
30:41I'm just kidding.
30:43I'm at the table
30:44I'm at the table
30:44I'm at the table
30:45I'm at the table
30:45I'm at the table
30:45I'm at the table
30:46I'm at the table
31:18I'm at the table
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Ram turns out to be
31:56he said that you know Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing he also doesn't do the repeat
32:01hookup thing you've been hooking up since summer whatever good friends and honestly
32:05he's playing like shit you know Ram's playing like shit I told you they're fucking losers
32:11let's hope they keep at it we'll destroy them hell yeah let me get some of that Delaney
32:16got you bro
32:34I'm
32:35I'm
32:36I'm
32:37I'm
32:38I'm
33:08I'm
33:10I'm
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34:49I'm
34:50I'm
35:11Party
35:12Picking brains
35:13Sell my soul
35:15By dropping brains
35:17I don't like those
35:18My God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits
35:22When the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
35:35Oh, the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold sober
35:38As a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
35:42Thanks, Stevie
35:44Logan, Logan
35:45Here we go
35:46Here we go
35:47Pitch up
35:50Pitch up
35:55Pitch up
35:56Yes
36:06Welcome back, man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
36:14Oh, the bitch is back
36:16Stone cold sober
36:18As a matter of fact
36:19I can bitch, I can bitch
36:22Cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25The baby
36:29Hey, hey, hey
36:33Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:39Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:46Oh, bitch, bitch
36:54It's not on the one
36:55It's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling
36:57A heartbeat
37:00Go go
37:01Go go
37:06Go go
37:07Try somewhere
37:10Go go
37:12Go go
37:13Close your eyes
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this
37:23You promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing
37:35Which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe
37:36Good to see you, too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I'll let you
37:39No, convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass
37:43She'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't
37:46She'll text you all night
37:47Distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:50That doesn't matter
37:51She's coming
37:55I don't
37:56What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone
38:02Which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay
38:20I'll do your makeup, too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:35Hell, fine
38:43Mother stig
38:44Can you see
38:45White de Volks
38:46Oh, ew
38:48Yes, bitch
38:49Bitch, that is what I'm talking about, honey.
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right.
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:04Just stop thinking this.
39:06Now, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to her.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look at her courage.
39:13Hey, move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school, I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, please?
39:27Oh, yeah, we can.
39:38Oh, yeah, we can.
39:41Wow, thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11No.
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Oh, thank you.
40:29Drinkin' tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me, here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Whereby are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:58Cheers, boy.
41:26So good to sound, picked up a rose
41:29Eating to find us by myself
41:32Better to remain, by cocaine
41:35Closed in the lobby, waiting for me
41:38I'm on the list, like the rocket
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess
41:47All yours, princess
41:48All yours, princess
41:48All yours, princess
42:18Okay, you're ready
42:19No, I'm not
42:21Don't worry, we'll be watching
42:22Perfect
42:23Okay, give me your coat
42:25Okay
42:28You got this
42:29You got it, go
42:50Stop it
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, got it
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers
43:05Okay
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:10I'm a musician, too
43:12Writer, not performer
43:14It's sick, yeah
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly
43:20Yeah, classical
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too
43:23Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellzie
43:33Classical
43:35Kit?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket
43:38You never do
43:39Here
43:40Oh, no
43:41No, no, no, no, no, you come here
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm, uh, I know you are, man
43:48Yeah, you went an island at Eastwood today
43:50Yeah, thanks, man
43:51No worries
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together
44:03you're a johanna right yeah canna wells
44:12right now it's nice to meet you officially
44:18oh okay see you around sweet yeah
44:25who the hell was that and how do you suddenly know my name don't worry about it
44:29and you're welcome for now jacob knows who you are
44:33justin whatever look guys like that only want what someone else has
44:39especially when that someone is a briar you athlete
44:43you really have a healthy opinion of yourself don't you
44:45i actually thought that was pretty modest i could have said starting center team
44:48captain highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:54it worked didn't it
45:08why do you care i haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14you're a music major right
45:17i saw your instagram
45:20you uh
45:22you sort of disappear
45:25when you play i don't mean that in a bad way i mean uh
45:31you love it i can tell don't you love hockey like that
45:38i don't know
45:41it's just something
45:44i've always done
45:46to impress my dad
45:49and does it
45:51nothing impresses him
45:53not really
45:57what about your mom
46:00she um
46:04uh
46:05she died
46:07a while back
46:08cancer
46:11oh
46:13look
46:17i don't believe in favors
46:18or shortcuts
46:20i don't want to pass this class because somebody
46:23handed me the grade
46:24i want to earn it
46:26and
46:27i'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31so what i
46:33help you study for the midterm
46:34and you play my fake boyfriend to get justin's attention
46:39something like that
46:42i'd still have to pay me
46:45obviously
46:56don't forget
46:58i'm not your girl graham
47:01this is my dance space
47:02this is your dance space
47:03i don't go into yours
47:05you don't come into mine
47:06you've seen dirty dancing
47:08that's my mom's favorite movie
47:12still a dated reference though
47:16hey this is why this is perfect
47:18you're not interested in me
47:20and i'm not interested in a relationship
47:22so this arrangement is mutually beneficial
47:25purely transactional
47:29so
47:37deal
47:55for this plan to work
47:56we have to sell
47:59we're gonna be fake dating
48:01there needs to be real kissing
48:02whoa easy
48:03i just met you
48:04what are we gonna do
48:05hold hands
48:05you seriously think that's gonna get justin's attention
48:07is he looking
48:09no
48:10no
48:15he's looking now
48:20this won't make your friendship weird at all
48:22we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up
48:24you can't blush
48:25whenever i come near you
48:26get over yourself
48:27i don't blush
48:28oh yeah
48:31see
48:32nothing
48:33not bad
48:38it's me and you and the bruins
48:40that's the dream right
48:41garrett graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43what's really going on
48:45oh my god
48:46justin's here
48:47be cool
48:47you're with me
48:50he is not just some random guy i want to hook up with
48:52he is a talented musician who i respect
48:56why don't you tell me what you think the song is about
48:57like being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02she's not my girlfriend
49:03but you clearly want her to be
49:10you're not taking us this seriously
49:12watch the player from the puzzle
49:15what the hell does that mean
49:16it means trust me
49:18if i looked all over the world
49:29and there's every type of girl
49:32what's your empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:37So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to fake
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
49:47I'm dancing with myself
49:50Oh-oh, dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
50:00I'm dancing with myself
50:02Oh-oh, oh
50:14I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:25You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to fake
50:33If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing
50:39Dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance, it's the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance, it's the world to dance
51:46If I had a chance, it's the world to dance
52:16If I had a chance, it's the world to dance
52:46If I had a chance, it's the world to dance
53:16If I had a chance, it's the world to dance
53:29If I had a chance, it's the world to dance
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