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00:00:06Get me another drink, nerd?
00:00:08I'm the gardener, not your servant.
00:00:14Hey chat, I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes most eligible heir, Shane DeVere.
00:00:21Shane is set to inherit seven billion dollars.
00:00:24How does that make you feel, Shane?
00:00:30Shane DeVere!
00:00:32Hold my beer.
00:00:40You knucklehead!
00:00:41This textbook cost me a hundred fifty dollars.
00:00:44Don't call me that, I'm your boss.
00:00:46Okay, well maybe don't act like one.
00:00:50No!
00:00:54Oh my God!
00:01:03This is a hundred fifty dollar book!
00:01:06I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled books.
00:01:15Shane.
00:01:18You and Master Shane used to be so close.
00:01:27But I didn't get you anything.
00:01:37For you.
00:01:38For being my friend.
00:01:41Always.
00:01:45Yeah, that was before when he had a heart.
00:01:50You know, I'd quit if I didn't need the money for college.
00:01:53What if I told you I know of a way to have your tuition paid in full?
00:02:03What if I told you?
00:02:04What did Graham Graham leave me?
00:02:07To Conrad, my oldest and worst son.
00:02:12The yacht is yours.
00:02:14Go.
00:02:14Take it.
00:02:15Somewhere that tolerates you.
00:02:18That's it?
00:02:19A boat?
00:02:21And to Shane, my only grandchild.
00:02:25You get everything else.
00:02:28If you can pass this simple test.
00:02:32Test?
00:02:33From the day your parents died in that accident,
00:02:36you've squandered your potential on parties.
00:02:40Parts.
00:02:40You need humbling.
00:02:42If you can survive one week,
00:02:44handcuffed to someone with more responsibility,
00:02:47I'll leave you everything.
00:02:50If not,
00:02:51your Uncle Conrad gets it all.
00:02:54Handcuffed?
00:02:54Is that even legal?
00:02:56If you don't like it,
00:02:57I'll happily take the inheritance off of your handcuffs.
00:02:59Wait, who am I handcuffed to for a week?
00:03:01Do I get to choose?
00:03:02I mean, is she at least hot?
00:03:03Miss Devere chose the candidate.
00:03:05She agreed to participate on the condition
00:03:07that some of the money goes toward her.
00:03:10Biology degree.
00:03:11You don't mean.
00:03:23Oh, shit.
00:03:27Ow!
00:03:28Don't be such a baby.
00:03:30Why are you always the worst?
00:03:38From this point on,
00:03:39you'll have one hour of alone time per day.
00:03:41That's one hour total.
00:03:43So time your bathroom breaks accordingly.
00:03:46And if the timer runs out?
00:03:49You lose and I get everything.
00:03:53Don't mess this up for me.
00:03:56Yeah, I wouldn't hold my breath there, garden girl.
00:03:58The challenge begins...
00:04:00now.
00:04:04Hey! No!
00:04:06No!
00:04:06You would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me?
00:04:10Do you want to watch me change?
00:04:12Look, unlike you, I have a life.
00:04:15And I planned on partying tonight.
00:04:18Five minutes to change, six tops.
00:04:20Don't follow me.
00:04:22Bye-bye.
00:04:22Bye-bye.
00:04:36Whoa!
00:04:37Privacy?
00:04:40You're still not dressed?
00:04:41We're only down to 15 minutes of free time.
00:04:45A good fit takes some time.
00:04:47Look, this challenge is bullshit anyway, okay?
00:04:50I'm gonna hire my own lawyer and fight this.
00:04:53Lawyer?
00:04:53With what inheritance?
00:04:55Listen, you privileged troglodyte.
00:04:58I can't think of anything worse than being chained to you,
00:05:00but my tuition, my dreams are on the line.
00:05:04No.
00:05:05You listen, dirt girl.
00:05:08I'm going out, so either you can come with me or...
00:05:12Hmm.
00:05:15Seems we don't have a choice.
00:05:21Come on, Tessie.
00:05:23Deep down in that cold cage of the heart
00:05:25is a fun-loving girl just yearning to be free.
00:05:28Hmm?
00:05:30Fine.
00:05:31But don't call me Tessie.
00:05:32Yes!
00:05:33Oh my God, I could kiss you right now.
00:05:35Unless you want me going tits out?
00:05:37Oh my God.
00:05:38We're gonna have to uncuff for a second, okay?
00:05:40Bye-bye.
00:05:42Fine.
00:05:43But I'm giving you one minute.
00:05:46One.
00:05:48And your fly is down.
00:05:58Shanie, baby.
00:05:59You made it.
00:06:00Here, we're taking shots.
00:06:03Mmm.
00:06:05Amen.
00:06:06Thanks.
00:06:07Ew.
00:06:09What's your gardener doing here?
00:06:11She smells like manure.
00:06:12Believe me, it wasn't my choice.
00:06:17Oh my God, you kinky boy.
00:06:20Is that a present for later, or...
00:06:26What the shit, Shane?
00:06:29That's not what this is, okay?
00:06:31Gram-gram's will had this dumb stipulation.
00:06:35What?
00:06:36You got tired of dry-humping trees?
00:06:38You had to go and steal my boyfriend?
00:06:40Rachel, I'm not interested in him.
00:06:42Oh, really?
00:06:43You used to be.
00:06:44What changed?
00:06:49I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:06:52Don't play dumb.
00:06:53I've seen you get jealous when I kiss him.
00:06:56No, I...
00:06:58Boyfriend?
00:06:59You know, since when?
00:07:00I said I wanted to keep things flexible, remember?
00:07:04Ooh.
00:07:05Guess being chained to his gardener is better than being Rachel Wexler's Netflix and chill.
00:07:14Rachel?
00:07:14Stop.
00:07:17Ooh!
00:07:18Oh, shit.
00:07:22Did you just break up with her for me?
00:07:25You didn't have to do that.
00:07:26Rachel had her chance to make it official with me, but she didn't.
00:07:30Don't worry, she'll get bored.
00:07:32Hit me up for a quickie, she always does.
00:07:34You wanna talk about that?
00:07:35I wanna dance.
00:07:37Let's dance?
00:07:39With me?
00:07:40Am I chained to anyone else?
00:07:43Here.
00:07:45Drink this.
00:07:46It'll help.
00:07:48Bottoms up.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:50Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:07:54Oh my God.
00:07:56Oh my God, what is that? Motor oil?
00:07:58Fine.
00:07:59More for me.
00:08:01God.
00:08:04Now let's dance.
00:08:09Oh, you're not having fun?
00:08:10Come on, come on.
00:08:11Hey, you gotta move in there?
00:08:12It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's.
00:08:15Can you moonwalk?
00:08:17No.
00:08:17Oh, oh.
00:08:19Gets them every time.
00:08:20What, am I giving you the ick?
00:08:25Ah, ah, ah, there it is.
00:08:27You know what, I miss that smile.
00:08:29It seems your caged heart opens to the power of dance.
00:08:31Dance?
00:08:32Mm-hmm.
00:08:33Well, I'm laughing because you're actually being redanceless.
00:08:37Get it?
00:08:37Like, ridiculous.
00:08:39You are embarrassing yourself.
00:08:43Take my hands, cuffs and all, come on.
00:08:47And all you gotta do is just move your feet.
00:08:50Left to right.
00:08:51There you go.
00:08:52Uh-huh.
00:08:52Feel the music?
00:08:53Is it just me?
00:08:54Or did they look like they're a couple?
00:09:07This is my friend.
00:09:10Watch out!
00:09:17Whoa.
00:09:29Was too necessary?
00:09:31You wanna slum it with the help?
00:09:33That's fine by me.
00:09:35But let me know when you want someone in your own tax bracket.
00:09:42Okay.
00:09:42Let's go.
00:09:46Let's frickin' party!
00:09:48Woo!
00:09:53Did you see that?
00:09:54Shane.
00:09:55She was pissed.
00:09:55Shane, I think we should go.
00:09:57All my friends are here.
00:09:58I want you to take me home.
00:10:00Come on, let's stay.
00:10:01Shane, let's go.
00:10:02I wanna go.
00:10:03Come on.
00:10:04You're having so much fun.
00:10:06Okay, come on.
00:10:11Pessy.
00:10:12You're so messy.
00:10:14But not as much as me because I saved you.
00:10:17Yeah, so funny.
00:10:19Okay, uh, stop.
00:10:20You need to take a shower.
00:10:21You're all sticky.
00:10:22I would, but, um...
00:10:26Shit.
00:10:27Okay, come on.
00:10:28Bathroom.
00:10:29Hungry.
00:10:29Oh, bathroom!
00:10:35Keep your eye on the wall.
00:10:39Yeah.
00:10:40I'm going.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:55Yeah.
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:56Yeah.
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:00Turn around.
00:11:01Okay.
00:11:06Okay.
00:11:08I need to grab this soap.
00:11:10I need to grab this soap.
00:11:11I need to grab this soap.
00:11:11Jeez.
00:11:12I need to grab it too.
00:11:12Yep.
00:11:14Get it.
00:11:14Can you get it?
00:11:15Yeah.
00:11:16Oh my gosh.
00:11:22Are you looking?
00:11:25Nope.
00:11:26Nope.
00:11:27No.
00:11:27No, no.
00:11:27I would never do that.
00:11:29I would never do that.
00:11:31Um, hey, uh, Tessa, do you mind getting my back?
00:11:35I mean, I would do it myself, but, uh, the thing is, like, way on your side.
00:11:40So...
00:11:41Yeah, for sure I can.
00:11:44Soft.
00:11:45I have, uh, sensitive skin.
00:11:47Okay, princess.
00:11:50Nice, nice.
00:11:51Can you go, uh, just a little lower for me?
00:11:56Lower.
00:11:57Uh-huh.
00:11:59A little bit lower.
00:12:02Uh, don't be shy.
00:12:04A little lower.
00:12:06You know, you're enjoying this a bit, too.
00:12:12Much?
00:12:20Uh...
00:12:23Seems like the timer reset up at night.
00:12:25These things are really starting to get on my nerves.
00:12:27I'm gonna go.
00:12:28Here you go.
00:12:29For you.
00:12:29Yeah.
00:12:30Okay, see you out there.
00:12:32Oh, no.
00:12:33Oh.
00:12:34You know what?
00:12:35Here you go.
00:12:36I was in the shower.
00:12:37Yeah, it's just...
00:12:39Mm-hmm.
00:12:54What?
00:12:56Um, I was thinking we should probably sleep in separate beds, so...
00:13:00You should probably ask Edmund for a spare cot.
00:13:02It's midnight.
00:13:04It's midnight.
00:13:04He's definitely sleeping.
00:13:08Uh, what are you doing?
00:13:09Making sure nothing untoward happens.
00:13:12Untoward.
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:13Your virginity's safe.
00:13:18Don't you have pajamas?
00:13:20You're lucky I'm even covering up.
00:13:23Here.
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:30Annoying.
00:13:34Whoa!
00:13:38Here you go.
00:13:40Ow!
00:13:44Shane, you only tried to kiss me because you're drunk, right?
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:56I thought so.
00:14:10What?
00:14:30Shane!
00:14:32Look, I am hung over, okay?
00:14:34Just let me sleep.
00:14:35Jesus.
00:14:36Sorry, some of us work for a living.
00:14:42Great.
00:14:43Now it's lopsided.
00:14:51What?
00:14:52Did you know there's a beehive over there?
00:14:55Oh, okay.
00:14:56Don't go near that tree.
00:14:57I don't have my EpiPen if you piss off the bees.
00:15:00You're allergic?
00:15:02Just tell Edmund he'll call an exterminator.
00:15:04No, it's okay.
00:15:05They only attack if you get too close.
00:15:06I mean, how would you feel if someone invaded your personal space?
00:15:09Hmm?
00:15:17Ooh.
00:15:18Am I dreaming?
00:15:19Who is that smoke shell?
00:15:25I'm gonna knock you out if you don't quit tugging.
00:15:27Hmm.
00:15:32Oh.
00:15:39Finally being helpful for once?
00:15:44Shane!
00:15:46Shane!
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:53hi hi what's your name dream babe
00:16:00oh it's you meet melody consider her your prize for failing the handcuff challenge
00:16:07i'm sorry i mean wouldn't you rather be chained to her than our gardener
00:16:11it's honestly beneath you don't talk about tessa like that i can manage the accounts for you
00:16:17okay and in return i'll see to it that you're very well taken care of okay are you seriously
00:16:25trying to bribe him jesus we're going to ace this challenge
00:16:34come on let's go
00:16:41thanks edmund okay we need to set some ground rules
00:16:48first things first separate beds you move in your sleep and you snore
00:16:54i do and second of all i need you to stop drinking and no going to parties
00:16:59what your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility what good does it do if you
00:17:04can't even stop drinking for a week at least moderate my tuition is on the line
00:17:08fine fine i won't drink and i won't go to parties good here sign
00:17:36huh look at this
00:17:40what the hell is wrong with you i said no parties no no no you said i couldn't go to
00:17:46parties and technically i mean
00:17:50okay you seriously have to be the most egotistical self-centered asshole in the entire world i mean
00:18:01look at the mess your friends are making please it's not like it's your job to clean it up
00:18:05yes sir that's only a job for the maids and i see edmund gets it
00:18:17where are you going to do my job gardening and please for me no more drinks
00:18:36what are you still doing here just enjoying your demise and this smooth 40 year old macallan scotch
00:18:45you're scotch man right just like your dad
00:18:51you know my offer still stands want to care for a suit can you try it's delicious
00:18:59piss off
00:19:06get lost get out of here stop i'm sorry move hey get out of here
00:19:19get out of here
00:19:24oh shit
00:19:25ah
00:19:26ah
00:19:28ah
00:19:30ah
00:19:30ah
00:19:30ah
00:19:30ah
00:19:30ah
00:19:31ah
00:19:31ah
00:19:32ah
00:19:34Tessa, you still out here?
00:19:37Tessa!
00:19:44Tessa!
00:19:46EpiVid!
00:19:48Entry bathroom!
00:19:49Bathroom?
00:19:50I want you.
00:19:59Hey!
00:20:00What the shit, man?
00:20:02Out!
00:20:03Now!
00:20:04Shane?
00:20:07It's okay.
00:20:09Ew!
00:20:10Get out!
00:20:11It's okay.
00:20:17Oh no, did Poison Ivy drink too much?
00:20:20Get out!
00:20:21Wait, Shane!
00:20:23Shane, open the door!
00:20:25Stay with me, okay?
00:20:28Shane!
00:20:30Oh no!
00:20:53Shane?
00:20:54Shane?
00:21:20Did you just kiss me?
00:21:22No!
00:21:23Huh?
00:21:24Yes, I mean, it was an accident.
00:21:33Tessa?
00:21:35Ah!
00:21:37Get off of me!
00:21:38Get off of me!
00:21:39Ah!
00:21:48Hi!
00:21:49Hi!
00:21:49You okay?
00:21:50Awesome!
00:21:52I need to go back to my house to get some clothes.
00:21:56I mean, if you need a shirt, you can borrow one of mine?
00:21:59No!
00:22:01I prefer my own.
00:22:08How could I forget?
00:22:21How could I forget?
00:22:24Huh!
00:22:32Like I can't.
00:22:32So you watch verticals...
00:22:35Here.
00:22:37Look, I don't want to hear it.
00:22:39I didn't say anything.
00:22:40Okay.
00:22:46Cover your eyeballs.
00:23:07Ahem.
00:23:09Did you write this?
00:23:10Write what?
00:23:14Her fingers grazed the shaft of his mighty sword.
00:23:17It's so big, Lady Tassandra exclaimed.
00:23:20I can see why you need such big muscles to wield it.
00:23:24That's Shakespeare.
00:23:25Don't break that.
00:23:30Keep your eyes to yourself.
00:23:32Mm-hmm.
00:23:33Oh, my God.
00:23:37Jeez.
00:23:47So why can't you swim?
00:23:49I just never learned.
00:23:51I'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals.
00:23:54You know, they say experience is the best teacher.
00:23:56Just jump right on in.
00:23:57So.
00:23:58Is everything a joke to you?
00:24:00You know my friends?
00:24:01All of them?
00:24:02You have those, right?
00:24:03They think I'm really funny.
00:24:05Yeah, the ones you pity.
00:24:10There's so many books out here.
00:24:23You know, this is actually kind of hot.
00:24:27Oh, shit.
00:24:27You drew in here, too?
00:24:30Hey.
00:24:31It's really good.
00:24:32Stop.
00:24:33Why are you embarrassed?
00:24:34I think it's really good.
00:24:35Give it back.
00:24:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:37You gotta tell me more.
00:24:37Shane!
00:24:38No!
00:24:39Shane!
00:24:39No!
00:24:43Easy, easy, easy.
00:24:44I got it!
00:24:45Just stand up!
00:24:45I got it!
00:24:46Just stand up!
00:24:47Just stand up!
00:24:48Yeah.
00:24:49Yeah.
00:24:49Something like that, right?
00:24:56What the hell?
00:25:00Rachel, what are you doing here?
00:25:03Shaney, baby.
00:25:04Same reason as usual.
00:25:06Come out of the pool and greet Mama properly.
00:25:18Still attached at the hip, I see.
00:25:20Garden girl, give us some space.
00:25:24Whatever you have to say in front of Tessa,
00:25:26you can say in front of me.
00:25:28Since when do you even know her name?
00:25:30Come on, Shane.
00:25:31Forget her.
00:25:33If you don't leave now,
00:25:35I'm gonna call the butler.
00:25:37Edmund!
00:25:37Not so fast.
00:25:39What's this?
00:25:42Sir Shanice the brawny.
00:25:45I'm going to love this.
00:25:48Stop!
00:25:48That's mine!
00:25:49Rachel, give it back.
00:25:50Hey, chat.
00:25:51Look at what I just found.
00:25:53Turns out Shane's gardener keeps a diary.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:00Is it just me?
00:26:01Or does Sir Shanice look a bit familiar?
00:26:08Is that...
00:26:10me?
00:26:14It's nobody.
00:26:18Are you okay?
00:26:22Give you five minutes.
00:26:26Tessa, what are you...
00:26:28Wait.
00:26:30I just want to talk.
00:26:38Why'd you do that?
00:26:39She's clearly hurt.
00:26:41I'm hurt.
00:26:42I miss you.
00:26:44You know, that's rich.
00:26:45You were just hooking up with a guy in my bed.
00:26:48I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:26:51I mean, come on.
00:26:53Isn't that why you've been hanging out with the Lorax?
00:26:56I've been thinking.
00:26:57I want to be something more serious with you.
00:27:00I know that's something you've always wanted.
00:27:15Shane.
00:27:16Shane.
00:27:18Shane.
00:27:28It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:42Of course he still likes her.
00:27:44He'd never like me.
00:27:45I'm just his gardener.
00:27:55I'm just a stupid boy.
00:27:58What am I doing?
00:28:12What?
00:28:14Hello?
00:28:16Is anyone there?
00:28:20Hello?
00:28:21Please.
00:28:24Please, someone let me out.
00:28:25I'm going to lose my tuition.
00:28:28Why would you suddenly want a relationship?
00:28:31And don't tell me it's despite Tessa.
00:28:33Of course not, Shane.
00:28:35I've always loved you, but you've always been so caught up on your ex.
00:28:38Hey, do not bring Natalie into this.
00:28:45Have you been distracting me?
00:28:49What's that?
00:28:53Oh, shit.
00:28:55Oh, that looked like it hurt.
00:28:57Bye.
00:28:58Bye.
00:29:00Bye.
00:29:02Bye.
00:29:03Bye.
00:29:03Bye.
00:29:03Bye.
00:29:04Bye.
00:29:05Bye.
00:29:06Bye.
00:29:07Bye.
00:29:08Bye.
00:29:10Bye.
00:29:10Bye.
00:29:10Bye.
00:29:13Bye.
00:29:18Can I ask you something?
00:29:21How long ago did you write that story?
00:29:25Bye.
00:29:27Oh, God.
00:29:29You must think I'm such a freak.
00:29:32I started writing that back when we were kids
00:29:34and back when you were nicer.
00:29:38But can we just, like, forget it?
00:29:46Okay, I'm going to show you something,
00:29:48but you have to promise not to laugh.
00:30:03Okay, I cannot believe I'm doing this.
00:30:12One time when we were kids, you, uh, gave me a flower.
00:30:17Okay, I wanted to hold on to it.
00:30:18I don't know why, so I smashed it in these pages
00:30:22and I left this, like, really cool impression.
00:30:23Then, anytime I saw a cool plant,
00:30:25I would just...
00:30:28Anyway, I don't know if you're going to rewrite
00:30:30the adventures of Sir Shanius and Princess DeSondra,
00:30:33but I don't know, maybe we could do it in here.
00:30:47I love you.
00:30:52I'm sorry, I...
00:30:53No, stop!
00:30:55I used to, but not any more.
00:30:57It was just back when we were kids.
00:30:59It's just, you showed me that really cute book
00:31:00and we almost lost the challenge
00:31:01and then I kind of just got lost in the moment.
00:31:03You know what?
00:31:04I should go.
00:31:04Tessa, Tessa, Tessa, Tessa, I...
00:31:05Tessa, it's...
00:31:06No, really.
00:31:07Uh, just please shut it.
00:31:10Yep, look at the time.
00:31:11I gotta go.
00:31:12I gotta get ready.
00:31:13For what?
00:31:13You're not even wearing a watch.
00:31:15Yep, let's go.
00:31:24So, you take classes at night?
00:31:27Yeah, I work during the day.
00:31:30Every day?
00:31:32Why are you so shocked?
00:31:33I literally work in your family's garden.
00:31:36As you can see here,
00:31:37the male anglerfish attaches itself
00:31:40to the backside of the females,
00:31:42merging its bodies with her
00:31:44until they become one.
00:31:47See?
00:31:51Is that heading a little too close to home?
00:31:54No.
00:31:56I have to go to the bathroom.
00:31:57Now?
00:31:58Yeah.
00:32:01What?
00:32:12Are you done?
00:32:14This is so gross.
00:32:16Yeah, well, it's not my fault
00:32:18that all the bathrooms were closed.
00:32:19Just keep an eye out while I zip up.
00:32:22Oh, trust, my eyes are anywhere else.
00:32:26Hey, whoa.
00:32:29Look, I don't care what kind of kinks you're into,
00:32:32but this campus is a place of learning.
00:32:34I'm calling this in.
00:32:35Tessa, tell me your pants are almost up.
00:32:38They're up.
00:32:38Okay.
00:32:39Hey, look, homeless.
00:32:41Oh, no.
00:32:48Stop.
00:32:49Stop.
00:32:51I don't run this much.
00:32:53Oh, yeah.
00:32:54I guess I don't either.
00:32:58Hey, I'm...
00:33:00I'm sorry about how I reacted earlier
00:33:03when you said that you...
00:33:04Please, please don't.
00:33:05No, I'm sorry.
00:33:06I was just being dumb.
00:33:07I...
00:33:07You're not dumb.
00:33:08Stop saying that.
00:33:09It's obvious to anyone who's met you
00:33:11that you're really smart.
00:33:12Why should no one ever told me that?
00:33:14Because you surround yourself with idiots and insecure assholes.
00:33:19True.
00:33:22Look, I'm really sorry I said I loved you.
00:33:25Tessa...
00:33:26I used to.
00:33:27Back when we were kids.
00:33:30I miss that.
00:33:32I miss us.
00:33:38Just...
00:33:39Be honest and tell me.
00:33:41Do you, um...
00:33:45Think there's a chance we could ever have that again?
00:33:49Do we really have to hate each other, Shane?
00:33:53For you.
00:33:54For being my friend.
00:33:58Always.
00:34:00Shane Arthur Devere.
00:34:02Inside.
00:34:03Now.
00:34:08What did I tell you about fraternizing with that girl?
00:34:10That's the gardener's daughter, for Christ's sakes.
00:34:12She's my friend, Dad.
00:34:15I like her.
00:34:16Your mother and I have arranged for you to marry someone
00:34:18more becoming of your station.
00:34:21Who?
00:34:22Natalie Prescott.
00:34:45So do I, do I drink too much?
00:34:47Is that it?
00:34:48My parents just died, Natalie.
00:34:52Between all the parties and drugs, are you even ready for a real relationship?
00:34:58Shane, please say something.
00:35:03Look, I...
00:35:06I think we're friends.
00:35:08And we're always going to be friends.
00:35:13Okay.
00:35:15Yeah.
00:35:16Friends.
00:35:19There they are.
00:35:20Stop.
00:35:21Police.
00:35:22We need to run.
00:35:23Oh, I can't.
00:35:24I'm so tired.
00:35:25On my back, Lady Tissandra.
00:35:26Let's ride.
00:35:27Go, go, go, go.
00:35:29Run, Cersei.
00:35:29It is.
00:35:30Run.
00:35:40Hey, it is not done, silly.
00:35:42Tasted fine to me.
00:35:43Uh-huh.
00:35:46Open up.
00:35:48You're warming up to me.
00:35:50I can tell.
00:35:51Uh-huh.
00:35:53Well, aren't you just two peas in a port-a-potty?
00:35:57Literally, how do you keep getting in here?
00:35:59You can forget about trying to sabotage us again.
00:36:01We're not uncuffing, okay?
00:36:03Tessa's tuition is on the line.
00:36:05And Shane's inheritance.
00:36:06Okay, relax.
00:36:08I'm here to apologize.
00:36:10Wait.
00:36:11Apologize to me?
00:36:14I am so sorry, Tessa.
00:36:17Again, you're apologizing to me.
00:36:20It's true.
00:36:21I've always seen you as a low-class nerd who was way too stuck up for her small bank account.
00:36:27Okay, if your plan is just to insult me into uncuffing...
00:36:30Let me finish.
00:36:34But now, I see you as a hard worker with an infectious spirit.
00:36:40I mean, look at how you've domesticated Shane.
00:36:45Let me uncuff.
00:36:46I want to talk to her alone.
00:36:48Just trust me.
00:36:54What are you doing?
00:36:55The cuffs are set to my biometrics.
00:36:57The clock is still ticking.
00:36:58That just means I have a whole hour to get her hair wet.
00:37:00Oh, very funny.
00:37:02I came here prepared this time.
00:37:04My hairspray is waterproof.
00:37:06Oh, yeah?
00:37:06Well, is it flowerproof?
00:37:09Don't you dare.
00:37:10Who told you to sabotage us?
00:37:12No, no, no.
00:37:13I'll tell you.
00:37:14Please, don't.
00:37:14Get her, babe.
00:37:15Hurry up, right now.
00:37:19Conrad offered Rachel half my inheritance to mess with us.
00:37:22I heard it straight from her mouth.
00:37:27Is that true?
00:37:29No.
00:37:31Give her half my fucking money?
00:37:34No way.
00:37:43Conrad.
00:37:46You may have fooled the lawyer, but you and I both know you're out to steal my inheritance.
00:37:50Rachel told me you'd give her half the money if she got us to fail.
00:37:54You know what I think?
00:37:56I think you don't deserve mother's fortune.
00:38:00You're impulsive.
00:38:02Self-destructive.
00:38:04You barely be trusted to wipe your own ass.
00:38:07Screw you!
00:38:09You're a disappointment, Shane.
00:38:12You're a disappointment to your grandmother, your parents, even your fiancé.
00:38:18Everyone knows that's why Natalie left you.
00:38:22By the looks of it, it seems you've gone and disappointed her, too.
00:38:42Shane, who is Natalie?
00:38:47Who is Natalie, Shane?
00:38:49Conrad said something about a fiancé?
00:38:51Shane!
00:38:54Just leave me alone.
00:38:57Okay.
00:38:59You want space?
00:39:01Give you space.
00:39:06Shit.
00:39:25We have to recuff.
00:39:27What's the point?
00:39:29Conrad's right.
00:39:30Okay, I'm a fuck-up.
00:39:32That's not true.
00:39:40Oh...
00:39:43Was that Natalie's?
00:39:45Who is she to you, Shane?
00:39:47She's proof.
00:39:49That I can't love you how you want me to.
00:39:53You know, I loved Natalie.
00:39:55I didn't at first, but then we got engaged and she got pregnant.
00:40:02And then my parents died.
00:40:04And I started drinking too much.
00:40:07She had boarded the baby.
00:40:08Told me I wasn't ready for a kid.
00:40:11A real relationship.
00:40:14And she left.
00:40:16And she left.
00:40:25No, she was right.
00:40:27I'm so sorry.
00:40:29Just leave.
00:40:31Okay?
00:40:31Everyone does anyway.
00:40:32I'm not going anywhere.
00:40:36Can I show you something?
00:40:39Fine.
00:40:44Come on.
00:40:53Mom.
00:40:54Mom.
00:40:55That's not a real plant.
00:40:57You're getting the floor wet.
00:41:00It's dying.
00:41:01They want to throw it away.
00:41:04All it needs is some love and care.
00:41:08Last time I saw your mom, she seemed fine.
00:41:11What happened?
00:41:13Early onset Alzheimer's.
00:41:14She doesn't remember who I am most of the time, but half my paycheck goes towards her care.
00:41:22Responsibility isn't a skill you have to learn, Shane.
00:41:25It's a choice you have to make to persevere when life piles on.
00:41:29You're the DeVere's boy.
00:41:32Right?
00:41:35My Tessa has such a crush on you.
00:41:40Mom?
00:41:43Tessa?
00:41:46Mom, you remember me?
00:41:49Of course I remember my own daughter.
00:41:53Come here.
00:41:56Oh.
00:41:58You in trouble?
00:42:00No, no, Mom.
00:42:01We're...
00:42:01These, uh, they're a prop for our engagement photos today.
00:42:05You know, Tessa just told Val and Shane.
00:42:09Tessa.
00:42:10Are you engaged?
00:42:12Oh, that's wonderful.
00:42:15I always believed in you, too.
00:42:19Let's see a kiss.
00:42:23Yeah.
00:42:24Yeah.
00:42:26Yeah.
00:42:31Yay!
00:42:41That fake kiss earlier was really nice of you.
00:42:46I promise I won't be weird again.
00:42:53You said I was faking it.
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:07Well, we have about 32 minutes left to free time, so I...
00:43:12wonder how many rounds you could get in.
00:43:14What the...
00:43:27You said I was...
00:43:45Oh, when we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:50But you always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:58I can be bad.
00:44:02Oh, yeah.
00:44:03Oh, my God.
00:44:11Oh, my God.
00:44:12Oh, my God.
00:44:13And this could be our little secret.
00:44:20Oh, my God.
00:44:23Oh, my God.
00:44:31Oh, my God.
00:44:36Oh, my God.
00:44:37What?
00:44:39Are you going to tell me you're a virgin?
00:44:41Because I know all about that, and I don't care.
00:44:44Oh, my God.
00:44:48Oh, my God.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:18Oh, my God.
00:45:26Oh, my God.
00:45:27Oh, my God.
00:45:30Oh, my God.
00:45:33Oh, my God.
00:45:43Oh, my God.
00:45:51Oh, my God.
00:46:16Oh, my God.
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:44Oh, my God.
00:47:02Oh, my God.
00:47:04Oh, my God.
00:47:10Oh, my God.
00:47:15Oh, my God.
00:47:23Oh, my God.
00:47:28Oh, my God.
00:47:38Oh, my God.
00:47:39Oh, my God.
00:47:40Oh, my God.
00:47:42Oh, my God.
00:47:42Oh, my God.
00:47:43Oh, my God.
00:47:48Oh, my God.
00:47:51People are flying in from all over the world to be here tomorrow.
00:47:54We have contracts with designers, caterers.
00:47:57We can't...
00:47:58No, no, you know what?
00:47:59I am not going.
00:48:00It is black tie.
00:48:01I don't even own a pair of heels.
00:48:03Tessa, you...
00:48:04No, you know what?
00:48:05You're the one who decided we're done after this, okay?
00:48:07So, what, the whole world is supposed to think we're a couple?
00:48:10I'm not doing this.
00:48:19Shane, I think it's time I showed you something.
00:48:22For Shane's challenge, I want the gardener, Tessa.
00:48:26I always liked her.
00:48:28She's got grit.
00:48:29And she brings out the best in him.
00:48:31It needs to be her.
00:48:34I trust you'll make it happen.
00:48:36It was never about the money, Shane.
00:48:39All your gram gram ever wanted.
00:48:41It was to see you happy.
00:48:57Tessa, I've got something very important to ask you.
00:49:01Shane, what are you doing?
00:49:03Tessa Birch, I don't know what we are.
00:49:06But I do know that I care about you.
00:49:09And right now, your future is on the line.
00:49:11And we can figure the rest out later.
00:49:15So will you be my date to my dead parents' gala?
00:49:19Until deathly allergies do us part.
00:49:24I do.
00:49:38Edmund gave us some money for some outfits, so get anything you want.
00:49:52I seriously have to wear these?
00:49:55Not these specifically, but...
00:49:58Have you never worn heels?
00:50:00Eh.
00:50:02One time, when I was 12, but I immediately broke my ankle.
00:50:05Now I have arthritis.
00:50:07So, why can't I just wear these?
00:50:08Those are hiking boots.
00:50:10That's why.
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:11Why can't I just wear a dress that covers my feet?
00:50:15Can you go look for her?
00:50:17She's being difficult.
00:50:20What are you planning?
00:50:23Do not embarrass me.
00:50:25Okay.
00:50:26Jeez, touchy.
00:50:28All right.
00:50:30You know, that's 20 minutes.
00:50:32How's it going in there?
00:50:34Don't turn around yet.
00:50:51First time for everything.
00:50:53How did I do?
00:50:59That bad?
00:51:00No, it's almost perfect.
00:51:05No, it's almost perfect.
00:51:09And...
00:51:11There.
00:51:13Lady Tissandra.
00:51:16Ready?
00:51:18Ready, Sir Shanius.
00:51:30Announcing Shane DeVere and Tessa Birch.
00:51:45Gardener cleans up surprisingly well.
00:51:48Doesn't mean she belongs.
00:51:50Clock the shoes.
00:52:00Let's do this.
00:52:07May I have this dance?
00:52:11Certainly.
00:52:12Put your hands on my shoulders.
00:52:16My hand's on your waist.
00:52:17We're going to do a spin.
00:52:18Are you ready?
00:52:18Yep.
00:52:19Okay.
00:52:20Two.
00:52:20One, two, three.
00:52:23This is cool.
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:26Have you thought about what happens when this is over?
00:52:29You mean after we win this thing?
00:52:31Oh, God.
00:52:32I don't know.
00:52:32I guess I go back to being obscenely rich.
00:52:38What about that?
00:52:40I was thinking...
00:52:43What if you came with me?
00:52:45To college?
00:52:47I think you'd really like it.
00:52:51Oh, I don't know about that.
00:52:52I don't really think I'm the type for school.
00:52:55Why not?
00:52:56There's like, frats there.
00:52:58There's frats?
00:52:58Do you want to drink beer?
00:53:00Do you want to drink?
00:53:01Mind if I cut in?
00:53:03Natalie!
00:53:08Oh, my God.
00:53:11So, um...
00:53:12Wait, so what are you doing here?
00:53:15You're Gram-Gram.
00:53:17I heard she died.
00:53:19I thought she never liked me, but then I got this invitation.
00:53:23I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:53:26No, it's okay.
00:53:26She went peacefully.
00:53:30Oh, uh...
00:53:32Natalie, this is Tessa.
00:53:33She's, uh, my...
00:53:35My, uh...
00:53:36We're cuffed.
00:53:36That's what we are.
00:53:37We're just cuffed.
00:53:37That's what we are.
00:53:38I can see that.
00:53:40Yeah, my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation.
00:53:43You know, it's a funny story.
00:53:44Not really.
00:53:45It's really good to meet you, though.
00:53:47I've heard such great things.
00:53:49Well, hopefully the stories weren't too bad.
00:53:51You look familiar.
00:53:53Tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around.
00:53:56Now Tessa is the gardener.
00:53:58Oh, family profession.
00:54:00That's cute.
00:54:02It's been a fun week.
00:54:03She's been teaching me how to garden.
00:54:05She's taken me to some night classes.
00:54:07Oh, night classes?
00:54:08Shane, that's...
00:54:10Daddy, Daddy, you're here.
00:54:17You know what?
00:54:20I'll give you ten minutes to talk.
00:54:29Looks like your bait worked.
00:54:32It's time to come to shine, babe.
00:54:34I'll do what I do best.
00:54:48You're not meant for him, Tessa.
00:54:52Go away, Rachel.
00:54:54I can't stand you.
00:54:56Look at them.
00:54:59Shane's an heir.
00:55:01You're a gardener.
00:55:03He was never going to choose you, Tessa.
00:55:05Wake up.
00:55:07No, you're lying.
00:55:09Shane loves me.
00:55:11Tessie said that.
00:55:12Face it, honey.
00:55:14You were just his passing interest.
00:55:17You don't need him, Tessa.
00:55:19You're tough.
00:55:20You would have worked hard for that degree.
00:55:23Either way, eventually.
00:55:24He's the one who needs you.
00:55:28It's him.
00:55:29It's him.
00:55:33He was playing you, girl.
00:55:35But you're in control.
00:55:37You can still make him hurt.
00:55:39All you have to do is leave.
00:55:45Gavin, you shouldn't run up on people like that, okay?
00:55:51Natalie, is this...
00:55:53He isn't mine, is he?
00:55:55Wait, you're not daddy.
00:55:57Where's daddy?
00:55:58Daddy's at home, remember?
00:56:00Now, go get something to eat.
00:56:01Mommy's talking to an old friend.
00:56:08So he's not mine.
00:56:10He's my husband.
00:56:12Matthews, we met after we broke up.
00:56:15If he was, would it change things?
00:56:18I wanted to be there for you.
00:56:20You and the baby.
00:56:22I mean, we almost...
00:56:23Oh, Shane.
00:56:26You'll find your person.
00:56:28I know I did.
00:56:31I think I already have.
00:56:35I should probably go find her so I can tell her.
00:56:42Hey, Shane.
00:56:44Um, I came back because I was worried for you.
00:56:47But it seems you're gonna be just fine.
00:56:50And for what it's worth,
00:56:52I think you'd make a great dad.
00:57:01Rachel, where's Tessa?
00:57:05Settle down, nephew.
00:57:08We're celebrating.
00:57:10You are about to lose everything.
00:57:14What did you do with Tessa?
00:57:20You can still make him hurt.
00:57:22All you have to do is leave.
00:57:27I know what you're doing, Rachel.
00:57:30And I'm not falling for it.
00:57:39I was trying to be helpful.
00:57:43Since when?
00:57:44You know, Rachel, you're a snake.
00:57:47And you know what gardeners do to snakes?
00:57:50Listen, you insolent bitch.
00:57:52That fortune was supposed to be mine.
00:57:55I had Shane wrapped around my finger long before you wriggled it.
00:58:01Okay, newsflash, Rachel.
00:58:03You know, you're knockoff Barbie doll self-afraid to break a nail.
00:58:08So, you wanna fight?
00:58:10Let's fight.
00:58:11Uh-huh, let's go.
00:58:12You wanna fight?
00:58:13Yeah, let's...
00:58:22The only person going anywhere is you.
00:58:26What?
00:58:27Take her away.
00:58:30Bye-bye.
00:58:32She left you, Shane.
00:58:35And you're a liar.
00:58:36She wouldn't.
00:58:40The only truth that matters right now is in about seven minutes, I'm gonna win everything.
00:58:51The family fortune is mine.
00:58:56Ours.
00:58:57Oh, yeah, right.
00:58:59Yeah, ours.
00:59:01You bastard, where is she?
00:59:05Now!
00:59:13Get off me!
00:59:16Fuck!
00:59:17You were supposed to give him the whole dose!
00:59:19I did!
00:59:20He's a fucking junkie!
00:59:22God damn it!
00:59:27Edmund, have you seen Tessa?
00:59:29Are you alright, sir?
00:59:32I haven't seen her.
00:59:33Have you checked out front?
00:59:35Tessa!
00:59:36Sir?
00:59:37Tessa!
00:59:40Tessa!
00:59:46Hands off, my girlfriend!
00:59:48Girlfriend?
00:59:49Don't you dare!
01:00:01Don't touch my man.
01:00:05I want to make babies with you.
01:00:07Same.
01:00:11Oh, shit.
01:00:13We have to stop eating like this.
01:00:14Call the cops.
01:00:16Oh, yeah.
01:00:17Oh, shit.
01:00:18Oh, there he is.
01:00:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:21Time.
01:00:23Sick!
01:00:25That was so fast.
01:00:26It was so sick.
01:00:29Not so fast.
01:00:33You're not calling anyone.
01:00:42Easy there, Conrad.
01:00:45Easy is what this was supposed to be.
01:00:51You got enough tranquilizers, baby?
01:00:53Uh-huh.
01:00:54See, this was supposed to be painless.
01:00:58But now it's gonna hurt.
01:01:00You'll never get away with this.
01:01:03Uh, I think I will.
01:01:05So this is your plan.
01:01:06To force us to separate at gunpoint?
01:01:08There are cameras, Conrad.
01:01:10You'll get caught.
01:01:13No, we won't.
01:01:14Conrad is a genius.
01:01:17I hacked your cameras and wiped all record of my meddling.
01:01:19And I just turned them off.
01:01:21No way you're gonna separate us.
01:01:23You'll have to kill us.
01:01:25I'm not gonna kill you.
01:01:30Tessa!
01:01:31Tessa!
01:01:33Fuck you.
01:01:42I'm gonna make you kill each other.
01:01:54Shane?
01:01:56Shane?
01:02:01Shane?
01:02:02Shane?
01:02:04Ow.
01:02:05Oh, my God.
01:02:05God.
01:02:08What's going on?
01:02:15Separate or die?
01:02:17Oh, shit.
01:02:18Oh, Conrad is crazier than I thought.
01:02:20Okay, we need to get out of here.
01:02:22Hey.
01:02:25What happened to your chest?
01:02:26What?
01:02:28I don't know.
01:02:29Maybe the hay scratched it or something.
01:02:33No, no, I need to go.
01:02:34Quick.
01:02:37Quick.
01:02:48Glad you're finally awake.
01:02:50Just in time, too.
01:02:54We have much to discuss.
01:02:58So what?
01:02:59You guys are like an evil power couple now, or...
01:03:02Well, you could say I surrendered to my ex's uncle.
01:03:12We really bonded over hating you.
01:03:15Ugh.
01:03:16Kidnapping?
01:03:17Unc?
01:03:18What makes you think you can get away with this?
01:03:21I'm about to be a billionaire.
01:03:23That's plenty of money to bury any truth.
01:03:27Or bury you if he refuses.
01:03:30Never.
01:03:31We'll just wait this out.
01:03:34Too long.
01:03:36That rash is moving fast.
01:03:39Tessa, you're the biologist.
01:03:42How long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone?
01:03:46What did you do?
01:03:48Well, it turns out a lot of injectable cosmetic products contain bee venom.
01:03:54Isn't that neat?
01:04:00You freaking psychopaths!
01:04:02You'd really stoop to murder?
01:04:05Wouldn't be the first time.
01:04:07Rachel, you do not have to do this.
01:04:11Shamey.
01:04:12I only wanted you for your money.
01:04:15This way, I get half.
01:04:17Here's the deal.
01:04:18By my estimate, and to be fair, I'm no doctor, but I'd say she's got about 15 minutes before
01:04:24her throat closes up and she goes into full-blown anaphylactic shock.
01:04:32So, if you separate her right now, there might be time to save her.
01:04:38So it's the money or the girl?
01:04:44Your choice.
01:04:47Uncle, why are you doing this?
01:04:49You really don't know?
01:04:52Because I'm the rightful heir.
01:04:55I'm the eldest son.
01:04:57Martha was always mother's favorite.
01:05:01It was all supposed to be mine.
01:05:04But then for some unknown reason, she decides to give you this chance.
01:05:11My mother decides to give you a chance to steal what's rightfully mine!
01:05:17I'm starting to think she had a damn good reason!
01:05:19Mark my words, you will pay for this.
01:05:25Looks like time's running out.
01:05:27You'd better hurry.
01:05:29Hey, you know what?
01:05:32After she's dead, let's bury her in the West Garden.
01:05:38I think she'd like that.
01:05:41Would she like that?
01:05:58Are you crazy?
01:06:00You could die!
01:06:02Those assholes made my life a living hell.
01:06:07I'm not going to let them get away with this.
01:06:10We are going to make it out of here.
01:06:13Together.
01:06:15Help me!
01:06:21It won't budge!
01:06:29I need you to break my glasses.
01:06:32What?
01:06:33What?
01:06:34But I love your glasses.
01:06:35You can't see without them.
01:06:36Breathing kind of takes precedent.
01:06:38You could use the wire to pick the lock.
01:06:41OK, OK.
01:06:42Stop.
01:06:45Come, come, come.
01:06:47Stop.
01:06:49OK.
01:06:52We're almost there.
01:06:57We have to uncuff now, Tessa.
01:06:59No, we can't make it.
01:07:02No, no.
01:07:04It'll be all right.
01:07:04We have about three minutes left, OK?
01:07:06If I run, I can grab that epi pen and get back here, OK?
01:07:09Oh, Shane.
01:07:11Don't.
01:07:11Please.
01:07:12We deserve a happy ending.
01:07:18That's why I have to do this.
01:07:20No.
01:07:21Don't.
01:07:22Shane!
01:07:22Shane!
01:07:23Shane!
01:07:23Shane!
01:07:28Edmund!
01:07:29Edmund!
01:07:29What is it?
01:07:30Call the family doctor.
01:07:57Come on.
01:08:04Tessa!
01:08:05Tessa, stay with me!
01:08:08I'm coming!
01:08:19Shane!
01:08:20I mean, what happened with the challenge?
01:08:22Did we win?
01:08:27This isn't OK.
01:08:28Rachel and Conrad can't just get away with this.
01:08:31They tried to kill me.
01:08:32Listen to me, Tessa.
01:08:33You're gonna be fine.
01:08:34OK?
01:08:35I'm gonna get a job.
01:08:37I'm gonna make sure your tuition is paid for.
01:08:39I'm gonna work.
01:08:41You hate work.
01:08:42I don't give a shit if I have to work with my two hands
01:08:45for the rest of my life, OK?
01:08:51I just want you to be a part of it.
01:09:00Wait, wait, wait.
01:09:02I thought you wanted to wait.
01:09:03I'm tired of waiting.
01:09:15What?
01:09:16It's not like you haven't seen all this before.
01:09:17Yeah?
01:09:18Well, that was before it.
01:09:20This was mine.
01:09:20I didn't know.
01:09:21Oh!
01:09:30Whoa.
01:09:32Well, it's not as big as a Centaurus.
01:09:35I mean...
01:09:37Kinda.
01:09:40Get on your back, Sir Shanius.
01:09:42I'm gonna ride you.
01:09:44Oh!
01:09:52So...
01:09:53How did I compare to the book?
01:09:55Hmm...
01:09:56I'd say it was a faithful adaptation.
01:09:59Hmm.
01:10:01There must be a way we could beat Conrad.
01:10:04We deserve a happy ending.
01:10:05The police searched the barn.
01:10:07Conrad wiped it clean.
01:10:09The cameras, too.
01:10:11It's his word against ours.
01:10:15Last shade!
01:10:16Oh!
01:10:17We're covered.
01:10:19We're covered.
01:10:20What is it?
01:10:23I noticed something odd while poking around our security database.
01:10:28Conrad not only wiped the last six days, he wiped the last six years.
01:10:33Dating back to the day your parents died.
01:10:35However, he was sloppy.
01:10:38And I managed to...
01:10:40Recover...
01:10:41This.
01:10:45Is that my parents' car?
01:10:47It is.
01:10:49Oh my God!
01:10:52Conrad killed your parents!
01:11:02He killed my parents, Tessa.
01:11:05Get away with it!
01:11:07We can figure it out, Shane.
01:11:10Conrad and Rachel think you're too dumb or too lazy to figure it out, but you're neither.
01:11:14That's our advantage.
01:11:17You know, you're right.
01:11:18Yeah, we're gonna beat him.
01:11:20We just gotta put our heads together.
01:11:21Yeah, that's good.
01:11:25Hey chat, we are celebrating.
01:11:28Guess who just won three billion dollars?
01:11:32Aw, is Tessa sad she lost?
01:11:36How's it feel knowing you're going to die poor?
01:11:39Feels like...
01:11:41What the...
01:11:42Revenge!
01:11:42What the... hey!
01:11:49Hey chat, check this out.
01:11:52Stay cheese!
01:12:07Taking my inheritance out already?
01:12:10You mean my birthright?
01:12:12Yeah, speaking of...
01:12:14You really should start packing your things, because I won't abide trespassers in my home.
01:12:19I'm not going anywhere.
01:12:21You see this SD card?
01:12:24I have proof you killed my parents.
01:12:34Proof.
01:12:35I...
01:12:36I murdered no one.
01:12:39That's not what you said at the barn.
01:12:41I had Edmund look through some old security footage, and he found a weird video of you cutting the brakes
01:12:47on my parents' car.
01:12:48Now I wonder what the lawyers will think about that.
01:13:00It doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks.
01:13:13It doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks.
01:13:20So...
01:13:20You'll stay quiet until I say so.
01:13:31Hey Lawman.
01:13:32I got something for you.
01:13:35Looks like he went home for the night.
01:13:38It's just me and you.
01:13:45No, no.
01:13:47You're just his passing interest.
01:13:54He's just using you, but you can make him hurt.
01:14:02Okay?
01:14:04Give me the card.
01:14:08He wouldn't.
01:14:10Shit.
01:14:13Don't fucking move.
01:14:23Why are you so...
01:14:28Don't tell me this is the only copy.
01:14:32You...
01:14:33You really are dumb as disco, aren't you?
01:14:41I can't believe you didn't make another copy.
01:14:44I was so right about you.
01:14:47You are a complete and total imbecile.
01:14:51Just like your father.
01:14:54You know that's why I had to cut his brakes, right?
01:14:57And steal your inheritance?
01:14:59It's not personal, buddy.
01:15:02It's nature.
01:15:03Survival of the fittest.
01:15:06And you two idiots who are standing in the way of my evolution.
01:15:10So you betray anyone, huh?
01:15:13Even your own family?
01:15:15What happens when Rachel gets in the way?
01:15:19Who?
01:15:22She already has.
01:15:24You think I'm gonna give that bimbo half my money, dummy?
01:15:29She's next.
01:15:34You're plotting to kill me?
01:15:38No.
01:15:39Baby.
01:15:40I would never.
01:15:41You idiot.
01:15:42Didn't you notice I took all of those selfies?
01:15:45If I go down, you go down.
01:15:57Okay.
01:15:58This is how this is all gonna go down.
01:16:00I'm gonna walk out of here with my inheritance.
01:16:04You hear me?
01:16:04My inheritance.
01:16:06And none of you are gonna get shot.
01:16:09You understand?
01:16:11Hmm.
01:16:13The fuck are you laughing at?
01:16:16Oh, you've already lost, Conrad.
01:16:19That phone right there?
01:16:21Yeah, it was streaming in the background.
01:16:22Rachel's 10 million followers just heard you confess to a shit ton of crimes.
01:16:28And just in case one recording wasn't enough, I made a copy, dumbass.
01:16:38Guess you two better get used to wearing these.
01:16:45Fucking influencer.
01:17:00Well, that's a conundrum.
01:17:03You two failed the challenge.
01:17:05But clearly Conrad played a part.
01:17:09Shelly's will to not account for this.
01:17:10Surely it's worth a second attempt.
01:17:13That might work.
01:17:16You want us to run the challenge back?
01:17:19Tessa!
01:17:20Tessa, say something!
01:17:23Sure. Why not?
01:17:25It doesn't scare me half as much this time around.
01:17:28What, are you scared?
01:17:30Okay.
01:17:32That said,
01:17:34Mr. Shane Arthur Devere.
01:17:39What do you say?
01:17:41Will you be cuffed to me one more time till death do us part?
01:17:44I do.
01:17:51Huzzah!
01:17:54Here we go again.
01:17:59Just got all my books for this semester.
01:18:02I'm so excited for this course on migration patterns of butterflies.
01:18:06What about you? Did you get your classes figured out?
01:18:09Early childhood education, bio 101 and art class.
01:18:13I don't know. I'm still figuring out my extracurriculars.
01:18:17Well, speaking of extracurriculars...
01:18:22Look what else I picked up.
01:18:31I love you.
01:18:33I love you too.
01:18:37I love you too.
01:18:54I have an idea.
01:19:00Feels familiar.
01:19:06Hi.
01:19:07Hi.
01:19:08I love you too.
01:19:09Is it better than me?
01:19:13I met a boy.
01:19:14I met a boy.
01:19:14Bye-bye.
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