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00:00:00Oh
00:00:12Who are you?
00:00:14Name's Conor, ma'am. I came to get you out of here.
00:00:17Just save yourself. This place is gonna blow. No can do ma'am. Hold on. I got you
00:00:45Dad. Sweetie, I am so glad you're safe
00:00:53Captain Connor Mitchell
00:00:55It is my honor
00:00:58To award you
00:01:00The National Medal of Valor for saving my daughter. Thank you, sir. Please
00:01:06Call me Jim
00:01:08Yes, sir
00:01:11And uh, probably owe you an apology to keep this mission secret. We did have to fake your death
00:01:18I hope you understand. Of course, sir. Now something new has popped up on our radar off the coast of
00:01:25Tarkev
00:01:26I want you as the commanding officer to take that threat out
00:01:30I'm sorry, sir. I
00:01:34Think I've seen enough action for a while. How about a different kind of action?
00:01:39Marry me
00:01:41You would make a fine couple
00:01:45I'm flattered, but I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to turn you both down for now
00:01:49I have a loyal woman waiting for me at home and she doesn't know I'm alive
00:01:55Now if you'll excuse me
00:01:57I have the perfect way
00:02:00To show her that I am
00:02:02Oh my
00:02:05Well, good luck, sir. Thank you, sir
00:02:16Tandy?
00:02:18Connor
00:02:19They told me you died. Oh my god
00:02:22Stewart
00:02:23You were supposed to be my best friend. I
00:02:27Connor
00:02:28Is that for me?
00:02:34This was a mistake. Oh wait, Connor Connor
00:02:37Stewart was just um consoling me during my grief
00:02:42We didn't know
00:02:45Please forgive me. I'm so sorry
00:02:50I will marry you
00:02:53Sure
00:02:54Yes
00:02:55Of course
00:02:59That look
00:03:00I should have known then
00:03:02But Tandy and I had been together for five years and I loved her with every fiber of my being
00:03:06I wanted to forgive her
00:03:13For the next six months I did everything in my power to make Tandy happy
00:03:19I took care of her every need
00:03:23Waited on her hand and foot
00:03:29Even swore I'd never accept another mission again
00:03:34But the only thing she seemed to care about were expensive dinners with stuart and his luxury gifts
00:03:39Stop it. You're too sweet
00:03:44Stuart!
00:03:48Oh my god
00:03:55When president Maverick awarded me an incredible fortune for saving his daughter
00:04:00I thought I could finally fix things
00:04:04I spent every dime buying Tandy's dream house
00:04:08Thanks again
00:04:10I appreciate it
00:04:15Stop it
00:04:16Tandy uh
00:04:17Can I talk to you for a sec?
00:04:19Can you make it quick? Stewart and I are running late
00:04:23Yeah, um
00:04:24Look, I have a surprise for you
00:04:27Connor, what is this?
00:04:32What is this? A timeshare?
00:04:33Can you take a page out of Stewart's book and be a little more responsible with your money?
00:04:37I mean, Jesus Christ
00:04:41Oh, Stewart!
00:04:42I just gave her everything she ever wanted
00:04:44She threw it away
00:04:48Tandy, what the hell?
00:04:50While we're out, can you make yourself useful and clean up this place?
00:04:54Please?
00:05:02More and more
00:05:03It seems like there's only one thing that I can give Tandy that she'll truly appreciate
00:05:12Mr. President
00:05:13Captain Mitchell
00:05:15I need you to reconsider taking the lead on this mission
00:05:19We just got new intel that the Sakani network is planning a deadly attack on our nation's capital
00:05:25And unfortunately, our point man is just not up to the job
00:05:30Connor
00:05:30Your country needs you
00:05:33I swore to Tandy I'd never accept another mission
00:05:36But does that even matter anymore?
00:05:45I have to go, sir. It's emergency
00:05:54God damn it. Oh geez
00:05:58Dad, you're not supposed to be getting out of bed by yourself
00:06:01That's my soul
00:06:02I come, I
00:06:09Here you go, Tom
00:06:10Thanks, Connor
00:06:13Great
00:06:14Now we're gonna be late
00:06:15Thanks a lot, Dad
00:06:18You're welcome
00:06:20Spitfire
00:06:24So, have you two set a wedding date yet?
00:06:29You know, the only reason I'm still kicking is so I can walk Tandy down the aisle into your arms
00:06:33You know that, right?
00:06:35Yeah, I know
00:06:36Connor, who was it that looked after you after your parents, uh, well
00:06:58You and Tandy were inseparable
00:06:59The moment I brought you in
00:07:01You too
00:07:04Son, give her another shot
00:07:06She'll come around
00:07:07I know it
00:07:22Okay, Tom
00:07:24I'll give her one more shot
00:07:25I think there's really something you should
00:07:28Tandy
00:07:29Oh my god, Connor
00:07:31Connor, I'm so sorry, my darling
00:07:33I'm sorry, I thought you were a coat rack
00:07:36Thank you
00:07:37Oh, honey, can you be a dear?
00:07:39And can you make up the guest bed?
00:07:42If Stuart is too drunk to drive home, I will call him an Uber, but he's not staying in our
00:07:47guest bed
00:07:49Oh, no, no, no, no
00:07:54The guest bed is for you
00:07:57Are you kidding me?
00:08:05Yeah, that's not gonna happen
00:08:07Honey, don't be rude
00:08:09Stuart is our guest
00:08:11You know how uncomfortable that guest bed is
00:08:13Other bed is our bed
00:08:17Don't fight, listen, I'll take an Uber home, it's fine
00:08:20No, no, no, no, I can't
00:08:23I can't let you spend all that money on an Uber
00:08:26I mean, besides, it's my fault that you just got so drunk
00:08:31Connor doesn't mind
00:08:33Right?
00:08:35Right?
00:08:37Do whatever you want
00:08:39Oh, pretty
00:08:41President
00:08:42Oh, ah, cheers
00:08:46Sir, I'm so sorry about cutting things short before
00:08:49Don't sweat it, soldier
00:08:52But I still need an answer from you
00:08:54I accept, sir
00:08:56Captain Connor Mitchell reporting for duty
00:08:59Connor
00:09:03Did you just accept another mission?
00:09:06You promised me that you would never deploy again
00:09:08You tell whoever is on that phone that you have someone at home to take care of
00:09:13Not a chance
00:09:13All right, I'm done with your bullshit, Tandy
00:09:16I'm deploying and that's final
00:09:21The last time you left me, they made me believe that you were dead
00:09:25You have a home
00:09:27A fiancé to take care of
00:09:29And not to mention, my father
00:09:32Did you forget about him?
00:09:33Don't pretend this is about Tom, this is about you
00:09:35It's always about you
00:09:37You never asked me once what I want
00:09:39How I feel
00:09:42You don't need a husband
00:09:44You need a butler
00:09:47If you accept this mission
00:09:50The engagement is off
00:09:52I am so serious
00:09:54She hasn't even pretended like we're engaged since I put that ring on her finger
00:10:01Like I said, sir
00:10:03I accept
00:10:05Don't you dare ignore me
00:10:09Did he just hang up on me?
00:10:13Do you know who you just hung up on?
00:10:17What could be more important than your future wife?
00:10:21The President of the United States, that's who
00:10:24We'll just talk about this tomorrow
00:10:26Yeah, sure
00:10:26I'll go make sure you and Stuart are comfortable together in my bed
00:10:31What are you talking about?
00:10:33I am sleeping in the guest bed with you
00:10:38Really?
00:10:39I told you, Stuart and I are just friends
00:10:42How many times do I have to say it?
00:10:45After all this time, I've tried to make up for my mistakes
00:10:48You still don't trust me
00:10:50Oh God
00:10:54She's right, you know
00:10:56It's not healthy to
00:10:58Bartle up all this anger
00:11:00Sorry, I can't just let go of you sleeping with my fiance
00:11:05So what?
00:11:06You hate me because I comforted Tandy in her time of need?
00:11:11You should be thanking me
00:11:13Thanking you?
00:11:16Yeah, man
00:11:18I comforted Tandy
00:11:20From the back
00:11:21The front
00:11:23Her mouth
00:11:25And don't worry
00:11:26I'll make sure she's real comfortable when you're deployed
00:11:39As much as I'd like to teach Stuart a lesson, he's not worth it
00:11:43Neither of them are
00:11:44Connor
00:11:47What the hell?
00:11:49Did you hit him?
00:11:50No
00:11:51If I had hit Stuart, you'd have to carry him out on a stretcher
00:11:54Bullshit
00:11:56This jarhead tried his best, but I narrowly dodged
00:11:58Are you out of your mind?
00:12:00Where is his jealousy coming from?
00:12:04Connor, why are you doing this?
00:12:06Don't leave me again
00:12:08I know you slept with Stuart
00:12:11Or sleeping with Stuart
00:12:13It's absurd
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I told you Stuart was just comforting me
00:12:18He was just being a friend
00:12:20Of course she'd deny it
00:12:22Even though it's right in my face
00:12:24Enjoy my bed, Stuart
00:12:25I'm out of here
00:12:26Connor, don't leave me
00:12:28I'm talking to you
00:12:34Your father's having a heart attack
00:12:38Come on, come on
00:12:40Put your arm around me
00:12:46He is always falling
00:12:49He should learn that he can't walk to the bathroom himself
00:12:52Tandy, move
00:12:53Not until you apologize to Stuart and I
00:12:56Tandy, your father is dying
00:12:58Dad, tell Connor to calm down and to deal with his
00:13:01Bullshit like a real man
00:13:03Son, don't go
00:13:05Connor, don't leave me
00:13:06See?
00:13:07Fine Tandy
00:13:08Fine, okay
00:13:08We can talk about this at the hospital
00:13:10Move
00:13:11God damn it
00:13:12You're not going anywhere
00:13:13I will not tolerate slander
00:13:15I don't have time for this
00:13:16I tried to warn you
00:13:22He's a violent man, Tandy
00:13:24All he knows how to do is fight and kill
00:13:27Tandy, your father is in serious danger right now, okay?
00:13:30He needs you
00:13:31Come with us, please
00:13:33My arm, I think it's broken
00:13:37Tandy
00:13:38Tandy
00:13:39Who do you love me?
00:13:47You hadn't gotten Major Nelson here so quickly
00:13:49Or if you hadn't been a donor match
00:13:52Well
00:13:54It's a miracle that he's still here
00:13:56You saved his life
00:14:02Where's Tandy?
00:14:05Oh, she chose the other guy, huh?
00:14:09Oh, shit
00:14:09To be fair
00:14:11Stewart is a fairly convincing whiner
00:14:19All right
00:14:21Relax, Major
00:14:24I'm not going to leave Tandy
00:14:26I'm not going to leave the other one of you
00:14:28Listen to me, Connor
00:14:31I loved you like you're my old son
00:14:35You know I told you to give her another shot
00:14:39But after what she pulled tonight
00:14:43I just want you to be happy
00:14:46Can you do that for me?
00:14:51Thanks, Tom
00:14:54Always considered you my father, you know that
00:14:56Look
00:14:59I got to be honest about something
00:15:00I accepted another mission
00:15:06Directly from the president and I got to deploy in a couple days
00:15:11I'm really proud of you, Connor
00:15:13I'm really proud of you
00:15:17Tandy take the news
00:15:19You must have liked that one
00:15:20To be honest, I don't know if Tandy would care if I lived or died
00:15:28Tandy?
00:15:33Connor, wait
00:15:35You think I don't care if you live or die?
00:15:38Connor, I'm sorry
00:15:44I'm so sorry that you feel that way
00:15:47Look at me
00:15:49Let's just go home
00:15:50Okay, we'll talk about this later
00:15:53They're unbelievable
00:15:55Connor
00:15:57Connor, I'm sorry, okay?
00:16:00I'll go home
00:16:02My home, that is
00:16:10What?
00:16:13What?
00:16:13Connor!
00:16:14I'm ready for breakfast
00:16:17Connor!
00:16:22Jesus Christ
00:16:25What are my keys?
00:16:30Connor
00:16:35Oh, hey!
00:16:36Don't forget these
00:16:38Thanks
00:16:42I love you
00:16:43I love you more
00:16:45Not possible
00:16:47Definitely possible
00:16:51Come back quickly
00:16:52I'll be at just 30
00:16:53I'll be at just a minute
00:16:58Oh, God!
00:17:02Come on
00:17:03Why did you get so heavy?
00:17:05Oh, God!
00:17:08He told me not to try this on my own
00:17:12Is Connor here to change my catheter?
00:17:14Or do you want to change my catheter?
00:17:16No!
00:17:17No!
00:17:18Not a chance
00:17:19Stop!
00:17:21I'm just kidding, Tandy
00:17:23Shit
00:17:26Come on, Connor
00:17:27Please pick up
00:17:29I need you
00:17:31Come on, come on
00:17:35Connor
00:17:45Hello?
00:17:46Captain Mitchell
00:17:47We are thrilled to have you leading this mission
00:17:51In fact, we are honoring all the members of the Strike Force team
00:17:56At a state dinner tonight
00:17:57I'd like you to be there as the guest of honor
00:18:00I'll be there, sir
00:18:01Excellent
00:18:01I'll see you this evening
00:18:04Though I'll have to get my dress uniform from Tandy's house
00:18:11Oh, Connor!
00:18:16Connor, where have you been?
00:18:17I missed you
00:18:19Hey!
00:18:21The kitchen is a mess
00:18:23None of my clothes are dry cleaned
00:18:25It is like you have not been here for days
00:18:28That's because I haven't been here for days
00:18:31Three days to be exact
00:18:33Thanks for noticing, though
00:18:34Excuse me!
00:18:35Don't give me attitude
00:18:37Stuart and I have a very important state dinner to attend
00:18:40For his defense contracting business
00:18:43Now, be a good fiancé
00:18:45And clean up
00:18:47Clean up yourself
00:18:49Connor!
00:18:50Connor, I'm talking to you!
00:18:59The president should be here any moment, sir
00:19:01Thank you
00:19:05Oh, thank you
00:19:07Thank you
00:19:08Thank you
00:19:35Is the brain damage acting up, buddy?
00:19:38I think you might be lost
00:19:40What are you doing here, Connor?
00:19:42I told you to stay home and clean!
00:19:43I'm here because I was invited
00:19:47Newsflash, Jarhead
00:19:48This banquet is for the people who order grunts like you
00:19:53To go over and get killed in the sand
00:19:56So, why don't you get lost before I call security?
00:20:00Stuart, if you belittle one of my fellow service members again
00:20:04I'm gonna bury you in the sand
00:20:11Okay, Connor, can you stop embarrassing me and just leave?
00:20:15Please?
00:20:15Like I said, I'm here as someone's guest
00:20:19Why don't you two go solicit some more generals and let me enjoy my champagne
00:20:23Rothschild Industries generate billions of dollars in contracts
00:20:29We practically run the Pentagon
00:20:32I'm friends with the president's guest of honor
00:20:36That's right
00:20:36The gentleman this whole dinner is celebrating
00:20:39Happens to be a very close personal friend
00:20:42Yeah
00:20:43I wasn't aware of that
00:20:44I don't know who pitied you and passed along an invite
00:20:48But the washed-up, shell-shocked vet has no business here
00:20:54I'm getting secret service
00:20:58Captain Mitchell?
00:21:00Hey lady, staying out of trouble these days?
00:21:03No, I only stick to the good kind of trouble
00:21:07We have a minute
00:21:08Sasha
00:21:13Okay, I take it you're not a fan of my father's
00:21:18Let's catch up later, Connor
00:21:19I like that
00:21:26Staying out of trouble these days?
00:21:28The nerve to flirt with a classless slut in front of me
00:21:31Do you seriously not know who that is?
00:21:34And secondly, you are literally here as Stuart Staten
00:21:37How dare you
00:21:42Are you messing with my woman?
00:21:45Don't worry
00:21:45I don't want anything to do with her
00:21:47Wait
00:21:48Let's see how tough you are when the secret service throw you in an unmarked van
00:21:53Boys
00:21:55I really wouldn't listen to him if I were you
00:21:57Have fun being waterboarded in some black site for the rest of your miserable life
00:22:02Grab him
00:22:04What?
00:22:05What are you doing?
00:22:10What are you doing?
00:22:12No you idiots, grab him!
00:22:14Why would we kick out the president's guest of honor?
00:22:17Oh, come on Stuart
00:22:18You must recognize your close personal friend
00:22:23No, this must be some kind of mistake
00:22:25He's
00:22:26Ladies and gentlemen
00:22:28My fellow Americans
00:22:30It gives me great pleasure
00:22:33To celebrate
00:22:34A decorated war hero
00:22:38And a man that I
00:22:40Can proudly call my personal friend
00:22:44Captain Connor Mitchell
00:22:51Good to see you sir
00:22:54Ladies and gentlemen
00:22:56In just a few days
00:22:58Captain Mitchell is going to lead a team
00:23:01To take out one of America's most notorious enemies
00:23:06So I do hope you will all join me in a toast
00:23:13Wishing them good luck
00:23:14And Godspeed
00:23:17Thank you sir
00:23:22Connor wasn't bluffing
00:23:23He really is leaving me
00:23:29Goodbye at last
00:23:38Well look who it is
00:23:41America's favorite army guy
00:23:44What you doing army guy?
00:23:46Leaving
00:23:49On your little mission?
00:23:51Hoorah!
00:23:51What happened to you Stuart?
00:23:54We used to be best friends
00:23:55Do you remember that?
00:23:57Or were you always just
00:23:58Chasing Tandy?
00:24:01Best friends
00:24:03You think you're better than everyone else
00:24:06Actually I don't think that at all Stuart
00:24:07Save the boy scout humility
00:24:10God you're so great
00:24:11You think you're some kind of savior don't you?
00:24:15You're a tool
00:24:17You know why I could take Tandy from you?
00:24:21Because it was easy
00:24:23Wow
00:24:24Well thanks for sharing
00:24:26Good news for you though is
00:24:28You'll never see me again
00:24:30Tandy's your problem now
00:24:31Yeah
00:24:31Give me a break
00:24:35You're gonna be coming crawling back
00:24:37Hey Tandy
00:24:39Oh let me make your bed
00:24:40Can I wipe your dad's ass?
00:24:43Thanks for your service
00:24:45Major cuck
00:24:47Hey maybe when you're back
00:24:48You can help take care of my kid too
00:24:54This guy can bother you Connor
00:24:56I'm more than a fly Tom
00:24:59You take care of yourself
00:25:00I'm shipping out
00:25:06What's going on?
00:25:08I just felt the whole house shake
00:25:09You good to Tom while I'm gone
00:25:11You understand me?
00:25:15Strong arms son
00:25:18Hey are you okay?
00:25:20Your jarhead ex-boyfriend's off to die in some other shithole country
00:25:25On the bright side
00:25:27It looks like we have the place to ourselves
00:25:29What? No no we can't let him go
00:25:32No come back
00:25:33What the fuck?
00:25:34Connor please
00:25:34Please don't leave me Connor
00:25:44Connor please
00:25:46Stuart do something
00:26:06I swear that man is god's favorite
00:26:16Miss Maverick
00:26:19What are you doing here?
00:26:21Oh you know just enjoying the view
00:26:24Please call me Sasha
00:26:26I'm sorry Sasha
00:26:28But it's not safe here
00:26:31We're not firing blanks
00:26:33I'd assume nothing less
00:26:37Carry on
00:26:46Come on
00:26:47Come on
00:26:51What?
00:26:52Hey
00:26:53I was just about to level up
00:26:55Stuart
00:26:56I can't live like this
00:26:58Clean up this mess
00:26:59Me?
00:27:00It's your house woman
00:27:01Well Connor would have cleaned it out by now
00:27:04Do not compare me to your ex
00:27:06A deadbeat
00:27:08I have a big meeting today
00:27:10You want this place clean?
00:27:12Hire a maid
00:27:13Give me this
00:27:14Jesus
00:27:19I have a big meeting today
00:27:25So
00:27:27Does the great Captain Mitchell get jitters before a big mission?
00:27:31Well there's always a chance I won't come home
00:27:35But if it means saving innocent lives
00:27:37I won't hesitate
00:27:40And what if I asked you not to leave?
00:27:44Would you stay?
00:27:49Sasha
00:27:51I already stopped serving my country once
00:27:53To try and make a relationship work
00:27:55And I'll never do that again
00:28:06What was that for?
00:28:08Look
00:28:10So you come home to me
00:28:24It wasn't my fault you left
00:28:25Was it?
00:28:30Where have you been all night?
00:28:35Excuse me?
00:28:36Is that a lipstick stain?
00:28:37Uh, relax
00:28:38Mom
00:28:39I was working
00:28:40Okay, well before you go to bed
00:28:42Can you just help me around the house for a little bit?
00:28:53Dad
00:28:54Dad, wake up
00:28:55Wake up
00:28:56What?
00:28:56What?
00:28:56What?
00:28:57What the?
00:28:57I need you to contact Connor
00:28:58What?
00:28:59What?
00:29:00I know you have the connections
00:29:01Please, please
00:29:02It's an emergency
00:29:02What's that?
00:29:03It's time for you to call Connor
00:29:08Hey, don't worry everyone
00:29:09I'm here to save you
00:29:10What?
00:29:11What?
00:29:11What?
00:29:16Captain Mitchell
00:29:17I got two minutes on this timer
00:29:19Please tell me you're calling with some directions
00:29:20Oh, Connor
00:29:21Oh, thank God
00:29:22Thank God you answered
00:29:23You have no idea what I've been through
00:29:25Tandy?
00:29:28Look
00:29:29Tandy, this isn't really a good time, okay?
00:29:31I'm sort of in the middle of something
00:29:32What could be more important than your fiance's happiness?
00:29:36Tandy
00:29:40Take a hint
00:29:42You chose Stuart
00:29:43I moved on
00:29:44Now
00:29:45You'll excuse me
00:29:46I got six seconds until a bomb goes off and we all die
00:29:50Oh my God
00:29:50Did you just say bomb?
00:29:52Mom?
00:29:58It's okay
00:30:00We're safe
00:30:01Now let's go
00:30:03Go
00:30:04Go
00:30:06Connor, can you hear me?
00:30:08Answer me, answer me please
00:30:11Oh my God
00:30:16Once again, Captain
00:30:17The country is in your debt
00:30:20You earn many more of these
00:30:21You're going to need to see a chiropractor
00:30:24I think I can handle it, sir
00:30:25Good
00:30:26Now listen
00:30:27The conflict between Karzan and Tar Kev is starting to heat up
00:30:31And we need your expertise
00:30:35Welcome to your first day as presidential advisor, Captain
00:30:40Why don't we find somewhere private where I can catch you up to speed
00:30:45Unfortunately, I do have one more loose end I need to tie up first
00:30:53No, I can't
00:30:54I can't
00:30:55I can't
00:30:56Put that down
00:30:58I've got a more pressing job for you
00:31:01Sex with men
00:31:03Not now, Stuart
00:31:05Come on
00:31:06Let me show you how much I love you
00:31:08Then help me clean
00:31:10That's what Connor would do
00:31:12That's what Connor would do
00:31:14He's gone
00:31:15You chose me
00:31:17Remember?
00:31:21Is that a helicopter?
00:31:23Connor
00:31:39I'm so happy you're alive
00:31:41And you rented a helicopter
00:31:44For me
00:31:45Wow, man
00:31:47That is pathetic
00:31:48How many VA checks did that cost you?
00:31:50Actually
00:31:51I'm just here to drop off something for you
00:31:54Look, I've been thinking a lot lately
00:31:57And I get it
00:31:58You taking on that mission
00:32:00And fighting with Stuart
00:32:03I mean that weird thing with the timeshare
00:32:05You were just trying to get my attention
00:32:07And I was just
00:32:13Hello
00:32:13Tandy
00:32:14This is Sasha
00:32:16That's her helicopter parked over there
00:32:18Tandy
00:32:20Good to meet you
00:32:22Again
00:32:22Connor, this is way too far
00:32:25If you wanted to come back
00:32:26All you had to do was apologize
00:32:29You don't have to try and make me jealous
00:32:31By bringing around some cheap hoes
00:32:33I know you're not talking about me
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:36Do you see a red light on my porch?
00:32:39Wake up, honey
00:32:40He's not fine
00:32:42Call me a whore one more time
00:32:44I dare you
00:32:46Hey, Skank
00:32:47No one touches my girl
00:32:54Do you hear that?
00:32:56I'm getting a call
00:32:59Connor
00:33:01You're choosing her side
00:33:03I'm your fiancé
00:33:05We co-own a house together
00:33:06No we don't, Tandy
00:33:08I bought a new house
00:33:09I signed this one over to you in full
00:33:12Consider it a parting gift
00:33:15You have another house?
00:33:18With what money?
00:33:20A highway overpass doesn't count as a home
00:33:22Oh me
00:33:24Let's go, Stuart
00:33:30I'm so sorry
00:33:32I didn't want you to see that side of me
00:33:34I can usually contain myself
00:33:36But that woman
00:33:39What?
00:33:40Never been more attracted to you
00:33:45Don't we?
00:33:53Uh, why is this empty?
00:33:55I can't sleep without my medication
00:33:59Right
00:34:01Connor always refilled them
00:34:04Well
00:34:06So long as you're up
00:34:08About that
00:34:10I want to wait till marriage
00:34:13I'm a traditional girl
00:34:16What?
00:34:17We've already
00:34:17That's fine
00:34:18Oh, goodnight, Stuart
00:34:40So good
00:34:40Don't be too long
00:34:47I need this brought out with dessert
00:34:51This is worth more than you make in a decade
00:34:54Don't mess it up
00:34:57Oui, mosto
00:35:05Because Antarket's strategy you pitched to B.P. Bolton was a hit
00:35:08My dad is thrilled
00:35:10He should be proud
00:35:13I'm just glad I can help my country
00:35:16Captain Humility
00:35:19Let's go to dinner and celebrate
00:35:21My treat
00:35:22I'm in
00:35:28A VIP table in the most exclusive restaurant in the city
00:35:34Oh, Stuart
00:35:35This is just spectacular
00:35:40I told you
00:35:43Connor could never give you the life you deserve
00:35:48The salmon
00:35:51The dessert course, remember?
00:35:53Oui, monsieur
00:35:54I recall
00:35:56A petit problem
00:35:58We are in need of the table
00:36:01Excuse me
00:36:02This dipshit is confused
00:36:05There's another VIP table over there
00:36:08I'm afraid not, monsieur
00:36:10We had a very important guest arrive
00:36:13And we are clearing the entire section
00:36:15Who could be more important?
00:36:18The whole VIP section?
00:36:32This man is a stalker
00:36:34Someone kick him out before I call the cop
00:36:36We should just go
00:36:37Nonsense
00:36:38This is your favorite restaurant
00:36:40And look
00:36:41He brought his little skank around too
00:36:44To ruin our evening
00:36:45Watch your tongue, monsieur
00:36:48Mademoiselle Maverick is our honored guest
00:36:51You must go
00:36:52Now
00:36:53And where would we sit?
00:36:59Bon appétit
00:37:01Oh god
00:37:04Stuart
00:37:05We should just cancel
00:37:06No
00:37:07Just
00:37:08Wait for dessert
00:37:19Oh god
00:37:20Tandy
00:37:23Oh
00:37:25Stuart
00:37:27Uh
00:37:30Oh my god
00:37:30Tandy
00:37:32Tandy
00:37:34I've wanted you from the minute I saw you
00:37:37Marry me
00:37:38Stuart
00:37:38Stuart
00:37:39We're right outside the bathrooms
00:37:41Seriously?
00:37:43Nothing's ever good enough for you uppity bitch
00:37:47What the fuck?
00:37:50Bitch
00:37:53Connor saved me?
00:37:57Connor
00:37:58I knew you still loved me
00:38:00Tandy
00:38:00That's not what this is
00:38:02That's not what this is, okay?
00:38:03Stuart is dangerous
00:38:04Can you please drop the Captain America act and just come home?
00:38:08Tandy
00:38:09You made your choices
00:38:11Go ahead and live with the consequences
00:38:18I'm sorry
00:38:19I feel like
00:38:21Dinner's kind of ruined
00:38:23I still think there's room for dessert
00:38:26Okay
00:38:28Yeah, you're right
00:38:29I made my choice
00:38:30A better one
00:38:32I'm with a real man now
00:38:36Hey, we're getting married
00:38:39Get down with me
00:38:41You idiot
00:38:42Oh yes
00:38:43Yes
00:38:43Stuart
00:38:44I will marry you
00:38:55Let's get home and practice for a wedding night
00:38:58Uh, I actually
00:38:59Actually
00:38:59Oh god
00:39:00I have a headache
00:39:01So bad
00:39:02Did you or did you not just agree to marry me?
00:39:05Uh, yes
00:39:07Yes, of course
00:39:08Of course
00:39:08But
00:39:09Um
00:39:10You have to get permission from my dad first
00:39:14You know I'm a traditional girl
00:39:16Oh god
00:39:20What the fuck?
00:39:24You know
00:39:27It doesn't feel real to me sometimes
00:39:30This house
00:39:32This new life
00:39:33You
00:39:36Tell me
00:39:39How did a guy get so lucky?
00:39:41I'm a very thorough researcher, Comm
00:39:45I know why you joined the marines
00:39:48To pay for Tom's medical pills and Tandy's education
00:39:53You're a good, kind man
00:39:57It's like one of the sexiest qualities in the world
00:40:00Not to mention you saved my life
00:40:03I was hoping you weren't gonna leave that out
00:40:14I asked you to marry me
00:40:16The moment we landed on U.S. soil
00:40:19That was
00:40:21And is a very real offer
00:40:27Um
00:40:29Connor Mitchell
00:40:32Will you marry me?
00:40:36Sasha, wait
00:40:37This doesn't feel right
00:40:48I don't know
00:41:01Sasha Maverick
00:41:04Just a few short weeks you've become the light of my life
00:41:12Will you do me this honor and marry me?
00:41:15You almost gave me a heart attack
00:41:20Fuck yes
00:41:27Well, one of us had to get down on their knee
00:41:30I wanted it to be me
00:41:34Um, while you're down there
00:41:36Can you do one more thing?
00:41:39Captain
00:41:40Ma'am, yes ma'am
00:41:47Tandy, my beautiful daughter
00:41:51I know we've had our disagreements
00:41:54No matter what
00:41:57No, I love you
00:41:58No, I love you
00:41:58And I
00:41:58Want you to be happy
00:42:02Yeah
00:42:03Whether that's with
00:42:05Connor
00:42:07Who I love
00:42:09Or
00:42:11That prick
00:42:13You know
00:42:14You know how I feel about him
00:42:17Well
00:42:19Danny, I love you
00:42:20And it's
00:42:22Your choice, kiddo
00:42:24It's your choice
00:42:27Hey, Connor
00:42:29Tell me I don't have much longer
00:42:30So I'm just recording some
00:42:32Last wishes for
00:42:34Dandy
00:42:35It looks like
00:42:37It's like you have something to tell me
00:42:39Talk to me
00:42:40What is it?
00:42:43I met someone
00:42:45New
00:42:47Sasha Maverick
00:42:50Sasha Maverick, the president's daughter
00:42:53The
00:42:55God, she's gorgeous
00:42:57Lucky you
00:42:59God, way to go, son
00:43:02So you're not upset?
00:43:04Hell no, man
00:43:06All that shit my daughter's put you through
00:43:10Actually
00:43:11I'm relieved
00:43:14Good for you
00:43:15Well
00:43:17In that case
00:43:20Will you be my best man?
00:43:27I'd be honored
00:43:29Thank you
00:43:31Connor
00:43:33Good
00:43:35I want you up and walking
00:43:37For my wedding day, you got that?
00:43:40Yes, sir
00:43:43Connor
00:43:45Connor
00:43:46You're getting married?
00:43:48So I wasn't enough for you, huh?
00:43:51And now you have to torture my dad with your theatrics now, too?
00:43:54Candy
00:43:54Look
00:43:56I'm sorry that you had to find out this way
00:43:58But yes, I am engaged
00:44:00And your father's happy for me
00:44:04Can I talk to you outside for a second?
00:44:06Now
00:44:10Connor, don't leave me with him
00:44:12I'm back
00:44:12I'm back
00:44:13I'm back
00:44:13I'm back
00:44:13I'm back
00:44:29Don't
00:44:30That I get your blessing, so
00:44:34No
00:44:40What?
00:44:42You deaf and stupid
00:44:43I said no
00:44:45Not in a thousand years
00:44:48Tandy, what?
00:44:49Connor
00:44:51What did I ever do to you, huh?
00:44:53Why are you torturing me like this?
00:44:55Torturing you?
00:44:56I'm just trying to move on with my life
00:44:57It used to be our life
00:44:59Candy
00:45:00I don't think your new fiance would appreciate that
00:45:04No
00:45:05Stuart
00:45:06I was just trying to make you jealous
00:45:09I'm so sorry, baby
00:45:10Please, please
00:45:11Candy
00:45:12You slept with someone else
00:45:14And every time I tried to extend an olive branch to you
00:45:17You threw it back in my face
00:45:18What do I have to do to show you that I love you?
00:45:21That I've always loved you
00:45:23Candy, there's nothing you can do, okay?
00:45:24Do you understand that?
00:45:26Excuse me?
00:45:33Sasha, that's not what it looks like, okay?
00:45:35Actually
00:45:37Yes
00:45:38It is
00:45:39Connor and I are in love
00:45:41We've always
00:45:46Don't worry, baby
00:45:46I saw everything
00:45:48If this deranged slut thinks she can come between us
00:45:51She's got another thing coming for her
00:45:53Bring it on, bitch
00:45:54Candy, enough
00:45:56I've moved on
00:46:00No
00:46:02No, no, no
00:46:03Connor
00:46:03Connor, tell me that is fake
00:46:06Please, Connor, please
00:46:07Tell me it's not real
00:46:09Candy
00:46:09No, it can't be real
00:46:12You can't leave me like this
00:46:15It's over, Danny
00:46:18Listen
00:46:19You old goat
00:46:20I have one shot left at holding on to Dandy
00:46:24I can feel her pulling away and I don't know why
00:46:27I'm the perfect boyfriend
00:46:29I've
00:46:29That's a hoot
00:46:31I practically raised that kid to be the man he is
00:46:35Connor is honorable
00:46:37He's
00:46:39He's a good person
00:46:41Hard working
00:46:44Unlike you, Stuart
00:46:46You're a parasite
00:46:48You're pathetic
00:46:50I'm not gonna give you a blessing
00:46:53Tandy hasn't seen it yet
00:46:55But my girl, she'll come around
00:46:59Don't have that much longer
00:47:00But the days I do have
00:47:02I thank god that I get to
00:47:06See your ass get kicked
00:47:08And I will
00:47:11Pathetic
00:47:12And leave
00:47:13Oh, Matrix
00:47:14Connor
00:47:15Connor
00:47:16No
00:47:17You won't
00:47:34Oh
00:47:47Dad
00:47:49Tom
00:47:50What happened?
00:47:52Stop
00:47:52I told him
00:47:53But I was so happy
00:47:54that we were getting married
00:47:55His heart just came out
00:47:57What?
00:47:58I'm so sorry
00:47:59No
00:47:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:03Connor, do something.
00:48:05Do something.
00:48:07You can hear me, yeah?
00:48:10It's okay.
00:48:21I planned on marrying Connor in this church.
00:48:24I never thought I'd be holding my father's funeral here.
00:48:26Major General Tom Nelson was the bravest man I ever knew.
00:48:35He saved people.
00:48:38He saved me.
00:48:40When my parents were killed, he took me in and raised me as his own son.
00:48:47On the day he passed away, he even agreed to be the best man at my wedding.
00:48:55Thank you, Major.
00:48:58I'll never forget what you've done for me.
00:49:22Tom was also a bit of a father to me.
00:49:26He begged me to marry his daughter.
00:49:30Please, he asked, save her from him.
00:49:37You see, Tom hated you, Connor.
00:49:43He never forgave you for walking out on them to go play soldier.
00:49:49It weakened his poor old heart.
00:49:52Don't lie on Tom's name.
00:49:54You barely even knew him.
00:49:56One other thing Tim, I mean Tom, asked was for us to move up the wedding so that he could
00:50:04see Tandy walk down the aisle into my arms.
00:50:13Well, what do you say, Tandy?
00:50:16Shall we give the dying geezer his final wish?
00:50:19Tandy, are you going to let him talk about your father that way?
00:50:25Come on, Tandy.
00:50:27What do you say?
00:50:36Let's get married, Stuart.
00:50:38As soon as possible.
00:50:40It's what my father would have wanted.
00:50:45This is love, Tandy.
00:50:47Even for you.
00:51:03Congratulations, Captain.
00:51:05Your Krizan Tarkev strategy worked brilliantly.
00:51:10That's great news, sir.
00:51:13Did you know, though, that Vice President Bolton tried to steal the credit by claiming the idea as his?
00:51:20I had half a mind of forcing his resignation.
00:51:26But you know, Congress would have to ratify this, but how does Vice President Connor Mitchell strike you?
00:51:33Wait, sir.
00:51:35What?
00:51:36Marry my daughter tomorrow, and the job is yours.
00:51:50Well, well, well, Mrs. Futurathshild.
00:51:56Are you ready to rock?
00:51:58I want you so bad.
00:52:04I just can't get into it with Stuart.
00:52:06I miss Connor.
00:52:08I never should have let him go.
00:52:14Oh, yes.
00:52:15Oh, Connor.
00:52:17Yes, Connor, yes.
00:52:18What the fuck did you just say?
00:52:21Stuart, Stuart.
00:52:23I'm so sorry.
00:52:24It's just that Connor and I have been together for so long.
00:52:26It was just a reflex.
00:52:27I'm sorry.
00:52:28Tandy, do you still love me?
00:52:32Of course, baby.
00:52:33Of course.
00:52:36Good.
00:52:37Because if you still wanted Connor, it would be really bad for him.
00:52:52Stuart, you got this place looking like I've always dreamed.
00:52:56Would you like to sample the desserts before the reception, sir?
00:52:59Oh, yes, I would.
00:53:01I do not need you busting at the seams on that dress I just bought you.
00:53:05I have investors coming.
00:53:07You are messing up my big day.
00:53:13Connor would never have talked to me like that.
00:53:21Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to witness the union of Stuart Rothschild and Tandy Nelson.
00:53:27If anyone wishes to object, speak up now or forever hold your peace.
00:53:34Come on, Connor.
00:53:35Now would be the perfect time for a big romantic gesture.
00:53:48Excuse me, Ed.
00:53:54Connor, you came.
00:53:56If that douchebag objects, I am going to kill him.
00:53:59Shh, shh.
00:54:01Not in the house of the Lord.
00:54:03But it's nothing like that.
00:54:04But you will have to relocate.
00:54:06What?
00:54:07The new owner of this venue, his wedding is taking preference here.
00:54:12This is our bad.
00:54:13I should never have rented it to you.
00:54:15Who is the new owner?
00:54:16I'd like to have a word.
00:54:20I'll handle this.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:24I am so sorry we did not know this was the same day as your wedding.
00:54:28You stupid bluesy.
00:54:30Do you enjoy ruining my life?
00:54:32Please, ma'am.
00:54:34You have to vacate the premises now.
00:54:36What?
00:54:37Where are we supposed to go?
00:54:55Sasha, the day we met, when I carried you from that exploding building, I never would have thought it would
00:55:02have been in you who saved me.
00:55:09That's supposed to be me up there.
00:55:11I'm the one Connor loved.
00:55:14Everyone's leaving.
00:55:15Can you hurry this up?
00:55:16Right, right.
00:55:17Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:55:21Do we?
00:55:22Tandy Nelson, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:55:32Tandy, are you going to answer that?
00:55:39I do.
00:55:40Of course I do.
00:55:43And the power vested in me, and I'll pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride.
00:55:57Are we good?
00:55:59More brilliant maneuvering from Vice President Mitchell has averted another disastrous conflict.
00:56:14Wow.
00:56:15Drunk again?
00:56:16That's really helping your crow's feet.
00:56:18Connor would have asked why I was upset and tried to fix it.
00:56:24See this?
00:56:25It's dirty laundry.
00:56:27Hi, dirty laundry.
00:56:29Get to work, woman.
00:56:30I never realized how much work Connor actually did around here.
00:56:33When he was deployed, he would even hire a main service for me.
00:56:36I can't live like this.
00:56:37I need you, Connor.
00:56:38I have to get you back.
00:56:39Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:40No.
00:56:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:42What's the fuss about?
00:56:43Everything?
00:56:44Okay.
00:56:44No.
00:56:45Nothing is okay.
00:56:46Nothing will ever be okay.
00:56:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:52I need to see Connor.
00:56:54Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:56It's going to be all right.
00:56:58I have a big surprise for you.
00:57:00Remember that huge mansion on the blocks?
00:57:02My dream house.
00:57:04I bought it for you.
00:57:06You did?
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:24Happy birthday, Mr. Vice President.
00:57:40Sorry.
00:57:44Hello?
00:57:45I hate to interrupt your honeymoon, but I'm going to need you and Sasha back here in D.C. pronto.
00:57:51Yeah, that is kind of an emergency.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:55Yes, sir.
00:57:58Sasha, that's your father, right?
00:58:02I think he needs us.
00:58:04We've got to go.
00:58:10Still closing on the property, but we'll have the key soon.
00:58:14Oh, Stuart, this is incredible.
00:58:16I can smell the ocean breeze from here.
00:58:19Mm-hmm.
00:58:24Candy?
00:58:25What are you doing here?
00:58:26Stuart just bought me this house.
00:58:30We don't have time for this.
00:58:32Sasha.
00:58:34Wait, Connor.
00:58:35Connor, wait.
00:58:36I need you.
00:58:36Connor.
00:58:37Yeah, keep walking.
00:58:37I bought this place.
00:58:39No, Connor.
00:58:45So what do you think, Doc?
00:58:47You're okay, sir.
00:58:48Ah, thanks.
00:58:50Dad, are you okay?
00:58:51I'm fine, sweetie.
00:58:52I'm fine.
00:58:54I think the old ticker is still good for a couple more years, but this has made me realize
00:58:59something.
00:59:00The job of president is a younger man's game, especially with World War III on the horizon.
00:59:08So I've decided to step down, because no one knows the Khrasav-Tarkav conflict better than
00:59:16you.
00:59:19Sir, with all due respect, I could never replace you.
00:59:23I'm not qualified.
00:59:25Are you questioning my judgment?
00:59:27No, sir.
00:59:29I never wanted to be president.
00:59:33And that makes you the perfect man for the job.
00:59:38Congratulations, Connor.
00:59:40Thank you, sir.
00:59:41You too, sweetie.
00:59:51So, General Tuppard, can Rothschild Industries count on your support?
00:59:56I could really use the support these days.
00:59:59I don't know what you did, Stuart, but you certainly pissed somebody off at the top.
01:00:05Nobody else will touch you.
01:00:07Nobody.
01:00:10But how can I say no to a man with such a beautiful wife?
01:00:20Say hello.
01:00:21We need this contract.
01:00:29Connor wouldn't humiliate me like this in a million years.
01:00:36Do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the presidency of the United States
01:00:42of America.
01:00:48Oh, God.
01:00:49What have I done?
01:00:55Oh, Connor.
01:00:57I would have never, ever treated you like that if I'd known how much it hurt you.
01:01:05Breaking news.
01:01:06As his first official act,
01:01:08President Mitchell has ended homelessness.
01:01:12Connor.
01:01:13Caring Connor.
01:01:14Of course that's why you left.
01:01:16You wanted to help your country that's so like you.
01:01:19A real man, unlike.
01:01:27A real man sacrifices.
01:01:29Saves people.
01:01:31Connor.
01:01:32If you ever love me, I know you'll come to save me.
01:01:36Connor.
01:01:46Snelson, I'm your father's estate attorney.
01:01:49We found a recording in his things for you labeled Last Wishes.
01:01:52Out of respect, we felt you should be the first to hear it.
01:02:01My dad made a will?
01:02:13Tandy, my beautiful daughter.
01:02:15I know we've had our disagreements.
01:02:18No matter what.
01:02:19Now we're low to earth.
01:02:20I want you to be happy.
01:02:22Whether that's with Connor or that prick.
01:02:26Daniel, it's your choice, kiddo.
01:02:29Dad, you were so right about Seward.
01:02:33I should have never let Connor go.
01:02:38Shh.
01:02:39Shh.
01:02:40Shh.
01:02:40Not in a thousand years.
01:02:42Listen, you old goat.
01:02:43I have one shot left at holding on to Tandy.
01:02:47I can feel her pulling away, and I don't know why.
01:02:49I'm the perfect boyfriend.
01:02:50And I don't have that much longer, but the days I do have.
01:02:55I thank God that I get to see your ass get kicked.
01:02:58It's pathetic.
01:02:59Oh, nature down.
01:03:02No.
01:03:03No, no, no.
01:03:04Oh, God.
01:03:06Dad, what happened?
01:03:08He was so happy.
01:03:09I told him I planned on getting married to you, and his heart just came out.
01:03:15What do you have there?
01:03:16Hmm?
01:03:18Nothing.
01:03:19You look handsome.
01:03:27I just need to find Connor and apologize.
01:03:30He'll protect me.
01:03:34Hmm?
01:03:36He blocked me?
01:03:43What is this?
01:03:46Going somewhere?
01:03:49Uh, no.
01:03:50No, hey.
01:03:53No, I was just...
01:03:55I was just packing up some old clothes.
01:03:59Connor's.
01:04:01Really?
01:04:02Mm-hmm.
01:04:04Oh, gosh.
01:04:07You smell intoxicating.
01:04:11Why don't you start the shower?
01:04:17Well, yeah.
01:04:18Mm-hmm.
01:04:19I've been pheromone maxing just for you.
01:04:28I'll be waiting.
01:04:41Oh, Tandy.
01:04:43Oh, Tandy.
01:04:43Tandy.
01:04:45Tandy.
01:04:46All right, my love.
01:04:47The shower is ready for us.
01:04:50My love?
01:04:51Tandy?
01:04:56Tandy?
01:04:58Tandy?
01:04:58Oh, Tandy.
01:04:59I'm really not in the mood for hide and see.
01:05:19Sorry, ma'am.
01:05:20But this area is restricted.
01:05:21I just need to see Connor.
01:05:22I understand.
01:05:24The president has many, many female admirers.
01:05:26He receives five to ten proposals every day.
01:05:28No, you don't understand.
01:05:29This is an emergency.
01:05:30I'm his fiancée.
01:05:32Uh-huh.
01:05:33And does his wife know?
01:05:36All right.
01:05:36Word from the top.
01:05:38You can go.
01:05:39But no touching, understand?
01:05:40Okay.
01:05:42What do you want?
01:05:44I need to talk to Connor.
01:05:45The president is very busy.
01:05:47He doesn't have time for you.
01:05:48Why don't you run off to your deadbeat man?
01:05:50I can't.
01:05:51It's okay, Sasha.
01:05:53It's okay.
01:05:55Connor.
01:05:59Connor, thank God.
01:06:00What do you want, Tandy?
01:06:02I'm busy preparing for a peace summit.
01:06:06Can we just talk alone, please?
01:06:09No.
01:06:11Anything you can say in front of me, you can say in front of my wife.
01:06:15I made a mistake.
01:06:17Okay, Connor?
01:06:18I shouldn't have even let him in the house.
01:06:19Yeah, no disagreement there.
01:06:22He's not what he seems.
01:06:25He is a very, very bad man.
01:06:28Yes.
01:06:29He definitely is not what he seems.
01:06:31I don't love him, Connor.
01:06:33I love you.
01:06:34I was wrong to let you go, and I am begging you.
01:06:38Please, please forgive me.
01:06:45Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:06:52I know.
01:06:53You still love me.
01:06:55We have been in love since we were 16.
01:06:57You can't just let that go.
01:06:59Tandy, you left me no choice.
01:07:01I know I was awful to you, Connor.
01:07:04And I think about that every day.
01:07:06I will do anything if you come back to me.
01:07:11You don't have to cook.
01:07:12You don't have to clean.
01:07:13Anything you want.
01:07:14I mean, you can even keep your little side piece.
01:07:18Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:07:22My wife.
01:07:23And she's not a side piece.
01:07:25Do you really not love me anymore, Connor?
01:07:29Look me in the eyes and say it.
01:07:31Tandy, I...
01:07:37I think it's time for you to leave.
01:07:40The recording.
01:07:41If he knew the trouble I'm in, I know he'd save me.
01:07:44Uh, wait.
01:07:45I have something to show you.
01:07:46It's...
01:07:47God, it was...
01:07:48It's right here.
01:07:49It has to be right here.
01:07:50Where is it?
01:07:51Where is it?
01:07:52This will change everything.
01:07:53I'm going to find it.
01:07:54Wait.
01:07:55No, no, no.
01:07:55Connor, Connor, wait.
01:07:56Wait, I don't hear this, please.
01:07:58You don't get it.
01:07:59You don't understand.
01:08:09Oh, Stuart.
01:08:11Oh, my God.
01:08:12Uh, you...
01:08:13You scared me.
01:08:15Why don't we have a special night?
01:08:17You and I.
01:08:18Take a seat.
01:08:22Of course, darling.
01:08:23Mm.
01:08:27Looking for something?
01:08:35Give it a listen.
01:08:39Tandy, Tandy, sweeter than candy, makes me feel Tandy.
01:08:45Without her, I wouldn't be a Mandy.
01:08:48Tie her up and throw her in the back of a Vandy.
01:08:54Are you...
01:08:55Are you feeling well, Stuart?
01:08:57I'm great.
01:09:00There's a big peace conference coming up with a bunch of political big shots.
01:09:05Even though Rothschild Industries is in the shitter, you can get me in.
01:09:13And when you do, I can finally get revenge.
01:09:21On your backs.
01:09:32I appreciate you, gentlemen, being here today at this peace summit.
01:09:35I doubt.
01:09:37We'll find much agreement on, Mr. President.
01:09:41Not with those war-hungry Torkivians.
01:09:45Please, gentlemen, take a seat.
01:09:49How's it going?
01:09:51With the amount of tension in this room, I wouldn't be surprised if these guys start throwing hands.
01:09:59Identification and invitations?
01:10:01Do you know who this is?
01:10:03This is Tandy Nelson, President Mitchell's ex-wife and baby mama.
01:10:11Look.
01:10:12Hmm.
01:10:13I didn't realize the president had a baby mama.
01:10:17Well, for now, neither does TMZ.
01:10:20But we can change that if you don't let us through.
01:10:25Hmm.
01:10:31You all this?
01:10:33I told you that would work.
01:10:34This is a bad idea, Stuart.
01:10:37Shut up.
01:10:37My fellow esteemed leaders, we are gathered here today as the world is on the brink of war.
01:10:45An avoidable war that, obviously, we would like to avoid.
01:10:58Excuse me.
01:11:01I know that peace is not easy.
01:11:07Oh, brother.
01:11:09This guy sucks.
01:11:13Stuart.
01:11:15How'd you get in here?
01:11:16Oh, I'll tell you how.
01:11:18It was actually very easy.
01:11:20You see, President Mitchell's security is weak.
01:11:26How do you suppose you're going to keep peace when you couldn't even keep your engagement together?
01:11:33That's right.
01:11:35I am sleeping with President's ex.
01:11:38Stop it.
01:11:39Stop it.
01:11:39Stuart.
01:11:40This is a peace summit, not a reality TV show.
01:11:44You've met my current wife, haven't you?
01:11:48Now, now there's a reason to go to war, gentlemen.
01:11:52Not some silly disagreement about mineral rights.
01:11:57Shut up.
01:11:58Stop laughing.
01:12:00Laugh at him, not me.
01:12:02They're laughing at you, Stuart.
01:12:04Because you have no power here.
01:12:06Now, here's what's going to happen.
01:12:09Secret Service is going to arrest you.
01:12:11And you're going to spend the next ten years in an army black site.
01:12:16See?
01:12:17Now that's funny.
01:12:20Not as funny as a bullet in your face.
01:12:22He's losing his mind, Connor.
01:12:24Run!
01:12:25Shut up!
01:12:25Oh, God!
01:12:26Oh, God!
01:12:35Don't come any closer.
01:12:36Not one move.
01:12:38I want my government contracts reissued.
01:12:41And I want you to resign.
01:12:43Or, Tandy...
01:12:46It's lead.
01:12:47Sir, we might have a shot, but there's a chance a civilian...
01:12:50Stand down.
01:12:50Sir!
01:12:51Stand down!
01:12:55Sasha, I'm sorry, but I have to do this.
01:12:59If something goes wrong, just know I love you.
01:13:03I know you do.
01:13:07Hey.
01:13:11Stand down.
01:13:12Stand down.
01:13:13Stand down.
01:13:15Stuart.
01:13:17Wink that gun at me, okay?
01:13:19I'm the one you hate.
01:13:21You made her hate me.
01:13:23She won't even look at me.
01:13:25She won't fuck me anymore, man.
01:13:28It's your fault.
01:13:29I had the love of my life taken from me.
01:13:34My bed.
01:13:35My house.
01:13:37You did that, Stuart.
01:13:40But there is one difference between you and I.
01:13:43I don't think you have the guts to pull that trigger.
01:13:45And me?
01:13:48I've done it a thousand times.
01:13:51No!
01:13:52No, no, no!
01:13:52He'll do it.
01:13:53He'll do it, Connor.
01:13:54He killed my father.
01:13:56What?
01:14:05Mr. President.
01:14:07Sorry.
01:14:09Forgiveness.
01:14:12You killed Tom.
01:14:40Oh, Connor.
01:14:42Connor, you saved me.
01:14:43I knew you still loved me.
01:14:46Don't kid yourself, Tandy.
01:14:48I was just doing my civic duty.
01:14:53It's all right.
01:14:56Stand down.
01:14:57Stand down.
01:15:03Stand down.
01:15:07Sorry about that interruption.
01:15:12No.
01:15:14You know what?
01:15:16You two want peace.
01:15:18The world demands peace.
01:15:22And if anyone tries to fuck that up,
01:15:24they're going to have to deal with me.
01:15:29Thank you all for your time today.
01:15:44President Connor Mitchell, it is my pleasure to award you the War Peace Prize for your incredible
01:15:53diplomacy between Krizan and Tarkov.
01:16:02Congratulations.
01:16:03Congratulations.
01:16:06You're wrong.
01:16:07Connor still loves me.
01:16:08I can feel it.
01:16:12You've got to let him go, sweetheart.
01:16:14No.
01:16:15No.
01:16:16He just has to finish his job for his country.
01:16:18And then he'll come back to me.
01:16:19I know it.
01:16:22You'll all see.
01:16:31Congratulations, Tarkov.
01:16:37However, all credit is really due to my beautiful wife,
01:16:43the mastermind behind the treatment.
01:16:54I have a message for the world.
01:16:58Peace is not easy.
01:17:01Sometimes it requires letting go, setting aside old baggage and moving forwards towards
01:17:11a new, better world.

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