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00:00You
00:22See kittens after you belong on all fours
00:27The name is kitten mouth breather good boy kitten
00:32Why don't you give him a little kick?
00:34He'll either hiss or piss himself. Let's find out
00:37Come on man
00:44Don't make me call pita
00:48But we gotta ruin all my fun. I just started
00:50Yeah, trust me
00:51To ruin around with this loser is never as fun as you think it's gonna be
00:54You know my neighbor no fun
00:56Whatever
01:02Hello
01:06When did my sweet damsel find a knight in shining armor to slay his dragons for him kind of thought
01:12that was my gig
01:13Okay, well clearly you got some room for improvement
01:15I was giving you space because I thought river wanted to rekindle the friendship not gonna happen
01:19He's too busy swinging his bat around to give a fuck about the lowly son of his family's housekeeper
01:25And he is quite skilled at running the pieces I hear
01:28Which you won't catch me fantasizing about anymore. I'm over it
01:30Oh, so the song about river
01:33You're not still hoping he's gonna be your first kiss
01:36Or dare I say first everything
01:38Hadley you were my first kiss
01:40That was when I thought you were straight and it does not count
01:44You should stop trying to ruin romance with the technicality
02:00Stop let's let's take a beat. Let's take a beat, okay?
02:02River
02:05Tempo is critical here. I need you to feel the flow of the music. Yeah, I don't need you to
02:11get all the way here
02:14But the way that you're playing now is not
02:17Sounding like a passing grade
02:20It's an arts elective. I didn't even
02:23Know it was possible to fail. Well, that's why I usually ask my beginner students to start with harmonica
02:29Be so for real. I'm not gonna be seen tonguing harmonica
02:32You're not helping your case here
02:35Look, mr. Ward if I fail this class, I'm gonna be best for postseason
02:39The whole school's counting on me. Oh the pressures of the mayor's perfect son. Okay, I get it
02:45All right, and and I am impressed by how well you play your tiny violin, but river
02:51I am going to need to hear some miraculous improvement by midterms
02:58Or you were warming that bench
03:00Find a tutor
03:05Okay
03:17On the outside
03:19I really wasn't sure what I was getting
03:25Between the high winds
03:39You summoned me?
03:41Hey, come in
03:43Bar is the perfect temperature for you to beat me in a cannonball contest
03:47We're not five anymore river
03:49Cannonballs can't fix us
04:23I need to talk to you
04:28Look I know I'm I'm probably not your favorite person these days
04:38The thing is I I need you kit
04:44You need me
04:48I need you to teach me how to play guitar
04:52Oh
04:55You make it look so easy
04:57And I
05:00May or may not be failing my music elective
05:04And if I don't get it together and pass this class then I'll be better for postseason
05:10Tough break
05:14And my mom she's she's up for re-election soon too so
05:20She's gonna want to show off her hometown hero you know that
05:23River you've been avoiding me for the past six years
05:26Why would I help you now?
05:28Come on kit
05:30You know you miss spending time with me
05:37And if you ask real nicely I'll even start sleeping over again
05:44Joe bro
05:44I know we're too old for that
05:49But you are seriously vulnerable at school
05:54And I could offer protection
05:56Like how you protected me today
06:01Find a new loser to tutor you
06:05One that's actually fun to screw around with
06:16And I didn't want to be some sort of simp so I said my piece and I left
06:20It's giving confidence which I love for you good mouth
06:23But I just can't believe that you turn him down you like him
06:27River and I together
06:30That's never gonna happen
06:35Kit
06:36As much as I want to protect your squishy little heart I cannot let you self-sabotage like this
06:41It's not self-sabotage it's self-defense
06:44Text him okay you want river to kiss you
06:46And and he doesn't want to because he's not into guys and he's not into me
06:50Deep breath
06:52Manifest with me manifest
06:54You can do it
06:57Text him and you want him to kiss you so you get close enough to lean in
07:12And I want you to know I'm done pretend pretending to let
07:21What the hell river give a guy a warning
07:25You were the one who invited me here
07:28I assume you came around on my proposal and it's mutual benefits
07:33Don't get too cocky
07:36What's it gonna take
07:38Need me on my knees
07:47Would you please do me the honor of teaching me the song that you just played
07:54Seriously
07:55Seriously he was fired
08:00Probably not
08:01It's a little heavy on the F chord so
08:04It's tricky for the fingers
08:06So I'll take that as a yes
08:08Which means it's time for you to prove your worth Hendrix
08:12Show me
08:16Go on
08:18Okay
08:20That one has to go down there
08:22And this is on the top one
08:24You need to press hard
08:25It kind of hurts
08:26I am up
08:27Okay
08:28I am up
08:29Harder
08:30Yeah
08:31Don't move
08:32Okay
08:33Uh
08:33And I'll give it a down stroke
08:37Or
08:39Just
08:39Strum the chord
08:41Hmm
08:42Trying to make me blush kit
08:45Because I think it might be backfired
08:49Stop
08:50It's cute
08:51It's embarrassing
08:53It's genuine
09:02I don't know
09:07Okay
09:09Maybe you're right about that
09:10Okay
09:11I started with happy birthday as a kid
09:12But there are other
09:20What are you doing?
09:26What are you doing Robert?
09:30Are you gonna kiss me?
09:35I'm not gay kid
09:41But you do, um
09:43Have an eyelash
09:49May I?
09:58Do you have anything you've been
09:59Wanting the wish for?
10:06No, we're up
10:22We should probably get back to it
10:25I've got a lot more stroking to do if I want to finish strong
10:31It's just too easy
10:32You know, you gotta start making me work for a kid
10:40Okay
10:44It was humiliating
10:46Had we?
10:47I don't understand what about this story is humiliating
10:50There's a sweet eyelash moment
10:51There's a wink
10:52I mean, god
10:53Or is actually the CEO of flirting
10:55But it isn't actually flirting
10:57Because he isn't actually gay
10:58Gay or not
10:59Two weeks
10:59And a week is not accidental
11:01Well, then he must have an eye twitch or something
11:03Because every time I see him at school
11:04He has Carrie's hands all over him
11:06Okay, well
11:09Not a hard launch post in sight
11:11And if they were in a relationship
11:13Carrie would not be subtle about it
11:20You're not wrong
11:22Obviously
11:24I mean, maybe he's bi
11:26Why would you rule out a whole gender
11:28When you can charm the pants off anyone?
11:30Yeah, right
11:31Well, I'll prove it
11:32I'll kiss him
11:34Say what?
11:36How did I know that you're a guy?
11:39You kissed me at that party freshman year?
11:41Mm-hmm
11:42And then I knew immediately
11:44And I think it's like a superpower of mine
11:46I mean, I'm still in the beta phase of testing
11:48But you know what they say
11:50Gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find the case
11:54You didn't like that one?
11:57So what makes you think River just let you kiss him randomly?
12:00Uh
12:01Hello?
12:02Thank you
12:02Mm-hmm
12:03And you know, even you let me stick my tongue down your throat
12:06And you are a strong six on the Kinsey scale
12:14Okay, fine
12:15Okay, bye
12:16Okay, fine
12:17Work your magic
12:19Fine
12:19What's on your mind?
12:21What's on your mind?
12:24What's on your mind?
12:26Oh
12:27Stupid laughter
12:28I feel like a number one
12:33Under the fading sun
12:56I can't confirm without a kiss
12:58But I think it's safe to say that River Young is interested in boys
13:01Or at least one boy
13:02Who?
13:04Who do you think?
13:06I couldn't even get to first base with that dummy because he kept asking me questions about you
13:13So now I should just
13:17Make a move
13:20Okay
13:21Get off that bench dive in water's warm water's fine
13:25I know
13:26Thumbs up is good
13:27Yes, energy
13:28Bring it
13:29Manifest that
13:30Mm-hmm
13:31Get him
13:32My dreams
13:33Are scattered
13:35And there's no way back where we are
13:39I'm just gonna break the line
13:47I'm just gonna break the line
13:54Hey
13:55I was hoping I might see you today
13:57You were?
13:59Yeah, so I can beg you for a different song to practice
14:06I, uh
14:07Playing happy birthday on repeat is making me crave cake
14:10And I can't exactly be wolfing down funfetti right before postseason
14:17Don't cream your shorts, kittens
14:20You're not exactly River's type
14:25How do you know what my type is?
14:29I know it's not this little bitch
14:47What did you have a crush on you or something?
14:53I don't know don't care
14:55All right class let's open our textbooks to page 87
15:07Okay, where does the pinky go for the G chord?
15:10Third fret first string
15:12Okay
15:12And then so then that's the same for the A right?
15:15No
15:19Why are you being so emo today?
15:21Don't know don't care
15:24Is this about the Darius thing earlier?
15:32My end of the deal is to provide you protection at school
15:38What more are you looking for?
15:39Nothing
15:42My end of the deal is to teach you guitar doesn't mean you have to be excited about it
15:46Fair point
15:52That's the G
15:58We're not friends like we used to be
16:03And whose fault is that?
16:06Does it matter?
16:10That's the A no pinky
16:17Look I have a lot of good memories from those days
16:20But we grew apart
16:23We made new friends and got into different things
16:28I don't disagree
16:31Great so then we're on the same page
16:37This deals strictly business
16:42Fine
16:43You protect me from your friends and I won't pretend to be one of them
16:49Okay
16:52Good work today
16:57Are you kicking me out?
17:00I taught you the chords
17:01Lesson's over
17:19Second floor fact
17:20I'm still getting some idea
17:22And it was nice
17:23Yes
17:24Hi
17:24I know
17:26Ooh what are you working on kittens?
17:30Oh look
17:31You wrote a little song
17:33Darius do you want to have some fun with this?
17:36I can already tell this one just sucks
17:38Oh half a heartbeat
17:42That sounds like trash
17:44Can you guys just lay off?
17:46Oh River don't tell me you have a soft spot for the little kitty cat
17:53I have a conscience
17:54Oh yeah you sure it's not a crush?
18:01Yeah I mean come on
18:03Am I not enough for you River?
18:07You want to suck Kit's dick instead?
18:13God forbid I want to keep you out of detention
18:16Hey fire in the hole
18:20I don't want to keep you out of detention
18:27That was so good
18:28This is for you kittens
18:34All right class that's enough settle down
18:52Hey what are you doing?
18:53I'm going to talk and you're going to listen okay?
19:00My eyes are up here Kit
19:05Okay I'm here to tell you that I'm terminating our ordeal
19:08Your what?
19:09The goons you call friends were bullying me
19:11And you didn't do a damn thing to stop it
19:14No I did try
19:16Really?
19:17Because the way that I remember it is that you weren't even man enough to look me in the eyes
19:21This whole town treats you like you're some sort of hero because you set records swinging around a bat
19:25But that thing is useless without the balls to back it up
19:30Hey
19:38I thought you were so much better than the person you pretend to be with your friends
19:44But I guess I was wrong
19:48I've never seen you so riled up before
19:51It's adorable
19:53Hey no wait don't go
19:57I want you to know that I would have stepped in to protect you from physical harm
20:00Bullying is more than just physical
20:02Okay yeah yeah I get that now
20:05I was selfish
20:09I didn't want to cross the scene and and you got hurt because of it
20:14I promise it won't happen again Kit
20:22I want you to feel safe with me like I feel safe with you
20:28That's how I want
20:32I want you to know that I would really
20:36Miss our guitar lessons
20:39Not just because I enjoy making you blush so much
20:42No
20:42We're over
20:58So I have a deal
21:01Again
21:02So I have a deal
21:03And now
21:03And now
21:06And now
21:07I can't see
21:08How will we
21:10And now
21:13Hey, we're having a post-game party Friday night.
21:16You should come.
21:16I'm not really sure that's...
21:17Look, Darius and Carrie are just gonna have to accept.
21:19They sure am I...
21:20River!
21:22Time for dinner!
21:24Come to the party Friday.
21:26And I'm gonna make sure you have a good time.
21:30See you, Kit.
21:38Kit, we're going inside.
21:39What is the worst that could happen?
21:42I'm so glad you asked.
21:43I've spent the past 72 hours thinking about it.
21:45Okay, let's hear it.
21:46It starts off innocently.
21:48We get to the party, find the alcohol, grab a jello shot.
21:51Five jello shots.
21:53Five jello shots.
21:55River approaches us, asks me to be his partner in beer pong.
21:58I graciously allow you to ditch me.
22:00But you can't.
22:01Because I suck at beer pong, I won't make a single cup,
22:04and I'll spend the rest of the party trolling under the table
22:06while Darius and Carrie may all be.
22:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:09Okay, so hard no on the beer pong.
22:11But there are plenty of other ways to have fun at the party.
22:14Plus, they won the game, so everyone's gonna be in good spirits.
22:17And I see the jello shots.
22:19Let's go do shots.
22:25What are you doing here?
22:29This house has a no-pet policy, so if you don't want to get punished,
22:34you better get on your knees and crawl.
22:40No.
22:41You made it!
22:43What?
22:44You've invited the Freak?
22:45Of course.
22:47Without him,
22:47I'd fail my music collective,
22:49and be benched for our post-season games.
22:55You don't want that, do you?
22:58No.
22:59Right.
23:00So say thank you, Kit.
23:06Thank you, Kit.
23:09That was nice.
23:11And now that you're here, you have enough people for sucking blood.
23:16Second what?
23:17Let's go.
23:18Wait, no.
23:19I want to sit in the river.
23:22Don't be ridiculous.
23:23All right, the rules are simple.
23:26You suck to hold the card to your lip.
23:29And then you pass it around mouth to mouth, around the circle.
23:33And if it drops...
23:35Then you have to kiss.
23:37You know the rules, River. Come on, let's play.
23:40All right, then you start.
23:46Fine.
23:58One, two, three, four.
24:07Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
24:25Hey, hey, don't drop it this time.
24:27Uh-huh.
24:49Um, this is why we're supposed to alternate genders in the circle.
24:55Don't worry, I'll volunteer a tribute to kiss River, obviously.
24:59No one's desperate enough to kiss kittens.
25:09You're right, I'm not mine, I have tried to let you go.
25:23I'm not mine, I'm not mine, I'm not mine, I'm not mine, I'm not mine, I'm mine, I'm not mine.
25:35Classic River, such a rule follower.
25:39Even when it totally ruins the vibe.
25:46So who wants to play beer pong?
25:48I mean, River and I are totally like reigning champions or whatever.
25:52It's one of the many reasons why we're destined to be together, isn't that right, River?
25:58Yeah, yeah, we can definitely take on some new challengers.
26:00Don't feel like you need to hang around Kit.
26:03River's gonna be pretty tied up the rest of the night.
26:22I know, I know, I know, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, but...
26:26Shit.
26:27I have something to show you.
26:29Ready?
26:33Ready?
26:47Thank you!
26:48Thank you!
26:49I'll be here all week, L.A.
26:50Hey!
26:56What are you, are you shocked that I pulled it off?
27:01It's because of you!
27:03What's wrong?
27:06Aren't we gonna talk about the other night?
27:18A kiss?
27:22What's there to talk about?
27:24We're playing a game.
27:25It's no big deal.
27:26You could've kissed Carrie instead.
27:29Yeah.
27:31Yeah, but like she said, I'm a rule follower.
27:39That sounds like an excuse.
27:42Carrie was putting you on blast, so I kissed you to shut her up.
27:48I was protecting you.
27:50Right?
27:52Because that's the deal, right?
27:58If I'm being completely honest, River, your flirting with me over the past few weeks hasn't
28:03exactly been settled.
28:05I wasn't flirting.
28:08I was, I was being friendly.
28:10I don't know what we are right now, but I'm damn sure we're not friends.
28:23I, I, I just, I don't, I don't know how to.
28:32I'm with you.
28:33You know that, right?
29:00It was just a game, kid.
29:04It's all it ever was.
29:08I guess it's easy to seem perfect when you're living a lie.
29:38Kit, I, I'm sorry that I hurt you.
29:43I don't want to lie to myself.
29:56I don't want to be perfect.
29:58I just, I just, you mean more to me than anyone ever has before.
30:09My fault.
30:10My fault.
30:14My feet.
30:17My feet.
30:20My feet.
30:20My feet.
30:21I'm sorry never hurt, but I'm still getting me.
30:28Don't it.
30:28I'm sorry.
30:31My feet are not good.
30:33My feet are not good at us.
30:35Just slum it with the freaks.
30:39Kiss me.
30:40Come on, kid. Just a little one.
30:42Hey, get the hell away from him.
30:44Look at him.
30:48Please don't.
30:49He deserves this.
30:52It's not worth it.
31:05This is all my fault.
31:07I guess these wounds are technically self-inflicted.
31:11No, I'm serious.
31:14I treated you like crap.
31:15Obviously.
31:21I'm sorry, kid.
31:24I know Levi'd be perfect in here somewhere.
31:32Kid.
31:36Can we be friends again?
31:41Well, that depends on the answer to one question.
31:45Ask me anything.
31:53Promise to be honest.
31:56Even if the answer is no, it'll help me move on with my life.
32:01Do you have feelings for me, River?
32:10You were right earlier
32:13about lying to myself.
32:18I've been feeling something more for you.
32:25And I guess I'm still a little confused by it.
32:30Maybe I've been scared.
32:32Okay.
32:34It doesn't feel okay.
32:43I'm sorry.
32:44I'm sorry.
32:44I'm not good at this, am I?
32:48Affection's overrated anyway.
32:55Well, I do know it's a pretty incredible teacher.
33:01Oh, yeah?
33:05And if, uh, perfection's impossible,
33:12I'm hoping he can at least give me free clothes.
33:41I've definitely been missing out.
33:53Are you sure?
33:56This is what you want.
33:58More than anything?
34:24I understand why I'm nervous.
34:28Who are you?
34:31I've never done this before either.
34:35Oh.
34:39Can you show me what you like?
34:51What's this?
34:58That's good.
35:01And that?
35:02Even better.
35:06What do you like?
35:09I guess we got the whole night to figure that out.
35:15Okay.
35:16I guess we got the whole night.
35:16We're not alone.
35:16One night to figure that out.
35:18I guess I'm gonna be a little angry.
35:18One night to figure that out.
35:36I guess we're not.
35:38I guess we got the whole night.
35:39Oh, okay.
35:57is this real life
36:01I guess there's only one way to find out
36:05hey
36:07it felt like a dream
36:19I have a
36:20confession to make
36:26I think you deserve to know
36:33these feelings aren't new for me
36:38I've had them since we were kids
36:41I thought it'd be easier to pretend like they weren't there
36:45but I guess I forgot to stop pretending
36:58you don't want your parents to know
37:03their expectations have shaped my life
37:09I don't know I didn't want to disappoint them
37:13and
37:15I thought
37:16I don't know if I became a jock
37:19and I
37:20hooked up with enough girls
37:22that I would
37:24be able to squash my feelings from you
37:31and yet here I am
37:33with you
37:45you know I gotta say I'm impressed with your hookup record
37:48considering your lack of sexual attraction
37:52because I kissed Hallie once
37:53and that was one too many girls for me
37:55well it's not like that for me
37:56Kit
37:59I didn't lie to you
38:00I'm not gay
38:01you've gotta be kidding me
38:03okay you just
38:03let me finish
38:05I'm not gay
38:05I'm
38:06I'm
38:06I'm
38:07I'm
38:08I'm
38:09I'm
38:09still very
38:09into you
38:19once
38:19Hadley finds out about what happened tonight
38:22I'm gonna have to sit through so many renditions of her I told you so dance
38:26did that so
38:27mm-hmm
38:30she guessed you were bi
38:35she guessed that Darius was gay after she kissed him and I didn't believe her
38:38yeah I did not see that going
38:42like I mean I guess our friendship was never that deep though so
38:51so what's going on with Carrie
38:57her dad is my mom's chief of staff
39:02and they've been best friends since college so
39:07oh and our families are close
39:09and I think she thinks that means that we're destined to be together
39:15yeah okay that sucks
39:21yeah
39:22like even as kids it felt ridiculous
39:24you know
39:28especially since I kind of had a crush on somebody else
39:36yeah you
39:41yeah
39:48yeah
39:49yeah
39:49yeah
39:50yeah
39:57yeah
39:58yeah
40:11Miss me?
40:14Damn it, Carrie.
40:16What is it with people creeping in the shadows tonight?
40:19There's such thing as a terrible surprise, you know.
40:21Oh, I do know.
40:24In fact, as far as terrible surprises go,
40:28I'm pretty sure catching your soulmate hooking up with some homo freak
40:32is number one on that list.
40:35We're not soulmates, Carrie.
40:38I wonder what your mom would think
40:41if she were to find out about your little tryst with the help, son.
40:47In an election year, no less.
40:51Framed the right way, well, that's just gossip that could spread like wildfire.
40:57Blackmail?
40:58Seriously.
41:02I'm so done with your petty drama.
41:05Do what you want.
41:06Carrie, I'm strong enough to handle it.
41:09Maybe.
41:11But is sweet kitten strong enough to handle it?
41:16Do you seriously think he can handle the scrutiny of a public relationship with you?
41:23He...
41:24He can take it.
41:26Hmm.
41:27I think it's so sweet, you protecting your pet like that.
41:33But if you don't fall in line,
41:36I not only have the power to publicly out you,
41:40but I will destroy that little twink's life.
41:53Think about it.
41:55Let me know.
41:58Bye, River.
42:08Oh, Kit and River, they're sitting in a tree.
42:13F-U-C-King.
42:16Oh.
42:17Should I...
42:18Should I do, like, another remix for him?
42:20I have at least two in the tank, ready to go, locked and loaded.
42:22I love you, but you need to go.
42:25Okay, yeah.
42:26I'll give you ten feet, but protect your voice,
42:28because I want to hear every cell phone.
42:32I'm so sorry.
42:33For what, silly?
42:34Don't be.
42:38Okay.
42:40Oh, my God, kittens, did you hear the good news?
42:44I finally convinced River to take me off the market.
42:47Officially.
42:50Isn't that great?
42:51You gutless goblin.
42:53What's going on?
42:53He has given you more chances than your sorry ass deserves,
42:56and yet here you go again, breaking promises.
43:01Last night?
43:02Did they fuck?
43:03That changes things more than you know.
43:06Is River gay?
43:07I don't know what you mean.
43:09Yeah, he doesn't, because River was with me last night.
43:12So I don't know what sort of gossip your gay little sidekick is spewing,
43:17but he needs to get a life
43:19and stop making my boyfriend
43:21and the subject of his homoerotic fantasies.
43:24Okay?
43:24Okay.
43:25Okay?
43:25Yeah.
43:26It's okay.
43:27I got this.
43:31But this is the last time I do anything for you.
43:39They're right.
43:40Nothing happened.
43:44Kit, what are you doing?
43:45Don't worry.
43:46Your golden boy is just as shiny as ever,
43:50and I don't give a shit about what any of you think about me.
43:56But you should never talk to me again.
43:59Ever.
44:01Ever.
44:01Ever.
44:03Ever.
44:06Ever.
44:08Ever.
44:09Ever.
44:10Ever.
44:30I find that I'm always having to make amends for shortcomings
44:42Trying to make my way, knocking on every door in this maze
44:52The time runs, it's all out of reach
44:57Soldier I, when it's harder to learn than to teach
45:11I haven't been able to stop thinking about you
45:16I was thinking we should get some pictures, like as a couple
45:21I know Kara and her boyfriend took some by the beach
45:23But I was thinking it would be really cute if we took ours at sunset on the baseball field
45:29I just...
45:32Babe
45:34Are you even listening to me?
45:38Okay
45:41Get the hell out of my room
45:45What?
45:47No, we had a deal
45:49Deals expired
45:51I'm done playing your manipulation game
45:53What?
45:55Don't forget about the...
45:57The blackmail
45:59Alright
46:02Well
46:03It was right of you to assume that I would do anything to protect Kit
46:07But as it turns out, he never needed my protection
46:09Because he's braver than I'll ever be
46:13And after today
46:16There's nothing you could do that would be more humiliating or devastating than what he did to himself
46:21And yeah, my mom may let your dad run her life behind the scenes, but...
46:28I'm not gonna let you run mine
46:31So do your worst, Carrie
46:34I'm done being your puppet
46:39Hey
46:43But I'm gonna make you regret this
46:45You ungrateful dick
47:04Flandering pig sit at the back of the classroom, please
47:08I need your help
47:14I think I'm in love with him, Hal
47:21Okay, then
47:22The swine may speak
47:26Okay, here's my plan
47:30So, uh, yeah, I don't know if you heard the news
47:34About River and Carrie, they, uh, broke up
47:36It doesn't change what he did
47:38What?
47:39Ow
47:40Hey
47:41Hal, I-I kinda need to talk to Kit
47:45Hell no
47:48It's okay
47:49I'll hear him out
47:58Well, I know I've been a dick lately
48:01And at the house
48:03I was just confused and ten beers deep
48:06But...
48:08I'm trying to figure things out
48:12Good for you
48:15So, uh, you and River...
48:20No
48:20No
48:21No, we're not
48:23No, we're not
48:27Hello, hello, everybody
48:29If I could please get your attention
48:31If we could stand up, thank you
48:33Uh, River Young
48:34Mama
48:35Is going to serenade
48:36A very special someone
48:38What the hell is going on?
48:42Uh...
48:43Alright, uh, this song is called
48:45First Aid Kit
48:59I left you standing in the hallway
49:04And chose the easier lonely way
49:08Thought I'd forget the way you look at me
49:13But every chord I played made me sing
49:17I kept your name inside a folder
49:20Every lesson made me bolder
49:22Thought I'd say it sooner
49:23But I'm saying it today
49:25I've been bleeding out in silence
49:30Running from the only one that feels right
49:37I want you to know
49:39I'm done pretending to let go
49:44You were the ground beneath my feet all along
49:49I'll hold on to every window
49:52Every wish, every wrong
49:54You were the cure for what was breaking me
50:00And I won't let go
50:04And I won't let go
50:09Woo!
50:10Woo!
50:16Woo!
50:17That sounds like a passing grade!
50:20Mr. Ward
50:21Really?
50:23No
50:23Add in the performance and the original song
50:25Yeah, you've got yourself an A
50:30Well done, River
50:32Oh my god, River
50:33That was amazing!
50:34What the hell are you doing?
50:36Well...
50:37I accept your apology, I guess
50:39That was so good
50:42Oh!
50:43You think I was singing about you?
50:45Well, duh
50:46He was singing to Kit
50:48You moron
50:56What?
50:57Are you seriously that selfish?
51:00You're gonna ruin your mom's career for some...
51:03Loser?
51:05Everyone's gonna see this, River
51:06It's gonna go viral
51:07As it should
51:09I already told my mom about my relationship with Kit
51:15She couldn't be more supportive
51:18And I'm loving that I get to break up with you again
51:22And this time, for everyone to see
51:28Sorry
51:38Are you sure about this?
51:43Being with you
51:45Does feel like a dream
51:48But it's one that's finally coming to you
52:09What can I do?
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