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Aired (June 12, 2026): Kilalain ang ilang mga batikang komediyante sa larangan ng comedy na maglalaro ngayong araw sa ‘Laro, Laro, Pick!’
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00:00:00What's up, watang people!
00:00:30Sa buong mundo, ako may pinakamababang cleavage.
00:00:34May slight cleavage tayo dito.
00:00:37Tayo pwede masyadong gumalo dahil baka...
00:00:39Bako takayaw ka po.
00:00:41Sa Pilipin tahe.
00:00:42Buti pa yung damit, buka.
00:00:44Pero yung balat may tahe.
00:00:46Ngayon, araw na kalayaan may panlalaro.
00:00:49Kayang magkamit ng karangalan dito sa Laro, Laro!
00:00:55Let's go!
00:00:58Let's go!
00:01:15At ngayong araw, mga malalaro natin ay pwedeng manalo ng...
00:01:20P100,000 pesos!
00:01:23At kung mapapalalula ng ating for money, ang kalahati ito...
00:01:27For money!
00:01:28Yes!
00:01:29For money!
00:01:30I'm from England, you know?
00:01:31For money!
00:01:33Ang kalahati nito ay mapupuntan sa ating chosen charity na Angat Buhay Foundation.
00:01:39Yes!
00:01:40Angat Buhay Foundation, para sure na sure, ang donation.
00:01:44Hindi mawawala ang donation.
00:01:45Angat Buhay, ang foundation.
00:01:47Ang mga makakasama natin, game na game sa biruan at kalokohan.
00:01:52Pa-games naman kaya natin ay kanilang mapagtagumpayan.
00:01:55Ang players natin today ay mga malayo sa aking kalooban.
00:01:59Ay, bakit?
00:02:00Hindi ko masyadong kilalang industry.
00:02:01Talaga?
00:02:02O, mga underground industry kasi.
00:02:05O, mga underground.
00:02:08Pag nakita ko sila sa personal, kala mo talaga galing underground.
00:02:12Eto na mga friends kasi sa score brothers ko, mga naka-naka ko mula sa...
00:02:19Comedy scene ng ating mga komedyante.
00:02:21Ay!
00:02:24Ay!
00:02:27Ay!
00:02:28Ay!
00:02:29Ay!
00:02:29Ay!
00:02:30Ay!
00:02:31Ay!
00:02:31Ay!
00:02:31Ay!
00:02:31Ay!
00:02:32Ayan ang kompleto ng lahat ng kompleto sa mga mahon na ibang sasayaw na.
00:02:35Pero sino ba yung mga yan?
00:02:37Ha?
00:02:37Pero sino yung mga yan?
00:02:38Ako nga kilalayo ko.
00:02:40Ayaw ko lang nakita.
00:02:41Ako nga nga ba?
00:02:42Let's go!
00:02:45Rose!
00:02:46Gini!
00:02:47Gini!
00:02:49Gini!
00:02:50Gini!
00:02:50E may wagay wagay!
00:02:52Kapay sa pabila!
00:02:54Sa gina!
00:02:56Ba-ba-ba!
00:02:57Ba-ba-ba!
00:02:58Ba-ba-ba!
00:02:58Ba-ba-ba!
00:03:00Hey!
00:03:00Hey!
00:03:01Hey!
00:03:01Hey!
00:03:02Hey!
00:03:02Oh!
00:03:03Di ba?
00:03:04Omey, okay ka lang?
00:03:05Grabe siya, ha?
00:03:07Okay na ituhod?
00:03:08Oo, oo.
00:03:09Pero okay lang siya.
00:03:10Pero grabe si Kakay.
00:03:11Bakit?
00:03:11Ay, grabe niya.
00:03:12Si Kakay pa yan?
00:03:13Oo.
00:03:13Tapi yung ganun ni Kakay,
00:03:15parang sinasabi niyang two decades na siyang sige.
00:03:19Kakay iba, parang binuhus.
00:03:20Oo, oo.
00:03:21Parang antagal mong sinave yung energy na yun.
00:03:24Sinave yung ganun dance step.
00:03:26Parang dito mo na in-unleash yung sex bomb in you.
00:03:29Paano in-unleash, auntie?
00:03:30Kasi nga, naghahanap eh.
00:03:33Naghahanap kasi te ng, ano mo na?
00:03:35Nang tatawag yun eh.
00:03:36Oh, oo.
00:03:37That's a partner.
00:03:39Oo, oo.
00:03:39Yung kasabay sa'yo na ganun.
00:03:40Oo.
00:03:41Tango.
00:03:42I-single siya.
00:03:43So, ano siya?
00:03:43Paano patingin ulit niyo?
00:03:45Para pabiyak.
00:03:46Let's go!
00:03:46Hey!
00:03:47Oi!
00:03:48Oi!
00:03:52Grabe talaga yung patingtok na ganun talaga.
00:03:55Yung ginagawa mo yan, ano yung pumapasok sa isipan mo?
00:03:58Pangumuli lang.
00:04:01Pangangailangan.
00:04:02Pangangailangan.
00:04:04Pangangailangan mabasag.
00:04:05Paanyaya.
00:04:06Pangangatahimikan at paanyayahan ang mga kalalakihan na bubukas ng kanilang puso.
00:04:14At pumasok sa pagbuka rin ng iyong puso.
00:04:18Gano'n ka nakatagal malaya?
00:04:19Malaya akong by choice.
00:04:22Magto two decades na.
00:04:24Wow.
00:04:24Pag sinabi mong by choice kasi, pag sinabi mong by choice, talagang sinasabi mong ligawin ka, ikaw yung may ayaw.
00:04:31Oo, kasi by choice ko na.
00:04:32By choice yun.
00:04:33Siguro ate yung mga kalahati nun, by choice na.
00:04:35Siyempre nagpakasyunga pa ako ng mga naunang mga tao.
00:04:38Pero masaya naman, ina-enjoy mo naman ang kalayaan mo ngayon?
00:04:41Masaya naman ako kasi masarap din naman na maging malaya at matutunan na mahalin ang sarili.
00:04:46Oo.
00:04:46Nang lubos-lubusan.
00:04:48Pero wala pong nagpaparamdam.
00:04:50Meron naman nagpaparamdam.
00:04:51Amoy kandila.
00:04:52Nagpapatay na paniki.
00:04:54Ang isang araw, ang isang pagitan.
00:04:57Pero kailang ba ula yung bubuksan yung puso mo para magpilahan na sila?
00:05:00Ano ba yung binuksan, kuya?
00:05:02Yung puso mo.
00:05:02Okay, puso.
00:05:03Para magsipilahan na sila.
00:05:04Eh, bukas naman siya.
00:05:06Someone that I will allow access to my peace.
00:05:09Yes.
00:05:10Because I cannot give up my peace yet.
00:05:13Because I earned it with hardship and all the tears and everything, you know?
00:05:19May babasag sa'kin.
00:05:21Kapayapaan.
00:05:22Yes.
00:05:23Sino kayang babasag sa lapid, Anya?
00:05:27Kapayapaan talaga eh.
00:05:29Dalawang pagpita ka.
00:05:29Ano kami mismo sa pagkakaroon ng diyowa?
00:05:31Ay, syempre, ano, te yung, ah, chinecheck ka, ganon.
00:05:36Nurse ba yung tatin mo, Joe?
00:05:38Temperature mo, ano, kapasapaginan.
00:05:39Dung katuhin, mga ganyan.
00:05:40Te yung mga, chinecheck out ka lang, naka-uwi ka na ng bahay, ganon.
00:05:43Ah, sulit na, ah.
00:05:44Syempre, may ka-holding hands, ganon.
00:05:46Why?
00:05:48Sino may kayakap, ganon.
00:05:50Naka-miss din naman, pero, alam mo yun, natapos ko na yung bitter, ah, bitter stage eh, na, oh, pag
00:05:57may nakita ka, ganon.
00:05:57So, sobrang happy lang na you see other people happy because of love.
00:06:02So, every time nga naman, nagtatanong sa akin, lagi sinasabi, na, love is for all, but I think, on my,
00:06:09ah, on my end, in this phase of my life, it's not yet for me.
00:06:13Until the Lord comes and agree with the truth that there is someone for you.
00:06:19Until one day, someone will tell you that this is the day that the Lord has been.
00:06:22So, we will rejoice.
00:06:24Kasi, tayo, naniniwala ako sa pag-ibing mo, pinili yun ni Lord para sa'yo.
00:06:27Oo, tama.
00:06:28Siyempre, pipiliin din ni Lord para sa akin at para sa ating lahat.
00:06:31Yes.
00:06:31Tama?
00:06:32Siya ang mag-a-add to card sales.
00:06:34At gustang i-deliver sa'yo.
00:06:36Para wala na mga red flag, te.
00:06:37O, ba't yung ma-strip?
00:06:39Parang ano, bagay kayo ni Jego.
00:06:40Ay, no?
00:06:41Ay, ginagalang ko yan, ginagalang ko yan, te.
00:06:44Para si Jego, parang patakad na rin itong nananahimik, yata, ang usulit.
00:06:47Jego, iti-employ lang, pagpipilian natin.
00:06:50Jego, iti-employ lang.
00:06:52Jego, are you in a relationship at the moment?
00:06:55Ano ba yun?
00:06:55Ano ba, complicated?
00:06:58Ah, very good.
00:06:59Complicated, complicated.
00:07:01Sa'yo talaga galing yung complicated.
00:07:03Ano complicated sa'yo?
00:07:05Yung lagay ng kalusugan mo o yung mga ba?
00:07:09Siyempre, nagkakaroon talaga ng complikasyon niya.
00:07:11Lalo lahat bang tumataas, tas tumataas yung creatinine mo.
00:07:14Nagkakaroon yun ng complikasyon eh.
00:07:15Kasi complicated kasi ano, may jowa eh.
00:07:19Ah, yung may jowa.
00:07:24Pero, okay lang sa'yo yun.
00:07:28Minsan, parang okay na rin.
00:07:30Patagal na kayo ng jowa mong may jowa?
00:07:32Matagal-tagal na rin.
00:07:34Alam nung jowa niya na may jowa yung jowa niya, na ikaw yung jowa nung jowa niya?
00:07:38Alam niya.
00:07:39Pero ano kasi, hiwalay, ano sila?
00:07:42Hiwalay?
00:07:43Hiwalay.
00:07:43Ay, wala na jowa.
00:07:45Hindi, pero kasi may anak eh.
00:07:47Oh, pero hiwalay na sila.
00:07:48Syempre, babalik pa rin yun. May anak sila eh.
00:07:51Oh, ganun ba.
00:07:52Sa kayaan ka ba doon?
00:07:53Ito kasi mga nanay-nanayin.
00:07:54Oo, alam niya, ni Mama Sweet.
00:07:56Sa namo, chego, anak, ginawa ko na yan, lugi!
00:08:00Lugi, di ba?
00:08:00Wag, wag.
00:08:01Kumbaga, you deserve na dapat ang mahal mo at ang may mahal sa'yo ay kayong dalawa na nagmamahala.
00:08:08Wala nang iba.
00:08:10Ginawa ko na yan ako pag mga straight din, mga nagiging boyfriend ko.
00:08:14Pag nagkakaroon na ng girlfriend, pinapakawalan ko na.
00:08:19Hindi man sa pagmamaganda, pag break sa mga girlfriend, bumabalik sa akin.
00:08:22Kasi tinatanggap ko na naman.
00:08:24Eh, para nakakapagod na yung routine.
00:08:26Tinanggap ko na ang katotohana na ang lalaking toto hahanapin eh.
00:08:29Eh, babae.
00:08:31Pero, Diyos ko, hindi naman, again, sa pagmamaganda, maraming nanliligaw na naman sa aking mga lalaki ngayon.
00:08:37Hindi ko alam, salamat yata sa relasyon nyo ni Ayon.
00:08:41Nabuksan ang katotohana na pwede.
00:08:44So, ngayon, ang daming paglamalabas ako.
00:08:46Kaya lang nga, hindi pa ako handa sa gu...
00:08:48Hindi, at saka isang factor din, dahil, ang taas din ang kuryente ngayon eh.
00:08:52Hindi, lumalabas yan.
00:08:53Saka, diaport.
00:08:55Kaya pumabalik.
00:08:56Hindi, talaga.
00:08:58Ang dami-daming ngayon.
00:08:59Dati, kinaya ko mag-isa nung wala ka sa buhay ko.
00:09:01Pero, parang ngayon, kailangan ko tumalik dito.
00:09:03O, yung, ano, yung inflation kasi.
00:09:05Yeah.
00:09:06Pero,
00:09:07Diba?
00:09:08Don't settle for less.
00:09:09Oo.
00:09:10Hindi ko makakalimutan yung sinabi sa akin ni Sweetay nung bagets-bagets pa ako.
00:09:14Ano sabi sa'yo?
00:09:14Don't sell yourself short.
00:09:16Yes.
00:09:17Kailangan ikaw mismo, alam mo yung value mo.
00:09:21Sabi niya, anak, don't sell yourself short.
00:09:23Huwag kang pumapayag na ginaganyang-ganyan ka lang.
00:09:25Dapat di ikaw yung value mo.
00:09:26You keep your value.
00:09:28Correct.
00:09:28Isipin mo, sabi mo sa sarili mo, maganda ka.
00:09:39Kahit sinasabi nila hindi.
00:09:41Dapat nagagandahan ka sa sarili mo.
00:09:43Importante.
00:09:44Ang tunay na kagandahan ay nasa puso.
00:09:46Uwan, nasa salamin.
00:09:47Tandaan mo yan.
00:09:48Uy, maganda ako, no?
00:09:49That's my goal.
00:09:50O, sabihin mo rito.
00:09:51Sabihin mo sa camera.
00:09:53Maganda ako, no?
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:56Pero,
00:09:59Diyos ko,
00:10:00maraming lalaking mababait na tatanggapin at mamahaling ko.
00:10:03Ito, Diyos ko,
00:10:04ang daming parlor na pinasaan nito
00:10:05bakit mo ito naglabumpay sa buhay.
00:10:07Uy, mabait naman yun.
00:10:09Mabait yan.
00:10:09Mabait yan.
00:10:10Matagal na ba kayo?
00:10:11Oo, magtagal na.
00:10:12Kaya lang, siyempre,
00:10:13iniisip ko lang,
00:10:14may anak.
00:10:16Oo, di ba, drasta ka?
00:10:17Gusto ngayon niya?
00:10:17Kaya, matagal pinin ng diaper.
00:10:19Walang masama.
00:10:21Importante, ikaw nagbigay,
00:10:23hindi ikaw ang binigyan.
00:10:24Hindi ka kumuha.
00:10:25Hore,
00:10:25hindi ka nagnakaw.
00:10:27Ganon.
00:10:27Di ba, rubi-rubi?
00:10:29Tingnan ba ito?
00:10:30Siya, sabi niya,
00:10:31sabi niya,
00:10:31kung walang magseseryoso sa buhay ko,
00:10:35mamahalin ko ang sarili ko.
00:10:36Kaya dalawang ba,
00:10:36isas niya binabanggit ang pangalan niya.
00:10:40Hindi pwedeng rubi lang.
00:10:41Sino ka?
00:10:41Rubi, rubi-rubi.
00:10:42Pero masyado ang pagbabaluate niya sa kanya.
00:10:46Akala ko, mabrito niya.
00:10:47Kung walang magmamahal sa'yo,
00:10:48ikaw dapat mahalin mo sarili mo.
00:10:50Ang nagmamahal kay rubi ay si rubi.
00:10:52At mahal din ni rubi si rubi.
00:10:53Ang pangalan mo ay?
00:10:54Rubi-rubi.
00:10:57Di ba?
00:10:58Don't settle for less.
00:10:59Tama.
00:10:59Ang pangalan mo,
00:11:00not just once,
00:11:01twice dapat.
00:11:02Oo.
00:11:03Nanay ko ba ni ano?
00:11:05Oo, nanay ka ni Aunt Greti sa Diyosa.
00:11:08Tama ba?
00:11:09Oo.
00:11:11Tapos,
00:11:11gusto mo sabihin ko?
00:11:12Ano?
00:11:12Sige, sige.
00:11:13Hadobol mo ko sa Girl Boy Baclato.
00:11:15Ayan!
00:11:17Pumayad ka?
00:11:18Apat na role yun.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21Paldo.
00:11:22Apat na mo pa rin yung bayad.
00:11:23Ang bayad sa akin,
00:11:24hindi pang double,
00:11:24pang artista.
00:11:25Sige ni si Wendirama,
00:11:27si ba?
00:11:27Kung walang role sa'yo
00:11:28sa loob ng pelikula,
00:11:30idodouble ka.
00:11:31Para lahat ng anak niya
00:11:32may trabaho lang.
00:11:33Oo ha?
00:11:33Ay, maganda yun ha.
00:11:34Maganda yun ha.
00:11:35Mag-hide kayo eh.
00:11:36So apat na bayad mo.
00:11:36Mag-hide,
00:11:37at saka magka?
00:11:38Magkakatawa.
00:11:39Yan.
00:11:40Oo.
00:11:40Ganun si Rubiro.
00:11:41Sa ka na nagpa-perform ngayon?
00:11:43Hindi na eh.
00:11:43Ah, hindi na.
00:11:44Gusto ko sana mag-apply sa Vice.
00:11:45Sarot.
00:11:46Mag-apply on air?
00:11:48Hindi, hindi, hindi.
00:11:49Hindi na.
00:11:49Dano na eh.
00:11:50Baka hindi na ako nakakatawa kasi.
00:11:52Ay, grabe naman.
00:11:53Eh, kung sabihin niyo.
00:11:54Anong pinagkakabalahan mo na?
00:11:56Ah, ako po'y isang guro.
00:11:58Oh.
00:11:58Nagpaguro ako sa Star Magic School for acting workshop.
00:12:02Acting workshop.
00:12:03Ah, workshop.
00:12:04Magaling to eh.
00:12:05Tsaka nag-ahalaman ako, ganun.
00:12:07Anong mga tinatanim mong halaman?
00:12:09Tinatago mo yung mga pananim mo?
00:12:10Bakit?
00:12:11Oo.
00:12:11Kasi may mga kapipahe kami,
00:12:13nagtatanim din ang halaman.
00:12:14Oo.
00:12:14Pero tinatanim,
00:12:15kasi nare-raid pag lumalap.
00:12:16Ang halaman mo.
00:12:18Ang halaman mo.
00:12:18Ang halaman mo.
00:12:20Ang halaman mo.
00:12:20Ang halaman mo.
00:12:23Diba, yung mga...
00:12:25Sumisingaw ba ganyan?
00:12:26Hindi.
00:12:27Ano?
00:12:28Huwag tayo pumunta doon.
00:12:30May mga bawal na fertilizers na ginagawa.
00:12:33Diba?
00:12:34Pinagbabawal.
00:12:34May mga hindi pwedeng gamitin sa community.
00:12:37Tsaka ano mga halaman?
00:12:38Mga...
00:12:39Houseplants.
00:12:40Mga ganun.
00:12:40Tsaka succulents and cactus.
00:12:43Ganun.
00:12:43Gusto ko yung mga ganyan plants.
00:12:44Yung mga succulents.
00:12:45Ano ba yung itsura ng succulents?
00:12:48May mga lividin.
00:12:49Pero ang ibig sabihin nung,
00:12:51kasi yung mga stem nila,
00:12:53may mga maraming tubig.
00:12:55May mga ganun.
00:12:56May katas.
00:12:57May makatas.
00:12:58Ganun.
00:12:59So, iba-ibang klaseng...
00:13:01Maraming iba-ibang klaseng succulents.
00:13:03May mga iba ng mumulaklak na succulents.
00:13:05Anong nagagawa sa'yo
00:13:06ng pag-aalaga ng bulaklak?
00:13:08Yun yung release ko.
00:13:10Parang therapy.
00:13:11Stress.
00:13:12Yung iba, diba, kunyari,
00:13:13ay, lalabos ako ng bahay
00:13:14kasi na paano ko,
00:13:16nakukurta ako ganyan.
00:13:17Ako mag-ahalaman lang.
00:13:18Pinapakalma ka ng presensya
00:13:19ng mga halaman.
00:13:20Yes.
00:13:21Iba kasi, diba,
00:13:22yung mag-gigimik.
00:13:24At saka, diba,
00:13:24yung makinakausap ang halaman.
00:13:26Oo.
00:13:26May life din kasi yung halaman.
00:13:28Yung sa'yo,
00:13:28kinakausap mo.
00:13:29Oo, sumasagot nga eh.
00:13:31Oh, talaga?
00:13:31Sabi.
00:13:32Magro yung halaman.
00:13:34Magro yung halaman.
00:13:35Hindi.
00:13:36Ang sagot nila,
00:13:37may sagot yun eh.
00:13:38Bakikita mo, kunyari,
00:13:39nag-i-yelo na yung dahon,
00:13:41nalalantanap.
00:13:41Pag ganun,
00:13:42kinakausap ka nila.
00:13:43Kaya, be, lamig nun.
00:13:43Ano ko nag-i-yelo yung dahon.
00:13:45Hindi, hindi.
00:13:51Iba nag-i-yelo yung mga dahon.
00:13:52Iba nag-i-yelo yung mga dahon.
00:13:54Hindi, ganun.
00:13:55Yung mga dahon.
00:13:55Nag-i-gitilaw yun.
00:13:57Pinipenta mo yung mga halaman mo?
00:13:58Dati, nung pandemic.
00:14:00Pero ngayon sa bahay na lang.
00:14:02Kasi, diba,
00:14:02wala naman tayong kinitin.
00:14:03Wala naman tayong,
00:14:04oo, nag-mahal yun.
00:14:05Ang mahal lang.
00:14:07Kunyari, yung mga houseplants lang.
00:14:08Kunyari, rubber tree.
00:14:09Gunito ko lang kaliit,
00:14:10mabibenta mo one, five.
00:14:11Ganun.
00:14:12Eh, ngayon,
00:14:13mura na lang yung mga.
00:14:19Pero nice to see you again,
00:14:21Ruby Ruby.
00:14:24Oo, nakangatuan.
00:14:27Dito naman tayo.
00:14:28Oo, yun.
00:14:29Iloby.
00:14:30Hinalaw tayo ng ating barangay chairman.
00:14:31Nagpapasalamat tayo.
00:14:32Mga bago yata sa proyekto
00:14:33para sa ating barangay.
00:14:34At pinilook forward natin
00:14:36sa ating subdivision.
00:14:37Sa aking mga kinasasakupan.
00:14:40What's up, bad luck people?
00:14:43What's up, bad luck people?
00:14:44What's up, bad luck people?
00:14:44Ang dami bago sa'yo.
00:14:45I missed you.
00:14:46Mansin mo din?
00:14:47Hinakamakan yung kamay ko,
00:14:48ayaw magpapasim.
00:14:49Asight mo?
00:14:49Oo, bago din eh.
00:14:51I missed you.
00:14:51Diba?
00:14:53Bago din eh.
00:14:54Parang paisda rin siya ngayon, no?
00:14:55Oo, ang best.
00:14:55Paisda din eh, oh.
00:14:57Sucklet din siya ngayon, no?
00:14:59Yes.
00:14:59Wow, parang pabetibub ka ngayon, ah.
00:15:03You have to be sucklet.
00:15:05Oh, wow, yes.
00:15:06Ano ba yun?
00:15:06Kaya kayo nagkikita?
00:15:07Ano ba yung bago sa kanya?
00:15:09Lagi nyo may nakikita ng mimi,
00:15:11alam naman ng tao yun na,
00:15:12nagbago na kasi hindi na ito masyadong nagpapatawa,
00:15:15naglilo na siya.
00:15:16So ano siya?
00:15:16Ano ginagawa niya?
00:15:17Ano na siya?
00:15:18Ahente na siya sa NPI ngayon.
00:15:20Tipster.
00:15:21Tipster na siya?
00:15:22Alam mo kung paano siya nagtuturo?
00:15:23Paano na gawin?
00:15:23Ganun siya.
00:15:27Kaya pala paking taba.
00:15:28Gusto niya lang siya ng uso.
00:15:29Kailangan sa trabaho ko kaya, ano, parang.
00:15:32Paano ba ginagawa yun?
00:15:33Kunyari, natito yung adik, ituturo mo.
00:15:35Paano ba?
00:15:37Oh, ang ganda.
00:15:40Empatut na empatut.
00:15:41Hindi, ano lang yan, you have to lip-lumper.
00:15:44Di ba sinasabi ko, as you grow old,
00:15:46you need to take care of yourself.
00:15:48Di ba?
00:15:48Tama sinabi ni Kakay, self-love.
00:15:50Di ba?
00:15:50Bago mo mag-alaga ng iba dyan or mag-mahal,
00:15:53you need to love yourself.
00:15:55And, ayan na tuloy.
00:15:56Ayan na kumali.
00:15:57Ayun na kaya rin?
00:15:58Patuloy ka?
00:15:58Lulong.
00:16:00Kanina, beti po,
00:16:00misspeaking ka na kayo na sesame seed.
00:16:03Para nang misspeaking.
00:16:05Ikaw, pag nag-gaganyakan,
00:16:06hindi kita inaano, ha?
00:16:07Ay, wala ako.
00:16:08So, wala ba siya?
00:16:09Pero ba?
00:16:10Wala, natural siya.
00:16:11So, ano?
00:16:12Ay, ako mo yun na?
00:16:13Why?
00:16:13Hindi, na-gaganyakan tayo?
00:16:15Hindi.
00:16:16Pero, ano yung bago ba?
00:16:17Nako, pag nagpapaano siya ng mga kinimi,
00:16:20o.
00:16:20Yan, di mo makausap ng dalawang araw,
00:16:22naka-stady lang yan.
00:16:23Kaya, kausap.
00:16:25Hindi niyo mapaglag.
00:16:26Pag wala po siya ng showtime
00:16:27ng mga dalawang-tatlong araw,
00:16:28alam niyo kung nasan message niya po ako.
00:16:30Hindi.
00:16:32Pero maganda ka na talaga.
00:16:33Effortless si beautiful.
00:16:34Maganda ka din naman.
00:16:35Ang ganda.
00:16:36Ano nang, ano lang?
00:16:38Sweet, maganda naman, di ba?
00:16:40Maganda, di ba?
00:16:41Very natural.
00:16:43Oo.
00:16:44Ang ganda-ganda mo ngayon,
00:16:45in fairness.
00:16:46Mama, sweet, alam mo yan, dame.
00:16:48Yes.
00:16:49No, ang daming na kasing tinuro.
00:16:50No, ang daming tinuro.
00:16:52Sige, okay, ano nilalagay niyo siya?
00:16:53Sanya, pagising mga iba ka na.
00:16:55Okay, isda ako pagising.
00:16:58Oh, cute.
00:16:59I miss you so much.
00:17:00I love you.
00:17:01I love you.
00:17:02I love you.
00:17:04Next player naman tayo.
00:17:06Parang diyo.
00:17:07Pag-inang usap pa siya,
00:17:08hindi pwedeng hindi ka titingin dun sa love video.
00:17:11Si MC, sinabi sa'yo ni MC, no?
00:17:12Love it, God.
00:17:15Tagano ba yung mic?
00:17:18Hindi ko mapag-
00:17:20Wow, janitor fish.
00:17:23Yung simple smile, simple smile lang.
00:17:26Masakit nang yung MC.
00:17:28Ang lakas tumawa.
00:17:29Alam mo, MC.
00:17:30Sinarinig namin dito.
00:17:31Hindi ka na kaya yung simple smile.
00:17:34Hindi na kaya yung simple smile.
00:17:36Kala-alagay palang magsiset pa to after two days.
00:17:38Ikaw ba nakikiala mo ko
00:17:39pag ginagawa yung mukha mo?
00:17:41Oh, grabe.
00:17:43Saan nagpagawa ng mukha?
00:17:46Kaya naman pala from Brombo
00:17:47naging Sekretary Claire.
00:17:50Yung mga nilalagay sa kanya
00:17:52ng mga pang ano na ganoon
00:17:53tapos titi namin yung ginawa sa akin.
00:17:55Alam mo, I don't tell people
00:17:57kung anong ginagawa sa akin.
00:17:58Ikaw yun.
00:17:59Hindi ko naman sinabi.
00:18:00Kitang kita.
00:18:01Mukha kang hito ngayon.
00:18:02Ay, grabe rin yung hito.
00:18:04Matapos siyang magpagawa sa tita niya.
00:18:10Sabi na ni...
00:18:11Ayoko na kung tayo mag-fight, Ben.
00:18:13Sa MC ka ganyan yun.
00:18:14Napakarami rin pinagagawa niyan.
00:18:15Pabanat niya na pabanat.
00:18:16Yes, tutupo.
00:18:17Super pabanat.
00:18:18Hindi mo pwedeng i-backstab yan.
00:18:20Kunyari, may sasabihin ka masama sa likod niya.
00:18:22Ay, maririnig niya
00:18:23kasi sobrang mabalat.
00:18:24Yung tenga niya,
00:18:24nandikita sa bato pa.
00:18:27Magkatikita yung tenga niya sa bato.
00:18:28Na sobrang balat ng mukha niya.
00:18:30Yung tenga niya,
00:18:30magkatikita sa bato.
00:18:31Kaya hindi pwedeng plastikin niya.
00:18:33Naririnig tayo.
00:18:34Pwede mo siyang try do rin sa harap.
00:18:36Huwag sa likod.
00:18:38Pwede si Lase,
00:18:39sila sama mo kami.
00:18:39Si Lase, hindi makasali.
00:18:41Hoy, hindi ako nang paganda.
00:18:42Kasira ako.
00:18:45Huwag ang sinasali-sali sa inyo.
00:18:47Si Lase,
00:18:47napunta niyo sa derma.
00:18:48Kasi hindi nung gano'n derma.
00:18:50I-refer kita sa kaibigan ko.
00:18:52May bagong bukas na restaurant.
00:18:54Ano daw?
00:18:54Ginawa?
00:18:55Pinahigalan siya lang may isa.
00:18:56Ginoong lalagay ng sausawa.
00:19:00Pero may maganda yung lobby niya.
00:19:03Maganda yung lobby ni Tete.
00:19:04Next week ako naman.
00:19:06Bagay ba yung ganyang lobby?
00:19:08Oo naman.
00:19:08Kay Lase?
00:19:09Para mas maraming sausawan.
00:19:11Ay, tama-tama.
00:19:13Naghahalaman ka.
00:19:14Minsan papuntin mo si Lase sa inyo.
00:19:16Bakit?
00:19:16Bukusan mo lang siya ng tubig.
00:19:18Kasi iganyan mo.
00:19:19Parang pantinig yan kumaganda.
00:19:22Sinisip-sip lang po kanya yung tubig.
00:19:24For my time siya.
00:19:25For my time.
00:19:26Pag pinanin mo,
00:19:26makikita mo yung tubig kumaganda.
00:19:28Kasi sprinkle na ganyan.
00:19:29For my time.
00:19:30Maganda ba yung lobby ni Lase?
00:19:32Ano?
00:19:33Siniting na sa monitor yung lobby niya.
00:19:35Tawa-tawa.
00:19:36Eto din si Ian.
00:19:37Lahat yan pa din si Pepe.
00:19:38Kami-kami.
00:19:39Yan.
00:19:39Sila.
00:19:40Ako tahimik lang.
00:19:41You guys encourage me sa mga Tete to go like,
00:19:44do mga Turok and all?
00:19:45Never akong nagpagawa ng muka, Tete.
00:19:48Natural to.
00:19:49Oo.
00:19:49Ayan na si Papa.
00:19:50Nagagalit na naman.
00:19:52Hindi ako never.
00:19:53Si Papa naglaro na naman ng bakla-baklaan.
00:19:55Oo.
00:19:55Sinuot yung ribo ni ate.
00:19:58Si Pepe yung totoong may nagpagawa.
00:20:00Talaga ba?
00:20:00Ayan si Pepe.
00:20:02Pepe ang ginawa sa'yo.
00:20:03Ako ayan lalayo tuloy tayo sa bibig ni Tete.
00:20:07Kasi na kay Pepe.
00:20:08Pepe yung nagpagawa ka ba?
00:20:10Kung ang tawag niya sa ginawa niyang bibig, self-love.
00:20:13Kung self-love yun, yung mukha ko, ano to, mahal na mahal ko.
00:20:16Kasi lahat ito ginawa eh.
00:20:17Anong kit talaga ba?
00:20:18Ha?
00:20:19Ayan ba?
00:20:19Wala lang natirang totoo dyan, meme.
00:20:21Yung mata mo hindi rin totoo.
00:20:23Hindi na.
00:20:23Nung umuwi ako ng probinsya,
00:20:25muntik na akong masapok ng nanay ko,
00:20:27hindi na ako.
00:20:28Sa boses nilang ako nakikilala.
00:20:30Pag hindi nyo nakikilala, hindi nyo makikilala?
00:20:31Hindi.
00:20:32Kaya nagulat ako kay Tete.
00:20:33Tete, parang yung uso niya,
00:20:35parang ano, kanta ni Maki, yung
00:20:37Ano yun?
00:20:37Kuhol na langit.
00:20:39Kahel yun!
00:20:41Kahel?
00:20:41Kahel yun!
00:20:43Tete, kinuhol na langit ka.
00:20:46So ano to?
00:20:47Kahel sa gata?
00:20:49Hindi, magsiset pa siya.
00:20:51Si Pepe yung una nagpaganyan.
00:20:53Nauna ka pa kay Mimi.
00:20:54Hoy!
00:20:55Ako palabi!
00:20:56Magawa ka pala.
00:20:57Kaila ka pala unuwi.
00:20:59Hindi.
00:21:00Krabi, Brin.
00:21:01Hindi, ever ako nagpalabi.
00:21:02Ah, grabe.
00:21:04Hindi talaga.
00:21:04Talaga?
00:21:05I-extend ko lang yung lip line ko.
00:21:08Pero wala, mataba ba?
00:21:10Di ba nakaraan yung lip line?
00:21:11O, patingin ng simple smile.
00:21:12Simple smile.
00:21:18Hindi ba?
00:21:19Simple smile.
00:21:20Di ba natural yung simple smile?
00:21:21Pero, Mimi, hindi ka ba nagpagawa ng labi?
00:21:24Hindi.
00:21:25Bakit parang may tahi dito, o?
00:21:27Hindi, naalis.
00:21:28Hindi, napilayan kasi ito sa tuho.
00:21:31Ay, talag-tuho.
00:21:31Dito ginawa.
00:21:33Alamin mo mo.
00:21:34Oo, dito ginawa.
00:21:34Alamin mo.
00:21:36Painless kasi pag dito, eh.
00:21:37Na-ACL kasi ko.
00:21:39Dito kinuha.
00:21:40Okay tayo.
00:21:41Wow.
00:21:43Wala.
00:21:44Alamin.
00:21:45Para pa mga babay.
00:21:45Yung labi mo, pinagawa mo din.
00:21:46Ah, kaya pala ang tambok din.
00:21:49Yung ilong mo, ang tangos na din.
00:21:51Noong hindi ka managpapagawa,
00:21:52sinong kamukha mo?
00:21:53Aso.
00:21:54Aso.
00:21:55Ngayon, sino na?
00:21:57Medyo nag-R.C. Munoz.
00:21:59R.C.?
00:22:00Isabel Daza na ako ngayon.
00:22:02Ay, wow.
00:22:03Isabel Daza?
00:22:04Oo.
00:22:04Ayoko kasi mag-Isabel Oily, eh.
00:22:08Oily, oily.
00:22:09Oily, oily.
00:22:10Oily, oily.
00:22:25Oily, oily, oily.
00:22:30Oily, oily, oily.
00:22:31Oily, oily, oily.
00:22:31Hindi, oily.
00:22:31Hindi, wala.
00:22:32Hoy, aminin mo, hindi ganyan nung nagsirwa si Rennery Questas.
00:22:36Nag-improve na si Rennery Questas.
00:22:37Ito na yung modernong Rennery Questas.
00:22:39Ik-improve na, mukha ng mahal.
00:22:41Pero palakas yung appeal ni Kunio.
00:22:43Yes.
00:22:46Pag ako talaga mga ganyan, yan yung mga tipo ko, yung parang lakasang dating.
00:22:51Eh, parang isa lang naman ito ng hulmahan.
00:22:53Hindi, may bigot.
00:22:53Hindi.
00:22:56Ano magkakain ba ng Epo'y sa Djoko?
00:22:58Oily, oily, oily, oily.
00:22:59Nabuka mo lang?
00:22:59Wala ka bang padib-dib na ganito?
00:23:01Wala ka-dib na ganyan ba?
00:23:01Oily, oily.
00:23:04Nakakatawa kayo lahat?
00:23:05Habang nanonood ako, para akong nanonood.
00:23:07Sa akwaryon, puro kayo parang isda lang.
00:23:09Ang ganyan kayo, lovey ni Teta.
00:23:10Maganda ba?
00:23:11Oo naman.
00:23:13May ganyan ako isda dati talaga.
00:23:15Si Teta'y kanina nakinusap natin, nakaganun.
00:23:17Ay, nakaganun ako.
00:23:18Ang bigot ba, Teta?
00:23:21Teta'y parang bigot ha.
00:23:22Ilang galun ba nila?
00:23:23Alam mo, nakakatawa talaga kayo.
00:23:28Hindi kaya ng bigot.
00:23:29At nakipahan ng employee sa job.
00:23:31At nakipahan namin.
00:23:32Kareha na naman ako ng level ng kapugian ha.
00:23:34Pepe, umayos ka.
00:23:35Nakikinig ako ng Bob Marley.
00:23:37Wow.
00:23:39Pero yung pinag-in si employee kasi,
00:23:40sabi niya isda,
00:23:41pero mukha kang fighting fish, no?
00:23:43Hindi mo pwedeng iwanan kasi magsasaan.
00:23:46Pero kayong dalawa, grabe.
00:23:49Pag kayong nagkatuluyan.
00:23:53Papangit ng baka sa'yo.
00:23:55Grabe ka.
00:23:56Grabe ka sa'amin ha.
00:23:58Sarot lang, kuya.
00:23:59Ako, matagal na kita talagang idol.
00:24:00Yung street boys ka palang,
00:24:02sobrang guwapo mo.
00:24:03Parang siya si Machete, no?
00:24:04Bakit Machete?
00:24:06Kasi ako si Macheka.
00:24:09Parang makaya...
00:24:10Machika ka nga.
00:24:11O, machika tayo.
00:24:11Kaya bagay tayo.
00:24:12Talaga ba?
00:24:13Tingin mo, di ba, mukhang Machete din.
00:24:15Nananaman, nananaman, nananaman.
00:24:17Di yung Machete, pero hindi pa nakatam.
00:24:19Ano ba ako yung Bobo?
00:24:20Ito yung Machete kasi kahoy yun, di ba?
00:24:23Wala pa ko yun.
00:24:24Ito yung tipa nakatam.
00:24:25May salubso pa ng contest.
00:24:26Pero wala pa Machete na rin.
00:24:27Ito yung tipa perfect.
00:24:28Parang ganun, ginagawa pa lang.
00:24:29Hindi pa.
00:24:30Hindi pa magista, o?
00:24:31Mag-i-improve pa yan.
00:24:32Hindi na tinulo yung pag-ukit
00:24:34kasi kinulang ng kahoy,
00:24:36kaya ginatong.
00:24:39Ganun, ganun.
00:24:40Grabe sa'kin, her boy.
00:24:42Grabe.
00:24:43Sobrang nakakatawa si Peppay.
00:24:45O.
00:24:46Mukha tuloy at kanina pa siya tinititigan.
00:24:48Ginadjad siya ng ating, ano,
00:24:49the Philippines No. 1 stand-up comedian.
00:24:51Ay, ito yan.
00:24:53Ito yan.
00:24:54Philippines No. 1 stand-up comedian.
00:24:56Nakbasa ko sa Facebook.
00:24:58Philippines No. 1 stand-up comedian.
00:25:01Alex Calieja.
00:25:02Nabasa ko sa Facebook.
00:25:03Alam mo kung ganunong post?
00:25:04Sinong post siya?
00:25:05Sa kanya.
00:25:06Ay, ko din?
00:25:06Ba't pinusunan?
00:25:07Hindi mo?
00:25:08Hindi ako.
00:25:08Antari, account niya pala ito.
00:25:10Pero yung post sa nag-angang
00:25:11Philippines No. 1 comedian.
00:25:13No. 1 stand-up.
00:25:13Magalit na na ka-toy.
00:25:15No. 1 sa Netflix.
00:25:16Yes, 2 person.
00:25:172 person.
00:25:18Salamat, salamat.
00:25:19Kaya lang, malila yung timing
00:25:20kasi napasabay nga kay Alex Eala.
00:25:23Kaya nalilito akong ako.
00:25:25Alex.
00:25:25Alex Calieja to.
00:25:27Calieja to.
00:25:29Tapos ano, may sasabihin nga pala ako,
00:25:30hindi ko kasi makapagsabay sa Joe
00:25:32kasi hindi ko alam kung...
00:25:33Ano?
00:25:33Ano yung itsura ko ngayon?
00:25:35Kasi mamaya,
00:25:36yung nagbiro ako pala,
00:25:38may masama rin sa akin.
00:25:39Kaya medyo nag-iwala.
00:25:39Ah, wala.
00:25:40Alam ko kung nagpaitim ng buhok
00:25:41sa red, poor, white, ganyan.
00:25:43Sabi niya.
00:25:43Kaya,
00:25:44kinausap ko rin sa Olora.
00:25:45Sabi ko,
00:25:46Olora, ano bang gagawin natin dito
00:25:47dahil hindi naman tayo
00:25:48masyado umangat sa iba?
00:25:49Sabi ko...
00:25:50Ano ba angat na angat?
00:25:51Naka-binears ka na ngayon.
00:25:53Sabi ko eh.
00:25:54Kaya hindi ka umakan.
00:25:55Hindi ka umakan natural smile eh.
00:25:57Sa history ng dentistry sa Pilipinas,
00:25:59ikaw yung unang tatay
00:26:00na nagpa-binears.
00:26:01Oo.
00:26:01Huli na,
00:26:02mga 48.
00:26:03Sayang eh.
00:26:04Ang pauna kasing
00:26:04nagpa-binears,
00:26:05mga beauty queen.
00:26:06Oo.
00:26:06Pero ikaw ang kauna-unahang
00:26:08tatay na nagpa-binears.
00:26:09Oo.
00:26:10Kaya nga galit na galit si kakay,
00:26:12dapat sa kanya ilalagay yan.
00:26:14Pakasukat pala sila.
00:26:15Oo.
00:26:16Alam mo sa totoo lang?
00:26:17Hindi tuloy nakapagpabinears si kakay,
00:26:18dumiretso na lang ng ano?
00:26:19Nang alin?
00:26:20Nang mariwasa.
00:26:20Bumitin ang mga tiles.
00:26:23Pero tinititigan ka ni Alora.
00:26:24Ay, grapit si Alora.
00:26:26Paano yung mga palihim
00:26:27mong sulyap kanina sa kanya
00:26:28nung pag naririn?
00:26:30Ay, may ganong music.
00:26:31Sabi ko, may asawa ako eh.
00:26:33Ay, take it, eh.
00:26:35May asawa ka?
00:26:35Yes.
00:26:37Gusto mo pala may asawa siya.
00:26:39Okay na.
00:26:40Safe, safe.
00:26:41Pero kung wala kang asawa,
00:26:42sa palagay mo,
00:26:43kung single ka ngayon,
00:26:44si Alora ba yung mga tipong
00:26:46ipopursumo?
00:26:47Oo naman.
00:26:48Kasi ganyan yung mga tip.
00:26:50Ito yung mga crush ko
00:26:50ng high school eh.
00:26:51Ah, ganyan.
00:26:51Yung alam mong
00:26:52nag-aaral lang mabuti.
00:26:54Kasi,
00:26:55ayun lang talaga.
00:26:56Kasi, siyempre,
00:26:57ayun lang talagang,
00:26:57ano eh,
00:26:58mag-aaral ka mabuti.
00:26:59Dahil? Bakit?
00:27:00Kaya ito yung mga classmate mo
00:27:01talaga na nag-aaral mabuti.
00:27:02Parang sinabi mo,
00:27:03pag ganyan itsura,
00:27:03kailangan mag-aaral mabuti.
00:27:04Wala akong sinabi.
00:27:05Dahil pag hindi,
00:27:05pag nanakawakit.
00:27:06Yun lang kaya yung offer.
00:27:08Hindi, matalino yung
00:27:09mga ganyan itsura eh.
00:27:10Matalino talaga yun si Alora.
00:27:12At saka maganda.
00:27:13Yes.
00:27:14Thank you, Mime.
00:27:15Pagay sa kayo sa'yo
00:27:16yung blonde na hair.
00:27:18Maganda.
00:27:18Yung denim na top,
00:27:20okay sa'yo.
00:27:21Yung pants, okay din.
00:27:22Parang kinakaban ako dito.
00:27:24Bagay.
00:27:24Bagay tayo.
00:27:25Maganda, wala.
00:27:26Yung mata niya,
00:27:27ang ganda ng mata.
00:27:27Diba?
00:27:28Oo.
00:27:29Amund eyes.
00:27:31Hanggang mata lang din eh.
00:27:32Ay, maganda yung ilong.
00:27:33Oh, sure?
00:27:34Oo.
00:27:34Talaga?
00:27:35Ganyan yung ilong ng Shih Tzu namin.
00:27:37Oh, bahal na, bahal po yun.
00:27:38Bahal na, oo.
00:27:39Wait, laro, Mime.
00:27:40Akala ko talaga
00:27:41nasabihin mo Bulldog.
00:27:43First time may nagsabing Shih Tzu.
00:27:45Mahal.
00:27:46May print.
00:27:47Oo, oo, may print.
00:27:48Akala ko nasabihin mo English Bulldog.
00:27:49Korean Shih Tzu, 300 plus yun.
00:27:51Oo, lapdog yan.
00:27:52Oo, oo.
00:27:53Matabi matulog yan, ha.
00:27:55Wala sa tangos
00:27:56o pango ng ilong yan.
00:27:58Yes.
00:27:59Nasa laman.
00:28:00Ano naman?
00:28:00Nang ilong.
00:28:02Ang tangos kaya ng ilong mo,
00:28:03ang dumi naman.
00:28:04Diba, kung ano naman ang tutsiak?
00:28:06Eto, diba?
00:28:07Eto, eh.
00:28:08Ang liit, diba?
00:28:09Kahit munggo, hindi ka kasha dito.
00:28:13Kasyang kasha yung munggo.
00:28:14Kasyang kasha.
00:28:14Oo.
00:28:16Kung ito single lang,
00:28:17manligaw sa'yo.
00:28:18Oo, mayaman na to, eh.
00:28:20Ano naman?
00:28:21Ando na ako?
00:28:211.5 per racket.
00:28:23Ah, ang mahal nito.
00:28:251.5 per racket.
00:28:26Tapos gano'n to lang suot nyo sa racket.
00:28:28Hindi nag-report?
00:28:30Pero talaga yun.
00:28:31Kasi parang walang holding area,
00:28:32okay lang.
00:28:33Di ba?
00:28:33Ang mahal mo, no?
00:28:341.5.
00:28:35Pustang susulisit ka pa sa amin
00:28:36pag may show.
00:28:40Ang mahal mo?
00:28:41Tagal na.
00:28:42Ang tagal na.
00:28:43Kasi ka na,
00:28:44sa mga ibubansa, eh.
00:28:46Tagal na.
00:28:46Hindi pa matag na number one kasi.
00:28:47Pinoking mo kasi.
00:28:48Number one na siya, eh.
00:28:49Stepway, Steph.
00:28:50Alam mo, mayroon pang isang tingin na tingin,
00:28:51si Kat.
00:28:52Oo.
00:28:53Ay, nako.
00:28:54At pencil test.
00:28:55Si ni Kit.
00:28:56Kat, iba ang tingin mo sa kanya.
00:28:58Bakit?
00:28:59Dahil alam ko si Papa, eh.
00:29:02Papa mo?
00:29:02Ganyan ta.
00:29:04Kasi ano,
00:29:05magwa one year na siya.
00:29:07Magwa one year na siyang wala.
00:29:09Ah.
00:29:09So, isi-celebrate namin sa July 20,
00:29:12death anniversary niya.
00:29:14So,
00:29:14sa'yo ko naalala talaga si Papa.
00:29:16Tignan mo,
00:29:17ikaw lang ang tanging
00:29:18nabubuhay na tao
00:29:19na pag nakikita ka,
00:29:20death anniversary
00:29:21ang ipinat-biri.
00:29:22Di ba?
00:29:23Pero papatay mo sila.
00:29:24Kala ko ba lang,
00:29:25patay na patay sa'kin.
00:29:26Ba't di nito ba yung tura ng Papa mo?
00:29:27Oo, eh.
00:29:28Ngayon.
00:29:29Oo.
00:29:29After one year.
00:29:32Nung pumikit na.
00:29:34Kaya pala parang
00:29:35may connection kang nararamdaman.
00:29:38Buti na lang,
00:29:38ikaw ang pinag-usapan
00:29:39kesa yung mga gawa.
00:29:41Wag nyo kayo sasali dyan
00:29:43sa mga gawa-gawa.
00:29:44Ay, gawa.
00:29:44Noong na to.
00:29:45Oo.
00:29:45Ang dami ng putol na karayong ni.
00:29:48Ha?
00:29:48Talaga ba?
00:29:49Saan?
00:29:50Oo.
00:29:50Hoy.
00:29:51Parang wala nang totoo dyan.
00:29:53Kahit kilikili niyan,
00:29:54hindi kanya.
00:29:55Kanino yung kilikili.
00:29:56Sa ibang tao kinuha?
00:29:57Hindi dapat na lang rin sa kanya.
00:29:58Bata, pato kailal ako na to eh.
00:30:00O talaga?
00:30:01Pati parang kukuyata nito,
00:30:02hindi na rin totoo eh.
00:30:03Kasi nga, meme,
00:30:04yung kilikili,
00:30:06kanino ako mana?
00:30:07Si tete,
00:30:07kasi ba ka nagpag-one club?
00:30:10Kanino nga lang.
00:30:11Kung di nga pumunta rito,
00:30:11hindi na ungkat yung mga gawa-gawa.
00:30:13Okay na lang ako,
00:30:14nagpapaano kayo ng kilikili.
00:30:15Ito mo.
00:30:15Sabi yung kilikili mo,
00:30:17maganda na rin.
00:30:17Before,
00:30:18hindi naman ganyan rin.
00:30:20Kung maa,
00:30:21yung salita na mabilis,
00:30:22dumatang dingit.
00:30:23Tingnan mo.
00:30:23Hindi.
00:30:23O yan.
00:30:26Maganda ba,
00:30:26Kit Kat?
00:30:26Kasi siniko naman ang OG.
00:30:28Ano ba?
00:30:29Maganda ba?
00:30:29Sa OG.
00:30:29O,
00:30:30hindi.
00:30:30Kasi hapag mag-apa nga,
00:30:32maghihintay pa ng one week
00:30:33para mag-settle.
00:30:35Ba't si Jeyko,
00:30:3510 years nang nag-a-anak,
00:30:37hindi pa nag-settle?
00:30:38It's go sweet.
00:30:39Sabi po sa akin,
00:30:40nating mag-settle din.
00:30:41Hindi naman nag-settle?
00:30:42Oo.
00:30:43Yung jowa niya
00:30:44nag-settle down.
00:30:46Hindi naging labi.
00:30:47Ang ano ba kalaki yung empieza yung.
00:30:48Meme,
00:30:49ikaw talaga idol ko.
00:30:50At talagang...
00:30:51Oo, ikaw pala idol.
00:30:52Tua-tua ako,
00:30:53I'm so proud of you
00:30:54na nakakapag-backless ka
00:30:55na talaga ngayon.
00:30:56Oo.
00:30:57Pati niya.
00:31:00Lagi niya akong sasabihin,
00:31:01anak, anak,
00:31:02magpa-facial ka.
00:31:03Maunahin mo kaya yung likod mo.
00:31:05Oh, sinasabi ko.
00:31:06Pero ngayon, ang kinis-kinis, ang likod mo.
00:31:09Kaya lang kasi diba, sa lugar namin, ang daming mga bilyaran.
00:31:13Oo.
00:31:13Ginawang dartboard din kasi.
00:31:16Ay, pero ang ganda, ang ganda na.
00:31:18Puminis.
00:31:19Pero siyempre, ang pinaka-happy tayo rito,
00:31:22the first time nung nangyari sa It's a Showtime,
00:31:24ni Riza May.
00:31:25Si Riza May, si May lang.
00:31:27Si Riza May.
00:31:29Ang laki na si Riza May.
00:31:31Hindi naman nakatawid ka.
00:31:33Nakatawid ka?
00:31:34Ay, ba't lumatay na ba ito?
00:31:34Hindi.
00:31:36Eh, siyempre, doon siya sa Itbulaga.
00:31:38Eh, tapos ngayon, nandito sila sa ito.
00:31:38Oo, Riza May. Kumusta ka na Riza May?
00:31:43Oo.
00:31:44Chara-cara, chara-cara.
00:31:45Kamula siya na-posing doon.
00:31:48Chara-cara, chara-cara, chara-cara.
00:31:49Ayala siya!
00:31:52Diba?
00:31:54Oo.
00:31:54Iba din ang Riza May, no?
00:31:56Gusto mo magpalabi din yung gano'n?
00:31:58Sige.
00:31:59Sabi mo nga, what's up Dabber Cods?
00:32:01What's up Dabber Cods?
00:32:03Yes!
00:32:05Hi sa mga Dabber Cods!
00:32:07Hello Dabber Cods!
00:32:07Hi Bossy!
00:32:08Hello Bossy!
00:32:10Si MC ang gaginti, natitigil yung tawa.
00:32:11Ay gawin!
00:32:12Sino naman tinatawanan mo MC?
00:32:14Tapos na tayo kay Tetay.
00:32:15Sino na naman?
00:32:16Ano?
00:32:26Sino tinatawanan mo.
00:32:27Sino naman magkaibigan.
00:32:30Hindi magkikibuan backstage.
00:32:32Sinisipan ni Tetay.
00:32:35Hinaamban eh.
00:32:36Sanay na ako dyan.
00:32:38Papagawa niya sa'yo.
00:32:39Tapos mag-ginawa.
00:32:40I mean, ginawa mo na.
00:32:41And then he'll make fun of you.
00:32:43That's how he gets a lot of satisfaction.
00:32:46Which I don't mind naman.
00:32:48I mean, okay lang yan.
00:32:49Ako, kaibigan mo pa rin ako.
00:32:50But if this is how you wanna play me, go.
00:32:52Go right ahead.
00:32:53Grabe.
00:32:54He got no sense.
00:32:55Hindi mo alam kung gaano ka sakit.
00:32:57Tinutunokan ka ng barbeque stick dito.
00:32:59Bakit barbeque stick dito?
00:33:01Half budget na yun eh.
00:33:02Anong sagot mo to on MC?
00:33:04Maganda naman ah.
00:33:06English daw, English.
00:33:07Eh bakit ko sasagot eh?
00:33:12Eh bakit ko sasagot?
00:33:14Hindi, napakabait yan talaga ni Melvin.
00:33:17Sobra.
00:33:17He supports you.
00:33:19All the way.
00:33:20Ito din.
00:33:20Every decision that you make, he supports you.
00:33:22Not all.
00:33:23Not all.
00:33:23Your decision to, ano, to...
00:33:27Anasin ko na nga ito kanina.
00:33:29Iba rin ko na nga.
00:33:30Hindi, niloloko lang naman.
00:33:31Hindi naman siya nagpagaw na lang.
00:33:32Ay, hindi ba talaga?
00:33:33Ano nga?
00:33:33Namamaga kasi yung bagang niya.
00:33:35Kaya...
00:33:36Ayun ko lang sa himbi blab.
00:33:37Oo, oo, oo.
00:33:38Kaya sama ka ta sa ano mo.
00:33:39Para ma-retouch na natin yung ano mo.
00:33:41Yung ganyan, ma-retouch.
00:33:43Uy, wala tong retouch ka pala.
00:33:44Jason!
00:33:46Aray!
00:33:48Chisera kayo.
00:33:49Ay, palakbakan naman natin ang mga pagkakaw na.
00:33:51Yes!
00:33:52Nagtatid sila ng kasiyahan saan.
00:33:54Correct!
00:33:54Kanda dyan.
00:33:55Meron kay mauuwing tigisang libong biso.
00:33:59Di ba?
00:34:00Ang laki.
00:34:00Di ba?
00:34:02Makakapagbagong buhay kayo lahat.
00:34:03Sa ano, ayuban 1,000 pesos.
00:34:06Yes!
00:34:06Makakapag-start na kayo ng inyong mga small business.
00:34:09Correct!
00:34:09Okay.
00:34:10Jokes nyo man ay habi.
00:34:12Kung di nakaapak sa berding ilaw,
00:34:14tiyak, mapapag-go away dito sa...
00:34:16Illuminate or Illuminate!
00:34:21Saya mo na!
00:34:22Play music!
00:34:24Para lang sa'yo ang giling-giling ko.
00:34:27Yes!
00:34:28Para lang sa'yo ang giling-giling ko.
00:34:30Stop!
00:34:31Oh!
00:34:35Ay!
00:34:36Nakita ko oh!
00:34:37Ano yung nakita mo?
00:34:38Nag-irapan si Tetay at si Ems.
00:34:41Ay!
00:34:42Talaga ba?
00:34:43Ay!
00:34:44Mag-away kayo!
00:34:44Tapos i-vlog natin!
00:34:46Ay!
00:34:46Ay!
00:34:47Pagkakitaan natin!
00:34:49Ay!
00:35:01Oo!
00:35:02Sadly,
00:35:04From 12,
00:35:06Trimmed down to 8.
00:35:08Para malaman ninyo kung suwede kayo't maglalaro pa sa mga susunod na laro.
00:35:12Tingin sa ilalim!
00:35:14You stay kung ang kahon ay magkukulay green.
00:35:20Ilalim!
00:35:21Ilalim!
00:35:22Ilalim!
00:35:23Ilalim!
00:35:24Ilalim!
00:35:26Lahat ang nakatayo sa kulay green ko sa next round!
00:35:30Ako si Alex!
00:35:32Si Kakay!
00:35:34Si Rubidubi!
00:35:35Si Jego!
00:35:36Bye kakay!
00:35:37Si Jego walay na rin!
00:35:38Walaan na rin!
00:35:39Si Alora Stay!
00:35:40Si Evina!
00:35:40Si Divine Tetay!
00:35:41Si Sweet!
00:35:42At si Pepay!
00:35:43At si M.O.N.D.
00:35:44Walupot ni Alex!
00:35:46So, lakakagagad!
00:35:47Tawalong nakaapak sa akin!
00:35:48Congratulations!
00:35:49Balik na ulit kayo sa likod!
00:35:51Sige!
00:35:52Pwesto muna sa likod!
00:35:54Kaya naman ngayon!
00:35:55Iilawan natin ulit ang mga kahon!
00:35:57Ilalim!
00:36:01Pwesto kayo!
00:36:02Yung iba doon!
00:36:03Punting ilaw!
00:36:04Sa may ilaw lang!
00:36:08Meron pa rin isa!
00:36:16Ayan na!
00:36:17Kayo'y mapapa-exit kung di pa kakasagot sa ating papsusulit!
00:36:21Let's play!
00:36:21Yes!
00:36:22Give it!
00:36:23Give it!
00:36:25Sino kaya unang sasagot?
00:36:26Ilan ko biniin!
00:36:30Si Alora!
00:36:31Alora!
00:36:34First to answer!
00:36:35Tapos, Didivine Tetay ang susunod pa ikot yan!
00:36:38Last to answer si M.O.Y.
00:36:41Para magayong kabahan, ito ang crew!
00:36:43Ang lahat ng sagot ay nagsisimula sa letter J!
00:36:47J!
00:36:48Like Jose Rizal!
00:36:50J!
00:36:51Okay!
00:36:51Alora!
00:36:52Letter J!
00:36:54Isa!
00:36:55Sa mga secrets ng kantang Bang Bang!
00:36:59Jesse J!
00:37:01Correct!
00:37:02Divine Tetay!
00:37:04Letter J!
00:37:05Ang tanong!
00:37:06Anong tinurok dyan?
00:37:08Juice!
00:37:10Correct!
00:37:11Juice!
00:37:12Juice!
00:37:14Juice!
00:37:15Juice!
00:37:16Juice talaga yan!
00:37:18Julisticia!
00:37:19Julisticia!
00:37:20Julisticia!
00:37:21Julisticia!
00:37:22Letter J!
00:37:24Singer!
00:37:25Na nag-revive ng ipagpatawad mo noong 1990!
00:37:28John O'Gibb!
00:37:28Correct!
00:37:30Kitkak!
00:37:31Letter J!
00:37:32Aktor na gumanap sa Wuthering Heights at Frankenstein!
00:37:35Johnny Depp!
00:37:36John O'Gibb!
00:37:39John O'Gibb!
00:37:40John O'Gibb!
00:37:41Ang aktor na gumanap sa parehong pelikulang Wuthering Heights at Frankenstein!
00:37:44Kamakailan lamang ay si Jacob Elordi!
00:37:48By Kit Kat!
00:37:50Sweet!
00:37:51Letter J!
00:37:53Kompositor ng Himig ng Lupang Hinirang!
00:37:56Lupang Hinirang!
00:37:57Lupang Hinirang!
00:37:58Composer!
00:38:00Composer!
00:38:01One something!
00:38:02Tama si ko tayo!
00:38:03Julian Felipe!
00:38:05By Sweet!
00:38:06Pepay!
00:38:07Letter J!
00:38:09Pakala ng OPM band!
00:38:11Cup of...
00:38:12Cup of...
00:38:13Joe!
00:38:14Correct!
00:38:15May!
00:38:16Letter J!
00:38:19Kasama ni Ashanti na kumanta ng Mesmerize!
00:38:22Jesus!
00:38:24Hindi ko alam!
00:38:25Hindi ko alam!
00:38:26Si Jesus naka-do it ni Ashanti!
00:38:29Sorry!
00:38:30Sorry!
00:38:31Hindi ko alam!
00:38:33Marabi!
00:38:35Si Jesus!
00:38:37Ang kasama ni Ashanti sa pagkanta ng Mesmerize ay si Jarul!
00:38:43Jarul!
00:38:44Thank you, May!
00:38:45Okay!
00:38:45Iyabina!
00:38:46Letter J!
00:38:48Kanta ng Mayonnaise!
00:38:50Kanta ng Mayonnaise!
00:38:52Joe Pine!
00:38:52Correct!
00:38:54Empoy!
00:38:55Lead vocalist ng Itchy Worms!
00:38:57Jugs!
00:39:01Jugs!
00:39:02Jugs!
00:39:02Jugs is correct!
00:39:03Jugs or Jugs Cueta is correct!
00:39:05Okay!
00:39:06Ilan lang natin na!
00:39:07Aliba!
00:39:07Pwede tayong libang panlalaro na magpapatuloy pa!
00:39:10Si Empoy!
00:39:11Divay Teta!
00:39:12Iyumina!
00:39:12Pepay!
00:39:13At si Alora!
00:39:14Yay!
00:39:15Players!
00:39:15Pwesta ulit tayo sa likod!
00:39:17Dahil iila walang ulit ang mga kahon!
00:39:20Ilaw!
00:39:23Pwesta natin mga mga ilaw!
00:39:25Magpeak na kayo ng kahon!
00:39:32Bipigan namin kayo ng tip kung tama ang mga pamagat ay mababanggit!
00:39:36Let's play!
00:39:36You got a lyrics!
00:39:42Elaminate!
00:39:43Elaminate!
00:39:44Elaminate!
00:39:45Elaminate!
00:39:45Si Empoy!
00:39:47Empoy, ikaw unang sasagot!
00:39:48Papwesto yun natin rin si Empoy para ilang obstruction sa kanyang panurood!
00:39:53Panoori mo lang ang eksena!
00:39:54Pakinggan ang kanilang dialogue!
00:39:55Game!
00:39:56Yung dialogue na ginagamit ay lyrics ng isang kanta!
00:39:58Sabihin mo sa akin ng pamagat!
00:39:59Pagtaba ka, you stay!
00:40:01Empoy, game ka na ba?
00:40:02Game!
00:40:03Guys!
00:40:04Camera!
00:40:04Aksong!
00:40:06Uy, sige naman na!
00:40:08Ano ba yun?
00:40:09Sagutin mo na ako!
00:40:10Ito naman!
00:40:12Bakit?
00:40:12Ano bang kaya mong gawin para patunayang busilak ang pagmamahal mo sa akin?
00:40:17Lahat!
00:40:18Gagawin ko!
00:40:19Talaga?
00:40:20Ano naman!
00:40:21Say you want the moon?
00:40:22Watch me learn to fly!
00:40:24Aloo!
00:40:25Ain't no mountain you could point to!
00:40:28I wouldn't climb!
00:40:29Aloo!
00:40:29Ano pa?
00:40:31You know, it's crazy, but it's true!
00:40:33There's nothing I won't do!
00:40:35Gagawin ko ang all for you!
00:40:38Aloo!
00:40:39Oh, grabe!
00:40:40Promise!
00:40:41O naman!
00:40:41Promise ba?
00:40:42100%?
00:40:43100%?
00:40:44Sige nga!
00:40:45Subukan nga natin ito o!
00:40:47May hinanda ako para sa'yo!
00:40:49Andi doon!
00:40:50Surprise!
00:40:51Ay!
00:40:52Wow!
00:40:53Kainin mo nga!
00:40:54Susubuan kita tari!
00:40:57Alam mo!
00:40:57Ano?
00:40:58Gusto mo ng pera?
00:40:59Pera na lang gusto mo!
00:41:01Hindi, diba?
00:41:02Sabi mo?
00:41:03Kain!
00:41:04Kain!
00:41:05Kain!
00:41:05Parang dapat!
00:41:07Diba?
00:41:08Diba?
00:41:08Sabi mo, gagawin ko ang all for me!
00:41:11Eto na!
00:41:12Huwag mo kong hawakan!
00:41:14Wait lang!
00:41:15Ano?
00:41:16Parang dapat siyempre, sweet diba?
00:41:18Dapat, sabay tayo!
00:41:20Diba?
00:41:22That's awesome!
00:41:23Diba?
00:41:25Diba?
00:41:26Diba?
00:41:27Bakit na nakadami?
00:41:29Diba?
00:41:30Isa lang nga yung, isa lang nga yung maliit ha?
00:41:33Pumili ka ha?
00:41:34Diba?
00:41:35Eto lang yung pinuha ko?
00:41:36Oh wow!
00:41:37Diba?
00:41:38Diba?
00:41:39Diba?
00:41:39Ang laki nung kinuha mo!
00:41:41Na para bang may anak yan?
00:41:44Diba?
00:41:44Sige na nga!
00:41:45Diba?
00:41:47Diba?
00:41:49Diba?
00:41:52Oh, let's show you, Madlang people, we are so sweet, Darren. Darren!
00:42:00Wait, wait, wait. This is for you.
00:42:02I'm going to go for you, Jackie.
00:42:04Let's go!
00:42:07Oh, okay.
00:42:11It's so big for you, Jackie.
00:42:19Bukang bibek! Bukang bibek!
00:42:22Bukang bibek!
00:42:22Bukang bibek! Patingin!
00:42:24Darren! Patingin sa'yo!
00:42:26Ay, sa ilalim meron!
00:42:28Ayun na, sa ilalim, oh!
00:42:29Parang nilunok lang.
00:42:37Ayun po!
00:42:38Ay, parang gusto ni Juhaira!
00:42:41Pwede!
00:42:41Ayun!
00:42:43Kapang pangan niyan si Juhaira, kumakain niyan ng amaro.
00:42:49Oo, masarap to, siyempre.
00:42:51Gusto mo ba madami? Isa lang.
00:42:53Ano ba yung amaro, explain niyo? Ano yan?
00:42:55Ay, masarap siya, masarap siya.
00:42:56Eto, oh, Juhaira, oh, para sa'yo.
00:43:00Cricket!
00:43:00Cricket!
00:43:01Cricket naka.
00:43:03Ang kanta!
00:43:06Dagdag pa! Dagdag pa!
00:43:08Ang kanta!
00:43:10Gusto pa?
00:43:11Gusto pa?
00:43:12Gusto pa?
00:43:13Gusto pa?
00:43:14Oh!
00:43:16Ang kanta!
00:43:20Eh, boy! Ano pa magatong kantang yun? Go!
00:43:22Ah, Crazy Camaro?
00:43:26Crazy Camaro?
00:43:27Crazy Camaro is wrong!
00:43:29Ang pamagatan ay risk it all ni Bruno Mars!
00:43:32Shade you want the moon?
00:43:35Watch me learn to fly!
00:43:37At dahil dyan, titikim ka din daw nung kamaro.
00:43:41Thank you, M1!
00:43:44Alara, game ka na ba?
00:43:46Game na!
00:43:47Time!
00:43:48Camera!
00:43:49Axel!
00:43:50Ay, sa mga pogi dyan!
00:43:51Dito ang audition sa Mr. Showtime!
00:43:53Uy, di tayo, di tayo!
00:43:54Wow!
00:43:55Ay, ang gwapo nito!
00:43:56Ay, salamat, salamat!
00:43:57Kaya na, parang may edad na!
00:43:59Pero gwapo!
00:44:01Grabe naman yung matrona na to!
00:44:04Ay, eto!
00:44:05Ay, ang gwapo pang international!
00:44:08Ay, pwede po!
00:44:10Ay, eto ang bet na bet ko!
00:44:12O, fresh na fresh!
00:44:13Bongga mongga!
00:44:13Audition ka!
00:44:14Salamat po!
00:44:16Pare!
00:44:16Pare!
00:44:17Kuha niya akong tubig!
00:44:19Nauhawa ko!
00:44:19Ano kuha ka ba ng tubig?
00:44:20O tubig!
00:44:21Sasali kami dito!
00:44:23Mr. Showtime!
00:44:25Hindi kayo pwede mag-audition!
00:44:26May standard kami!
00:44:27Kailangan ganito kagwapo para mag-audition!
00:44:29Ayaw mo na magkapatid!
00:44:31Kambal!
00:44:31Eto!
00:44:32Ganito dapat ganito kayo kagwapo!
00:44:34Ganyan!
00:44:35Eto!
00:44:35Kaya nang-i-chew na to, parang taken na!
00:44:37Parang matapang yung partner nito!
00:44:39Lumalaban!
00:44:39Oo!
00:44:41Parang kilala ko nga!
00:44:43Talaga?
00:44:43Oo!
00:44:44Dako!
00:44:44Kakainig ka ng buhay niyon!
00:44:46Pero gwapo to!
00:44:48Oo!
00:44:49Baka mawala tayo rin!
00:44:51Mahirap na!
00:44:52Kaya nga!
00:44:53O sige!
00:44:54Kayo na!
00:44:55Kayo na!
00:44:56Pasasakin yung dating!
00:44:58Panis yung mga ganyan!
00:45:00Panis!
00:45:01Kahit pa nakatsiding!
00:45:02Ha!
00:45:03O sige!
00:45:04Kayo na!
00:45:05Pasasakin yung dating!
00:45:06Mga girls!
00:45:07Ako!
00:45:08Lodi!
00:45:08Ay!
00:45:09Ay!
00:45:09Kasi hadis in the game!
00:45:11Kung ayaw nyo!
00:45:12Eh di wag!
00:45:14Samiskunin na tayo sa bali!
00:45:16Let's go!
00:45:21Konto!
00:45:23Konto!
00:45:25Anong pamagat ng kanta mo yun?
00:45:33Ang ganda mo dyan!
00:45:34Sa close of sige!
00:45:35Ang ganda mo dyan!
00:45:36Dito nalang ako bumawi eh!
00:45:39Ang pamagat nun ay Pogi ni Paul and Bolle!
00:45:42Ay!
00:45:43Ay lang!
00:45:45Ay!
00:45:45Ay!
00:45:45Sa akin yung dating!
00:45:47Ay!
00:45:48Paya Laura!
00:45:49Pepay!
00:45:49Ikaw na!
00:45:50Pepay!
00:45:58Nakakatakot baka walang matita na!
00:45:59Bago pa mag ihunin lahat!
00:46:01Sa ba kayo mapapanood na tatlo?
00:46:02Ay of course sa nag-iisang Vice!
00:46:04Comedy Club!
00:46:06Anong araw ka dun, Pepay?
00:46:07Every Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday!
00:46:10Ikaw divine serai!
00:46:12Wednesday, Friday!
00:46:13See you guys tonight!
00:46:14Nandung kami nila iya!
00:46:15Baka kaming lagtat na nandun mamaya tonight!
00:46:17Yes!
00:46:18Every Fridays, Tuesdays!
00:46:20Of course!
00:46:21Everybody sing!
00:46:22Yes!
00:46:23Okay!
00:46:24Pepay!
00:46:25Game ka na ba?
00:46:26Game na!
00:46:27Light camera!
00:46:28Axel!
00:46:30Okay!
00:46:31Okay!
00:46:32Okay!
00:46:33Please turn and face each other!
00:46:37Join hands!
00:46:38And share the promises you have written for each other!
00:46:46Mahal!
00:46:47Sa pagkumpas ng iyong kamay!
00:46:51Aking landas ginagabay!
00:46:53Nag-iisang tiyak sa isang libong duda!
00:46:58Silong sa iyak at pagluluksa!
00:47:01Kung puso ko ay mamapa!
00:47:04Ikaw ang dulo!
00:47:06Gitna't simula!
00:47:08Nahanap din kita kahit tagal kong naghintay!
00:47:12Nahanap din kita kahit tagal kong naghintay!
00:47:15And now!
00:47:17You may kiss the bride!
00:47:20Kiss!
00:47:25Kiss!
00:47:27Kiss!
00:47:33Nahanap ko na!
00:47:34Nahanap ko na rin!
00:47:35Ang pag-agalagalang cobra!
00:47:37N Sea!
00:47:48Be-pay!
00:47:49Anong mamangat noon?
00:47:50Go?
00:47:51Bride of Jacky!
00:47:53Hindi nyo pinigo na!
00:47:55Bride of Jacky is wrong!
00:47:57Tapos bawat tane!
00:47:59Betansel!
00:48:01Ayang, Be-pay!
00:48:03Ay yamin ang next een na!
00:48:04Parang nalalakas na HASY παite rompo na hiya!
00:48:08Okay, there are two of us. There are still Eamina, there are still Divine Terai.
00:48:13Ea, are you already game?
00:48:14Game dah!
00:48:15Lights, camera, and song!
00:48:22Put your, put your hands up!
00:48:24Put your, put your hands up!
00:48:26Let's go, baby mama!
00:48:27Let's go, everybody!
00:48:29Yeah, I love y'all!
00:48:30Hey!
00:48:31Woo!
00:48:33Cheers!
00:48:34Cheers!
00:48:35Yes!
00:48:36Ha! Grabe, ang saya darin!
00:48:40Saya talaga ito!
00:48:41Sobrang saya darin, alam mo ba?
00:48:44Excited na ako sa date natin!
00:48:47Oh, ako din naman!
00:48:49Talaga!
00:48:50Alam mo darin?
00:48:51It's like I've waited my whole life out!
00:48:54For this one night out!
00:48:57It's gonna be me, you, and the dance floor!
00:49:00Grabe na mamasa!
00:49:02Ay!
00:49:02Grabe naman!
00:49:04Cause we only got one night!
00:49:07Double your pleasure!
00:49:09Ha!
00:49:10Double my pleasure!
00:49:12Ako naman!
00:49:13Double your fun!
00:49:15Double my fun!
00:49:16Grabe yun!
00:49:17Oo, kasi doble-double na yung paningin ko!
00:49:20Ang ganda mo talaga, Jackie!
00:49:22Aray mo!
00:49:22Grabe!
00:49:23Ay!
00:49:24Grabe!
00:49:25Grabe naman!
00:49:26Darin!
00:49:28Thank you!�!
00:49:30E. Alina, anong pabagat yung kantang tinutukoy sa eksena ng yun? Go!
00:49:36Um...
00:49:37Rar...
00:49:39Rar is wrong! Ang kantang yun ay Forever ni Chris Brown!
00:49:46Takoy, hindi rin nasagot ni Ea.
00:49:48Ika na lang, tetay!
00:49:50Ang naiiwan!
00:49:52Parang sa'yo talaga ang araw.
00:49:54Sana makuha natin, one lang people!
00:49:56Ikaw ay pinakamahabang interview, ikaw ay pinakamahabang exposure kanina.
00:50:01Tapos, launching pa ng new look mo.
00:50:04Simple smile.
00:50:05Kapawin ako ng aesthetics.
00:50:06Simple smile.
00:50:08Hashtag divine simple smile.
00:50:11Divine tetay, good luck!
00:50:13Sana masagot nito para sure na ikaw na ang maglalaro sa jackpot round.
00:50:16Yes, let's do this my man.
00:50:17Game ka na ba?
00:50:19Game na!
00:50:20Lights, camera, act, song!
00:50:32땡Product...
00:50:36Asta, asta, tante!
00:50:36Ogi!
00:50:37Ok!
00:50:37Dikyo na, siwano tayo!
00:50:39Ayoko!
00:50:40I'm never gonna dance again!
00:50:43Guilty feet have no rhythm!
00:50:46Grabe ka naman!
00:50:47Party to!
00:50:48Kahit MM e Armand lang!
00:50:49Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool.
00:50:56Isipin mo na lang, noong nagparte kayo, noong nakahuli kayo ng dinosaur, ako ba sila dobo nyo, di ba?
00:51:02Grabe kay, di naman ako ganung katansa.
00:51:05I'm never gonna dance again the way I dance with you.
00:51:10Bakit ba kasi ayaw mo?
00:51:12May rayuma nga ni, masyake.
00:51:15Ah, true to life, true to life.
00:51:21Divine Detay!
00:51:23Kung ano nga ba maglalo sa jackpot round?
00:51:25Ano ang sagot ni Divine Detay?
00:51:27Anong awit ang tinutukoy sa eksena kiyon?
00:51:30Go!
00:51:31Careless Whisper.
00:51:35Pakiulat, ang pamagat ay?
00:51:37Careless Whisper.
00:51:39With a simple smile, please, after?
00:51:41Careless Whisper.
00:51:44Yes!
00:51:46Yes!
00:51:48That is correct!
00:51:50Let's do it for George Michael.
00:51:52I can't, I'm never gonna dance again.
00:51:56Guilty freedom, got no freedom.
00:51:59No, it's easy to pretend.
00:52:01Sa'yo talaga ang araw.
00:52:02Simple smile for you.
00:52:03Ikaw talaga.
00:52:04Sa'yo nararapat ako.
00:52:06Simple smile for the jackpot round.
00:52:08Si Tam.
00:52:09Yeah.
00:52:09Oddlines, isang player na lang natitira at si Divine Detayon.
00:52:12Siya na maglalo sa ating jackpot round.
00:52:17Checkpot round na tayo dito sa...
00:52:19Lalo!
00:52:20Lalo!
00:52:21Break!
00:52:23Diba ang Chetoy?
00:52:24Yung!
00:52:25Limit-wise?
00:52:26100,000 pesos ang pinaglalabanan natin dito.
00:52:29Lalabat pa ba tayo?
00:52:30Kung sakasakaling masasagot mo ng tamang aming inihandang katalongan.
00:52:34Lahati nun ay maiyuwi mo.
00:52:36At may sishare mo kung hanino man.
00:52:38Magandang balita.
00:52:39At ang kalahati ng 50 mo lang mapupunta sa isang magandang fundasyon.
00:52:42Ako tawagin na ay...
00:52:44Angat Buhay Foundation!
00:52:46Yeah!
00:52:47Palakpakan sa Angat Buhay Foundation.
00:52:50Na magbibigay tulong sa mga nasalangta.
00:52:53Hai.
00:52:54Ng lindol.
00:52:55Hmm.
00:52:55Tama naman.
00:52:56Ngayon, susubukin natin ang tapang mo.
00:52:58Ang lakas ng iyong loob.
00:53:00Ang husay mo sa pagsagot.
00:53:03At kung ano mang mga impormasyon...
00:53:05Na nakatago pa dyan sa iyong utang.
00:53:09May ialok sa iyong salabi o halaga.
00:53:12Ang aking mga kasama nito.
00:53:14Tingnan natin kung tatalikuran mo na ang pagkakataong sumagot na katalongan.
00:53:18At may uwi ang pod money na 100,000 pesos.
00:53:26Jackie.
00:53:28Karil.
00:53:30Pagkano ang offer?
00:53:32Ano ba?
00:53:32Ano ba?
00:53:33Pupakalmahin yung ano?
00:53:35Interrogation.
00:53:36Magkano ang offer natin kay Divine Chetoy?
00:53:40Mom.
00:53:41Kay.
00:53:42Mama.
00:53:42I can only give...
00:53:43Can you talk to your daughter?
00:53:44Kay, you should start with a good offer.
00:53:46Alam mo naman tayo, we're generous.
00:53:47Kay, di ba?
00:53:48For me, 5,000 pesos.
00:53:515,000 piso.
00:53:53Divine Chetoy.
00:53:54Taggapin mo na yung para taposin tayo.
00:53:56Pot!
00:53:57All the three pot!
00:53:58All the three pot!
00:53:59Pot!
00:54:00Pot!
00:54:01Ayaw nga ng 5 quid.
00:54:02Pot.
00:54:02Pinikita daw niya yan ng mabilisan.
00:54:06Ay!
00:54:07Kailangang mabudol mo siya.
00:54:08Jackie, dagdaga mo yan.
00:54:09Go!
00:54:10Natagdaga ko agad atin, Tetoy.
00:54:12Ito, dagdag 10,000 piso.
00:54:1415,000 pesos.
00:54:15Right, Tetoy.
00:54:16Can't see me, I'll take off the money.
00:54:18You go home happy.
00:54:19Tapos na ang trabaho natin.
00:54:21Pot!
00:54:21Only one!
00:54:22Only one!
00:54:23Pot!
00:54:25Pot!
00:54:40Pot!
00:54:54Pot!
00:54:55Pot!
00:54:57Pot!
00:54:58Pot!
00:54:59Pot!
00:55:01Pot!
00:55:02Pot!
00:55:02Pot!
00:55:02Pot!
00:55:02Pot!
00:55:04Pot!
00:55:05Pot!
00:55:06Pot!
00:55:07Pot!
00:55:07Pot!
00:55:08Pot!
00:55:10Pot!
00:55:11Pot!
00:55:12Pot!
00:55:13Pot!
00:55:14Pot!
00:55:15Pot!
00:55:16Pot!
00:55:16Pot!
00:55:17Pot!
00:55:17Pot!
00:55:17Pot!
00:55:18Pot!
00:55:19Pot!
00:55:20If you don't want to get the money, you can buy 100,000 pesos.
00:55:23I can't believe it, but without a doubt.
00:55:28If you don't want to buy 100,000 pesos,
00:55:34the consolation price only for 1,000 pesos,
00:55:38you can buy 100,000 pesos.
00:55:38I can't believe it.
00:55:42Alex Calihe, what only?
00:55:45What only?
00:55:48May sinasabi si Alex Calihe.
00:55:51Pot or lip?
00:55:53Pot.
00:55:54Pot pa rin?
00:55:56Matayo pa ng lip?
00:55:57Eh, masakit pa nga siya.
00:56:0020,000 pesos na yan.
00:56:02Pot or lipot?
00:56:05Pot.
00:56:06Kung talaga sigurado ka, sige nga sabihin mo,
00:56:08goodbye 20,000 pesos.
00:56:10Goodbye 20,000 pesos because we deserve more.
00:56:14Bye bye.
00:56:16Bye bye.
00:56:1820,000 pesos.
00:56:19Biglang ko pa rin.
00:56:23Matapang ka.
00:56:24Matapang.
00:56:24Tinuruan mo kaming maging matapang.
00:56:27Matatandaan mo?
00:56:28Yung mga nagsisimula pa lang kami,
00:56:30tayo, magkakasama sa intablado.
00:56:32Tinuruan mo kami na huwag susuko.
00:56:35Kid, huwag susuko.
00:56:36Dapat matapang ka.
00:56:38Sinabuhay namin yun.
00:56:39Matapang kami ngayon.
00:56:41Walang pwedeng humarang sa amin.
00:56:45Sino man ang humarang sa amin,
00:56:48mananagot.
00:56:49Kaya ang tanong ko sa'yo,
00:56:51Pot o lipot?
00:56:55Pot!
00:56:56But the people!
00:56:59Pot o lipot.
00:57:0120,000 na yan na nasa'yo ha.
00:57:03Isipin mo pabuti.
00:57:05Ano?
00:57:06Pot o lipot.
00:57:07Tignan mo.
00:57:12Pot!
00:57:12Mag-isip ka!
00:57:13Huwag ka naka-ano!
00:57:1620,000.
00:57:17Pot o lipot.
00:57:18Sagot!
00:57:19Ano?
00:57:19Ganda-ganda ka lang palagi.
00:57:22Gusto mo ba?
00:57:23Ganda ka lang?
00:57:24Ikaw yung fresh.
00:57:25Ano?
00:57:25Pot o lipot.
00:57:26Sumagot ka!
00:57:29Ano?
00:57:31Pot!
00:57:35Pot!
00:57:36Pot!
00:57:37Tama naman yan na.
00:57:39Dapat ganyan na.
00:57:40Para masaya.
00:57:41Yay!
00:57:42Ituloy na natin yan!
00:57:43Bigyan natin ang pera yan!
00:57:46Pot!
00:57:47Last chance to decide.
00:57:51Pot!
00:57:54Limpot!
00:57:55Limpot!
00:57:56Ayaw ko silang maghihintay.
00:57:58Kaya ang decision ko!
00:58:00Pot!
00:58:02Pot!
00:58:03Pumweso ka na rito.
00:58:08Pero pasensya na divine tetay.
00:58:10Hindi mo na mababawi ang desisyon na sinabi mo.
00:58:13Hanggang sa huling sandali ang sinigaw mo ay...
00:58:15Pot!
00:58:17Dahil siyan.
00:58:18We will now have to face...
00:58:21The 100,000 Pes of Questions.
00:58:36The 100,000 Pes of Questions.
00:58:40Sa pagkakataon ito, hindi ka na maaaring magpalingalinga pa o humingi ng tulong sa kanino man.
00:58:44Sige po.
00:58:44Ikaw na lamang at ang sarili mo ngayong maasahan.
00:58:47Nagkakaunawaan ba tayo?
00:58:48Nauunawaan kita.
00:58:49Isang mahalagang paalala, strictly no coaching.
00:58:53Wala kang ibang tititigan kundi ako lamang.
00:58:55Divine tetay.
00:58:56Yes, for 100,000 Pesos.
00:58:59This is the Jackpot Question.
00:59:03Dahil ang inipitahan natin ngayon ay puro komedyante,
00:59:07ang aking katanungan ay may kinalaman sa larangan ng komedia.
00:59:12Ano ang popular full name ng tanyag na Ingles no komedyante
00:59:19at isa sa pinakadakilang bituin sa kasaysayan ng silent films
00:59:26na tumatak sa karakter na The Tramp.
00:59:30Isang palaboy na may suot na bowler hat,
00:59:35kawayang baston,
00:59:37may maliit na bigote,
00:59:39at kakaibang lakad.
00:59:42Naunawaan?
00:59:44Hayaan mong ulitin ko ang kananungan.
00:59:46Ano ang popular full name ng tanyag na Ingles no komedyante
00:59:50at isa sa pinakadakilang bituin sa kasaysayan ng silent films
00:59:53na tumatak sa karakter na The Tramp?
00:59:56Isang palaboy na may suot na bowler hat,
00:59:59kawayang baston,
01:00:00may maliit na bigote,
01:00:01at kakaibang lakad.
01:00:03Pagtama ang sagot mo,
01:00:04Di Main Tetay?
01:00:05100,000 Peso!
01:00:085 seconds to answer.
01:00:10Tetay, go!
01:00:12Charlie Champlin.
01:00:16Charlie Champlin.
01:00:19Is correct!
01:00:21Tetay! Tetay! Tetay! Tetay! Tetay!
01:00:26100,000 Peso!
01:00:27Tetay! Tetay! Tetay! Tetay! Tetay! Tetay!
01:00:34Pesas para sa Divine Tetay!
01:00:36At ang 50,000 Peso!
01:00:38Papupunta sa Angat!
01:00:39Buhay Foundation!
01:00:45Pero gusto kong sabihin si Divine Tetay!
01:00:47Pero gusto kong sabihin si Divine Tetay!
01:00:47May gusto siyang sabihin.
01:00:48Na sabihin mo na?
01:00:50So yung binulung ko na alam sa'yo, sinabi mo ba?
01:00:52Ikaw na, ikaw na sabihin mo.
01:00:52Hindi din ba dapat hati?
01:00:54Pero sa nangyayari ngayon, parang siguro lahat na lang para sa kanila.
01:00:58Kasi parang...
01:00:59It's...
01:01:00Ang hirap eh.
01:01:01Pag di ba...
01:01:02Di ba, alam mo yun?
01:01:03Yung di ba tayo nagpapato.
01:01:04Pero yung...
01:01:05Pag nakikita mo yung ganong sitwasyon, parang sobrang hirap na to.
01:01:08Parang I think we have more than enough.
01:01:09Parang hindi naman siguro parang yung makukulangan tayo pag...
01:01:14Hindi mo yung kukutubo.
01:01:15Yeah, totoo.
01:01:16Yeah, totoo.
01:01:17Yes, saka makakapagpalagay pa rin ako ng lips.
01:01:19Yes.
01:01:20At saka...
01:01:20So it's all for them na lang.
01:01:22At saka albinin mo, hindi ka nakakakain kasi lately, kaya okay lang.
01:01:26Tupig-tupig lang siya na kastro.
01:01:28Thank you very much for your generosity.
01:01:32Malaking bagay ito sa mga kababayan natin na nasa Mindanao na nangakailangan talaga ng tulong.
01:01:37At ang tulong na ito ay dadaan natin sa Angat Buhay Foundation.
01:01:40Yay!
01:01:41Congratulations!
01:01:42Thank you so much!
01:01:43I'm very proud of you!
01:01:45Tetay!
01:01:46Tetay!
01:01:46Ano rin gusto mong sabi kay MC?
01:01:49Nakuha ba kanyo siya next week?
01:01:50Saan naman?
01:01:52Congratulations!
01:01:53Thank you so much!
01:01:54Mabuhay ang mga komedyante!
01:01:57Yes!
01:01:59Patuloy kayo magpatawa kahit ang hirap-hirap na.
01:02:02Eto!
01:02:03Sa kwela nating bonding, ipapantulong natin ang kasing-kasing dito sa...
01:02:09Lalo-laro!
01:02:11May mga magpabalik tinig sa tawag ng tangalan sa pagpumaligyan ng our show!
01:02:17Our time!
01:02:18It's showtime!
01:02:19Our time!
01:02:21It's love!
01:02:22It's love!
01:02:24It's love!
01:02:25It's love!
01:02:25It's love!
01:02:35It's love!
01:02:39That's a matter of days!
01:02:46You
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