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My Wife Turns Out to Be a Man?! - HD 720p AID
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own happiness
00:00:12I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere
00:00:16all right I'll handle this keep searching
00:00:21fuck me sideways
00:00:30where is she
00:00:31I'm sure she'll be here soon
00:00:45just let it go
00:00:47it's okay
00:01:02I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:01:04pick her up
00:01:06come on
00:01:07lift your pride
00:01:09pick her up
00:01:10pick her up come on
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:25one year
00:01:26just survive one year
00:01:28and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish
00:01:41don't catch any feelings for me okay
00:01:46because in a year you and I will be done
00:01:49period
00:01:50perfect
00:01:51I was kind of getting worried you started
00:01:54drooning over my irresistible channel
00:01:59it says we're both here for our families
00:02:01let's lock this with a one year contract
00:02:04clean and simple works for both of us
00:02:07okay
00:02:08yeah
00:02:14all right
00:02:15rule number one
00:02:17no sex
00:02:18no snooping
00:02:18sip zero zilch
00:02:19for the year
00:02:20okay
00:02:21number two
00:02:23if either needs a plus one for public events
00:02:25the other shows up
00:02:26all right
00:02:28rule number three
00:02:29common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32Judith gets the master suite
00:02:35this is my house
00:02:36yes
00:02:37why do you get the master suite
00:02:40yes
00:02:45why do you get the master suite
00:02:46because you're a strong gentleman
00:02:50and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:54what was that?
00:02:55nothing
00:03:07nothing
00:03:12nothing
00:03:16oh
00:03:17I'm done
00:03:18perfect
00:03:20I'm just gonna
00:03:21dip
00:03:22oh
00:03:23oh
00:03:23oh
00:03:23oh
00:03:24oh
00:03:24oh
00:03:24oh
00:03:30I'm just gonna level with you okay?
00:03:31I mean you literally just got married
00:03:33and since I spent time with your new wife
00:03:35you hang out with me in civil workplace bar
00:03:38look
00:03:39is Judith objectively hot?
00:03:42yes
00:03:43does she have an incredible body?
00:03:45yes
00:03:47but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn
00:03:51I'm only marrying Judith because my dad wanted me to
00:03:54and I need to secure Evelyn's future
00:03:58dude that's my dream girl
00:04:01and Judith is weird
00:04:02I mean
00:04:02first night we lived together she took my room
00:04:05my room
00:04:07who does that?
00:04:08I'm sorry
00:04:09no that's cold man
00:04:11that's cold
00:04:14so what do you wanna do?
00:04:16you wanna get back with her or
00:04:18what?
00:04:20alright
00:04:20what do you suggest?
00:04:22take some notes
00:04:23of myself
00:04:24her
00:04:25oh
00:04:26yeah
00:04:27no what?
00:04:28what?
00:04:28I'm not gonna blackmail my wife
00:04:30why not?
00:04:31it's easy
00:04:32well okay
00:04:33well it's not blackmail
00:04:34but
00:04:34it's blackmail
00:04:35Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:38that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest?
00:04:46take some notes
00:04:47of myself
00:04:49no her
00:04:49oh
00:04:51I don't know what you heard
00:04:52but I promise you
00:04:53it's only half the truth
00:04:54I mean
00:04:55I would never go along with Fenton's plan
00:04:57he's crazy
00:04:58and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery
00:05:01the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:04what if I post this on Facebook or Instagram?
00:05:07no please
00:05:08it would ruin my family's reputation
00:05:10and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:13just don't
00:05:14just don't
00:05:22what do you want from me?
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you?
00:05:37what shall I do to you?
00:05:39such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no
00:05:44I have to remain loyal
00:05:46to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing?
00:05:49I have a girlfriend
00:05:50and we had a deal
00:05:51when I calm down
00:05:53I'm just out there
00:05:54a little payback
00:05:57and over the
00:05:58Sunset Island Resort
00:06:00and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:27that's my milk
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:07:07don't
00:07:08can I get off the door?
00:07:14I can't see you
00:07:14can I get off the door?
00:07:14as soon as you go
00:07:15I can't see you
00:07:15I can't see you
00:07:21I missed you.
00:07:23I missed you.
00:07:27Hi.
00:07:48Oh, I'm just a big couple.
00:07:50I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:02Evelyn.
00:08:04Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:06Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:22Why did you even bring me here if he was going to pick you up?
00:08:24Oops.
00:08:25I was group texting.
00:08:27Oh, Avery.
00:08:29You are so adorable and naive as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:39She's the hottest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:45I gotta do this.
00:08:45What's the mess?
00:08:57Fuck.
00:08:59Fuck.
00:09:00Fuck.
00:09:03Fuck.
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:40I hate you.
00:09:44You're a creep.
00:09:45You're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me.
00:09:49I'm sorry.
00:09:58I miss you every day.
00:10:03I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:09I know it helped, but only this time.
00:10:19Right there.
00:10:20Ow, ow.
00:10:27Evelyn!
00:10:31Evelyn!
00:10:34How could you betray me like this?
00:10:38I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:40I saved myself for you.
00:10:46No.
00:10:48Mommy.
00:10:49I miss my mommy.
00:10:51I miss my daddy.
00:10:55I'm so tired.
00:10:58I'm just so sad.
00:11:02I'm so, so, so, so, so alone.
00:11:08I'm so alone.
00:11:09I'm so alone.
00:11:10The parents gone and the girl left you high and dry.
00:11:14Yes, I, I, you're some slack.
00:11:23Oh, okay.
00:11:25I'm so alone.
00:11:28Better fight time.
00:11:29Yep.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:32Up we go.
00:11:33There are you talking?
00:11:34Um, I cannot drink you in again.
00:11:37That's the last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah.
00:11:39Oh.
00:11:39I'm not drunk.
00:11:41Yup, yup, alright, get in there.
00:11:43Yeah, there you go.
00:11:45I'm not drunk.
00:11:47In fact,
00:11:50how about another round?
00:11:51Oh!
00:11:52Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink man.
00:11:56Judith.
00:11:58Come here.
00:12:01I'm smoking wet.
00:12:18It's the perfect day.
00:12:23Oh, she's over there.
00:12:27I'm sorry.
00:12:28What are you doing?
00:12:34Oh, no.
00:12:35Oh, no.
00:12:36Oh-oh.
00:12:39Oh, my God.
00:12:42Don't play with a man.
00:12:54That's all you got?
00:13:02My time's over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:08I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why?
00:13:20What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:52I just tried out different hairstyles.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role play stuff.
00:14:01You're kinky.
00:14:01Mm-hmm.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03I know.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:14What?
00:14:15Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:30Mm-hmm.
00:14:32In fact, how about another round?
00:14:36Oh.
00:14:37God, I'm drunk.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:39Judith.
00:14:40Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42I'm so wet right now.
00:14:46Ah!
00:14:48Ah!
00:14:50Ah!
00:14:51No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:56Coming!
00:15:02No!
00:15:03Hey, three.
00:15:04Come here, darling.
00:15:06Oh!
00:15:07Fuck!
00:15:08Why?
00:15:08I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:11Your wide-eyed baby deer routine?
00:15:13Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb.
00:15:19Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:22Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No!
00:15:25No, no, I don't know what you're saying!
00:15:27Okay, you didn't...
00:15:29It's not...
00:15:35I did.
00:15:37Wait, this is between Avery and I.
00:15:39What the hell are you?
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:53Got a problem with that?
00:15:59You sick, cheating bastard!
00:16:01How could you?
00:16:03Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:11Girls are firing, bitch!
00:16:16Listen, look, sugar.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess, whatever it takes.
00:16:22You do that!
00:16:24A little favor for me.
00:16:25I promise, I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:29How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:33Because I'm already married.
00:16:38No, you can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me.
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be.
00:16:47So why don't you take your knock-off shoe and dress and walk it back down to Santy Alley where
00:16:50you came from, bitch!
00:16:52Bye!
00:16:52Bye!
00:16:53You will get on your knee before me.
00:16:56Just wait and see.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:10Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:11pal passer pot though!
00:17:30There's five.
00:17:31There's five.
00:17:32One.
00:17:34Two.
00:17:38See?
00:17:39There's five.
00:17:40Oh, there's food! Finally!
00:17:57Jeez, like she's a normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin, you should poke up. Here, have a cupcake.
00:18:03I'm good, I don't... I'm watching a figure.
00:18:05Eat a cupcake.
00:18:06No, please don't.
00:18:08Eat a cupcake!
00:18:12I am so sorry.
00:18:13I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign off on.
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this. It looks defining.
00:18:25You might actually like it.
00:18:26No, I'm not gonna help. No prediction.
00:18:27Oh, wait!
00:18:27Oh, fuck!
00:18:38Thank you for this.
00:18:42There's no one. And you are.
00:18:44Judith.
00:18:45What's the name?
00:18:46What's the name?
00:18:47Judith.
00:18:48A lovely name.
00:18:51That's right!
00:18:52My wife, my wife and I, we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:56We have lots of friends because we're married and popular.
00:18:58Bye!
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay? He's trouble.
00:19:18Oh!
00:19:19Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:23I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:32You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:37Heart punching for your face.
00:19:39Oh, god.
00:19:39I'm sorry!
00:19:45Oh!
00:19:54I got up!
00:19:59I got up!
00:20:01Get...
00:20:03Oh!
00:20:06How are you going, folks?
00:20:08Oh, my God.
00:20:12Avery, dammit! Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, dammit!
00:20:31I'm alive.
00:20:38She looks lovely, doesn't she?
00:20:56Is that what I look like?
00:20:58You know, whatever, man. She's your wife. Okay?
00:21:09So, how are you feeling, man? Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14No, I really owe you for earlier. Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:19Dude, credit where credit's due. Your wife is the hero.
00:21:23My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:40My wife. A guy. No way. What was I thinking?
00:22:03What's going on?
00:22:06Find the kitchen feelings. Don't blame yourself.
00:22:10You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:14Thanks for pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Hey, what? Look who's breathing again.
00:22:31You two have your moment. I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33All right. Bye, sweetums.
00:22:36So, how's bed rest treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Whoa, easy killer.
00:22:43Oh, damn, son. You got it bad.
00:22:46Maybe.
00:22:48But sh-
00:22:50It's temporary. She's temporary.
00:22:52So?
00:22:53Dude, come on. Just play husband for real.
00:22:57Come on. Wine her. Dine her. Take her on the balcony.
00:23:00Overlooking the ocean.
00:23:01And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:05That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:07You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:10I...
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:15Does she even know she's married?
00:23:18No, I'm with Judith.
00:23:23This clown again.
00:23:25It's funny we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:27Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:29Hardly a shark in the place this size.
00:23:32Cannot blame moths for being attracted to a...
00:23:35I swear I'm over.
00:23:37How poetic.
00:23:39Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:42May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:45Why you ask?
00:23:46You remind me of my friend.
00:23:48He has the same...
00:23:50Eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:53You.
00:23:54Oh, really? What's she like?
00:23:55Sweet. Lively.
00:23:57I can show you a picture.
00:23:59Could it be...
00:24:00Judith?
00:24:11Stay away from my wife!
00:24:17Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
00:24:20What are you freaking out about?
00:24:24I need to tell you something.
00:24:27I...
00:24:28Hey!
00:24:28There you guys are!
00:24:32Happy birthday, man.
00:24:34Uh, sorry.
00:24:35We were just heading out.
00:24:36It's okay.
00:24:36It's okay.
00:24:37Hey, just...
00:24:38Hang on a second.
00:24:39Got a nice bottle of wine for ya.
00:24:42Ah, ah.
00:24:50Add a little something extra.
00:24:52Enjoy.
00:25:03What do you want to say at the party?
00:25:06Screw it.
00:25:07Now or never.
00:25:09Judith?
00:25:12Would you be my wife?
00:25:13Would you be my wife?
00:25:14Like, for real?
00:25:16No tape-backs.
00:25:25Come here.
00:25:27No, Harold!
00:25:27You're so strong!
00:25:28You look good...
00:25:38Maybe shower first?
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:43I love this kinky stuff, but...
00:25:46Maybe we could go slow.
00:25:47I think I'm getting first-time jitters.
00:25:49I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:50I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:52Like, 300 women.
00:25:53That seems like a lot.
00:25:55Like...
00:25:55Shut up!
00:25:59Okay.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:07Wait!
00:26:09What's going on?
00:26:10What the hell are you?
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:26:13I told you.
00:26:14No tape-backs.
00:26:16Get over here.
00:26:30No tape-backs.
00:26:31Not everything for me.
00:26:36I'll be fine.
00:26:38I got a job.
00:26:38No tape.
00:26:44I was wrong.
00:26:46I will be fine.
00:26:46No tape-backer.
00:26:47What the-
00:26:49No tape-backer.
00:26:52I'm going to put her full-time.
00:26:53No tape-backer.
00:26:54I got a job.
00:26:54No tape.
00:26:55No tape.
00:26:56No tape.
00:26:56No tape.
00:26:56Holy shit! I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way. No, this can't be happening. No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:27:11Wake up! Wake the fuck up!
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:18What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:23Easy! Easy!
00:27:26Okay.
00:27:28I'm...
00:27:29I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And...
00:27:33Judas, but...
00:27:34And...
00:27:35Yeah, we...
00:27:36We're kinda screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I know this is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And...
00:27:50To save our family to shame.
00:27:51I had no choice. I wasn't myself.
00:27:53Get the fuck away from...
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:56Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:59I'm fine!
00:28:01Just...
00:28:02Get out!
00:28:22Hey, uh...
00:28:24Want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:29No!
00:28:30I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:32This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.
00:28:35So, please don't tell anybody.
00:28:37Okay, fine.
00:28:38Just rest up.
00:28:42Everything hurts.
00:28:42Oh my god, what is that?
00:28:45What an animal!
00:28:48Ow!
00:28:49My back!
00:28:50Ow!
00:28:59I got the meds.
00:29:02Just leave me alone.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:05It's not gonna get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:15I can do it myself.
00:29:17It's...
00:29:17It's all my fault.
00:29:18Let me fix what I...
00:29:19I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:22Come on.
00:29:23You can't even see your own back, Avery.
00:29:25Let me help.
00:29:28What are you trying to do?
00:29:29Flex it?
00:29:32Let me do it.
00:29:33Let me do it.
00:29:35Hey!
00:29:37What are you doing?
00:29:38It's my back that hurts.
00:29:42Ow!
00:29:44Hey, let it happen.
00:29:46It's okay.
00:29:51Avery.
00:29:53I'm really sorry about last night.
00:29:57About lying.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:00I get it, honestly.
00:30:02It's new for me, too.
00:30:03And this is...
00:30:04Messing with my head.
00:30:06I'm gonna give you space.
00:30:08I'm gonna bounce it to my place.
00:30:12Call me if you need it.
00:30:27Twice a day.
00:30:28What?
00:30:32Do you want it twice a day?
00:30:35One time already almost killed me.
00:30:41See.
00:30:55I should punish you.
00:30:58What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:05Got a problem with that?
00:31:13How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:17And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:37Like hell I will.
00:31:43I'm freaking believable.
00:31:45Not one damn call.
00:31:46I don't know anything like this dude.
00:31:50Okay, that's right.
00:31:53I don't know why I'm being so nervous.
00:31:54I don't know why...
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:56Uh, I...
00:31:59I just, um...
00:32:00So, uh, you want to hang out tomorrow?
00:32:30Is it something you'll like, or never seen a hot guy before?
00:32:35Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:38Oh, she did.
00:32:42What a delightful surprise.
00:32:48Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:51Anything more?
00:32:53A thousand apologies, uh, you cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton's beauty is legendary.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I want to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:11Sorry, taken.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:23That damn kitchen piece.
00:33:26I always get what I want.
00:33:41So, Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today, like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:52Is this history or...?
00:33:53Uh, no, I just met him at Matton's birthday.
00:33:57You were there, too, remember?
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it cool.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:04I wasn't jealous. I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A's in sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:36Flawless statue.
00:34:39Fucking trophy case.
00:34:47No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51This beach...
00:34:54The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:02exist.
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:11Why'd you call me?
00:35:33We'll be trying to get him back when they might have gotten him.
00:35:41Wait, wait, wait. I just... I just... I need... I need to... I just gotta get some...
00:35:50Did... Did I do something wrong or...?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:00I knew that she was a guy.
00:36:04But, like... I can't get over it.
00:36:08Look at that face of his weaponized charm. I mean, God, straight, gay.
00:36:13I mean, it doesn't really make a difference. He just wrecks people, man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:19If you're that confused, go test the waters a little bit.
00:36:22Dip your toes, you know? Go faking yourself out.
00:36:25You're a grown boy. You need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:42Hey, handsome.
00:36:44Buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:50Yeah, I'm into women. Straight guys love hallowmen. That's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:13I shouldn't feel guilty. I mean, he lied.
00:37:16And I married Judith, his sister.
00:37:18My actual wife, who I've never even met.
00:37:21It's a contract marriage, so...
00:37:23No rules broken.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You like it right?
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:32This doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong with me?
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, Charlie?
00:37:47Leave it to me.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58Ew.
00:38:01Okay, just...
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry. It's not you. I just...
00:38:10I don't think I am who I thought I was.
00:38:15You.
00:38:17I don't mean, idiot.
00:38:18You don't need me at all.
00:38:19Enjoy your night.
00:38:21No, this is not what it looks like.
00:38:23I just...
00:38:23Save it!
00:38:25Okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:36Bless you.
00:38:44Hey!
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:51No eye deer.
00:38:56Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:09Be quiet.
00:39:16Kill me now.
00:39:27James!
00:39:29James!
00:39:30James!
00:39:31James!
00:39:33James!
00:39:33James!
00:39:34James, James, James!
00:39:35Hey, James!
00:39:35James!
00:39:37Want to play with little bunny?
00:39:41Come on, please.
00:39:43Just, just...
00:39:44Forgive me.
00:39:45Please.
00:39:46Just get in the car.
00:40:05So.
00:40:07Okay, fine.
00:40:08I'm sorry about the other day,
00:40:09but I promise nothing happened with her.
00:40:11I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:14Why'd you take her home?
00:40:16I was drunk.
00:40:17And I...
00:40:19I was scared.
00:40:21I'd never felt this way about a guy before.
00:40:23Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:27Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30What?
00:40:32I'm just...
00:40:33I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:43How are you going to make it up to me?
00:40:46I don't know.
00:40:54Impressive.
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore, you don't have to do anything, you're not ready.
00:41:47Oh, I got an exam in the afternoon, we'd be rushed.
00:41:53Oh, um, okay, yeah, no that's fine, I remembered I have a meeting this afternoon anyway, so yeah,
00:42:01yeah, yeah.
00:42:02That's me?
00:42:03Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:13Come on, hello?
00:42:22What now?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:56Avery!
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59Avery!
00:42:59James!
00:43:01Avery!
00:43:03Avery!
00:43:07Avery!
00:43:09Sorry, I'm late.
00:43:19You're being shy, I've seen you naked before.
00:43:23I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:26Shut it.
00:43:31I can't help it.
00:43:32He gets to me.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:40Wait a minute.
00:43:41Move your hand, I can't watch it, you're blocking.
00:43:53I can do it myself.
00:43:55You're going to stop.
00:44:10Faster.
00:44:23You got bored of staring?
00:44:25No, silly.
00:44:27Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow, I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:31One week!
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:36It's cool.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan.
00:44:43Guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48Bet they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things.
00:45:06The dog love you.
00:45:07Oh.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:36What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey, bro.
00:46:06Can you tell us the soap back?
00:46:08Hey, bro.
00:46:09Oh.
00:46:10Yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:21Thanks, bro.
00:46:22You're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it, boss.
00:46:31Oh, damn, dude.
00:46:33I got slippery hands.
00:46:34Guys, can you tell us the back again?
00:46:36Again?
00:46:37You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey.
00:46:51It's one.
00:46:56Oh, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Shut up, Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:07I was just overheating so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:11This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:14Or I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freak stupid.
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:30Oh, a woman.
00:47:32Hey, handsome.
00:47:33You wanna get a drink?
00:47:35Sorry, ladies.
00:47:36Hi, James.
00:47:38Sorry, as you can see, he's with me.
00:47:43Oh, no.
00:47:46Can you guys support us?
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:54Well, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57And you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh, yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:08You know what?
00:48:09I'm gonna find you to fix all this and...
00:48:12Yeah, you and me.
00:48:14We're done.
00:48:18Wait.
00:48:23You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people and I...
00:48:47I was jealous.
00:48:48And it...
00:48:51Kinda freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's...
00:49:02It's honestly kinda scary.
00:49:06I just don't know...
00:49:07I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:18I'm sorry.
00:49:20Look at me.
00:49:29Avery Rockfeller.
00:49:32I thought I was straight till you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's...
00:49:38It's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you...
00:49:43Bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day I think I can't love you more.
00:49:52And then...
00:49:53Tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you too.
00:50:06I love you too.
00:50:11Just?
00:50:26What's that?
00:50:31What is that?
00:50:32What's that?
00:50:38Oh, it's literally your school break, it was mine, and now it's yours, all of you.
00:51:08What up?
00:51:09Critical situation downtown, need you backstack, boss.
00:51:13I'm on my way.
00:51:50James!
00:51:52Bonjour.
00:51:55Vincent?
00:51:56James in the shower right now.
00:51:58Try again later.
00:52:01Flippity fuck are you doing on James' phone?
00:52:14Hey, is everything okay with the contract, man?
00:52:17What do you know about Vincent Lauren?
00:52:19Vincent?
00:52:20I mean, not much.
00:52:22I mean, no.
00:52:24Dude, not Jared.
00:52:24Dude, this guy's a total player.
00:52:25He was getting three checks in one.
00:52:27Favorite?
00:52:28Yo!
00:52:29Hey!
00:52:31Avery!
00:52:32Yo, where are you going?
00:52:33Dude, if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me.
00:52:36Avery, what the fuck?
00:52:41Anyway, when I was, like, down on it, I was like...
00:52:46Hey!
00:52:51Avery, what the...
00:52:52You're the player here, James.
00:52:53You are.
00:52:54No, no, no, no, no.
00:52:55His room!
00:52:56His room!
00:52:56You walked out of his room!
00:52:57And you say, I am the...
00:52:59I cannot be the problem in this relationship.
00:53:01You walked out of his room, James.
00:53:03You're a fucking hypocrite!
00:53:04Saying, I'm a player?
00:53:05I think that I am the one that was cheating.
00:53:07When you're so clear, you're the one that's having a fucking full of shit.
00:53:10I can't deal with it anymore.
00:53:12And you're frankly...
00:53:13Yeah, how does my ass look from my angle?
00:53:14You're bad in bed!
00:53:15You have such a problem keeping it up.
00:53:18I mean...
00:53:18Shut up.
00:53:19You have to...
00:53:20Or something.
00:53:22I didn't cheat.
00:53:23Promise.
00:53:25No.
00:53:31Your story better hold water.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:33Okay.
00:53:34Um...
00:53:35Here's what happened.
00:53:41Here closes on Zoom to 30.
00:53:43Get the dogs ready, okay?
00:53:53Damn!
00:53:54This is all this for a pack with...
00:53:57Thanks.
00:53:58Christ, I am so sorry.
00:54:01James, what a small world.
00:54:03Hey.
00:54:04Oh, I'm so sorry about this.
00:54:06Please, let me fix it.
00:54:08Take my shower.
00:54:09I cannot move on your meeting.
00:54:11Crap.
00:54:12The shower in my room is busted.
00:54:14Clearly in a rush.
00:54:16Please, let me help.
00:54:18Yeah, yeah, fuck.
00:54:20Yeah, yeah.
00:54:20Let's do it.
00:54:21Of course.
00:54:23James, I mean it.
00:54:24I truly admire you.
00:54:27Just give me a shot.
00:54:28Oh.
00:54:31I appreciate it, Mr. Lorne.
00:54:33But my heart is spoken for.
00:54:35I only asked for help because this meeting was crucial for my family.
00:54:44Did I take your meeting?
00:54:47Screw the meeting.
00:54:57Surprise time.
00:54:58I love surprises.
00:55:00Oh, oh, oh.
00:55:01Okay, here.
00:55:02Ready?
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:14Wow.
00:55:21That's insane.
00:55:23You like this beach?
00:55:25I love this beach.
00:55:27Good.
00:55:28Because I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:32Welcome to Avery Beach.
00:55:36Seriously?
00:55:37You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:41Yeah, yeah.
00:55:42No, I was just kidding.
00:55:43No.
00:55:43Name it whatever you wanted.
00:55:44Thank God, yeah.
00:55:49Avery.
00:55:50Who?
00:55:53Avery.
00:55:55You're the only person that truly understands me.
00:56:00Honestly, I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:09You rewrote my whole life, made it beautiful, made it real.
00:56:15I want it all.
00:56:18Every sunrise, every storm, every goddamn day with you.
00:56:26Avery, rock fire.
00:56:28Oh, my God.
00:56:32Will you marry me?
00:56:34James Welton.
00:56:35The guy who's all in.
00:56:39Um, wow.
00:56:41I really don't know how any of this works, but...
00:56:45I would love to keep being your husband.
00:56:58I would love to keep being my arm candy.
00:56:59All right.
00:57:02Okay.
00:57:03So, um, Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:08Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:12I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:26It's a nice candy.
00:57:28Can I just be James Welton?
00:57:30Shoot, those Walton's have killer James.
00:57:32Is this how important?
00:57:33Jesus, they're brothers-in-law.
00:57:35Your imagination's running wild.
00:57:38I'm here for it.
00:57:41Okay, well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar,
00:57:44so I'm gonna try one of the special drinks today.
00:57:46All right.
00:57:47Okay.
00:57:55They're not good enough for him.
00:57:58You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:58:03We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:06I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:07What do you want?
00:58:09Leave James.
00:58:12Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open.
00:58:14And ruin all of you.
00:58:16Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:17Excuse me?
00:58:18Whoa, whoa.
00:58:19Hello, Jimmy.
00:58:21Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a welder.
00:58:29So nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:32Fuck away, Mr. Lauren.
00:58:34Now, excuse us.
00:58:35There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:37I'm going to put my mouth around it.
00:58:39It's going to be on the other side.
00:58:41Au revoir.
00:58:50Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:54Let's test that.
00:59:00Do this for me.
00:59:02Tell me all yours.
00:59:09Holy shit.
00:59:11You're with James Walter?
00:59:13With the heads.
00:59:14I mean.
00:59:15I know he's Judith's brother.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:17How?
00:59:18Dude, how can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:21I mean, that's disgusting.
00:59:23Dude.
00:59:23Avery's marrying me.
00:59:25End of story.
00:59:25Okay?
00:59:26Oh, by the way.
00:59:27I got to thank you for that special wine you gifted us.
00:59:29Really.
00:59:30Spread things along, you know?
00:59:33I need another one.
00:59:36Just make another one.
00:59:37Just make another one.
00:59:45So, you think his folks are just going to be cool with all this?
00:59:50Or...
00:59:51Like...
00:59:52Relax.
00:59:53I'll talk to them.
00:59:55Come to my place smiling and we'll do this right.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:03Hello?
01:00:04Hey.
01:00:07So...
01:00:08Avery?
01:00:09Avery?
01:00:10Hello?
01:00:12Best friend?
01:00:13Dude?
01:00:14What the fuck?
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16Still sitting here.
01:00:17Whatever.
01:00:43Uh...
01:00:44Fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:47Uh...
01:00:48I was like, dude.
01:00:49The whole gay worship thing.
01:00:51Like...
01:00:51Full on romance.
01:00:53They even settled down together.
01:00:55Right.
01:00:56Right.
01:00:56I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate.
01:00:59Can't exactly have kids, so...
01:01:02and some otherструментs probably...
01:01:04Just fitting up.
01:01:05You should have kids in the room.
01:01:07You should have kids in the room.
01:01:07Oh!
01:01:08Oh.
01:01:09God.
01:01:09Oh my God.
01:01:10I told me no problem.
01:01:16Bye.
01:01:20Oh my god.
01:01:22Mom...
01:01:22Dad...
01:01:23Avery and I...
01:01:26Judith called.
01:01:27She's flying home tomorrow.
01:01:30Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:32You boys wouldn't mind picking her up?
01:01:35We'll get things back to normal.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:42Sure.
01:01:43Alright.
01:01:54James!
01:02:06Now...
01:02:08Wait a minute.
01:02:10You finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend.
01:02:13We're done.
01:02:14I realize there's nothing more important than you, mom and dad.
01:02:20I'm your sister and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:26Whoa.
01:02:27Who's the hottie?
01:02:29Oh.
01:02:30He's my, uh...
01:02:32Avery!
01:02:33Right.
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute.
01:02:40Don't sweat it.
01:02:41I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:47Yeah.
01:02:50Again.
01:02:51Yep.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:56Nice.
01:02:57You know...
01:02:59That guy...
01:03:01He was like...
01:03:02A total jerk.
01:03:04Freaking sucked.
01:03:07And I'm really sorry Jamie that I bailed on the wedding.
01:03:11But like...
01:03:13You guys becoming tight.
01:03:15The best thing ever.
01:03:21Avery...
01:03:22I promise you'll be the best wife now.
01:03:25Ever.
01:03:26I can't believe it.
01:03:26I can't believe it.
01:03:27I can't believe it.
01:03:28We got something to tell you.
01:03:29I can't believe it.
01:03:31Shhhhhh.
01:03:36You're funny.
01:03:38No, Avery...
01:03:42I got really jealous of this guy.
01:03:46No pretty boy here.
01:03:49He's so pretty.
01:03:51And Avery, like, everybody wants him.
01:03:55Like, everybody.
01:03:57Mm-hmm.
01:03:58Yes.
01:04:02Let's rest your order.
01:04:05No, but...
01:04:08Fine.
01:04:0840 minutes.
01:04:09Bye.
01:04:10Hey, I got a ball to campus.
01:04:12Do you have this naked hair word I'm going to say?
01:04:14She's too drunk.
01:04:15Can you just take her home?
01:04:16And I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:17You got it.
01:04:17Thank you so much.
01:04:23Oh, sorry, Avery.
01:04:25You're pretty good up when you hear liquor.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:31I'm not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:05:05Just take her home and I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?
01:05:08You got it.
01:05:08Go give me her yourself.
01:05:08Do you still.
01:05:08Thank you so much.
01:05:11Avery, wait, wait.
01:05:16it's not your fault we were blackout drunk i mean technically we are married
01:05:26breakfast is ready i want you wavery
01:05:33no no no no this is not what it looks like i promise i don't remember a thing and nothing
01:05:38happened i swear say i need space like a lot of it let's not see each other for a while
01:06:19jesus pregnant
01:06:30we're done every clean break let's just get everything back on track
01:06:37move on
01:06:53james told me your friend i'm sorry
01:07:00i i didn't have a choice okay my ex had just dumped me and
01:07:10and i i was already pregnant when i came back look my kid needs a father and my parents like
01:07:24they
01:07:24they can't handle the shame that i've cooked up this disaster
01:07:31i slipped something in your drink just to put you under
01:07:37breakfast is ready i want you avery
01:07:44nothing actually happened between
01:07:50i didn't betray james
01:07:54hey look
01:07:57he's been on a bender
01:07:59ever since you left okay
01:08:01it's been bottle
01:08:02after bottle
01:08:05we can't
01:08:06we can't reach him
01:08:08he's completely come undone avery
01:08:11every please please
01:08:13he needs you
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01:11:37I'm gonna go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in
01:11:50two hours back to me and my face big sexy
01:11:58you got it
01:11:59all right
01:11:59all right
01:12:04so I'm sticking out of six p.m. dash
01:12:08mmm
01:12:12shhh
01:12:15Jesus.
01:12:21Water.
01:12:28One time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:32Vincent, what are you...
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:10Because the real one's been screwing me for years.
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes, his lips.
01:13:24Wrong.
01:13:25All of it is fucking raw.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:31No!
01:13:34Why did he breathe fire that raw, untamed energy?
01:13:41Labels.
01:13:43Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender.
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53Plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:56How I would take him down.
01:13:58I even used Judith's baby.
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time.
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just that girl between sheets?
01:14:22What?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:39Now, I wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:43No, no, no, no, no!
01:14:46James.
01:14:51Perfect timing, James!
01:14:53Pixie!
01:14:55What a sis tie you up.
01:14:57Your boyfriend wants her.
01:14:59James?
01:15:01Don't do it.
01:15:02James!
01:15:03You need to trap!
01:15:06Good boy!
01:15:08I can't believe it.
01:15:10I'm sorry.
01:15:11No!
01:15:14It's okay.
01:15:15I'm sorry, Jamie.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:17I'm sorry.
01:15:20Can you see?
01:15:22I need you for your mom.
01:15:24He doesn't give a help.
01:15:26The Mrs. White isn't even marrying me.
01:15:28And he loves me.
01:15:30Enough!
01:15:31Cut the waterworks, sweetheart!
01:15:33I know!
01:15:34You know it!
01:15:36You know how much...
01:15:37I hate when you cry!
01:15:44I did exactly what you said.
01:15:46Let him go.
01:15:50Patience, Prince Sherman.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now!
01:15:56Option one.
01:15:57I put a bullet.
01:16:00And I let a lover boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:10My pick.
01:16:11We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:17Brilliant, yeah.
01:16:22Tick tock, Ruckerfield.
01:16:24Time to choose.
01:16:29Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:33Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything for this coward!
01:16:40I do agree.
01:16:42And you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven,
01:16:48we'll rot together in hell.
01:16:55Your final dreams happen.
01:16:56What?
01:16:58Oh, fuck.
01:17:02Hey, everyone!
01:17:06No.
01:17:09Get it!
01:17:20It's okay.
01:17:21It's okay.
01:17:23It's okay.
01:17:25It's okay.
01:17:27It's okay.
01:17:29It's okay.
01:17:30It's okay.
01:17:30It's okay.
01:17:31It's okay.
01:17:31It's okay.
01:17:32It's okay.
01:17:33It's okay.
01:17:50It's okay.
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