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My Wife Turns Out to Be a Man HD 720p AID
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own
00:00:10happiness I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere all right I'll
00:00:18handle this keep searching sideways where is she
00:01:02I now pronounce you husband and wife pick her up come on lift your bride
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:25one year just survive one year and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish
00:01:41don't catch any feelings for me okay
00:01:46in a year you and I will be done period
00:01:51perfect I was kind of getting worried you said
00:01:54drooling over my irresistible chain
00:01:59since we're both here for families let's lock this with a one-year contract
00:02:04clean and simple works for both of us
00:02:07okay
00:02:14all right rule number one no sex no snooping
00:02:18kingsip zero zilch for the year
00:02:20okay
00:02:21number two
00:02:23if either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up
00:02:26all right
00:02:28rule number three
00:02:29common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32Judith gets the master suite
00:02:35this is my house
00:02:37why do you get the master suite
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman
00:02:50and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:54what was that?
00:02:55nothing
00:03:07what?
00:03:10nothing
00:03:10what?
00:03:14nothing
00:03:16well I'm done
00:03:18perfect
00:03:20I'm just going to dip
00:03:22oh
00:03:23oh
00:03:23I'm done
00:03:23oh
00:03:23oh
00:03:24oh
00:03:24oh
00:03:25oh
00:03:25oh
00:03:25oh
00:03:26oh
00:03:26oh
00:03:30I'm just going to level with you okay
00:03:31I mean you literally just got married
00:03:34and since I spent time with your new wife
00:03:35you hang out with me in some overpriced bar
00:03:38look
00:03:39is Judith objectively hot?
00:03:42yes
00:03:43does she have an incredible body?
00:03:45yes
00:03:47but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn
00:03:51I'm only married Judith because my dad wanted me to
00:03:54and I need to secure Evelyn's future
00:03:58dude that's my dream girl
00:04:01and Judith is weird
00:04:02I mean first night we lived together she took my room
00:04:05my room
00:04:07who does that?
00:04:08I'm sorry
00:04:09no that's cold man
00:04:11that's cold
00:04:14so what do you want to do?
00:04:16you want to get back with her or
00:04:18what?
00:04:20alright
00:04:20what do you suggest?
00:04:22take some notes
00:04:23of myself?
00:04:25her
00:04:25oh
00:04:26yeah
00:04:26no what?
00:04:28what?
00:04:28I'm not going to blackmail my wife
00:04:30why not?
00:04:31it's easy
00:04:32well okay
00:04:33well it's not blackmail
00:04:34but
00:04:34it's blackmail
00:04:35Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:38that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest?
00:04:46take some notes
00:04:47of myself
00:04:49no
00:04:49no her
00:04:50oh
00:04:51I don't know what you heard
00:04:52but I promise you
00:04:53it's only half the truth
00:04:55I mean
00:04:56I would never go along with Fenton's plan
00:04:57he's crazy
00:04:58and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery
00:05:01the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:04what if I post this on Facebook or Instagram?
00:05:07no please
00:05:08it would ruin my family's reputation
00:05:10and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:13just don't
00:05:14just don't
00:05:23what do you want from me?
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you?
00:05:37what shall I do to you?
00:05:39such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no
00:05:44I have to remain loyal
00:05:46to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing?
00:05:48hey
00:05:49I have a girlfriend
00:05:50and we
00:05:51had a deal
00:05:51calm down
00:05:53I'm just after a little payback
00:05:57hand over the Sunset Island resort
00:06:00and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:10good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:27that's my milk
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:06:39hmm
00:07:07Evelyn
00:07:08Avery
00:07:19I missed you
00:07:22I missed you
00:07:48a couple
00:07:49I wish I could have a boyfriend like that
00:07:54Evelyn
00:07:55my girlfriend
00:08:00oh
00:08:01I'm
00:08:02Evelyn
00:08:04who the hell is this guy?
00:08:06oh I'm Evelyn
00:08:07He's Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:22Why did you even bring me here if he was gonna pick you up?
00:08:24Oops, I was group texting.
00:08:28Oh, Avery, you are so adorable and naive as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:39She's the hottest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:58Fuck!
00:09:00Whoa!
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:41I hate you!
00:09:44You're a creep.
00:09:45You're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me!
00:09:49I'm sorry.
00:09:51Meow!
00:09:55Oof!
00:09:59I miss you every day.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:08I hope ...
00:10:08Oh, I know what helped, but ...
00:10:11only this time ...
00:10:19Oh
00:10:20Hey there, ow, ow
00:10:27Evelyn!
00:10:31Evelyn!
00:10:34How could you betray me like that?
00:10:38I've waited for you for three years
00:10:40I saved myself for you
00:10:47No!
00:10:48Mommy!
00:10:49I miss my mommy
00:10:50I miss my daddy
00:10:55I'm so tired
00:10:59I'm so sad
00:11:01I'm so...
00:11:02I'm so...
00:11:05I'm so alone
00:11:10The parents gone and the girl left you high and dry
00:11:14Yes, I...
00:11:15I...
00:11:16Can you say slack?
00:11:23Okay, okay
00:11:25I'm gonna...
00:11:27No
00:11:27You better play time
00:11:29Yep
00:11:29I don't care
00:11:32Up we go
00:11:32Hey, it's all dude
00:11:35I cannot drink you in again
00:11:37That's the last time I saw Hillary Clinton
00:11:38Oh, yeah?
00:11:39Oh
00:11:40Yes, yes, yes
00:11:41I'm not drunk, yep, yep, yep, alright, get in there
00:11:43Yeah, there you go
00:11:45I'm not drunk
00:11:46Mm-hmm
00:11:47In fact
00:11:50How about another round?
00:11:51Oh
00:11:53Fuck, I'm drunk
00:11:54Quiet you stink man
00:11:56Judith
00:11:58Come here
00:12:01I'm smoking wet
00:12:02Thank you
00:12:33Okay, wait, no, no, don't play with a man.
00:12:54That's all you got?
00:13:02My time is over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:09I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why? What do you have in mind?
00:13:21Nothing.
00:13:51What the fuck?
00:13:51I just, I just like trying out different hairstyles.
00:13:56Oh.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role play stuff?
00:14:01You kinky?
00:14:02Yeah?
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:14What?
00:14:15Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:30Mm-hm.
00:14:32In fact, I've had another round.
00:14:36Oh.
00:14:37God, I'm drunk.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:40Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42I'm so wet right now.
00:14:44What?
00:14:50No.
00:14:51No.
00:14:52No.
00:14:53No.
00:14:55Coming.
00:15:02Hi.
00:15:03I'm free. Come here, darling.
00:15:06Oh! Fuck!
00:15:08Why?
00:15:08I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:11Your wide-eyed baby deer routine?
00:15:14Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb.
00:15:19Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:23Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No, no, what? I don't know what you're saying.
00:15:27Oh, it's time.
00:15:35I did.
00:15:37Wait, this is between Avery and I.
00:15:39What the hell are you?
00:15:46Oh, my...
00:15:49Oh, no.
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:54Have a problem with that?
00:15:59You sick, cheating bastard!
00:16:01How could you?
00:16:03Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:11Girls are firing.
00:16:12Hey, bitch!
00:16:16Listen.
00:16:17Look.
00:16:18Sugar.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess.
00:16:21Whatever it takes.
00:16:22You do that.
00:16:24A little favor for me.
00:16:25I promise.
00:16:26I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:30How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:33Because I'm already married.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39You can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me.
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be.
00:16:47So why don't you take your knockoff sheen dress and walk it back down to Santiago where you came from,
00:16:51bitch.
00:16:52Bye.
00:16:53You were telling me when you were working just for the MC.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:05Oh.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:09Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:21Hi.
00:17:24Hey, hey, man.
00:17:40Oh, there's food.
00:17:41Dude, finally!
00:17:57Cheese. My cheese. A normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin, you should poke a- here, cupcake.
00:18:03I'm good, I don't- I'm watching a figure.
00:18:05Eat a cup.
00:18:06No, please- no, I'm not-
00:18:12I'm so sorry, I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign off on.
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this, it looks defining. You might actually like it.
00:18:26No, I'm not gonna help. No, but Dixie, but- Oh, wait!
00:18:39Thank you for this.
00:18:40What the-
00:18:42There's no one, and you are.
00:18:44Hey, Judith.
00:18:45I told you, what's the name?
00:18:47Judith.
00:18:48A lovely name.
00:18:51That's right!
00:18:52My wife, my wife and I, we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:56We have lots of friends, because we're married and popular.
00:18:58Bye!
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay?
00:19:17He's trouble.
00:19:18Oh!
00:19:19Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:22I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:32You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:36Heart punching baby babies.
00:19:45Whoa!
00:19:53Whoa!
00:19:54Whoa!
00:19:55Whoa!
00:19:55Whoa!
00:19:55It gets her!
00:19:59Ow!
00:20:00Ow!
00:20:02Get!
00:20:03Oh!
00:20:05Oh!
00:20:12Maverie!
00:20:13Oh, dammit!
00:20:14Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, dammit!
00:20:31I'm alive!
00:20:32Oh!
00:20:35Oh!
00:20:37Oh!
00:20:38Oh!
00:20:38She looks lovely when she's sleeping.
00:20:40Oh!
00:20:42Oh!
00:20:44Oh!
00:20:45Oh!
00:20:46Oh!
00:20:47Oh!
00:20:48Oh!
00:20:50Oh!
00:20:50Oh!
00:20:56Is that what I look like?
00:20:59You know, you know, w-
00:21:00Whatever, man!
00:21:01She's your wife...
00:21:02Okay?
00:21:03Yeah, crux-
00:21:04Yep!
00:21:09so how you feeling man because you scared the fucking shit out of me
00:21:14no i really owe you for earlier thanks for saving me back
00:21:19dude credit where credit's due your wife is the hero
00:21:23but pretty girl saved your ass
00:21:40my wife a guy
00:21:44no way what was i thinking
00:22:03what's going on
00:22:06rather kitschy feelings
00:22:07don't flatter yourself
00:22:09you good now
00:22:10mm-hmm
00:22:14thanks
00:22:15for pulling me out
00:22:27now i have an only fan
00:22:28dude what look who's breathing in here
00:22:31you two have your moment i'm gonna hit the buffet okay
00:22:33all right bye sweetums
00:22:37so how's bed rest treating you buddy
00:22:39shut your trap
00:22:40whoa easy killer
00:22:43oh damn son you got it bad
00:22:46maybe
00:22:49but it's temporary she's temporary
00:22:52so
00:22:52dude come on just play husband for real
00:22:56come on whine her
00:22:58dine her
00:22:58take her on the balcony
00:23:00overlooking the ocean
00:23:02and just screw her goddamn brains out man
00:23:05that's what marriage is all about
00:23:07you don't know anything about marriage do you
00:23:09i
00:23:10yeah
00:23:11okay now all my relationships are great but i mean
00:23:15does she even know she's married
00:23:18i don't know how much do you do
00:23:23this come on again
00:23:25it's funny we keep bumping into each other
00:23:27destiny has a strange sense of humor no
00:23:29hardly a shock in the place this size
00:23:32cannot blame models for being attracted to a
00:23:36supernova
00:23:37how poetic
00:23:39yeah i bet that line works at truck stops
00:23:42may i ask do you have a sister
00:23:45why you ask you remind me of my friend
00:23:48he has the same
00:23:50eyes the same cheeks the same lips
00:23:52you
00:23:54oh really what's she like
00:23:55sweet lively
00:23:56i can show you a picture
00:23:58could it be
00:24:00judith
00:24:11stay away from my wife
00:24:17are you gonna let go sometime tonight
00:24:21what are you freaking out about
00:24:24i need to tell you something
00:24:27i
00:24:27hey there you guys are
00:24:30oh
00:24:32happy birthday man
00:24:33uh sorry we were just heading out
00:24:35it's okay it's
00:24:37hang on a second
00:24:39got a nice bubble of wine for you
00:24:41thank you
00:24:42oh
00:24:43oh
00:24:50add a little something extra
00:24:52joy
00:25:03what do you want to say on the party
00:25:06screw it
00:25:07now or never
00:25:09judith
00:25:12would you be my wife
00:25:13like for real
00:25:16no tape backs
00:25:25come here
00:25:26no how are you so strong
00:25:28you're like good
00:25:38maybe shower first
00:25:42okay
00:25:43i love this kinky stuff
00:25:44but
00:25:46maybe we could go slow
00:25:47i think i'm getting first time jitters
00:25:49i mean i'm not a virgin
00:25:50i mean i've had sex with lots of women
00:25:52like 300 women
00:25:53that seems like a lot
00:25:54let go
00:25:55shut up
00:25:59okay
00:25:59okay
00:26:01okay
00:26:07wait
00:26:09what's going on
00:26:10what the hell are you
00:26:11whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:26:12i told you
00:26:13no tape backs
00:26:16get over here
00:26:30what the hell is she
00:26:57Holy shit!
00:26:58I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way.
00:27:05No, this can't be happening.
00:27:06No, no, no, no, no!
00:27:11Wake up!
00:27:12Wake the fuck up!
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:18What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:23Easy!
00:27:24Easy, eh, easy, eh, eh.
00:27:26Okay.
00:27:28I'm...
00:27:29I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And...
00:27:33Judas, brother.
00:27:34And...
00:27:35Yeah, we...
00:27:36We're kind of screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I know this is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And...
00:27:50To save our family to shame.
00:27:52I had no choice.
00:27:53I wasn't myself.
00:27:54Get the fuck away from her!
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:57Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:59I'm fine!
00:28:01Just...
00:28:02Get out!
00:28:06Come on.
00:28:08Come on.
00:28:10Shh!
00:28:14Shh!
00:28:15Shh!
00:28:15Shh!
00:28:16Shh!
00:28:16Shh!
00:28:16Shh!
00:28:23Hey, uh...
00:28:24Want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:30No, I don't want you to call someone.
00:28:32This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me, so please don't tell anybody.
00:28:36Okay, fine.
00:28:38Just rest up.
00:28:40Ugh.
00:28:42Everything hurts.
00:28:43Oh my god.
00:28:44What is that?
00:28:46What an animal!
00:28:48Ow!
00:28:49My back!
00:28:50Ow!
00:28:53Ow!
00:28:58Ow!
00:28:59Ow!
00:28:59I got the meds.
00:29:02Ow!
00:29:03Just leave me alone.
00:29:04Come on.
00:29:05It's not gonna get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the right spot.
00:29:15I can do it myself.
00:29:17It's...
00:29:17It's all my fault.
00:29:18Let me fix what I...
00:29:19I SAID I CAN DO IT MYSELF!
00:29:22Come on.
00:29:23You can't even see your own back, Avery.
00:29:25Let me help.
00:29:28What are you trying to do?
00:29:29Flex it?
00:29:29Oh my god.
00:29:32Here.
00:29:33Let me do it.
00:29:35Hey!
00:29:37What are you doing?
00:29:38It's my back that hurts.
00:29:42Ow!
00:29:44It's okay.
00:29:45Let it happen.
00:29:46It's okay.
00:29:47Shhh.
00:29:52Avery.
00:29:53I'm...
00:29:54I'm really sorry about last night.
00:29:57About lying.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:00I...
00:30:01I get it.
00:30:01Honestly.
00:30:02It's new for me too.
00:30:03And this is...
00:30:04Messing with my head.
00:30:06I'm gonna give you space.
00:30:08I'm gonna bounce it to my place.
00:30:12Call me if you...
00:30:27Twice a day.
00:30:28What?
00:30:32You want it twice a day?
00:30:35One time already almost killed me!
00:30:55I should punish you.
00:30:58What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:05Got a problem with that?
00:31:13How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:17And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:37Like hell I will!
00:31:39Until next time...
00:31:43Un-freaking-believable!
00:31:44I'm freaking believable!
00:31:45Not one damn call!
00:31:50Who's up?
00:31:55Hey!
00:31:57Uh...
00:31:57I...
00:31:58I just, um...
00:32:00So, uh...
00:32:01You want to hang out tomorrow?
00:32:30It's something you'll like or never seen a hot guy.
00:32:35No, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:42A delightful surprise.
00:32:48Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:53A thousand apologies, you cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton Beauty is legendary.
00:32:59Sorry.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I wanted to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:11Sorry.
00:33:12Taken.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:23That damn two piece.
00:33:26I don't understand what I want.
00:33:41So, Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:46Like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:52History, or?
00:33:53Uh, no.
00:33:54I just met him at Anton's birthday.
00:33:57You were there too, remember?
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it cool.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:04I'm just jealous.
00:34:05I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A since sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:36Flawless statue.
00:34:39Fuckin' trophy case.
00:34:47No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51The speech.
00:34:54The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:03Exist.
00:35:06Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:11Why'd you call me?
00:35:37Ugh.
00:35:41Wait, wait, wait, I just,
00:35:42I just, I just...
00:35:45Just gotta get some-
00:35:50Did... Did I do something wrong, or...?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:01I knew that she was a guy.
00:36:04But, like...
00:36:06I can't get over it.
00:36:08Look at that face of his weaponized charm.
00:36:11I mean, God, straight, gay.
00:36:13I mean, it doesn't really make a difference.
00:36:15He just wrecks people, man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:20Is he that confused?
00:36:21Go test the waters a little bit.
00:36:23Dip your toes, you know?
00:36:24Go faking yourself out.
00:36:25You're a growing boy.
00:36:26You need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:42Hey, handsome.
00:36:44Buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:51I'm into women.
00:36:53Straight guys love hot women.
00:36:55That's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:12Yeah.
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14I shouldn't feel guilty.
00:37:15I mean, he lied.
00:37:16And I married Judith.
00:37:17His sister.
00:37:18My actual wife.
00:37:20Who I've never even met.
00:37:21It's a contract marriage, so...
00:37:23No rules broken.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You like it rather?
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:29Oh.
00:37:30Oh.
00:37:32Oh.
00:37:33This doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong?
00:37:40Oh.
00:37:42Oh.
00:37:43Oh.
00:37:44Oh.
00:37:44Oh.
00:37:46Oh.
00:37:47Oh.
00:37:48Oh you have to make proof so much...
00:37:48pull through it to me.
00:37:50Yep.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58Yo.
00:38:01Okay, shh.
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry.
00:38:08It's not you, I just ...
00:38:10I don't think I am who I thought I was.
00:38:15You.
00:38:17I'm an idiot.
00:38:18You don't need me at all.
00:38:19Enjoy your night.
00:38:21No, this is not what it looks like.
00:38:23I just...
00:38:23Save it!
00:38:25Okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:36Bless you.
00:39:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:08No, no, no, no, no.
00:39:10Quiet!
00:39:15Oh, kill me now.
00:39:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:40:05So, I'm in my car.
00:40:17I was drunk, and I was scared.
00:40:21I've never felt this way about a guy before. Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay? Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30What?
00:40:32I'm just...
00:40:34I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:43How are you going to make it up today?
00:40:54Impressive.
00:40:56Impressive.
00:41:05Impressive.
00:41:10Impressive.
00:41:22Hargiveris.
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore. You don't have to do anything. You're not ready.
00:41:42I'm ready.
00:41:47Oh, um, I got an exam in the afternoon. We'd be rushed.
00:41:53Oh, um, okay, yeah, no, that's fine. I remembered I have a meeting this afternoon anyway, so...
00:42:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:02Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:05All right.
00:42:14Come on, hello?
00:42:23What now?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:29Bye.
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:54Avery!
00:42:56Avery!
00:42:57James!
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59James!
00:43:02Avery!
00:43:03James!
00:43:07Avery!
00:43:08James!
00:43:08Sorry, I'm a little late.
00:43:20I swear to being shy, I've seen you naked before.
00:43:23I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:25Shut it.
00:43:30I can't help it.
00:43:33He gets to me.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:40Wait a minute.
00:43:41Move your hand.
00:43:42I can't watch if you're blocking.
00:43:52I can do it myself.
00:43:55You won't stop.
00:44:23You got bored of staring?
00:44:25No, silly.
00:44:27Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow.
00:44:29I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:31One week.
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan.
00:44:43Guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48But they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:07Oh.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:36What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey, bro.
00:46:06Can you tell us the soap bag?
00:46:07Can you tell us the soap bag?
00:46:08Hey, bro.
00:46:09Oh.
00:46:10Yeah.
00:46:11No problem, my guy.
00:46:21Thanks, bro.
00:46:22You're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it, boss.
00:46:31Oh, damn.
00:46:32Dude.
00:46:33I've got slippery hands.
00:46:34Can you tell us the back again?
00:46:36Again?
00:46:37You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey.
00:46:51Nice one.
00:46:56Oh, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Shut up, Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:07I was just overheating so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:12This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:14I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freak stupid.
00:47:26Yeah.
00:47:31A woman.
00:47:32Hey, handsome.
00:47:33Wanna get a drink?
00:47:35Sorry, ladies.
00:47:36Hi, James.
00:47:38But, uh, sorry, as you can see, um, he's with me.
00:47:43Ooh.
00:47:46Can you guys partner us?
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:54Uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57And you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh, yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:07Okay.
00:48:08You know what?
00:48:09I'm gonna find you to fix all this and...
00:48:12Yeah, you and me.
00:48:14We're done.
00:48:18Wait!
00:48:23You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people and I...
00:48:47I was jealous.
00:48:49And it...
00:48:51Kinda freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's...
00:49:02It's honestly kinda scary.
00:49:06I just don't know...
00:49:07I don't know what to do.
00:49:09I shouldn't have said anything.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:21Okay, man.
00:49:21I don't know what to do.
00:49:24I don't know what to do.
00:49:25I want to know...
00:49:26I don't know what to do.
00:49:29Avery Rockefeller.
00:49:32You thought I was straight till you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's...
00:49:38It's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you, bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day I think I can't love you more, and then tomorrow comes and proves me
00:49:55wrong.
00:49:59I love you, too.
00:50:00I love you, too.
00:50:26What's that?
00:50:32What's that?
00:50:35Oh.
00:50:38It's literally your school ring.
00:50:40It was mine, and now it's yours.
00:50:45I love you.
00:50:46I love you.
00:50:56I love you.
00:51:11I love you.
00:51:24I love you.
00:51:26I love you.
00:52:19I love you.
00:52:22I love you.
00:52:32I love you.
00:52:41I love you.
00:53:04I love you.
00:53:11I love you.
00:53:14I love you.
00:53:18I love you.
00:53:22I love you.
00:53:41I love you.
00:54:06I love you.
00:54:12I love you.
00:54:12I love you.
00:54:23I love you.
00:54:26I love you.
00:54:27I love you.
00:54:28I love you.
00:54:31I love you.
00:54:57I love you.
00:54:59I love you.
00:55:25I love you.
00:55:26I love this beach.
00:55:27Good.
00:55:28I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:32Welcome to Avery Beach.
00:55:36Seriously? You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:41Yeah, yeah, no, I was just kidding, no.
00:55:43Name it whatever you want.
00:55:45Thank God, man.
00:55:49Avery.
00:55:50Hmm?
00:55:51Um, Avery.
00:55:55You're the only person that truly understands me.
00:55:59Hey, honestly, I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:09You rewrote my whole life.
00:56:13Made it beautiful, made it real.
00:56:16I want it all.
00:56:18Every sunrise, every storm, every goddamn day with you.
00:56:26Avery, rock fire.
00:56:28Oh, my God.
00:56:32Will you marry me?
00:56:34James Welton.
00:56:35The guy who's all in.
00:56:39Um, wow, I really don't know how any of this works, but...
00:56:45I would love to keep being your husband.
00:56:58All right.
00:57:02Okay, so, um, Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:08Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:12I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:13I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:23What?
00:57:27It's nice, isn't it?
00:57:28Can you speak James Welton?
00:57:30Shoot, those Welton's have killer genes.
00:57:32Such a hot color, isn't it?
00:57:33Jesus, they're brothers-in-law.
00:57:35Your imagination's running wild.
00:57:38I'm here for it.
00:57:41Okay, well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar,
00:57:44so I'm going to try one of his special drinks, okay?
00:57:46All right.
00:57:55They're not good enough for him.
00:57:58You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:58:03We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:06I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:07What do you want?
00:58:09Leave James.
00:58:11Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open.
00:58:14And ruin all of you.
00:58:16Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:17Excuse me?
00:58:18Whoa, whoa.
00:58:19Hello, Jimmy.
00:58:20Oh.
00:58:22Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:26Well.
00:58:29So, nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:32Fuck away, Miss Lauren.
00:58:34Now, excuse us.
00:58:35There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:37I'm going to put my mouth around it.
00:58:39It's going to be on the other side.
00:58:42Au revoir.
00:58:50Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:54Let's do this for me.
00:59:02I'll be all yours.
00:59:09Holy shit!
00:59:11You're with James Walter?
00:59:13With the heads.
00:59:14I mean...
00:59:15I know he's Judith's brother.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:17Ow.
00:59:18But...
00:59:18How...
00:59:19How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:21I mean, that's disgusting.
00:59:23Dude.
00:59:24Avery's marrying me.
00:59:25End of story, okay?
00:59:26Oh, by the way, I've got to thank you for that special wine you gifted us.
00:59:29Really spread things along, you know?
00:59:33I mean, I need another one.
00:59:36Just make another one.
00:59:37Just make another one.
00:59:44So.
00:59:46You think his folks are just going to be cool with all this?
00:59:50Or, like...
00:59:51Just relax.
00:59:53I'll talk to them.
00:59:55I'm coming to my place smiling and I'll do this right.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:03Hello?
01:00:04Hey.
01:00:07So.
01:00:08Avery?
01:00:09Avery?
01:00:10Hello?
01:00:12Best friend?
01:00:13Dude?
01:00:14What the fuck?
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16Still sitting here.
01:00:18Whatever.
01:00:43Oh, fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:45Did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole gay worship thing like full
01:00:52-on romance?
01:00:53They even settle down together
01:00:55Right, right. I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate
01:00:58He didn't exactly have kids, so
01:01:21Mom, Dad, Avery and I
01:01:25Uh, Judith called. She's flying home tomorrow. Says she misses us like crazy
01:01:31Um, you boys wouldn't mind picking her up? We'll get things back to, uh, normal
01:01:40Yeah, sure
01:01:42Right
01:01:53James!
01:02:05Now
01:02:07Um
01:02:09Wait a minute, you finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend
01:02:13We're done
01:02:14I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom, and Dad
01:02:19Hmm
01:02:19I'm your sister and it's time I started acting like it
01:02:26Whoa, who's the hottie?
01:02:29Oh, he's my, uh...
01:02:32Avery!
01:02:33Right
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute
01:02:40Don't sweat it, I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:47No, yeah
01:02:48Yes, yep
01:02:50Again
01:02:51Okay, yep
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:56Yes
01:02:57You know, that guy, he was like, a total jerk
01:03:04Freaking sucked
01:03:07And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I failed on the wedding
01:03:11But like, guys becoming tight
01:03:15He's the best thing ever
01:03:20Avery
01:03:21Hmm
01:03:22I promise you'll be the best wife now
01:03:25Ever
01:03:26I believe it
01:03:27I believe it
01:03:27I'm so...
01:03:28We got something to tell you
01:03:36You're funny
01:03:37You know...
01:03:41Avery...
01:03:42I got really jealous of this guy
01:03:46Look for your boy here!
01:03:49He's so pretty!
01:03:51And Avery, like, everybody wants him
01:03:54Like, everybody
01:03:56You're funny
01:03:57Mm-hmm
01:03:58Yeah
01:04:02Let's press your order
01:04:05Now, but...
01:04:08Fine, 40 minutes
01:04:09Bye
01:04:10Hey, uh...
01:04:11I got a ball to campus
01:04:12Do you have to sneak in your word?
01:04:14I'm about to say
01:04:14She's too drunk
01:04:15Can you just take her home?
01:04:16And I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:17You got it, go
01:04:17Thanks so much
01:04:21Ahhhh
01:04:22Yeah
01:04:22Oh, oh, sorry, Avery
01:04:24You're pretty good out when you hear liquor
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years
01:04:29Oh
01:04:30Not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks
01:04:51I'll have two drinks
01:05:06Just take her home and then I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:05:08You got it, go to school
01:05:08Thank you so much
01:05:16It's not your fault
01:05:18We were blackout drunk
01:05:21I mean...
01:05:25Technically...
01:05:25We are married
01:05:26Breakfast is ready
01:05:28I want you, Avery
01:05:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:05:34This is not what it looks like
01:05:35I promise
01:05:36I don't remember a thing
01:05:38And nothing happened
01:05:39I swear
01:05:39Say
01:05:41I need space
01:05:41Like...
01:05:42A lot of it
01:05:43You know
01:05:44Let's not see each other for a while
01:05:48And what?
01:05:48What?
01:05:55Uh...
01:06:02Uh...
01:06:05Whoo
01:06:05I love you
01:06:07Don't think
01:06:08I love you
01:06:08I love you
01:06:10I love you
01:06:11You
01:06:11You
01:06:11You
01:06:11And you
01:06:12You
01:06:12And you
01:06:19Jesus is pregnant.
01:06:31We're done every clean break.
01:06:33Let's just get everything back on track.
01:06:37Move on.
01:06:52James told me you're fine.
01:06:55I'm sorry.
01:06:59I...
01:07:02I didn't have a choice.
01:07:05My ex had just dumped me.
01:07:12And I was already pregnant when I came back.
01:07:19Look, my kid needs a father.
01:07:22And my parents, like, they can't handle the shame that I've hooked up this disaster.
01:07:31I slipped something in your drink just to put you under.
01:07:38Breakfast is ready.
01:07:39I want you, Avery.
01:07:44Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:50I didn't betray dreams.
01:07:54Hey, look.
01:07:57He's been on a bender.
01:07:59Ever since you left, okay?
01:08:01It's been bottle after bottle.
01:08:05We can't...
01:08:07We can't reach him.
01:08:08He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:11Avery, please, please.
01:08:13He needs you.
01:08:15I don't know.
01:08:30I'm sorry.
01:08:33I don't know.
01:08:44I know.
01:08:45I was trying not to know you.
01:08:47God, I've missed you, Avery.
01:08:51Every damn day.
01:08:59I missed you too
01:09:02So much
01:09:25Baby don't go
01:09:31You real?
01:09:38No shit sorry I shouldn't do this I'm sorry
01:09:44Judas baby
01:09:46It isn't mine
01:09:54Say that again
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us
01:09:58You can ask her, she'll tell you the truth
01:10:15Mom, Dad, this is it
01:10:20I love Avery
01:10:23I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him
01:10:26Nobody else
01:10:29Ever
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton
01:10:39The way I feel about James
01:10:42I've never felt anything like it before
01:10:45I mean what we have it's like it's in oxygen
01:10:49And I don't think I could live without it if I'm being honest
01:10:53Losing him would be a nightmare
01:10:58So please just see how much it would mean to have your blessing
01:11:01Because it would mean everything to me
01:11:03And I know it would mean everything to yourself
01:11:08Honey
01:11:20My boy's a man now
01:11:22Son, you can go live your life
01:11:37I'm gonna go meet the wedding planner
01:11:39I'm gonna go meet the wedding planner
01:11:39I'm gonna go meet the wedding planner
01:11:39I'm gonna go meet the wedding planner
01:11:39About the floral hellscape
01:11:42But I'll be back in two hours
01:11:53Come back to me my face big sexy
01:11:58You're on it
01:12:036.
01:12:056.
01:12:066.
01:12:067.
01:12:076.
01:12:0810.
01:12:1110.
01:12:1210.
01:12:28One time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:32Vincent, what are you?
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:13:05How I knew that Judith was a fake.
01:13:10Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes. His lips.
01:13:23Wrong.
01:13:25All of it is fucking wrong.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:34Why did he breathe fire that raw, untamed energy?
01:13:41Labels.
01:13:43Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender!
01:13:48James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53Plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:56How I would take him down.
01:13:58I even used Judith's baby.
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time!
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like, this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just a psycho between the sheets?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:40You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:52You're smiling, James!
01:14:54Pixie!
01:14:55Let sis tie you up.
01:14:57Your boyfriend wants her.
01:15:00James?
01:15:01Don't do it.
01:15:02James!
01:15:03You need to trap!
01:15:06Good boy!
01:15:09I'm fucking lost.
01:15:10I'm sorry.
01:15:11I'm sorry.
01:15:14I'm sorry, Jamie.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:17I'm sorry.
01:15:20I'm sorry.
01:15:20Can you see?
01:15:22I hate you.
01:15:23You promise me that you can't give a help that Mrs. White doesn't even marry me and that he loves
01:15:29us.
01:15:29Enough!
01:15:31Cut the waterworks, sweetheart!
01:15:34You know it!
01:15:36You know how much...
01:15:37I hate when you cry!
01:15:44I did exactly what you said.
01:15:46Let him go.
01:15:50Patience, Prince Jeremy.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now!
01:15:56Option one.
01:15:57I put a bullet in our middle of a boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:11My pick.
01:16:11We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:18Brilliant, yeah.
01:16:23Tick tock, Rucker.
01:16:24Time to choose.
01:16:27Tick tock.
01:16:29Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:33Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything for this cow!
01:16:40If I do agree.
01:16:42And you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven,
01:16:48we'll rot together in hell.
01:16:54No!
01:16:55I have your fucking dreams.
01:16:57What?
01:16:58Oh, fuck!
01:17:02Hey, Rupert!
01:17:06No!
01:17:09Gage!
01:17:19It's okay.
01:17:20No!
01:17:23It's okay!
01:17:25It's okay.
01:17:27No!
01:17:27No!
01:17:28It's okay!
01:17:29It's okay!
01:17:30No!
01:17:31No!
01:17:31No, no, no, no.
01:18:01No, no, no, no.
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