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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:08Kill him!
00:00:13You just saved me.
00:00:16You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:00:20The master of magic hasn't been seen in over a year.
00:00:23I've seen his skills.
00:00:24Show them. Show them what you can do.
00:00:28I bought the theater.
00:00:30Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:00:37You look a little nervous.
00:00:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:00:41This is what happens when you don't respect the crap.
00:00:44You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:00:46I swore off my old life, but I can't keep running forever.
00:00:50Who are you?
00:00:52I'm the master of magic, you mother f***er.
00:01:02You sure about this?
00:01:05I don't know if I'm ready.
00:01:06Relax, little brother.
00:01:08We'll never let anything happen to you.
00:01:14It's show time.
00:01:17Shit.
00:01:19Shit.
00:01:23Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed?
00:01:28By the master of magic.
00:01:32Oh my god!
00:01:33It's him!
00:01:34It's the master of magic!
00:01:36The greatest magician of all time!
00:01:38You, young lady.
00:01:39Let's see your true self.
00:01:41Now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric.
00:01:56And now my next volunteer.
00:01:59I don't care.
00:02:00I said short it.
00:02:02What the hell?
00:02:07Whoa!
00:02:08How are they doing that?
00:02:10And now for my final volunteer.
00:02:16The most evil man in Vegas.
00:02:20You sure about this?
00:02:21He's dangerous.
00:02:22But I'm the master of freaking magic.
00:02:25Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie.
00:02:31And who the hell are you?
00:02:33Get these f***ers out of my way.
00:02:35Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women.
00:02:46Are you ready to show him who you truly are?
00:02:50You insult me in public?
00:02:52You know who I am.
00:02:54I can make you disappear.
00:02:55Okay.
00:02:56Well, we won't test Barry.
00:03:00So we're going to test his hotel instead.
00:03:07What do you think you're doing?
00:03:08We're going to make Barry's casino disappear.
00:03:21Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults.
00:03:24The police are already on their way to arrest you.
00:03:27You know.
00:03:28Kill him!
00:03:33Now for my final trick.
00:03:58What are you looking at me for?
00:04:00Get him!
00:04:06Get him!
00:04:07Get him!
00:04:09Get him!
00:04:14Get him!
00:04:15Get him!
00:04:15Get him!
00:04:15Get him!
00:04:16Get him!
00:04:17Get him!
00:04:17Get him!
00:04:18Get him!
00:04:19Get him!
00:04:24Get him!
00:04:27Get him!
00:04:32Cut!
00:04:33Cut!
00:04:53Eric, no!
00:04:55No!
00:04:57Relax, little brother.
00:04:59But never let anything happen to you.
00:05:02Eric!
00:05:03This is all my fault.
00:05:04God!
00:05:06I need you to do something for me.
00:05:08What?
00:05:09I need you to find me.
00:05:11Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:05:13She's working in magic.
00:05:18Help her.
00:05:20Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:05:24You're staying with me, okay?
00:05:25Just hang in there.
00:05:27You're gonna be okay.
00:05:32Eric.
00:05:34Eric.
00:05:43My arrogance got you killed.
00:05:47If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:05:53I'll find Bree and help her.
00:05:58But not as the master of magic.
00:06:12Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:06:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:06:22Show opens this weekend.
00:06:24Gotta be prepared.
00:06:26I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:06:31I grew up in.
00:06:33Before it's destroyed.
00:06:36All right, well.
00:06:37See ya.
00:06:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:06:49All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:06:50There it is.
00:06:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:06:52Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:06:54Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:06:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:56What do you say?
00:06:57Hmm?
00:06:58This one.
00:06:59That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:07:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:07:02But hey, what do I know?
00:07:02Look at that.
00:07:04Oh.
00:07:05You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:07:08But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:07:11What do you say, huh?
00:07:16I'm sorry.
00:07:16I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:07:22Looks like trouble.
00:07:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:07:25You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:07:26I'll tell you what.
00:07:30I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:07:33Hey, give it back.
00:07:35Hey.
00:07:35That's important to me.
00:07:36Oh, is it?
00:07:37Really, yeah?
00:07:38Is it important enough to play again?
00:07:39Hmm?
00:07:40Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:07:43What do you say, huh?
00:07:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:07:45Let's go.
00:07:46Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:07:48You're disgusting.
00:07:48I'm not doing that.
00:07:50You're not doing that.
00:07:51You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:55What do you say, baby?
00:07:57Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:08:00Take her.
00:08:04Ah, shit!
00:08:09Why don't you let me try?
00:08:12Here's the deal.
00:08:14I win.
00:08:15She gets her bracelet back.
00:08:17You win.
00:08:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:08:24It's priceless.
00:08:25Daniel, you should just go.
00:08:27These guys are dangerous.
00:08:29I got this.
00:08:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:08:35You got it, hotshot.
00:08:37Let's play.
00:08:38You know the deal.
00:08:40Follow the queen.
00:08:41You get the win.
00:08:42You pick the ten of spades.
00:08:44Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:08:49You pick.
00:08:51You pick.
00:08:52Who's this guy?
00:08:53What a loser.
00:08:54Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:58Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:09:00Absolutely.
00:09:02You got it.
00:09:20Damn, he got it.
00:09:21That's impossible.
00:09:25What the...
00:09:28Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:09:30I don't know who the hell you are.
00:09:31This bracelet...
00:09:32It's mine.
00:09:35Well then...
00:09:36Why is it in my hand?
00:09:40You dirty thief.
00:09:49You're looking for this?
00:09:51What the...
00:09:52Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:55Hey, man.
00:09:56It's all good.
00:09:57I was just messing around.
00:09:59Here we go.
00:10:06Three card Monty.
00:10:08There's always a scam.
00:10:09I know, I know.
00:10:11I just...
00:10:12I thought I could crack it.
00:10:14But I was screwed.
00:10:17Until you came along.
00:10:21This bracelet, why is it so important to you?
00:10:25It was my childhood best friends.
00:10:28We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:10:31Well, he...
00:10:33He died.
00:10:34That's all I have left of him.
00:10:40Have a good night, Bri.
00:10:42Hey, wait. You just saved me.
00:10:45You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:10:50Nice for dinner.
00:10:52That was amazing.
00:10:55Uh...
00:10:56I should probably get going.
00:10:58Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:11:02Uh...
00:11:02I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:11:05Bullshit.
00:11:06You have training.
00:11:07You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:11:11Just a light of hand.
00:11:15What? You're great.
00:11:21You know...
00:11:22Your hand saved me today.
00:11:26You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:11:29You...
00:11:29They, uh...
00:11:31Say you're welcome.
00:11:46Ring.
00:11:54Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:12:15I'm not.
00:12:16I don't know who you think I am.
00:12:21Then who are you?
00:12:24I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:12:27I think.
00:12:29I think it's better if I left.
00:12:58I think it's better if I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:13:00I think it's better if I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:13:01Well, I'm the prop assistant just doing my job.
00:13:04No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:13:07See this stuff?
00:13:08This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:13:14Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:13:22But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:13:26No, not.
00:13:29Not since I was 12.
00:13:31After becoming the world's first seven-star magician,
00:13:33the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:13:36Damn right you're not.
00:13:44You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:13:46And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:55What did you do to my deck?
00:13:59Nothing.
00:14:00I was just putting them away.
00:14:01Listen, fool.
00:14:02This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:04The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:14:08Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:14:10Well, if they're so priceless,
00:14:11maybe you should put them away properly
00:14:13instead of throwing them on the table
00:14:14like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:14:16Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:14:20You're fired!
00:14:23If I lose this job,
00:14:25I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:14:27I need you to find Bree.
00:14:29Help, Brad.
00:14:31Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:14:32No, it's too late for that now.
00:14:34Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:14:44Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:14:46You're looking better, sir.
00:14:47I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:14:52But let this be a reminder.
00:14:54What we do is dangerous.
00:14:56Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:15:00I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:15:02What?
00:15:02Why?
00:15:03He's careless and cocky.
00:15:04He's a liability.
00:15:05No matter how hot you think he is.
00:15:08I never said that.
00:15:09Mm-hmm.
00:15:10Mr. Kensington,
00:15:11Daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:15:13since he's worked here.
00:15:14Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:15:18Daniel,
00:15:19is this true?
00:15:20Of course not.
00:15:22Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:15:23A common worker
00:15:24or a three-star magician?
00:15:26Look, Samuel,
00:15:28I've seen his skills.
00:15:29He would never damage a deck.
00:15:31Show them.
00:15:32Show them what you can do.
00:15:39Yeah, Daniel.
00:15:40Let's see it.
00:15:41Show us what you got.
00:15:41Do you even know a single trick?
00:15:44Tell you what.
00:15:45If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:15:47without damaging it,
00:15:49in 15 seconds,
00:15:52you can keep your job.
00:15:5315 seconds?
00:15:54That's impossible.
00:15:55I don't even know if the Master of Magic
00:15:56could have done it that quick.
00:15:57But if you can't,
00:16:00I demand,
00:16:01as a three-star magician,
00:16:04that you fire him.
00:16:06Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:16:08I know,
00:16:09but while I disagree with it,
00:16:11Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:16:14But, sir, he...
00:16:15Bree,
00:16:17it's okay.
00:16:1915 seconds.
00:16:20Yeah.
00:16:21You're on.
00:16:30The idiot.
00:16:32He's so dumb
00:16:32that he thinks he has a chance.
00:16:35Ready to do this?
00:16:37Daniel,
00:16:37you really don't have to.
00:16:39Aw,
00:16:39the little prop boy
00:16:40has a little trick section.
00:16:42Now if I win,
00:16:43you're all gonna have to start
00:16:45treating Bree
00:16:45with more respect around here.
00:16:47It's her money
00:16:48that's bankrolling
00:16:48this entire show.
00:16:50Bree,
00:16:51look at that.
00:16:52He's got a knight
00:16:53in shining coveralls.
00:16:55Fine.
00:16:56Deal.
00:16:57It's not like you have
00:16:57a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:5915 seconds.
00:17:01Here
00:17:01we
00:17:03go.
00:17:09What's he doing?
00:17:10What he's doing
00:17:11is making a complete ass
00:17:12out of himself.
00:17:1310 seconds.
00:17:17Oh, wow.
00:17:18Giving up already?
00:17:20Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:17:21You said he was good.
00:17:23I thought he would
00:17:24at least try.
00:17:26Getting security
00:17:27on the phone
00:17:27to escort you out
00:17:28in five,
00:17:30four,
00:17:32three,
00:17:34two,
00:17:34one.
00:17:57absolutely impossible.
00:18:02How did you do that?
00:18:03There's no way.
00:18:04I don't think
00:18:05I've ever seen
00:18:05anything like this.
00:18:06Nobody but the
00:18:06master of magic
00:18:07could have done this.
00:18:12No.
00:18:13No, no, no.
00:18:13You clearly switched
00:18:15out the deck
00:18:15while Bree was
00:18:16distracting us.
00:18:16I knew it.
00:18:18Yeah, of course.
00:18:18Just some amateur
00:18:19trying something stupid.
00:18:20Nothing but a cheap,
00:18:21lazy trick from the hack.
00:18:24Now,
00:18:25it's got a show to prep.
00:18:29Sophie,
00:18:29Eugene,
00:18:30stop gobbling
00:18:30at those cards
00:18:31and let's get to work.
00:18:32Come on.
00:18:35Samuel,
00:18:36you believe
00:18:37he really did it,
00:18:37right?
00:18:38I don't know
00:18:39what to believe.
00:18:42Well,
00:18:43come on.
00:18:43The show opens
00:18:44in a few days.
00:18:45We need to prep.
00:18:46Oh,
00:18:47you don't have to worry
00:18:48about prepping.
00:18:59This is not
00:19:00going to be a show.
00:19:02Who is this?
00:19:04It's Richard Kim.
00:19:05He produces
00:19:06every other magic show
00:19:07in town.
00:19:08Samuel hates him.
00:19:10Richard,
00:19:10get the hell
00:19:11out of my theater.
00:19:13Your theater?
00:19:15Oh,
00:19:15no,
00:19:15no,
00:19:15my little friend.
00:19:16This is now
00:19:17my theater.
00:19:19What the hell
00:19:20are you talking about?
00:19:21I have
00:19:22a three-year lease
00:19:24with the owner.
00:19:25Which,
00:19:25as of this morning,
00:19:26is me.
00:19:27I bought the theater.
00:19:28Which means
00:19:29you and your
00:19:29dirty pack
00:19:30of magical nobodies
00:19:32have one hour
00:19:33to get the hell out.
00:19:36You can't just
00:19:37buy the theater.
00:19:39I'm the biggest
00:19:40show in town.
00:19:41Used to be.
00:19:42You're past your prime.
00:19:44My new show
00:19:45will triple your numbers.
00:19:47The contract
00:19:47can't be canceled.
00:19:48I'll lose everything.
00:19:50If Brie loses
00:19:51this show,
00:19:52the orphanage
00:19:52that I grew up in
00:19:53that saved my life
00:19:54as a child
00:19:55will be destroyed.
00:19:57Hey,
00:19:57we still have a contract.
00:19:58You can't just
00:19:58kick us out.
00:19:59Hey,
00:20:00doll face.
00:20:01How about you
00:20:01focus on looking sexy
00:20:03while being cut in half
00:20:04and let the adults
00:20:05talk?
00:20:06I'm this show's
00:20:07producer.
00:20:08And if you cancel
00:20:08the show,
00:20:09I'll sue you
00:20:10into oblivion.
00:20:11Not if I can prove
00:20:12you're not worthy
00:20:12of this theater.
00:20:14I'll give you
00:20:14a chance.
00:20:16A head-to-head
00:20:17magical competition.
00:20:18Your old man
00:20:19and his team wins,
00:20:21you keep your contract.
00:20:22My team wins,
00:20:24your contract
00:20:24is terminated.
00:20:25Then you go back
00:20:26to doing
00:20:27birthday parties
00:20:28for eight-year-olds.
00:20:30Deal.
00:20:33Mr. Kensington
00:20:34will wipe the floor
00:20:34with whoever
00:20:35you put him up against.
00:20:36Great.
00:20:37The competition
00:20:38will be tonight.
00:20:40Tonight?
00:20:40His cast
00:20:41doesn't come off
00:20:42for another week.
00:20:42Not my problem.
00:20:44Hope you have
00:20:44a good backup team.
00:20:51Ladies and gentlemen,
00:20:53are you ready
00:20:53for the epic
00:20:54no-hold-barred battle
00:20:56to see who will
00:20:57get this theater
00:20:58and who will be
00:20:59thrown out
00:20:59into the street?
00:21:03Don't worry.
00:21:05We have an ace
00:21:05at first thing.
00:21:07Daniel.
00:21:08You gotta be kidding.
00:21:10You're not seriously
00:21:10considering putting
00:21:11the prop boy out there.
00:21:13His best trick
00:21:13is probably making
00:21:14a penny up here
00:21:15behind his ear.
00:21:16It's all or nothing
00:21:17for us.
00:21:17All right,
00:21:18Richard Kin
00:21:18isn't sending
00:21:19lightweights to this brawl.
00:21:20He's got world-class,
00:21:21real magicians.
00:21:23Yeah, no problem.
00:21:24I'm good enough
00:21:25to take on anyone
00:21:26that Kin sends to us.
00:21:27And now,
00:21:28the challengers.
00:21:30Richard Kin's
00:21:31latest sensation,
00:21:33Matt Von Dier!
00:21:47Oh, no.
00:21:49Oh, God, no.
00:21:51What?
00:21:52How did he get
00:21:53Matt Van Buren?
00:21:57He's the youngest magician
00:21:59to have five stars.
00:22:01He's one of the best
00:22:02in the world.
00:22:06That guy?
00:22:07Xavier will wipe
00:22:08the floor with his ass.
00:22:09Yeah.
00:22:10Bring him on.
00:22:11Now, for the first act,
00:22:13or should I say miracle,
00:22:16before each magician
00:22:17is a glass of water,
00:22:19the magicians must turn
00:22:20their water into wine
00:22:21in a way that our top judges
00:22:24can't figure out.
00:22:26The magician to stump
00:22:28the most judges wins.
00:22:30Matt Van Buren won
00:22:31the Grand Prix
00:22:32for Close-Up Magic
00:22:33last year.
00:22:34This plays exactly
00:22:35to his strengths.
00:22:36He's way beyond
00:22:37Xavier's league.
00:22:39We're gonna lose.
00:22:46Maybe not.
00:22:48Showtime.
00:22:54Xavier!
00:22:59Not you.
00:23:00What?
00:23:11You should go out
00:23:12this route.
00:23:14What?
00:23:15He's not even a magician.
00:23:17He's just the guy
00:23:18that cleans up
00:23:19dumb shit.
00:23:19Yeah, Xavier's
00:23:20the best of all of us.
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:21Look, girl,
00:23:22I know you have
00:23:22a little crush
00:23:23and a little prop.
00:23:24I believe this
00:23:24is the real magician.
00:23:25Samuel,
00:23:26you can't seriously
00:23:27be considering this.
00:23:28I mean,
00:23:28that guy
00:23:28is gonna piss
00:23:29himself out there.
00:23:31And the magician
00:23:32from the Kensington team.
00:23:43Maybe he's just
00:23:44the prop assistant,
00:23:45but I need
00:23:46a Hail Mary right now.
00:23:48Daniel.
00:23:56Oh, my God.
00:23:58You're prop boy.
00:23:59You're really
00:24:00gonna put up
00:24:01the help
00:24:01against someone
00:24:01like Matt Van Buren.
00:24:03Don't worry, kid.
00:24:04This will be over
00:24:05real quick.
00:24:06And then you can run
00:24:07back to the shadows
00:24:08where you belong.
00:24:09It's a shame, though,
00:24:10because Matt's
00:24:11just my warm-up act.
00:24:12You'll get beat so bad,
00:24:14you'll never see
00:24:15my big showstopper.
00:24:16Matt Van Buren's
00:24:17just the warm-up act?
00:24:18He's one of the best
00:24:19in the world.
00:24:20They say he might even
00:24:21get a six-star soon.
00:24:22There hasn't been
00:24:22a new six-star magician
00:24:24in over a decade.
00:24:25No, it's obvious
00:24:26what Samuel's doing.
00:24:27Okay, he knows
00:24:28he doesn't have a chance,
00:24:28so he's already
00:24:29looking for excuses.
00:24:30When he loses,
00:24:31he'll say it's because
00:24:32he gave a nobody a try.
00:24:34Boss, this guy
00:24:35is a hack.
00:24:37He's gonna make
00:24:37a fool out of all of us.
00:24:39It's a two-out-of-three
00:24:40competition.
00:24:41We need to judge
00:24:42their strength.
00:24:43Oh, I get it.
00:24:45You see, Samuel
00:24:47sending Daniel out
00:24:47to get slaughtered.
00:24:48And then I come in
00:24:49and save the day.
00:24:50Worth that.
00:24:51He actually thinks
00:24:52he's out there
00:24:52because he has a shot
00:24:53at being a real magician.
00:24:57And you are...
00:24:59Daniel.
00:25:00Just Daniel.
00:25:02Nice coveralls,
00:25:03Daniel.
00:25:04I give my servants
00:25:05the same ones.
00:25:07Enjoy your moment,
00:25:08Just Daniel.
00:25:09This will be the biggest
00:25:10crowd you ever perform for.
00:25:12I can't believe
00:25:13he actually went there
00:25:13as if he was
00:25:14a real magician.
00:25:15It's like he's trying
00:25:16to be embarrassed.
00:25:17It's sad.
00:25:17He really thought
00:25:18that he could hang
00:25:19with the pros.
00:25:19No.
00:25:21You're sure about this?
00:25:23Just trust me.
00:25:27Don't feel too bad.
00:25:29You should be honored
00:25:30to be on the stage
00:25:30with me.
00:25:32Gentlemen,
00:25:33are you ready?
00:25:34I was born ready.
00:25:35What about you, buddy?
00:25:37You look a little nervous.
00:25:40Maybe you should be.
00:25:43Because I'm about
00:25:44to embarrass
00:25:45the living shit
00:25:46out of you.
00:25:49God.
00:25:50He's frozen with fear.
00:25:52Come on, Daniel.
00:25:54Was it stupid
00:25:55to pick him?
00:25:56Daniel,
00:25:57are you okay?
00:25:59Absolutely.
00:26:00Oh, my God.
00:26:01What a shit show.
00:26:03He's not even prepping it.
00:26:04Hey, newbie.
00:26:05This is when you're
00:26:06supposed to prepare
00:26:07your illusion.
00:26:09I'm good.
00:26:12No.
00:26:14I'm good.
00:26:15That's why I
00:26:16have a five-star
00:26:17magician's amulet
00:26:18and you have what?
00:26:20Cover alls
00:26:21covered in dirt
00:26:22and dove shit.
00:26:24Tell you what,
00:26:24it's not too soon
00:26:25to back out.
00:26:26If you do,
00:26:27I'll give you the honor
00:26:28of having my autograph.
00:26:30Are you ready?
00:26:31Or do you need
00:26:32more time to prepare?
00:26:33No, I don't need
00:26:34more time for this trick.
00:26:39Then first up
00:26:40is Matt Von Buren.
00:26:42Pay attention.
00:26:44This is where
00:26:46you learn to respect
00:26:46your betters.
00:27:01It's finished!
00:27:02Yes!
00:27:03The latest
00:27:04star of the show!
00:27:06That was seamless.
00:27:09Unbelievable.
00:27:10Even I don't know
00:27:11how he did that.
00:27:12There's no way
00:27:13Daniel could do a trick
00:27:14that's even as fraction
00:27:15as good as Matt's.
00:27:19What do you think,
00:27:20judges?
00:27:20Did Matt Von Buren's
00:27:22trick fool you?
00:27:23I have no idea
00:27:24how that was done.
00:27:25If I didn't know
00:27:26any better,
00:27:26I'd say it's a miracle.
00:27:28I'm stumped.
00:27:29Well done.
00:27:29You're three for three.
00:27:31Three for three.
00:27:31All right, man.
00:27:33You have stumped
00:27:35our judges.
00:27:36Does anyone here
00:27:37know how he
00:27:38accomplished his trick?
00:27:40Anyone?
00:27:45You have something
00:27:46to say, prop boy.
00:27:47Your trick
00:27:48wasn't bad.
00:27:49I just know
00:27:50exactly how you did it.
00:27:58Sure you do.
00:27:59Please,
00:28:00enlighten us.
00:28:01Tell us all
00:28:02how I did my trick.
00:28:04All in good time.
00:28:06Idiot.
00:28:06Everybody knows
00:28:07that he's lying.
00:28:08Pathetic.
00:28:08Daniel?
00:28:10You're up?
00:28:20What's he doing?
00:28:21He's making a fool
00:28:22out of all of us.
00:28:23Hey there.
00:28:23Looks like your fellow's
00:28:25got some stage fright.
00:28:28This is what happens
00:28:29when you don't
00:28:30respect the craft.
00:28:31You're making a fool
00:28:32out of all of us.
00:28:33I think he can do it.
00:28:35It doesn't matter
00:28:36what you think,
00:28:37okay?
00:28:37You're not one of us.
00:28:39You're just some
00:28:40dumb girl who had
00:28:41a little bit of
00:28:42money to burn.
00:28:42If it weren't for you,
00:28:43we wouldn't be
00:28:44in this mess.
00:28:53Looks like you're
00:28:54having some trouble.
00:28:55Here.
00:28:56Why don't you
00:28:57let me help you?
00:28:58Ooh,
00:29:01magic!
00:29:03Switch it now,
00:29:04prop boy.
00:29:06You need to end this.
00:29:08Now.
00:29:10You're...
00:29:13You're right.
00:29:17I swore off
00:29:18my old wife.
00:29:28But I can't keep
00:29:29running forever.
00:29:35Ladies and gentlemen,
00:29:38are you ready
00:29:39for something
00:29:40extraordinary?
00:29:42Now, but first,
00:29:44I'm gonna need
00:29:45some help.
00:29:47Bri,
00:29:48could you come here?
00:29:55What is he doing?
00:29:56You gotta be kidding me.
00:29:58This is just sad.
00:30:08You all know magic
00:30:10is an illusion.
00:30:11But still,
00:30:13you hold out hope
00:30:14that one day
00:30:14you'll experience
00:30:15something so incredible
00:30:16you can never explain
00:30:18it in a million years.
00:30:20Well,
00:30:20isn't this like life?
00:30:22See,
00:30:22every day you experience
00:30:23your reality
00:30:24through your senses.
00:30:25But what if you
00:30:26couldn't trust
00:30:27your senses?
00:30:33Wouldn't your reality
00:30:34then
00:30:36just be an illusion?
00:30:39Don't blink.
00:30:41You'll miss it.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:58Nothing happened.
00:30:59You're supposed to
00:31:00change the water
00:31:00into wine.
00:31:01Hey, Mr. Kensington,
00:31:02I told you,
00:31:03you shouldn't have
00:31:04put that glorified janitor
00:31:05up to take my place.
00:31:06You should have
00:31:07respected my ranking.
00:31:08No.
00:31:09I think
00:31:10there's something else
00:31:11going on.
00:31:12Now,
00:31:12I apologize,
00:31:13ladies and gentlemen.
00:31:14I can't seem
00:31:14to complete
00:31:15my transformation.
00:31:17I knew it!
00:31:18This theater's mine!
00:31:20Without one
00:31:21final piece of equipment,
00:31:23which would be coming
00:31:24right about
00:31:26now.
00:31:37What's he doing?
00:31:39He's such a
00:31:40cake knife.
00:31:41he's going to
00:31:42shatter that glass
00:31:42all over the floor.
00:31:50Ow!
00:31:59Unbelievable.
00:32:00That's amazing.
00:32:09That was fast.
00:32:11There you go.
00:32:12Oh, great.
00:32:13My judges.
00:32:15My judge, man.
00:32:16Incredible.
00:32:19I need anything.
00:32:20Cake.
00:32:21The lava
00:32:22is a chocolate wine
00:32:23reduction sauce.
00:32:25Really good.
00:32:25I can't believe
00:32:26I'm eating cake.
00:32:27The only person
00:32:28I've ever seen
00:32:29do a trick like this
00:32:29was the master
00:32:31of magic.
00:32:33Daniel?
00:32:41How is this possible?
00:32:47Now for the critical moment.
00:32:49Judges,
00:32:50what do you think?
00:32:51Do you know
00:32:51how he did it?
00:32:52I have no idea.
00:32:53Not a clue.
00:32:55And you,
00:32:56Jennifer?
00:32:57I'm completely
00:32:59stumped.
00:33:01Well,
00:33:02in the case of a tie,
00:33:03we turn back
00:33:04to the magicians
00:33:05themselves.
00:33:06Daniel?
00:33:07You said earlier
00:33:08you know how Matthew
00:33:10did his trick.
00:33:11Tell us.
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:13Tell us.
00:33:15He dropped in
00:33:16edible iron filaments.
00:33:20Then a hidden
00:33:21magnetic fan
00:33:22spun the iron,
00:33:23ironizing.
00:33:24Turning the water
00:33:25red,
00:33:26giving it
00:33:27the earthy
00:33:27flavors of a wine.
00:33:30That's
00:33:32correct.
00:33:35Amazing!
00:33:36And Matthew,
00:33:38how did Daniel
00:33:39do his trick?
00:33:45I don't know.
00:33:47And with that,
00:33:48Daniel wins
00:33:49our first round.
00:33:58With your health,
00:34:03I need a knife.
00:34:05Let's give him cake.
00:34:09Well done,
00:34:10young man.
00:34:12The only other
00:34:12magician that
00:34:13could have
00:34:14accomplished
00:34:14that transformation
00:34:16was the
00:34:17master of magic.
00:34:20No!
00:34:21No!
00:34:21He didn't
00:34:22transform anything!
00:34:23He didn't even
00:34:23teleport!
00:34:24He must have
00:34:25cheated.
00:34:26There's no way
00:34:27an untrained worker
00:34:28has that much
00:34:29level of skill!
00:34:30Exactly!
00:34:30He probably
00:34:31blackmailed the
00:34:32judges or something!
00:34:35How could you
00:34:35let him beat you?
00:34:37You embarrassed
00:34:37us with your
00:34:38performance!
00:34:38How was I supposed
00:34:39to know who was
00:34:39going to do that
00:34:40with the cup
00:34:40and teleport
00:34:40to the judges?
00:34:41Who is that guy?
00:34:47It doesn't matter.
00:34:48Get out of my face.
00:34:49It's time for the
00:34:50real magicians
00:34:50to get to work.
00:34:52You think you've
00:34:53won?
00:34:56You haven't won
00:34:57shit!
00:34:58It's time to
00:34:59bring out my
00:34:59A-team.
00:35:05Kate Barlow!
00:35:14Miss Barlow,
00:35:16thank you
00:35:17for joining us.
00:35:18That's-
00:35:19that's Kate Barlow.
00:35:20She's the FISM
00:35:21world champion
00:35:22in parlor magic
00:35:23and an actual
00:35:24six-star magician.
00:35:26Alright,
00:35:27who's ready
00:35:28for the headliner?
00:35:31second round
00:35:32is quick change
00:35:32magic.
00:35:33That's Sophie's
00:35:34specialty.
00:35:35You had your
00:35:35little fun
00:35:36in the first round,
00:35:36but now
00:35:37watch an
00:35:38axle prep.
00:35:39A real magician
00:35:40doesn't need to
00:35:41bribe the judges
00:35:42or cause some
00:35:43fake amateur
00:35:44distractions.
00:35:45A real magician
00:35:46doesn't need to
00:35:47because she
00:35:47has hard-earned
00:35:48skills.
00:35:50Now.
00:35:52Yeah!
00:35:53Get him, Sophie!
00:35:54Always nice
00:35:55to see a fellow
00:35:55female on stage.
00:35:56Too bad
00:35:57I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:58Oh,
00:35:59you think so?
00:36:00Your rank
00:36:01is impressive,
00:36:02but it doesn't
00:36:03scare me.
00:36:03Oh,
00:36:04you think I
00:36:04brought in
00:36:05Miss Barlow
00:36:06just for her rank?
00:36:08You didn't?
00:36:09I brought in
00:36:10Kate Barlow
00:36:11because she was
00:36:12the protege
00:36:13of the
00:36:14master of magic.
00:36:16He taught me
00:36:17everything he
00:36:18knows.
00:36:19Funny.
00:36:20I don't remember
00:36:21training her.
00:36:23You were trained
00:36:24by the master
00:36:25of magic?
00:36:25She wasn't just
00:36:26trained by him.
00:36:27He realized
00:36:28that she was
00:36:29better than him.
00:36:30That's why he
00:36:31disappeared.
00:36:32That can't be
00:36:33true, right?
00:36:34Richard wouldn't
00:36:34dare make a claim
00:36:36like that if it
00:36:37wasn't true.
00:36:38So what you're
00:36:38saying is that
00:36:39we have to compete
00:36:40against somebody
00:36:40who's better
00:36:41than the master
00:36:42of magic?
00:36:43Go for what?
00:36:44I'll still destroy
00:36:45you.
00:36:45Sophie, shut up.
00:36:48Miss Barlow,
00:36:50it is an honor
00:36:52to compete
00:36:52with a magician
00:36:54of your caliber.
00:36:56I wish I could
00:36:57say the same,
00:36:58but honestly,
00:36:59it's an insult
00:37:00you're even
00:37:01trying to compete.
00:37:03So why are
00:37:04you here?
00:37:05To shatter
00:37:06my teacher's
00:37:07old records
00:37:08and publicly
00:37:09declare myself
00:37:10the new
00:37:11master of magic.
00:37:16ladies and gentlemen,
00:37:18this next act
00:37:19is even harder
00:37:20than our first.
00:37:21It is all about
00:37:22quick change magic,
00:37:24transforming outfits
00:37:25as many times
00:37:26as possible
00:37:27in 30 seconds.
00:37:29The world record
00:37:29is 17 changes
00:37:32held by the
00:37:33master of magic.
00:37:39Do you think
00:37:40you can beat that?
00:37:41that's a change
00:37:42every two seconds.
00:37:43There's no way
00:37:44you can beat that.
00:37:45I could beat that
00:37:45in my sleep.
00:37:50Hell,
00:37:51there's not a magic
00:37:52technique in the world
00:37:52that would make
00:37:53that trick possible.
00:37:54Only the master of magic
00:37:55would be able
00:37:55to do that.
00:37:56I know
00:37:57every one of his secrets.
00:37:59Are you saying
00:38:00you're going to break
00:38:01the master of magic's record?
00:38:03who here
00:38:05would like
00:38:05to see me
00:38:05break the record?
00:38:09Then start
00:38:10the music.
00:38:21one,
00:38:21two,
00:38:22three,
00:38:23standard.
00:38:25Oh my God,
00:38:26her pace.
00:38:27How is she?
00:38:30Is she about to
00:38:31break the record?
00:38:32They're about to
00:38:32break the record.
00:38:33Oh my God.
00:38:34This is unreal.
00:38:36This is history.
00:38:39That is 18 changes.
00:38:41Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:43we have a new
00:38:43world record
00:38:44and possibly
00:38:45a new master
00:38:46of magic.
00:38:48I can't believe
00:38:49she just did that.
00:38:50I've never seen
00:38:51anything like it.
00:38:52The concentration,
00:38:53the skill needed
00:38:54to do something
00:38:55like that.
00:38:57She had to learn
00:38:58it from the master
00:38:58of magic.
00:38:59I wouldn't believe
00:39:00it if I hadn't
00:39:00just seen it
00:39:01with my own eyes.
00:39:02For a second there,
00:39:03I thought she'd
00:39:04actually figure out
00:39:04my technique.
00:39:05But no,
00:39:06she's a fraud
00:39:07like the rest.
00:39:08Sophie,
00:39:09you can beat
00:39:10that, right?
00:39:11I can only manage
00:39:12nine or ten changes
00:39:13but not 18.
00:39:17Well,
00:39:18are you even going
00:39:19to attempt to compete
00:39:20or do you just
00:39:22want to give me
00:39:22the theater now?
00:39:24No one can do that.
00:39:26We should just give up.
00:39:28Come on, Sophie.
00:39:28There has to be
00:39:29some chance.
00:39:30Okay, you don't know
00:39:31what you're talking about.
00:39:32I can't do that.
00:39:34No one can do that.
00:39:35You're just a dumb
00:39:36girl with money
00:39:37who tried to get
00:39:37into magic
00:39:38but you don't know
00:39:38anything about magic.
00:39:40Can you put that guy
00:39:41on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:43Are you going to come
00:39:43out here and embarrass
00:39:44yourselves or can I
00:39:46get ready for my
00:39:47first photo shoot
00:39:48as the new
00:39:50master of magic?
00:39:51Come on.
00:39:52One of you
00:39:53at least has to try.
00:39:54I can't lose
00:39:55this contract.
00:39:56I have children
00:39:57that are my
00:39:57responsibility
00:39:58and they will starve.
00:40:00Sophie?
00:40:02Eugene?
00:40:03Xavier?
00:40:05If I had my hand
00:40:06I would try
00:40:08but I don't even think
00:40:09I would stand a chance.
00:40:11Well, well.
00:40:12Looks like I won.
00:40:14Sir,
00:40:16are you hiring?
00:40:19Really?
00:40:19You're going to betray
00:40:20your boss right in front
00:40:21of him?
00:40:22Might as well.
00:40:23We can't go down
00:40:24with a sinking ship
00:40:25of losers.
00:40:25Sorry, Samuel.
00:40:26You should have put
00:40:27your faith
00:40:27in a stupid girl
00:40:28who doesn't understand
00:40:29the first thing
00:40:29about magic.
00:40:30It's over.
00:40:31The theater is mine.
00:40:35I failed them.
00:40:37I failed the orphanage.
00:40:41Might as well
00:40:41go with them, Daniel.
00:40:44Hey, what?
00:40:45Where are you going?
00:40:48What is he doing?
00:40:51We still have a shot.
00:40:53I'm going to take it.
00:40:54Daniel, stop.
00:40:55You can't just go out
00:40:56there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:57I won't let you.
00:40:57Marie, do you trust me?
00:41:03And with the Kensington team
00:41:05giving up,
00:41:06the winners are...
00:41:07Wait.
00:41:11The Kensington team
00:41:12sold us to do
00:41:13their quick change act.
00:41:15That's adorable.
00:41:17Do you even know
00:41:18what a quick change act
00:41:19is, prop boy?
00:41:21I'll manage.
00:41:22Really, Samuel?
00:41:23You're sending out
00:41:24the help again?
00:41:25This loser has no chance
00:41:27of beating Kate.
00:41:27Sir, we tried to warn him,
00:41:29but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:41:31Listen.
00:41:31This worker conned him
00:41:33just like he conned
00:41:34the judges in the last round.
00:41:35Hey, that's not true.
00:41:36The only reason why he's here
00:41:37is because Brie
00:41:38has a little crush on him.
00:41:39That's enough.
00:41:40Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:42The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:44is trying to save the show.
00:41:46That's really cute.
00:41:47I said that's enough.
00:41:49Daniel,
00:41:50are you ready?
00:41:53Your time starts
00:41:57now.
00:42:07We're waiting.
00:42:10Look at all these quick changes.
00:42:12He's going so fast,
00:42:13I can't keep track of them.
00:42:14What's he doing?
00:42:15He's trying to shine.
00:42:16He's trying to shine.
00:42:16Is he even doing magic?
00:42:17Hey, honey.
00:42:18It doesn't look like
00:42:20magic's your thing,
00:42:21but I'm always hiring
00:42:22boys to do my laundry.
00:42:24What are you doing, boy?
00:42:27Just trust him.
00:42:28He has it under control.
00:42:29Are you kidding me?
00:42:31If he has it under control,
00:42:32I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:42:34Hey, Brie,
00:42:35you might want to turn around
00:42:36for this one, okay?
00:42:38Your boyfriend is about
00:42:39to reveal himself
00:42:40for the fraud
00:42:40that he truly is.
00:42:42Okay, seriously,
00:42:42get off the stage.
00:42:43You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:46Yo, buddy,
00:42:47you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:48You're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:50Daniel,
00:42:50what are you doing?
00:42:51Are you happy?
00:42:52You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:53and wasted
00:42:54my precious time.
00:43:01Time.
00:43:03Time is a funny thing,
00:43:04isn't it?
00:43:05See, we always complain
00:43:06that time goes by too fast,
00:43:08but in moments like these,
00:43:10it's like time
00:43:12stand still.
00:43:16Your technique wasn't bad.
00:43:18It just wasn't
00:43:19the master of magic's technique.
00:43:24This is.
00:43:27What's he gonna do?
00:43:28He's right now.
00:43:33I'll blink.
00:43:43Congratulations.
00:43:44One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:47I win.
00:43:48But you can't call that
00:43:49a competition.
00:43:50What a waste of time.
00:43:51Sophie at least
00:43:51would have had a chance.
00:43:52Well, I think we know
00:43:53who won this contest.
00:43:56Are you sure about that?
00:43:58What?
00:44:15How did he do that?
00:44:2077, 78.
00:44:29Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:31we have 78 changes.
00:44:33Do you believe it?
00:44:34It's not possible.
00:44:35It's impossible.
00:44:38It's impossible for mere mortals,
00:44:41but not for the master of magic.
00:44:44Wait.
00:44:46Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:49The misdirect you used.
00:44:52Showmanship.
00:44:53The transformation
00:44:55on a massive scale.
00:44:57Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:58you have just witnessed
00:44:59the return of a legend.
00:45:01Because this man
00:45:02is the master of magic.
00:45:11I knew it.
00:45:12I knew it.
00:45:14Oh, God.
00:45:17I just made an ass of myself
00:45:19in front of the real
00:45:21master of magic.
00:45:22Without question,
00:45:24I believe I speak
00:45:25for all three judges
00:45:26to declare that
00:45:27Daniel is the winner
00:45:28of this competition.
00:45:30Ladies and gentlemen,
00:45:31you heard it.
00:45:32Daniel wins the competition!
00:45:36Daniel!
00:45:37Daniel!
00:45:38Daniel!
00:45:39Daniel!
00:45:40Daniel!
00:45:41Daniel!
00:45:42Daniel!
00:45:43Daniel!
00:45:44Please.
00:45:45Please forgive me.
00:45:46I was just so inspired
00:45:47by your example growing up
00:45:48that I feel as if
00:45:50you've been with me
00:45:50every step of the way.
00:45:51How dare you lie to me?
00:45:53You swore to me
00:45:54you learned everything from him.
00:45:55You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:57Get out of here!
00:46:02I've spent the last
00:46:03six years looking for you.
00:46:05I'd almost given up hope
00:46:06I'd ever find
00:46:07the master of magic.
00:46:08Because I know
00:46:09that before you
00:46:10were the master of magic
00:46:11you were a world-class
00:46:13cat burglar.
00:46:17Tonight,
00:46:18the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:46:20will have its biggest
00:46:20influx of cash
00:46:21in over a year.
00:46:22I'm pulling together
00:46:23an organization
00:46:24to take it.
00:46:25I'm talking hundreds
00:46:26of millions of dollars.
00:46:29You'd make more
00:46:30in one night
00:46:30than a lifetime
00:46:31performing on this stage.
00:46:33Here.
00:46:35Down payment
00:46:36to show you
00:46:36I'm serious.
00:46:38So what do you say?
00:46:40Ready to make
00:46:41some real money.
00:46:44I won both rounds
00:46:45at the competition,
00:46:46didn't I?
00:46:47Well, yes.
00:46:50Then Mr. Kensington
00:46:51gets to keep his theater.
00:46:52That was the deal.
00:46:54Right.
00:46:55Of course.
00:46:56But what do you think
00:46:57of my offer?
00:46:59What do I think
00:46:59of your offer?
00:47:06Now, why don't you
00:47:07get out of here
00:47:08before I conjure
00:47:09a horse out of your ass?
00:47:10Yeah!
00:47:13That was so good!
00:47:18Wow!
00:47:19Everybody,
00:47:20give it up
00:47:21for the master
00:47:22of magic!
00:47:23Wow!
00:47:26You know, Daniel,
00:47:28when I first saw you,
00:47:29I knew that
00:47:30you were special.
00:47:31Yeah, of course.
00:47:32I mean,
00:47:33even an idiot
00:47:33could see
00:47:34that he was
00:47:35the master of magic.
00:47:36And honestly,
00:47:38I just feel
00:47:39so honored
00:47:40to be standing
00:47:42in the same room
00:47:42as you right now.
00:47:44Wow!
00:47:46You guys are acting
00:47:47like you had his back
00:47:48this whole time.
00:47:49After all the abuse
00:47:50you heaped on him
00:47:51earlier?
00:47:51No, we were just
00:47:53joking!
00:47:55Right?
00:47:56Guys?
00:47:57You're gonna stay
00:47:58with us.
00:47:59Right, Daniel?
00:48:00Yeah, of course
00:48:01he's gonna stay
00:48:02with us.
00:48:03We were just,
00:48:03you know,
00:48:04giving him some love.
00:48:05Yeah!
00:48:06The three of you,
00:48:07your actions
00:48:08were a disgrace.
00:48:10Disrespecting
00:48:11the greatest
00:48:11magician of all time.
00:48:15I think Daniel
00:48:16should decide
00:48:16what your punishment
00:48:17is.
00:48:18Punishment?
00:48:19Punishment is a
00:48:19very strong word.
00:48:20No, we don't.
00:48:21First of all.
00:48:21I don't like that.
00:48:22You know.
00:48:24I do think
00:48:26maybe a little
00:48:27public humiliation
00:48:29will do you
00:48:30three some good.
00:48:36I know, I see it!
00:48:38That's the most
00:48:38embarrassing thing
00:48:39I've ever seen!
00:48:40Disgusting!
00:48:50So, you're really him.
00:48:54Master of magic.
00:48:56I don't feel
00:48:57I am worthy
00:48:58to be on the same
00:48:59stage as you.
00:49:00If you want to stay,
00:49:03I gladly open for you
00:49:05and give you
00:49:06the marquee performance.
00:49:07but whether you
00:49:09stay or leave,
00:49:11it's completely
00:49:13your decision.
00:49:15So, what do you say?
00:49:18If you knew
00:49:19how I'd let Eric die,
00:49:20you'd hate me.
00:49:23I'm not the
00:49:24master of magic.
00:49:26That may be true,
00:49:28but nobody else
00:49:30could ever do
00:49:31what you did up here.
00:49:36Daniel!
00:49:38Daniel!
00:49:40Daniel!
00:49:41Daniel!
00:49:42Daniel!
00:49:44Daniel!
00:49:44Daniel!
00:49:45Daniel!
00:49:46That bracelet.
00:49:48Could Daniel
00:49:49be Eric's brother?
00:50:01Hey!
00:50:03All this time
00:50:04and I didn't
00:50:05recognize you.
00:50:06Daniel Angier.
00:50:08But you're still
00:50:08the same.
00:50:09The older brother
00:50:10looking out
00:50:11for the smaller kid.
00:50:12Anytime Eric got hurt,
00:50:14he'd come running.
00:50:17I want him out
00:50:18at the most.
00:50:19I let him down.
00:50:24Eric knew
00:50:25what he was doing.
00:50:27And he was
00:50:28so proud of you.
00:50:29The only time
00:50:30you let him down
00:50:32was when you
00:50:32stopped being
00:50:33the master of magic.
00:50:35What?
00:50:36Eric believed
00:50:37in you.
00:50:38In your gifts.
00:50:40Don't let your guilt
00:50:41take that away.
00:50:42You're still
00:50:43the master of magic.
00:50:45You just have
00:50:46to claim it.
00:50:53Where'd he go?
00:50:54Daniel!
00:50:55Daniel!
00:50:55We won an interview!
00:50:56In here.
00:51:08I could have sworn
00:51:08he went this way.
00:51:09You have to be
00:51:09here somewhere.
00:51:18You're friends.
00:51:20Ah, well that sounds
00:51:22awful.
00:51:23Yes, sir!
00:51:38Yes, sir!
00:51:59You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:52:06Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:52:10So.
00:52:11Are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:52:29This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:52:32Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:49What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:52Good business.
00:52:53That's what happened.
00:53:01This is Barry Carnegie.
00:53:03He owns the orphanage.
00:53:05You're supposed to be in jail.
00:53:06Ah, so you recognize me.
00:53:09Silly boy.
00:53:10Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:53:13I was out in two years.
00:53:15And I've already taken back my casino.
00:53:17As well as this place.
00:53:19It's mine.
00:53:20I bought it.
00:53:21And I've been using it for child labor.
00:53:23To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:53:25And funnel it into my casino.
00:53:27You're a monster.
00:53:29If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:33Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:38See this watch?
00:53:39This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:41So, you either give me the money for the orphanage or you get the fuck out.
00:53:47I'm gonna get it.
00:53:48Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:52Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:54Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:58But you can't be serious.
00:54:01What about the children?
00:54:03Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:54:06Are we gonna lose our home?
00:54:08Yeah, you are.
00:54:10But, listen.
00:54:13You can stay in my hotel.
00:54:15Ten grand a night.
00:54:16You got that kind of money, kid?
00:54:20I didn't think so.
00:54:23Miss God.
00:54:25Pay your once millions for this place.
00:54:28I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:34You'll have your money.
00:54:36Oh, yeah?
00:54:39Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:41Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:46I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:50I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:13I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:55:15And save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:55:20Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:55:24The top burglars in the world.
00:55:27Lily.
00:55:28System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:33Alisa.
00:55:34Who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault.
00:55:37Three times.
00:55:39Anna Vita.
00:55:40Who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:44They're good.
00:55:46Almost as good as me.
00:55:48Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:59So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:56:06Hmm.
00:56:09I'm just who you think you are.
00:56:10Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:56:12And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:56:15Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:56:18And then, snip his manhood off.
00:56:21We don't need a knife.
00:56:23I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:56:28Ladies.
00:56:29Please.
00:56:30Let's make a deal.
00:56:36See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:39If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:49How did he do that?
00:56:51Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:54He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:56Give us a moment.
00:57:00There's nobody here.
00:57:02Maybe he could be our father.
00:57:04I like it.
00:57:05He's clearly in all the reasons.
00:57:07It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:57:09We could double cross him.
00:57:10Easy.
00:57:13All right.
00:57:14We'll let you help us.
00:57:15And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:57:18But you have to prove yourself first.
00:57:24I'm listening.
00:57:27You see that cart of a deader boy?
00:57:29Clear it out.
00:57:31Bring us the chips.
00:57:32You have five minutes.
00:57:34Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:37Look at him.
00:57:39This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:42First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:44And you got that.
00:57:45A key.
00:57:46And then...
00:57:49Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:50Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:53You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:58:04He is stupider than I thought.
00:58:06He's going in the wrong direction.
00:58:07Completely unaware of his environment.
00:58:10Hopeless.
00:58:10This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:58:12Let's just get rid of him.
00:58:16Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:58:18Oh, I am so nervous.
00:58:20I need a drink of water.
00:58:22He's only going through slowest, though.
00:58:24Look at him.
00:58:29Oh!
00:58:29Are you serious?
00:58:30She's done.
00:58:31I'm so sorry.
00:58:32And then you can't watch the step?
00:58:33I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:35I am so sorry.
00:58:35Here, let me just...
00:58:36Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:38No, no.
00:58:38Get off of me, man.
00:58:39Piece of garbage.
00:58:40Sorry.
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:41Garbage.
00:58:42Just...
00:58:43He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:46He could grab the key.
00:58:47He's miserable failure.
00:58:49I have seen enough.
00:58:55You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:57Like the same thief you are.
00:59:00Now you can go.
00:59:01You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:59:05Best in the world, huh?
00:59:08Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:59:22Impossible.
00:59:23He never even opens a chip card.
00:59:25Who is this guy?
00:59:27Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:30How...
00:59:30How did he do that?
00:59:33Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:35Ladies?
00:59:37Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:39No one is that girl.
00:59:42He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:45That makes sense.
00:59:46He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:48If he's clearly an amateur, which is good, you wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:52He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:56All right.
00:59:57They'll let you help us.
00:59:58But don't get in our way.
01:00:03Deal.
01:00:05Okay.
01:00:06Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
01:00:08Cuatro, cinco, seis.
01:00:10I count six guards at the vault.
01:00:12All six Slovakian mercenaries sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
01:00:18This is child's play.
01:00:20It's easier than roping a legless mule.
01:00:22It's time for a distraction.
01:00:25When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:30Your plan is broken.
01:00:34What did you just say?
01:00:36I said your plan is broken.
01:00:38Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:41Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:45And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:55That's what I thought.
01:00:56Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:01:00Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:01:03Look, idiot.
01:01:05Watch her sway.
01:01:09It is already starting to hurt.
01:01:21Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:01:25She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:28And before then, the hitler's monocle.
01:01:31So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:34You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:39Oh, my God.
01:01:40You smell that?
01:01:42Oh, my God.
01:01:45Oh, my God.
01:01:49God.
01:01:49Oh, that scent.
01:01:50I can't, it is east.
01:01:51Halt!
01:01:53Halt!
01:01:55Get back to your post.
01:01:56What are you doing?
01:01:58Damn it.
01:01:59The perfume does not work on Vimit.
01:02:01It's fine.
01:02:02I almost got them away from the vault.
01:02:04And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:02:07They do not have time.
01:02:09We need a new distraction now.
01:02:15What's in him?
01:02:16When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch.
01:02:18We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:02:22You go.
01:02:26Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:26These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:29I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:31Exactly.
01:02:32He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:02:36This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:40I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:47Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:50He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:53Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:55Realizing it looks too good for him.
01:03:00Is he going to gamble now?
01:03:01Is he serious?
01:03:03My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:03:06It's hard to let go.
01:03:08It's hard to save the orphans.
01:03:10I'd do anything.
01:03:12He's not even using Zindra's loot machines.
01:03:14He's gambling with the old ones.
01:03:16How is this going to be a distraction?
01:03:17Huh?
01:03:18How?
01:03:20This is ridiculous.
01:03:21We have to go in.
01:03:22He can't even distract the guards.
01:03:24He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:26My bedroom is ready.
01:03:26I'm going back.
01:03:27No, wait.
01:03:31I'm going to see him fail.
01:03:33Then, he forgot.
01:03:46No way.
01:03:51Oh, my gosh.
01:03:53Amazing.
01:03:54On your first try?
01:03:56Jackpot?
01:03:57How did he do that?
01:03:58Oh, my goodness.
01:03:59He probably just got lucky.
01:04:00That's not the real distraction.
01:04:14The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:24Code 11.
01:04:25All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:27That's impossible!
01:04:29Why ain't Sam Hilders happy?
01:04:30Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:32Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:39No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:41Right.
01:04:42When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:46He's going in the vault.
01:04:47He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:50Huh?
01:04:55The same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:05:02Trying to go in without us?
01:05:04Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:05:07cross us.
01:05:08Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:05:14Hot blazes!
01:05:15Ladies, how did that happen?
01:05:23You were going to pay for that!
01:05:24Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:26And I couldn't double cross you if I tried.
01:05:31That's right, we're too good.
01:05:33We are professionals.
01:05:34You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic things puts him in our league.
01:05:37Oh, whatever.
01:05:38Step aside.
01:05:39We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:41It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:47Alyssa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:50She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all
01:05:55in one week.
01:05:56Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:57Just as I thought.
01:05:59Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:06:04No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:06:07Yeah, me.
01:06:09Fortunately, that one thief lost me six years ago.
01:06:16Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:26One down.
01:06:28Three to go.
01:06:33Intruder alert.
01:06:35False entry detected.
01:06:36Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:39Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:41We have to make it stop.
01:06:42Just give me a minute.
01:06:43We don't have a minute.
01:06:44How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:45Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:48Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:50Eleven.
01:06:50Well, I'm just saying you've taught us before, so...
01:06:53She ain't no problem.
01:06:54Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy!
01:06:58Five.
01:06:59Four.
01:07:00Three.
01:07:01Two.
01:07:04Three.
01:07:05Two.
01:07:08Intruder alert cancelled.
01:07:11Got it!
01:07:13Sure you did.
01:07:14How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:07:20You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:22Like I did.
01:07:24Uh, give me another second.
01:07:26Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:28Hold on.
01:07:29I'll give it a shot.
01:07:31You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:33I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:37Stop distracting her.
01:07:38This is a job for the pros.
01:07:39Alisa, you got this.
01:07:40No, she doesn't.
01:07:42What are you talking about?
01:07:43She won't get it open.
01:07:44The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:46You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:48You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:55Hmm.
01:07:56Got it.
01:07:58She won't get it open.
01:07:59Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:08:04What is it?
01:08:06What's wrong?
01:08:08It's hollow.
01:08:10The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:08:13Look, the guard's almost here.
01:08:14I can help.
01:08:15My idiot, I almost found it.
01:08:17Alisa.
01:08:19What?
01:08:21Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:23And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:28the casino.
01:08:32Hold yours.
01:08:33Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:35Don't worry.
01:08:37We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:44What the hell are you doing?
01:08:46Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:49He's drunk.
01:08:50He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:52We're just seeing it now.
01:08:53Well, if he'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:57All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:09:02Thumbs up.
01:09:03Tickle him.
01:09:07Now for the magic words.
01:09:11Open sesame.
01:09:21How the hell?
01:09:23Impossible.
01:09:24Who are you?
01:09:25Are we in overhead?
01:09:27Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:37What the fuck?
01:09:41God damn.
01:09:43There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:45I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:48I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kispy and see?
01:10:00Bingo.
01:10:03Just what do you think you're doing?
01:10:06Just taking my share.
01:10:09You think you are so smart.
01:10:12Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of your visa money?
01:10:17We played you the entire time.
01:10:19And you didn't even notice.
01:10:21You see those cameras?
01:10:23They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:25Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:29All of us.
01:10:31Except for you.
01:10:32You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:34You were just our folly.
01:10:36That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:39Enjoy prison.
01:10:41Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:44It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:49Whoa.
01:10:50This is more than I even thought.
01:10:53Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:56Come on, ladies.
01:10:57We can't stand around.
01:10:58Pack up.
01:10:59Who's this?
01:11:01Oh, no one.
01:11:02A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:11:06We had him take the fall.
01:11:07He was easy.
01:11:08Almost a little too easy.
01:11:09It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:11:12Sorry, buddy.
01:11:14But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:11:16I'll remember that next time.
01:11:20Wait.
01:11:21Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:23Who?
01:11:25Who are you?
01:11:28You know exactly who I am.
01:11:32You stupid broads!
01:11:34Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:36A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:37Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:39He is a nobody.
01:11:40He's not a nobody.
01:11:42Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:44He's just our patsy.
01:11:46We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:48He wasn't in your web.
01:11:49You were in his.
01:11:51You fools!
01:11:53Please.
01:11:54Please don't do this.
01:11:55Let us go.
01:11:56Relax, Richard.
01:11:58I can do anything crazy like...
01:12:00reactivate the alarms.
01:12:02Oh, thank you.
01:12:04Because I already have.
01:12:08What?
01:12:13What kind of idiots are you?
01:12:16And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:12:18You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:20Steal my stash?
01:12:22No.
01:12:23Not here.
01:12:24Not on my turf.
01:12:27Oh, Jesus.
01:12:29The three links, huh?
01:12:31KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:35The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:38My pink ass.
01:12:40Oh, God.
01:12:41And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:43The geriatric huckster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:46Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:52And you.
01:12:54That mask.
01:12:57I know you.
01:12:59You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:13:03Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:13:06But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:13:10I put him down like a dog.
01:13:12I should have put you down that night, too.
01:13:16Tell you what.
01:13:17We're going to finish that job right now.
01:13:25Well, I knew it.
01:13:27You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:35That's not my blood.
01:13:42You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:46And you know why he didn't?
01:13:49He blinked.
01:13:50Get him!
01:13:53Sweet.
01:13:54You guys brought flowers.
01:14:18That's enough.
01:14:28How did you do that?
01:14:30I smelled like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:34What the hell happened?
01:14:35Why am I tied up?
01:14:37Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:40Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:43I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:46Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:48You're the thief.
01:14:49You're stealing from me.
01:14:51It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:57Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:15:00Because who the hell are you?
01:15:05I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:15:09No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:11No!
01:15:12No!
01:15:12No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:13No!
01:15:14No!
01:15:16No!
01:15:25We did it, Eric.
01:15:26Untraceable Bitcoin, cryptocurrency.
01:15:29Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:33We did it.
01:15:40And the kids just love all the colors of the stained glass windows.
01:15:45And the library.
01:15:47We get brand new books every day.
01:15:51I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:55You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:59Hi!
01:16:00Hi!
01:16:01Hi!
01:16:01Hi!
01:16:01Mommy!
01:16:01Daddy!
01:16:02Let's get ice cream for the show!
01:16:04Yeah!
01:16:04Ice cream!
01:16:05You read my mind.
01:16:06You're like a little magician.
01:16:08Okay.
01:16:09I guess we'll see you next week.
01:16:10Always looking forward to it.
01:16:11Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:19Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:26The one.
01:16:28The one.
01:16:29The one.
01:16:30Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:36Charity Angier!
01:16:37The Iron Man is a great brand new to theiiice California .
01:16:56And she's a fun man named Jay Buckley who wants to visit им with the host of New York City
01:16:57and to save the Americananovicaryn.
01:16:57And never forget to join us always.
01:16:57Keep your heart out on your everyday morale, and wherever you want to get in touch.
01:16:57Fake firestorms of and crazy.
01:17:02Hotspur High School off, whose story isама particularly dedicated to New York City since25,
01:17:03Hog leaning down at the validity of this musstine season?
01:17:05We'll see you next time.
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