00:00It's time for another blind ranking, alright gentlemen?
00:06And today, it's the top 10 worst fan bases in sports.
00:10Oh boy.
00:11Jackson, come on in here.
00:14Ken, Ted, I'm going to give you a team and you're going to blindly put them in the top 10,
00:19alright?
00:19Okay.
00:20Okay, so these are, now, if I miss any, I just, I use my judgment and I thought what I
00:26would believe were the 10 worst.
00:2710 worst. Any sport?
00:28Jackson, here you go.
00:29Oh, the four major sports?
00:30The four major sports.
00:32I was just going to put SEC fans, but I didn't do that.
00:37Alright.
00:38Blind ranking. We'll start with you, Ken.
00:40Okay.
00:41The Miami Heat.
00:42Oh yeah, they got to be on the list.
00:44Fair weather fans, not there for the start of the third quarter.
00:49Definite bandwagon.
00:52They're bad fans because they're fair weather.
00:53Yeah, very fair weather.
00:55Heat culture.
00:55I would go four.
00:57Four.
00:57Heat or high.
00:58Alright.
00:59That's not bad.
01:00Number four.
01:01Alright.
01:01And the worst fan base in sports, blind ranking.
01:04Ted, the Philadelphia Eagles.
01:06Oh.
01:07For me, they're, I mean, this is easy.
01:09It's not even close.
01:10They're number one.
01:11Number one.
01:13They did throw batteries at Santa Claus.
01:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15No, but they got a prison for a reason.
01:17You know, the Super Bowl we played in 2005 down in Jacksonville, played the Eagles.
01:22You know, stories of Philly fans, you know, after they take a leak, they wipe their hands
01:28on the jerseys of some of the Patriots families, right?
01:31So, you know, doing that kind of stuff.
01:34Just so you hear that.
01:35It's like, come on, man.
01:36Philly fans are the absolute worst, in my opinion.
01:38All right.
01:39So, we have someone at number one.
01:40They threw batteries at Santa Claus.
01:41Yes, they did, which is just the worst.
01:43Number one is the Eagles.
01:44You got number four, the Miami Heat.
01:46Blind ranking.
01:47Ken, the Dallas Cowboys.
01:48Yeah, very high.
01:49Ah, boy.
01:51Oof.
01:51Is three open?
01:52Yeah, three.
01:52I think Dallas is right up there.
01:54Wow, okay.
01:55We're filling up the top of the list here.
01:56I mean, America's team, nonsense.
01:58They could make a run for one.
01:59Yeah, they could.
02:00I'm going to leave two open for something for you, Ted.
02:02All right, Ted.
02:03The Los Angeles Lakers.
02:05Oh, Laker fans, please.
02:08They're soft.
02:09Soft is soft, soft, soft.
02:11I'm going to say, I think they're down the ladder.
02:16I don't find them to be all that compelling.
02:19I'm going to say nine.
02:20Nine, okay.
02:21They're not even compelling.
02:22Even though they're total posers?
02:23Yeah, total posers.
02:24Okay, all right.
02:25Number nine.
02:25So you've got nine right now with the Los Angeles Lakers.
02:28Oh, there it is.
02:29Jackson's blocking you on the camera when he's not right.
02:33You got the Heat at four.
02:34You got the Dallas Cowboys at three.
02:35The Eagles at number one.
02:37Okay, Ken.
02:38Yeah.
02:39The Toronto Maple Leafs.
02:41Again, kind of comical.
02:42Maple Leafs square.
02:43And you've got to feel bad for them a little bit.
02:46I wouldn't put them too high, but they're notable.
02:48I'd come at seven.
02:49Put them at seven.
02:50All right.
02:52You would go higher.
02:52I would go higher.
02:54I mean, they do it once.
02:55It's 42.
02:55It's a little bit of sympathy.
02:57Dude, they called the cops on a, didn't they call 911?
03:00That was Montreal.
03:01They called it on Chara.
03:02You got Montreal on there?
03:03Do I got Montreal?
03:04Next one up.
03:05Montreal Canadiens.
03:07Montreal.
03:08Number two.
03:09Two.
03:10Number two.
03:11Montreal.
03:11That's all they got to say.
03:13Wow.
03:13This is the blind ranking.
03:14They called the cops.
03:15They called the cops.
03:16They did.
03:17My wife's going to be very angry at you.
03:17Come on, man.
03:18They're awful.
03:19I mean, at least things have calmed down a little bit, but you never forget that.
03:23You never forget that.
03:24All right.
03:24Next up.
03:25The blind ranking.
03:26One through four are taken up already.
03:29The New York Jets.
03:31Ken.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Well.
03:32Fireman Ed's kind of poser.
03:35Yeah.
03:36He's lovable in a certain way, but six.
03:39I would go six.
03:39Okay.
03:40We go number six.
03:41All right.
03:42Left on the list is, I believe, Jackson.
03:44Am I moving out of the way for a second?
03:45Let me see what we got.
03:46We got eight and ten still and five.
03:48Okay.
03:50Ted.
03:52The New York Yankees.
03:53Oh.
03:55I mean, this is easy, right?
03:57Number five.
03:58Okay.
03:58All right.
03:59For the New York Yankees.
04:00They're the worst, man.
04:00Just for Billy Crystal alone, thinking he's a member of the team.
04:03You could put all the New York teams one through five, six.
04:05Probably so.
04:06Maybe.
04:07And they're kind of taking over Fenway, too, sometimes.
04:10All right.
04:11So, we got two spots left.
04:12Number ten and number eight.
04:14Ken, the Kansas City Chiefs.
04:17I respect the Chiefs fans.
04:19I would put them at ten.
04:19I mean, it's a great pregame out there.
04:21I've been to a couple games at Arrowhead.
04:23Great tailgate.
04:24Now, are they cocky?
04:25Yes.
04:26Do you hate Travis Kelsey?
04:27Do you not respect Andy Reid and his family?
04:29Yes.
04:30But they're good.
04:30And I think they're a legit fan base.
04:32All right.
04:32So, those go at number ten?
04:35I think that's where they deserve to be.
04:37So, the only one left is number eight.
04:39And, unfortunately, that's the New York Knicks, my friend.
04:41Oh, wow.
04:42Oh!
04:43They should be higher.
04:44They should be absolutely higher.
04:46Yeah, we ruined this.
04:47So, in the blind ranking of the worst fan bases in sports, it goes at number ten.
04:52The Chiefs, number nine.
04:53The Lakers, number eight.
04:54The New York Knicks, number seven.
04:56The Toronto Maple Leafs at six.
04:58The New York Jets, number five.
04:59The Yankees, number four.
05:01The Heat, number three.
05:02The Dallas Cowboys.
05:03Two, the Montreal Canadiens.
05:05And, number one, thanks to Ted, and definitely is a top threeer for me, Philadelphia Eagles.
05:12Congratulations.
05:13That is the worst fan base in sports.
05:14A couple of those you could consider.
05:15Dodgers fans, I think, are weak.
05:17Dodgers, they get in fights out in the parking lot.
05:20Absolutely.
05:21Now, would you put any—
05:22Raiders fans, Raiders.
05:23Let's be a little self-aware.
05:24Would you put any of the Boston teams or New England teams on that list?
05:29Not at all.
05:29That's the best sports city in the country.
05:30The only one that I would put up there is, I think, during the Brady era, Patriots fans
05:35got a little obnoxious.
05:36Well.
05:36Yeah, yeah.
05:37The league was about to get them.
05:38I think there was a little bit of entitlement to love.
05:41Like, I think there was a little they hate us because they ain't us that was out there.
05:45Also, of the four, green teamers get the accusation of being the most sensitive and unwilling to
05:51criticize their team or themselves.
05:53Yeah, but that—I don't think it makes them a bad fan base.
05:56Yeah.
05:56Like, I'm trying to think of, like, ones that are, like, completely obnoxious and cocky.
06:01Now, the Cubs could have made it.
06:02The Cubs could have been up there.
06:04The lovable losers.
06:06What about—do you respect Bills fans?
06:08Would you put Bills fans in any way?
06:09I love Bills fans.
06:10Okay.
06:10Love them.
06:10It's hard to hate Bills Mafia, man.
06:14Bills might be the best—
06:15They might be the best fan base in American sports.
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