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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:12God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:15It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23Okay.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Let's do this.
00:25Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:32you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38Okay?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41Okay?
00:42A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:49I was raped.
00:53Wow.
00:54Okay.
00:54Yeah, there's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:57Uh, it happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:05Uh, no, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:07And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
01:09Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:13Okay.
01:13I'm fine.
01:14Really.
01:14I'm okay.
01:15I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:22Uh, she helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with
01:34a guy.
01:35I mean, on my own, sure, fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:41Um, and, and things are going really well with Justin.
01:46He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um, and we all know what that means.
01:52I, I, I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I wanna be ready.
01:57So, I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05Uh.
02:06That I, I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:08So.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18Uh.
02:19Wow.
02:19Okay.
02:20Yeah.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:21Um, I'm kinda out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:27Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:33Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:44I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:55You know, it's just.
02:56It means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04Really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:18Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:19Not now.
03:21I have class.
03:22Uh.
03:24Um.
03:25Uh.
03:26Later?
03:27Tonight?
03:29Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet tuck.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet tuck.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure.
03:57Nay.
03:58My honor.
03:59To haze you.
04:00And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.
04:04Until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you were gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No.
04:18No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, uh, thanks y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:28Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece
04:33of fruit.
04:33Wait.
04:34What do you mean by that?
04:35Yo.
04:36Mmm.
04:37It's a good one.
04:37Yeah.
04:39Good luck, sweet tuck.
04:41Here's the part where you can run.
04:43No, okay.
04:44Come on.
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But, I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:02I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse-
05:07Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:10Uh, let's try.
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:15Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No, I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:32Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:36How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow.
05:41But it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:46It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:00Wow.
06:02That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream, because my childhood dog Rosie was there.
06:15But, but she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry.
06:26What?
06:28Okay.
06:29I just ended a two year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33Also, maybe not.
06:36No, I definitely did.
06:38Because I was there, and it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times are you going to do this to me?
06:42Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Ali's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:45You go through the same stages every time.
06:48First, surprise fight Ali, which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:52Then, eats her feelings Ali, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by raging diva Ali.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Ali has a, well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, late night phone call Ali, where you beg me to take you back.
07:08That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of ChapStick.
07:16Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:21And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:26So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
07:30Our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again,
07:39but you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and depression and ultimately take you back
07:45because I can't imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
07:59We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not going to call you.
08:12Okay.
08:16And I'm not at a chapstick.
08:20Yes you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:47Shit, what's wrong?
08:50G can't rock a measly 205 anymore?
08:52No, yeah, I'm, uh...
08:54Oh, thanks.
08:58I'm fucking with you, Graham.
09:00I know.
09:04Right.
09:15Okay, what's going on?
09:18Look, Dean, you're, uh...
09:20You're kind of, well...
09:24You've been with a good amount of women.
09:27I always knew this day would come.
09:29Well, Garrett, when a man and woman love each other very much...
09:31All right, target, forget it.
09:32Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.
09:33I'm listening.
09:37Is there something going on with Hannah?
09:40No.
09:41Uh...
09:42Not Hannah, someone else.
09:45She wants me to do this, uh...
09:47This thing.
09:49Do all of the things, bro.
09:51Do them all.
09:52It's just...
09:53It's kind of a big...
09:55Thing.
09:56It's really important to her.
09:58She's, like, trusting me.
09:59Gee, is Hannah a virgin?
10:01What?
10:02No.
10:03Dude, don't...
10:07Don't...
10:07Don't make this weird.
10:09I...
10:12This doesn't leave the weight room.
10:13We're not actually having this conversation.
10:17It's just that I, uh...
10:18I really want it to be good...
10:20For her.
10:21If it's her first time, she might not come.
10:23Not an option.
10:24She has to come.
10:25Respect.
10:26Well, there is one thing that helps make a girl come.
10:29The single most effective, highly recommended, enjoyed by all tool at your disposal.
10:36Trust.
10:38That's it.
10:39She's just got to feel completely safe.
10:41Like, completely relaxed.
10:43But consent is key.
10:44And she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe.
10:47So you just...
10:48You just got to figure out whatever makes this specific girl who is not Hannah.
10:52Feel safe.
10:53I'm just...
10:56Not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this...
10:59Well, if she asked you who she thinks you are.
11:02Which is fucking hard.
11:06Just don't skimp on the foreplay.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Talk in five play, six play.
11:12Yeah, got it.
11:13You know?
11:13Mm-hmm.
11:13Right?
11:14Thanks.
11:14Good talk, man.
11:15Great talk.
11:19Sorry.
11:19I was...
11:21Justin.
11:22Hi.
11:23Yeah.
11:23It's easier ways to get my attention.
11:25Sorry.
11:26Yeah, I was just on my phone.
11:28I'm taking the piss.
11:28Don't worry about it.
11:31My advisor really likes the song.
11:33Mostly.
11:34Okay.
11:34Yeah, mostly.
11:35Yeah.
11:35He has some notes.
11:36But it's getting there.
11:38Cool.
11:39You never replied to my text.
11:42Do you want to come over later and work on the song?
11:44Uh, definitely yes.
11:47But, uh, there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it.
11:52Um, rain check?
11:54Rain check.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
11:58Cool.
11:58Cool, cool.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Yeah, bye.
12:02I guess.
12:03Bye.
12:03Bye.
12:04Bye.
12:04Bye.
12:04Bye.
12:05Bye.
12:09Bye.
12:11Bye.
12:12Bye.
12:13Bye.
12:13Bye.
12:17Bye.
12:36Hey.
12:38Hey.
12:39Bye.
12:49Is that dress?
12:50Ollie's.
12:52Yeah.
12:55Um, we did say seven, right?
12:59Yeah.
13:02Uh, come on up.
13:12Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing, uh, literally anything else?
13:21Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:42Yeah.
13:43But not until you want me to.
14:05Uh, all clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so, are we gonna do it now?
14:25Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here.
14:32Why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Ew, that's awful.
14:40I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44I have people who say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:51Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
14:55Shhh.
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy, makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
15:19What is happening to me?
15:22The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:26Look.
15:28You're feeling it too.
15:31Oh.
15:35Okay.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:38That's terrible.
15:39I love it.
15:43Baby, baby, since first we met, I knew in this heart of mine, I want to tell you, the love
15:51we had, could not be bad, I paid it right, and bide my time.
15:57Yeah.
15:59Give me love like you.
16:07Now you tell me that you want to leave it.
16:10Baby.
16:41I'm there, I'm there, I'm there
16:41I'm there
17:12I'm there
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing, nothing
17:49I think we should stop
17:54I don't, I don't want to stop
17:56I can do this
17:57No, you don't have to
17:58But I want to
18:01Okay
18:04Fuck
18:09I'm sorry
18:10I'm sorry
18:11It's okay
18:13This is what happens
18:18I'm in it
18:19I'm having fun
18:20I feel good
18:24And then I just like zoom out
18:27I leave my body
18:31It's like I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going
18:34What is wrong with you?
18:38Nothing
18:41Nothing is wrong with you
18:44What if
18:45What if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken
18:54Wellesie
18:56You just don't trust me enough to fully let go
18:59And that's okay
19:00No, but I do trust you
19:03I wouldn't, I wouldn't be here if I didn't
19:05But nothing is more vulnerable than sex
19:10So
19:12If you're not there yet
19:15That sounds completely normal
19:19Wow, I thought that was surprisingly deep
19:26I do have another idea
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it
19:33Yeah, okay, sure
19:37Instead of
19:38Me giving you an orgasm
19:42Why don't you
19:43Give yourself one?
19:47That's not going to prove anything
19:48I do that all the time
19:49Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah
19:51Good
19:54Then
19:56Show me
20:10Show me
20:14And I'll show you
20:16I'll show you
20:17I'll show you
20:18I'll show you
20:20I'll show you
20:26I'll show you
20:27I'll show you
20:29I'll show you
20:30I'll show you
20:30I'll show you
20:31I'll show you
20:32I'll show you
20:33I'll show you
20:33I'll show you
20:34I'll show you
20:34I'll show you
20:35I'll show you
20:35I'll show you
20:36I'll show you
21:45Stay here.
21:47Stay with me.
22:25Oh my God, I did it.
22:34Thanks.
22:37No, no.
22:40I knew that was...
22:42Thanks.
22:55So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare?
23:04Who's drunk?
23:05Like the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone.
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:12Yikes.
23:13Yeah.
23:13Okay, well, I wish Allie luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Jackpot.
23:20Always count on Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Yum.
23:29All right, give me.
23:30Yeah, you want to just go with bacon on it?
23:31All right.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48Gotta say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:50Kind of doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock image.
23:55Hey, I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes, so...
24:04But actually, my mom used to, uh, play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.
24:09Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad...
24:16got too...
24:19intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28Is it just something my advisor said?
24:31Uh, I guess...
24:34Um, it makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:42That's badass.
24:44Yeah, it is badass.
24:51You know, I was thinking...
24:57Sorry.
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.
25:03Uh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah, yeah.
25:06I have, uh, a lot to do for the showcase and classes and...
25:10Yeah, uh...
25:12But, uh, thank you for your service.
25:15It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah, okay, um...
25:22I'll text you.
25:30I'll text you.
25:32So, Garrett made you cum.
25:33Yep.
25:34Then you're not freaking out.
25:35No?
25:36Uh, and you broke up with Sean.
25:38Yeah.
25:38Yeah, and you're not freaking out.
25:40No?
25:40Because if you were freaking out, I could break out the emergency stash of hot Cheetos.
25:45No.
25:45I can't let myself become Eats Her Feelings Allie.
25:48Because if I do that, I'll just keep backsliding through Raging Diva Allie, and then Complete and Total Breakdown Allie,
25:54and then next thing you know, I'll be Insurance Queen of Dorset Vermont Allie.
25:57God help us all.
25:58No, I promised myself.
26:00This has to be the last time.
26:02It has to stick.
26:03I'm actually doing pretty well so far.
26:05Like, I don't even really miss Sean.
26:09I believe you.
26:10Uh, even if you are wearing his sweatshirt.
26:14This isn't his sweatshirt.
26:16Um.
26:23Oh, my God!
26:24I am a woman possessed!
26:27Ann, you gotta help me.
26:29I lied.
26:30I already ate the Cheetos.
26:31I licked the back clean.
26:33Who is that?
26:33Who is that?
26:34Is it Garrett?
26:35Is it Justin?
26:35Like, please distract me with the sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life.
26:39Uh, it's Justin.
26:42So you're still into him?
26:44Of course I am.
26:45I worked out this whole orgasm problem so that I could be with him, didn't I?
26:49Well, yeah, but I don't know.
26:50I might be digmatized by Garrett.
26:53You're gonna be the first.
26:54Yeah.
26:56Okay, I'll admit it.
26:59The night was kind of perfect.
27:01Garrett made me feel really safe and a lot of really, really good other things, but doesn't
27:08magically turn him into someone else, you know?
27:10No, you gotta take him at face value.
27:12Right, exactly.
27:14And the guy can't get through a single conversation without someone trying to sext him.
27:18Which is fine, because I got the orgasm, which is what I wanted.
27:23It's just an arrangement between friends.
27:26Yeah, and this won't make your friendship weird at all.
27:29Well, we had a plan.
27:31The plan worked.
27:34There will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever.
27:36It was so weird.
27:38Yeah, well, girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup.
27:42Logan, this is Bernardo.
27:44Protect him with your life.
27:45Your life.
27:46Why do you care how the night ended anyway?
27:47Because he didn't want it to end.
27:50What?
27:50You guys have been talking about this all practice, and the answer seems pretty obvious.
27:58Hey, does Logan seem off to you guys today?
28:00What do you mean?
28:01I don't know.
28:02Bunch of missed passes, flub to goal, stuff like that.
28:04What?
28:04No, not you.
28:05Birdie.
28:06What do you mean?
28:07What's obvious?
28:07You're into her, dude.
28:08Fuck.
28:09I think you're right.
28:10Alright, he's all over the place.
28:11Shut up, Joe.
28:12I should tell her.
28:13Yep.
28:14Like today?
28:15Yep.
28:17Shit.
28:17He's going to drunk Shakespeare later.
28:19Sounds like you're going to drunk Shakespeare.
28:20Hey, Joe.
28:21Watch Bernardo.
28:22Who?
28:26Who's going to drunk Shakespeare?
28:27Anna.
28:28Bernardo.
28:28Amazing, I'm there.
28:30Hold this for Birdie.
28:33So why don't we go to drunk Shakespeare?
28:35We are not going anywhere.
28:37Birdie thinks I should tell Hannah how I feel about her.
28:40How do you feel about her?
28:42Finally.
28:43I'm telling you it's the right move, G.
28:45We all fuck with Rosie, and I think she's good for you.
28:49No!
28:50Bernardo, ow!
28:52Okay.
28:52We're going to drunk Shakespeare.
29:03Okay, dramatic entrance.
29:05Whatever.
29:06Seriously.
29:07What's your damage, Heather?
29:08Nothing, just a shitty practice.
29:10Really?
29:12That's it?
29:12Yeah, that's it.
29:15Garrett, he was just so busy talking about Hannah that we missed a bunch of passes and it just made
29:20me look bad.
29:21Ah, I see what's happening.
29:24This is about your dumb crush on Hannah.
29:26What?
29:28That's...
29:29I...
29:29I don't...
29:32Convincing.
29:33Don't bother.
29:34I saw the way you were staring at her at karaoke.
29:35This is so like you.
29:37You want things you can't have.
29:38No, I don't.
29:38You need a fucking wake-up call.
29:40Maybe Garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush, but you can't.
29:43You don't have a guaranteed deal with the Bruins.
29:45Jules, I get it.
29:46You've been passed over twice in the draft.
29:48Your chances of making it to the NHL are slimmer than Timmy Chalamet.
29:51And if you don't make it, it's you and Mom.
29:53At the garage.
29:55Forever.
29:55Forever.
29:57Is that what you want?
30:00No, it's not what I fucking want.
30:02I'm just saying.
30:04If you're going to chase an impossible dream, chase one that actually matters.
30:21This mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit.
30:26Oh, it's immersive.
30:27We're breaking down the aesthetic distance.
30:28Give me a fucking break.
30:29Whoa, babe.
30:30Maybe we've turned the corner into Raging Diva Alley.
30:33Oh, maybe you've turned the corner into Cuntsville.
30:36I'm so sorry.
30:37I didn't mean that.
30:38No, it's okay.
30:39It's your first show of Rire without Sean.
30:42Yeah, you just really used to help calm me down, you know?
30:44I'm kind of nervous.
30:46Yeah, maybe it is making me a little bit of a...
30:49Catherine!
30:49Don't touch a prop that's not yours!
30:55There's people on the bars.
30:57There's people on the motorways driving little people cars.
31:02There's people walking animals.
31:04Hey.
31:06You're here.
31:07What?
31:07You're kissing other people.
31:09What the hell is up for?
31:10Yeah, come on and see.
31:12What are you doing here?
31:14I'm glad you're here, but...
31:16Well, by recruiting me, I have to steal this from Taco.
31:18Spa!
31:19Oh, my God.
31:20It's all right.
31:21Are you kidding me?
31:22Hey, Wolsey.
31:23Hey.
31:24Jordan?
31:25Justin.
31:26Oh, right.
31:26Yeah.
31:27Yeah, sorry.
31:27My bad.
31:28That's all good, man.
31:29Uh, is Bo and Dean Drager here?
31:31Yeah, man.
31:32Well, you know Dean, he's persuasive.
31:35What about you, bro?
31:35Are you a big Shakespeare guy?
31:36Uh, not really.
31:38But, uh, Hannah told me she was coming.
31:40So, here I am.
31:42So, she did?
31:43She did.
31:45Looks like the show's starting.
31:48Yeah.
31:48Do you want to go to sit?
31:50Couch is free.
31:52Yeah, yeah.
31:53We should probably sit.
31:54Yeah.
31:55See you around, man.
31:56Yeah, brother.
32:12Come on, bitches.
32:14Let me hear you all scream for our gay show.
32:18A Midsummer Night's Scree!
32:26Now, virgins oft find drunk Shakespeare scary.
32:31If it's your first time, I'll pop your cherry.
32:34Now, there's only one rule, my sweet, gentle twinks.
32:37When an actor calls line, everyone drinks.
32:42I like that.
32:43I like that.
32:43Let's...
32:44So, that's great.
32:46What?
32:46What?
32:47What?
32:50You know, I'm so sorry, everyone.
32:52It seems that the actors that we're going to play, our four young lovers, have all been struck
32:58by, uh, terrible affliction.
33:01True love?
33:02No, gonorrhea.
33:04Oh!
33:07Oh!
33:08Oh!
33:08Oh!
33:09Oh!
33:10Oh!
33:22Oh!
33:22Oh!
33:24Oh!
33:25Oh!
33:29Oh!
33:30Oh!
33:31Oh!
33:33Oh!
33:33Oh!
33:34Oh!
33:34Oh!
33:35Oh!
33:38Oh!
33:38Oh!
33:39Oh!
33:40Oh!
33:42Oh!
33:43Oh!
33:43Oh!
33:44Oh!
33:45Oh!
33:45Oh!
33:46Oh!
33:46Oh!
33:46Oh!
33:46Oh!
33:46Oh!
33:47Oh!
33:48Oh!
33:48Come here, pookie.
33:50That's okay.
33:51No, I'm all right.
33:51You're all right.
33:53Come on, G. Yeah!
33:54All right, all right.
33:56Yeah!
34:02Okay, now we just need a Helena.
34:05She's a real messy bitch
34:06who wants to get in Demetrius' pants.
34:10Can anyone relate?
34:16Allow me.
34:18Not even gonna wait to be picked.
34:21That is messy.
34:22Let's hear it for our four young lovers!
34:25From the game, right?
34:27Hannah.
34:28Please, everyone knows the girl who locked down Garrett Graham.
34:31Uh, no, no, I didn't lock him.
34:33I mean, we're not locked.
34:35He is free to unlock anyone he wants.
34:39Some drama.
34:40All right, Hermia.
34:43Let's get you all caught up.
34:45All right, you're in love with Lysander.
34:48Yeah.
34:48Oh.
34:50But your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry Demetrius.
35:00What say you, Hermia?
35:01No.
35:04But daddy, I love him!
35:06Daddy, she wants him!
35:10I love him, you love me.
35:12Say that you love me.
35:16Go on and fall.
35:17Go on and fall.
35:18Now after this, we've got like 10 minutes of Root Mechanicals PS.
35:22So feel free to help yourselves to our wet bar.
35:27Okay.
35:31So your life is practice, class, repeat, and now also the theater.
35:36Can we seriously not do this right now?
35:39Do what?
35:39You're broadening your horizons.
35:42I think it's fun.
35:48Looks like Hannah's broadening her horizons, too.
35:53You know, you didn't have to mess with her like that.
35:55She's not my girlfriend.
35:57But you clearly want her to be.
35:59No, I don't.
36:00Please, you can deny it all you want, but I looked at you the same way for months.
36:08Kendall, about the way that I ended things, I was kind of a dick.
36:12Don't.
36:14Don't apologize to me just to make yourself feel better.
36:16I was just gonna say, you know, it sucks when you like someone and they don't like you back.
36:21It does.
36:22If I knew just how much it sucked,
36:27I probably would have done some things differently.
36:29So, I'm sorry.
36:32And really,
36:34will you accept my apology if I promise to keep feeling bad about it?
36:38I was having so much fun being a bitch.
36:42Fine.
36:43Yeah, okay, I accept.
36:48I don't know.
36:50I don't know.
36:51It's foul, but it's effective.
36:55I see that neighbor.
36:56This is to make an ass of me.
36:58What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
37:01I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
37:05Mine ear is much enamored of thy note,
37:08and so is mine eye enthralled to thy.
37:17To thy.
37:20Smile.
37:24And thy sweatshirt.
37:27And how surprisingly ripped thou art.
37:30And how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes
37:33because thou knowest I want both,
37:35even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now.
37:37And so what if thou favors missionary?
37:39Me thinks I could get on board with missionary.
37:41Oh, sweet bottom.
37:43Out to Vermont, do not desire to go.
37:46Please, do not desire to go.
37:48I don't know.
37:58Holy shit, she's incredible.
38:00Yeah, man, she really is.
38:05Line.
38:12Line.
38:17He said it.
38:18He said it.
38:19That's the word.
38:20We got it.
38:23Okay, I understand your confusion.
38:25This is what's happening here.
38:26I am fucked up, man.
38:28Line.
38:30It's not even your line.
38:32Excuse me, I'm thirsty.
38:34Okay, are these drama kids better than drinking?
38:36No, no, no, no.
38:37I get it, I get it.
38:37What's going on?
38:38I totally get it.
38:42Pyramus and Fisbee are us.
38:43Good song.
38:43Good.
38:44Hmm?
38:44Right?
38:44Well done.
38:45You see, Tuck?
38:47Tuck here.
38:51Welcome back, my lover.
38:57Oh, looks like you two had a good time.
39:00And it's about to get even better.
39:04I made this love potion special for the boys.
39:08It's a real knockout.
39:12And wouldn't you know it, when they came to, they only had eyes for Helena.
39:20Okay, loving this.
39:23But, fools and mortals, who will win fair Helena's hand?
39:29How is a bucks a maiden ever to decide?
39:32Oh.
39:33I know.
39:35How about a good old-fashioned dance-off?
39:40Which one of you wants to take the pole first?
39:44Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret, Garret.
39:53Get up there!
39:55What's up, honey?
39:57I just wanna have a kiss on Christmas and the performers when you get into the mix and
40:02you get the charm.
40:03Fuck the ass.
40:04Oh!
40:05Look at you!
40:06Look at you!
40:06Look at you!
40:07Look at that, man.
40:09I'm a man now.
40:10Think I feel bad.
40:11He was mad.
40:12Do what you like.
40:14You've been too nice.
40:15He didn't do right.
40:16That's too bad.
40:17I know.
40:18You are dying.
40:19You're trying to cash out.
40:20You and your friends are trying to latch out.
40:23And I'm not the one until I'm standing out.
40:26You know, I was thinking about asking you out.
40:30And the reason I didn't was because I thought you and Garret were serious, but...
40:35I guess you know?
40:40Nope.
40:41Definitely not serious.
40:43Cool.
40:45Look, I'm not normally into theater, but...
40:49I'm really glad I came.
40:52Yeah, you too.
40:54Yeah.
41:09If we shadows have offended...
41:12Think but this, and all is mended.
41:15That you have but slumbered here, while these visions did appear.
41:23Hey.
41:24Hey.
41:26That was some show you put on out there.
41:28Very boys gone wild.
41:30Thanks.
41:31Yeah.
41:31I, uh, bet you're happy about this second love potion.
41:35You and Justin back together?
41:36Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
41:41That's, that's Shakespeare.
41:42Yeah, I know.
41:43Sorry.
41:46Um, uh, actually, Justin said he wants to ask me out.
41:54Uh, congratulations.
41:55That's, uh, yeah, you did it.
42:03Yeah, yeah, uh, so I, I guess this means our deal is officially over?
42:15Right?
42:17Uh, yeah, right.
42:21Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
42:24And I got you the guy.
42:28Hey.
42:30I want to serve with that Fakotten call.
42:33Ready?
42:34Sure.
42:36Sweet.
42:36Mm-hmm.
43:17You're getting some good power, mate.
43:18the shot still going wide no as long as you keep in the rink remember eastwood freshman year yeah
43:26that wasn't on me all right birdie took the shot i just deflected off my stick
43:31and bragged steve i bought him a beer he's fine
43:36hey sir i couldn't make the shakespeare didn't
43:40yeah it's okay i'm not eating this much so you and hannah
43:50i don't know what i was thinking i don't have time for a girlfriend
43:57hey i'm sorry man i know you're really into it
44:05it's fine there's a plan in place for me team captain frozen four ruins all i gotta do is
44:14follow through it's a good plan people would kill to have that plan right exactly
44:22and it was just a distraction yeah i mean sometimes you don't get everything you want
44:36but you're garrett graham all right things are gonna work out for you okay they always do
44:47yeah well for you too man it's me and you on the bruins that's the dream right yeah that's the
44:52dream
44:56anyway i was gonna hit up my lungs if you wanted to join you look like you could use it
45:01that's all right that's all right i'm gonna stay sure sure yeah all right then see you later all right
45:46i know
45:49I said I wouldn't call
45:53And that's how Ellen, the difference between Billy Joe Armstrong and Haley Joel Osment
45:59Yeah, that's funny
46:04I'm really glad we got to spend some time together
46:07Outside of rehearsals
46:09Yeah, same
46:13I fucking love this song
46:17Why do you love it so much?
46:18Well, I mean, facade is the baseline
46:20And the way it interacts with the lead guitar
46:22No, I'm sorry
46:25I actually mean
46:27What does it make you feel?
46:29I mean, jealous I didn't write at first
46:33Why? What does it make you feel?
46:39Nothing
46:39I mean, they're not for everyone
46:43Yeah
46:46Hey, this
46:47This party's kind of dead, right?
46:50Do you want to come back to mine and
46:51Justin
46:52Let me guess
46:53Brain check?
46:58Not quite
47:15This is Garrett
47:15No phone's allowed on the ice
47:17So leave a message
47:39Now that I find you
47:41I can touch you
47:42I build my world around you
47:46I need you so
47:48Baby, even though
47:51You don't need me
47:53You don't need me
47:56Baby
47:59Now that I've found you
48:02I can let you go
48:03I build my world around you
48:07I need you so
48:08Baby, even though
48:11You don't need me
48:13You don't need me
48:18Baby, baby
48:19Since first we met
48:21I knew in this heart
48:25I knew in this heart of mine
48:26I knew in this heart of mine
48:28The love we had
48:30Could not be bad
48:32I played it right
48:33And I bide my time
48:38Spend a lifetime
48:40Looking for somebody
48:42To give me love like you
48:48Now you've told me
48:50That you wanna leave me
48:53Darling, I just can't let you
48:57Baby
48:59Baby
49:00Now that I've found you
49:03I can't let you go
49:05I build my world around you
49:08I need you so
49:10Baby, even though
49:12You don't need me
49:15You don't need me
49:46Baby
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