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00:20Do you know I'm all there?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25It beats me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:31Keep going.
01:07You make me nervous.
01:14What is that?
01:38You make me nervous.
01:43You make me nervous.
01:55You make me nervous.
01:58You make me nervous.
02:03You make me nervous.
02:05You make me nervous.
02:13You can do it.
02:15Yeah.
02:15I know.
02:16I know.
02:17I'm going to.
02:20I'm going to.
02:22You almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:27I can do it.
02:29I can do it.
02:30I can do it.
02:31I can do it.
02:33Can you?
02:37I can do it.
02:40I can do it.
03:09I can do it.
03:15I can do it.
03:16I can do it.
03:30I can do it.
03:37I can do it.
03:38I can do it.
03:38It's just douches.
03:38There he is.
03:40Okay, anyway.
03:41It's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute.
03:43But I got one.
03:44so I have to push cheatering until later?
03:47Five-ish?
03:47Sure.
03:49Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:58No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words
04:05that we have accomplished this key step in Project Loverboy
04:10and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:12Uh, excuse me, that's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm so nervous.
04:34You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit. Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:42Me.
04:45By the way,
04:47he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:50So,
04:52act like it.
04:56Thanks, Coach.
04:58Okay, gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20No!
05:21No!
05:21I win.
05:22Ian De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:26She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person.
05:29A girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Man, you sell a cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:34Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:37Ha!
05:38Zoe!
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live.
05:44Okay?
05:44This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean.
05:47Come on.
05:47Garrett's benched if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
05:49And your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s, carport, no keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DM'd my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:19Trust me.
06:20No amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:25No strings attached.
06:26Just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:31He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:35Jeez.
06:35No.
06:37Seriously, dude?
06:41Think he's coming back with that?
06:49I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have, it's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this phrase here.
07:17You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No, uh, maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25They're my attempt.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That, that, that might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:42Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song is about?
07:49Yeah.
07:49Yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here, like a guitar.
08:00Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:03Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry, but the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't
08:14see you, and the cello's like, hey, I see you, I'm into you, you know?
08:23Yeah.
08:25Yeah, I, um, I get what you're circling.
08:29Really?
08:29Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:34Mess around with it a bit?
08:35Uh, yes, please, of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:48It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, you think my life's about to change?
08:52Hence, Ergo, therefore.
08:53Do you remember my life changing?
08:54Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Sprague U theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago,
09:04and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11His agency has offices all over the place,
09:14so this could mean film and TV work in L.A.,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:19Everything.
09:21What happened to Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:32Vermont was your plan.
09:35Maybe I have different plans.
09:39It's just, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And can select.
09:56I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:01Okay, and what about fall and winter, spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd up for all this.
10:12Whoa.
10:13I didn't mean it like that, Allie, and then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:21Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You can just leave it on the porch.
10:42Or actually, you know, I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi.
10:47Thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my Blooperoo.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me, yeah.
11:05I love that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my Blooperoo six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually...
11:20I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things,
11:24doing handyman work, whatever I can get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Weldon's new widescreen TV for $25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for...
11:40Wait for it.
11:41Minimum wage.
11:42Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded.
11:47You know?
11:48Really good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:51I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door on the...
12:04On the left.
12:05I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Bye.
12:08Bye.
12:23Garret.
12:26Garret!
12:28I'm not sure how cherry pie is going to do to those...
12:31Oh, my God!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:40I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know, I plan these sessions for you,
12:43and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever,
12:47or sexting or...
12:48God, fuck!
12:50Actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:56Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe
13:01that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends
13:02would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:04The point is
13:06that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:09I was studying.
13:10Yeah, studying what exactly?
13:12Okay, no.
13:13Actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know,
13:17take my mind off of things,
13:18loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:20Please, stop.
13:20You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now,
13:23and you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:25Wait.
13:27Oh.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do.
13:32I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:36Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:45Okay, he believed that people needed
13:48to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:57I know my pretentious philosophers.
14:00Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat, study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14That's okay.
14:15Just give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:20Justin has some thoughts
14:23about the song.
14:26All right, well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard
14:29that explains everything, okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre
14:58actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section before the call
15:02and response, like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello, pain
15:10Sinking into the
15:13Yellow, yellow eyes
15:16Yellow, yellow
15:18And then your cello part?
15:22Yellow, yellow
15:32Something like that.
15:33You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um...
15:37Just gave it words.
15:39Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah.
15:42I do.
15:43I really, really do.
15:45I mean, I told you,
15:46and I'm just...
15:46I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Uh, shit, sorry.
15:55Do you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know when inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus
16:01with my phone in the air
16:02it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind
16:06or trees rustling
16:08or the ceramic clinking of Malone's.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:11Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:13And then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes.
16:16Usually, like, really deep in the mix
16:18and I'm trying to change things up.
16:20Ben Folds does it too
16:20and Sharon Van Etten...
16:22Like Billy Isis and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:25Like...
16:25Yeah.
16:28Let me, um, send you this file
16:30and we can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:36Right.
16:39Okay.
16:41Sick.
16:45Um, so, uh, let me actually just...
16:49Shit, it's, um, it's 7.30.
16:51I've got to...
16:52I've got to go.
16:55Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Okay, cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06Fuck.
17:12Fuck.
17:32What am I doing now?
17:35God, can I catch my breath?
17:38Not even for a second.
17:40She's some Santa in the woods.
17:43And I obsess.
17:46I slow dreams with the tension.
17:48Can you taste it on my lips?
17:51I'm so scared.
17:54But for a second,
17:56I don't feel insane.
17:59Come medicate me.
18:00I don't sleep at all, yeah.
18:02I've been counting sheep.
18:04I look perfect on the surface
18:06But I'm a nightmare underneath.
18:08I've got any good problems.
18:10I say things that I don't mean.
18:12Some people pay for therapy.
18:14I find it in the sheets.
18:26Hey, let me send you this file
18:27and we can riff on it.
18:30Uh, we could.
18:33Or...
18:34Or...
18:35Or...
18:35Or...
18:36Baby, don't make me spell it out for you
18:39All of the feelings that I've got for you
18:43Can't be between, but I can try for you
18:47Baby, don't make me spell it out for you
18:51You keep on asking me the same questions
18:54Why?
18:56I think I'm guessing all my intentions
18:59Should know by the way I use my compressions
19:03You got the answers to my confessions
19:07It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender
19:12And emotion, no sexual bender
19:16Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better
19:20There's nothing better
19:22There's just the way you make me feel
19:27There's just the way you make me feel
19:29Oh, I'm so good, so good, so fucking real
19:33Oh, I'm so good, so good, so fucking real
19:35There's just the way you make me feel
19:40There's just the way you make me feel
19:43What do you want, Wellesley?
19:48Wellesley
19:48Wellesley
19:51Sorry, yes? What?
19:52What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing
19:56I'm so screwed if I get them
19:58No, you're not
19:59You know everything on these cards
20:01I promise
20:03What if I forget or something, you know
20:05I've been told her
20:06It kind of intimidates the fuck out of me
20:08Okay, well
20:09Pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
20:11Coming at you
20:12Okay, what would you do?
20:15Skate away
20:17Hockey's easy
20:19Okay, well, if you forget
20:21Just look at me
20:23Okay, convince me
20:28Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard!
20:54Shit
20:55Shit
20:56Okay, Mr. Graham
20:58Your topic is
21:00Ghosting
21:01Would Kierkegaard argue
21:03Ghosting is moral or immoral
21:05And why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard
21:09Would argue that
21:10Ghosting
21:12Someone
21:13Is
21:14Immoral
21:15Uh, because
21:17It is
21:19Like, um
21:20You know, really wrong
21:22To do to somebody
21:24Morally
21:25I forgot this
21:31Uh, you know
21:32Ghosting
21:33Uh, you know, ghosting
21:34Might sound like no big deal
21:35But
21:36Kierkegaard would say
21:38Not only is it harmful
21:40To the victim
21:42It is
21:43An absolute abdication of selfhood
21:49While an objective truth
21:50Is supported by facts
21:52Kierkegaard believed that
21:54Kierkegaard believed that
21:54As individuals
21:55We have a shared moral responsibility
21:57To be honest
22:00Based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life
22:07Without an explanation
22:09Is basically like
22:10Discarding their humanity
22:12Ghosting is choosing
22:15Comfort over courage
22:16Despair over strength
22:18It is labeling
22:19Another human being
22:21As unworthy
22:21And as Kierkegaard himself said
22:24Once you label me
22:25You fucking negate me
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing
22:33Ha ha
22:37Ah!
22:39We did it
22:40A fucking B
22:41Plus
22:42Don't forget the plus
22:43B plus
22:43Yeah, you are officially
22:44A professional bullshitter
22:46Thanks to you
22:46Oh
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:52Um
22:53You can put me down now
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench
23:01Shit
23:01I think Justin saw me
23:07Uh, yeah
23:08He just waved at you, crazy
23:11He's walking away now
23:14What's going on?
23:15So embarrassing
23:18I think he's on my
23:19Justin Cole playlist
23:20You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse
23:23Are we talking like
23:25Songs that remind you of him
23:27Or
23:27His band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And
23:33Some solo stuff
23:35From high school
23:36Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole
23:38Hard
23:38That is the exact opposite
23:40Of everything we've been working on
23:42Okay, I know
23:45Oh my god
23:46He wants to know if I'm good
23:49What should I say?
23:50Am I good?
23:50Nope
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not gonna respond
23:53Say nothing
23:53What?
23:54Hey, fangirl
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy
23:58Ghost his ass
23:59Wait
23:59Didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument
24:02About how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade
24:06This is to get you the guy
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do
24:14Alright, well then you're stuck with me
24:16Because we've only finished half of the deal
24:17And, uh, oh shit
24:19Haven't I been completely right
24:21About everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable
24:24So
24:24You are not going to text Justin
24:27You are going to put your phone away
24:30And come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight
24:32Tonight
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No
24:34Okay, so you're coming
24:35To Malone's
24:35Yes
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this
24:38Garrett
24:38Hannah
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:41Hell yeah, I do
24:42So we're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham
24:45And the rest of the team
24:46And you
24:47If you're free
24:48Maybe
24:49Maybe
24:50Oh
24:54My slut top
24:56Take it
24:56From my boobs to yours
24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00You might stay in
25:01Stay in?
25:03Holly, you didn't even stay in last year
25:05When you sprained your ankle
25:05You bedazzled your boot
25:07Yeah
25:08Still a little
25:09Yeah
25:11What's going on?
25:12I told Sean I got an agent
25:14And he got all like
25:16But what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh yeah
25:19No, I got an agent
25:21Yay
25:21Oh my god
25:22You let me go on about my shit
25:24When you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything
25:27Every fucking thing
25:28No, yeah
25:29It like is everything
25:31Right?
25:33You're the best
25:35I love you
25:36I love you too
25:39Okay, screw him
25:41You're coming out with me
25:42And we're celebrating you
25:45I don't know
25:46It's karaoke night
25:47You really going to rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am
25:56Who I was meant to be
26:00And if you give a damn
26:04Take me, baby
26:06Or leave me
26:11She's really going at it
26:12The stage is her happy place
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please
26:17Save us from Adele Dazeem up there
26:21Who's in your bed?
26:23Who's in your bed?
26:27Well Z
26:28What you singing?
26:30Nothing
26:30Come on
26:31It's karaoke
26:31Yeah, well sober karaoke's no fun
26:34I'm sober too
26:34Game tomorrow
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know
26:37You guys will pull me up for something
26:39I'm good, thanks
26:41Alright
26:55You know, you don't have to be sober
26:58If you don't want to be
26:59Yeah, well I don't
27:00Drink it public
27:01No, I know
27:03But do you want to?
27:05Want to what?
27:07Drink
27:09I told Ali
27:10I will look after Ali
27:11She's a no-filter drunk
27:13Gotta rein her in
27:14I can handle it
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life
27:21I got you, Mosey
27:24Do you trust me?
27:27Yeah
27:28Yeah, I do
27:34Okay
27:34Okay
27:35I will have a drink
27:37A drink drink
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know
27:42Well that is a fun problem to solve
28:04I think we found you drink drink
28:06I think we found you drink drink
28:15I would love to be your nurse number two
28:16I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line
28:18John Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls
28:20I know he's the bad man
28:23I'm like, I get it
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28That's why they call it a dream
28:30But I do love him
28:31You know?
28:32And I know he loves me
28:34And
28:36Like
28:37We're supposed to be together
28:43God
28:43We've broken up
28:44And gotten back together so many times
28:46It's like
28:47Insane
28:48I mean that's gotta mean something, right?
28:50That we keep getting back together
28:54My mom always used to tell me
28:56Never give up on love
28:59Well that and love your body
29:01Which
29:01I do
29:02My mom said the same thing
29:04Oh my god
29:05Really?
29:07Wait
29:08Hold on
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:14Hang in there girl
29:26G-Lo
29:28Maverick
29:33I've got a boyfriend you know
29:34Yeah I know I heard
29:35Along with
29:36The rest of the ladies room
29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long though
29:39Okay
29:40This is supposed to be
29:41Like a sacred space
29:42Who the hell hooks up
29:44In the ladies bathroom anyway?
29:45Sorry
29:46Not you
29:47You're a sweetheart
29:48And you're disgusting
29:55Well I walk into the room
29:57Passing out hundred dollar bills
30:00And it kills
30:00And it thrills
30:01Like the horns
30:02On my super auto grill
30:04And I fire the bar
30:06Up around the crown
30:07And everybody's getting down
30:09And this town
30:10Ain't never gonna be the same
30:20No way
30:23No way
30:43On them at first
30:43But I can see it now
30:44Yeah
30:45Sure
30:51Hey
30:52Hey
30:52Hey
30:53You fixed my car
30:55You fixed my car
30:58You have a car?
30:59No
31:00Had a car
31:01Great car
31:02I'm buying you
31:04A very special
31:05Thank you drink
31:07Okay
31:11Okay
31:12You're gonna love it
31:13Hannah
31:14Has discovered
31:15The piña colada
31:17Tonight
31:17I only had one
31:18Or four
31:20Is that what I'm doing too?
31:22Nope
31:25Okay
31:25For my mechanic
31:26I call this
31:28The blue baron
31:29See?
31:30Wow
31:30That looks like
31:31Wiper fluid
31:31That might actually
31:32Be wiper fluid
31:33Mostly blue curacao
31:35With a secret ingredient
31:37Or blue curacao
31:39Oh
31:40I'm so excited
31:41I can't
31:42Hey G
31:43So
31:44Brought you something
31:46Thought you were looking
31:47A little parched
31:49I know
31:50Nebo babies have feelings too
31:51Sorry if I was an asshole
31:53You're always an asshole
31:54Fair
31:55Here goes
32:01Save a hole
32:02Frog cowboy
32:04This is pretty good
32:05They just keep sending you those for free
32:07Yeah they still want them
32:08They want my dad
32:09Wait
32:09You guys should just do it together
32:11I mean look at you
32:13Best friends
32:14Alright maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little
32:16No I mean it
32:17Screw your dad
32:18Do it with Logan
32:18You could be
32:21Teammates
32:21Spotting each other at the gym
32:24Or besties
32:25Wingmaning each other at the bar
32:27Besties
32:28Besties
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No I'm drunk
32:31And you're brilliant
32:32And I'm brilliant too
32:34It's not a bad idea
32:35Thanks man but I don't need the charity
32:37Yeah you do
32:38I mean seriously
32:39Nobody wants to see
32:40Oldie McGold's fuck has been
32:42Okay
32:42What's better
32:44Than two
32:45Hot young hockey players
32:47Three
32:49Hot young hockey players
32:50Yeah
32:54Hannah Wells
32:55Hey
32:56You're up bitch
32:57Woo
32:58Alright hold on
32:59Wait I thought you weren't singing
33:00Well that was before
33:01I found the perfect song
33:13Oh shit girl
33:14You know this one?
33:16Yeah
33:19She's my cherry pie
33:21Cold drink of water
33:22Such a sweet surprise
33:24Tastes so good
33:25Like a grown man cry
33:27Sweet cherry pie
33:31Woo
33:34Woo
33:35Woo
33:35Woo
33:37Listen
33:40Well
33:40Swinging on the front part
33:42Swinging on the lawn
33:43Swinging when we want
33:44Cause there ain't nobody home
33:46Swinging to the left and
33:47Swinging to the right
33:48Swinging to the right
33:49Think about hockey
33:50I'm swinging
33:51I'm not again
33:53Come on
33:57Swinging in the living room
33:58Swinging in the kitchen
33:59Most folks do
34:01Cause they're too busy bitchin'
34:02Swinging in the back
34:04She wanted me to beat her
34:05So I mixed up the batter
34:06And she'll eat the beat her
34:08I scream
34:09You scream
34:09You scream
34:11Don't even try
34:12Cause you can't ignore
34:13Oh
34:14Oh
34:14Oh
34:15Oh
34:15Oh
34:16Oh
34:16Oh
34:16Oh
34:16Oh
34:17Oh
34:24She's my cherry pie
34:26Put a smile on your face
34:28Ten miles wide
34:29Looks so good
34:31Bring a tear to your eyes
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:34Oh
34:35Oh
34:35Oh
34:35Oh
34:36Oh
34:36Oh
34:41Oh
34:41Oh
34:41Oh
34:42Oh
34:45Oh
34:46Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on fifth line seem to think so
34:55They get more likes than anything else I post
34:58Swinging in the bathroom
34:59Swinging on the floor
35:01Swinging on the floor
35:02Swinging so hard
35:02Forgot to lock the door
35:03In the water daddy
35:05Swing six foot four
35:06Said Jane
35:07And I swing with my daughter
35:08No more
35:10She's
35:11She's
35:11My cherry pie
35:13Such a sweet surprise
35:16She make a comment
35:18Woo
35:20She's my cherry pie
35:22Put a smile on your face
35:24Ten miles wide
35:25Looks so good
35:27Bring a tear to your eyes
35:27Sweet cherry pie
35:30Sweet cherry pie
35:45Sweet cherry pie
35:52You did good, Mosey
36:52I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's closed.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:12Night-night.
37:18Wellesie?
37:30Wellesie?
37:32Back of my mind, back of my mind.
37:36I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired.
37:40I don't wanna put my foot down right now.
37:42I stop it all happening.
37:44Back of my mind, back of my head.
37:47You look really nice, wanna share a bed.
37:51I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:58Time might end up on the ceiling.
38:01Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:11Hope is a scary thing.
38:15Hope is a scary thing.
38:19Flying on temporary wings.
38:23Hope is a scary thing.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:45Well, uh...
38:46But I'm a fuckbunny.
38:47A-a-a-puck funny.
38:50No, no.
38:52A fuckbunny.
38:54That's it.
38:55You're a drunk bunny.
38:57Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:02Alright.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:27I actually think it's my best idea.
39:33Well...
39:44Go to sleep, Mosey.
39:47Hey, you're not gonna remember any of this in the morning.
40:29Oh my god.
40:36Can you?
40:36I didn't remember any of these in the morning.
40:38Which paying mean they might be better something.
40:47Villain's right.
40:51I didn't know why he was a silly boy.
40:52I twenty five bucks before the evening they came to play.
40:54My attention was pretty much less laid fognizes in order
40:55But this was a fun day.
41:07Coffee?
41:12Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:28Morning. Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:48Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:08I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:24If you say, I should go.
42:28But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:30Oh, oh no oh oh oh.
42:35No, oh no oh.
42:43Don't underestimate me, I can change your life.
42:49My friends say fake to you, it's just a waste of time
42:56Call me to send a man to kiss me at the bar
43:02Think I'm the happiest when I'm within your arms
43:08I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point
43:13Uh-oh, oh no
43:15I think I'm losing all my self-control
43:18If you say I should go
43:22But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
43:26Give you reason to win
43:29Baby, I think it's for the win
43:32Cut all ties with the hold
43:35And I'll give you something to miss
43:39When the good gets harder to hold
43:42Throw it all to the wind
43:45For the win, for the win, for the win
43:50Don't understand me
43:52I'm losing my
43:56Oh, oh, oh no
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control
44:03If you say I should go
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:24Be you
44:26I think I'll risk it
44:44So
44:45Great
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