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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:44There's no longer you can do it!
00:45You've got a big deal of the game, and you've got a big deal of the game!
00:48You've got a big deal of the game, and you're not the only one!
00:52It's a big deal of the game, and you're the only one!
01:03filthy scavengers when lord poseidon ruled the deep you sky rats swore never to breach the
01:09surface poseidon fish food ages ago
01:40sire zeus's people just breached your outer barrier i'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:50sire
02:07who the hell broke my new console i'm gonna go deal with that bastard sire you're finally stepping in
02:28go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:32my king even poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:58what did you do turn me back right now
03:05sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against olympus we beg you
03:11zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by clamadia for years i'm retired i don't waste
03:16breath on crazy people
03:25screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:34fight
03:41get your hands off me creep sorry i didn't mean to
03:50wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nint's doing here
03:58he's just a regular human a total nerd damn it the aphrodasian's kicking in
04:14you're burning up down here way harder than i pictured
04:19i was drugged this whole thing is dylan's sick setup if i don't mate someone before
04:25the timer runs out i die i really need this guy
04:33god damn you really know how to flip my switch
04:44i need more a lot more
04:55don't stop harder squeeze me tighter
05:07what the hell did you do to me last night
05:12hey i put in a lot of work don't tell me you forgot
05:15leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run
05:19damn it he tracked me
05:34leora you're my fiancee you belong with me come home
05:39get away dylan
05:43as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:50why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt
05:53you slept with someone
05:55who screwed up my plan
06:00oh so you're the genius who roofed her
06:03newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:14so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:17you actually fucked this beach bomb shut in
06:26touch him again and you'll regret it
06:29her body's tainted now but her blood still has value
06:31can't push too hard yet
06:35i won't kill him
06:37but you're coming with me laura
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:19those assholes are back already
07:21what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer
07:32either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy
07:36dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even narius's seafo give him a wide berk
07:57you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top an orcer who the hell are you
08:26asshole using my divine power to barbecue
08:29hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about
08:35nothing
08:35heat's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:43molly gods make heroes with it you seasoned food
08:51huh tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea
09:02is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby
09:06but he retired recently
09:08we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded
09:20i don't have much time
09:22find lily's real father
09:24leave her with him
09:25i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:46there it is
09:54liara's wounded bad
09:55drag them both back to the dylan
09:57lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that
10:06nothing
10:07just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago
10:14you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter
10:19we need you now
10:22so you're my dad
10:23you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura
10:26she's got my blood
10:34who did this
10:35don't worry about it
10:37just keep lily safe
10:43mommy
10:44mommy
11:02it's too late boss
11:04her heartbeat's fading fast
11:20somebody help me
11:35give me
11:35give me a name
11:36leora
11:36who did this
11:38i'm going to tear them apart
11:40it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore
12:10spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23no let go
12:25no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins
12:29even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless
12:42diving near a shipwreck
12:43my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:54stay out of it
12:56boss
12:57soup's ready
13:04if i don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of lily
13:08she's all we have left
13:12she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:23jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:29i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:38try it
13:50these ingredients
13:51where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down
14:31and my power doubles
14:32i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:46this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:07you or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:27i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
16:00oh
16:01the
16:20You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:28I... touch my kid again, and I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:58Bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run! Go!
17:11Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:22You... Posei?
17:25That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:29That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:56Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
18:08About that monster.
18:14Failed at the perfect time? Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:20God.
18:23No!
18:28Look at him!
18:31Oh!
18:32No!
18:34Me?
18:42Oh!
18:45Oh.
18:45No!
18:47No!
18:47No!
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:02my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:48you're in hades territory asshole
21:02poseidon
21:12is hades still breathing
21:14if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:38you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot
22:52piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:54you're done get out
22:56in front of poseidon
22:58your ants
22:59i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood
23:18i'll mobilize every team right now
23:21you have three days
23:22i'll be back
23:26everyone
23:27drop what you're doing
23:29full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource
23:32every contact
23:33now
23:34tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back
23:44let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead
23:57kid comes with us alive
23:58she's still hurt
23:59easy pickets
24:00let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew
24:15surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:27pathetic
24:31who are you
24:33dylan's orders
24:34come quietly to the stronghold
24:37or i drag your corpse back
24:39mommy
24:40who's the ugly goat man
24:43hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter
24:54don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down
25:16surrender now
25:18i'll go with you
25:20on one condition
25:21let my daughter go
25:23no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine
25:38you die
25:41you
25:43poisoned me
25:47my poison fog
25:48the more you fight
25:50the faster it rots you
25:51from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far
25:56even if i die today
25:58i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded
26:04poisoned
26:05done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her
26:12come at me
26:13feisty one
26:15dylan wants you dead
26:17but first
26:18i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face
26:29all mine now
26:34let my mommy go
26:35you bastard
26:43lily
26:44lily
26:45run
26:45get out of here
26:51serve me well
26:52and i might let her run
26:54a little longer
27:08you
27:15your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman
27:25you're a dead man
27:32jack
27:34what the hell just happened
27:39you okay babe
27:40so you're the boyfriend
27:42too bad
27:43i'll snap every bone
27:44in your body
27:45with one hand
28:02jack
28:03keep lily safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:05you don't lose
28:07shut up
28:07and go
28:08now
28:20if i pull this vine
28:22the whole cliff
28:23goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you
28:28both apart
28:41no
28:42no
28:43No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:21I don't wanna lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay.
29:27We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid!
29:37I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best!
30:08Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human! Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:02Don't move. Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys.
31:05I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful!
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:32I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:46Damn. You take a hit well.
31:49Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:54For Jack and Lily.
31:57Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal?!
32:03You trying to hog the glory?!
32:05More coming.
32:06Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
32:08No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:12Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:15Huh.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first.
32:19Then we hunt the child.
32:24Just...
32:25Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all wanna come at once?
32:32Then die together!
32:33Pick your graves!
32:46Why did you come back?
32:48Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:00Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You?
33:14In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband?
33:38Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23Can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekathra!
34:51The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:57Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us. We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
35:36My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:06Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:06Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:06Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:06Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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