00:18Foreclosed? How can that be?
00:20This notice hereby states that Oddworld Fairgrounds is to be shut down effective immediately due to...
00:26Outstanding fines?
00:28If only I had the money to pay our debts!
00:31Hey, what's this?
00:33The wish machine?
00:35What should I wish for to save Oddworld?
00:38I know! I'll just wish for enough money to pay the fines! That'll do it!
00:43Or... I could use this wish to ask for so much more than that!
00:47I could have anything I want!
00:49I could have everything I want!
00:53I wish I had an unlimited supply of wealth at my fingertips!
01:01Whoa! What was that? Did it work?
01:06The sign! It turned to gold!
01:12Whoa!
01:15Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:25What the?!
01:29My propeller pack!
01:30Why is it... so... heavy?
01:33Hey! What's going on over here?
01:35I just went to use the moon balance and... let's just say... it's not very bouncy anymore!
01:40Oh, thank goodness, Cyan!
01:41Whoa! Where did that come from?
01:44No, Cyan, wait!
01:46Oh, chill out, Yellow! It's just a box!
01:50Besides, I deserve to make a wish!
01:52Cyan, don't!
01:53I guess I should wish for Yellow to go back to normal...
01:57Or... I could use my wish to conjure up a fortune that could buy me a million moon bounces!
02:06Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:07Even a trillion moon bounces!
02:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:12I wish for diamonds! A beautiful body of precious diamonds!
02:23Oh, what happened? Did I do it?
02:26I don't see a body of diamonds anywhere!
02:29You fool! Look at yourself!
02:32Huh?
02:32My body, it's... it's turned to literal diamonds!
02:36Ugh! How do I get this stupid stuff off of me?!
02:40Ugh! Nothing's working!
02:43Because, Cyan, you're made of diamond, and diamonds are very, very hard!
02:48Hey, what the...
02:49Who broke the ferris wheel?!
02:52I was gonna use this today! This is incredibly not cool!
02:57That was already turned off!
02:59We're about to lose Oddworld if we don't find a way to come up with some money!
03:03Whoa, Yellow! Cyan! What happened to you guys?
03:07I can sense that you became very shiny!
03:11It's that wish machine over there!
03:13We tried to use it to make ourselves rich!
03:15But all it did was turn our wishes against us!
03:19Hmm! A wish machine, you say?
03:22Well, I like the sound of that!
03:25No, please! Green, just listen to me!
03:28You can't use this! It's dangerous!
03:30It'll twist your words against you!
03:35Ugh, Cyan! I think you might have accidentally just started a small fire!
03:39Ugh!
03:41Alright, wish machine! Let's see what you can do!
03:44No, wait! You don't wanna do this!
03:50I wish for an infinite amount of cash in hand!
03:58Did it work? Did you get your wish?
04:01Did I ever? Yahoo!
04:05Ha ha ha! Yeah, baby! Yeah! This is incredible!
04:11Ha ha! I told you it would work! Nothing can beat cold hard cash!
04:16Say, if you're nice enough to me, maybe I'll buy the two of you some top hats of your own!
04:22Green! Look at your hands!
04:24Uh, what?
04:29Ah! What gives?
04:33Hey, it's a couple lookies!
04:36I'm gonna go give those adorable little guys a squeeze!
04:39How about a big hug for Uncle Green?
04:43No!
04:46What? No! What have I done?
04:49You wished for an infinite amount of cash in hand!
04:53Everything you hold will turn to money from now on!
04:55Ugh! I wish I had never found out about that stupid box!
05:00Yeah, when I find whoever put that witch machine out, I'm gonna make them wish they were never born!
05:05It was Rick!
05:07I saw him put it out here a couple hours ago!
05:09I was going to try to use it, but I decided to use my quarter to get this soda instead!
05:17Ahhhh!
05:18Orange, after Red left, did you see where he went?
05:21Yeah! After he set that box up, he drove off in this fancy red car!
05:26I think he went back to his lab or something, ah!
05:29Time to finish this!
05:31Wait guys, wait for me! I want my revenge too!
05:36What the heck?
05:38Look, there he is!
05:39He's waxing his new car!
05:41Let's get him!
05:42Wait guys, you don't understand!
05:44Oh, I think we understand just fine, Red.
05:47Rainbow friends?
05:49Attack!
05:51I used your stupid witch machine, and now my body looks like a freakin' disco ball!
05:58Ahhhh!
05:59Advance!
06:00Come on, come on! I'm almost there!
06:03Eat green, you jerk!
06:07Wait, no!
06:08No!
06:12Oh, what just happened?
06:14Where did this car come from?
06:16Ah, I tried to warn all of you, but you wouldn't listen to me!
06:20Red, you've got some serious explaining to do!
06:23Why were we all trapped under a car?
06:25And why did you plant that box at Oddworld?
06:28Ah, well you see, it all started a couple days ago.
06:33I was standing at my window, watching all of you frolic around down there at the fairgrounds,
06:38when I found myself sickened by the sight.
06:41Why were you all so obsessed with Oddworld?
06:44What does Oddworld have over the play place anyway?
06:47So I hatched a plan to destroy Oddworld, from the inside out.
06:52I knew that the temptation of the wishing machine would be too much for all of you to handle.
06:56But then, the temptation took me.
07:00I figured I was too smart to be duped by the box like the rest of you.
07:03I figured my wish would be foolproof.
07:06But I was terribly wrong.
07:08I wish my dream car would fall into my lap.
07:13Fall into my lap?
07:15What was I thinking?
07:16Some genius I am.
07:18So your plan worked.
07:19We destroyed Oddworld all by ourselves.
07:23And now that the sun is coming up, and we're stuck here, we have no way to get back over
07:27there and reverse all of this.
07:29Besides, even if we could get over there, we don't have anyone pure enough to use that box for good.
07:34I could do it.
07:35I'm pure.
07:36I think.
07:39But how are we going to get over there before the sun comes up and people start arriving?
07:45In style, of course.
07:47Hop in.
07:52Now's your chance, Orange.
07:54Go make your wish before it's too late.
07:56Alright, let's see.
07:58What should I wish for?
08:00Hmm.
08:01My friends want me to use the wish to undo all their wishes, which does feel like the right thing
08:06to do in this instance.
08:09But then again, why shouldn't I get to be rich too?
08:14They all got to have gold, diamonds, cash, and cars.
08:19I should have the most money out of all of them.
08:22Orange, you have to fight it.
08:24I know the temptation's strong.
08:26He all fell to it too.
08:28But you have to save us.
08:31Save Oddworld!
08:37I wish.
08:39I need to go back to normal.
08:41Gah!
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