00:00Hello! Anybody want to come to my tea party? Everyone else I asked is super busy for some reason!
00:10Huh? I've never seen this toy around. He looks... kinda like me?
00:18Hi! I'm Rory Red Cape. Half my life fucking cookies, the other half saving the day.
00:26Is he a superhero? Cool!
00:29My sister is in danger! We have to save Lily Lovebrates!
00:34Sister? Wait! I have a brother?
00:39Is someone there?
00:40What the? I didn't press the button that time.
00:44Help! I'm trapped in here!
00:46In the cutout?
00:48No, you... the container behind the cutout!
00:53Oh, how'd you get stuck in there?
00:56I was locked away by a monster supervillain! I've been trapped in here for years! Please, let me out!
01:03Sure thing! Let me just... there!
01:11Thank you for...
01:14Wait! Lily? Is that really you?
01:19Who would've thought you'd be the one saving me, sis?
01:25I didn't know I always wanted a brother until now!
01:30And now you have one!
01:33Whoops! Sorry!
01:35You sound hungry, bro!
01:36I know!
01:38I know! You should come to my tea party!
01:40I make the best crumpets!
01:42I love that! Let's go!
01:44This way!
01:47Right behind you!
01:55We designed Rory Red Cape to be a counterpart to the upcoming Lily Love Braid toy.
02:00A superhero for the boys!
02:05However, the experiment has shown little interest in heroics.
02:10Now, this Rory Red Cape has proven to be more of an incurable prankster.
02:14It all started shortly after his creation when...
02:21Darn it, Rory!
02:34I'm afraid we have no choice but to lock Rory away indefinitely for his antics.
02:38Which means we need...
02:41The Prototype.
02:42He is the only chance we have at locking Rory Red Cape away before he hurts anyone else!
02:48Tea and crumpets! Get him while they're hot!
02:51Can't wait, sis! They better be good! Or else...
02:55What?
02:56Just kidding! Let's eat!
03:01Interesting.
03:02Do you like...
03:03Meh. Oh, I forgot to ask. Do you like seafood?
03:08Um, I don't know.
03:10I don't think I've ever had...
03:12I don't think I've ever had...
03:13Bleh!
03:13Fee!
03:14Foo!
03:17Ah! Rory! That's disgusting!
03:20Pfft!
03:21Yeah?
03:21Well, so are your tea and crumpets.
03:25You're being a real negative Nathan, Rory!
03:28None of my other guests have ever acted this way!
03:31Other guests?
03:32You mean the other toys actually come to your tea parties?
03:35Oh, yeah!
03:36I have tons of friends!
03:38They love my tea parties!
03:40We have fun all the time!
03:42Hmph.
03:43No fair.
03:44They all used to be my friends.
03:46But none of them even came to save me!
03:49But I saved you!
03:50So I don't understand why you're being so mean to me.
03:54Whatever.
03:54You're just too sensitive to get my jokes.
04:00Oh, an ice cream truck!
04:02Maybe there's some actually good food in there!
04:07Rory!
04:08Wait!
04:10Rory!
04:11Where'd you go?
04:14Ice cream!
04:15You scream!
04:16We all scream for ice cream!
04:19What the?
04:24Oh, no!
04:27Aaaaaaah!
04:34My dollhouse!
04:35It was just a prank, sis.
04:38You hit my dollhouse with a truck!
04:40You think that's a prank?
04:42Calm down.
04:44It was an accident.
04:45No!
04:46Me saving you in the first place was an accident.
04:50I thought you were supposed to be a hero.
04:52But you're just a big, mean jerk!
04:54You take that back!
04:56Never!
04:57Just leave me alone!
04:59Fine!
05:02Interesting.
05:04Very interesting.
05:07Ah, brain freeze!
05:08Brain freeze!
05:09Ah!
05:10Yes, excellent.
05:13I am the ultimate imposter!
05:17Mwahahahaha!
05:18A word, my liege?
05:19Be quick with it.
05:20We're about to vote out Red.
05:22He's such a rube.
05:24I just saw Lily Love Braids with a new toy.
05:27They appeared to be related.
05:30Did this new toy have a red cape, by chance?
05:34Yes, and a quite fetching one, I might add.
05:38You deal with that fool Rory Red Cape.
05:40I'm going to have a word with Lily Love Braids.
05:44It's the last word she'll ever hear.
05:50If my own sister doesn't want me around, then maybe I should just go back in there.
05:55That can be arranged.
05:59Who are you?
06:00Your worst nightmare, superhero.
06:05I'm not a real superhero.
06:08My own sister said as much.
06:09I wouldn't concern yourself with anything Lily has to say.
06:13It's not like she'll be around much longer.
06:16Not after the prototype deals with her.
06:18The prototype?
06:19No!
06:20I need to save...
06:21No!
06:25There's no saving her.
06:27The only thing super about you is your cape, which I intend to give to my master once you're dealt
06:33with.
06:35I don't know how to be a superhero.
06:37No one ever taught me.
06:39So sad.
06:41Alas!
06:43Ha!
06:43Yeah!
06:46Whoa!
06:47Who is that?
06:49The player?
06:50That's right, catnap.
06:52Now leave that toy alone.
06:53Ouch!
06:54Ooh!
06:55Ah!
06:55Oh!
06:58Wow!
06:59Hey, are you okay?
07:01You...
07:02You saved me?
07:04Of course.
07:05That's what heroes do.
07:06That's what heroes do.
07:08Huh?
07:09My sister is in danger.
07:10We have to save Lily Lovebrates.
07:14Sister?
07:15What?
07:16There's no time to explain.
07:18Let's go!
07:18Hold it!
07:19I'm not done with you, superhero.
07:22I'll deal with him.
07:23You guys save Lily.
07:27Right!
07:30Super brother.
07:32Who needs big dumb bully with slain cape anyway?
07:36Hello, Lily.
07:38Ah!
07:38Prototype!
07:39Ah!
07:40I locked that little harness of a brother of yours away for a reason.
07:46And now I'll do the same to you.
07:49Unhand your super villain!
07:51Ugh!
07:52What the?
07:53Someone taught me how to be a true superhero.
07:55He was yellow and bald and...
07:58Whoa!
07:59I just fixed that.
08:02Let me guess.
08:04You're referring to the outsider.
08:06Actually, someone taught me how to be a hero before him.
08:10My sister!
08:11The one who originally saved me!
08:13Oh!
08:15Rory!
08:19We can beat him!
08:20Together!
08:22There's nothing we can't do if we work as a team!
08:37No!
08:38I will not lose to these… these… Flusted Wonder Twins!
08:49Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
08:50Wow, my sister is pretty amazing!
08:53I missed out on getting to know her!
08:55Click on one of these videos so I can find out more!
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