- 7 hours ago
My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:39Let's go
01:03Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire, you're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus, we beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait, pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:55Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fuck this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:31Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, pencil neck!
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man.
07:37My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide berk!
07:57You asked for this.
08:06What?!
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing!
08:35Heat's too low.
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Tide barrier.
08:44Molly? Gods make heroes with it you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59mommy is daddy's station way out in the deep sea is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded i don't have much time find lily's real father leave her with him
09:25i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:46there it is
09:54liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the dylan lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter we need you now
10:22so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura she's got my blood
10:34who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:44mommy mommy
11:02it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:20somebody help me
11:35give me a name liora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
12:04you're my fiancee my property
12:08you filthy whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical liora someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:55you're just a regular guy
12:55stay out of it
12:56boss
12:57soup's ready
13:04if i don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:12she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:23jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:29i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:38try it
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:08or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:26i i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47your mom will be
15:48i'm not a god
15:48i'm not a god
15:59i'm not a god
15:59you
15:59you
16:00you
16:01you
16:05you
16:13you
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57you bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:24that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:48the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:32i'm still going to get home that's what i'm doing
18:41i'm still going to get home
18:45i'm still going to get home
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
20:02my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:47who the hell are you you're in hades territory
20:50who the hell are you
21:02but poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:21who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:38you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out
22:27or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:30one
22:31two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans
22:53and we all drown you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:36yes boss
23:43poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
24:07do
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:40mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down
25:17surrender now i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:24no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:37kids mine you die
25:42you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27i'm gonna have some fun
26:28such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lily lily run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:55i don't know
27:15your hands off her
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:46No.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:20If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:29Run all you want!
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:54okay
29:58you are the best
30:08some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you
30:18my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:47daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:50he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:23that poison's eating you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:46damn you take a hit well
31:49let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:54for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
32:01no signal you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
32:07no choice i'm taking them down with me
32:10this the woman dylan wants where the kid
32:13some guy took the brat
32:17useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once then die together
32:33pick your graves
32:46why did you come back where's lily
32:52lily's safe don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
33:02beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:07refuse and you'll be screaming
33:10end it fast
33:14you in our eyes you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:22jack means more to me than anything
33:25i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back
34:18the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:23this can't be
34:48ancient ekathra the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing
34:59he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are
35:04kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us
35:07we're finished
35:09don't worry darling
35:10things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:14now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:20jack stay behind me
35:22with me here no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:26look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:35my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:43you worthless creature
35:45you shouldn't even exist
35:48where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
36:02you
36:02you
36:04you
36:05you
36:05you
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