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00:20Do you know Monet?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:31Keep going.
01:08Keep going.
01:09Keep going.
01:09Keep going.
01:12Keep going.
01:14Keep going.
01:17Keep going.
01:29You make me nervous.
02:13You can do it.
02:15I know.
02:16I know.
02:17But I'm going to.
02:22Are you almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:33Can you?
02:36Can you?
03:01I can do this.
03:07I know we're down to the wire and I promise I'll have you ready for Tober tomorrow, but I can't
03:14meet right now because I have my first songwriting session with Justin.
03:18I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said, and you went for it.
03:25Hello?
03:28Did I lose you?
03:30I'm here.
03:31Are you keeping up?
03:32Calling to say that you were right.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:39There he is.
03:39Okay.
03:40Anyway, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one, so I have
03:45to push tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:48Sure.
03:50Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah.
03:53Why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two and three word sentences.
03:59No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project
04:09Loverboy, and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:12Uh, excuse me, that's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:32I'm so nervous.
04:35You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:43Me.
04:45By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, Coach.
04:57Okay.
04:59Gotta go.
05:09Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20No!
05:21Oh!
05:22Dean De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:24Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:27She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person in a girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Mandel's cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:35Gee, this is Lexi's friend, Zoe.
05:36Zoe?
05:37Ha!
05:38Zoe, two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go, let's go.
05:40Dean, Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live, okay?
05:44This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean, come on.
05:47Garrett's benched if he doesn't pass this thing
05:49and then he's fucked.
05:49Then your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:52I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right, guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s, car Ford, no keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07Thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry, that's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:19Trust me, no amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:25No strings attached, just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:32He knows he's a nepo.
06:32No.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:35Geez.
06:36No.
06:37See what you did?
06:41I think he's coming back with that.
06:50I mean, it's just a start, what I have.
06:53It's rough still.
06:56It might totally suck.
06:58It might suck.
06:59It might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19Are these lyrics?
07:21No.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25They're my attempt.
07:27I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Can you sing it for me?
07:31Um...
07:31Oh, no.
07:32I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um...
07:36I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:42Uh...
07:44Um...
07:45Why don't you tell me what you think the song is about?
07:49Yeah.
07:49Yeah, sure.
07:52Um...
07:52Uh...
07:53It's a love song.
07:54I think.
07:56Um...
07:57Kind of wanted to use the cello here.
07:59Pick a guitar.
07:59Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:03Um...
08:03Like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh...
08:09Sorry.
08:09But the lyrics, um...
08:11Could be about...
08:13Like...
08:13Being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
08:16And the cello's like,
08:17Hey.
08:18I see you.
08:19I'm into you.
08:20You know?
08:23Yeah.
08:26Yeah, I, um...
08:27I get what you're circling.
08:28Really?
08:30Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I...
08:32Can I borrow this?
08:35Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Yes.
08:36Please.
08:37Of course.
08:37Take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:49It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, you think my life's about to change?
08:52Hence, your girl therefore.
08:54Do you want anything for life changing?
08:54Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Breyer Youth Theatre legend,
09:00Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago,
09:04and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow.
09:07That's great.
09:08It is!
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11It's...
09:11His agency has offices all over the place,
09:14so this could mean film and TV work in LA,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:20Everything.
09:21What happened in Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:32Vermont was your plan?
09:35Maybe I have different plans.
09:40It's just...
09:41What are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can select.
09:57I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead,
10:00which I know you love.
10:01Okay.
10:02And what about fall and winter?
10:05Spring?
10:06I guess I just valued it up for all this.
10:12Wow.
10:13I didn't mean it like that, Allie.
10:16And then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:22Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You just leave it on the porch.
10:43Or actually, you know...
10:45I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi. Thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my blue-baroo.
10:57How do you know about that?
10:59Uh, I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me.
11:05Yeah.
11:05I loved that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my blue-baroo six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually...
11:20I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things, doing handyman work, whatever I can
11:26get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Weldon's new widescreen TV for 25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for... wait for it.
11:42Minimum wage.
11:43Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44Come on.
11:45I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded.
11:47You know?
11:48Really good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is, uh, studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door on the...
12:04On the left.
12:04I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Right.
12:23Garrett?
12:25Garrett!
12:28I'm not sure how cherry pie has been due to Phyllis.
12:30Oh, my God!
12:33Sweet cherry pie!
12:35Sweet cherry pie!
12:37Sweet cherry pie!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know I planned these sessions for you and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or...
12:49God, fuck!
12:50Actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:57Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:10I was studying.
13:11Studying what exactly?
13:12Okay, no.
13:13Actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:20Please, stop.
13:20You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now.
13:24And you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:25Wait.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do.
13:32I...
13:34I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:45Okay, he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:58I know my pretentious philosophers.
13:59Hm.
14:01Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat.
14:08Study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit.
14:13I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:16Just, uh, give me, give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts.
14:23About the song.
14:25All right.
14:26Well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything.
14:30Okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section before the call and response.
15:03Like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello pain.
15:10Sinking into your yellow, yellow eyes.
15:16Yellow, yellow.
15:18And then your cello part.
15:22Yellow, yellow.
15:29Yellow.
15:30Yellow, yellow.
15:32Something like that.
15:33You, you, you just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um...
15:38Just gave it words.
15:40Do you, do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah.
15:42I, I do.
15:43I, I, I really, really do.
15:45Yeah, I mean I thought you would.
15:46I'm just, I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Uh, shit. Sorry. Hang on.
15:56Do you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know when inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind or trees rustling.
16:09Or the ceramic clinking of Malone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:12Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:14And then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes. Usually, like, really deep in the mix if I'm trying to change things up.
16:20Ben Folds does it, too, and Sharon Rennett and...
16:22Like Billy Iris and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:26Yeah.
16:28Let me, um, send you this file and we can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic. All the way.
16:37Right.
16:39Sick.
16:45Um, so, uh, let me actually just...
16:49Shit, it's, um, it's 7.30. I've got to...
16:53I've got to go.
16:55Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
17:00Yeah.
17:00Cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06Yeah.
17:06Tap.
17:11Fuck.
17:20Got a lot of friends that I can't escape
17:22Sleeping in my head like a Motel 6
17:24Hold it all together with a little duct tape
17:26It bends, it breaks
17:28Got a lot of dreams but it doesn't die
17:30Ping-pong, chip-drop, oh, my, my
17:32The TV's on but the noise is white
17:34What am I doing now?
17:35God, can I catch my breath?
17:38Not even for a second
17:40Chase and Santa Ana wins
17:43Ooh
17:43And I
17:45Obsess
17:46I slow dreams with attention
17:48Can
17:48You taste it on my lips?
17:51I'm so scared
17:54But
17:54For a second
17:56I don't feel
17:58I'm saying
17:59Come medicate me
18:00I don't sleep at all, yeah
18:02I've been counting sheep
18:04I look perfect on the surface
18:06But the nightmare underneath
18:08I've gotten good problems
18:10I say things that I don't mean
18:12Some people pay for therapy
18:14I find it in the sheets
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it
18:30Uh, we could
18:32Or
18:34Or
18:35Or
18:35Babe, don't make me spell it out, boy
18:38All the feelings that I got, boy
18:42Them
18:44Can't be a doing, but I can try for you
18:48Baby, don't make me spell it out, boy
18:52You
18:52Don't ask me the same questions
18:55Why
18:56Because I can guess and all my intentions
19:00She knew, by the way, I used my competition
19:03You got the answers to my confessions
19:07It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender
19:12And emotion, no sexual bender
19:16Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better
19:20There's nothing better
19:22That's just the way you make me feel
19:27That's just the way you make me feel
19:41That's just the way you make me feel
19:44What do you want, Wellesie?
19:46Wellesie?
19:48Wellesie?
19:51Sorry, yes? What?
19:53What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing
19:56I'm so screwed if I get them
19:58No, you're not
19:59You know everything on these cards
20:01I promise
20:04What if I forget or something, you know
20:05I've been told her
20:06It kind of intimidates the fuck out of me
20:08Okay, well pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
20:11Coming at you, okay?
20:13What would you do?
20:15Skate away
20:17Hockey's easy
20:19Okay, well if you forget
20:21Just look at me
20:23Okay, convince me
20:27Isn't this fun
20:29Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard!
20:55Shit, shit
20:56Okay
20:57Mr. Graham, your topic is
21:00Ghosting
21:01Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that
21:10Ghosting someone is
21:15Immoral, uh, because it is like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody morally
21:25You forgot this
21:32Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal
21:35But Kierkegaard would say
21:38Not only is it harmful to the victim
21:42It is an absolute abdication of selfhood
21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts
21:52Kierkegaard believed that, as individuals, we have a shared moral responsibility
21:57To be honest
22:00Based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like discarding their humanity
22:12Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage
22:16Despair over strength
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy
22:22And as Kierkegaard himself said
22:25Once you label me, you fucking negate me
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing
22:33Ah!
22:39We did it! A fucking B!
22:41Plus! Don't forget the plus!
22:43B plus?
22:43Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter
22:46Thanks to you
22:46Oh!
22:49Um...
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:53Um, you can put me down now
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench
23:01Shit, I think Justin saw me
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy
23:11He's walking away now
23:14What's going on?
23:16It's so embarrassing
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist
23:20You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse
23:23Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff from high school
23:36Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole
23:38Hard
23:39That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on
23:42Okay, I know
23:45Oh my God
23:46He wants to know if I'm good
23:49What should I say? Am I good?
23:50Nope
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not going to respond
23:53Say nothing
23:54What?
23:55Hey, fangirl
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy
23:58Ghost his ass
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument
24:02About how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade
24:06This is to get you the guy
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do
24:14Alright, well then you're stuck with me
24:16Because we've only finished half of the deal
24:17And, uh, oh shit
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin
24:27You are going to put your phone away
24:30And come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight
24:32Tonight
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No
24:34Okay, so you're coming
24:35To Malone's?
24:36Yes
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this
24:38Garrett
24:38Hannah
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:41Hell yeah, I do
24:42So we're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham
24:45And the rest of the team
24:46And you
24:47If you're free
24:48Maybe
24:50Oh
24:53Oh
24:54My slut top
24:56Take it
24:56From my boobs to yours
24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00You might stay in
25:01Stay in
25:02Stay in
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle
25:06You bedazzled your boot
25:07Yeah
25:08I'm feeling a little
25:09Yeah
25:11What's going on?
25:13I told Sean I got an agent
25:15And he got all like
25:16But what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh yeah, no, I got an agent
25:21Yay
25:21Oh my god
25:22You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything
25:27Every fucking thing
25:28No, yeah
25:29It like is everything
25:31Right?
25:34You're the best
25:35I love you
25:36I love you too
25:39Okay, screw him
25:41You're coming out with me
25:43And we're celebrating you
25:45I don't know
25:46It's karaoke night
25:47Are you really going to rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am
25:56Who I was meant to be
26:00And if you give a damn
26:04Take me, baby
26:06Or leave me
26:08Woo!
26:09Yeah
26:11She's really going at it
26:12The stage is our happy place
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please
26:17Save us from Adele Dazeem up there
26:19Who's in your bed
26:21Who's every night
26:22Who's in your bed
26:27Woo!
26:28Well, Z
26:28What you singing?
26:30Nothing
26:30Come on
26:31It's karaoke
26:31Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun
26:34I'm sober too
26:34Game tomorrow
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know
26:37You guys will pull me up or something
26:39I'm good
26:40Thanks
26:56You know, you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be
26:59Yeah, well, I don't
27:00Drink it public
27:01No, I know
27:03But do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:07Drinks
27:09I told Ali I'd
27:11I will look after Ali
27:11She's a no-filter drunk
27:13Gotta rein her in
27:14I can handle it
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life
27:21I got you, Mosey
27:24Do you trust me?
27:27Yeah, yeah, I do
27:34Okay, uh, I will have a drink
27:37A drink drink
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know
27:42Well, that is a fun problem to solve
28:04I think we found you a drink drink
28:08Yummy
28:11He thought I would outgrow acting
28:14Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line
28:17Like, Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls
28:20I know he's the bad man
28:23I'm like, I get it
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream
28:30But I do love him, you know?
28:32And I know he loves me
28:36And, like, we're supposed to be together
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times
28:46It's, like, insane
28:48I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:51That we keep getting back together
28:55My mom always used to tell me
28:56Never give up on love
28:59Well, that and love your body
29:01Which I do
29:02My mom said the same thing
29:04Oh, my God, really?
29:08Wait, hold on
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:15Hang in there, girl
29:26G-Lo
29:29Maverick
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know
29:34Yeah, no, I heard
29:35Along with the rest of the ladies' room
29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though
29:39Okay
29:40This is supposed to be, like, a sacred space
29:42Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom anyway?
29:45Sorry
29:46Not you
29:47You're a sweetheart
29:48And you're disgusting
29:55Well, I walk into the room
29:57Passing out hundred-dollar bills
30:00And it kills and it thrills
30:01Like the horns on my super-auto grill
30:04And I fire the bar up around the crown
30:07And everybody's getting down
30:09And this town
30:10Ain't never gonna be the same
30:14Cause I saddle up my horse
30:16And I ride into the city
30:18I make a lot of noise
30:21Cause the girls
30:22They also rotate
30:24Riding up and down Broadway
30:26I'm my old star, Leroy
30:28And the girls say
30:29Save a horse
30:31Ride a cowboy
30:33Good, you're here
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights
30:36I know that's a joke
30:37But I would kill Sandy
30:41You know, I wasn't sold on them at first
30:43But I can see it now
30:44Yeah
30:45Sure
30:53You fixed my car
30:56You fixed my car
30:58You have a car?
30:59No
31:00Had a car
31:01Great car
31:03I'm buying you a very special thank you drink
31:12Okay, you're gonna love it
31:13Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight
31:17I only had one
31:18Or four
31:20Is that what I'm going to?
31:22Nope
31:25Okay, for my mechanic
31:27I call this the blue broom
31:29See?
31:30Wow, that looks like wiper fluid
31:32That might actually be wiper fluid
31:33It's mostly blue curacao
31:35With a secret ingredient
31:38Or blue curacao
31:39Oh
31:40I'm so excited
31:41I can't believe that
31:43Hey, G
31:43What's up?
31:44Brought you something
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched
31:50I know
31:50Nebo babies have feelings too
31:52Sorry, I was an asshole
31:53You're always an asshole
31:55There
31:55Here goes
32:01Save a horse
32:02This is pretty good
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them
32:08They want my dad
32:09Wait
32:09You guys should just do it together
32:11I mean, look at you
32:13Best friends
32:14Alright, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little
32:16No, I mean it
32:17Screw your dad
32:18Do it with Logan
32:19You could be
32:21Teammates
32:21Spotting each other at the gym
32:24Or besties
32:25Wingmanning each other at the bar
32:27No, besties
32:28Besties
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk
32:31And you're brilliant
32:33And I'm brilliant too
32:34It's not a bad idea
32:35Thanks, man
32:36But I don't need the charity
32:37Yeah, you do
32:38I mean, seriously
32:39Nobody wants to see
32:41Oldie McGold's fuck husband
32:42Okay?
32:43What's better
32:44Than two
32:46Hot young hockey players
32:49Three
32:49Hot young hockey players
32:51Yeah
32:55Hannah Wells
32:56You're up, bitch
32:58Woo!
32:59Alright, hold on
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song
33:13Oh shit, girl
33:14Do you know this one?
33:17Yeah
33:17You know this one?
33:18Yeah
33:19She's my cherry pie
33:21Cool, what you can watch
33:23It's such a sweet surprise
33:24Tastes so good
33:25Like a homemade pie
33:27Sweet cherry pie
33:31Yeah
33:31Yeah
33:32Yeah
33:34Woo
33:37Listen
33:40Well, swingin' on the front porch
33:42Swingin' on the lawn
33:43Swingin' what we want
33:44Cause there ain't nobody home
33:46Swingin' to the left and swingin' to the right
33:49Think about hockey, I swing, I'm not
33:51Yeah, come on
33:57Swingin' in the living room, swingin' in the kitchen
33:59Most folks doin' cause they're too busy bitchin'
34:02Swingin' in the extra one, I need a beat of
34:05So I mix up the battery, she'll eat the beat of
34:08I scream, you scream, you scream
34:11Don't even try cause you can't ignore
34:13Oh, such a sweet surprise
34:19She'll make it for a man
34:24She's my cherry pie
34:27Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide
34:29Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:37Swingin'
34:41Swingin'
34:44All night long
34:46Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on fifth line seem to think so
34:56They get more likes than anything else I post
34:58Swingin'
34:59Swingin' in the bathroom, swingin' on the floor
35:01Swingin' so hard, forgets her like a dog
35:04In the water, daddy, so I'm six foot four
35:06Swingin'
35:07And I swing with my daughter
35:08No more
35:10She's my cherry pie
35:22Put a smile on your face, ten miles wide
35:25Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
35:28Sweet cherry pie
35:31Sweet cherry pie
35:51Thank you
35:52Oh, you did good, Mosey
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's closed.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:13Night-night.
37:19Walsey?
37:32Back of my mind, back of my mind.
37:36I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired.
37:40I don't wanna put my foot down right now, stop it all happening.
37:44Back of my mind, back of my head.
37:48You look really nice, wanna share a bed.
37:52I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:55Don't kiss me.
37:58Time might end up on the ceiling.
38:02Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:10Hope is a scary thing.
38:15Hope is a scary thing.
38:19Flying on temporary wings.
38:24Hope is a scary thing.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:44Whoa, whoa.
38:45But I'm a fuckbunny.
38:48A-a puck funny.
38:50No, no.
38:52A fuckbunny.
38:54That's it.
38:55You're a drunk bunny.
38:57Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:03Alright.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:27I actually think it's my best idea.
39:32Well...
39:44Go to sleep, Mosey.
39:47Hey, we're not gonna remember any of this in the morning.
40:29Oh my god.
40:35Can you?
40:37Can you?
41:07Coffee?
41:13Oh, uh...
41:15Thanks.
41:26Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I-I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:08I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:11Okay.
42:21I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:36Oh, my God.
42:39Yeah.
42:41All right.
42:49I, let's go.
43:09I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point.
43:24I think I'll risk it all, give you reason to live, baby, I think it's for the win, cut all
43:34ties with the hold, and I'll give you something to miss, when the good gets harder to hold, throw it
43:44all to the wind, for the wind, for the wind, for the wind.
44:00I think I'm losing all my self-control, if you say I should go, but if you don't, I think
44:08I'll risk it all.
46:20You
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