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My Wife Turns Out To Be A Man! Episode
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own happiness
00:00:12I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere
00:00:16all right I'll handle this keep searching
00:00:19stop
00:00:20this is fucking sideways
00:00:30where is she?
00:00:31I'm sure she'll be here soon
00:00:32hey!
00:00:44that's shit
00:00:45just let it go
00:00:47it's okay
00:01:02I now pronounce you husband and wife
00:01:04pick her up
00:01:06come on
00:01:07lift your pride
00:01:09pick her up
00:01:10pick her up
00:01:11come on
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:19what?
00:01:20what?
00:01:24one year
00:01:25just survive one year
00:01:28and then I'll be free
00:01:34let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:37I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish
00:01:41don't catch any feelings for me okay?
00:01:46as in a year you and I will be done
00:01:49period
00:01:50perfect
00:01:51perfect
00:01:51I was kind of getting worried you started drooling over my irresistible child
00:01:59since we're both here for our families
00:02:01let's lock this with a one year contract
00:02:03clean and simple works for both of us
00:02:07okay
00:02:14all right
00:02:15all right
00:02:15rule number one
00:02:16no sex
00:02:17no snooping
00:02:18sib zero zilch
00:02:19for the year
00:02:20okay
00:02:21number two
00:02:22if either needs a plus one for public events
00:02:25the other shows up
00:02:26all right
00:02:28rule number three
00:02:29common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:31Judith gets the master suite
00:02:35this is my house
00:02:37why do you get the master suite?
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman
00:02:49and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:54what was that? nothing
00:02:57fine
00:03:07god damn
00:03:08what?
00:03:10nothing
00:03:12nothing
00:03:16well I'm done
00:03:18perfect
00:03:20I'm just kidding
00:03:21yep
00:03:29I'm just gonna level with you okay?
00:03:31I mean you literally just got married
00:03:33and since I spent time with your new wife
00:03:35you hang out with me in civil workplace bar
00:03:37look
00:03:39is Judith objectively hot?
00:03:42yes
00:03:43does she have an incredible body?
00:03:45yes
00:03:47but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn
00:03:51I'm only marrying Judith because my dad wanted me to
00:03:54and I need to secure Evelyn's future
00:03:58dude that's my dream girl
00:04:01and Judith is weird
00:04:02I mean
00:04:02first night we lived together
00:04:04she took my room
00:04:05my room
00:04:07who does that?
00:04:09no that's cold man
00:04:11that's cold
00:04:14so what do you wanna do?
00:04:15you wanna get back with her or
00:04:18what?
00:04:20what do you suggest?
00:04:22what do you suggest?
00:04:22take some notes
00:04:23of myself?
00:04:24her
00:04:25oh
00:04:25no what?
00:04:27what?
00:04:28I'm not gonna blackmail my wife
00:04:29why not?
00:04:31it's easy
00:04:32well okay
00:04:33well it's not blackmail
00:04:33but
00:04:34it's blackmail
00:04:35Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:36I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:38that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest?
00:04:44what do you suggest?
00:04:46take some notes
00:04:47of myself?
00:04:49no her
00:04:49oh
00:04:51I don't know what you heard
00:04:52but I promise you
00:04:53it's only half the truth
00:04:54I mean
00:04:55I would never go along with Fenton's plan
00:04:57he's crazy
00:04:58and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery
00:05:00the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:04what if I post this on Facebook or Instagram?
00:05:06no please
00:05:08it would ruin my family's reputation
00:05:10and
00:05:10it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:15just don't
00:05:22what do you want from me?
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you?
00:05:37what shall I do to you?
00:05:39such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no
00:05:44I have to remain loyal
00:05:46to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing?
00:05:49I have a girlfriend
00:05:50and we
00:05:51had a deal
00:05:51calm down
00:05:53I'm just at their little payback
00:05:56hand over the
00:05:58Sunset Island Resort
00:05:59and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:03no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:26that's my milk
00:06:36my princess is coming home
00:06:39hmm
00:06:40oh
00:06:41my princess is coming home
00:06:45oh
00:06:48shhh
00:06:49shhh
00:06:50shhh
00:06:50shhh
00:06:51shhh
00:06:52shhh
00:06:53shhh
00:06:53shhh
00:06:54shhh
00:07:07Eveline!
00:07:08Avery!
00:07:21I missed you.
00:07:23I missed you.
00:07:42Eveline!
00:07:44Eveline!
00:07:47Eveline!
00:07:47Aw!
00:07:49Who'd this be a couple?
00:07:50I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:02Eveline.
00:08:04Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:06Oh, I'm Eveline's boyfriend.
00:08:09Eveline.
00:08:10What's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes.
00:08:12He is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Eveline?
00:08:21Why did you even bring me here if he was going to pick you up?
00:08:24Oops.
00:08:25I was group texting.
00:08:27Oh, Avery.
00:08:29You are so adorable and naive as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36Oh.
00:08:37I don't mind.
00:08:38She's the hottest after all.
00:08:40Avery.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:57Fuck!
00:08:59Bump!
00:09:00Ahhhhhhhime!
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:40I hate you.
00:09:44You're a creep.
00:09:45You're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me.
00:09:49I'm sorry.
00:09:58I miss you every day.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:08I know it helped, but only this time.
00:10:19Here, there.
00:10:20Now, now.
00:10:27Evelyn!
00:10:31Evelyn!
00:10:34How could you betray me like this?
00:10:37I've waited for you for three years.
00:10:40I saved myself for you.
00:10:46No.
00:10:47No.
00:10:48Mommy!
00:10:49I miss my mommy.
00:10:51I miss my daddy.
00:10:55I'm so tired.
00:10:57I'm so scared.
00:10:59I'm so sad.
00:11:01I'm so, so, so, so alone.
00:11:08I live with the parents gone and the girl left you high and dry.
00:11:14Yes, I need some slack.
00:11:23Okay.
00:11:24Okay.
00:11:25I'm gonna...
00:11:26No.
00:11:28You better fight him.
00:11:29Yep.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:31Up we go.
00:11:33Hey, it's all dude.
00:11:34Um, I cannot drink you in the gas.
00:11:36That's the last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah?
00:11:39Oh.
00:11:40Not drunk.
00:11:41Yup, yup.
00:11:42Alright, did it.
00:11:43There you go.
00:11:45I'm not drunk.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:47In fact...
00:11:50How about another round?
00:11:51Whoa!
00:11:53Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink, man.
00:11:57Judith...
00:11:58Come here.
00:12:01I'm soaking wet.
00:12:02I don't know.
00:12:20Not good, Javier.
00:12:21All right, look.
00:12:33Ok, wait.
00:12:34No.
00:12:35No.
00:12:36No.
00:12:36No.
00:12:42Don't play with a man.
00:12:53That's all you got?
00:13:02My time is over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:08I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20What?
00:13:20What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:51I just, I just like trying out different hairstyles.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role play stuff.
00:14:01You kinky?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:13What?
00:14:15Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:31In fact, how about another round?
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:37God, I'm drunk.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:39Judith, Judith, Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:41Bye.
00:14:42I'm so white right now.
00:14:49Bye.
00:14:51No.
00:14:52No.
00:14:53No.
00:14:55No.
00:15:02Hi.
00:15:03Hi.
00:15:03Hey, come here, darling.
00:15:06Oh, fuck.
00:15:07Why?
00:15:08I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:11Your wide-eyed baby-deer routine?
00:15:13Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb.
00:15:19Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:22Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No, no, I don't know what you're saying.
00:15:27Okay, you didn't...
00:15:29It's not...
00:15:35I did.
00:15:36Wait, this is between Avery and I.
00:15:39What the hell are you?
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:53Got a problem with that?
00:15:59You sick, cheating bastard!
00:16:01How could you?
00:16:03Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:11Girls are firing.
00:16:12Bitch!
00:16:16Listen.
00:16:17Look.
00:16:18Sugar.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess.
00:16:21Whatever it takes.
00:16:22You do that.
00:16:23Little favor from me.
00:16:25I promise.
00:16:26I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:30How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:33Because I'm already married.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39You can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me.
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be.
00:16:47So why don't you take your knock-off sheen dress and walk it back down to Santa Alley where you
00:16:50came from, bitch.
00:16:52Bye.
00:16:52Bye.
00:16:53You will get on your name for me.
00:16:56Just for your intimacy.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:09Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:40Oh, there's food.
00:17:42Finally.
00:17:49No.
00:17:56Jeez.
00:17:57My cheese.
00:17:59A normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin.
00:18:01You should poke up.
00:18:02Here.
00:18:02Cupcake.
00:18:03I'm good.
00:18:03I'm watching a figure.
00:18:05Eat a cup.
00:18:06No, please.
00:18:07Eat a cup.
00:18:12I am so sorry.
00:18:13I'm simply upholding my obligation to public display my special affection that you sign off on.
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this.
00:18:24It looks defining.
00:18:25You might actually like it.
00:18:26I'm not gonna help.
00:18:26No prediction.
00:18:27Oh, wait!
00:18:38Bye.
00:18:39Look who is.
00:18:40Good for this.
00:18:42There's no on.
00:18:43And you are.
00:18:44Judith.
00:18:45Besides you, listen on.
00:18:47Judith.
00:18:48A lovely name.
00:18:52My wife, my wife, and I, we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:56We have lots of friends because we're married and popular.
00:18:58Bye.
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay? He's trouble.
00:19:19Oh, are you jealous, darling?
00:19:23I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:32You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:36Heart punching for your ribs.
00:19:44Whoa!
00:19:53Whoa!
00:19:54I can't stop!
00:19:58Help!
00:20:00Help!
00:20:02Get!
00:20:11Avery!
00:20:12Dammit!
00:20:14Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, dammit!
00:20:31I'm alive!
00:20:32Oh!
00:20:34Oh!
00:20:37She looks lovely when she's sleeping.
00:20:56Is that what I look like?
00:20:58You know, you know, whatever, man. She's your wife. Okay?
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:09So, how are you feeling, man? Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14No, I really owe you for earlier. Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:19Dude, credit where credit's due. Your wife is the hero. My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:40My wife. A guy. No way. What was I thinking?
00:22:03What's going on?
00:22:05Find the kitschy feelings?
00:22:08Don't flatter yourself.
00:22:09You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:14Thanks.
00:22:15For, um...
00:22:17For pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Yeah, what?
00:22:28Look who's breathing again.
00:22:30You two have your moment. I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33All right. Bye, sweetums.
00:22:36So, how's bed rest treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Whoa! Easy, killer.
00:22:43Oh, damn, son. You got it bad.
00:22:46Maybe.
00:22:48But sh...
00:22:49It's temporary. She's temporary.
00:22:52So?
00:22:53Dude, come on. Just play husband for real.
00:22:57Come on. Wine her. Dine her.
00:22:58Take her on the balcony.
00:23:00Overlooking the ocean.
00:23:01And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:05That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:07You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:10I...
00:23:10Yeah. Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:15Does she even know she's married?
00:23:18No, I'm with Judith.
00:23:23This mom again.
00:23:25It's funny, we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:27Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:29Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:32Cannot blame moths for being attracted to a supernova.
00:23:37How poetic.
00:23:39Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:42May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:45Why you ask?
00:23:46You remind me of my friend.
00:23:48He has the same...
00:23:50...eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:52You.
00:23:53Oh, really? What's she like?
00:23:55Sweet. Lively.
00:23:57I can show you a picture.
00:23:59Could it be... Judith?
00:24:11Stay away from my wife!
00:24:17Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
00:24:20What are you freaking out about?
00:24:24I need to tell you something.
00:24:27I...
00:24:27Hey! There you guys are!
00:24:32Happy birthday, man.
00:24:34Sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:36It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:37Hang on a second.
00:24:39Got a nice bottle of wine for you.
00:24:50Add a little something extra.
00:24:52Enjoy.
00:25:03What do you want to say at the party?
00:25:06Screw it.
00:25:07Now or never.
00:25:08Judith?
00:25:11Would you be my wife?
00:25:13Like, for real?
00:25:16No tape-backs.
00:25:25Come here.
00:25:27Why are you so strong?
00:25:28You look good...
00:25:38Maybe shower first?
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:43I love this kinky stuff, but...
00:25:46Maybe we could go slow.
00:25:47I think I'm getting first-time jitters.
00:25:49I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:50I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:52Like, 300 women.
00:25:53That seems like a lot.
00:25:54Like...
00:25:55Shut up.
00:25:58Okay.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:02Okay.
00:26:07Wait!
00:26:08Whoa!
00:26:08What's going on?
00:26:10What the hell are you?
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:12I told you.
00:26:13No tape-backs.
00:26:15Get over here.
00:26:31No tape-back.
00:26:44I... What the...
00:26:56Holy shit! I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way. No, this can't be happening. No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:27:11Wake up! Wake the fuck up!
00:27:14Hello.
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:17What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:22Easy! Hey, easy!
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:28I'm...
00:27:28I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And...
00:27:33Judas, brother.
00:27:34And...
00:27:35Yeah, we...
00:27:36We're kinda screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:42Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I...
00:27:45I know this is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And...
00:27:50To save our family to shame.
00:27:51I had no choice.
00:27:52I wasn't myself.
00:27:53Get the fuck away from...
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:56Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:58Guys?
00:27:59I'm fine!
00:28:01Just...
00:28:01Get out!
00:28:02I can't even know what that is going on in the bedroom.
00:28:23Here...
00:28:23Want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:28You want me to call someone?
00:28:29No, I don't want you to call someone this is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me
00:28:35So please don't tell anybody
00:28:37Okay, fine. Just rest up
00:28:41Everything hurts. Oh my god. What is that? What an animal
00:28:48My back
00:28:59I got the meds
00:29:02Just leave me alone. Come on. It's not gonna get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the
00:29:08right spot
00:29:15Can do it myself. It's it's all my fault. Let me fix what I do. I said I could do
00:29:19it myself
00:29:23You can't even see your own back Avery let me help
00:29:28Are you trying to flex it?
00:29:33Here let me do it
00:29:36What are you doing? It's my back that hurts
00:29:42Oh
00:29:42Ow!
00:29:43It's great let it happen
00:29:46It's okay
00:29:51Avery
00:29:53I'm really sorry about last night
00:29:56About lying
00:30:00yeah I get it honestly it's new for me too and this is messing with my head
00:30:06I'm gonna give you space I'm gonna bounce it to my place
00:30:12call me if you need it
00:30:26twice a day
00:30:28what
00:30:29do you want it twice a day one time already almost killed me
00:30:55I should punish you
00:30:58what shall I do to you
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife
00:31:04got a problem with that
00:31:12how the hell did I not know he was a guy
00:31:17and why do I miss that bastard
00:31:37like hell I will
00:31:43unfreeking believable
00:31:44not one damn call
00:31:54hey
00:31:55uh I just um so uh you want to hang out tomorrow
00:32:03I just want to hang out with that guy
00:32:33you know
00:32:34Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:38Oh, she did.
00:32:42What a delightful surprise.
00:32:48Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:51Thank you very much.
00:32:53A thousand apologies, you cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton Beauty is legendary.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I want to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:11Sorry, taken.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:23That damn little piece.
00:33:26I know you always get what I want.
00:33:41So, Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:46Like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:52History, or?
00:33:53Uh, no.
00:33:54I just met him at Anton's birthday.
00:33:57You were there too, remember?
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing a call.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:04I wasn't jealous.
00:34:05I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A since sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:35Flawless statue.
00:34:38Fucking trophy case.
00:34:46No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51The speech.
00:34:53The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:02exist.
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:11Why'd you call me?
00:35:11Yeah.
00:35:13Five Minutes.
00:35:18Five Minutes.
00:35:21Two Minutes.
00:35:28Five Minutes.
00:35:30I'm theicherment beast.
00:35:34They've been trying to get him back and they might have gotten him.
00:35:41Wait, wait, wait, I just... I just use... I need to...
00:35:45I just gotta get some...
00:35:49Did... Did I do something wrong or...?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:00I knew that she was a guy.
00:36:04I'm like...
00:36:06I can't get over it.
00:36:08Look at that face of his weaponized charm.
00:36:10I mean, God, straight, gay.
00:36:13I mean, it doesn't really make a difference.
00:36:15He just wrecks people, man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:19Hey, that confused.
00:36:21Go test the waters a little bit.
00:36:22Dip your toes, you know?
00:36:23Go faking yourself out.
00:36:25You're a grown boy.
00:36:26You need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:41Hey, handsome.
00:36:44Buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:50Yeah, I'm into women.
00:36:53Straight guys love women.
00:36:54That's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:12Yeah, yeah.
00:37:14I shouldn't feel guilty.
00:37:15I mean, he lied.
00:37:16And I married Judith, his sister, my actual wife, who I've never even met.
00:37:21It's a contract marriage, so no rules broken.
00:37:26You like it rather?
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:32This doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong with you?
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, Charlie?
00:37:47Leave it to me.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58You.
00:38:01Okay, just...
00:38:05For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry.
00:38:08It's not you.
00:38:08I just...
00:38:10I don't think I'm who I thought I was.
00:38:14You.
00:38:17I'm an idiot.
00:38:18You don't need me at all enjoying your night.
00:38:20No, this is not what it looks like.
00:38:23I just...
00:38:23Save it!
00:38:24Okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:36Bless you.
00:38:44Hey.
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:50No eye deer.
00:38:56Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:09Be quiet.
00:39:16Kill me now.
00:39:26I got it.
00:39:29James.
00:39:30James.
00:39:31James?
00:39:33James.
00:39:34James, James, James.
00:39:34Hey, James.
00:39:35James.
00:39:37Want to play with Little Bunny?
00:39:41Come on, please.
00:39:43Just, just, just forgive me.
00:39:45Okay, please, just get in the car.
00:40:07So, okay fine, I'm sorry about the other day,
00:40:09but I promise nothing happened with her.
00:40:11I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:14Why'd you take her home?
00:40:16I was drunk, and I was scared.
00:40:21I've never felt this way about a guy before.
00:40:23Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:27Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30What?
00:40:32I'm just...
00:40:34I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:43How are we going to make it up today?
00:40:55Impressive.
00:41:08Music
00:41:08Music
00:41:09Music
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore.
00:41:39You don't have to do anything, you're not ready.
00:41:42I'm ready.
00:41:47Oh, um, I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:51We'd be rushed.
00:41:53Oh, um, okay, yeah, no, that's fine.
00:41:57I remembered I had a, um, I have a meeting this afternoon anyway, so.
00:42:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:02Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:04Yeah, that's very good.
00:42:13Come on, hello?
00:42:22What now?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:30Bye.
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:55Avery!
00:42:57James!
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59James!
00:43:02Avery!
00:43:08Sorry, I'm late.
00:43:19You're being shy, I've seen you naked before.
00:43:23I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:25Shut it.
00:43:30I can't help it.
00:43:33He gets to me.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:43:39Wait a minute.
00:43:41Move your hand.
00:43:42I can't watch it.
00:43:43You're blocking.
00:43:44Why?
00:43:52I can do it myself.
00:43:55You won't stop.
00:44:09Faster.
00:44:23You got bored of staring?
00:44:25No, silly.
00:44:27Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow.
00:44:29I'll be gone in a week.
00:44:31One week.
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:35I'm cool.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan.
00:44:43Guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48Bet they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things.
00:45:06The dog love you.
00:45:07Oh.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:36What the fuck do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey, bro.
00:46:06Can you tell us the soap back?
00:46:09Hey, bro.
00:46:09Oh, yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:21Thanks, bro. You're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it, boss.
00:46:31Oh, damn, dude.
00:46:33I've got slippery hands. Can you tell us about it again?
00:46:36Again? You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:38Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey.
00:46:51It's fun.
00:46:56Oh, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Shut up, Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating, so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:11It's time to truth, Avery.
00:47:14Or I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freaky stupid.
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:30Oh, a woman.
00:47:32Hey, handsome.
00:47:33You want to get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry, ladies.
00:47:36Hi, James.
00:47:38But, uh, sorry.
00:47:39As you can see, he's with me.
00:47:45Can you guys support us?
00:47:49Thanks.
00:47:54You still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57You can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh, yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not going to tell me about it.
00:48:07Okay.
00:48:08You know what?
00:48:09I'm going to find you to fix all this, and...
00:48:12Yeah, you and me.
00:48:14We're done.
00:48:18Wait.
00:48:22You want to know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people, and I...
00:48:47I was jealous.
00:48:48And it...
00:48:51It kind of freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's...
00:49:02It's honestly kind of scary.
00:49:05I just don't know...
00:49:07I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:20Okay.
00:49:29Avery Rockfeller.
00:49:32I thought I was straight until you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's...
00:49:38It's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you...
00:49:43Bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day, I think I can't love you more.
00:49:52And then...
00:49:53Tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you, too.
00:50:06I love you, too.
00:50:25I love you.
00:50:27What's that?
00:50:31What's that?
00:50:37Oh, it's literally your school break, was mine, and now it's yours.
00:50:45I love you.
00:50:47Bye.
00:51:07What up?
00:51:09Critical situation downtown.
00:51:11Need you backstack, boss.
00:51:13I'm on my way.
00:51:50James!
00:51:52Bonjour.
00:51:54Vincent?
00:51:56James is in the shower right now.
00:51:58Try again later.
00:52:01Flippity fuck are you doing on James' phone?
00:52:14Hey, is everything okay with the contract, Matt?
00:52:17What do you know about Vincent Lauren?
00:52:19Vincent?
00:52:20I mean, not much.
00:52:22I mean, no.
00:52:23Dude, not Jared.
00:52:24Dude, this guy's a total player.
00:52:25He was getting three checks in one.
00:52:27Avery?
00:52:28Yo!
00:52:29Hey!
00:52:31Avery!
00:52:32Yo!
00:52:33Where you going?
00:52:33Dude, if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking murder me!
00:52:36Avery, what the fuck?!
00:52:40Anyway, when I was like down on, I was like...
00:52:45Hey!
00:52:51Avery, what the?
00:52:52You're the player here, James.
00:52:53You are.
00:52:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52:55His room!
00:52:56You walked out of his room!
00:52:57And you say, I'm the...
00:52:58I cannot be the problem in this relationship!
00:53:01You walked out of his room, James!
00:53:03You're a fucking hypocrite!
00:53:04Saying, I'm a player!
00:53:05I think that I am the one that was cheating!
00:53:07I think that I am the one that was cheating!
00:53:07When you're so clear, you're the one that's having a fucking bull of shit!
00:53:10I can't deal with it anymore!
00:53:12And you're frankly...
00:53:13Yeah, how does my ass look tonight?
00:53:14You're bad in bed!
00:53:15You have such a problem keeping it up!
00:53:18I mean...
00:53:18Shut up!
00:53:19...or something!
00:53:22I didn't cheat, promise!
00:53:31Your story better hold water!
00:53:32Okay, okay.
00:53:34Um...
00:53:35Here's what happened.
00:53:41The air closes on soon to 30, get the docks ready, okay?
00:53:53I'll see you in the middle of the street!
00:53:54This is the only show I'm happy with!
00:53:57Thanks!
00:53:58Christ, I am so sorry!
00:54:01James, what a small world!
00:54:03Hey...
00:54:04Oh, I'm so sorry about this!
00:54:06Please let me fix it!
00:54:07Take my shower!
00:54:08I cannot move on your meeting!
00:54:11Crap!
00:54:12The shower in my room is busted!
00:54:14I'm clearly in a rush, please, let me help.
00:54:18Yeah, yeah, fuck, yeah, yeah, let's do it, okay?
00:54:21Of course.
00:54:23James, I mean it, I truly admire you.
00:54:27Just give me a shot.
00:54:28Oh.
00:54:31I appreciate it, Mr. Lorne,
00:54:33but my heart is spoken for.
00:54:35I only ask for help because this meeting
00:54:37was crucial for my family.
00:54:44Did I take your meeting?
00:54:47Screw the meeting.
00:54:57Surprise time.
00:54:58I love surprises.
00:55:00Oh, okay, here.
00:55:02Ready?
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:14Wow.
00:55:21That's insane.
00:55:23You like this beach?
00:55:25I love this beach.
00:55:27Good.
00:55:28Because I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:31Welcome to Avery Beach.
00:55:36Seriously?
00:55:37You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:41Yeah, yeah, no, I was just kidding, no.
00:55:43Give me whatever you wanted.
00:55:45Thank God, yeah.
00:55:49Avery?
00:55:50Hmm?
00:55:55Avery, you're the only person that truly understands me.
00:56:00Honestly, I didn't even know what real love was
00:56:03until I met you.
00:56:09You rewrote my whole life.
00:56:13Made it beautiful.
00:56:14Made it real.
00:56:16I want it all.
00:56:18Every sunrise, every storm,
00:56:20every goddamn day with you.
00:56:26Avery, rock fire.
00:56:28Oh, my God.
00:56:31Will you marry me?
00:56:34James Welton.
00:56:35The guy who's all in.
00:56:39Um, wow.
00:56:41I really don't know how any of this works, but...
00:56:45I would love to keep being your husband.
00:56:58All right.
00:57:02Okay, so, um, Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:07Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:12I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:25I don't know.
00:57:27He must be James Welton.
00:57:29Sure, those Welton's are James.
00:57:32He's a good friend.
00:57:33We're not going to die.
00:57:34He's a good friend.
00:57:35I know.
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:38I'm a good friend.
00:57:40I love you.
00:57:42Cosby behind the the bar so I'm gonna try one of the special drinks today. All right
00:57:55They're not good enough for him
00:57:58You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride
00:58:03We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith
00:58:05I think he could fool everybody. What do you want?
00:58:09Leave James
00:58:11I'll blow this whole thing wide open and ruin all of you. Yeah, what the fuck? Excuse me?
00:58:18Whoa, whoa. Hello, Jamie. Oh
00:58:21Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a well
00:58:28So nothing tearing us apart
00:58:32Fuck away
00:58:34Now excuse us. There's a glory hole in the men's washroom. I'm gonna put my mouth around it. It's gonna
00:58:39be on the other side
00:58:41Well, what?
00:58:50Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:54Let's test that
00:59:00Do this for me. Tell me all yours
00:59:09Holy shit
00:59:11You're with James Walter?
00:59:12Put the heads
00:59:14I mean
00:59:14I know he's Judith's brother
00:59:16I know
00:59:17How?
00:59:19How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:21I mean that's disgusting dude
00:59:23Avery's marrying me. End of story, okay?
00:59:26Oh, by the way, I gotta thank you for that special wine you gifted us. Really spread things along, you
00:59:31know?
00:59:33I mean, I need another one
00:59:36Just make another one. Just make another one
00:59:39Thank you
00:59:43So
00:59:45You think his folks are just gonna be cool with all this or like
00:59:52Relax, I'll talk to them
00:59:54Come to my place smiling and we'll do this right
00:59:57Okay
01:00:03Hello
01:00:04Hey
01:00:06So
01:00:08Avery
01:00:08Avery
01:00:10Hello
01:00:12Best friend
01:00:13Dude
01:00:13What the fuck
01:00:15Still sitting here
01:00:17Whatever
01:00:43Whatever
01:00:44Fun fact, by the way dad
01:00:45Uh, did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole gay worship thing?
01:00:50Like, full-on romance
01:00:53They must settle down together
01:00:55Right, right
01:00:56I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate
01:00:58Can't exactly have kids, so
01:01:08Hell no
01:01:21Mom? Dad?
01:01:24Avery and I
01:01:25Uh, Judith called
01:01:27She's flying home tomorrow
01:01:29Says she misses us like crazy
01:01:32Um, you boys wouldn't mind picking her up
01:01:36We'll get things back to, uh, normal
01:01:40Yeah
01:01:42Sure
01:01:43Night
01:01:54James
01:02:01No
01:02:08Wait a minute
01:02:10Finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend
01:02:13We're done
01:02:14I realize there's nothing more important than you, mom and dad
01:02:19I'm your sister and it's time I started acting like it
01:02:26Whoa, who's the hottie?
01:02:29Oh
01:02:30He's my, uh
01:02:31Avery
01:02:33Right
01:02:34Right
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute
01:02:40Don't sweat it, I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:47Oh, this is a cute
01:02:48Yeah, yeah, yes, yep
01:02:50Again
01:02:51Okay
01:02:51Yep
01:02:52Yep
01:02:52Okay
01:02:54Woooo
01:02:56Nice
01:02:58You know
01:02:58Um, that guy, he was like a total jerk.
01:03:04Frickin' sucked.
01:03:07And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I bailed on the wedding.
01:03:11But like, guys becoming tight is the best thing ever.
01:03:21Avery, I promise you'll be the best wife now ever.
01:03:25I believe it, I believe it.
01:03:27Dude, we got something to tell you.
01:03:36You're funny.
01:03:38No, Avery.
01:03:42I get really jealous of this guy.
01:03:46No, pretty boy here.
01:03:48So pretty.
01:03:51And Avery, like, everybody wants him.
01:03:54Like, everybody.
01:03:57Yeah.
01:03:59I'm so sorry.
01:04:10I'm so sorry.
01:04:13I'm so sorry.
01:04:15Yeah, I'm so sorry.
01:04:21Yeah, I'm so sorry.
01:04:24I'm so sorry.
01:04:26Let's rest your order.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:31I'm not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:04:33I'm so sorry.
01:04:34I'm so sorry.
01:04:48I'm so sorry.
01:04:50I'm so sorry.
01:04:53I'm so sorry.
01:04:54I'm so sorry.
01:04:56I'm so sorry.
01:04:56I'm so sorry.
01:04:58I'm so sorry.
01:05:00I'm so sorry.
01:05:05Just take her home, and then I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:05:07Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean...
01:05:24Technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, no, this is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing, and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39Say, I need space, like, a lot of it, and, you know, let's not see each other for a while.
01:06:19Just pregnant.
01:06:30We're done every clean break.
01:06:33Let's just get everything back on track.
01:06:37Move on.
01:06:53James told me you're fine.
01:06:54I'm sorry.
01:07:01I didn't have a choice, okay?
01:07:06My ex had just dumped me, and I was already pregnant.
01:07:16When I came back, look, my kid needs a father, and my parents, like, they can't handle the shame that
01:07:27I've hooked up this disaster.
01:07:31I slipped something in your drink, just to put you under.
01:07:38Breakfast is ready.
01:07:39I want you, Avery.
01:07:44Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:49I didn't betray James.
01:07:54Hey, look.
01:07:56He's been on a bender.
01:07:59Ever since you left, okay?
01:08:01It's been bottle after bottle.
01:08:05We can't, we can't reach him.
01:08:08He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:11Avery, please, please.
01:08:13He needs you.
01:08:14Hello?
01:08:16Hello?
01:08:44I was dreaming about you.
01:08:47God, I miss you every damn day.
01:08:58I miss you too.
01:09:01So much.
01:09:25Baby, don't go!
01:09:31You real?
01:09:38No, no, shit, sorry, sorry, I shouldn't do this, I'm sorry.
01:09:45Jidda's baby, it isn't mine.
01:09:53Say that again.
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:58You can ask her, she'll tell you the truth.
01:10:14Mom, Dad, this is it.
01:10:20I love Avery.
01:10:23I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:26Nobody else.
01:10:29Ever.
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton?
01:10:39Uh, the way I feel about James, I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:44I mean, what we have, it's like, it's like oxygen.
01:10:49And I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:10:53Because losing him, it would be a nightmare.
01:10:58So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing.
01:11:01Because it would mean everything to me.
01:11:03And I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:08Honey.
01:11:19My boy's a man now.
01:11:22Son, you can go live your life.
01:11:37I'm gonna go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in
01:11:43two hours. Back to me, Muffy's Big Sexy.
01:11:57You got it.
01:12:04So, let's check your head out. Let's check your head out.
01:12:06Oh my gosh.
01:12:13Oh my gosh.
01:12:21Water.
01:12:28One time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:32Vincent, what are you doing?
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:09Because the real one's been screwing me for years.
01:13:17Look at you. His eyes. His lips.
01:13:23Raw. All of it is fucking raw.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:31No!
01:13:35I didn't breathe.
01:13:36Fire that raw, untamed energy.
01:13:41Labels of power.
01:13:43Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender.
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53Plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:57How I would take him down.
01:13:58I even used you to this baby.
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time.
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it, like, this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just that go between sheets?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:40I wonder what sound this will make when I-
01:14:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:14:45no, no, no, no.
01:14:46James.
01:14:51Perfect timing, James!
01:14:54Pixie?
01:14:55That sis tie you up.
01:14:57And your boy can watch her.
01:15:00James?
01:15:01Don't do it.
01:15:02James!
01:15:03It's a trap.
01:15:05Good boy!
01:15:08I'm sorry.
01:15:11I'm sorry.
01:15:14I'm sorry.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:17I'm sorry.
01:15:19I'm sorry.
01:15:20I'm sorry.
01:15:22I'm sorry.
01:15:25Enough!
01:15:30Cut the waterworks, sweetheart!
01:15:34You know it! You know how much...
01:15:36I hate when you cry!
01:15:44I did exactly what you said.
01:15:46Let him go.
01:15:49Patience, Prince Charmway.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now, option one.
01:15:57I put a bullet.
01:15:59Your little lover boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:10My pick.
01:16:11We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:17Brilliant, yeah.
01:16:21Oh!
01:16:23Tick-tock, Rockefeller.
01:16:24Time to choose!
01:16:29Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:33Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything for this coward!
01:16:40I'll take a break.
01:16:42And you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven,
01:16:48we're all brought together in hell.
01:16:49I'll take a break.
01:16:54You're fucking dreams.
01:16:57What?
01:16:58Oh, fuck.
01:16:59Ah, baby.
01:17:02Hazard!
01:17:02Hey, Rude.
01:17:06No.
01:17:09Gates!
01:17:18Guys!
01:18:09We'll see you next time.
01:18:10We'll see you next time.
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