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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Altaxion!
00:33Grrrrarrrrr!
00:36Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
00:42Hm.
00:51Grrrr!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:20Sire!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:05Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed, playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:58He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:55Don't stop. Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?!
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away! Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:00Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burr!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:16You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:28I'm not going to go to barbecue!
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable!
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:35Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:51Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:04Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him. I just hope you
09:26two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:35Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
11:02It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:20Somebody help me!
11:35give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:41it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago you're my fiance my property
12:08you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy stay out of it boss soup's ready
13:04if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
13:08she's all we have left
13:11she's safe now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:23jack you
13:27ambrosia residue golden apple sap
13:29i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more try it
13:50these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:54is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:57you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:07you or lily
15:10jack i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:26i i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:47ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:00phoe
16:02oh
16:03oh
16:03oh
16:03oh
16:04oh
16:04oh
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:25Please.
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:47Two courses for the price of one!
16:56You bitch!
17:04Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:23You...Posei?
17:25That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:56Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
18:08How about that monster?
18:09Never.
18:13Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:20No!
18:25No!
18:29No!
18:30No!
18:31No!
18:32No!
18:34No!
18:35No!
18:37No!
18:59My liege, have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it, please spare my
19:06life, no problem, thank you my lord, thank you for your mercy, try to remember that in your
19:11next life, enjoying the show.
19:36My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear.
19:39Listen to me, if any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes, my liege.
19:50Yes, my love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig
20:07up the truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon, guy's long gone, probably fish
20:24food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history, wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this, I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:38You know who I am?
21:40Hades is ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The sea king!
22:20He's real!
22:23Hades!
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out!
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:31Two!
22:36Thank the fates!
22:37The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown!
22:55You're done!
22:55Get out!
22:57In front of Poseidon, your ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:31Every resource, every contact, every resource, every contact, now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:17Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold, or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:18I'll go with you.
25:20I'll go with you.
25:21On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:24No, Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:28No!
25:29No!
25:34No!
25:35No!
25:37No!
25:39No!
25:39No!
25:40No!
25:41No!
25:42No!
25:44Poisoned me!
25:47My poison fog!
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside!
25:52Give up!
25:54You've gone too far!
25:56Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win!
26:02You're wounded, poisoned, done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:15Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:09Daddy?
27:15Your hands off her!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack!
27:33What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:20If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:29Run everything.
28:41No!
28:44No!
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:46lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick okay
29:58you are the best
30:08some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you my daughter's here
30:20so i'm keeping it clean disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:47daddy what happened to the bad guy he got so
30:51dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat
31:04the bad guys i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:23that poison's eating you alive little nymph how much longer you got let me have my fun first
31:31so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:46damn you take a hit well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:54for jack and lily even if i die i'm taking this beast down with me
32:01no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me this the woman dylan wants where the kid
32:14some guy took the brat useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:46why did you come back where's lily
32:52lily's safe don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash
33:02beg now and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:07refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
33:14you in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband step over my corpse first in a hurry to die fine i'll apply
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:23this can't be
34:48ancient
34:50Legend Ekethra? The Coastal Legend Monster? Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us. We're finished.
35:09Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me.
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
35:36My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02To be continued...
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