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My Wife Turns Out to Be a Man?! Episode ENGSUB Gender Swap Comedy, Marriage Chaos, Romantic Misunderstandings
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own
00:00:10happiness I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere all right I'll
00:00:17handle this keep searching sideways where is she
00:01:01I now pronounce you husband and wife pick her up come on lift your brine
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:25one year just survive one year and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish don't catch any feelings
00:01:43for me okay isn't a year you and I will be done period I was kind of getting
00:01:52worried you said
00:01:59since we're both here for families let's lock this with a one-year contract
00:02:04clean and simple works for both of us okay
00:02:14all right rule number one no sex no snooping zip zero zilch for the year
00:02:20okay number two if either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up
00:02:26all right rule number three common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32okay Judith gets the master suite this is my house why do you get the master
00:02:38suite
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am what was that nothing
00:03:00oh
00:03:09oh
00:03:16I'm done
00:03:30I'm just gonna love it with you okay I mean you literally just got married and
00:03:34since I spent time with your new wife you hang out with me in some workplace bar
00:03:38look is Judith objectively hot yes does she have an incredible body yes but
00:03:49she's not Evelyn I'm only married Judith because my dad wanted me to and I need to secure
00:03:55Evelyn's future
00:03:58her dude that's my dream girl and Judith is weird I mean first night we lived together she took my
00:04:05room my room
00:04:07who does that
00:04:08I'm sorry no that's cold man that's cold
00:04:14so what do you want to do you want to get back with her or what
00:04:20what do you suggest take some notes of myself her oh yeah no what what I'm not gonna blackmail my
00:04:29wife why not
00:04:31it's easy well okay let's not blackmail but it's blackmail Fenton this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife that's fucking crazy dude
00:04:42what do you suggest
00:04:46take some notes of myself no her oh I don't know what you heard but I promise you it's only
00:04:54half the truth
00:04:54I mean I would never go along with Fenton's plan he's crazy and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it what if I post this on
00:05:05Facebook or Instagram
00:05:07no please it would ruin my family's reputation and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:13just don't
00:05:19what do you want from me
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you
00:05:37what shall I do to you
00:05:38such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no I have to remain loyal to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing
00:05:48I have a girlfriend and we had a deal
00:05:51then calm down
00:05:52I'm just out there a little payback
00:05:56hand over the Sunset Island Resort
00:05:59and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:26that's my mouth
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:06:49shhhh
00:07:05shhhh
00:07:07Evelyn!
00:07:08Avery!
00:07:21I missed you!
00:07:22I missed you.
00:07:37I missed you!
00:07:47Evelyn!
00:07:48Awe, who'd a sweet couple?
00:07:50I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:02Evelyn!
00:08:04Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:07Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:21Why did you even bring me here if he was gonna pick you up?
00:08:24Oops, I was group texting.
00:08:28Ah, Avery.
00:08:29You are so adorable and naive, as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:38She's the hottest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Uh, well...
00:08:43Nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:57Fuck!
00:08:59Fuck!
00:09:00Fuck!
00:09:03Fuck!
00:09:09Fuck!
00:09:12Fuck!
00:09:13Fuck!
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:40I hate you!
00:09:44You're a creep.
00:09:45You're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me!
00:09:49I'm sorry.
00:09:59I miss you every day.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:08Oh, I know I always, but...
00:10:11Only this time.
00:10:12It's alright.
00:10:15Uh, no.
00:10:25No!
00:10:27Hey there.
00:10:27Evelyn!
00:10:31Evelyn!
00:10:34How could you betray me like this?
00:10:37I waited for you for 3 years.
00:10:40I saved my soul free.
00:10:47I miss my mommy. I miss my daddy. I'm so tired. I'm so sad. I'm so, so, so, so alone.
00:11:10It's gone and the girl left you high and dry.
00:11:15I need some slack.
00:11:23Okay. Okay. I'm gonna.
00:11:27No. I'm better by time.
00:11:29Yep. Okay. Up we go.
00:11:32Oh, it's all good. I can have a drink.
00:11:36Last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah.
00:11:40Not drunk.
00:11:42There you go.
00:11:45I'm not drunk.
00:11:47In fact, how about another round?
00:11:52Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink, man.
00:11:56Judith.
00:11:57Come here.
00:12:00I'm soaking wet.
00:12:02I'morro fighting.
00:12:03I'm blowing my fingers.
00:12:20Wait.
00:12:20I'm running.
00:12:33Okay, wait, wait, no, no.
00:12:42Don't play with a man.
00:12:53That's all you got?
00:13:02My time is over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:09I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why? What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:51I just, I just like trying to do different hairstyles.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role play stuff.
00:14:01You kinky?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:13What?
00:14:15Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:31In fact, how about another round?
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:37God, I'm drunk.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:39Okay.
00:14:40Judith, Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42I'm so wet right now.
00:14:51I'm so wet.
00:15:10I'm so wet.
00:15:12I'm so wet.
00:15:12baby deer routine? Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show though.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb. Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:22Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No, no, what? I don't know what you're saying.
00:15:27Okay, he didn't...
00:15:29It's not...
00:15:35I did.
00:15:36Wait, this is between Avery and I.
00:15:39What the hell are you?
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:54Have a problem with that?
00:15:58You sick cheating bastard!
00:16:01How could you?
00:16:03Maybe someone else behind my back!
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking, s-s-s-s-s-slut!
00:16:10Girls are filing!
00:16:12Hi, bitch!
00:16:16Listen, look, sugar.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess, whatever it takes, you do that!
00:16:23A little favor for me.
00:16:25I promise, I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:30How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:33Because I'm already married.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39You can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me!
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be!
00:16:47So why don't you take your knockoff sheen dress and walk it back down to Santiali where you came from,
00:16:51bitch!
00:16:52Bye!
00:16:52Bye!
00:16:54You...
00:16:54You...
00:16:55You...
00:16:56Just for your intimacy.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:09Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:40Oh, there's food!
00:17:42Finally!
00:17:43Oh, there's food!
00:17:57She's like she's a normal amount you look then you should both go here. Okay. I'm good. I don't watching
00:18:04a figure
00:18:12I'm so sorry. I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign off on
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun. Sweetheart, you should try this. It looks too fun. You might actually like it.
00:18:26No, I'm not going to help. No prediction. Oh, what?
00:18:37Thank you for this.
00:18:42There's no harm. You are.
00:18:45Judith. I told you. There's no harm.
00:18:47Judith. A lovely name.
00:18:51That's right. My wife, my wife and I, we're actually about to go greet our guests. We have lots of
00:18:57friends because we're married and popular. Bye.
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay? He's trouble.
00:19:19Oh, are you jealous, darling?
00:19:23I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:30What are you jealous, darling?
00:19:31What are you jealous?
00:19:32You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Cupid's blown.
00:19:36Heart's punching for your babies.
00:19:44Whoa.
00:19:45All right.
00:19:54I'm not scared.
00:19:58Oh.
00:20:00Oh.
00:20:01Oh.
00:20:03Oh.
00:20:06Oh.
00:20:11Oh.
00:20:12I mean, dammit! Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, dammit!
00:20:31I'm alive.
00:20:37She looks lovely to me, she's...
00:20:56Is that what I look like?
00:20:58You know, whatever, man. She's your wife. Okay?
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:09So, how you feeling, man? Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14No, I really owe you for earlier. Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:19Dude, credit where credit's due. Your wife is the hero. My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:40My wife. A guy. No way. What was I thinking?
00:22:03What's going on?
00:22:05Find the kitschy feelings?
00:22:07Don't flatter yourself.
00:22:09You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:14Thanks. For, um...
00:22:17For pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Hey, what? Look who's breathing again.
00:22:30You two have your moment. I'm gonna hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33All right. Bye, sweetums.
00:22:35Ah!
00:22:36So, how's Bedris treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Whoa! Easy, killer.
00:22:43Oh, damn, son. You got it bad.
00:22:46Maybe.
00:22:48But sh...
00:22:50It's temporary. She's temporary.
00:22:52So?
00:22:53Dude, come on. Just play husband for real.
00:22:57Come on. Wine her. Dine her.
00:22:58Take her on the balcony.
00:23:00Overlooking the ocean.
00:23:01And just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:05That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:07You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:10I...
00:23:10Yeah. Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:15Does she even know she's married?
00:23:18Oh, Miss Judith.
00:23:23This come on again.
00:23:25It's funny, we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:27Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:29Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:32Cannot blame Moths for being attracted to a supernova.
00:23:37How poetic.
00:23:39Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:40Of course.
00:23:42May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:45Why you ask?
00:23:46You remind me of my friend.
00:23:48He has the same...
00:23:50eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:53You.
00:23:53Oh, really? What's she like?
00:23:55Sweet. Lively.
00:23:56I can show you a picture.
00:23:59Could it be... Judith?
00:24:11Stay away from my wife!
00:24:17Are you gonna let go sometime tonight?
00:24:20What are you freaking out about?
00:24:24I need to tell you something.
00:24:27I...
00:24:28Hey! There you guys are!
00:24:32Happy birthday, man.
00:24:34Sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:36It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:37Hang on a second.
00:24:39Got a nice bottle of wine for you.
00:24:42Ah, ah.
00:24:50Add a little something extra.
00:24:52Enjoy.
00:25:03What do you want to say at the party?
00:25:06Screw it.
00:25:07Now or never.
00:25:09Judith?
00:25:11Would you be my wife?
00:25:13Like, for real?
00:25:16No tape-backs.
00:25:25Come here.
00:25:27No, how are you so strong?
00:25:28You're like... good...
00:25:38Maybe shower first?
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:43I love this kinky stuff, but...
00:25:46Maybe we could go slower.
00:25:47I think I'm getting first-time jitters.
00:25:49I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:50I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:52Like 300 women.
00:25:53That seems like a lot.
00:25:54Let go.
00:25:55Shut up.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:00Okay.
00:26:07Wait!
00:26:09What's going on?
00:26:10What the hell are you?
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:13I told you.
00:26:14No tape-backs.
00:26:15Get over here.
00:26:17Get over here.
00:26:46What?
00:26:56Holy shit!
00:26:58I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No.
00:27:04No way.
00:27:05No, this can't be happening.
00:27:06No.
00:27:06No!
00:27:07No!
00:27:07No!
00:27:07No!
00:27:11Wake up!
00:27:12Wake the fuck up!
00:27:14Hello.
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:17What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:22Easy!
00:27:23Who are you?
00:27:23Easy!
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:28I'm...
00:27:29I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And...
00:27:32Judas, brother.
00:27:34And...
00:27:35Yeah, we...
00:27:36We kind of screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I...
00:27:45I know this is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And...
00:27:50To save our family to shame.
00:27:51I had no choice.
00:27:53I...
00:27:53I wasn't myself.
00:27:54Get the fuck away from her!
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:57Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:58I'm fine!
00:28:01Just...
00:28:01Get out!
00:28:03Get out of fuera.
00:28:10West Texas.
00:28:22Hey, uh...
00:28:24Want some help?
00:28:24No.
00:28:27Okay, you want me to call someone?
00:28:29No, I don't want you to call someone. This is probably the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.
00:28:35So please don't tell anybody
00:28:37Okay, fine. Just rest up
00:28:42Everything hurts. Oh my god. What is that? What an animal
00:28:48My back
00:28:59I got the meds
00:29:02Just leave me alone. Come on. It's not gonna get any better if you don't apply the ointment in the
00:29:08right spot
00:29:15You do it myself. It's it's all my fault. Let me fix what I said you do it myself
00:29:22Come on, you can't even see your own back Avery. Let me help
00:29:28Are you trying to flex it?
00:29:32Here, let me do it
00:29:36What are you doing? It's my back that hurts
00:29:53I'm really sorry about last night
00:29:57About line
00:30:00Yeah, I get it. Honestly, it's new for me, too, and this is messing with my head
00:30:06I'm gonna give you space
00:30:08I'm gonna bounce it to my place
00:30:12Call me if you need anything
00:30:32You want it twice a day? You want it twice a day? One time already almost killed me
00:30:55I should punish you
00:30:58What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife.
00:31:05Got a problem with that?
00:31:12How the hell did I not know he was a guy?
00:31:17And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:37Like hell I will.
00:31:43Unfreaking believable.
00:31:45Not one damn call.
00:31:55Hey.
00:31:58I just um.
00:31:59So you want to hang out tomorrow?
00:32:29Is this something you'll like or never seen a hot guy before?
00:32:34Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:38Oh, she did.
00:32:42What a delightful surprise.
00:32:47Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:52A thousand apologies.
00:32:55You cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton Beauty is legendary.
00:33:01James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other day.
00:33:06I wanted to take you to dinner just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:11Sorry.
00:33:12Taken.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:23You got that damn little piece?
00:33:26I always say what I want.
00:33:41So, Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today, like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:51Is this history or...?
00:33:53No, I just met him at Paton's birthday.
00:33:56You were there, too, remember?
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it cool.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:03I wasn't jealous. I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21Straight A since sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:35Flawless statue.
00:34:38Fucking trophy case.
00:34:46No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51This beach.
00:34:53The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:02exist.
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:11Why'd you call me?
00:35:41Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:41I just, I just, I need, I need, I just gotta get some.
00:35:49Did, did I do something wrong or?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:00I knew that she was a guy.
00:36:03But like, I can't get over it.
00:36:08Look at that face of his, weaponized charm.
00:36:10I mean, God, straight, yay.
00:36:13I mean, it doesn't really make a difference.
00:36:15He just wrecks people, man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:19I'm that confused.
00:36:21Go test the waters a little bit.
00:36:22Dip your toes, you know, go faking yourself out.
00:36:25You're a grown boy.
00:36:26You need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:41Hey, handsome.
00:36:44Buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:50Yeah, I'm into women.
00:36:53Straight guys love hot women.
00:36:55That's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14I shouldn't feel guilty.
00:37:15I mean, he lied.
00:37:16And I married Judith, his sister.
00:37:18My actual wife, who I've never even met.
00:37:21It's a contract marriage, so no rules broken.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You like it right?
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:32This doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong with me?
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, darling?
00:37:47Leave it to me.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58Ew.
00:38:01Okay, just...
00:38:02Shh.
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry.
00:38:08It's not you.
00:38:08I just, uh...
00:38:10I don't think I am who I thought I was.
00:38:14You.
00:38:17I'm an idiot.
00:38:18You don't need me at all.
00:38:19Enjoy your night.
00:38:20No.
00:38:21This is not what it looks like.
00:38:23I just...
00:38:23Save it.
00:38:25Okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:36Bless you.
00:38:44Hey!
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:50No eye deer.
00:38:56Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:06Shh.
00:39:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:09Be quiet.
00:39:15Oh.
00:39:16Kill me now.
00:39:27James.
00:39:29James.
00:39:30James.
00:39:31James.
00:39:33James.
00:39:34James, James, James.
00:39:35Hey, James.
00:39:35James.
00:39:37Want to play with little bunny?
00:39:41Come on, please.
00:39:43Just, just...
00:39:43Forgive me.
00:39:45Please.
00:39:46Just get in the car.
00:40:05So.
00:40:07Okay, fine.
00:40:08I'm sorry about the other day, but I promise nothing happened with her.
00:40:11I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:14Why'd you take her home?
00:40:16I was drunk.
00:40:17And I...
00:40:18I was scared.
00:40:21I never felt this way about a guy before.
00:40:23Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay?
00:40:27Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30What?
00:40:32I'm just...
00:40:34I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:43How are you going to make it up to me?
00:40:55Impressive.
00:41:08I'm just kidding.
00:41:10I can't do this anymore.
00:41:16I can't do this anymore.
00:41:18I'm so sorry.
00:41:19I can't do this anymore.
00:41:20I can't do this anymore.
00:41:21I can't do this anymore.
00:41:24I can't do this anymore.
00:41:25You can't see me.
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore, you don't have to do anything, you're not ready.
00:41:42I'm ready.
00:41:47Oh, I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:51We'd be rushed.
00:41:53Oh, um, okay, yeah, no, that's fine.
00:41:57I remembered I had a meeting this afternoon anyway, so, yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:03Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:14On, hello?
00:42:22What now?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:29Bye.
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:54Avery!
00:42:56Avery!
00:42:57Avery!
00:42:59Avery!
00:43:02Avery!
00:43:03Avery!
00:43:05Avery!
00:43:08Avery!
00:43:09Sorry, I'm a little late.
00:43:19Don't be shy.
00:43:21I've seen you naked before.
00:43:22I broke my ankles, not my hands.
00:43:26Shut it.
00:43:30I can't help it, he gets to me.
00:43:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, move your hand, I can't watch if you're blocking.
00:43:53I can do it myself.
00:43:55You're going to stop.
00:44:10Master.
00:44:10Master.
00:44:23Not bored of staring?
00:44:25No, silly.
00:44:27Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow.
00:44:29I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:31One week.
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan.
00:44:43Guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48But they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:07No!
00:45:08No, no, no!
00:45:16I'm busy.
00:45:24I'm busy, aren't you?
00:45:26No, no, no!
00:45:30I'm busy.
00:45:32I'm busy.
00:45:35Alright.
00:45:37What do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey bro, can you tell us the soap back?
00:46:09Uh, yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:21Thanks bro, you're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it, boss.
00:46:31Aw, damn, dude.
00:46:33I've got slippery hands, can you tell us the soap back again?
00:46:36Again?
00:46:36Again? You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey.
00:46:51It's one.
00:46:56Aw, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Yeah, shut up, Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:11This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:14Or I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freak stupid.
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:30Oh, a woman.
00:47:32Hey handsome, you wanna get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry ladies.
00:47:36Hi James.
00:47:38But, uh, sorry, uh, as you can see, um, he's with me.
00:47:46Can you guys support us?
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:54Well, uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57And you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh, yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not gonna tell me about it.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:07You know what?
00:48:08I'm gonna find you to fix all this and, yeah, you and me, we're done.
00:48:18Wait.
00:48:22You wanna know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people and I, I was jealous.
00:48:48And it, it, it, kind of freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's, it's honestly kind of scary.
00:49:06I just don't know, I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything.
00:49:10I'm sorry.
00:49:20Okay, man.
00:49:29Avery Rockfeller.
00:49:32I thought I was straight till you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's, it's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you, bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day, I think I can't love you more.
00:49:52And then, tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you too.
00:50:27I love you too.
00:50:32what's that oh it's literally your school ring was mine and now it's yours
00:51:07what up critical situation downtown need you back to that boss i'm on my way
00:51:52james bonjour vincent james need a shower right now try again later
00:52:01flippity fuck are you doing on james's phone
00:52:14hey is everything okay with the contract man what do you know about vincent lauren
00:52:19vincent ah i mean not much i mean no dude this guy's a total player he was getting three checks
00:52:26seven one avery yo hey avery yo where you going dude if you don't silence my dad's gonna
00:52:35fucking murder me avery what the fuck anyway when i was like down on i was like
00:52:50hey avery what the you're the player here james you are no no no no his room you walked out
00:52:56of his
00:52:57room and you say i'm the i cannot be the problem this relationship you walked out of his room james
00:53:02you're a fucking hypocrite saying i'm a player i think that i am the one that was cheating
00:53:07when you're so clearly you're the one that's having a fucking full of shit i can't deal with it
00:53:11anymore and you're frankly yeah how does my ass look from my angle you're bad in bed you have
00:53:16such a problem keeping it up i mean shut up or something i didn't cheat promise
00:53:30your story better hold water okay okay um here's what happened
00:53:41the air closes on zoom 30 get the docks ready okay
00:53:53damn this is the only show i've happened thanks christ i am so sorry james what a small world
00:54:02hey oh i'm so sorry about this please let me fix it take my shot i cannot ruin your mind
00:54:11crap the shower in my room is busted clearly in a rush please let me help
00:54:18yeah yeah fuck yeah yeah let's do it james i mean it i i truly admire you just give me
00:54:27a shot
00:54:28i appreciate it mr lauren but my heart is spoken for
00:54:35i only asked for help because this meeting was crucial for my family
00:54:44did i take your meeting screw the meeting
00:54:57surprise time i love surprises oh okay here ready yeah
00:55:14wow
00:55:15wow
00:55:20that's insane
00:55:23you like this beach i love this beach good because i bought it 20 minutes ago
00:55:31welcome welcome to avery beach
00:55:36seriously you didn't actually name it avery beach right yeah yeah no i was just kidding no
00:55:43name it whatever you want thank god yeah um
00:55:55avery you're the only person that truly understands me honestly i didn't even know what real love was until i
00:56:03met you
00:56:09you rewrote you rewrote my whole life made it beautiful made it real i want it all
00:56:18every sunrise every storm every goddamn day with you
00:56:26every rock fire oh my god
00:56:31will you marry him james welton the guy who's all in
00:56:39um wow i really don't know how any of this works but
00:56:45i would love to keep being your husband
00:56:57all right
00:57:02okay so um rock capital group gala event this friday
00:57:08do you want to be my arm candy
00:57:12i wouldn't miss it
00:57:26do you want to be my arm candy
00:57:27can you just be james walton
00:57:30shoot those walton's have pilar jeans
00:57:32so just how cool
00:57:33jesus they're brothers-in-law
00:57:35your imagination is running wild
00:57:38I'm here for it.
00:57:41Okay, well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar,
00:57:44so I'm gonna try one of the special drinks, okay?
00:57:46Alright.
00:57:55They're not good enough for him.
00:57:58You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:58:03We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:06I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:07What do you want?
00:58:09Leave James.
00:58:11Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open, Lord,
00:58:14and ruin all of you.
00:58:16Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:17Excuse me?
00:58:18Whoa, whoa.
00:58:19Hello, Jimmy.
00:58:21Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:27Well...
00:58:28So, nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:32Fuck away, Miss Lauren.
00:58:34You know, excuse us.
00:58:35There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:37I'm gonna put my mouth around it.
00:58:39It's gonna be on the other side.
00:58:41Au revoir.
00:58:50Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:54Let's test that.
00:59:00Do this for me.
00:59:02I'll be all yours.
00:59:09Holy shit!
00:59:11You're over, James Walter?
00:59:12Put the...
00:59:13With the heads.
00:59:14I mean...
00:59:15I know he's Judith's brother.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:17How...
00:59:18How...
00:59:19How...
00:59:19How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:21I mean...
00:59:22That's disgusting, dude.
00:59:23Avery's marrying me.
00:59:25End of story, okay?
00:59:26Oh, by the way, I gotta thank you for that special wine you gifted us.
00:59:30Really...
00:59:30Spread things along, you know?
00:59:33I need another one.
00:59:36Let's make another one.
00:59:37Just make another one.
00:59:44So...
00:59:45You think his folks are just gonna be...
00:59:48Cool with all this?
00:59:50Or...
00:59:50Like...
00:59:51Just relax.
00:59:52I'll talk to them.
00:59:55Come to my place smiling and do this right.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:03Hello?
01:00:04Hey!
01:00:07So...
01:00:08Avery?
01:00:08Hello?
01:00:09Avery?
01:00:10Hello?
01:00:12Best friend?
01:00:13Dude?
01:00:14What the fuck?
01:00:15Hey?
01:00:16Still sitting here.
01:00:17Whatever.
01:00:43Uh...
01:00:44Fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:45Uh...
01:00:46Did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole gay, whoreship thing?
01:00:50Like...
01:00:51Full-on romance.
01:00:53They even settle down together.
01:00:55Right, right.
01:00:56I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate.
01:00:58Can't exactly have kids, so...
01:01:08Oh, hell no!
01:01:09Oh, hell no!
01:01:11Oh, hell no!
01:01:23Oh, hell no!
01:01:32Um...
01:01:33Um...
01:01:33You boys wouldn't mind picking her up?
01:01:35We'll get things back to, uh...
01:01:38Normal.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:42Sure.
01:01:42Right.
01:01:54James!
01:02:06No.
01:02:08Um...
01:02:09Wait a minute.
01:02:10You finally came to your senses and did your precious boyfriend.
01:02:13We're done.
01:02:14I realize there's nothing more important than you, Mom, and Dad.
01:02:18Mm-hmm.
01:02:20I'm your sister, and it's time I started acting like it.
01:02:26Whoa!
01:02:27Who's the hottie?
01:02:29Oh...
01:02:30He's my, uh...
01:02:31Avery!
01:02:33Right!
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute...
01:02:40Don't sweat it.
01:02:41I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:47No, yeah.
01:02:48Yes, yep.
01:02:50Again.
01:02:51Okay.
01:02:52Yep.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:56Nice.
01:02:58You know...
01:02:59That guy...
01:03:00He was, like, a total jerk.
01:03:04Freaking sucked.
01:03:07And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I bailed on the wedding.
01:03:11But, like...
01:03:12You guys becoming tight.
01:03:15It's the best thing ever.
01:03:21Avery...
01:03:22I promise I'll be the best wife now.
01:03:25Ever.
01:03:25I believe it.
01:03:26I believe it.
01:03:27I'm so...
01:03:27We got something to tell you.
01:03:36You're funny.
01:03:39You know...
01:03:41Avery...
01:03:42I get really jealous of this guy.
01:03:46Look!
01:03:47Pretty boy in here!
01:03:48He's so pretty!
01:03:51And Avery.
01:03:52Like, everybody wants him.
01:03:55Like, everybody.
01:03:57Like, everybody.
01:04:01Let's rest your order.
01:04:05No, but...
01:04:07Fine.
01:04:0840 minutes.
01:04:09Bye.
01:04:10Hey, uh...
01:04:11I got a ball to campus.
01:04:12Do you have this naked hair word?
01:04:14I'm gonna say, she's too drunk.
01:04:15Can you just take her home?
01:04:15And I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:17You gotta go.
01:04:17Thank you so much.
01:04:18I'm gonna do it.
01:04:19Yeah.
01:04:22Oh, sorry, Avery.
01:04:24You're pretty good up in here.
01:04:26Liquor.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:30Oh.
01:04:31Not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:04:33No.
01:04:41Look at me.
01:04:44I have to go.
01:04:48Go, I am.
01:04:50No!
01:04:52You have to go!
01:04:53No!
01:04:54No!
01:04:56No!
01:04:58No!
01:04:59No!
01:04:59No!
01:05:00No!
01:05:02No!
01:05:05Just take her home, and I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?
01:05:07Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean...
01:05:25Technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:05:34This is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing, and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39Say, I need space, like, a lot of it, and, you know, let's not see each other for a while.
01:06:19Jesus is pregnant.
01:06:30We're done, Avery.
01:06:32Clean break.
01:06:33Let's just get everything back on track.
01:06:37Move on.
01:06:53James, don't want to hear.
01:06:54I'm sorry.
01:07:01I didn't have a choice, okay?
01:07:06My ex had just dumped me, and I was already pregnant.
01:07:16When I came back, look, my kid needs a father, and my parents, like, they, they can't handle
01:07:25the shame that I've hooked up this disaster.
01:07:31I slipped something in your drink, just to put you under.
01:07:38Breakfast is ready.
01:07:39I want you, Avery.
01:07:44Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:50I didn't betray James.
01:07:54Hey, look.
01:07:56He's been on a bender.
01:07:59Ever since you left, okay?
01:08:01It's been bottle after bottle.
01:08:05We can't, we can't reach him.
01:08:08He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:11Avery, please, please.
01:08:13He needs you.
01:08:17He needs you.
01:08:44I was trying to know you.
01:08:47God, I miss you, Avery.
01:08:51Every.
01:08:52Damn.
01:08:53Day.
01:08:59I miss you, too.
01:09:02So much.
01:09:26Avery, don't go.
01:09:32You real?
01:09:38No, no, shit, sorry, sorry, I, I, I shouldn't do this.
01:09:42I, I'm sorry.
01:09:45Jidus, baby.
01:09:47It isn't mine.
01:09:53Say that again.
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:58You can ask her.
01:09:59She'll tell you the truth.
01:10:14Mom.
01:10:16Dad.
01:10:18This is it.
01:10:20I love Avery.
01:10:23I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:26Nobody else.
01:10:28Ever.
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton?
01:10:36Uh.
01:10:39The way I feel about James.
01:10:42I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:44I mean, what we have, it's like, it's like oxygen.
01:10:49And I, I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:10:53Losing him, it would be a nightmare.
01:10:58So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing, because it would mean
01:11:03everything to me, and I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:07Honey.
01:11:19My boy's a man now.
01:11:22Son, you go live your life.
01:11:37I'm going to go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in two hours.
01:11:53Back to me, Mophie's big sexy.
01:11:56Oh, you got it.
01:11:58I'm going to go meet the wedding planner about the Oblivet planner.
01:12:03This is my wife, you're giving me a 16-bin.
01:12:06And...
01:12:07This is my wife.
01:12:10Mm...
01:12:11I'm going to go meet the bride.
01:12:12Shh...
01:12:13I'm going to go meet the bride.
01:12:14Mm...
01:12:15Get out of my hatch.
01:12:16Hmm...
01:12:17I'll take your moves.
01:12:18Ah...
01:12:21What?
01:12:22I got it.
01:12:28Long time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:32Vincent, what are you doing?
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:09Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes, his lips.
01:13:23Wrong.
01:13:25All of it is fucking raw.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:34I need to breathe, fire that raw, untamed energy.
01:13:41Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender!
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53Plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:57How I would take him down.
01:13:58I even used Judith's baby.
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time!
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like, this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just that good between shits?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:38You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:39Now, I wonder what sound this'll make when I-
01:14:43No, no, no, no!
01:14:44No, no, no, no!
01:14:46James...
01:14:51Perfect timing, James!
01:14:53Pixie, let sis tie you up.
01:14:57Your boyfriend wants her.
01:14:59James, don't do it.
01:15:02James, get the trap.
01:15:06Good boy!
01:15:08I can't believe it.
01:15:10I'm sorry.
01:15:12No.
01:15:14He's raging me.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:18He's his friend.
01:15:20He's his name.
01:15:22He promised me that if I help him, he wouldn't even marry me and that he loves us.
01:15:30Enough!
01:15:30Cut the waterworks, sweetheart.
01:15:34You know it.
01:15:36You know how much I hate when you cry.
01:15:44I did exactly what you said.
01:15:46Let him go.
01:15:50Patience, Prince Charming.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now, option one.
01:15:57I put a bullet in our middle of a boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:10My pick.
01:16:11We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks free.
01:16:17Brilliant.
01:16:23Tick tock, Ruckerfield.
01:16:24Time to choose.
01:16:29Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:33Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really going to risk everything for this coward.
01:16:39I take a break.
01:16:42And you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven, we're all brought together in hell.
01:16:54Your fucking dreams happen.
01:16:56Oh, fuck.
01:17:02Hey, Rupert.
01:17:06No.
01:17:09James!
01:17:14James!
01:17:20James!
01:17:21James!
01:17:22James!
01:17:22James!
01:17:23James!
01:17:24James!
01:17:29James!
01:17:30James!
01:17:30No, no, no, no, no.
01:18:00No, no, no, no.
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