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Bro Code Be Damned：
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00:00:05You're the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that?
00:00:18Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:22Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:34But I don't care.
00:00:36You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:10So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:16Fucking dumbass!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:22Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31No.
00:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:34Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:40Starring him!
00:01:44All right, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:47You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:58But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:05I got you a roommate.
00:02:06He's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no.
00:02:13You're a big baby.
00:02:14And you know it.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who isn't?
00:02:37Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up?
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:10I don't care, man.
00:03:11All right?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:15And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:20I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:22Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:24All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey, hey, remind me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54It's, sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it.
00:03:58So you just don't wanna open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:10That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11Yeah.
00:04:12No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last, like, two weeks, so I, uh, hit your signal.
00:04:17So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:19I'm safe.
00:04:21Why?
00:04:21What's on the email?
00:04:24Why?
00:04:24What's on the email?
00:04:25Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:28Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Nothing.
00:04:31Because, you know, like I am, gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:33You made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should, uh, tell
00:04:38me.
00:04:39No, nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I, I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:48Okay.
00:04:49Deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year.
00:04:52New city.
00:04:53New school.
00:04:54I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:55And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:17What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:27I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:30Sweetie.
00:05:30Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:32And more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:36Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway.
00:06:02Third door to the left.
00:06:03And he'll just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show of aggression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost and we still lost her.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa!
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:18Back off.
00:07:36You looking for me?
00:07:39You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:48Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:56Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:09It's alright.
00:08:10Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:23Hey, we're great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running around so you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down!
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay, I can just go around.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:03Touchdown!
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:16Seriously?
00:09:18Kevin, we got sacked by the team version!
00:09:22Don't look, it's the kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:25Unmanged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:48And whose fault is that?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:02Missed my message?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think.
00:10:06I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:17I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes!
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:37There you go.
00:10:38Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41Dirty them.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Yes, it is.
00:10:46Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:49So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57Do what?
00:10:58I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:09Keep it cool.
00:11:10Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:17The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26Are you sure you want me to take your chance?
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes, Rhett.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:45What?
00:11:46Are you alright?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:47Any a little bit of Eric.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just...
00:12:06Oh my god.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:13You have double XL condoms, are you serious?
00:12:16I'll tell you those.
00:12:18It's for growl-ups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate.
00:13:21And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:33Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:45sure that you're safe.
00:13:46Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:51Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:56No.
00:13:56Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:01Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:20Yes, I do.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:40Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:46But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:50I am not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:05Are you ready to survive?
00:15:07Come on.
00:15:09Let's go.
00:15:11Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:13Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:24Oh my god.
00:15:26Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone.
00:15:33The strippers arrived.
00:15:35Let's all give littlest hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:48I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up.
00:16:00Let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:29Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:36Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to help.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:43You dress like a hooker.
00:16:44You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim you?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:58Hey, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09But you're so thirsty.
00:17:11Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:29What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31I'm at Club Five.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:37What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:49Come on, Brett.
00:17:50Please, this is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:54You want it to break the rules?
00:17:55You enjoy your night.
00:17:57Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20What?
00:18:21No!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:24You paid the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett's touching.
00:18:30That's fine.
00:18:31We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:49Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Please.
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart.
00:19:00A dare is a dare.
00:19:01Stop fighting.
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:06Taking that V card out there.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:17Please.
00:19:17Please.
00:19:17Please.
00:19:18Get in this.
00:19:19That's what gets used.
00:19:22Hey, asshole.
00:19:27Oh, my God.
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:48this is a total overreaction jason and allie we're just having fun together
00:19:53i mean look at how she's dressed she's practically begging for it
00:20:07you know i better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:12and that goes for everybody i don't want to see one picture of one video does everybody
00:20:16understand that great we're going to delete them right now
00:20:38hey hey what do you think you're doing huh sneaking out going to a place like this
00:20:45what happened if i hadn't shown up huh
00:20:48what did you mean back there
00:20:53back where and you told everyone that i'm your girl
00:21:00the literal meaning i completely lost it when that piece of was touching me
00:21:06i told ron that i was going to protect you and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:12yeah i know because i'm just ron's little sister always causing trouble just put this out happy
00:21:26well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this
00:21:29like i'm desperate no that's not true i know okay i'm a total joke
00:21:33bullshit you're trying to impress people that don't matter okay these people are not your friends and
00:21:37you're lowering your standards and you don't know i know obviously i know rita's not my friend and i
00:21:42i know that i'm a pathetic loser and i know that i'm not good enough for you that's not true
00:21:53i don't want to be me okay i want to be liked i want to be wanted and i want
00:21:58someone who will answer when i call them
00:22:01i'll always answer when you come i'll always be there so what does that mean what does that mean
00:22:07for us what am i to you brett i'm losing my mind i know the rules but look at her
00:22:16all i can think
00:22:18just this once what
00:22:24just say it just say it i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:28because i'm just ron's little sister no it's only reason you look at me huh that is not true
00:22:34then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me tell me there's nothing happening
00:22:38right now i can't you can't actually do anything about it either so you know what just forget it
00:22:47forget i said anything i'm done begging you i'm done no alison alison stop it
00:23:01listen there is a line that i am trying to not cross why because if i do i won't be
00:23:09able to stop
00:23:12it says that you have to stop
00:23:17please don't stop
00:23:38what are you doing we're hurting everything
00:24:05what is he doing is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:20yeah your eyes are super red hey ron what's up man
00:24:23ali called me dumbass and i had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers so
00:24:28you guys
00:24:29better have a good ass explanation right now or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:32it's it was an accident okay we just i butt dialed you we went to the freshman party and and
00:24:40i was
00:24:41leaving and something got in my eye and so brett was helping me and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:46okay chill really yeah look
00:24:53it's really dry okay my eyes like dying
00:24:58all right brett if that's true you guys got to take care to i don't know like an urgent care
00:25:02right
00:25:03now or something i need you to take care of that i was uh i was going to right after
00:25:06i got it peace
00:25:09bye
00:25:13oh my god that was really really close
00:25:16hey but uh
00:25:18what's going on we should you forgot something no ellie
00:25:20it's late come on you almost kissed me hey allison
00:25:25stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:32you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:40is you
00:25:48all right ladies physical assessments today allison you're first
00:26:04so
00:26:25Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:29You ain't looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:31You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:44Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:57Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:03Solo Allison? Let me help. No hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, she's with me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:39Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:48Are you jealous or something?
00:27:50No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:54Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03Alright, come on.
00:28:05You're first.
00:28:12Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:14You ready, Ricky?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:18But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:23You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:00I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09You're turned.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:37Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:53You okay, Brett?
00:29:54I'm okay.
00:29:55And done!
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:03Really?
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:16Not me.
00:30:18Not me.
00:30:33Oh, my...
00:30:35Dude, it's fucking hot!
00:30:37You okay?
00:30:39Oh, my God.
00:30:46Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:49Yes.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseve it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:03Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:04It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:07I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:09I, um, didn't...
00:31:11You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:13And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:20Okay, I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:30This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:35for like a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh my God, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47You okay?
00:31:48We're all...
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03You got all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:07I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Thanks.
00:32:10Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:23And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:25Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, uh, sorry I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:43Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:45Late is late.
00:32:46You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey!
00:32:57What's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:01It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No!
00:33:09Hey!
00:33:09Stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You wanna fight?
00:33:20I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:27Hey!
00:33:27What are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36All of you.
00:33:36Get out of here.
00:33:37Right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me?
00:33:38Get out!
00:33:43You okay?
00:33:45It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:49So, I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:52It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:07Alright.
00:34:08Hey, listen.
00:34:09Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11Alright?
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look, uh...
00:34:55You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:59It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:02That's true.
00:35:03I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you.
00:35:14As...
00:35:14As your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:18As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22Alright.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:26Allison.
00:35:27I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:34You take center.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:48Hey.
00:35:49Look at the leg.
00:35:52Hold on, Tim.
00:35:57Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:36What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38That's Alison Scott.
00:36:40I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:45All this thing is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform.
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:58Stay with me.
00:36:59I don't have to.
00:37:00See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:07is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Yes!
00:37:30Oh!
00:37:31Good job!
00:37:31Right here.
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:41Woo!
00:37:44Hey!
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:50You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:53OK, shut up.
00:37:54Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:09Oh, my God.
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kiss!
00:38:17Kiss!
00:38:19Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss!
00:38:22Kiss!
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss can standoff
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:32Come on Allison
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:41But I want it
00:38:57Wait what
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening
00:39:06Kiss can me and Brett
00:39:17Allison don't pass out
00:39:23Thanks for keeping shot at bay
00:39:25No problem
00:39:34This is insane
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38But it feels so right
00:39:41I never want it to end
00:39:47Harrison
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school
00:40:00Ron just calm down okay
00:40:01You're making a scene
00:40:02I'm making a scene
00:40:03Yeah
00:40:03I'm making a scene
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron
00:40:07Stop beating like this okay
00:40:10Are you serious right now
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in
00:40:12You two would have needed to get a rope
00:40:16You're unbelievable
00:40:18I hate you
00:40:22Dude I'm
00:40:23No no no
00:40:23You cut the crap
00:40:24You tell me right now
00:40:25What's happening between you two
00:40:26I promise
00:40:27Do not bullshit me
00:40:28Do not bullshit me
00:40:29Absolutely nothing
00:40:30I'm serious
00:40:31Nothing
00:40:32You're fucking lying
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:34Okay
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37I know that
00:40:38So you stay in your lane
00:40:39Because she is my sister
00:40:41And I'm warning you
00:40:42You do not cross me
00:40:43You do not
00:40:44I promise
00:40:45Dude
00:40:46Fuck
00:40:51Hey we need to talk
00:40:53No
00:40:54I sound like a mom
00:40:57This is ridiculous
00:40:58Why am I texting him
00:40:59He's literally in the next room
00:41:01You know what
00:41:03Just go in there
00:41:04Just ask him
00:41:05Hey Brett
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss
00:41:07He kissed me back
00:41:09He can't deny it this time
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed
00:41:14Okay
00:41:15Do
00:41:16Or die
00:41:22What are you doing
00:41:23Getting groceries
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27Well I think you should do something else
00:41:30I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:35Brett
00:41:37What happened at the kiss camp today
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:45Hi
00:41:46You can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:47Like are you that much of a coward
00:41:49Oh you know what
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing
00:41:52Because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:54It was a kiss camp at a game
00:41:56And we did it
00:41:57Do you want to get real Ellie
00:41:58The fun's over
00:41:59It's finished
00:42:00Do you understand
00:42:04Don't you dare
00:42:05No don't you dare look like that
00:42:06I'm not doing anything
00:42:07No no no
00:42:08That's not fair okay
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:10You think I'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:42:17Yeah I know what you're doing
00:42:18I'm not doing anything
00:42:19Yes you are
00:42:21You know what even if I was
00:42:22I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:24Because that's all this is
00:42:26Yeah
00:42:27Okay so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:42:29I had two options
00:42:31You and him
00:42:32And I picked wrong
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that Ellie
00:42:39Chad's a predator
00:42:40And a loser
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody
00:42:43A lot better than that okay
00:42:46I can't
00:42:52Oh
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:43:00Well at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:11You know
00:43:13Biology
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23Allie
00:43:24Brett
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out
00:43:29I can't get out
00:43:30If I get out he's going to see me with my flagpole
00:43:31And he's going to kill me
00:43:32Okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34So I
00:43:35I'm going to get out
00:43:36Okay cool
00:43:37Allie hey
00:43:39Oh my god he's telling you
00:43:40Allie hey
00:43:41Just get under fit on what?
00:43:43Brett
00:43:48Allie
00:43:49Hi
00:43:49Hi
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah but I'm naked
00:43:53What?
00:43:54I'm naked
00:43:54Get out
00:43:56You're
00:43:58You're not though
00:44:00Okay well
00:44:01I also have a vibe
00:44:03And you're ruining it
00:44:04So
00:44:04I'm sorry I just
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday
00:44:07You got it
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today
00:44:15I mean it
00:44:16You kicked ass
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was
00:44:18An asshole about it
00:44:21Thanks
00:44:27Okay but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend
00:44:31Just suck my sister's face off
00:44:34Traumatized me
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:38Wrong
00:44:38I mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:40It's a game
00:44:41Everyone does it
00:44:43A game
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:45I don't know
00:44:46A dream
00:44:46This is a guy that you've
00:44:48Had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49Well it was him
00:44:50Or it was Chad
00:44:51So who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair
00:44:55Chad sucks
00:44:56Yeah
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit
00:44:57Okay
00:44:58Okay
00:44:58He's my best friend
00:44:59And I don't want things to be weird
00:45:02They won't be
00:45:06Okay thanks
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry
00:45:16I got water in my nose
00:45:17Okay
00:45:18I'm okay
00:45:19Don't drown
00:45:19Okay
00:45:20Okay
00:45:20Have a good soak I guess
00:45:21Okay
00:45:23Bye
00:45:30The illegal's gonna die
00:45:34Good talk
00:45:35Wait
00:45:38I have to ask you something
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42On a date
00:45:43Don't be the little sister Allison
00:45:44Be the girl he kissed
00:45:46There's this
00:45:48Like stupid event
00:45:49Thing tomorrow
00:45:50I was just wondering
00:45:52If you would want to go with me
00:46:00Got plans Allie
00:46:05Okay
00:46:05Yeah whatever
00:46:06I just
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans
00:46:31Except his are with Rita
00:46:32Not me
00:46:42Look
00:46:44Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45She's finally getting back
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55I came by myself
00:46:56Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:47:02Nothing major
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here Allie
00:47:11Huh
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14Fifteen dollars
00:47:15I made it myself
00:47:17Fifteen dollars?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine
00:47:20You don't have to buy it
00:47:21It's ambitious
00:47:24You know I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26I'm gonna take
00:47:27Every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33You wanna say five hundred dollars apiece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage
00:47:40You know I value the artist
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:43So five hundred dollars?
00:47:44What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing
00:47:46No you're nothing
00:47:47Especially compared to her
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No I'm serious
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again
00:48:01You know I do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday
00:48:08And then today you come
00:48:09And you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:10You're distant with me one second
00:48:12And then you defend me the next
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to
00:48:16No
00:48:18Allison
00:48:19Party at my place
00:48:21Celebrating the big win
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25I'm not interested
00:48:27She's a grown woman
00:48:29She can speak for herself
00:48:31So
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:39Who does he think he is
00:48:41Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine
00:48:44Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:46No, yeah
00:48:48Sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:01There she is
00:49:03My guest of honor
00:49:05Damn, Allison
00:49:06You look sexy
00:49:07Oh
00:49:09Thanks
00:49:13It's a cool party
00:49:14Yeah, you know
00:49:15I threw this whole thing
00:49:16Just for you
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single
00:49:22I'm single
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:26So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:29No deal
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend
00:49:34Of my brother
00:49:37Is his loss
00:49:38My gain
00:49:41Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison
00:49:46Let's fix that
00:49:50Yeah
00:49:51No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on
00:49:56You haven't played the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:58No
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end
00:50:01Until one of us chickens out
00:50:19Damn it
00:50:19Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:22Come on, Allison
00:50:23You're already here
00:50:35Fine
00:50:37But I play to win
00:50:43Aki, check it out
00:50:44Ten bucks say they kiss
00:51:00Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:02Game's over
00:51:03Let's go
00:51:04Excuse me
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:05Get off of me
00:51:06What do you think you're doing?
00:51:07You're ruining my night
00:51:08You just think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Rod would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:11Don't care
00:51:12How about you elect her someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on
00:51:14Okay
00:51:14No more of these stupid games
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit
00:51:16I know
00:51:17Let's go
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games
00:51:19I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:23Get the fuck away from me
00:51:34Oh my god
00:51:35Oh shit
00:51:52Oh my god
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:03Look at me
00:52:04Look at me
00:52:04Look at me
00:52:05Hey, hey
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't
00:52:08I can't
00:52:08I can't feel it
00:52:09I can't feel it
00:52:11Just try to breathe
00:52:11Alright, hey
00:52:15I'm gonna be okay
00:52:17Alright
00:52:17It hurts
00:52:18Let's get you
00:52:19Let's get you
00:52:22Okay
00:52:24Okay
00:52:24Okay
00:52:25Yeah
00:52:25Oh my god
00:52:26Get out of my way
00:52:27Move
00:52:28Move
00:52:30Just put me down, Fred
00:52:32Alright, here we go
00:52:32Put you down
00:52:32You know, you could have died
00:52:36And Chad
00:52:37I mean, my god
00:52:38You have no business
00:52:39Being around that guy
00:52:40Let alone being this close
00:52:41To kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's half a brain cell
00:52:43Realize he's a total fucking douchebag
00:52:44Alright
00:52:44That's not fair
00:52:46What's not fair?
00:52:48What's not fair?
00:52:49What am I not understanding?
00:52:50Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52That I don't know how this works
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:54I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:58You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me
00:53:03I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:05How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:08You're worse
00:53:09I jumped in the pool
00:53:09I saved your life
00:53:10And now what?
00:53:11I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse
00:53:14Because you saved me when I was drowning
00:53:16Yeah
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:20Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:23Because you drove me to school when I was late
00:53:25Yeah, I know
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29You know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you
00:53:38That's the worst thing
00:53:39Don't say that
00:53:40I did
00:53:41No, no
00:53:41I fell in love with you
00:53:42I'm in love with you
00:53:43Stop, stop
00:53:43And you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:46I know
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:48And saving me like a hero
00:53:50And then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:54Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:58And you can't keep doing that
00:54:01Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop
00:54:06Tell me that you don't want this
00:54:07Tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:09I'm going to tell you to stop this
00:54:11I'm never going to tell you to stop
00:54:18Fuck it
00:54:19Fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44Listen, you have no idea
00:54:46Every single time I saw you with him
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:50That you've always been more to me
00:54:52Than just my best friend's sister
00:54:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run
00:55:00But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:20I think about you every day
00:55:22Every morning
00:55:24And every night
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes
00:55:31It's you that I see
00:55:45I want you to take me
00:55:48Right here
00:55:51Right now
00:56:05So what do we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:15What do you want me to be?
00:56:18I want you to be mine
00:56:22I think I already am
00:56:27But what about Ron?
00:56:29He's going to kill you
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:33He's very protectable to brother
00:56:35But I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40How much I love you
00:56:46I don't know
00:56:47I think
00:56:49I think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53Just for now
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57I know
00:57:00But it's just
00:57:01For a little
00:57:03Until we find the right moment
00:57:08I don't want to hear what
00:57:10We'll be secret Lars
00:57:28Thinking about you
00:57:37Hi Captain
00:57:39When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:40I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car
00:57:45And just sprinting to you
00:57:47Aww
00:57:48Well
00:57:49As much as I'd love to see you running to me
00:57:52Don't
00:57:53My legs are killing me
00:57:55And
00:57:56I really like your car
00:57:58Oh I know you love my car
00:57:59He grabbed me by the waist
00:58:01Hoisting me up
00:58:02Putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett
00:58:03Stop
00:58:04Don't
00:58:05Read my smut
00:58:06I'm telling you
00:58:07Every single word that you've ever written
00:58:09Is etched into my heart
00:58:10Into my soul
00:58:12It trails kisses from my neck
00:58:14To my breasts
00:58:15Generally
00:58:16Sucking
00:58:16And biting
00:58:17Holy shit
00:58:19That is literal trash
00:58:21But why does it sound like 50 shades of grey
00:58:23When he says it?
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:29Palm's my center
00:58:31Slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33Are you away, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck
00:58:43Oh my god, someone's coming
00:58:44I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46Bye
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07Hey
00:59:08Are you okay?
00:59:09You sounded sick
00:59:10Do you need help?
00:59:11Mind your own business, Virgin Mary
00:59:13You think just because Brett took a chance on you once
00:59:15You're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help
00:59:20Save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:25Shoot
00:59:26I'm late
00:59:26I'm late
00:59:44I'm late
00:59:46Brett
00:59:48That's Allison's
00:59:49Uh
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom
00:59:51If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's
00:59:52I never would have touched it
01:00:10See what you have to
01:00:13Hey
01:00:14Hey
01:00:15You found my bag
01:00:15I was looking for that
01:00:16Thank you
01:00:17No problem
01:00:21Attention
01:00:22All members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24It has been brought to our attention
01:00:26That apparently someone on this squad
01:00:28Is using illegal drugs
01:00:30I strongly suggest
01:00:31Whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:34Otherwise
01:00:35Will be forced to contact the campus police
01:00:38For a thorough search
01:00:39Well
01:00:40I think we all know someone who would do anything
01:00:42To stop being the fat friend
01:00:44Right?
01:00:45I'm sorry but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago
01:00:48Excuse me
01:00:49I was fixing my makeup
01:00:50Sounded like you were retching
01:00:51And I asked you if you were a
01:00:53Look at this
01:00:54This is perfection
01:00:55It's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:58And we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:00I mean after all
01:01:01Who came in with zero athletic ability
01:01:03And suddenly has endless energy
01:01:05Search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:11Your turn Scott
01:01:13Sure but I
01:01:15Rita
01:01:17Jackpaw
01:01:19Well well well
01:01:20Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23I knew it
01:01:24No one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:28Allison
01:01:29Performance enhancing substances
01:01:31Are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:33Coach I promise you
01:01:34I've never seen those before okay those aren't mine
01:01:37Right
01:01:37A cheater and a liar
01:01:40Coach please listen to me
01:01:42I've never seen those
01:01:44I don't know what they are
01:01:45I'm lying
01:01:46It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:49They're mine
01:01:50Yeah those are actually my vitamins
01:01:53Did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:57Yeah sorry I should have labeled them or something
01:01:59He's right
01:02:00They're just vitamins
01:02:01No they aren't
01:02:02Uh Miss Russo
01:02:03How is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:08I just
01:02:11They look suspicious
01:02:12Well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:15Yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:18That's enough
01:02:19All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23Rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:27What you can't do that
01:02:29Championships are in two weeks
01:02:30Nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:32I mean I know it
01:02:33Yeah every count every formation I could step up and do it
01:02:38You little bitch
01:02:39You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:41That's enough Rita
01:02:43My decision is final
01:02:49Listen up
01:02:49When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:51You're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:53You want us to drop her?
01:02:55She could get seriously hurt
01:02:56That's the point
01:02:58Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:00So tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02Coach will kill me
01:03:03Fine
01:03:04Then say goodbye to those little supplements
01:03:06That keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:08I know everything
01:03:09Girls
01:03:10Every dirty little secret
01:03:11Do exactly as I say
01:03:13Or you're gone
01:03:14You're cool
01:03:15And make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:17She never gets back up
01:03:25Very sweet
01:03:28What happened back there?
01:03:29How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:32I saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:35So I swamped it out
01:03:38I knew it
01:03:39I knew she was up to something
01:03:40You know I heard her
01:03:41In the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:43Yeah
01:03:44She was throwing up
01:03:46It was when we were
01:03:48When we were having
01:03:54Bone sex
01:03:56So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03Hey, do you
01:04:05Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07Seriously, go put that garbage in your head
01:04:09I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:11I mean, I'm being serious though
01:04:12I'm being serious too
01:04:13Allison
01:04:15Perfect, just who you are
01:04:16Yeah
01:04:18I'll always be there
01:04:20To catch you on your phone
01:04:23Always
01:04:26All right
01:04:27On the count
01:04:28You both perform an elevated prep
01:04:30Rita, you're up first
01:04:31Then Allison
01:04:44Okay, Allison
01:04:46Hey, great job you guys
01:04:49You killed it
01:05:12Hey
01:05:13I told you to catch you
01:05:15Brett
01:05:17You just saved my life
01:05:22Guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:25Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:27You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30Are you kidding me?
01:05:31They almost dropped me
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed
01:05:33I could have died
01:05:34That would have been the best news of my life
01:05:36Rita
01:05:37That is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:39Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:45Oh, Brett
01:05:47Thank you
01:05:48Oh my gosh
01:05:49I really appreciate that catch
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack
01:05:52All right, everyone
01:05:53In light of the performances and character
01:05:56I am so proud to announce
01:05:58Allison Scott as the new captain
01:06:02Thank you
01:06:03Thank you
01:06:04Wow
01:06:06Congratulations, Captain Scott
01:06:07I'm proud of you
01:06:08Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:13And that's game
01:06:14State loses 21-35
01:06:19Allie
01:06:20Look, I know
01:06:21It's not what you wanted
01:06:22It's okay
01:06:23Because you did good
01:06:24That's all that matters
01:06:25Thanks, bro
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:27I'll be right back
01:06:27Ew
01:06:28Don't ever touch me again, weirdo
01:06:30Yo
01:06:31Allison
01:06:32She is
01:06:33Lookin' good, baby
01:06:34Y'all do private shows
01:06:36You know, something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:39You're so gross
01:06:42Yo, what the hell?
01:06:43Are you serious?
01:06:44What?
01:06:45What's going on?
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:47No, don't play with me, bitch
01:06:48You've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50I'm in your dreams
01:06:51How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again
01:06:57You think you're so fuckin' special
01:06:59Why?
01:07:00You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position
01:07:03How?
01:07:04By sucking your way to the top
01:07:06Nina must be how you got out there
01:07:08Considering how much you suck while you play
01:07:11You shameless whore
01:07:12Hey!
01:07:14I'm one of them
01:07:16I do
01:07:16You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:19She's a public boss
01:07:20Everybody gets a ride
01:07:25Hey, fuckface
01:07:27You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:33Hey, that's enough
01:07:35What's going on here?
01:07:36I mean, coach, we all saw it
01:07:37Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:39You're gonna hit her?
01:07:41Get my office now
01:07:42You
01:07:43With me
01:07:44This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:46Let's
01:07:47We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:49Hey
01:07:50You sure you're on it?
01:07:56It's a really nasty cut, Brad
01:07:58You could have broken your hand
01:08:00Yeah, well, it was totally worth it
01:08:02Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:05Sit up
01:08:12You know, I could kind of get used to this
01:08:13Having, uh, nurse Allison around
01:08:16Take care of me
01:08:17Help me out
01:08:19Yo, guys, 304
01:08:20I think it's this one
01:08:21Let's go see the hero
01:08:23Oh, shit, no
01:08:24That's Ron and the whole team
01:08:25They can't see us like this
01:08:27I won't let him
01:08:29Let's tell him
01:08:30Let's tell him the truth
01:08:31In front of
01:08:32The entire team
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:37What do you want to do?
01:08:38Let's hide
01:08:39Yeah
01:08:39Okay
01:08:45Brett!
01:08:46Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:47Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man
01:08:49God, you have no idea
01:08:52How crazy you drive me
01:08:54You know, every single time I see you
01:08:56All I can think about is, uh
01:09:01Doing this
01:09:03You need a hand, man?
01:09:04No, I got everything I need, uh
01:09:07Right here
01:09:13You gotta be quiet
01:09:17Let's see what happens
01:09:20Brett, stop jerking off
01:09:21And get your ass out here, man
01:09:22Hey, you know what?
01:09:23It, uh, takes me a very long time
01:09:26Assholes
01:09:36I feel what you did
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:40It's kinda hard to miss
01:09:42Yeah
01:09:44Hard to know
01:09:46Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man
01:09:48We got your food
01:09:49It's gonna get cold
01:09:49You know my hands are soft, bro
01:09:51I can help you
01:09:51Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:55All right, let's just give him some space
01:09:57Enjoy your blue balls
01:09:58Yeah, don't pull muscles
01:09:59You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02I think I've earned some, uh, health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean
01:10:08You know, you could have just asked
01:10:11You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:26Are you gonna help me?
01:10:32No, I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:52Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed
01:10:54I've heard the halftime show's gonna break the internet
01:10:57Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:58Sick
01:10:59Ladies and gentlemen
01:11:01Let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:04Led by Captain Allison Scott
01:11:09I will end you
01:11:10Beat
01:11:13Save your applause, everyone
01:11:15You're cheering for a fraud
01:11:16Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:19She bought it
01:11:20With illegal performance enhancers
01:11:22And her dealer
01:11:23Look no further than your MVP
01:11:26Brett Harrison
01:11:31That's, that's not true
01:11:33You know what, I don't care
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay
01:11:37She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:40Just ask them yourself
01:11:41Oh, really?
01:11:43Let's ask the SWAT then
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:50He said he had good stuff
01:11:53But only if we helped Allison become captain
01:11:56You know, that's bullshit
01:11:57I have proof
01:12:01I know real doctors
01:12:03I've got pills
01:12:04Allie
01:12:06No more being blackmailed
01:12:08Let Allison take the captain position
01:12:12This is insane, okay?
01:12:14I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:16Oh, sweetie
01:12:17It's all coming out now
01:12:18I saw her taking pills
01:12:20For practice
01:12:21We trusted you
01:12:22Cheater
01:12:25Hey, anybody who messes with her
01:12:27Messes with me
01:12:28Open your eyes, Brett
01:12:30She's using you
01:12:31For the clout
01:12:32For the status
01:12:33Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:36Nobody
01:12:36A total bottom feeder
01:12:38Rudy, you know what?
01:12:39You're so full of shit
01:12:39It's unbelievable
01:12:41How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:42And what'd you do to it?
01:12:43You have nothing to fear
01:12:43If you have nothing to hide
01:12:47Listen, just
01:12:47Please listen to me
01:12:49Hey, everybody
01:12:50Just shut up
01:12:50This is my sister, okay?
01:12:52She would never do something like this
01:12:54And here come the pretzels
01:12:57All right
01:12:57That's enough
01:12:58That's enough
01:12:59Now, in light of these
01:13:01Significant allegations
01:13:02As well as the evidence
01:13:04That has been presented
01:13:05I have no choice
01:13:07Allison Scott
01:13:08You are hereby removed
01:13:09From your position
01:13:10As captain of the cheerleader
01:13:11Furthermore
01:13:12You are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14Pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:16Justice for the real athletes
01:13:18Hold on
01:13:20Hold it
01:13:21If you would please
01:13:22Look to the jumbotron
01:13:24I know some real doctors
01:13:26That can help you guys
01:13:26Get healthy
01:13:27The right way
01:13:28No more pills
01:13:29No more purging
01:13:30No more blackmail
01:13:31You'd really help us?
01:13:32Absolutely
01:13:33Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:35Take your spouse ever again
01:13:36So, what's the catch?
01:13:38We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine
01:13:40This video
01:13:41This is the real conversation
01:13:43Not the edited one
01:13:45That Rita just played
01:13:47Not for the drugs
01:13:49These are the drugs that I gave the girls
01:13:50They're vitamins
01:13:51You can get these at any pharmacy
01:13:53In the world
01:13:54You wanna check these out, principal?
01:13:59He's right
01:14:00These are common supplements
01:14:02Everybody
01:14:03Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:05To take dangerous weight loss supplements
01:14:08She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply
01:14:10And she's been shaming them
01:14:11Degrading them for the bodies that they have
01:14:13Now everybody is different
01:14:15But all bodies are beautiful
01:14:16Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason
01:14:19One reason only
01:14:19Because she was a threat
01:14:20She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad
01:14:24And it's horrible
01:14:25Because Allison
01:14:26She's a beautiful person
01:14:28And she would never do anything like this
01:14:29And she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:34That's not true
01:14:35He's lying
01:14:35She's the one who's in drugging the team
01:14:38Lock her up
01:14:40Lock her up
01:14:41Lock her up
01:14:42Lock her up
01:14:44You fucking bitch
01:14:44You ruined my life
01:14:47You ruined it yourself
01:14:59Look at you
01:15:00Playing the victim
01:15:01You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks
01:15:05Just when I give you a chance
01:15:07You ruined crying to Harrison
01:15:09Nothing but a little
01:15:10Shut up, dude
01:15:11Shut up
01:15:12What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:14I don't have to do anything
01:15:15You're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now
01:15:17Mr. Williams
01:15:21Apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:26From various female students
01:15:28As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities
01:15:31What?
01:15:32No, my father
01:15:34Your father may have his name on the library
01:15:36But I assure you
01:15:37His money will not buy you immunity
01:15:39You can take him away
01:15:40Marty's over, let go
01:15:42No, I'll throw you off
01:15:44This isn't over
01:15:47And as for you
01:15:48Miss Scott
01:15:49On behalf of the entire administration
01:15:53I would like to apologize to you
01:15:56For everything that you've had to endure
01:15:57And as of now
01:15:59You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:03You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain
01:16:08Thank you, principal
01:16:09All right, everyone
01:16:10Sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:13I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:14But
01:16:15We have a game to get back to
01:16:17So let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:18Woo!
01:16:21Let's win!
01:16:32Cut down!
01:16:35We have a game to run
01:16:39Yeah!
01:16:42We have a game to run
01:16:53Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:17:04Hey! Allison!
01:17:08The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:13Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:17I think he knew before we did.
01:17:20I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:22I love you, too, quarterback.
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