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00:01:19I talked to Vivian.
00:01:21She said Madison made head cheerleader.
00:01:23Good for Madison.
00:01:25Could be good for you, too.
00:01:27Maybe she could get you on the squad.
00:01:29You're not interested.
00:01:31Aw, come on.
00:01:32You look so cute in one of those little outfits.
00:01:35Never gonna happen.
00:01:37Oh, my God!
00:01:39Jesus!
00:01:40The car in front of me just stopped short.
00:01:42Because there's a stop sign.
00:01:44You should be more alert.
00:01:45Well, maybe if you were actually teaching me how to drive and not putting on your lipstick.
00:01:51I think you inherited the bad driving gene from me.
00:01:54No, I just need more practice.
00:01:55You promised we'd go twice a week.
00:01:57Why don't you get a boyfriend to drive you around?
00:02:00Right.
00:02:01Right.
00:02:01Your solution to everything.
00:02:02Oh, when I was your age, I had several.
00:02:05What about Evan?
00:02:07Evan doesn't drive.
00:02:09Anyway, the person has to be over 25.
00:02:12Why don't you ask your dad?
00:02:14Remind him he has a daughter.
00:02:17What?
00:02:18Oh!
00:02:19God!
00:02:25Hey, learn how to drive!
00:02:32Oh, that must be Sylvia's son.
00:02:38Poor thing.
00:02:50You must be Vince.
00:02:51Uh, yeah.
00:02:53So good to finally meet you.
00:02:55Your mom told me so much about you.
00:02:57And you are?
00:02:58I'm Nancy.
00:02:59Oh.
00:02:59I live next door.
00:03:01And your mom was a wonderful friend.
00:03:04Oh, thank you.
00:03:05It's very nice of you to say.
00:03:07And this is Sarah, my daughter.
00:03:08Hi.
00:03:09Hi.
00:03:10She's shy.
00:03:11So how long are you going to stay?
00:03:13Uh, just to get the place ready.
00:03:14Ready?
00:03:15We're selling it?
00:03:18Of course.
00:03:20Is Elizabeth coming?
00:03:21No, no, no.
00:03:22Just me for now.
00:03:24Well, please.
00:03:26If there's anything you need,
00:03:28don't hesitate to come by.
00:03:30Okay, I appreciate that.
00:03:31It's just me and Sarah.
00:03:33Don't be a stranger.
00:03:35All right.
00:03:36It's nice meeting you both.
00:03:37You too.
00:03:42What?
00:03:43He's cute.
00:03:44He's younger than you.
00:03:46So?
00:03:48So?
00:03:48Isn't that, like, against your rules?
00:03:51You do have a point.
00:03:53I don't have time to waste on a younger man.
00:03:56Glad you thought this through.
00:03:58I'm going in.
00:04:01Come on.
00:04:05Creepy, feminine, fun-loving woman in her mid-40s.
00:04:13No, in her prime.
00:04:19Looking for...
00:04:20Hey, Sarah?
00:04:22Sarah?
00:04:23What?
00:04:23Will you come here a minute?
00:04:25I want to show you something.
00:04:27For a...
00:04:28Should I?
00:04:30Come here.
00:04:30I want to show you.
00:04:31Look.
00:04:32Come here.
00:04:33Mom, I really want to finish this piece.
00:04:34Oh, you can take a break from your painting for one second.
00:04:38Just come here.
00:04:39Look.
00:04:39Oh, my God.
00:04:40All right.
00:04:41What do you think that...
00:04:41Is that curvy-looking of the long-winded or prime?
00:04:44All right, look.
00:04:45Can you please take a picture?
00:04:46Because I tried to take...
00:04:48Can you just take a selfie?
00:04:50I did.
00:04:51Look at that.
00:04:51It's terrible.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:53Yeah, you have to hold it higher.
00:04:56What do you...
00:04:57Like, up.
00:04:58Higher.
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:00Is that how they do that?
00:05:01See?
00:05:03Good?
00:05:04Okay.
00:05:05Have fun.
00:05:06Have fun.
00:06:21Hi, Vince. It's Mom.
00:06:24I just spoke with Margo.
00:06:27Penny, I hope you're doing all right.
00:06:29Call me back, sweetheart.
00:06:40Vince, it's Mom again.
00:06:43Why aren't you returning my calls?
00:06:45I hope you're taking care of yourself.
00:06:48I know how you can get.
00:06:50Call me.
00:06:52Love you.
00:07:01I love you.
00:07:01I don't know.
00:07:31I don't know.
00:07:32I don't know.
00:07:52Hey.
00:07:53I'm Altai.
00:07:55I'm busy.
00:07:56Come on. Open up.
00:07:58Ugh.
00:08:07So a bunch of us are going to the new Transformers tonight.
00:08:10Forget it.
00:08:11Come on, it'll be fun.
00:08:13Well, I want to keep working on this.
00:08:15Can I see it?
00:08:16No.
00:08:18Come on.
00:08:19Show it to me.
00:08:21Just once.
00:08:24Dream on.
00:08:36Oh, my God.
00:08:43Are you okay?
00:08:45I'm fine. Thank you.
00:08:48Let me help you.
00:08:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:50Ow.
00:08:51Don't do that. You don't have to do that.
00:08:52It's okay. It's okay.
00:08:53Um.
00:08:54Oh, my gosh.
00:08:55Oh, my God.
00:08:56I don't know how I'm going to get this place cleaned up in a month.
00:08:59A month?
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:00Actually, a little less than that.
00:09:02Oh, my God.
00:09:02You need help.
00:09:04Hold on.
00:09:05Sarah?
00:09:07Check out this video.
00:09:08It doesn't just buzz.
00:09:12What?
00:09:14Can you come down and join us, please?
00:09:16Evan's here.
00:09:17It's okay.
00:09:18It's okay.
00:09:18Just for a second.
00:09:20Fine.
00:09:22Come on.
00:09:25I have a great idea.
00:09:29What's up?
00:09:30Vince just told me that he's only got a few days.
00:09:33Well, a few weeks to clean out his mom's house.
00:09:36Okay?
00:09:37And you need driving lessons.
00:09:41I doubt that she wants to spend her summer cleaning up my mom's house.
00:09:43I don't think that's it.
00:09:44She wants to get her license, she does.
00:09:45I've been very busy.
00:09:46Maybe if you didn't go on all those dates.
00:09:49Honey, please.
00:09:50Thank you, but I'll figure it out.
00:09:52I will.
00:09:52You really need help, don't you?
00:09:53And you really want driving lessons, right?
00:09:56So now's your chance.
00:10:00Perfect!
00:10:01Okay, I gotta go.
00:10:02So why don't you help Vince clean up this mess now?
00:10:05You stink.
00:10:09Yeah, I gotta bounce.
00:10:13You don't have to do this.
00:10:14You do know that, right?
00:10:17It's the only way I'll get my license before I'm 30.
00:10:22But if I'm in your way, then I...
00:10:24No, no, no, no, no.
00:10:25I could actually use the help, so it'd be great.
00:10:28Okay.
00:10:29How about we get started tomorrow?
00:10:31How about give me a day to organize things?
00:10:35Okay?
00:10:36Sure.
00:10:37Cool.
00:10:41See ya.
00:11:00I need a sexy...
00:11:02This is not sexy.
00:11:04Okay.
00:11:08Okay.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:11Okay.
00:11:29Okay.
00:11:29Hey.
00:11:30Oh, hey.
00:11:31How are ya?
00:11:33At least you organized all this stuff.
00:11:37Yeah, I didn't quite get as far as I had hoped.
00:11:42So, where should I start?
00:11:44Uh...
00:11:45Good question.
00:11:47Um...
00:11:47Let me show you around, and then we can figure it out.
00:11:49Yeah?
00:11:50Cool.
00:11:51Watch your head here.
00:11:53Um...
00:11:53So, we need to go through all these.
00:11:56I think most of this side and that there is probably my mom's stuff.
00:12:00Um...
00:12:00My sister should be coming sometime in the next week or two to get her stuff, too.
00:12:04And, yeah.
00:12:05So, I guess that's it.
00:12:06That's...
00:12:06Oh, sorry.
00:12:07So, that's...
00:12:08Tight quarters.
00:12:09That's the...
00:12:10Tour, I guess.
00:12:14Uh...
00:12:19So, what do you do in the real world?
00:12:23Um...
00:12:23Getting my PhD in philosophy.
00:12:26Cool.
00:12:28How long does something like that take?
00:12:31In my case, like...
00:12:34Eight years.
00:12:36Is it supposed to take that long?
00:12:39No.
00:12:40Not exactly.
00:12:41So, what's it about?
00:12:43Ethics.
00:12:45What about ethics?
00:12:47Acting on the motive of duty.
00:12:48Basically arguing that we can always do what is right.
00:12:53But what if you don't know what's right?
00:12:55Well, once you recognize what you ought to do, then you can actually do it.
00:12:59Okay, but what if what I think is right isn't what other people think is right?
00:13:03Who decides what's right anyway?
00:13:06I guess you'll just have to read my thesis.
00:13:09Yeah, I'd...
00:13:10I'd like that.
00:13:12No, you probably wouldn't, actually.
00:13:15Yeah.
00:13:16So, how do you like Finley?
00:13:18Hey.
00:13:21Whatever.
00:13:22The teachers are good.
00:13:24They pretend to care.
00:13:25I don't know. I'm just ready for whatever's next.
00:13:29When I was there, all anyone cared about was football or theater.
00:13:35Then nothing's changed.
00:13:39So, what is next?
00:13:40Oh, um, I guess I'll start on one of these boxes.
00:13:44No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:45You said you're ready for whatever's next.
00:13:49I'd like to travel.
00:13:53Go to Europe, see some art.
00:13:56Europe's great.
00:13:56I spent some time in Spain after undergrad.
00:13:59I actually almost stayed.
00:14:00I'd like to go to Germany and Austria.
00:14:02What's in Austria?
00:14:03My favorite painters are Austrian.
00:14:06Like, Egon Schiele, Kaushka.
00:14:11No idea, never heard of them.
00:14:12They've totally shaped my style.
00:14:15I guess that sounds pretentious, but there's just this intensity to their work.
00:14:20Like, it grabs you.
00:14:22I want people to feel something when they look at my paintings.
00:14:28So, what do you think about this guy?
00:14:31No comment.
00:14:33What?
00:14:34This beautiful explosion of primary colors doesn't move you?
00:14:38Come on.
00:14:38So, what, donate?
00:14:41What?
00:14:43Is that bad?
00:14:44Trash?
00:14:45It's for the best.
00:14:48You're killing it.
00:14:51You're killing it.
00:15:07No.
00:15:08No.
00:15:09Shh, shh, shh.
00:15:09Don't wake up, Sarah.
00:15:11I wouldn't want that.
00:15:12No.
00:15:13No.
00:15:17Stop it.
00:15:19I don't know.
00:16:13Hey, hey, hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on, I got it, let me get that for you.
00:16:19Of course.
00:16:22This trade-off requires no heavy lifting for you, all right?
00:16:26Got it.
00:16:27Who's hungry?
00:16:32What happened to your girlfriend Vince? I mean your mother made it sound like it was pretty
00:16:36serious. Just didn't work out. Want to be more specific? No, not really. I'll find someone for
00:16:46you. I'm good. I mean if I were ten years younger I would have found her already if you know
00:16:50what I
00:16:50mean. Everyone knows what you mean mom. There is a girl at work though that I really like. She's
00:16:59nice and pretty and I think she's single. I'm good. I'm kind of taking a break from relationships
00:17:05right now but thanks for the offer. You're almost 40. You don't have time to take a break. Don't you
00:17:11want kids? I don't know. I can't really answer that question. It's the greatest pleasure of life. Look
00:17:17well not that she's a prime example. Sarah's actually been a huge help already. She's been
00:17:22really great. That's a nice thing to say. I am really glad this is working out so well.
00:17:28I have to go. Be good you two. Bye. Thank you for the food Nancy. You're welcome. Interesting woman.
00:17:37She certainly has a lot of energy. That's a nice way to put it. So what do you say we
00:17:43drive this
00:17:44stuff to Goodwill tomorrow? Yeah. No I meant I meant you drive it. Oh yeah. Okay. I mean that's the
00:17:54deal
00:17:54right? Yeah. Is that what we agree to? Cool. Is she always that chatty? Yeah. And false opinions? Yep.
00:18:11Hey. What the fuck? The door was open. Didn't you get my text? No I was helping Vince.
00:18:18Who? Vince? The guy next door? Oh.
00:18:27This is shit.
00:18:37This is shit. Close the door.
00:19:01Where did that come from?
00:19:08It was?
00:19:09It was pretty.
00:19:27This is chicken.
00:19:28This is the guy that I saw.
00:19:29This is my name today.
00:19:57It's not rain.
00:20:02Oops, is that better?
00:20:03I think that's how they go.
00:20:06It's all right.
00:20:11Just focus on the driving.
00:20:13I'll cover the music, all right?
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:17That's better, right?
00:20:30Let's go to the one in Glendale.
00:20:32There's one on Riverside.
00:20:33Yeah, but that'll give us more time to practice.
00:20:35Oh, okay.
00:20:37Cool?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:38Awesome.
00:20:40You can go faster than we drove us out if you want.
00:21:05Can I have one?
00:21:23Do not tell your mom, all right?
00:21:26So you know you shouldn't give me a cigarette, but you did anyway.
00:21:31So now you're gonna give me shit?
00:21:32You want me to take it back?
00:21:34I don't know all that talk about your thesis.
00:21:36The right thing to do.
00:21:38What we ought to do.
00:21:39I don't even know why it's taking me eight years.
00:21:40What about yourself?
00:22:10About the way I did it wrong, baby
00:22:14But that life
00:22:17Was tainted at the core
00:22:20It's not about you, baby
00:22:24It's not about us
00:22:27It was just about us
00:22:41It's not about you, baby
00:22:44It's not about us
00:22:48It was just about us
00:23:29Oh shit, you scared me
00:23:32Your mom said to come get you
00:23:34Didn't mean to interrupt, sorry
00:23:38Hey, it's me
00:23:40Do you like it?
00:23:43I mean, I expected you to be good
00:23:46But not this good
00:23:49I like how thick the pain is
00:23:52You almost want to touch it
00:23:55Go ahead
00:23:57No, I wouldn't want to run on it
00:23:59I can fix it, if you do
00:24:07Cool
00:24:08Uh, so I'm ready whenever you are
00:24:11Okay, um, I'll be right over
00:24:14Awesome
00:24:30You can go a little bit faster
00:24:38Watch this guy
00:24:39Okay, here you go
00:24:41Who is this?
00:24:43Uh, it's our ripe lovers
00:24:46Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:24:47I discovered them at a music festival a couple years ago
00:24:49With your girlfriend?
00:24:51Uh, left here
00:24:52Come on, you're no fun
00:24:54Stop
00:24:55It's great
00:24:56Stop, stop, no
00:24:56It's great
00:24:57Sarah, no, you're not
00:24:58Sit, sit, sit, stop
00:24:59Okay
00:25:00Keep your, put your hands back on the steering wheel
00:25:04Put your hands on the wheel
00:25:06Just calm down
00:25:07Is your foot on the brake?
00:25:08Yes
00:25:09Okay, now do not do anything until I tell you to
00:25:11Okay
00:25:13Keep your blinker on
00:25:15Are you ready?
00:25:17Okay, now go
00:25:23Perfect, perfect
00:25:24You alright?
00:25:25No, I don't
00:25:26No, I don't want to drive anymore
00:25:27Okay, okay, come on
00:25:28Up here
00:25:29No, no, no
00:25:29Just pull on up here
00:25:30Just pull on over here
00:25:39That was awful
00:25:40Hey, hey
00:25:41These things happen
00:25:42That's why we're doing this
00:25:44Look at me, look at me
00:25:46I'm sorry that I yelled at you
00:25:48I didn't mean to
00:25:49Okay?
00:26:08Sorry, I didn't mean to
00:26:09Can you please just
00:26:10Sarah
00:26:12Please
00:26:15Just get back in the car
00:26:18Get back in the car
00:26:42Get back in the car
00:26:49Don't feel right
00:26:49Thanks a lot
00:26:51You already stripped
00:26:52Thanks a lot
00:26:58Basically
00:26:58You already left
00:26:58Now
00:27:00I didn't know
00:27:00You already left
00:27:00You already left
00:27:01You already right
00:27:11So
00:27:12How about
00:27:12Subscribe
00:27:12Nice
00:27:12If you need this
00:27:30so this is my attempt to look sexy for you know who outfit of the day as they say
00:27:44hashtag ootd you look nice thanks where you going vince's i need a ride what is vince's deal what do
00:28:00you
00:28:00mean what happened to his girlfriend i don't know what don't you guys talk yeah but not about stuff
00:28:08like that what do you talk about like art travel he said he almost moved to spain oh no wonder
00:28:18he's
00:28:19single what do you mean well gallivanting all around europe instead of settling down maybe
00:28:27he's not ready to settle down he's almost 40. so not everyone feels the same way about timelines as
00:28:35you do you don't have to protect him i'm not judging him you judge everyone nancy the doctor will see
00:28:44you
00:28:44right now oh thank you nice to see you you too
00:29:01sarah
00:29:02okay right here
00:29:03i can't wait to see
00:29:06hi sweetie i'm dr burke hi are you okay oh of course sweetie you have a very hip mother
00:29:19i finally figured out what to give you for your graduation gift
00:29:23grad it's not for a while why wait
00:29:28okay okay what is it guess a car no a trip to europe
00:29:40matching lip injections dr burke has a cancellation he can do us both now
00:29:47i don't want lip injections it's virtually a painless procedure
00:29:53what about just right at the top never mind i'm gonna go wait outside wait it'll be years before
00:29:59you can afford something like this it's my treat no mom you never listen i don't want it god no
00:30:09wonder
00:30:09why your dad left
00:30:15that's not why he left
00:30:23hey can i come in
00:30:29i'm sorry i'm sorry it's not funny what is wrong with her she's
00:30:33fucking crazy hey hey easy go easy on her okay someday way before you're ready she'll be gone
00:30:41and you'll regret all the shitty things you said about her believe me
00:30:48anyway i'm sure she only wants the best for you what is that supposed to mean i don't know it's
00:30:52just
00:30:52what people say about parents she probably does though just has no idea what that is i just i need
00:30:59to get out of here you'll be on your own before you know like i need to get out of
00:31:03here now
00:31:07sorry about yesterday oh no
00:31:11so we're cool we're all good right yeah
00:31:25do you think i need lip injections absolutely not no definitely not
00:31:35i mean maybe a nose job but definitely not lip injection what i'm kidding i was kidding
00:31:42you're an asshole it was a joke just getting around come on you know you're beautiful
00:31:46i mean you know what i mean i'm sure guys your age find you very pretty
00:31:54thanks
00:32:00uh this should be it right here
00:32:08i can't believe it i used to come here all the time
00:32:13can i drive where where do you want to go it's a surprise all right switch
00:32:29be careful
00:32:56So what are you going to do when you finish your thesis?
00:33:01Teach, I guess.
00:33:03You guess?
00:33:06There aren't a lot of job listings for philosophers these days.
00:33:12Is that why you went to grad school?
00:33:17I did it honestly, because I didn't know what else to do.
00:33:23Which is why you should take the time now to figure that out for yourself.
00:33:28Or you focus on painting.
00:33:32My mom thinks I'd be crazy to try and make a living as an artist.
00:33:37She says there's too many talented people out there, and who am I to make it?
00:33:44That portrait that I saw, it was great.
00:33:49Really?
00:33:50Yeah.
00:33:52You're really talented.
00:33:54Well, you're like the only person that gets me.
00:33:59I doubt that.
00:34:05This place is great.
00:34:07Nice.
00:34:10My dad used to bring me here whenever I needed to get away from my mom.
00:34:15So this was a regular thing?
00:34:18That was pretty much daily.
00:34:25Now he won't even call me back.
00:34:30Do you miss him?
00:34:33I get why he left.
00:34:36Right.
00:34:39But do you miss him?
00:34:43Yeah, I guess.
00:34:47I don't know.
00:34:48I don't really feel much.
00:34:54It's none of my business.
00:34:56But even if he doesn't want to be with your mom, he is still your dad.
00:35:02So he should be there for you.
00:35:14You're not supposed to do that.
00:35:16I know.
00:35:43I know.
00:35:46I know.
00:35:47See you later.
00:35:50See you later.
00:36:01See you later.
00:36:09See you later.
00:36:40You did say guys my age would find me very pretty.
00:36:46You know what I meant.
00:37:34Where the hell have you been?
00:37:37Out.
00:37:37Out is not an answer.
00:37:40What do you want from me?
00:37:42When I stay in you complain that I don't go out enough and when I do go out you give
00:37:46me shit.
00:37:47It is one o'clock in the morning.
00:37:49You wouldn't care if you'd gone out but since you look like that.
00:37:56You're not going anywhere until you tell me where you've been.
00:38:00Is that Evans okay?
00:38:01Can I go now?
00:38:28Come on Dad.
00:38:30Please.
00:38:31Come on Dad.
00:38:32Pick up.
00:38:33Pick up.
00:38:34Please.
00:38:35Come on.
00:38:37You've reached Dan.
00:38:39Oh.
00:38:42Ugh.
00:38:58Oh.
00:39:01Oh.
00:39:33I can't stop thinking about it.
00:39:37I can't stop thinking about it.
00:39:46Hello?
00:39:48Vince?
00:39:51Hello?
00:39:54Hey.
00:40:04You've been busy?
00:40:05Yeah, so Lizzie's coming to get her stuff this week.
00:40:07She's gonna kill me if the place still looks like this.
00:40:09Can you take those pictures down over there and put them in a box?
00:40:13Get started on that?
00:40:18Sure.
00:40:25Coming!
00:40:30Evan!
00:40:32Uh, Sarah's not home right now.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:35Do you want to come in for some lemonade?
00:40:37Come on in.
00:40:38Uh, okay.
00:40:45Okay.
00:40:52Oh, my God.
00:40:56So, uh, how long have you and Sarah been an item?
00:41:01What?
00:41:02She told me. We're very close.
00:41:05Uh, yeah, she's been acting kind of weird, to be honest.
00:41:10What?
00:41:12What do you mean?
00:41:13Yeah, it's just that sometimes I think she likes me and then...
00:41:17I don't know, sometimes I don't.
00:41:19She's probably playing hard to get.
00:41:21She was in a great mood last night when she came home from your place.
00:41:25Ow.
00:41:26Uh, yeah.
00:41:29Look, thanks for the lemonade, but...
00:41:30Oh, sure.
00:41:31I gotta go.
00:41:32Come by, come back any time.
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:35Bye, Evan.
00:41:48Do you want to get some food?
00:41:50Uh, you can order a pizza if you want.
00:41:53Well, I was thinking maybe we could drive somewhere.
00:41:58I gotta keep working.
00:42:01Okay.
00:42:04Then I'm gonna go.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:11Bye.
00:42:12Bye.
00:42:30Uh, Jacob is on his way over to pick me up now.
00:42:49Do you think you could find some place to go?
00:42:53Where am I supposed to go?
00:42:55Um, I don't know.
00:42:57What about Evans?
00:43:00Thank you, honey.
00:43:02You're the best.
00:43:20Yeah, I love you.
00:43:20That's all I want to love.
00:43:23Mmm, I love you.
00:43:24I love you.
00:43:25Staring at the city until break I know.
00:43:28That just happens too much.
00:43:32Love you, baby.
00:43:34The heat of love.
00:43:36Call me, sweet, love, you, sweet, love, you.
00:43:39I love you.
00:43:50you okay sorry what's going on nothing
00:43:59it's that older guy isn't it what yeah i was talking to your mom and why were you talking
00:44:06to my mom because i went to see you and you weren't there as usual and she said that you
00:44:12said you were at my house last night yeah she was being a bitch and i didn't want to go
00:44:15home
00:44:16well do you like him no why would you even ask me that because you're always with him
00:44:21yeah because we're just friends okay look don't go
00:44:27i'm just worried about you don't worry about me and don't talk to my mom
00:45:04i'm just worried about you
00:45:15Can I ever come in?
00:45:17Uh, yeah, of course.
00:45:38He totally blew me off.
00:45:42Didn't even call.
00:45:45Can you believe that?
00:45:47You deserve better.
00:45:48Guy sounds like an asshole.
00:45:54What about you, Vincent?
00:45:57What about me?
00:45:58You must have girls lined up around the vlog.
00:46:02I can assure you there is no line.
00:46:04Both adults here.
00:46:06I'm flattered.
00:46:08I am, but...
00:46:08Are you?
00:46:09Nancy?
00:46:09What?
00:46:10Are you listening?
00:46:13Uh, coming.
00:46:20Sarah!
00:46:22Sarah?
00:46:24Mom?
00:46:25What are you doing here?
00:46:28Jacob stood me up.
00:46:30He's such a jerk.
00:46:32What are you doing here?
00:46:34Uh, you kicked me out of the house, remember?
00:46:37Um...
00:46:38What an imagination this one has.
00:46:41Come and sit with me.
00:46:43I am so glad that you and Vince are becoming such good friends.
00:46:50Why don't you have some wine?
00:46:52Uh, Vince, would you mind getting her a glass?
00:46:55Really?
00:46:57Uh, oh, okay.
00:47:00Don't stay too long.
00:47:02I think tonight's the night.
00:47:08Men just want younger women.
00:47:11It just doesn't matter how many crunches or down dogs you do.
00:47:21That's why I'm so glad you finally have a boyfriend, honey.
00:47:24I don't have a boyfriend, Mom.
00:47:26Really?
00:47:26What about Evan?
00:47:27Evan's not my boyfriend.
00:47:30Well, listen.
00:47:31You can only play hard to get for so long.
00:47:34Seriously.
00:47:35Because you have to finally just grab one.
00:47:39Hold on tight.
00:47:40Because if you don't, you just go through other people's, you know, leftovers, right?
00:47:48I'm talking to you too, Vincent.
00:47:50Let's go home, okay?
00:47:51I'm conversating with Vincent.
00:48:03I don't like Evan.
00:48:04It's fine.
00:48:05It's not my boyfriend.
00:48:06It's fine.
00:48:07And you're talking too loud.
00:48:08No, I just, I mean, I said that to cover for the other night.
00:48:12I don't like him.
00:48:15I like you.
00:48:19I like you too, but it's just.
00:48:22It's fine.
00:48:23She's not cold.
00:48:26Sarah, Sarah, please, come here.
00:48:29Stop.
00:48:30Sarah, please, come.
00:48:34It's not funny.
00:48:35It's not funny.
00:48:36Sarah.
00:48:39Will you come back down here, please?
00:48:40Sarah, come on.
00:48:42Come on.
00:48:42Sarah.
00:48:43Sarah.
00:48:44Sarah.
00:48:45I'm serious.
00:48:47Sarah, get out of the bed.
00:48:49She's not, that's not funny.
00:48:58Oh, my head.
00:49:07Oh, God.
00:49:08Oh, God.
00:49:24Hello?
00:49:26Hello?
00:49:28Is anybody here?
00:49:31Oh, God.
00:49:32Oh, my God.
00:49:33Oh, God.
00:50:02You're talking to her, it's really not funny.
00:50:05It's not fucking funny, it's not a joke.
00:50:20That was hot.
00:50:21Do it again.
00:50:22You have to go home.
00:50:26You have to go, Sarah.
00:50:27You have to go home.
00:50:32Hey.
00:50:36Here.
00:50:37Take these.
00:50:40Make you feel a lot better.
00:50:43Thank you, sweetie.
00:51:05What am I going to do when you go off to college?
00:51:09I haven't even applied yet, Mom.
00:51:11When you move to Silver Lake.
00:51:14I'm not going to move to Silver Lake.
00:51:17You're going to do a lot of fun things.
00:51:20And I'm going to be here all alone.
00:51:23Mom, you're not going to be alone.
00:51:30I'm really sorry about the way things have turned out.
00:51:35Sometimes I think I could have...
00:51:38We could have tried a little harder.
00:51:40Oh, you guys fought all the time.
00:51:43I know.
00:51:44It's better with him going.
00:51:45Yeah.
00:51:46I guess.
00:51:50We're doing okay, huh?
00:52:00Hope I didn't embarrass you too much last night.
00:52:07It's okay.
00:52:08It's okay.
00:52:12Hey.
00:52:13Hi.
00:52:14How's she doing?
00:52:15She keeps telling me she has a migraine.
00:52:18As if I don't know what a hangover is.
00:52:21She wants to live in a world where you never grow up.
00:52:24But I am grown up.
00:52:31I thought you weren't coming until tomorrow.
00:52:34Hunter had a play date, so I thought I'd just stop by.
00:52:37I hope I'm not interrupting something.
00:52:40No.
00:52:41No, of course not.
00:52:43This is Sarah.
00:52:44She's been helping clean out the house.
00:52:48Hi, I'm Elizabeth.
00:52:51I'm his sister.
00:52:52Sarah is Nancy's daughter.
00:52:55Nancy next door neighbor Nancy?
00:52:58Yeah, yeah.
00:52:59She's been a huge help packing everything up.
00:53:04I brought lunch.
00:53:06You should join us.
00:53:08No, it's okay.
00:53:12Yeah, yeah.
00:53:14Of course.
00:53:15Stay.
00:53:30I can't believe Mom held on to these.
00:53:33She pretty much had on to everything.
00:53:35I would know.
00:53:37What's that supposed to mean?
00:53:41Nothing.
00:53:44So, Sarah, you go to Finley?
00:53:47Yeah.
00:53:48And you're a junior?
00:53:50I'm going into my junior year.
00:53:53So that makes you how old?
00:53:56Sixteen.
00:53:58Sixteen.
00:54:10Thanks again.
00:54:12See you tomorrow.
00:54:19Hi.
00:54:20What are you doing here?
00:54:22We're just having some lunch.
00:54:23What's with you?
00:54:24Okay, well, I'll just leave you two then.
00:54:27Oh, stop.
00:54:28Join us.
00:54:29I'm not hungry.
00:54:30I told you not to talk to my mom.
00:54:32Well, I came to see you.
00:54:35Stop.
00:54:37You sure stare at him a lot for a guy you don't like.
00:54:39You're just jealous.
00:54:41What is with you?
00:54:43Are you, like, in love with him?
00:54:44Yeah, maybe I am.
00:54:47Wow.
00:54:48Yeah, this is even worse than I thought.
00:54:50I didn't mean it.
00:54:51True.
00:54:51Guy hates me anyway.
00:54:53Yeah, whatever you say.
00:54:54What are you even doing here anyway?
00:54:57Can't you take a hint that I don't like you?
00:55:04Yeah, he's turned into a real bitch.
00:55:12Are you sleeping with her?
00:55:13Jesus Christ.
00:55:14Of course I'm not.
00:55:21Things might have gone too far once or...
00:55:24Have you completely lost your mind?
00:55:26It's been tough here.
00:55:28Alone, surrounded by all this shit, okay?
00:55:30Oh, here we go again.
00:55:30The fuck is that supposed to mean, Luke?
00:55:32There's always some girl who adores you and you love it.
00:55:35And then eventually they find out that you're only with them
00:55:37because you're terrified of being alone.
00:55:39It's time you figured your shit out.
00:55:41I'm sorry.
00:55:42You're one to talk because I've been here taking care of all this shit on my own, actually.
00:55:47I did the funeral?
00:55:49And I offered to help!
00:55:50Well, yes, but I had to do it quickly and I couldn't just wait and see if you would show
00:55:54up.
00:56:00I fucked up.
00:56:02I know.
00:56:05You just need to talk to...
00:56:09Sarah.
00:56:10And tell Sarah that you made a mistake and that you're sorry.
00:56:18You're leaving in a few days anyway, right?
00:56:25Vince, are you listening to me?
00:56:27Yes, I heard you.
00:56:28I'm listening.
00:56:30It has to end.
00:56:32I know.
00:56:52Can we talk?
00:56:53Yeah, yes, definitely.
00:56:55I don't know what's going on, but you were acting really weird last night
00:56:58and then you just slammed the door in my face.
00:57:00I know.
00:57:01I know.
00:57:02And I'm sorry.
00:57:05I forgive you.
00:57:09Can we just hang out today?
00:57:20It's Evan.
00:57:21Evan?
00:57:22I thought you were upstairs.
00:57:25Look, I need to talk to you.
00:57:27Oh, my gosh.
00:57:29Okay, Sarah, just listen to me one second.
00:57:31I don't know how to say this.
00:57:33Let's talk tomorrow.
00:57:38Just one kiss and then we'll talk.
00:57:57Oh, my God.
00:58:03We can't do this anymore.
00:58:05No one's going to find out.
00:58:07That's not it.
00:58:09I know.
00:58:10That you're leaving, but I can come visit you or you can come back.
00:58:15No, no.
00:58:15This should have never happened, okay?
00:58:20You don't mean that.
00:58:21I do.
00:58:22I do.
00:58:23Of course I do.
00:58:23I'm 36 years old and you're 16.
00:58:26So?
00:58:26So.
00:58:27This is your time to make mistakes, not mine.
00:58:30It's my time to get my ship together.
00:58:31It doesn't feel like a mistake to me.
00:58:33Sarah, this doesn't make any sense.
00:58:35This can't ever be anything more.
00:58:45I'm...
00:58:47I'm sorry.
00:58:48I am.
00:58:50I never wanted to hurt you.
00:58:55Hey, hey.
00:58:58You're an amazing girl.
00:58:59You are.
00:59:01And you have so much ahead of you.
00:59:06But I can't be a part of it.
00:59:10I'm sorry.
00:59:13Sarah, I'm sorry.
00:59:17Fuck.
00:59:27Hold it.
00:59:28Right there.
00:59:30Stop.
00:59:31We need to talk.
00:59:33We need to talk.
00:59:44Sarah, open the door.
00:59:46Please.
00:59:51Sarah, open the door.
00:59:53Bye.
00:59:56Bye.
01:00:01Okay.
01:00:04Bye.
01:00:06Bye.
01:00:08Bye.
01:01:31How could you?
01:01:33I trusted you.
01:01:34I tried to tell you.
01:01:35Oh, come on.
01:01:36You're a child.
01:01:42I never meant for this to happen.
01:01:43You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:01:46Honey, be quiet.
01:01:47Shh, be quiet.
01:01:48Mom.
01:01:49Don't say her name!
01:01:51Mom, can I talk to Vince alone?
01:01:52No, that is not going to happen.
01:01:54That's not going to happen.
01:01:55No, honey.
01:01:55No, honey.
01:01:56Go inside.
01:01:57Mom!
01:01:58Now.
01:02:04Your mother would be horrified.
01:02:25Mom, leave me alone.
01:02:28Honey.
01:02:30Honey.
01:02:31Just leave me alone, please.
01:02:32Sarah, please open the door.
01:02:41Oh.
01:02:48I'm so sorry.
01:02:55I know it hurts like hell right now, but this will pass.
01:03:03How can you say that?
01:03:05Mom, I love him.
01:03:06I know.
01:03:07I know.
01:03:07I know you love him.
01:03:08It wouldn't hurt this much if you didn't.
01:03:11But you, you'll, you'll get over him.
01:03:16I'm not as strong as you.
01:03:19What are you talking about?
01:03:21I can't just bounce back like you do.
01:03:25Oh, oh, okay.
01:03:27Well, that, that takes years of training.
01:03:31You get better at it as you get older.
01:03:36It does still hurt.
01:03:39Every time.
01:03:40I never see it.
01:03:43Well, I don't want you to see it.
01:03:46I don't want you worrying about me.
01:03:50I'm sorry.
01:03:53You don't need to be sorry.
01:03:58You're going to be all right.
01:04:02You're going to be just fine.
01:04:05You're going to be sorry.
01:04:18You're going to be sorry to me.
01:04:20You're going to be sorry.
01:04:46Jesus Christ, Sarah, what are you, what are you doing?
01:04:51Are you leaving?
01:04:54I know this doesn't make any sense to you right now.
01:04:57I do, but it's how it has to be.
01:05:01I didn't tell her, I swear.
01:05:04Sarah, you didn't do anything wrong, this is my fault.
01:05:27Sarah, look at me.
01:05:31Stick with the baby.
01:05:33You mean it, okay?
01:05:36I will.
01:05:39Give your mom a break, because she never really knows the baby.
01:05:44Try.
01:05:54I should go.
01:06:00Oh my God.
01:06:18My God.
01:06:19I don't know.
01:06:58I don't know.
01:07:23I don't know.
01:08:16I don't know.
01:08:19I got your hearing checked.
01:08:24Is that me?
01:08:28Yeah.
01:08:34How wonderful.
01:08:38Could you make me look a little more attractive?
01:08:42That's my style.
01:08:43Oh, you know what?
01:08:47Oh, gosh.
01:08:48I just love it.
01:08:50I just love it.
01:08:59Keep with that.
01:09:00Keep with that.
01:09:00The last party I slept under a fruit table and woke up knowing it was the last time I'd ever
01:09:07see these people again for a while.
01:09:10And some of them forever.
01:09:15These people I know for a while, I'd never see them again forever.
01:09:22I left that morning and drove my heart into the great unknown.
01:09:28I'd never felt so far, yeah, yeah.
01:09:34See you later.
01:09:35See you later.
01:09:36See you later.
01:09:37Alligator.
01:09:41See you later.
01:09:43See you later.
01:09:44See you later.
01:09:45Alligator.
01:09:48Alligator.
01:09:49I went to college.
01:09:52Thank God a job I never look back.
01:09:55Cause what's the point.
01:09:57Yeah, yeah.
01:10:01See you later.
01:10:02See you later.
01:10:03See you later.
01:10:04Alligator.
01:10:08See you later, see you later, see you later, alligator
01:10:16See you later, see you later, see you later, alligator
01:10:23See you later, see you later, see you later, alligator
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