00:00Listen, before I go on, I want to make something clear.
00:04Okay.
00:04I have a hunch you're not a fan of Facebook.
00:07But I am.
00:08I am here to help Facebook, not hurt it.
00:11Okay?
00:12You send me a message.
00:14What would you like to talk about?
00:19The chairman gavels a session to order.
00:23You'll read your opening statement, which we'll skip past for now.
00:26That's a separate session.
00:27And we'll move to witness questioning.
00:32Spell your name and state your current occupation for the record.
00:35M-A-R-K-Z-U-C-K-E-R-B-E-R-G.
00:39And your occupation?
00:42I'm a professional defendant.
00:44I ran class fires on political groups where 30% of content hits multiple risk factors.
00:48Hang on, I don't understand what you're saying.
00:50Aren't you a tech reporter?
00:52Ish.
00:53Ish?
00:54These guys are counting on the next round of congressional testimony to make you likable, Mark.
00:58I'm happy to lend a hand, but I think you're doomed.
01:04This company and that guy are playing an unprecedented role in our lives.
01:10The fire hose of bad information you are injecting into the air supply is becoming jet powered.
01:15I'm a free speech absolutist.
01:17I'm not the one who's lying.
01:18And I'm not stopping them from seeing someone who is.
01:22Anxiety, depression of teenage girls got worse as a result of time spent on the platform.
01:26Senior leadership knows and is doing nothing.
01:29I know there are easier enemies to make.
01:31The mafia would be an easier enemy to make.
01:34So what would you need?
01:36To stand up the story, the internal documents.
01:38This is a material violation of my MBA.
01:40We're twice as big as the biggest country on earth.
01:42We're not frightened of Congress.
01:43We're post-government around here.
01:45Please, please let me quote that.
01:48We have 102 hours to get everything.
01:50She's going to get sued into small pieces.
01:53I don't want to be made an example of by a guy with unlimited resources.
01:56Harm, I promise you, is imminent.
01:58Enough!
02:00People around here understand that when I say no, that's the end of the debate.
02:04I'm not two years out of a dorm room anymore, Charlie.
02:06Look around.
02:14I don't know what the girl thinks she's doing.
02:17She's disrupting.
02:29I don't know what the girl thinks she's doing.
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