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Tip Toe S01E05
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00:00Had enough.
00:02So she found her dad at the bottom of the stairs.
00:05Ugh!
00:06Yeah, who knows how long he'd been there.
00:08The ambulance took forever.
00:09She's like, party's cancelled.
00:11If you want the buffet, come and help yourself.
00:13Can she not freeze it?
00:13No, she's all dramatic.
00:15She's like, get it out of her sight.
00:17I mean, that was ten o'clock this morning.
00:18He might be dead by now.
00:20He's awake.
00:21Rest in peace, Daddy.
00:22Oh, my God.
00:24I love a cheap sausage roll.
00:27I thought we could start season two.
00:30It's eight episodes, so we could do four this afternoon,
00:34and then four next week.
00:35You know, see how we get on.
00:37That pizza.
00:38Don't go and order to Little Roots.
00:40Twice the price.
00:41We can't afford it.
00:42Told you I got paid in cash by him next door tonight.
00:44How much did you charge?
00:45Eight hundred quid.
00:47How much did I give you?
00:48Eight hundred quid.
00:48But you didn't give a tip?
00:49No, type bastard.
00:50He's a proper little Scotsman, that one, isn't he?
00:52But what does she think?
00:54That's what I'm going to know.
00:55Marie, how much does she know?
00:57I don't think she knows anything.
00:59She knows George is gay, though.
01:00No, I don't think so.
01:01Of course she does.
01:02I need to have chutney or something.
01:04And I'm not asking, because you told me that I interfere too much with her family.
01:09But she could help.
01:10She could talk some sense into them.
01:12But no, you want to keep it all thick.
01:14What's wrong?
01:15She's not my wife.
01:15I know.
01:16Well, you could try.
01:18You don't have to be all...
01:20What?
01:23Oh, what is it this time?
01:25I'm just saying you don't have to be all gay man about this.
01:30Meaning?
01:31I've told you before.
01:32What?
01:33Sometimes, Leo, you can look down on women.
01:35Fuck off.
01:36Like that.
01:37So Clive is next door and you're having to go at me.
01:39Well, you know, your mum wasn't the nicest.
01:42Your words, you've spent 35 years on Canal Street where it's men all day and all night.
01:47And maybe that makes women a bit irrelevant.
01:49Oh, so straight men aren't the problem.
01:51It's the gays.
01:52Sometimes.
01:52Yeah.
01:53I think in your eyes, women get reduced.
01:56Good to know.
01:56I'm sorry.
01:57That's Carly saying that.
01:58My own daughter.
02:00And she says, I go, run him round after you're clearing up your mouth.
02:04What have I done?
02:05I am not saying she's right.
02:06What have I done today to deserve this?
02:07I'm saying that's what she sees.
02:08It's my day off.
02:09I mean, it's my fault.
02:10I thought, oh.
02:10You do say.
02:11Oh, it's Stephanie.
02:13And it's got to be said.
02:15We've got it all that stuff.
02:16And emptied the account.
02:17You were stupid.
02:18Ask Roddy.
02:18I've known his dad for 13 years.
02:20What's he going to say?
02:20Just tell me.
02:20Why do you have to make everything so difficult?
02:22You know, Roddy's a cheeky bastard who goes straight home and tell him,
02:23and then they're all laughing at me.
02:25It's like that.
02:27Your hand.
02:28What happened to your hand?
02:30I just bruised it, that's all.
02:31How?
02:31At work.
02:32Were you in a fight?
02:34No.
02:36You kept secrets with that Patricia.
02:40If you're hiding things from me now...
02:46Don't.
02:48We're on the Vista.
02:50We are arriving.
02:51We're on the Vista.
02:54We are arriving.
02:56Jesus Christ.
02:57Call the police.
02:58The lunatics have escaped.
02:59Hey, come on.
03:00Hey, come on.
03:02Hey, come on.
03:02Hey, come on.
03:03Hey, come on.
03:03In you again, in you again.
03:05You giving up?
03:06Hey?
03:06Are you selling it off, are you?
03:08You're retiring, old man.
03:09No, I've got to carry me stuff in from the van every night, haven't I?
03:12And then every morning I've got to carry it back to the van because I can't leave it in the
03:15van overnight because the thiever bastards like you.
03:16Hey, don't take me on.
03:17Look at this.
03:18Feel that.
03:19Yeah, you're looking good.
03:20Oh, bit of work in that, mate.
03:21I discovered this thing, yeah.
03:23With the cables, if you want to isolate your pelvic floor, shove your finger up your arse.
03:28Well, you'd love that.
03:28I love it, mate.
03:29It makes you tense up like crazy.
03:31Like, whoa!
03:31Oh, yeah.
03:32Well, there's nothing they can do about your ugly faces now.
03:34Hey, go on.
03:35Saul!
03:36Saul!
03:37Yeah.
03:39George, where are you?
03:41George, hold on.
03:42What?
03:43What?
03:43What's that?
03:45What's going on there?
03:49I don't know.
03:49Where's it from?
03:50That boy, Mikey.
03:51It's reposted from someone called Beryl5, is she?
03:57Look.
03:58Do what you want.
03:58I don't care.
03:59But what's your lot of college going to say?
04:01Now, don't be stupid and get it deleted.
04:05You're not very pretty, Georgina.
04:08Roddy, you nubber are you?
04:09We need to get the t-shirts!
04:21The usual, please.
04:22It's coming up.
04:30Mikey, how do you know Beryl?
04:31We did that thing at contact.
04:33You reposted there.
04:35That boy in the make-up at Saul's brother.
04:37Can you take her down?
04:38Tell her, not me.
04:39I am.
04:53You know what they're doing now, don't you?
04:55Huh?
04:55Women.
04:56They are freezing their eggs.
04:58Because they say, our generation is so useless that we can't touch them.
05:01Like, we're not good enough.
05:03Oh, Ollie.
05:04Tell him.
05:04When was the last time you had a girlfriend?
05:05Never had one.
05:06Twenty-three.
05:07Never had a girlfriend.
05:08And he's beautiful, huh?
05:09Bitters a fucking horse.
05:11But they reduced him to an MPC.
05:12I've never had a problem.
05:13Oh, don't forget the t-shirts.
05:15Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:27I've quit the real thing.
05:31So, I was wondering, how's that getting on?
05:33Has he moved in yet?
05:34Yeah, it's great.
05:35Sweet.
05:35Same size as the old shop.
05:36Just a better location.
05:38Right.
05:38Does he need any help?
05:39Nah.
05:40He's all good.
05:40We were a bakery before, so nothing's changed.
05:42He's just moving stuff around.
05:47Still, if he needs any work doing, I'm available.
05:53You know, it's just, um, things are a bit tough right now, you know?
05:57So, they've got us on this breathing space scheme, you know?
06:00It's just, um...
06:05Trouble is, he, uh, he moved the counter and he needed the front rewiring, yeah?
06:10Do you know who did it?
06:14Me.
06:18Maybe you're not an electrician, are you?
06:19So maybe I should check it over, you know?
06:21I mean, I wouldn't charge you.
06:22I did it for free.
06:23Yeah, but you don't know what you're doing.
06:24I watched it on YouTube.
06:24A couple of tutorials was...
06:27It was a piece of piss.
06:29Where are you, Roddy Boy?
06:30Monty!
06:31Come here!
06:31We are arriving.
06:34We are arriving.
06:35We are arriving.
07:00We are arriving.
07:01Mr. T, big boy!
07:03You're a big idiot!
07:05You're a big idiot!
07:05How you doing?
07:07Hey John! John!
07:09Come here!
07:10Hey, you still owe me a fight, mate.
07:12No, you owe me a fight, mate.
07:14Come on, everyone, t-shirts, get changed, all of you.
07:17This lot are sponsoring the beer.
07:18Hey!
07:22Hey!
07:24Hey!
07:24Hey!
07:26Hey!
07:27Hey!
07:28I'm so confident that I'll give Tuck Shop a long job myself!
07:36Right, we're getting to mediums now, what, what, you large?
07:42Price off, price, price!
07:48Do you want to know how many goals I reckon we're going to score today?
07:50One, two, three, four, five!
07:56You like what you see, George?
07:58Come on!
07:58Come home, honey!
07:59Yeah, yeah, yeah!
08:00Come on, give it a hug, come on!
08:07George, put it on, they want kids buying this stuff.
08:15We are arriving!
08:17We're arriving!
08:20We're on the pistol!
08:21Oh, my God!
08:27Hey, get this!
08:28Off, off, Roddy!
08:29We can be sponsored by Grindr!
08:30Get off me!
08:31You tight, bitch!
08:33Love your Danny boy!
08:35Get off me!
08:38Get off me!
08:39Okay, Roddy, Roddy, Roddy!
08:40Roddy, stop it!
08:41Come on, it's starting, get a beer!
08:47Let me tell you something, boy.
08:49All right, let me tell you something really important now.
08:54Don't enjoy it too much, Roddy!
08:57Hey, don't enjoy it too much, you hear me?
09:00Come on, sit down, come on!
09:03Come on, everyone, get down here!
09:06Just get going!
09:10Just do it.
09:29Don't be sad!
09:30Don't be sad, baby boy!
09:33Hey!
09:33Language!
09:37Leave him alone.
09:37Leave him alone.
09:42Or what?
09:44Or you'll find out.
09:46You're not my boss anymore.
09:47So be careful.
09:52Mr. Goss, do you know what Saul does upstairs on his camera?
09:56It's none of my business, is it?
09:58Man's bedroom is his castle, am I right, lads, eh?
10:03We've all seen it.
10:05Billy's sister's passed it round.
10:08The noise you make when you come, you're like a little girl.
10:11You can shut it.
10:12I'm going to tell them all why Sheena been you.
10:14What did she say?
10:16Tell you later.
10:17Nah, what did she say?
10:18I can't tell you now.
10:20Because that would be...
10:22premature.
10:23Fuck off.
10:24You fuck off.
10:25Fuck off!
10:36Well done, lads!
10:44Come on!
10:47Come on!
10:48Come on!
10:48Come on!
10:49Come on!
11:02Hey Roddy!
11:03This is you!
11:07Yeah, yeah, good one now.
11:11We've got you there, Roddy!
11:13We've got you there!
11:15We've got you there!
11:15We've got you there!
11:17We've got you there!
11:17We've got you there!
11:18We've got you there!
11:22That photo's back.
11:23Soulsbrother.
11:24It's on the lippy manga site.
11:25Once it's out, you can't stop it.
11:27You know what I blame?
11:29For the downfall of civilization.
11:33Croissants.
11:34Croissants?
11:35Have you seen them?
11:36The modern croissant.
11:37Walk down the street.
11:39Every other shop's an artisan bakery.
11:40Never mind.
11:41You can't pay the gas bill.
11:42Have a croissant.
11:43Oh, and there are trays of these things,
11:45all pimped out with crests of pistachio chantilly cream on top,
11:50and stuffed with blueberry custard roulade,
11:53and covered in glaze and honey and glitter.
11:55It's the end of the world.
11:58Like the fall of Versailles, and it leads to the guillotine, I warn you, Britain will burn and the streets
12:07will smell of laminated pastry.
12:14Am I boring you, sweetheart?
12:16No.
12:17It's just this thing.
12:18I think it's my fault.
12:19Well, that'll solve it.
12:21Typing.
12:21All the world does now, Type.
12:24Heaven forfend, you should actually get off your arse and do something.
12:38You see, the problem is, in the old days, we'd have a fight downstairs, we reported, police come in,
12:42but nowadays, everybody films the bloody fight on 500 different phones,
12:47and that keeps on getting reported to the police.
12:49We're stuck in a loop.
12:50We end up with 500 different reports of the same thing,
12:53and then the council starts asking questions like we had 500 fights,
12:57but it was just one.
12:59I've got to go.
13:00The police can cover my shift.
13:03Sorry.
13:25The police can have a lot splashed.
13:32And a window has a very high road,
13:45I said, I knew, I said she was the devil, not you.
13:48Excuse me, I said so. You were right at the beginning.
13:51Oh, I'm sorry. Was I disrespecting your rights as a woman to show the slightest iota of intelligence?
13:57No. As a matter of fact, I don't think you treat women badly. I think you treat everyone badly.
14:03Ah, there she is.
14:06Do you think you're cleverer than everyone else?
14:07That's because I am. That's the last bit, do you want it?
14:10No, you're alright. That's the problem with next door, though. Do you think you're smarter than them?
14:14What, they're fucking Flintstones, I should hope so.
14:17I know they might not be our sort of people, but think about it, they've raced two boys.
14:21Neither one of them's gone to jail.
14:22Oh, my gosh.
14:23No, but they're not in prison. They're not of drugs.
14:25I mean, they're kind of right, really.
14:27One of them walks into your house, helps himself, and the other one has sex online and makes money out
14:33of it.
14:34That's clever. Not everyone's as dumb as you'd like to think.
14:41Does it show that I think people are thick? Can you actually see it on my face?
14:47Like a lighthouse.
14:50Do you want to get out of it?
14:51Billy!
14:52All the bags!
14:56Alright, boys.
14:58Alright, Mrs. Jay, our mum says alone. Thanks for the blankets.
15:02Remember what I said, no vaping. It stinks the house out.
15:06Bunch of idiots, you lot. You want Peach at half-time. You need to put it on now.
15:10Marie, so could buy us caviar all the money he's earning.
15:13For fuck's sake, Marie.
15:41What are you doing here?
15:42I was just passing.
15:43I knew you live next to us.
15:44William, you can't come in.
15:45I don't want to.
15:46I thought we could go into town.
15:48They'd want to make us marketing anxious.
15:48No, no, just...
15:49Can you go?
15:51Thanks.
15:51George, I saw the live stream, okay?
15:53I was worried.
15:53They were battering.
15:54It's football.
15:55Don't be so stupid now.
15:57Fuck off.
15:58I can't be seeing you.
16:00Why not?
16:01Cos, look at you.
16:03You can't come near my house.
16:04Just go.
16:13Where have you been?
16:15Nowhere.
16:17Why'd you go outside?
16:20Dunno.
16:21Just went out.
16:24What for?
16:27Leave it.
16:28Leave it.
16:28Leave it.
16:31She won't starve.
16:33Ten minutes for the pizza.
16:35Hey George, you missed it.
16:36Plane's half asleep.
16:47What are you doing here?
16:53The referee is in the air.
16:55The referee is in the air.
16:55The referee is in the air.
16:56The referee is in the air.
16:57The referee is in the air.
16:58The referee is in the air.
16:58But Blane takes down the air.
16:59No!
17:00No!
17:00It's not the best!
17:05I've seen the other.
17:34I said to George online and we got on.
17:37He's a laugh. I took him out for a drink.
17:39What did you do that for?
17:40How old are you?
17:4225.
17:43He's 16.
17:44Yeah, I know. That's the point. He's only 16. Who's looking out for him?
17:48But I'm just the neighbour. What am I supposed to do?
17:50There's this photo as well. We were messing about and...
17:55What the fuck did you do to him?
17:56Just having a laugh.
17:57That's clever. He thought you'd recruit him at the same time.
17:59Alright, back off Steph.
18:00Nothing to do with me.
18:02But he saw me just now, Clive. And he's not going to be happy.
18:05Yeah, he's not a monster.
18:06Excuse me. After everything he did to you.
18:12Alright, but George will just have a bad afternoon, don't we all?
18:15It's part of growing up, isn't it?
18:17Tell you what. I know, Marie. Why don't I give her a call?
18:19I know what I'm doing.
18:21I'll just suggest they keep it down a bit and it might all calm down.
18:26Clive will never see this.
18:27Mikey's seen it. And Mikey knows Saul and if Saul sees it.
18:39Hi, Marie. It's Steph.
18:41Bless George. He looks quite nice.
18:45My mum caught me in full makeup and I was older than him.
18:47You're noisy.
18:48I was 18 and you know what happened then.
18:51What can I do? I guess I can have a chat with Clive in a weird way.
18:55We get on quite well, but...
18:57You can't just walk in there. I haven't an excuse to...
19:02Yes, I have.
19:05It'll just be two minutes.
19:06I didn't really know what to say.
19:08Don't start episode three without me.
19:09What are you doing?
19:13He isn't going next door, is he?
19:17What have you done now?
19:18I was at my phone.
19:19Well, the amount of hormones you're on.
19:21No wonder you overreact.
19:27I'd have thought it's going to cost me 200 quid to have my locks replaced,
19:30but...
19:31Why bother?
19:32We've sorted that out.
19:34There's no way it would ever happen again.
19:36It's really convenient, you having my keys, so...
19:40A wee piece offering.
19:44Sorry to interrupt.
19:48Well, if you've got five minutes, could I have a little word?
20:10I know they're all just having fun, but...
20:13I've been there.
20:14On the receiving end.
20:15So to speak.
20:18So you're watching us?
20:20No, that's online.
20:21Everyone can see that.
20:22They're broadcasting live from your house.
20:25And I'll just say, next door, right now,
20:26it's a funny thing, sociologically.
20:29Gangs of lads always know when someone's gay.
20:32It's like a herd instinct.
20:34And they can pick on him.
20:35So what are you saying George is gay?
20:40We talked about this.
20:41No, we said we don't know.
20:43So what, you've made your mind up without me, have you?
20:44You and your mates and that Z.
20:47Is she next door, is she right now?
20:48Because she was outside.
20:49Or he was outside, or they were outside.
20:52How does she know George?
20:54She knows Saul.
20:55She follows him, so she follows his brother.
20:57Yeah, you follow someone online.
20:58You don't follow them home.
21:00So you sit there.
21:02In your house.
21:04With your mates, and you follow Saul,
21:06and you follow George,
21:07and those great big lads,
21:08and you watch their videos.
21:11You watch them with your pants down, Leo.
21:12Oh.
21:13You come round here and you say that I'm a bad father.
21:15What?
21:15Will you bollock them, Clyde?
21:17They're pissing out of the back.
21:18For God's sake.
21:19Bloody idiots.
21:20Can I have my phone back?
21:22What are you doing here?
21:24Why's your friend Steph owning me?
21:27I don't know.
21:28I just...
21:29popped in.
21:31Clyde.
21:31Can I have my phone back, please?
21:33No, sir.
21:33I won't tell you again.
21:36Hi, Mr Struthers.
21:37Are we making too much noise?
21:39No, no, no.
21:40You're good.
21:40You're a judge.
21:41That's the man I was talking about.
21:43I work for you.
21:49Move, move, move.
21:50Move, move, move, move.
21:51Move, move, move.
21:52Move, move, move.
21:54Move, move, move, move.
21:55We've got pizza for 5,000.
21:57Most of it on the floor.
21:58Want it?
21:59What are you doing?
21:59Sorry, Mrs T.
22:00Sorry, Mum.
22:01He's a fucking idiot.
22:05I was talking about you, mister.
22:08Did Clive tell you what's happening at work for me?
22:09No.
22:10The academy is merging three kitchens, so my job is in consultation.
22:15We all know what that means.
22:17That's tough.
22:17No, but the real problem is my boss, Alexander.
22:21He's a gay man, you see.
22:23Well, I don't actually know him.
22:25But this is what he does.
22:26He employs young lads in the kitchen.
22:29And, I mean, young.
22:30And they get younger and younger, those boys.
22:33Yeah, one of them was on the 16th.
22:34And the funny thing is, are their jobs in danger?
22:37No.
22:37They're not.
22:38They're safe.
22:38It's the women the first to go.
22:40Okay, but that is not my fault.
22:42Never is, is it?
22:43Blame free.
22:46Now behave yourselves, you lot, and don't start mooning, for Christ's sake.
22:50Can't promise me.
22:51Have fun.
22:52Sorry, is it Mr Struthers?
22:53Can I ask, have you got any jobs going?
22:55It's just all we're saying about the bar.
22:56Er, not at the moment.
22:57We get a high turnover, so it's worth asking.
22:59We're spitting polish.
23:00You should look at the website.
23:01It's a gay bar, Ollie.
23:03I'll show my arse, I don't care.
23:04Hey.
23:05It's a good arse.
23:07Yeah, it doesn't actually matter.
23:09You don't have to be gay to work there.
23:11We're actually not allowed to ask.
23:12You, don't ask, beg your pardon.
23:14He's fucking obsessed.
23:15No, it's the law, Clive, as you well know.
23:17If you were going to take on an apprentice, you wouldn't be able to ask if he was gay or
23:21straight.
23:21I'd know though, wouldn't I?
23:22I'd know, wouldn't I, lads?
23:25Would you know if someone's gay, just by looking?
23:29Not always.
23:30Could you tell with us?
23:34Erm, well, that depends.
23:37Well, go on.
23:38Law of averages, it's got to be one of us.
23:39Which one is it?
23:41Erm...
23:42You've got a grinder on your phone?
23:43Hey, I've got his phone here.
23:44Yeah, could you add that back, please?
23:46Seriously, can I have my phone back?
23:48Go on, open it up.
23:48Got it, got it.
23:50Open it, go on.
23:51Hey, hey, it's a grinder test.
23:53Because if one of us is bent, that thing's going to go ping.
23:55Hey, hey, hey, hey.
23:56I'll tell you what boys, if anyone in this room is going to nosh us off, took us off and
23:59eat anything.
24:00You know what?
24:01I'll take it, lads, I'll take it!
24:03Wait a minute, whoa.
24:04Wait a minute.
24:05Wait a minute.
24:06Wait a minute.
24:07Was it your house that George was in?
24:08Drinking wine and wanking off?
24:10Because Saul said...
24:11Shut up, that's been sorted.
24:12You're the gay next door, yeah?
24:16Because I warn you, leave George your girl alone, old man.
24:21That bitch is mine.
24:22Come on, buddy.
24:24Oh my God, he's hard.
24:26Fuck off.
24:28He's so hard and I'm not kidding, he fancies me.
24:31He shaved you, he's so shaved.
24:33Look at you.
24:35Hey, George, man.
24:37Hey, George, man.
24:38Hey, I'll tell you what, little boys.
24:43I've had bigger.
24:44Oh my God!
24:45Oh my God!
24:47Oh my God!
24:48Oh my God!
24:49Oh my God!
24:50You're the dick of your old prick.
24:51Takes one to no one, mate.
24:52Takes one to no one.
24:53Congratulations, George!
24:55Oh my God!
24:58Keep it down here.
25:08You're proud of yourself.
25:13Look, I didn't do anything.
25:15It's got to be said though, boys, eh?
25:17It's got to be said that my little George,
25:18he didn't stand a chance with this pansy next door.
25:20Because you know what?
25:21He follows you.
25:23Yeah.
25:23All of you.
25:24Online.
25:24He's watching you.
25:25Look.
25:26Is that my video?
25:27Yeah.
25:28Everything you do, he's watching.
25:29That's not fair.
25:30All the time.
25:31Yeah, just have that back.
25:32Yeah, why?
25:32Because what else is on there, eh?
25:33The thing is, Mr. Goss.
25:35Those boys are yours.
25:36They're filthy.
25:38They're fucking obscene.
25:40Both of them, eh?
25:42All yours.
25:43It's over there.
25:43Oh, shit!
25:47You don't know I should have
25:48Get off me!
25:51You just broke away.
25:52I fucking had it!
25:53Get off me!
25:54It's over there!
25:54Don't let me!
25:54Go on.
25:54Have a look.
25:55Have a look, come on up.
25:56All right?
25:59That's me!
26:00That's me!
26:02I told you what, Pip it seems!
26:03We wouldn't have you!
26:11Hey, hey, hey, good on you, lads, good on you.
26:14Oh, fucking hell, Dad, I'm sorry.
26:15No!
26:16It's good, isn't it?
26:16Because, you know, you're earning money.
26:18And that's what counts, isn't it?
26:19Hey, the coin.
26:21Good on you.
26:29Turn a new one, George.
26:31Oh, nice.
26:33Incest is best, yeah, so...
26:36Look, I think I'd better leave you, Clive.
26:37Can I just have my foot?
26:38You've seen it all before, anyway, haven't you?
26:39Hey, you've seen it before.
26:41Mr Struthers from number five, yeah?
26:43You know what?
26:44He's seen you, Saul.
26:46He sits there, knocked ten feet away, watching videos of you on his computer.
26:51Oh, my God.
26:51You don't subscribe to him?
26:53No, I do not.
26:54What's this, then?
26:56It's on your bar's website.
26:57Oh, fucking hell, George.
27:00You got something to tell us, then, or what?
27:03They were here.
27:04They were here.
27:10What's that?
27:18George, what is that?
27:20I don't know.
27:22What are you doing, then?
27:22I don't know.
27:23Well, where is that?
27:23Oh, come on.
27:24Shut up, you!
27:25You pornographer!
27:30You tell me what that is.
27:31Look, I just think that sometimes when we just have a lot to drink, we do silly things.
27:34That, to me, looks like a mad night out with some daft mates.
27:36So what, he was with you?
27:38No.
27:38Is that in your house?
27:39No, it's not.
27:40So how did you know he was drunk, then?
27:43Well, did you get him pissed and dress him up, did you?
27:45Right, just stop this.
27:45Well, did you put lipstick on him like a little doll, did you?
27:47For Christ's sake, it's a boy in 2026 having a laugh.
27:51He lives right next door, Clive.
27:52He's never a stranger.
27:53Lots of it and all.
27:54When the red red robbing comes.
27:56Fuck, fuck, fuck, coming along.
27:59Along, there you go, boys.
28:01Don't be mad.
28:03You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
28:03Stop it, you, you, you, you, you.
28:05Stop it, you, you, you, you.
28:05Fucking hell, George.
28:06Something to tell us now.
28:07Wake up, wake up, you, you.
28:09When the red red robbing comes.
28:11Fuck, fuck, coming along.
28:14Along.
28:15There we go, boys.
28:16Don't be mad when he's done.
28:18Okay, Dancer, I'm not doing anything.
28:20I think I'm better off going for the fucking...
28:21Okay, Dancer.
28:22No, give what you can!
28:31You're trying to change my son, you're trying to change him, turning him into a little girl!
28:35Clive, let me go!
28:36You've seen those photos? What do they do to you when you're trans?
28:38Cos they chop your cock off? Look!
28:40That's George!
28:41What the fuck?!
28:42Well?
28:43He didn't do anything! I never let him touch me, he's got HIV!
28:46What the fuck?!
28:46You filthy bastard!
28:48You're gonna watch the old Mr. Garth, don't touch him!
28:49I saw the pills in his house. I looked them up. He's infected.
28:52I've had it for years, and I'm fine.
28:56But according to Clive, there's no such thing as HIV.
28:59So go on, tell them, with all your wisdom, educate the lads.
29:03What's this on your back, George?
29:04Hey, what does that say?
29:05Is that on the T-shirt?
29:06No, no, no, it's on his skin.
29:07It's nothing, it's not anything.
29:08What the fuck is that, you weird kid?
29:13Flo, what's Flo?
29:14Hey, got anything else?
29:16What does that mean?
29:19What is it?
29:20George, what the fuck is it?
29:21Is it menstrual flow?
29:22It's a game, it was a stupid game when we're playing, it's nothing.
29:25What sort of game?
29:26It was his friend, she did it.
29:27Which one?
29:28The tranny.
29:28Did you change his name?
29:29No.
29:29Did you give him a new name?
29:30No, I've never seen it before.
29:31Did you name him?
29:32We're going to cut it off, Clive.
29:33We're going to cut his fucking cock off.
29:35What?
29:35Like this?
29:38I'm little Georgian!
29:40You've got to say, Mr Goss, if you want a ladyboy, you're the expert.
29:46Mr Goss?
29:46Mr G?
29:47What are you doing, Mr Goss?
29:48That's a fella!
29:49No!
29:54You all know you play away from home, but that's taken it a bit far.
29:57Come here!
29:58Come here!
29:59Timo!
30:01Timo!
30:01Timo!
30:02Hank!
30:03Did you pass this to me?
30:04Is that what you do to invite me in?
30:06You know, we should hang him out, eh?
30:08Those trainers that they hang on their telephone wires.
30:10You know when there's a crack house in the street and they put the trainers on the wires to warn
30:13people off?
30:14Not a warning!
30:15They're an advert!
30:17Are you correcting me?
30:19You keep grabbing hold, and bleeding on me, and using your fist.
30:23I really don't know.
30:27Which one of us is gay?
30:31String him.
30:32Get him!
30:36Get him!
30:39Come on!
30:40Get him!
30:40Get him to that lamppost there!
30:41Come on!
30:42Let me go!
30:43It's okay!
30:44I'll just go on!
30:44Get him!
30:45Get him!
30:46Come on, now!
30:48What are you doing?
30:49That thing! Get it!
30:50Run! Run! Run!
30:50Stop it!
30:50Stop it! Stop it!
30:58What are you doing?
31:00That thing!
31:01Get it! Run! Run!
31:03Run! Run now!
31:05Run!
31:08Oh my god!
31:10We're gonna get in!
31:14Guys, okay!
31:15Okay, guys. I'm sorry. Okay, just be nervous.
31:17Leave Zee alone, she's done nothing wrong
31:19Please don't leave Zee, I need to believe Zee
31:21I'm a corrosion 14
31:23Run, run, run!
31:24Run, run, run!
31:26Run, run, run!
31:28Stop it! Please!
31:30Stop him!
31:31Get the fuck off!
31:35Just stop, stop, stop
31:37What the fuck, dude?
31:49Let's get him over there
31:52Please stop
31:54Please stop
31:55You take pride
31:57Please stop
31:58In your flag
31:59It's everywhere
32:01Well we need a new flag
32:03To say that this street is safe
32:05That our children are safe
32:09That there's one place in this world
32:11Where children are safe
32:12And that flag
32:14Is you
32:15Help me!
32:17I've got a damn Twine
32:18One of you!
32:18Can't you do it!
32:19Please!
32:20Pull me out!
32:21Pull me out!
32:213!
32:222!
32:221, 1
32:243,2!
32:261, 1
32:263,2,1
32:284,4
32:284,5
32:32More get it!
32:354,5
32:36Go close
32:37Five
32:375
32:39I've got it
32:40Run it!
32:44Let him go.
33:12Stop it.
33:40Drop it!
33:42Drop it.
33:52Drop it!
34:08No...
34:16No...
34:26I can't breathe!
34:31There you go!
34:36No!
34:40No...
34:43No!
34:48No!
34:50No!
34:51No, no, no!
34:54No!
34:56No!
37:36Has he moved all his things?
37:38I've still got his books.
37:39I keep thinking he's done it on purpose and he's going to come back to pick them up and
37:42say, oh, I made a mistake, I love you really, blah, blah, blah, fuck off.
37:47The divorce is final?
37:48The divorce is final?
37:48Absolutely, yeah.
37:49And the bar's all yours?
37:51Mm-hmm.
37:52Are you going to renovate it?
37:54It's hard enough just keeping it open.
37:55The costs.
37:56I have to employ four security lads every night just because it gets so rough.
38:00I mean, I mean, in the 90s on Canal Street, you'd never see a fight.
38:04Oh, you did?
38:06I was there.
38:07No, I need to have a couple of drunks maybe, but these days, you know, windows get smashed,
38:11men driving past on motorbikes, throwing bricks.
38:14Come on.
38:16And I'm not starting up, but you and I can't even mention trans rights without a massive
38:20fucking argument.
38:20So it's all getting worse.
38:24You sound like Melbourne, aren't you?
38:27Well, like he always says, in the old days, if they hated us, we could say it's due to
38:33a lack of visibility because we were hidden in basements like this, fucking in the dark.
38:40No wonder they thought we were perverse.
38:42And so we fought to be seen, but what if we got it wrong?
38:47What if they see us and they still don't like us?
38:52Gosh, you're asking a woman what that feels like.
38:55Okay.
38:55But it was fine, you know, 15 years ago, everything was fine.
39:00Now it just feels like it's ending.
39:06Do you really think so?
39:07Yeah.
39:08Yeah.
39:10Every day, every little thing, every tiny little thing that happens one by one, like
39:15abandoning a book or removing a name or pulling down a flag.
39:20I mean, it seems like little things, but there's a sort of violence behind it.
39:24And you need to get more and more of these little things.
39:26And every single day, it builds and builds.
39:28And then I think something big is going to happen.
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