Chained to My Nemesis

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00:00:06get me another drink nerd I'm the gardener not your servant

00:00:14hey chat I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes most eligible air Shane DeVere

00:00:21Shane is set to inherit seven billion dollars how does that make you feel Shane

00:00:39you knucklehead this textbook cost me a hundred fifty dollars don't call me that

00:00:45I'm your boss okay well maybe don't act like one

00:01:03this is a hundred fifty dollar book I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled

00:01:12looks Shane you and master Shane used to be so close

00:01:27but I didn't get you anything

00:01:36for you for being my friend

00:01:41always

00:01:45yeah that was before when he had a heart

00:01:49you know I'd quit if I didn't need the money for cold what have I told you I

00:01:56know of a way to have your tuition paid in full

00:02:03so we're green game leave me to Conrad my oldest and worst son the yacht is yours go

00:02:13take it somewhere that tolerates you that's it a boat and to shame my only

00:02:23grandchild you everything else if you can pass this simple test test from the day

00:02:33your parents died in that accident you squandered your potential on parties

00:02:38heartless you need humbling if you can survive one week handcuffed to someone

00:02:45with more responsibility I'll leave you everything if not your uncle Conrad gets

00:02:51it all

00:02:53handcuffed is that even legal if you don't like it I'll happily take the

00:02:57inheritance off your hand who am I handcuffed to for a week do I get to choose I

00:03:01mean is she at least thought mr. Veer chose the candidate she agreed to

00:03:05participate on the condition that some of the money goes to order biology degree you

00:03:10don't mean

00:03:22oh

00:03:23oh don't be such a baby why are you always the worst

00:03:36from this point on you'll have one hour of alone time per day that's one hour total so time your

00:03:41bathroom breaks accordingly and if the timer runs out you lose and I get everything

00:03:51don't mess this up for me yeah I wouldn't hold my breath there garden girl the challenge begins

00:03:58now

00:04:03hey no no you would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me do you want to watch me

00:04:09change

00:04:10look unlike you I have a life and I planned on partying tonight five minutes to change six tops

00:04:18don't follow me bye bye

00:04:34whoa privacy

00:04:38you're still not dressed we're only down to 15 minutes of free time

00:04:43a good fit takes some time look this challenge is bullshit anyway okay I'm gonna hire my own lawyer

00:04:49and fight this lawyer with what inheritance listen you privileged troglodyte I can't think of anything

00:04:57worse than being chained to you but my tuition my dreams are on the line no you listen dirt girl

00:05:06I'm going out so either you can come with me or

00:05:10hmm

00:05:13seems you don't have a choice

00:05:18come on Tessie deep down in that cold cage of a heart is a fun-loving girl just yearning to

00:05:24be free

00:05:27fine but don't call me Tessie

00:05:29yes oh my god I could kiss you right now unless you want me going tits out

00:05:35we're gonna have to uncut for a second okay

00:05:37bye bye

00:05:39fine but I'm giving you one minute

00:05:43one

00:05:44and your fly is down

00:05:54shiny baby you made it here we're taking shots

00:06:02hey man thanks

00:06:05ew what's your gardener doing here she smells like manure

00:06:09believe me it wasn't my choice

00:06:13oh my god you kinky boy

00:06:17is that a present for later or

00:06:23what the shit Shane

00:06:26that's not what this is okay gram grams will had this dumb stipulation

00:06:32what you got tired of dry humping trees you had to go and steal my boyfriend

00:06:36Rachel I'm not interested in him

00:06:38oh really you used to be what changed

00:06:45I have no idea what you're talking about

00:06:48don't play dumb

00:06:49I've seen you get jealous when I kiss him

00:06:52no I

00:06:54oh boyfriend

00:06:55you know since when

00:06:57I said I wanted to keep things flexible remember

00:07:00oh

00:07:02guess being chained to his gardener is better than being Rachel Wexler's Netflix and chill

00:07:10oh

00:07:11stop

00:07:13oh

00:07:15oh shit

00:07:18did you just

00:07:19break up with her for me?

00:07:21you didn't have to do that

00:07:22now Rachel had her chance to make it official with me but

00:07:25she didn't

00:07:26don't worry she'll get bored

00:07:28hit me up for a quickie she always does

00:07:29you wanna talk about that?

00:07:31I wanna dance

00:07:33let's dance

00:07:35with me?

00:07:36am I chained to anyone else?

00:07:39here

00:07:41drink this

00:07:42it'll help

00:07:44bottoms up

00:07:45come on

00:07:45go

00:07:47go

00:07:48go

00:07:50oh my god

00:07:51oh my god what is that motor oil?

00:07:54fine

00:07:55more for me

00:07:57oh god

00:08:00now let's dance

00:08:05oh

00:08:06oh you know have fun

00:08:06come on

00:08:07come on

00:08:07you gotta move in there?

00:08:09tss tss tss tss tss tss tss

00:08:12can you moonwalk?

00:08:13no

00:08:13oh

00:08:14gets them everyday

00:08:15what am I giving you the ick?

00:08:21ah ah ah there it is you know what i miss that smile it seems your caged heart opens to

00:08:26the

00:08:26power of dance and that's well i'm laughing because you're actually being redance you

00:08:33get it like we're big you are embarrassing yourself

00:08:39take my hands cuffs and all come on and now you gotta do

00:08:43oh just move your feet left to right there you go uh-huh feel the music is it just me

00:08:50or did

00:08:51they look like they're a couple

00:09:04watch out

00:09:13whoa

00:09:24was too necessary

00:09:26you want to slum it with the help that's fine by me

00:09:30but let me know when you want someone in your own tax bracket

00:09:37let's go

00:09:41let's freaking party

00:09:48did you see that shane she was pissed shane i think we should go

00:09:52oh my friends are here i want you to take me home come on let's stay shane let's go i

00:09:57want to go

00:09:58come on you're having so much

00:10:03okay come on

00:10:06tessie you're so messy but not as much as me because i saved you

00:10:12yeah so funny okay uh stop you need to take a shower you're all sticky

00:10:16i would but um

00:10:20shit okay come on bathroom oh bathroom

00:10:30keep your eyes on the wall

00:10:33yeah i'm going

00:10:43thank you

00:11:01i need to grab this soap i need to grab this soap

00:11:05jeez you grab it too

00:11:07get it

00:11:08can you get it

00:11:09yeah

00:11:17are you looking

00:11:18nope

00:11:19no

00:11:20no no

00:11:21i mean

00:11:22yeah

00:11:22i would never do that

00:11:24um

00:11:24hey uh tessa do you mind getting my back

00:11:28i mean i would do it myself but uh

00:11:30the thing is like way on your side

00:11:32so

00:11:35yeah for sure i can

00:11:37it's fucked i have uh sensitive skin

00:11:40okay princess

00:11:42thank you

00:11:43nice nice

00:11:44can you go uh just a little lower for me

00:11:49lower

00:11:51uh-huh

00:11:52a little bit lower

00:11:56uh don't be shy

00:11:57a little lower

00:12:00you know you're enjoying this a bit too

00:12:06much

00:12:11uh

00:12:16seems like the timer reset him at night

00:12:17these things are really starting to get on my nerves

00:12:19i'm gonna go

00:12:20here you go

00:12:21for you

00:12:21yeah

00:12:22okay see you out there

00:12:24oh no

00:12:27now i'm here

00:12:28helps in the shower

00:12:29yeah it's just

00:12:31may i hear that

00:12:33oh my god

00:12:46what

00:12:49um i was thinking we should probably sleep in separate beds so

00:12:53you should probably ask edmund for a spare cot

00:12:55it's midnight he's definitely sleeping

00:13:00uh what are you doing

00:13:02making sure nothing untoward happens

00:13:04untoward

00:13:05yeah your virginity's safe

00:13:11don't you have pajamas

00:13:14you're lucky i'm even covering up

00:13:16here

00:13:17oh

00:13:18okay

00:13:23oh

00:13:24oh

00:13:31oh

00:13:32oh

00:13:33oh

00:13:34oh

00:13:36oh

00:13:37oh

00:13:37you only try to kiss me because you're drunk, right?

00:13:47yeah

00:13:48i thought so

00:14:21jank

00:14:24look i'm hung over okay just let me sleep

00:14:27jesus

00:14:28some of us work for a living

00:14:34great

00:14:34now it's lopsided

00:14:43what?

00:14:44did you know there's a beehive over there?

00:14:47oh

00:14:48okay

00:14:48don't go near that tree

00:14:49i don't have my epi pen if you piss off the bees

00:14:52you're allergic?

00:14:53just

00:14:53don't tell them and then he'll call an exterminator

00:14:56no

00:14:56it's okay

00:14:57they only attack if you get too close

00:14:58i mean

00:14:59how would you feel if someone invaded

00:15:00your personal space?

00:15:09oh

00:15:10am i dreaming?

00:15:11who is that

00:15:12smoke shell?

00:15:17i'm gonna knock you out

00:15:18if you don't quit tugging

00:15:29thank you

00:15:30finally being helpful for once

00:15:37shane

00:15:39shane

00:15:44hi

00:15:46what's your name dream babe?

00:15:50oh

00:15:52it's you

00:15:53meet melody

00:15:55consider her your prize for failing the handcuff challenge

00:15:58i'm sorry?

00:16:00i mean wouldn't you rather be chained to her than our gardener?

00:16:03it's honestly beneath you

00:16:05don't talk about tessa like that

00:16:06i can manage the accounts for you

00:16:08okay

00:16:09and in return

00:16:10i'll see to it

00:16:11that you're very well taken care of

00:16:14okay

00:16:14are you seriously trying to bribe him?

00:16:18jesus

00:16:18we're going to ace this challenge

00:16:21hmm

00:16:22huh

00:16:26come on

00:16:27let's go

00:16:32thanks edmund

00:16:33okay

00:16:35we need to set some ground rules

00:16:40first things first

00:16:42separate beds

00:16:43you move in your sleep and you snore

00:16:45i do?

00:16:46and second of all

00:16:47i need you to stop drinking

00:16:48and no going to parties

00:16:51what?

00:16:52what? your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility

00:16:54what good does it do if you can't even stop drinking for a week?

00:16:57at least moderate?

00:16:58my tuition is on the line

00:17:01fine

00:17:02fine

00:17:03i won't drink and i won't go to parties

00:17:06good

00:17:07here sign

00:17:27huh?

00:17:29look at this

00:17:31what the hell is wrong with you?

00:17:32i said no parties

00:17:34no no no

00:17:35you said i couldn't

00:17:35go to parties

00:17:37and technically i mean

00:17:40what the hell is wrong with you?

00:17:41you seriously have to be the most egotistical self-centered asshole in the entire world

00:17:47i mean

00:17:52look at the mess your friends are making

00:17:53please it's not like it's your job to clean it up

00:17:56yes sir

00:17:57that's only a job for the maids and i

00:18:00see

00:18:01edmund gets it

00:18:08where are you going?

00:18:10to do my job

00:18:11gardening

00:18:13and please

00:18:14for me

00:18:15no more drinks

00:18:26what are you still doing here?

00:18:29just enjoying your demise

00:18:31and this smooth 40 year old macallon scotch

00:18:37you're a scotch man right?

00:18:38just like your dad

00:18:41you know my offer still stands

00:18:43want to care for a suit?

00:18:45you can try it's delicious

00:18:49piss off

00:18:55get lost get out of here

00:18:57stop

00:18:57i'm sorry move

00:18:58hey

00:18:59get out of here

00:19:04yeah

00:19:05yeah

00:19:08yeah that's right

00:19:10leave assholes

00:19:12oh shit

00:19:24tessa are you still out here?

00:19:27tessa

00:19:33tessa

00:19:36tessa

00:19:37on sweet bathroom

00:19:38bathroom?

00:19:39i want you

00:19:48hey

00:19:49what the shit man

00:19:50out

00:19:51now

00:19:52shane

00:19:55it's okay

00:19:57ew

00:19:58get out

00:20:00it's okay

00:20:05oh no

00:20:06did poison ivy drink too much?

00:20:09get out

00:20:09wait

00:20:10shane

00:20:11shane open the door

00:20:14stay with me

00:20:15okay

00:20:17shane

00:20:33shane

00:20:41shane

00:20:53thank you

00:21:08did you just kiss me?

00:21:09no

00:21:12yes i mean

00:21:13it was an accident

00:21:2110-7

00:21:2210-7

00:21:25get off of me

00:21:35hi

00:21:36hi

00:21:37you okay?

00:21:38awesome

00:21:40i need to go back to my house to get some clothes

00:21:43i mean if you need a shirt you can borrow one of mine

00:21:47no

00:21:48i prefer my own

00:21:55how could i forget

00:22:17so you watch verticals?

00:22:22here

00:22:23here

00:22:24look i don't want to hear it

00:22:26i didn't say anything

00:22:27okay

00:22:33cover your eyeballs

00:22:55did you write this?

00:22:57write what?

00:23:01her fingers grazed the shaft of his mighty sword

00:23:04it's so big

00:23:05lady tassandra exclaimed

00:23:07i can see why you need such big muscles to wield it

00:23:10that's shakespeare

00:23:11don't break that

00:23:16keep your eyes to yourself

00:23:18mm-hmm

00:23:18ah

00:23:19i got it

00:23:23jeez

00:23:33so why can't you swim?

00:23:35i just never learned

00:23:36i'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals

00:23:39you know they say experience is the best teacher

00:23:42just jump right on in

00:23:43so

00:23:44is everything a joke to you?

00:23:46you know my friends?

00:23:47all of them?

00:23:47you have those

00:23:48right?

00:23:49they think i'm really funny

00:23:50yeah the ones you pay

00:23:56so many

00:23:57books out here

00:24:08you know this is actually

00:24:10kind of hot

00:24:12oh shit you drew in here too?

00:24:16hey

00:24:16it's really good

00:24:18stop

00:24:18why are you embarrassed?

00:24:19i think it's really good

00:24:20give it back

00:24:21no no no no

00:24:22you gotta tell me more

00:24:23shane

00:24:24no

00:24:24shane

00:24:25no

00:24:25oh

00:24:26oh

00:24:27oh

00:24:28easy

00:24:29easy

00:24:30i'm drowning

00:24:31i'm drowning

00:24:32just stay enough

00:24:33yeah

00:24:34yeah

00:24:35something like that right

00:24:42what the hell

00:24:45rachel

00:24:46what are you doing here?

00:24:48shaney baby

00:24:49same reason as usual

00:24:51come out of the pool

00:24:52and greet mama properly

00:24:59hmm

00:25:01hmm

00:25:03still attached at the hip i see

00:25:05garden girl

00:25:07give us some space

00:25:08whatever you have to say in front of tessa

00:25:10you can say in front of me

00:25:12since when do you even know her name?

00:25:15come on shane

00:25:16forget her

00:25:18if you don't leave now i'm gonna call the butler

00:25:21edmund!

00:25:22not so fast

00:25:24what's this?

00:25:27sir shaness the brawny

00:25:30i'm going to love this

00:25:32stop that's mine

00:25:34rachel give it back

00:25:35hey chat

00:25:36look at what i just found

00:25:38turns out shane's gardener keeps a diary

00:25:41oh my god

00:25:44is it just me?

00:25:47or does sir shane's look

00:25:48a bit familiar?

00:25:52is that

00:25:54me?

00:25:58it's nobody

00:26:03are you okay?

00:26:06i'll give you five minutes

00:26:10tessa what are you doing?

00:26:12tessa

00:26:12wait

00:26:14i just want to talk

00:26:22why'd you do that?

00:26:23she's clearly hurt

00:26:25i'm hurt

00:26:26i miss you

00:26:28you know that's rich

00:26:30you were just hooking up with a guy in my bed

00:26:32i was just trying to make you jealous

00:26:35i mean come on

00:26:37isn't that why you've been hanging out with the lorax?

00:26:40i've been thinking

00:26:41i want to be something more serious with you

00:26:44i know that's something you've always wanted

00:26:59shane

00:27:12it's too late rachel

00:27:26of course he still likes her

00:27:27he'd never like me

00:27:29i'm just his gardener

00:27:40this stupid boy

00:27:41what am i doing?

00:27:56what?

00:27:58hello?

00:28:00is anyone there?

00:28:04hello?

00:28:04please!

00:28:07please!

00:28:08someone let me out!

00:28:09i'm gonna lose my tuition!

00:28:11why would you suddenly want a relationship?

00:28:14and don't tell me it's despite tessa

00:28:16of course not shane

00:28:18i've always loved you

00:28:19but you've always been so caught up on your ex

00:28:21hey

00:28:22do not bring natalie into this

00:28:28have you been distracting me?

00:28:36oh shit!

00:28:38oh that looks like it hurt

00:28:40bye!

00:28:41no!

00:28:53quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick

00:28:56oh shit, that was close

00:29:02can i ask you something?

00:29:05how long ago did you write that story?

00:29:10oh god

00:29:12you must think i'm such a freak

00:29:15i started writing that back when we were kids

00:29:17and back when you were nicer

00:29:20but

00:29:22can we just like forget it?

00:29:29okay

00:29:29i'm gonna show you something

00:29:31but you have to promise

00:29:33not to laugh

00:29:45okay, i cannot believe i'm doing this

00:29:54one time when we were kids

00:29:55you uh

00:29:57gave me a flower

00:29:59okay, i wanted to hold on to it

00:30:00i don't know why

00:30:01so i smashed it in these pages

00:30:03and i left this like really cool impression

00:30:05then

00:30:06anytime i saw a cool plant

00:30:07i would

00:30:08just

00:30:10anyway

00:30:11i don't know if you're gonna rewrite the adventures

00:30:13of sir shanius and princess desondra

00:30:15but

00:30:16i don't know, maybe we could do it in here

00:30:29i love you

00:30:33i'm sorry, i

00:30:34no, stop

00:30:36i used to

00:30:37but not anymore

00:30:38it was just back when we were kids

00:30:40it's just, you showed me that really cute book

00:30:41and i

00:30:42we almost lost the challenge

00:30:43and then i kind of just got lost in the moment

00:30:44then you know what i should go

00:30:45t-t-t-tessa

00:30:46t-tessa

00:30:46t-t-tessa it's

00:30:47no really

00:30:48uh, just please

00:30:49shut it

00:30:51yup

00:30:52look at the time

00:30:52gotta go

00:30:53I gotta get ready

00:30:54For what?

00:30:55you're not even wearing a watch

00:30:56yup, let's go

00:31:05so you take classes at night yeah i work during the day every day

00:31:13why are you so shocked i literally work in your family's garden as you can see here the male

00:31:19anglerfish attaches itself to the backside of the females merging its bodies with her

00:31:25until they become one see

00:31:33is that heading a little too close to home no i have to go to the bathroom now yeah

00:31:54are you done

00:31:55this is so gross yeah well it's not my fault that all the bathrooms were closed just keep

00:32:02an eye out while i zip up oh trust my eyes are anywhere else hey oh look i don't care

00:32:11what

00:32:11kind of kinks you're into but this campus is a place of learning i'm calling this in just

00:32:16tell me your pants are almost up they're up okay hey look uh homeless oh no

00:32:29stop stop i don't run this much oh yeah i guess i don't either oh

00:32:39hey um i'm sorry about how i reacted earlier when you said that you please don't

00:32:46no i'm sorry i was just being dumb i you're not dumb stop saying that it's obvious to anyone

00:32:51who's met you that you're really smart why no one ever told me that because you surround

00:32:56yourself with idiots and insecure assholes true look i'm really sorry i said i loved you

00:33:05yes i used to back when we were kids i miss that i miss us

00:33:19just be honest and tell me do you um think there's a chance we could ever have that again

00:33:29do we really have to hate each other shane

00:33:32for you for being my friend

00:33:37always

00:33:39shane arthur de vere inside now

00:33:47what did i tell you about fraternizing with that girl that's the gardener's daughter for christ

00:33:52sakes she's my friend dad i like her your mother and i have arranged for you to marry someone

00:33:58more becoming of your station who natalie prescott

00:34:23so do i do i drink too much is that it

00:34:28my parents just died natalie between all the parties and drugs are you even ready for a real

00:34:36relationship shane please say something

00:34:41look i i think we're friends and we're always gonna be friends

00:34:57there they are stop police we need to run oh i can't i'm so tired on my back lady to

00:35:04sondra let's ride

00:35:05go go go go go

00:35:06run search it is run

00:35:18hey it is not done silly

00:35:20taste it fine to me

00:35:21uh-huh

00:35:24open up

00:35:27you're warming up to me

00:35:28i can go

00:35:31well aren't you just two peas in a porta potty

00:35:35literally how do you keep getting in here

00:35:37you can forget about trying to sabotage us again

00:35:40we're not uncuffing okay tessa's tuition is on the line

00:35:43and shane's inheritance

00:35:44okay relax

00:35:46i'm here to apologize

00:35:48wait apologize to me

00:35:52i am so sorry tessa

00:35:54again you're apologizing to me

00:35:56it's true

00:35:58i've always seen you as a low-class nerd who was way too stuck up for her small bank account

00:36:04okay if your plan is just to insult me into uncuffing

00:36:08let me finish

00:36:11but now i see you as a hard worker with an infectious spirit

00:36:17i mean look at how you've domesticated shane

00:36:22let me uncuff i want to talk to her alone just trust me

00:36:31what are you doing the cuffs are set to my biometrics the clock is still ticking

00:36:35that just means i have a whole hour to get her hair wet

00:36:37oh very funny

00:36:39i came here prepared this time my hairspray is waterproof

00:36:43oh yeah well

00:36:44is it flower proof

00:36:45don't you dare

00:36:47who told you to sabotage us

00:36:49i'll tell you

00:36:51get her babe

00:36:56conrad offered rachel half my inheritance to mess with us

00:36:59i heard it straight from her mouth

00:37:04is that true

00:37:06no

00:37:07no

00:37:07give her half my fucking money

00:37:11no way

00:37:20conrad

00:37:22you may have fooled the lawyer but you and i both know you're out to steal my inheritance

00:37:26rachel told me you'd give her half the money if she got us to fail

00:37:30you know what i think i think you don't deserve mother's fortune

00:37:36you're impulsive self-destructive you barely be trusted to wipe your own ass screw you

00:37:46you're a disappointment shane you're a disappointment to your grandmother your parents even your fiancee

00:37:55everyone knows that's why natalie left you

00:37:59by the looks of it seems you've gone and disappointed her too

00:38:18shane who is natalie

00:38:28shane who is natalie

00:38:33shane who is natalie

00:38:34you want space

00:38:37give you space

00:38:59we have to recover

00:39:03What's the point? Conrad's right. Okay, I'm a fuck-up.

00:39:08That's not true.

00:39:19Was that Natalie's?

00:39:21Who is she to you, Shane?

00:39:23She's proof that I can't love you how you want me to.

00:39:28I loved Natalie. I didn't at first, but then we got engaged and she got pregnant.

00:39:37Then my parents died and I started drinking too much.

00:39:42She aborted the baby and told me I wasn't ready for a kid, a real relationship.

00:39:50And she left.

00:40:00She was right.

00:40:02I'm so sorry.

00:40:05Just leave. Okay? Everyone does anyway.

00:40:08I'm not going anywhere.

00:40:11Can I show you something?

00:40:15Hi.

00:40:19Come on.

00:40:28Mom. Mom. That's not a real plant. You're getting the floor wet.

00:40:35It's dying. They want to throw it away.

00:40:40All it needs is some love and care.

00:40:44Last time I saw your mom, she seemed fine.

00:40:46What happened?

00:40:48Early onset Alzheimer's.

00:40:50She doesn't remember who I am most of the time, but...

00:40:53Half my paycheck goes towards her care.

00:40:58Responsibility isn't a skill you have to learn, Shane.

00:41:01It's a choice you have to make to persevere when life piles on.

00:41:05You're the DeVere's boy.

00:41:07Right?

00:41:10My Tessa has such a crush on you.

00:41:15Mom?

00:41:19Tessa?

00:41:21Mom, you remember me?

00:41:24Of course I remember my own daughter.

00:41:28Come here.

00:41:31Oh.

00:41:33You in trouble?

00:41:34No, no, Mom.

00:41:36We're...

00:41:36These, uh...

00:41:37They're a prop for our engagement photos today.

00:41:40You know, Tessa just the old...

00:41:42Ball and Shane.

00:41:44Tessa.

00:41:45Are you engaged?

00:41:47Oh, that's wonderful.

00:41:50I always believed in you, too.

00:41:54Let's see a kiss.

00:41:58Yeah.

00:41:59Yeah.

00:42:06Yay!

00:42:16That fake kiss earlier was really nice of you.

00:42:21I promise I won't be weird again.

00:42:29You said I was faking it.

00:42:38What are you doing?

00:42:41Well, we have about 32 minutes left of free time, so I...

00:42:44I wonder how many rounds you could get in.

00:42:51No.

00:42:54No.

00:42:56No.

00:42:58No.

00:43:02No.

00:43:03No.

00:43:17No.

00:43:20When we were kids...

00:43:22You had a crush on me, huh?

00:43:25But you...

00:43:26Always wanted the bad boy.

00:43:29Oh...

00:43:32Oh, I can be bad.

00:43:35Oh, yeah.

00:43:38Oh, yeah.

00:43:44My man.

00:43:46And this could be our little secret

00:43:51Something I know I'm starting to hear it

00:43:56We both know how it goes down

00:43:59I'm taking home now

00:44:02I can't wait to keep it

00:44:05And this could be our little secret

00:44:09Wait, wait

00:44:10What?

00:44:12Are you gonna tell me you're a virgin?

00:44:15Because I know all about that

00:44:17And I don't care

00:44:20No, I, yeah

00:44:23I just

00:44:25I wanted my first time to be special

00:44:27No, it's not that

00:44:29I want to know the person that I crossed that line with

00:44:32Is committed to me

00:44:36Baby, um

00:44:38I'm sorry, are you

00:44:40Are you asking if I'm ready for a real relationship?

00:44:44Well, are you?

00:44:47Shane, before I give you my virginity

00:44:49I need to know that you're serious about me

00:44:51About us

00:44:55I don't know if I can give you that

00:45:14Tessa

00:45:16I'm fine

00:45:16I just, uh

00:45:17I need to step out

00:45:19What about the challenge?

00:45:22Five minutes, please

00:45:27Tessa

00:45:29Tessa

00:45:29Leave me alone

00:45:36Tessa, you have to come out

00:45:40If the timer on this cuff runs out

00:45:43If we fail, you'll lose your tuition

00:45:46And if that happens

00:45:49I will never be able to forgive myself

00:46:12When this is over

00:46:13We can go our separate ways

00:46:14And we never have to see each other

00:46:17Ever again

00:46:19Is that what you really want?

00:46:23So that's it?

00:46:26After this challenge, we just

00:46:29Go our separate ways?

00:46:32No!

00:46:33What the fuck was that?

00:46:35Did you just hurt?

00:46:37No

00:46:41Edmund, Edmund, we heard you scream

00:46:43Your parents' gala

00:46:44We cancelled it

00:46:46After your grandmother passed

00:46:47But somehow the invitations went out anyway

00:46:50What are you guys talking about?

00:46:52Every year since my parents' accident

00:46:54Graham Graham held this big charity gala

00:46:57In their honor

00:46:58I guess Conrad must have sent out the invitations

00:47:00To mess with us

00:47:01Conrad is getting more and more desperate

00:47:03The closer we are to winning

00:47:04That's not all

00:47:06He names the two of you

00:47:08As the guests of honor

00:47:09And the invitation frames the event

00:47:12As if it's your

00:47:14Unveiling

00:47:17As a couple?

00:47:19No, no

00:47:20Shane, you have to cancel this

00:47:21Right now

00:47:21Impossible

00:47:22People are flying in from all over the world

00:47:24To be here tomorrow

00:47:25We have contracts

00:47:27With designers

00:47:28Caterers

00:47:28We can't

00:47:29No, no

00:47:30You know what?

00:47:30I am not going

00:47:31It is black tie

00:47:32I don't even own a pair of heels

00:47:33Tessa

00:47:34You

00:47:35No, you know what?

00:47:36You're the one who decided

00:47:37We're done after this

00:47:38Okay?

00:47:39So what?

00:47:39The whole world is supposed to think

00:47:41We're a couple?

00:47:41I'm not doing this

00:47:49Shane

00:47:50I think it's time I showed you something

00:47:53For Shane's challenge

00:47:55I want the gardener, Tessa

00:47:57I always liked her

00:47:59She's got grit

00:48:00And

00:48:01She brings out the best in him

00:48:02It needs to be her

00:48:05I trust you'll make it happen

00:48:07It was never about the money

00:48:09Shane

00:48:11All your gram gram ever wanted

00:48:12Was to see you happy

00:48:28Tessa

00:48:28I've got something very important to ask you

00:48:31Shane

00:48:32What are you doing?

00:48:34Tessa Birch

00:48:34I don't know what we are

00:48:36But I do know that I care about you

00:48:39And right now

00:48:40Your future is on the line

00:48:42And we can figure the rest out later

00:48:46So will you

00:48:47Be my date to my dead parents, Gala?

00:48:50Till deathly allergies do us part

00:48:54I do

00:48:59Always

00:49:08Edmund gave us some money for some outfits

00:49:10So

00:49:11Get anything you want

00:49:22I seriously have to wear these?

00:49:25Not these specifically, but

00:49:28Have you never worn heels?

00:49:30Eh

00:49:32One time

00:49:33When I was 12

00:49:34But I immediately broke my ankle

00:49:35Now I have arthritis

00:49:36So why can't I just wear these?

00:49:38Those are hiking boots

00:49:40That's why

00:49:41Okay

00:49:41Why can't I just wear a dress that covers my key?

00:49:45Can you go look for her?

00:49:47She's being difficult

00:49:50What are you planning?

00:49:53Do not embarrass me

00:49:55Okay

00:49:55Jeez, touchy

00:49:58Alright

00:49:59You know, that's 20 minutes

00:50:01How's it going in there?

00:50:04Don't turn around yet

00:50:21First time for everything

00:50:24How did I do?

00:50:27That bad?

00:50:29No, it's almost perfect

00:50:36And

00:50:39There

00:50:40Lady Tissandra

00:50:43Ready?

00:50:46Ready, Sir Shanius

00:50:58Announcing

00:51:00Shane DeVere

00:51:01And Tessa Birch

00:51:13Huh

00:51:14Gardner cleans up surprisingly well

00:51:16Doesn't mean she belongs

00:51:18Clock the shoes

00:51:29Let's do this

00:51:36Might I have this dance?

00:51:40Certainly

00:51:41Put your hands on my shoulders

00:51:44My hands on your waist

00:51:45We're gonna do a spin

00:51:47Are you ready?

00:51:47Yep

00:51:47Okay

00:51:48One, two, three

00:51:52Cool

00:51:55Have you thought about what happens when this is over?

00:51:58You mean after we win this thing?

00:52:00Oh god, I don't know

00:52:01I guess I go back to being obscenely rich

00:52:07About that

00:52:09I was thinking

00:52:12What if you came with me?

00:52:14To college?

00:52:16I think you'd really like it

00:52:19Oh, I don't know about that

00:52:21I don't really think I'm the type for school

00:52:24Why not?

00:52:25There's like rats there

00:52:26There's rats?

00:52:28Do I drink beer?

00:52:28Sure

00:52:29I want a drink

00:52:30Mind if I cut in?

00:52:32Natalie

00:52:35Oh my god

00:52:39Wait, so what are you doing here?

00:52:43You're Gram-Gram

00:52:44I heard she died

00:52:46I thought she never liked me

00:52:48But then I got this invitation

00:52:51I'm so sorry for your loss

00:52:53No, it's okay

00:52:54She went peacefully

00:52:57Oh, uh

00:52:59Natalie, this is Tessa

00:53:00She's, uh, my, my, uh

00:53:03We're cuffed

00:53:04That's what we are

00:53:04We're just cuffed

00:53:05That's what we are

00:53:06I can see that

00:53:08Yeah, my grandmother's will

00:53:09Yeah, my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation

00:53:10You know, it's a funny story

00:53:12Not really

00:53:13It's really good to meet you, though

00:53:14I've heard such great things

00:53:16Well, hopefully the stories aren't too bad

00:53:19You look familiar

00:53:20Tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around

00:53:23Now Tessa is the gardener

00:53:26Oh, family profession

00:53:28That's cute

00:53:29It's been a fun week

00:53:30She's been teaching me how to garden

00:53:32She's taken me to some night classes

00:53:34Oh, night classes?

00:53:35Shane, that's...

00:53:38Daddy, daddy, you're here

00:53:44You know what?

00:53:47I'll give you ten minutes to talk

00:53:56Looks like your bait worked

00:53:59It's time you shine, babe

00:54:01I'll do what I do best

00:54:14You're not meant for him, Tessa

00:54:19Go away, Rachel

00:54:20I can't stand you

00:54:23Look at them

00:54:26Shane's an heir

00:54:28You're a gardener

00:54:29He was never going to choose you, Tessa

00:54:32Wake up

00:54:33No, you're lying

00:54:36Shane loves me

00:54:38Tessie said that

00:54:39Face it, honey

00:54:41You were just his passing interest

00:54:44You don't need him, Tessa

00:54:46You're tough

00:54:47You would have worked hard for that degree

00:54:49Either way, eventually

00:54:51He's the one who needs you

00:54:55It's him

00:54:59He was playing you, girl

00:55:02But you're in control

00:55:04You can still make him hurt

00:55:06All you have to do

00:55:07Is leave

00:55:12Gavin, you shouldn't run up on people like that

00:55:14Okay?

00:55:17Natalie, is this...

00:55:20He isn't mine, is he?

00:55:21Wait, you're not daddy

00:55:23Where's daddy?

00:55:25Daddy's at home, remember?

00:55:26Now, go get something to eat

00:55:28Mommy's talking to an old friend

00:55:34So he's not mine, he's my husband

00:55:38Matthews

00:55:39We met after we broke up

00:55:41If he was, would it change things?

00:55:44I wanted to be there for you

00:55:47You and the baby

00:55:48I mean, we almost...

00:55:49Oh, Shane

00:55:53You'll find your person

00:55:55I know I did

00:55:58I think I already have

00:56:01I should probably go find her so I can tell her

00:56:08Hey Shane

00:56:11Um, I came back because I was worried for you

00:56:13But it seems you're gonna be just fine

00:56:16And for what it's worth

00:56:18I think you'd make a great dad

00:56:28Rachel, where's Tessa?

00:56:31Settle down, nephew

00:56:34We're celebrating

00:56:35You are about to lose everything

00:56:41What did you do with Tessa?

00:56:45You can still make him hurt

00:56:47All you have to do is leave

00:56:52I know what you're doing, Rachel

00:56:55And I'm not falling for it

00:57:04I was trying to be helpful

00:57:08Since when?

00:57:10You know, Rachel

00:57:11You're a snake

00:57:12And you know what gardeners do to snakes

00:57:15Listen, you insolent bitch

00:57:17That fortune was supposed to be mine

00:57:20I had Shane wrapped around my finger long before you wriggled it

00:57:26Okay, newsflash, Rachel

00:57:28You know, you're knock-off Barbie doll self

00:57:31I'm afraid to break a nail, so

00:57:33You wanna fight?

00:57:35Let's fight!

00:57:36Uh-huh, let's go!

00:57:37You wanna fight?

00:57:38Yeah, let's go!

00:57:47The only person going anywhere is you

00:57:51What? Take her away

00:57:56Bye-bye

00:57:57She left you, Shane

00:58:00And you're a liar

00:58:01She wouldn't

00:58:06The only truth that matters right now

00:58:09Is in about seven minutes

00:58:12I'm gonna win

00:58:14I'm gonna win everything

00:58:15The family fortune

00:58:17Is mine

00:58:19Ours

00:58:22Oh, yeah

00:58:23Oh, yeah, right

00:58:24Yeah, ours

00:58:26You bastard!

00:58:28Where is she?

00:58:29Now!

00:58:38Get off me!

00:58:40Fuck!

00:58:41You were supposed to give her the whole dump

00:58:42I did!

00:58:44I did!

00:58:44He's a fucking jockey!

00:58:46God damn it!

00:58:51Edmund, have you seen Tessa?

00:58:53Are you alright, sir?

00:58:55I haven't seen her

00:58:57Have you checked out front?

00:58:59Tessa!

00:58:59Sir?

00:59:01Tessa!

00:59:02Sir!

00:59:04Tessa!

00:59:10Hands off my girlfriend

00:59:11Girlfriend?

00:59:13Oh, don't you dare

00:59:23Oh, shit

00:59:25Don't touch my man

00:59:29I wanna make babies with you

00:59:30Same

00:59:35Oh, shit

00:59:36We have to stop dating like this

00:59:38Call the cops

00:59:39I got it

00:59:40Oh, yeah

00:59:41Oh, shit

00:59:41Oh, man

00:59:42Oh, there he is

00:59:43Okay

00:59:44Yeah

00:59:45Time

00:59:46Oh, sick!

00:59:49That was so fast

00:59:50It was so sick

00:59:53Not so fast

00:59:57You're not calling anyone

01:00:05Easy there

01:00:07Conrad

01:00:08Easy is what this was supposed to be

01:00:14You got enough tranquilizers, baby?

01:00:17Uh-huh

01:00:18See, this was supposed to be painless

01:00:22But now it's gonna hurt

01:00:24You'll never get away with this

01:00:27I think I will

01:00:28So this is your plan

01:00:29To force us to separate at gunpoint

01:00:32There are cameras, Conrad

01:00:33You'll get caught

01:00:36No, we won't

01:00:38Conrad is a genius

01:00:39I have two cameras

01:00:41And wiped all record of my meddling

01:00:43And then I just turned them off

01:00:44No way you're gonna separate us

01:00:46You'll have to kill us

01:00:47I'm not gonna kill you

01:00:53Tessa!

01:00:54Tessa!

01:00:56Fuck you

01:01:05I'm gonna make you kill each other

01:01:16Shane?

01:01:19Shane?

01:01:20Shane?

01:01:24Shane?

01:01:25Shane?

01:01:26Ow

01:01:27Oh my god

01:01:28God

01:01:30What's going on?

01:01:37Separate or die?

01:01:39Oh shit

01:01:41Conrad is crazier than I thought

01:01:42Okay, we need to get out of here

01:01:45Hey

01:01:47What happened to your chest?

01:01:48What?

01:01:51I don't know

01:01:52Maybe the hay scratched it or something

01:01:55I don't know

01:01:56We need to go

01:01:57Quick

01:02:10Glad you're finally awake

01:02:12Just in time too

01:02:16We have much to discuss

01:02:20So what?

01:02:21You guys are like an evil power couple now or

01:02:24Well

01:02:25You could say I surrendered to my ex's uncle

01:02:33We really bonded over hating you

01:02:38Kidnapping?

01:02:39Unc?

01:02:40What makes you think you can get away with this?

01:02:42I'm about to be a billionaire

01:02:45That's plenty of money to bury any truth

01:02:48Or bury you if he refuses

01:02:52Never

01:02:53We'll just wait this out

01:02:56Too long

01:02:57That rash is moving fast

01:03:01Tessa

01:03:01You're the biologist

01:03:03How long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone?

01:03:08What did you do?

01:03:10Well it turns out

01:03:10A lot of injectable cosmetic products contain bee venom

01:03:15Isn't that neat?

01:03:18What?

01:03:21You freaking psychopaths

01:03:23You'd really stoop to murder?

01:03:26Wouldn't be the first time

01:03:28Rachel you do not have to do this

01:03:32Shamey

01:03:33I only wanted you for your money

01:03:36This way I get half

01:03:38Here's the deal

01:03:39By my estimate and to be fair I'm no doctor

01:03:42But I'd say she's got about 15 minutes

01:03:45Before her throat closes up

01:03:48That she goes into full blown anaphylactic shock

01:03:52So

01:03:54If you separate her

01:03:56Right now

01:03:57There might be time to save her

01:03:59So it's the money

01:04:02Or the girl

01:04:05Your choice

01:04:08Uncle

01:04:08Why are you doing this?

01:04:11You really don't know?

01:04:13Because I'm the rightful heir

01:04:16I'm the eldest son

01:04:19Martha was always mother's favorite

01:04:21It was all supposed to be mine

01:04:24But then for some unknown reason

01:04:28She decides to give you this chance

01:04:32My mother decides to give you a chance to steal what's rightfully mine

01:04:38I'm starting to think she had a damn good reason

01:04:40Mark my words

01:04:43You will pay for this

01:04:46Looks like time's running out

01:04:48You better hurry

01:04:50Hey

01:04:51You know what?

01:04:53After she's dead

01:04:56Let's bury her in the West Garden

01:04:59I think she'd like that

01:05:03Would you like that?

01:05:17No!

01:05:19Are you crazy?

01:05:21You could die!

01:05:22Those assholes made my life a living hell

01:05:28I'm not going to let them get away with this

01:05:31We are going to make it out of here

01:05:33Together

01:05:35Help me

01:05:42It won't budge

01:05:43I need you to break my glasses

01:05:52What?

01:05:54What?

01:05:54But I love your glasses

01:05:55You can't see without them

01:05:56Breathing kind of takes precedent

01:05:58You could use the wire to pick the lock

01:06:12We're almost there

01:06:18We have to uncuff now, Tessa

01:06:19No

01:06:20We can't make it

01:06:24It'll be alright

01:06:25We have about three minutes left

01:06:27Okay

01:06:27If I run

01:06:28I can grab the epi pen

01:06:29And get back

01:06:30Oh, Shane

01:06:31Don't, please

01:06:32We deserve a happy ending

01:06:38That's why I have to do this

01:06:40No

01:06:42Don't

01:06:42Shane

01:06:43Shane

01:06:44Shane

01:06:49Call the family doctor

01:06:51Call the family doctor

01:07:27What happened with the challenge?

01:07:41Did we win?

01:07:45This isn't okay

01:07:46Rachel and Conrad can't just get away with this

01:07:49They tried to kill me

01:07:50Listen to me, Tessa

01:07:52You're going to be fine

01:07:53Okay, I'm going to get a job

01:07:55I'm going to make sure your tuition is paid for

01:07:57I'm going to work

01:07:59You hate work

01:08:01I don't give a shit

01:08:02If I have to work with my two hands

01:08:03For the rest of my life, okay?

01:08:10I just want you to be a part of it

01:08:19Wait, wait, wait

01:08:20I thought you wanted to wait

01:08:21I'm tired of waiting

01:08:33What?

01:08:34It's not like you haven't seen all this before

01:08:36Yeah, well

01:08:37That was before it

01:08:38This was mine

01:08:39Oh!

01:08:49Well

01:08:51Well, it's not as big as a centaur

01:08:53I mean

01:08:55Kinda

01:08:58Get on your back, Sir Shanius

01:09:01I'm going to ride you

01:09:03Oh!

01:09:08So

01:09:10How did I compare to the book?

01:09:13I'd say it was a faithful adaptation

01:09:18There must be a way we could beat Conrad

01:09:21We deserve a happy ending

01:09:23The police searched the barn

01:09:24Conrad wiped it clean

01:09:26The cameras, too

01:09:29It's his word

01:09:30Against ours

01:09:32Last shade

01:09:33Oh!

01:09:35We're covered

01:09:36We're covered

01:09:37What is it?

01:09:39Ah

01:09:40I

01:09:41Noticed something odd

01:09:42While poking around our security database

01:09:45Conrad

01:09:46Not only wiped the last six days

01:09:47He wiped the last six years

01:09:49Dating back to the day your parents died

01:09:52However

01:09:53He was sloppy

01:09:55And I managed to

01:09:57Recover

01:09:58This

01:10:02Is that my parents' car?

01:10:04It is

01:10:07Oh my god

01:10:09Conrad killed your parents

01:10:18He killed my parents, Tessa

01:10:21Get away with it

01:10:24We can figure it out, Shane

01:10:26Conrad and Rachel think you're too dumb

01:10:28Or too lazy to figure it out

01:10:29But you're neither

01:10:30That's our advantage

01:10:33You know, you're right

01:10:35Yeah, we're gonna beat him

01:10:36We just gotta put our heads together

01:10:38Yeah, that's good

01:10:42Hey, chat

01:10:43We are celebrating

01:10:45Guess who just won three billion dollars

01:10:49Aw

01:10:49Is Tessa sad she lost?

01:10:52How's it feel knowing you're going to die poor?

01:10:55Feels like

01:10:57What the?

01:10:58Revenge!

01:10:59What the?

01:10:59Hey!

01:11:06Hey, chat

01:11:06Check this out

01:11:08Say cheese

01:11:23Taking my inheritance out already?

01:11:26You mean my birthright?

01:11:29Speaking of

01:11:30You really should start packing your things

01:11:32Because I won't abide trespassers in my home

01:11:36I'm not going anywhere

01:11:37You see this SD card?

01:11:40I have proof

01:11:41You killed my parents

01:11:51I've murdered no one

01:11:54That's not what you said at the barn

01:11:56I had Edmund

01:11:57Look through some old security footage

01:11:59And he found a weird video

01:12:01Of you cutting the brakes on my parents' car

01:12:03Now I wonder

01:12:05What the lawyers will think about that

01:12:16Doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks

01:12:28You bitch

01:12:29You stole my gun

01:12:30Yep

01:12:31And I got my marksmanship badge

01:12:34And the Girl Scouts

01:12:35So

01:12:35You'll stay quiet

01:12:37Until I say so

01:12:46Hey, Lawman

01:12:47I got something for you

01:12:50Looks like he went home for the night

01:12:53It's just me and you

01:13:01No, no

01:13:03You're just his passing interest

01:13:09He's just using you

01:13:12But

01:13:12You can make him hurt

01:13:17Okay

01:13:20Give me the card

01:13:23He wouldn't

01:13:26Shit

01:13:28Don't fucking move

01:13:38Why are you so

01:13:43Don't tell me this is the only copy

01:13:48You really are dumb as disco, aren't you?

01:13:56I can't believe you didn't make another copy

01:13:58I was so right about you

01:14:01You are a complete and total imbecile

01:14:05Just like your father

01:14:09You know that's why I had to cut his brakes, right?

01:14:12And steal your inheritance

01:14:14It's not personal, buddy

01:14:16It's nature

01:14:17The survival of the fittest

01:14:20And you two idiots

01:14:22Who are standing in the way of my evolution

01:14:25So you'd betray anyone, huh?

01:14:27Even your own family?

01:14:30What happens when Rachel gets in the way?

01:14:33Who?

01:14:37She already has

01:14:39You think I'm gonna give that bimbo half my money, dummy?

01:14:44She's next

01:14:49You're plotting to kill me?

01:14:52No, baby

01:14:54I would never

01:14:55You idiot

01:14:56Didn't you notice I took all of those selfies?

01:15:00If I go down

01:15:01You go down

01:15:11Okay

01:15:13This is how this is all gonna go down

01:15:14I'm gonna walk out of here

01:15:16With my inheritance

01:15:18You hear me?

01:15:19My inheritance

01:15:21And none of you are gonna get shot

01:15:24You understand?

01:15:26Hmm

01:15:28The fuck are you laughing at?

01:15:31Oh

01:15:31You've already lost, Conrad

01:15:34That phone right there?

01:15:35Yeah, it was streaming in the background

01:15:37Rachel's 10 million followers

01:15:39Just heard you confess to a shit ton of crimes

01:15:42And just in case one recording wasn't enough

01:15:46I made a copy

01:15:48Dumbass

01:15:53Guess you two better get used to wearing these

01:16:00Fucking influencer

01:16:13Well

01:16:15That's a conundrum

01:16:17You two failed the challenge

01:16:19But clearly Conrad played a part

01:16:22Shelley's will did not account for this

01:16:24Surely it's worth a second attempt

01:16:27That

01:16:29Might work

01:16:30You want us to run the challenge back?

01:16:33Tessa

01:16:34Tessa say something

01:16:37Sure

01:16:37Why not?

01:16:39It doesn't scare me half as much this time around

01:16:41What, are you scared?

01:16:43Mm-mm

01:16:44Okay

01:16:46That said

01:16:48Mr. Shane

01:16:49Arthur

01:16:51Devere

01:16:53What do you say?

01:16:55Will you be cuffed to me one more time

01:16:57Till death do us part?

01:16:58I do

01:17:05Huzzah!

01:17:08Here we go again

01:17:13Just got all my books for this semester

01:17:16I'm so excited for this course on migration patterns of butterflies

01:17:21What about you?

01:17:21Did you get your classes figured out?

01:17:23Early childhood education

01:17:25Bio 101

01:17:26And art class

01:17:27I don't know

01:17:28I'm still figuring out my extracurriculars

01:17:31Well speaking of extracurriculars

01:17:36Look what else I picked up

01:17:45I love you

01:17:48I love you too

01:17:55Let me see these

01:17:56Mmm

01:18:01Oh

01:18:01I have an idea

01:18:14Feels familiar

01:18:26I met a boy

01:18:28I met a boy

01:18:30I met a boy

01:18:31I met a boy

01:18:32I met a boy

01:18:33I met a boy

01:18:35I met a boy

01:18:36I met a boy

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