00:01Hey, look! The Dungeons & Dragons ride!
00:09Wow! Neat!
00:11Give me a break!
00:12I don't like this!
00:14Whoa! What's happening?
00:17Whoa!
00:19Where are we?
00:21Look out!
00:25Fear not, Ranger!
00:30Barbarian, Magician, Thief!
00:35Cavalier and Acrobat!
00:48Who was that?
00:50That was Venger, the force of evil!
00:53I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
01:00I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
01:29I am Dungeon Master, your guide in the realm of Dungeons & Dragons!
01:29Help! Let me go! Let me go!
01:33Dad, help!
01:34Jimmy! Jimmy, open the door!
01:39Help! Run!
01:43Dad!
01:44Jimmy? Son?
01:48Jimmy? Jimmy, where are you?
01:51Jimmy!
01:56Okay, so I made a wrong turn. Trust me, I figured it out.
02:00We just head that way and...
02:02Water. Water.
02:05Aw, give me a break. I know exactly where we are.
02:10Yeah, 100 miles from nowhere and 50 miles from any place.
02:13I'm telling you, I know what I'm doing.
02:16We just head that way.
02:18Aw, just the guy I want to see.
02:20Dungeon Master.
02:21Boy, I'm glad to see you.
02:24Dungeon Master, we're lost again.
02:26Patience, young ones.
02:28You will find both safety and danger ahead.
02:33We have to find both?
02:35I am sorry, but yes, you must find the city at the edge of midnight.
02:41Midnight? Aw, terrific. Now we're the night shift.
02:44Where is this city, Dungeon Master?
02:46You will find your way, or rather, your way will find you.
02:52And time is on your side.
02:55But heed this warning.
02:57There are others who are more lost than you shall ever be.
03:01Children from this world and yours.
03:04It is up to you to save them.
03:08Children?
03:09But Dungeon Master.
03:11Aw, he's gone again.
03:13How are we supposed to find other children if we don't even know where we are?
03:17Ask Eric.
03:18He got us into this.
03:20Oh, no. Not me. No way. I quit.
03:23Aw, come on, Eric. I was only...
03:26Forget it. You can find yourselves another fall guard.
03:32What is this?
03:33It's an oasis.
03:35Where'd it come from?
03:36Nowhere, dummy.
03:38Can't you tell a mirage when you see one?
03:40Yahoo!
03:42All right, please!
03:44Will somebody tell these dummies it's just a mirage?
03:50Ah!
03:55Ah!
03:57Ah!
03:58Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
04:05Who are those guys?
04:07What are those guys?
04:09I'll tell you what they are. They're surrounding us.
04:13Get back!
04:25Ah-ha!
04:28What in the world?
04:30You dare to enter this beautiful oasis.
04:34Yes! You dare to frighten these poor, defenseless, miserable, furry little creatures?
04:48Well...
04:49Well...
04:49Well, what?
04:50Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
04:53Well, my friends, shall we not, how do you say, knock the monster's socks off?
04:59All right!
05:01Huh?
05:02Ah-ha-ha!
05:05Will somebody tell me what's going on?
05:11Splendid, my son.
05:18Wait a minute.
05:20Who is that guy?
05:30Wonderful.
05:31Do you think that's him?
05:34Watch this, Allie.
05:37Oops, not you guys.
05:46Oh, my children.
05:49You are, how do you say, hot stuff?
05:52Hold it right there.
05:54Nobody moves until somebody tells me who that guy...
06:00Uh, may I?
06:06Be our guest.
06:09Stop!
06:30All right, that's great.
06:32All right.
06:34Hey, you did it.
06:36No, no, my children.
06:38We did it.
06:39What do you mean, we?
06:41We means us, me and them.
06:43I know who they are, they know who I am, but who are you?
06:47My daughter always scolded me for my ill manners.
06:50Forgive me.
06:51I am Ramud, caravan merchant from Kaddish.
06:54So you are the brave one, the first to enter the forbidden oasis of no return?
07:00Yeah, you might say I was the first.
07:02Did you say no return?
07:04Indeed.
07:05This accursed oasis appears once a year, a trap for unwary travelers.
07:11Those creatures were once human like you and me, but they made the mistake of spending
07:17the night here and were changed into monsters.
07:21Wow.
07:22Gee, what an interesting story.
07:26But do not worry, it is an hour before the setting of the sun's karushk, and by then we
07:34will be a league or more away from here.
07:37That is, if you will honor me by joining my caravan.
07:41Wow.
07:42Thanks.
07:43Hey, sure.
07:44Beats hanging around here.
07:47Then may I, as you say,
07:51Alley-oops!
