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Oops, I Gave Birth to Wolf Pups for the President
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00:09to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby for
00:15a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:22identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:31mr president
00:36eyes on me
00:43take your clothes off
00:49three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves to
00:55stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:09not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:14i was the last one to find out i was pregnant
01:17first lady nah that's not in the cards for me doctor surrogate number one just had her baby
01:22it's a boy yeah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her but the second the president saw
01:27the
01:27kid he had her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:31wait she actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was
01:35just number one being crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies
01:39the president took one look at each and knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out
01:43take your bastard and get lost sorry mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you
01:47a child before i knew it it was the day i went into labor come on push give it everything
01:52baby's
01:52almost here give it everything one last push come on you can do it
02:08the baby's here a healthy baby
02:11monster
02:15what's wrong
02:19what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups how does a woman give birth to dogs oh no
02:26this is bad
02:27the president won't even need a test just one look and he'll know this isn't his i'm definitely
02:31getting kicked out now and the money gone what's going on here
02:41what should i do what should i do
02:53where's my baby
02:57tell me where is my child mr president i'm so sorry i let you down
03:02sorry for what i lied i i wasn't pregnant
03:08that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap one wiss if
03:14and the guy dropped like a fly
03:18a fake pregnancy so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:24that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby
03:26i took all kinds of hormone shots and it it made me look pregnant
03:31today i just ate too much and had to go
03:36what was that sound
03:42mr president you should stay back
03:44i just went it's pretty rank
03:46so i skipped a budget hearing and a national security council meeting and waited two hours here
03:52just for you to take a crack
03:54mr president
03:56i really didn't mean for this to happen
03:59just give me more time
04:00i promise i'll get pregnant with your baby
04:03i won't lie stamed and has app has become to stamed
04:06i waste my sperm on you anymore
04:08but what about the surrogacy money
04:10after playing me like this
04:12you'll work as a cleaner in the white house
04:14until you've paid off your debt
04:16what
04:21no money
04:22and now i'm stuck working for free
04:24what a joke
04:25you two little troublemakers
04:27you totally screwed me
04:29if it weren't for you
04:30who knows
04:31maybe i'd be first lady now
04:39okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard
04:42eh whatever
04:43but hey
04:44you're mine right
04:46you guys hungry
04:56wait
04:56you
04:57you don't want to nurse do you
05:00all right fine
05:01breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:03i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:09drink up
05:13now that's what i call my kids
05:15already drinking in style
05:17you two are going places
05:19looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:23what the hell
05:24i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:26so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:29whose dog is this
05:31you hurt
05:32hey easy now
05:33i won't bite
05:34wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
05:40could it be him
05:41nah i'm definitely going crazy
05:47mommy hug
05:50you two were the puppies
05:51how do puppies just turn into kids
05:54and they're already big and can talk
05:57what kind of freak show did i give birth to
06:00mommy
06:01uh
06:01their cheeks are soft and warm
06:04feels just like regular kids
06:06mommy hug
06:07okay okay mommy's good babies
06:10puppy kids whatever
06:11you're mine and that's all that matters
06:13those two little monsters eat more every day
06:15this might just last them one day
06:17what they're not feeding you enough at the white house
06:19i i just don't want to waste anything
06:21you're always talking about saving food
06:23so i'm supporting you
06:24just focus on paying off your debt
06:26don't try anything cute
06:27i i get it
06:33bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out
06:36mom works so hard for us
06:38we gotta get her a gift
06:40i think i smell dad
07:09hello
07:23stop right there
07:24mrs olivia
07:26so a small town girl
07:28with a high school diploma
07:29who can't even tell which fork to use
07:31what makes you think you're qualified
07:34qual-qualified
07:35what makes you deserve to stand by his side
07:38it took me three years to get where i am
07:40three years of crisis
07:42staying up with him
07:42through countless nights
07:43and you
07:44you just lay around
07:45for a few months
07:46spread your legs
07:47and that's it
07:48i never thought of it that way
07:50remember your place janitor
07:52once your debt is paid
07:53get the hell out of the white house
07:57miss olivia
07:58classified documents are missing from the oval office
08:00what
08:03which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office
08:06hey babies
08:07mommy's home
08:08mommy we got you a present
08:10a present
08:11what kind of present could you two little rascals have for me
08:16for you mommy
08:18mommy
08:19here take this
08:20the presidential seal
08:22the nuclear briefcase
08:23the presidential seal
08:25the nuclear button briefcase
08:26no
08:27no
08:33so you two are the crazy little thieves
08:35how could you steal this stuff
08:37we were just looking for food for mommy
08:39we found it in some room
08:42this ring is so pretty mommy
08:44you should wear it
08:46oh no
08:47oh no
08:48oh no
08:49we are so screwed
08:54lock down the white house
08:56search every room
08:56not one corner gets whist
09:01oh my god
09:02if the president finds out
09:04it was these two pups
09:05who stole it
09:05we're done for
09:06mr president
09:07we've searched every other room
09:08in the white house
09:09this is the last one
09:10the maid's quarters
09:11open the door
09:21there they are
09:22right here
09:23oh my god
09:25caught red-handed
09:26i'm definitely going to jail
09:28leah cole
09:29why are my presidential skill
09:31and the nuclear bolton briefcase
09:33in your room
09:35mr president
09:36i i don't know anything
09:37i went to work early this morning
09:39and when i got back
09:40these things were just here
09:42it must be the real thief
09:43they probably realized
09:44they couldn't get out of the white house
09:46so they dumped the stuff in my room
09:47to throw everyone off
09:49that lie is full of holes
09:50your room is so remote
09:52which thief would just happen to come here
09:54you're obviously the one who stole it
09:56you little lying bitch
09:57just tell the truth already
09:58ma'am look at me
10:00i'm just someone who cleans here
10:01why would i steal something like that
10:02i've got no motive
10:04mr president
10:05don't forget
10:05this woman already faked a pregnancy
10:07and lied to you
10:08when she got caught
10:09she held a grudge
10:10i wouldn't be surprised
10:11if she's been bought off
10:12by your political enemies
10:13that's why she stole
10:14the presidential seal
10:15and the nuclear button briefcase
10:17to set you up
10:18and destroy your reputation
10:20tell me who put you up to this
10:21was it that wig wearing senator next door
10:25i swear i didn't
10:27mr president
10:27this woman is too calculating
10:29keeping her around you
10:30is a ticking time bomb
10:31i think we should charge her
10:32with espionage
10:33and throw her in prison right now
10:34no i'm not a spy
10:36i swear
10:38then let's do it in your way
10:42oh my god
10:46get down from there now
10:47that's the president
10:48do you have any idea
10:50about how much his shoes cost
10:55what the hell is that filthy thing
10:58you dirty beach
11:00you didn't clean properly
11:01so you attracted these strays
11:03someone kill these animals
11:04throw them in the trash
11:09mr president
11:09they're just two stray dogs
11:11with nowhere to go
11:12i felt bad for them
11:13so i've been hiding them here
11:14i'm just a single mint usable mom
11:16trying to raise two little ones
11:17it's hard enough
11:18please don't hurt them
11:19i swear i'll train them
11:21to use the toilet
11:21and they won't chew up your shoes
11:23mr president
11:24these are clearly wolf cubs
11:25but she's raising them like dogs
11:27and weird thing is
11:29holding this little guy
11:30gives me a strange feeling
11:32like i've seen him somewhere before
11:33you really like them huh
11:36well duh
11:37they're my kids
11:38of course i like them
11:40yes they are adorable
11:42please just let me keep them
11:44i swear they won't bite
11:45won't make a mess
11:46i'll even put diapers on them
11:48if i have to
11:50too bad they're just regular wolf pups
11:52wish they were werewolves
11:53this ends here
11:55no one speaks of this
11:56thank you mr president
12:09they're finally gone
12:11you two little rascals
12:13best behave from now on
12:15if you pull something like that again
12:17i swear i'll hand you over to olivia
12:19you can be her little hand warmers
12:34mr president
12:35i checked it out
12:36they are not strays
12:37the woman brought them to the hospital
12:39but where they actually came from
12:41that i couldn't trace
12:43no way she secretly had two puppies
12:46while she was in the hospital
12:47so why lie
12:48i wasn't pregnant
12:49that wasn't a baby coming out
12:51that was
12:52that was a massive toxic waste level crap
12:54one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
12:59find the doctor who delivered her baby
13:01yes sir
13:09hey easy now
13:10i won't bite
13:11but wow
13:12i've never seen a dog as big as you before
13:14what is that woman hiding
13:18mr president
13:19she was the one on delivery duty that day
13:21tell me what did you see when that woman gave birth
13:24i i didn't see anything
13:27tell the truth
13:28okay okay i'll talk
13:29i i saw that she didn't give birth to a baby
13:32she gave birth to two puppies
13:35and then i passed out from shock
13:37you're saying she gave birth to two wolf pups
13:40yes i swear
13:41yes i swear every word is true
13:42i've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before
13:47so that's it
13:48yesterday was so weird
13:49stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison
13:55but he totally let me off
13:56and he even touched my pups
13:58maybe he likes dogs too
13:59get the cages ready
14:00i'm getting those meats out of the white house today
14:11quick hide
14:18what are kids dishes doing here
14:20those those are for feeding my dogs
14:22feeding dogs with people's dishes
14:24leah cole this is the white house not your trailer park
14:28now hand over those mutts
14:30the president said i could keep them
14:32the president runs a country
14:34you think he remembers some low-life stray dogs
14:37search the place
14:38yes ma'am
14:39find those little beasts
14:41i'm throwing them out myself
14:48no no no
14:50stop
14:51the president said i could keep them
14:53you can't
14:54out of my way
14:56you think i don't know what you're doing
14:58playing the poor girl with two dogs
15:00so the president takes notice of you
15:02let me tell you something
15:03you're not even fit to tie his shoes
15:05no way
15:08there you little bastards
15:09no no
15:11grab them
15:13stray dogs dare to bite
15:15kill them
15:16do it now
15:17no
15:18hit her
15:27don't move
15:28you forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
15:30promise me
15:31never shift in front of anyone else
15:34or it'll bring trouble to us
15:36okay mommy
15:38what are you waiting for
15:40pull those little beasts out
15:41ah
15:44no
15:44don't hurt my kids
15:46kids
15:47what kids
15:51leah cole
15:52have you lost your mind
15:54wanting to be first lady so bad
15:56you actually think two stray dogs are your kids
15:59you can't have a real baby
16:01so you're raising mutts as substitutes
16:03you're disgusting
16:04you'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady
16:08you scheming little bitch
16:10i'm not letting you stick around
16:12i'm going to make you watch these little beasts die
16:15no
16:16throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them
16:22no
16:27babies
16:29don't be scared
16:30mommy's here
16:32what are you waiting for hit her too
16:34beat her until she stops moving
16:44i'd like to see anyone touch her
16:51mr president
16:52mr president
16:53what brings you here
16:54this place is beneath you
16:55olivia you've got some nerve
16:56i made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here
16:59why do you bring people to hurt them
17:00mr president
17:01you misunderstand
17:03i was worried about rabies
17:04what if they pose a risk to you
17:06i was just going to have them checked out and bring them back
17:10she's
17:10she's lying
17:11she's
17:12she just wanted to kill my dog
17:14sorry i'm late
17:20these two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
17:38oh my god
17:39the president
17:41the president is holding me
17:42what kind of script is this
17:44he saved me
17:45and he's being
17:47gentle
17:48am i hallucinating from getting beat up
17:52olivia
17:52since you care so much about the pets running around
17:55security's looking for someone to walk the dogs
17:57you'd be perfect
17:57mr president
17:58i just didn't think it through
18:00but i was only worried about your safety
18:02you two
18:03are you here to protect me
18:04or are you olivia's personal body guardians
18:06mr president
18:07we
18:08if you can't figure out who signs your checks
18:10i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast
18:12they're short on people in the middle east
18:14you leave tomorrow
18:15see what a real field assignment looks like
18:17mr president
18:18we're sorry
18:18please give us another chance
18:20mr president
18:20this young lady has extensive bruising and contrusions on her back
18:24i've already disinfected the area
18:26just needs ointment applied regularly
18:28i'll do it
18:32um maybe i should just do it myself
18:34i mean
18:35your hands are for signing treaties
18:36not for
18:38oh my god
18:39the president just touched me
18:41why is he being so nice to me
18:42we've only known each other for a few days
18:44is he
18:45is he up to something
18:55i promise you
18:56what happened today will never happen again
18:58thank you for saving me mr president
19:02come in
19:04mr president
19:05about what happened today it was my mistake
19:08i hope you can forgive me
19:10olivia i've never doubted your work
19:12but you need to understand
19:13my personal life is none of your business
19:15yes sir
19:16from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner
19:19move her into the room next to mine
19:21what
19:22and one more thing
19:24the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
19:27leah will attend as my girlfriend
19:29we're making it official
19:30girlfriend
19:30girlfriend
19:31mr president
19:32this this this isn't right
19:34i'm just a cleaner
19:35i
19:35no one deserves it more than you
19:37what is wrong with this man
19:38did someone drug him
19:39i mean
19:40okay he's hot
19:41and the body's not bad
19:42but this is too fast
19:44i am not ready for this
19:45every major media outlet will be at that dinner
19:48announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless
19:51if they dig into her background your reputation
19:53then this is a test of your public relations skills olivia
19:58i'm sure you'll do a great job at the dinner party
20:03too bad he doesn't know
20:05these two little ones are his own flesh and blood
20:07only these two pups are truly mine
20:10none of those women bore my seed
20:12but no one can know i'm a werewolf
20:14their real identity has to stay hidden for now
20:24miss cole this is your room
20:26if you need anything just call me
20:30okay
20:31come out babies
20:37mommy
20:40my good babies
20:44kids you're sure the maid heard right
20:46positive
20:47two kids
20:47four or five years old
20:48called her mommy
20:49got it
20:50this woman makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy
20:53hose brats are probably leftovers from some job
20:56baby daddy ran off
20:57no one wanted them
20:59so she got stuck with them
21:00then we should tell the president
21:01let him know she's got two kids in tow
21:03he'll dump her for sure
21:04that's too easy for her
21:05tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner
21:07every media outlet in the country will be there
21:10i'm going to destroy her in front of everyone
21:12she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
21:15mommy's going to a dinner tonight
21:17you two stay here
21:19sleep tight
21:19and no sneaking out
21:21got it
21:21got it mommy
21:23bye bye mommy
21:29mr president
21:30here you're announcing something big tonight
21:31any hints
21:34you'll know soon enough
21:43who is she
21:44i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous
21:47yeah
21:47maybe some european princess
21:49she's got that kind of vibe
21:50whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
22:03you look stunning tonight
22:05shall we dance leah
22:06mr president
22:08i don't know how
22:09just follow my lead
22:22the president is dancing with her
22:24this is huge
22:28no no no snap out of it leah
22:30he's the president
22:31half the women in america would kill to marry him
22:33what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance
22:36get a grip
22:38allow me to introduce my girlfriend
22:40leah cole
22:49he he actually said it
22:53mr president
22:54what's miss cole's background
22:56how long have you two been together
22:57how did you meet
23:01don't be afraid
23:05my girlfriend is an ordinary girl
23:07no noble background
23:08no complicated past
23:09she's clean
23:10she's simple
23:11i don't want my position to affect our relationship
23:15i'm counting on all of you
23:16please leave her alone
23:17miss cole
23:18do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
23:20i how many boyfriends have you had before
23:23i've never dated anyone
23:25so that means the president is your first love
23:33sorry to interrupt you mr president
23:34but there are two children at the door
23:36they say they're looking for their mother
23:38i wasn't sure how to handle it
23:39because the person they're looking for
23:41i didn't dare stop them
23:47mommy my baby
23:49my baby
23:49my baby
23:49my baby
23:50You
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