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00:04:00Let's go, let's go, let's go, go, go, go.
00:09:31Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:13:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good idea.
00:13:50Yeah, yeah.
00:13:56This is serious.
00:13:58Look, it's today.
00:14:29It's happening today.
00:14:46I love you.
00:14:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:14:54yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:14:54yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:14:54yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:14:56yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
00:15:02yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:15:21Man, don't do that, huh?
00:15:22I know what I'm doing, man.
00:15:26Tom.
00:15:28Tom.
00:15:52Mia, we have a big problem.
00:15:55What problem, doctor?
00:16:09Last night, after lockup of the lab, there was a security breach.
00:16:15And those two nimrods from Channel 7 snuck in, where the guard was doing his wrong.
00:16:21So what?
00:16:22We have nothing to hide.
00:16:25Listen, there are three other animal facilities right now in this city.
00:16:30The public is bored with it.
00:16:36Sir, one of them was attacked and killed.
00:16:42And Dorothy is missing.
00:16:46That sexy little receptionist?
00:16:49I knew she wouldn't last long.
00:16:52The ape, sir.
00:16:55What?
00:16:56Why wasn't I notified sooner?
00:17:00We have a media blackout until the ape is apprehended.
00:17:06These experiments are highly controversial.
00:17:10If any information about what we've been doing should leak, we'll lose our remaining funding for sure.
00:17:20When was the last injection given?
00:17:24It was, uh, just before I left last night.
00:17:28I was supposed to transfer her to her leaving pot this morning.
00:17:34It should be ten times her natural size in the, in the, oh my god, less than twelve hours from
00:17:43now.
00:17:46Okay, okay, okay, let, let me handle this.
00:17:49I know just who to call.
00:17:52Thank you, Mayor.
00:18:16There's no way they're going to be out of control, then.
00:18:20There's no way they're going to have, you should see.
00:18:23There's no way they're going to be out of control, this.
00:18:25Why?
00:18:26It's going to be 141 times the size of it was.
00:18:30What?
00:18:32Dorothy is going to grow to 141 times the size.
00:18:37They've got no way.
00:18:37They've got no idea what they've done.
00:18:41It's going to be, it's going to be huge.
00:18:46It's not looking good, that's for sure.
00:18:49What are the Americans saying?
00:18:54Nothing from the Americans, yeah.
00:18:57No.
00:18:58It won't be long.
00:19:00It's happening today.
00:19:03Today?
00:19:06Today?
00:19:07Today.
00:19:13Today?
00:19:27This should have been me, man.
00:19:30This should have been me.
00:19:31What?
00:20:02Oh, Tom.
00:20:07Tom.
00:20:08Goddammit, Tom.
00:20:14Motherf*****.
00:20:57Goddammit, Tom.
00:21:22Goddammit, Tom.
00:21:52Goddammit, Tom.
00:22:01Yes, sir.
00:22:02I was actually on my way back in to close and lock up for the night, and that's when I
00:22:06heard those screams, so I called you guys for backup.
00:22:10Well, I think we're done here. We'll contact if we have any more questions.
00:22:14Okay, cool. Sounds good. Thank you.
00:22:16Oh, oh, oh, what about the ape?
00:22:19I'm sure it's going to turn up. A wild monkey isn't going to go unnoticed for long in this town.
00:22:24I do know that much.
00:22:25Good to hear. Good to hear.
00:22:28Oh, by the way, tell the wife I said hey.
00:22:32Get out of here. You know she's taken.
00:22:35All right, see you around.
00:22:36All right, bud.
00:22:41Hey, Janet.
00:22:43Hey, let me know if any reports come in about a monkey on the loose.
00:22:49Yeah, I'm monkey.
00:22:51Thanks, Janet.
00:22:54Mondays.
00:22:59I hear what you're saying, but listen, this isn't going to be cheap. I can't guarantee he's going to be
00:23:05alive afterwards.
00:23:08Huh.
00:23:10All right. Well, I'll notify you when it's done.
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:22Get me the present.
00:23:50No, that's fake news, man.
00:23:54Then how do you explain that?
00:23:56Should we go check it out?
00:24:00Dude, haven't you ever seen a horror movie before?
00:24:03What are you talking about?
00:24:05We're totally the two stoners who die off early in the movie because we're too f***ed up to make rational
00:24:11decisions.
00:24:13Yeah, but this is a weird movie.
00:24:14You're way too hot.
00:24:15It's Willy.
00:24:43It's a weird movie.
00:24:47Dude, she's on your d**k 24-7.
00:24:50I know, I'm gonna stop it.
00:25:08Dude, I don't think this is a good idea.
00:25:10You really think there's a 10-story ape running around here?
00:25:13Well, maybe not 10-stories, but there's gotta be some truth to the story, right?
00:25:21Run!
00:25:30Please go ahead!
00:25:45Ugh!
00:25:48Ugh!
00:25:48Oh, my God.
00:26:26Yes, sir.
00:26:28Sir, it's all under control.
00:26:38Sir, I assure you, there's no need for all that.
00:26:42I...
00:26:45Hello?
00:26:48Mr. President, are you still there?
00:26:56Dear Lord, what have I done?
00:27:00If she has stopped immediately, she'd be too big to contain.
00:27:04This whole thing is a...
00:27:10This whole thing is a total disaster.
00:27:27Yeah, that's the spot right there.
00:27:31There's no need for this.
00:27:32I don't know.
00:27:33I don't know...
00:27:37Okay.
00:27:41I don't know.
00:27:41There's no need for this.
00:27:55I don't know.
00:27:57I don't know.
00:27:58You're very kind.
00:27:58You're so sorry.
00:28:00There's a lot of news.
00:28:00Here we go.
00:28:07Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:28:09I'm Brock Stevens with a breaking news story.
00:28:11Join me in our studio is our lead investigative reporter, Michael Braymore.
00:28:15Michael, what can you share with viewers about this very disturbing matter?
00:28:40It's for you, buddy.
00:28:43I love you.
00:28:45I wish it was me.
00:28:49Damn it!
00:28:57And what a news story.
00:28:58Last night, our own Tom Goodwin was on location following the lead
00:29:02when he was brutally attacked and killed by what several witnesses believe to be an ape
00:29:07of some sort at the Salmar-based controversial animal testing site owned by Gen Life.
00:29:15It was last seen heading towards the Los Angeles forest.
00:29:18We've learned that social media has already exploded with the hashtag SaveTheApe
00:29:24after information was leaked regarding an experimental and highly controversial growth hormone
00:29:30that was reportedly injected in the ape routinely since birth.
00:29:35Rumors persist that the drug may have had side effects that alters the genes that determine gender.
00:29:41I knew it!
00:29:42Keep watching for all the latest updates involving the Meg-Ape.
00:29:50That didn't take long.
00:30:00No.
00:30:01No!
00:30:03Apes consume an almost exclusive all-fruit diet.
00:30:08However, from time to time, occasionally, they do eat the other primates.
00:30:13What would make an ape eat a person?
00:30:16Almost always due to a change in environment.
00:30:19In this case, she's lost in the city.
00:30:22Can't locate any fruit to eat.
00:30:24Something that size?
00:30:26Should be hungry again soon.
00:30:27We're going to have to stop her before it's too late.
00:30:30Well, they thrive in tropical climates.
00:30:34But like us humans, they prefer to rest in the shade.
00:30:37If I were you, I would search out any large, dense forest area.
00:30:43The Los Angeles forest.
00:30:45Might be a good place to start.
00:30:46That's a great idea.
00:30:48Thank you for your wisdom, sir.
00:30:50I sure hope you're alright.
00:30:51Good luck.
00:31:02Good luck.
00:31:31Good luck.
00:32:00Good luck.
00:32:01Hey, are you super excited about our hike in the woods?
00:32:05Oh, yeah.
00:32:06Can't wait to get out in the greenery.
00:32:10You're so pretty.
00:32:14Good luck.
00:32:45There she is did I ever tell you I hate the outdoors did I ever tell you I hate complaining
00:32:59this is gonna be a long day who the hell is that I think he's a ranger oh there I'm
00:33:09Ranger Roger
00:33:11you kids doing out here going for a hike
00:33:17kids wouldn't be doing drugs out here would you no sir not us we're Republicans
00:33:25well that's good at this part we only have three rules no drugs no fires have fun well
00:33:36we certainly plan on doing the latter Ranger Roger call me sir thank you sir Ranger Roger
00:33:46all right all right you kids get out of here thank you hey no monkey business you two
00:34:03I'm telling you honey this is gonna be the best hike you've ever been on I guarantee it
00:34:10oh really what do I get if it's not well you can spank me oh great
00:34:28you don't have to film yourself climbing maybe you should put your phone away while you climb
00:34:33and deprive our audience of this amazing climbing
00:34:48I don't exactly know what you expected to do with the tree once you got it
00:34:59so you take all your girlfriends just the pretty ones sure
00:35:12Gary did you hear that yeah it's called an airplane
00:35:18no not that sound like a growl yeah it's my tum tum
00:35:27Gary I'm serious I'm serious too I'm hungry
00:35:44Gary these are so creepy
00:35:46oh come on it's all in good fun
00:35:51I guess
00:35:57it's a fun start
00:35:59an airplane
00:36:11oh
00:36:11oh
00:36:11oh
00:36:11oh
00:36:12oh
00:36:22I'm
00:36:23oh
00:36:23oh
00:36:27Oh
00:36:27oh
00:36:27oh
00:36:35What the f**k was that?
00:36:43Run! Go!
00:37:01Honey!
00:37:06Jerry! Jerry, come on!
00:37:09Come back! Come back!
00:37:12Look out!
00:37:15Well, at least I'm certain I'm going to send the National Guard now.
00:37:25Jerry, come on! Come back! Come back!
00:38:17Shhhh...
00:39:19Oh.
00:39:27Hey, Jessie, can you watch the front?
00:39:30I'm going to take an early lunch.
00:39:31You got it, girl.
00:40:16I'm going to take an early lunch.
00:40:19I'm going to take an early lunch.
00:41:15I'm going to take an early lunch.
00:41:16It's going to work.
00:41:17I know.
00:41:17I'm so excited.
00:41:19My eighth creation is going to work.
00:41:22And the left eye will be red.
00:41:25And the diamond.
00:41:26Yes.
00:41:28I'll kill you.
00:41:39I swear, who would that bitch get off and kill him?
00:41:45Holy f**k.
00:41:49Now that's one mega-sized ape.
00:42:00Listen up, monkey.
00:42:01I've got something that no ape can escape.
00:42:05Hot lead!
00:42:09Ahhhhhhhhhh!
00:42:13Ahhhhhhh!
00:42:16Oohh!
00:42:23Oohh!
00:42:25Ha! Got you now, you bastard!
00:42:32Yesterday my cup was all full, today totally empty, oh thank you for letting me know, yes,
00:42:49yes, soon they'll all be behind us, yeah.
00:43:27I was thinking I was going to have an adventure, an adventure, yeah sure, an adventure sounds
00:43:35fun, but getting lost out here in the woods in this heat, not really, you're such a baby,
00:43:43I learned from the biggest one, what's that over there, come on, you really suck, you know that,
00:44:04aw, that's why you love me right, maybe this is why, it's a little more alike.
00:44:33Yeah!
00:44:34Yeah!
00:44:37Yeah!
00:44:38I know that if I do anything that's what I can do it it's a happy hour life,
00:44:54FUCKING those speeds,
00:45:07I've asked them as my kryésse.
00:45:08I'm going to hang out this piece.
00:45:40Got you now, bastard.
00:46:09Is there any news?
00:46:12It's Dorothy.
00:46:13She's tearing through Hollywood right now.
00:46:16I knew it.
00:46:18She's getting bigger, but there's no reports of gigantism affecting anyone or anything else.
00:46:25Yeah, but they will.
00:46:26You trust me.
00:46:28I know what's going to happen.
00:46:30It'll just take a bit of time, but it'll spread slowly, but surely it'll spread.
00:46:36But there's no evidence to suggest that it's affecting anyone or anything else.
00:46:40But it's just a matter of time.
00:46:42Don't worry.
00:46:43We've got this sorted.
00:46:45We'll stick to the plan.
00:46:46We've got plenty of provisions.
00:46:48Everything will be just fine.
00:46:50Right, well, if we're going to hunker down, then I need to get my partner here.
00:46:55She has to be safe.
00:46:57What?
00:46:58No.
00:46:59That's the worst idea possible.
00:47:01Haven't you looked at my equations?
00:47:03But there's nothing to suggest that that's happened yet.
00:47:07But it will.
00:47:08I've been right every time so far.
00:47:11No one thought Dorothy would become this gigantic beast that she's become.
00:47:15No one believed me.
00:47:16But now look, and this will be the same.
00:47:20Look, don't panic.
00:47:22We've got this.
00:47:24We've got a plan.
00:47:26We've got provisions.
00:47:27It'll be okay.
00:47:29We'll be safe.
00:47:36What now?
00:47:38It's okay.
00:47:40We knew this kind of thing would happen.
00:47:42We go to plan B.
00:47:44We'll get the candles.
00:47:47Yeah.
00:47:48Okay.
00:47:49It'll be okay.
00:47:51It's just you and me now.
00:48:13I'm going to sit here in the dark because of him eating beans.
00:48:26He keeps telling me, oh, trust me.
00:48:29Trust me.
00:48:30Trust my science.
00:48:33Yeah, we'll see how good your science is.
00:48:41I can't trust this guy as far as I can throw him.
00:48:45I know what he's thinking.
00:48:49He's thinking about her again, isn't he?
00:49:00He's going to get us into trouble.
00:49:02I know he is.
00:49:09He's going to let her in.
00:49:13We'll all be gigantic then, won't we?
00:49:20Yes.
00:49:24I better not be stuck here and unable to get to her.
00:49:34I'm not going to let him keep me from her.
00:49:41If I have to leave this place to go and keep her safe, that's exactly what I'll do.
00:49:47Doesn't matter what he thinks.
00:49:51Look at him.
00:49:53He's crazy.
00:49:56Trust his science.
00:49:57I can't even trust him.
00:50:02But he's mad.
00:50:05I bet none of this will come to pass.
00:50:13How dare you doubt my equations.
00:50:17I know what I've been researching.
00:50:20I know what I'm doing.
00:50:22I haven't got a clue.
00:50:24I know how big that ape will get.
00:50:28I know it'll spread.
00:50:30There'll be all kinds of gigantic creatures all over the place.
00:50:34Then he'll feel stupid, won't he?
00:50:37Yes.
00:50:39Yes.
00:50:40This is it.
00:50:43I'm not going to put up with his selfish, self-serving science anymore.
00:50:49How dare he think about her all the time?
00:50:52Oh, he makes me so mad.
00:50:54I don't trust him.
00:50:56He's going to get me killed.
00:50:58He's going to get us all killed.
00:51:01I can't trust him.
00:51:04I don't know.
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:24He's going to get me killed.
00:51:28He's going to get me killed.
00:51:59Follow that eight.
00:52:02I'm on it.
00:52:11Dr. Loki.
00:52:27There's evidence of it happening before.
00:52:36Oh my god.
00:52:41Hey, Liz.
00:52:43How you doing?
00:52:45You okay, yeah?
00:52:48Oh, good.
00:52:55What do you mean?
00:52:59Right, but you've seen the reports of Dorothy.
00:53:06I understand that, but...
00:53:09Look, if he was right about-
00:53:10What are you doing?
00:53:12Get off the phone!
00:53:15Look, Liz.
00:53:16Look, if he was right about Dorothy, the chances are he's right about the other stuff, okay?
00:53:21All right, look, I've got to go.
00:53:23Come on!
00:53:25I love you.
00:53:31Are you mad?
00:53:32What?
00:53:33You're using up the resources!
00:53:34I wasn't using the resources.
00:53:37Liz called me.
00:53:38I was look-
00:53:39Look, I was looking at information.
00:53:42You're using the battery up!
00:53:44We've got no power!
00:53:45We've got no power!
00:53:45This is a catastrophe!
00:53:47She could draw her to us!
00:53:49She could have the Giganticism right now!
00:53:53I hate to break it to you, but there has been no one who's been affected by Giganticism in this
00:53:58country or in America.
00:53:59It's just Dorothy.
00:54:00I- I've done my work!
00:54:03My research has been explicitly correct every single time so far, so don't go doubting me now!
00:54:09Look, I'm not doubting you about Dorothy, I'm doubting you about the Giganticism affecting people.
00:54:15It's not.
00:54:15So far it hasn't.
00:54:17But it will do!
00:54:18It will spread!
00:54:18But there doesn't seem to-
00:54:19There doesn't seem to be any inclination that it will do.
00:54:24It doesn't seem like it's gonna spread.
00:54:25Not yet.
00:54:27But it will.
00:54:28But I've done my work, my equation, to make it absolutely clear.
00:54:32Things will start to become big as soon as they come in contact with Dorothy.
00:54:36But they're not.
00:54:37And I'm s- I'm stuck here.
00:54:39I can't get to my partner.
00:54:41I just want to make sure that she's safe.
00:54:43I want to be with her.
00:54:45Well, well, eventually, you'll get to be with her!
00:54:47But not by wasting the resources!
00:54:50We're running out of candles!
00:54:52Yeah, and that's another thing.
00:54:53Why is the electric gone?
00:54:55If it- if- if- if- if- if things are not being affected the way you
00:55:00said they would be,
00:55:01it doesn't make any sense that the power's gone out.
00:55:05Why are we sat here using candles?
00:55:07I don't know!
00:55:08I paid the bill!
00:55:10Did you?
00:55:11Did you check the fuse?
00:55:13No.
00:55:16Fine.
00:55:17I don't have a bottle of glass.
00:55:17We didn't have that bottle of glass.
00:55:18No.
00:55:18No.
00:55:19No.
00:55:28No.
00:55:35No.
00:55:37No!
00:55:44No!
00:55:45Michael Braymore, and we interrupt this broadcast to bring you live to the scene of a showdown
00:55:50between what has been dubbed the Mega Ape and the National Guard.
00:56:08We got him.
00:56:12Target long.
00:56:16With self.
00:56:37Missile on.
00:56:39Three.
00:56:40Two.
00:56:42One.
00:56:46Oh!
00:57:05Mayor. Mayor. I hope it's good news.
00:57:10The ape is dead.
00:57:13You're dead. What happened?
00:57:17You killed her, didn't you?
00:57:19Look, the main thing is the city is safe.
00:57:23So you just sweep this one under the rock, right?
00:57:26What about the other lives that were lost?
00:57:29Collateral damage.
00:57:32Mayor. Don't hang up. Mayor. Mayor. Hello?
00:57:35How the f*** is done with you?
00:57:37God damn it.
00:57:39Get them.
00:57:48It's going to work. I know it.
00:57:56It's going to work. I know it.
00:58:15It's going to work.
00:58:16But I know it's been so quiet.
00:58:18I know it's been so quiet.
00:58:21I know it.
00:58:21I know it's groaning.
00:58:21But I didn't know it's like this one to run through.
00:58:21Work. I don't want it.
00:58:34I know it's really small.
00:58:38You're not moving.
00:58:39I know it's lovely.
00:58:42And I know that oneiesz primaver.
00:58:55Oh
00:59:23Fuck it.
00:59:36Oh
00:59:56Oh
01:00:33Oh
01:01:04Oh
01:01:11Oh
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