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Love Island UK S13E07
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:22I'll take you for a ride.
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The love island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:24Le cuadrant.
02:29Good hora to know that K-iest.
02:30How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did you get out of here?
02:32Ugh.
02:33What?
02:34Ugh.
02:35Wait, all that is that sweet.
02:36Oh my gosh, help me.
02:42Oh my god!
02:48Oh my god! OMG!
02:52Oh my, no I've got respect.
02:54No, what the hell!
02:57Help!
02:59Oh my god.
03:02Help, help!
03:06Thank you, thank you.
03:10Oh my god!
03:13Yes sir!
03:15Hi!
03:16Did we get out?
03:17Oh, sweet, probably.
03:22Here's to you. Here's to you. Here's to me. Here's to me. Here's to us. Here's to us. Here's to
03:28we!
03:28Here's to you!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:44I'm coming with the flow!
03:48Hello? Hello? Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone.
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Come!
03:55Get me meow-a-jammer!
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series. Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:39Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the air.
04:59to the sea. I'll take to the air again. Ah, anyone know I have to steer these things?
05:13Wee! Do these things have a break? Oh my gosh! And that's how free I want to be. Oh,
05:25I think I've found them. And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out. Icon, Icon. How are we doing, guys? Views lovely. Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings. Ready to get going. Oh my God, it's sensational. Look at the view. Love.
05:47Montag. I just love kissing people. No, I can't... Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that out. Oh my God. Ooh, it's a hat. Guys, look at me all cap.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me. Like, I'm not actually here yet. Like, I cannot process
06:13this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
07:02What's that saying? You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prints.
07:07Is that it? I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying. I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth. Period.
07:16Like, I actually just don't. And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do. I genuinely think... I'm not even... I'm not even waffling. This is no chicken
07:26waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one, I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends. Call them at home. I promise you. I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang! It's gone. You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games. It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius! Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant. Look at that. Professional.
08:37Oh, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No.
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um, yes, please.
08:49I'm going to get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:53Bear with, bear with.
08:55Wait, what are you eating?
08:58I saw these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha.
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:10That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11That is really neat.
09:12I'm actually never dating anyone who does it,
09:13because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21I do think you do give that.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:25Oh, boy.
09:26Not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's I then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:45What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there.
09:51What?
09:52What?
09:53Like that.
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle.
09:54It's an island.
09:56No.
09:57Like...
09:58What?
09:59What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:06I'll go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes, please.
10:18Yes, one.
10:19Go with.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They used a filter in the fridge.
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean, like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous?
11:07No, maybe I use that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong...
11:14Not maybe.
11:14Maybe.
11:15It should be Man Eater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not...
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is it fuck?
11:31No.
11:31What?
11:32I would say...
11:33It's whatever fault.
11:34Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Brilliant.
11:45Alright, I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious is...
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:57You mean you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know.
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:31I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:58She put it on her Instagram...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03When you got it done?
13:04She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Partridge on Love Island?
13:24While Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:35Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, where about that I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:52I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you'd come off on a junction?
13:56I know the Moe way.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02No, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they...
14:05How do they work out where the jun...
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:10Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle...
14:12Right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost, so just slow it up.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23OK, carry on.
14:24Right, London's in there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Just north of London?
14:28North...
14:29What is?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, OK, just simple, simple what I did.
14:35She's north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking!
14:44You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:52OK.
14:52You actually...
14:53I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...
14:55We're like apps?
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Alright.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:04Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:27Yeah, I've never been asked it.
15:29Oh, what a junction.
15:30It's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie,
15:40what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns uns all the time,
15:45but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, ran it out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words...
15:50What...
15:52Opie...
15:54Like...
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the ends, pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:52Like a duck or water?
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the GOAT.
17:00What?
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject.
17:14Opie.
17:16But...
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm gonna be uns uns all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like uns uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like...
17:26Again, Opie is a different.
17:27Opie is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie is onions.
17:35Is that gonna be there?
17:35Opie is onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport but
17:56not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who?
18:00Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:01Yeah.
18:02It's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek Scottish isn't he?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done either.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what?
18:18Like what?
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:38Samaraj!
19:39Oh here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:46Oh!
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:57Oh no!
19:59I'm scared!
19:59You've got to lie down though.
20:02And then put this leg over like this.
20:03Oh my!
20:05I'm like this!
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one too!
20:11Great position!
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual leg name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special!
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola. I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:47Ooh!
20:50Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Did you miss him?
20:56I like Robin, so...
21:01Ellie!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you go?
21:19Do you want to?
21:21Yeah!
21:22Right!
21:25It's fake!
21:29LAUGHTER
21:33Say that, eh?
21:35You've gone!
21:35You can just do it in, if you want.
21:36Oh, do it in, look.
21:38I don't know how to do it, though.
21:40Fucking hell.
21:42Go, 15!
21:42Save!
21:43Tom!
21:44Oh, lookie!
21:44Ah!
21:46Thank you for coming.
21:49It's all love, brother.
21:51How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04LAUGHTER
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:14No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:18Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than me thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:32Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:41LAUGHTER
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45The office getting a toe-sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking,
22:59or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot,
23:17but I won't be like,
23:18oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands,
23:35but my friend Lorenzo would suck those hands
23:37right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew
23:47in the villa,
23:47and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:50And Aidan is worried he may be expressing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:05Four!
24:06Four.
24:08Four...
24:08Four, please?
24:10So, I make it a coffee in the morning.
24:12Basically it instigates, you know,
24:14that things are quite serious really,
24:16means you have, you know,
24:18you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What? Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Cos I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that? Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not, I'm going to just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning,
24:52I think it's quite normal.
24:54Cos I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow,
24:59it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01Then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees,
25:09I'll have a double shot.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything,
25:26your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flippin' with me?
25:32No, that's right.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:53I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00what's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, Deidre?
26:24And I'll give you a show.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
26:30tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun
26:32-tun.
26:32Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the net, Wade.
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing birds that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bow here?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, we'll go blow your nose.
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mets.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Any other fun facts?
27:21Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32Oh my God, a period of platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus.
27:37Does it sweat?
27:40Water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today with platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one,
28:04but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks, you know,
28:08when they're, like, nothing-y.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just, like, choo-choo-choo-choo.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Look, I'm a light.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does, like, murder, mis-y.
28:30Oh, that's what we're doing.
28:31Oh, that's what we're doing.
28:32Oh, that's what we're doing.
28:33Oh, that's really good.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who, but I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help books.
28:39I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this?
28:45How down there living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your book chat, so I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favorite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are taking a time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I've read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation,
29:32and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the covers actions
29:38she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser,
29:46but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts
29:48in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:50You're going to have to teach me some slanking how serious,
29:53because when we go out and I come down,
29:55and we have to go out,
29:56and when I have to go out and I'm going to have to go out and...
29:58It's got one's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up in.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:16No way.
30:17When I come off, when I come off, when I...
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's a way.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like, like...
30:38That bug is...
30:41No one's...
30:42No one's actually pulled me up.
30:45But...
30:45Can you...
30:46Oh, my God.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like,
30:55a man.
30:57A man.
30:59A man.
31:00Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks,
31:01if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just, like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attractive.
31:08You've probably got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, say.
31:12Oh.
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just caught that out.
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a must.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29Yeah.
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:33I look at how it hurts.
31:34Not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you, like,
31:38I'll brought you a gift.
31:39Just that.
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the one.
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:01Whoa!
32:03What?
32:04It just fell.
32:05Wait, take a picture of it.
32:06It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's islanders take a pic with something.
32:13I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:27We'll find it.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I changed my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38I'm joking.
32:41I don't like that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:06Oh, yeah.
33:07Oh, yeah.
33:15Oh, my God.
33:20Oh, my God.
33:23Oh, my God.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42I love you, you're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a wee.
33:49Oh yes sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:29That's fucking funny.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have taken a shit?
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did though.
34:47No.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:51LAUGHTER
34:53We did re-enact him.
35:00Wait, let's see it, let's see it.
35:02No, I need to see it like front on.
35:03Oh, you must see it.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:13Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:19LAUGHTER
35:21Right, ready?
35:26Right, OK.
35:27I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:31LAUGHTER
35:34This is like Year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you're singing.
35:38Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, mate.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:41Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, was it me?
35:47Was it me?
35:49Was it fucking one of you?
35:51Disgusting!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:04Are you ready? Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08This bit much.
36:09I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they can't afford it.
36:12That's so funny.
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:57Everyone say cheese!
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Puddy!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand on the...
38:25Alright, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons,
38:33you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday
38:49saying that, Aidan, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Go on, Ramsay!
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57Smells good too, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:01You're right.
39:02Are you joking, man?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09Has this been robbed?
39:11It's just been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's alright, I'll make another one.
39:14Round two.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan, it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the girls a...
39:32Is it a sense age?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever done you should.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got thin on shivers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:05Yeah.
40:07Incredible from her.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Alien Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:03The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:19Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K.
41:22It's different, isn't it?
41:23Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, thank you.
41:34I was going to say close enough, but I've nailed that.
41:37Done this before?
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:45Indeed.
41:47Sorry.
41:47I just want to work.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that botox down, cos I'm squinting that out, aren't I?
41:56It's OK.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:59Yeah, dude, look, cheers.
42:01Let's do this.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on, let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:09Did you just smack your head?
42:19I'm here.
42:20Do you want to make a good one?
42:30Do you like it?
42:35I'm using it.
42:35What's going on?
42:36Haha, be it.
42:36I love that.
42:37It's fine.
42:37Alright, I'm sorry, oh.
42:37I'm on it.
42:38I'm on the show.
42:39I'm good.
42:40I'm going to show you guys, because the world needs to see it.
42:51Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up and a little like this, make it rain.
43:06This one begs a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs. I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20Eh.
43:24Eh?
43:26Maybe? I don't know.
43:33Oops. It looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one, where I jump in the air, and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh! Oh, no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry. Is it alright? Is that what I should do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18...Pee-ch-up-in-and-a!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end, and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits, because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me too!
44:44It's that time we got...
44:47100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop. It wasn't anything else.
44:56It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time. Bye!
45:19Bye!
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