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NEW🔥🍀An Unreliable Guide on Dating Your CEO
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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one gate.
00:00:04Now, where is my unwilling participant?
00:00:11Holy fuck, is this the guy?
00:00:13Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:00:16No, focus on my $5,000.
00:00:19Excuse me.
00:00:21You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:00:26Actually, I'm not her.
00:00:27I'm only here because...
00:00:33Your boyfriend's debt's way overdue, Miss Lisa.
00:00:36You can't pay it back.
00:00:39Well, I guess you'd have to pay for it a different way.
00:00:44Ex-boyfriend.
00:00:45And I didn't spend a penny if I go find him.
00:00:47You filed for it.
00:00:48Now, you gotta pay it back.
00:00:50Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:00:53Miss Lisa from B&G Group.
00:00:55Fine, but losing my job isn't gonna help either of us.
00:00:59Can I...
00:01:00Can I have one week?
00:01:03You have three days.
00:01:08CEO, Alex, is the chairman's grandson.
00:01:10Eligible bachelor alert.
00:01:12I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later.
00:01:14Hey, I'm talking to you.
00:01:16You little slut.
00:01:17What are you doing all that for?
00:01:19I have one step towards becoming married to a goldmine.
00:01:24I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:01:26These people look so gullible.
00:01:29Because it might be the last time I can.
00:01:31How do I look?
00:01:32Give me that.
00:01:33Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:01:35Yeah, but I want to use it on my...
00:01:36Please, it's...
00:01:36Let me pay to break it to you, ladies, but...
00:01:40It's not gonna happen.
00:01:42And who are you to say that?
00:01:43Oh, I'm Alex's first love.
00:01:46Seriously?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:50Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert,
00:01:55and he came riding in on a horse, completely shirtless.
00:01:59His abs were so hot and sweaty.
00:02:02And then, keep going.
00:02:07To unlock the rest of the story, you're gonna have to...
00:02:10Pay me five bucks.
00:02:12I don't carry cash.
00:02:13And then what?
00:02:25Well, so he jumped off his horse and came and found me,
00:02:29and we started ripping off each other's clothes,
00:02:31just completely tearing them apart, so animalistic.
00:02:34And then...
00:02:35And then, he was the Thor.
00:02:38You couldn't raise his hammer.
00:02:40I couldn't...
00:02:43The CEO is right behind you.
00:02:48It was actually the best sex of my life, sir.
00:02:51Like, so good.
00:02:52I've been thinking about it for years.
00:02:53Seriously awesome.
00:02:55God, I'm so lucky he didn't see my face.
00:02:59You should write for a good novel.
00:03:01Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writer's dream?
00:03:07I'm so doomed.
00:03:10Fuck my life!
00:03:14Hey, what's up?
00:03:15Help, Lisa.
00:03:16Uh, I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:03:19What?
00:03:22Fuck.
00:03:22How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:03:26So, what did you want to talk about?
00:03:28Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with some rich man's son,
00:03:33and I need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement.
00:03:38No.
00:03:39What if I gave you...
00:03:41A thousand dollars?
00:03:42No.
00:03:43No deal.
00:03:44No way.
00:03:45Two thousand dollars.
00:03:47No.
00:03:48Okay.
00:03:48Five thousand dollars.
00:03:49Take it or leave it.
00:03:51You have three days.
00:03:53You gotta pay it back.
00:03:54Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:03:58It's just a date.
00:03:59How bad can it be?
00:04:01Deal.
00:04:02Only because I'm your friend.
00:04:05And make him bear my name.
00:04:06Okay?
00:04:07Okay.
00:04:07I'll make sure he wishes he was never born.
00:04:10Perfect.
00:04:11One date, and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:04:30Holy fuck.
00:04:32Is this the guy?
00:04:32Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:04:35No.
00:04:35Focus on my five thousand dollars.
00:04:38Excuse me.
00:04:40You must be Elsa Smith.
00:04:43From the Smith family.
00:04:52Just stay calm.
00:04:53I'm not going to be swayed by your looks.
00:04:56Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves.
00:05:00First, be rude.
00:05:09Sorry, I have so much limb in my throat.
00:05:12It's so great to meet you.
00:05:15Number two.
00:05:16Get physical.
00:05:19Your fingers are like so long and nimble.
00:05:22I bet you can do like a lot of things with them.
00:05:25Mm-hmm.
00:05:28He's totally freaking out.
00:05:30You know, I got this amazing pedicure today.
00:05:33Want to see?
00:05:36He must think I'm a slut now.
00:05:38Isn't it so pretty?
00:05:40I love hot pink.
00:05:42Whoops.
00:05:46Take my card.
00:05:53We should get a job at Good Novel.
00:05:59I cannot let him remember my face.
00:06:04That guy is your new CEO?
00:06:07Yes.
00:06:07I'm not kidding, Elsa.
00:06:08Get here right now.
00:06:09I'm leaving.
00:06:09Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:06:11There's literally no chance he's ever going to run into you again.
00:06:14He's the CEO and you're just some random employee.
00:06:17I promise, please, just get through tonight and I will give you more money.
00:06:23Okay.
00:06:24Calm down, Lisa.
00:06:26He hasn't recognized me yet.
00:06:28I just need to get this date over with.
00:06:34So, I hear you're a businessman.
00:06:37You know, my daddy's the governor, but I hate moochers.
00:06:40Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:06:43That was a part-time job.
00:06:46So what is it you do exactly?
00:06:49Number three.
00:06:50Be provocative as fuck.
00:06:54I do a little thing called OnlyFans.
00:07:00You want to make a video?
00:07:03What?
00:07:05No one's going to like this fat shit crazy chick now.
00:07:13Hey guys, welcome to Just Splash Studios.
00:07:16Oh shit.
00:07:17What did I get myself into?
00:07:23Hmm.
00:07:25She's messing with me.
00:07:27Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:07:31What can I help you with?
00:07:32We'll take the Just Splash for two.
00:07:34Great.
00:07:35Which one would you guys like?
00:07:36We'll let the lady decide.
00:07:38We have room number one, BDSM.
00:07:48Room number two, Uniform Temptation.
00:08:01I need to get out of here.
00:08:02Now.
00:08:03I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:08:07Oh shit.
00:08:22First date.
00:08:23I would never think a governor's daughter would do that.
00:08:25That's just disgusting.
00:08:26I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan.
00:08:29She just hawked a loogie in a cup.
00:08:31I mean, like, did you look at it?
00:08:35Listen, I'm going to make a phone call and call the cousins
00:08:37and make sure we get this whole thing taken care of.
00:08:38You'll never have to see her again.
00:08:41Cheers.
00:08:49Damn, girl.
00:08:50You are chugging that.
00:08:51What has gotten into you?
00:08:53I'm telling you, if I didn't have to deal with David,
00:08:55I would have never done that.
00:08:57Well, trick you told.
00:08:59I would have called the cops on him.
00:09:01But let's not worry about him tonight.
00:09:04By the way, is everything all good?
00:09:07Like, there's not going to be some CEO at my ass now?
00:09:09Because he's thoroughly freaked out.
00:09:11You will never have to deal with him again.
00:09:18Hi, Daddy.
00:09:21Uh-huh.
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:25Love you, too.
00:09:28What did you do?
00:09:30He's asking me, well, no, asking you to marry him.
00:09:44God, I can't be late for this meeting.
00:09:54Seriously?
00:09:55I thought I'd never see him again.
00:09:56Uh, going down, little lady.
00:09:58You coming or not?
00:09:59Yeah.
00:10:03Design department.
00:10:06Alex, what are you thinking about this marriage?
00:10:08I mean, are you serious?
00:10:10Are you just screwing around?
00:10:12Sir, why don't we wait to have that conversation
00:10:14when we get upstairs in private?
00:10:18Don't look at my face.
00:10:19Don't look at my face.
00:10:24Oh, excuse me.
00:10:28Oh, excuse me.
00:10:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:42Drop this.
00:10:45Keep it.
00:10:51What's going on, boss?
00:10:52What are you thinking?
00:10:53What are we having?
00:10:55I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:10:59Oh.
00:11:02What about the deal?
00:11:05Wrong person.
00:11:10Alex is asking to meet with you right now.
00:11:13If I lose my job because of this,
00:11:15you're going to have to support me.
00:11:17Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me
00:11:19if he finds out about this.
00:11:20Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot.
00:11:23Make him believe that marriage is not going to happen.
00:11:26I promise everything will be fine,
00:11:28and I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this.
00:11:32What do I get in return?
00:11:34The world is your oyster,
00:11:36and my purses are yours.
00:11:39Not bad.
00:11:40My debt could be paid off.
00:11:46What's the matter, Elsa?
00:11:48We're not putting on a show tonight, are we?
00:11:50Speak your mind.
00:11:51Somebody's waiting for me.
00:11:52Good.
00:11:53I don't want to keep anybody waiting,
00:11:54so here's the deal.
00:11:56I want the marriage as soon as possible.
00:12:00Stop.
00:12:01When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:12:06Let me say this again.
00:12:09If you're my wife,
00:12:11you and your family will have all the money in the world.
00:12:13How are you and I can even hold seats to the Senate?
00:12:16If you want, of course.
00:12:18First Dave, now this?
00:12:19Is there even one man left in the world that cares about love?
00:12:23Fuck you.
00:12:24You know, people like you only treat marriage like it's some business transaction.
00:12:28This is a business transaction, Elsa.
00:12:31It's not love.
00:12:32Of course, I can make an exception, but...
00:12:39Have you ever been in love?
00:12:41No.
00:12:42You haven't.
00:12:44You've never known what that feels like.
00:12:46Never known what that feels like.
00:12:47Never known what that feels like.
00:12:49You know, never start something if you're not going to finish it.
00:13:01You and I are nothing alike, Alex.
00:13:04I still believe in love,
00:13:06while you are a power-hungry cynic with nothing left in your heart.
00:13:09Alex.
00:13:11Elsa, wait.
00:13:13Hey.
00:13:14I want to say I'm sorry for making you cry earlier.
00:13:17You didn't make me cry.
00:13:19You're not worth my tears.
00:13:22I mean,
00:13:23don't you think it was kind of rude just leaving me back there?
00:13:26I don't want to talk about this.
00:13:28You're a self-entitled, self-obsessed dick.
00:13:48Here.
00:13:50Oh, shit.
00:13:51He's so cute.
00:13:55I'm going to fall in love.
00:13:59Is this how he really plays things out?
00:14:02Because, if so, I'm really crushing on him.
00:14:06Here.
00:14:07Thanks.
00:14:09Oh, she's so pretty.
00:14:14Oh, my God.
00:14:16That's a governor's daughter.
00:14:21What the hell?
00:14:23What the hell just happened?
00:14:29Hello?
00:14:30Sir, we have the footage from that day.
00:14:43It's not Elsa Smith.
00:14:49Wait, wait.
00:14:49Hang on a second.
00:14:50Did she actually say that?
00:14:53So you think it's true?
00:14:55Am I really that despicable in a woman's eyes?
00:14:59I don't know, boss.
00:15:00You know, look.
00:15:01Some people could think that you're a little self-entitled, right?
00:15:05I mean, obviously, everybody knows that you're a super self-entitled.
00:15:07Have you ever been in love?
00:15:09No.
00:15:09You haven't.
00:15:11You've never known what that feels like.
00:15:16Oh, shit, boss.
00:15:16Are you crying?
00:15:17Oh, my God.
00:15:18Dude, I didn't mean to make you cry.
00:15:19I just...
00:15:19Boss, I'm just kidding.
00:15:21I didn't mean to actually know your feelings.
00:15:22I didn't know you're Sam.
00:15:22I'm sorry, if you're sad.
00:15:24What's going on with the senator?
00:15:25Oh, senator, right, yeah.
00:15:27We have used all of the resources at our disposal to sway public opinion, which is good.
00:15:32But what's not good, bad news, is that we used all the resources at our disposal, and
00:15:37now we don't have any resources left to sway the senator's opinion.
00:15:40So that is unfortunate for us right now.
00:15:42We have to figure that out.
00:15:43Okay.
00:15:44Yeah.
00:15:44Look.
00:15:56Lisa, did you forget about our quarterly meeting today?
00:16:00The CEO is here.
00:16:01Can I skip it?
00:16:04No, girl.
00:16:04Come on.
00:16:06Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:17Camouflage.
00:16:18Nicely done.
00:16:23Guys, I gotta say, this is beautiful.
00:16:28Why don't you design it?
00:16:29That's from Lisa, Mr. Brown.
00:16:33Miss.
00:16:34My talent being recognized at the worst possible time.
00:16:38Not my life.
00:16:39Miss, why are you looking away?
00:16:42Should I just pass out on the spot?
00:16:45Boss!
00:16:46Got the documents you've been asking about?
00:16:48You're the man, Sammy.
00:16:51When will this freaking meeting end?
00:16:55All right, guys.
00:16:56Meeting adjourned.
00:16:58Uh, hang on one second.
00:17:13What was she wearing that night?
00:17:15Kind of hard to forget.
00:17:17Leopard print.
00:17:18Gold shoes.
00:17:21Black fishnets.
00:17:23Bold, Sammy.
00:17:31Where have I seen that guy before?
00:17:37Uh, miss?
00:17:38You getting in or not?
00:17:40Yeah.
00:17:41Fuck!
00:17:42That has to be Alex's assistant, Sam.
00:17:47Hi.
00:17:48Hey, girl.
00:17:49I can't do this anymore.
00:17:51My cover's blown.
00:17:52Hi, what's going on?
00:17:53What if I just tell him?
00:17:55It's better to confess than being exposed.
00:17:57There might be room for maneuver.
00:18:00That was crazy as fuck.
00:18:01What's wrong with losing it?
00:18:02Yeah, what's this deal?
00:18:03I don't know.
00:18:07You shameless bitch!
00:18:09You fucking liar!
00:18:10Get the fuck out of my office!
00:18:13Let's do this another time.
00:18:22Not him again.
00:18:26Excuse me.
00:18:28You coming in?
00:18:39He smells good.
00:18:42Why is my heart beating so fast?
00:18:55The power will come back on him.
00:19:04Oh, God.
00:19:11Oh, God.
00:19:16Oh, God.
00:19:18Oh, God.
00:19:46Are you okay?
00:19:47Are you okay?
00:19:51Does he have claustrophobia?
00:19:54Hey, hey.
00:19:55Open the door, okay?
00:19:57Don't be afraid.
00:20:02Are you okay?
00:20:03Okay?
00:20:04Alex, are you okay?
00:20:06You okay?
00:20:07Where's Bobby and Daddy?
00:20:09Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son.
00:20:14Serious accident, son.
00:20:15Accident, son.
00:20:19Hey, hey.
00:20:20Are you okay?
00:20:21Don't come near me.
00:20:23Stay back.
00:20:24He's not getting better.
00:20:26Does he have PTSD?
00:20:28Hey.
00:20:28Get away from me.
00:20:29Get away from me.
00:20:30Hey.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31Calm down.
00:20:31You're going to hurt yourself.
00:20:33Alex, stop that.
00:20:34You're going to hurt yourself.
00:20:36Stop.
00:20:36Get out.
00:20:39What are you going to do?
00:20:40Give me rabies?
00:20:44Your voice sounds familiar.
00:20:48No.
00:20:50I work for the janitor.
00:20:52Janitor?
00:20:53You should come closer.
00:20:56No, I've got to go.
00:20:59Hey, wait.
00:21:00I just...
00:21:02I want to say thank you.
00:21:19Jamie.
00:21:20Boss, I got some news for you.
00:21:21The girl you went on a date with was not Elsa Smith.
00:21:23It was Lisa from the design team.
00:21:37Daring to threaten Lisa?
00:21:39Oh, you are so dead.
00:21:47Oh, let me get this for you.
00:21:51Hey.
00:21:52This is my favorite tea.
00:21:54Is there anything else I can help you with?
00:21:56What's that?
00:21:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey!
00:22:08This isn't a girl from Alex's date.
00:22:11She's way too pretty.
00:22:13And her hair is red.
00:22:15Are you Elsa Smith?
00:22:16Uh-huh.
00:22:20What are you doing here?
00:22:21I'm sorry, what?
00:22:22Oh, I know exactly who you are.
00:22:24And if I find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with Lisa,
00:22:27oh, you are so dead.
00:22:39Isn't it so pretty?
00:22:41Miss, why are you looking away?
00:22:44You didn't make me cry.
00:22:45You're not worth my tears.
00:22:47Lisa Davis.
00:22:49It was you all along.
00:22:54It was you all along.
00:23:03Hello.
00:23:04Alex.
00:23:04I want you to clear your schedule.
00:23:07You're going to drive me to see an old army.
00:23:09About time.
00:23:10I have a date.
00:23:12A date?
00:23:13A date is more important than me?
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:17A date.
00:23:18Date?
00:23:20Date.
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:23Okay.
00:23:24All right.
00:23:25Ah, listen.
00:23:26I'll take care of myself.
00:23:28You go do that because you are getting married.
00:23:31And I want a full report of how it goes.
00:23:35You got it.
00:23:36Bye.
00:23:37Bye.
00:23:37Bye.
00:23:41Bye.
00:23:42Bye.
00:23:44Alex is definitely a lone wolf.
00:23:46Like, he doesn't ask his family for anything.
00:23:48You know, I actually heard the craziest story.
00:23:51That he was kidnapped by our ex-CEO, Mr. Gray.
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:55No way.
00:23:56But it gets even crazier because he took out his own kidnappers.
00:24:00And then he got rid of everybody in the company that was related to Mr. Gray.
00:24:03And I don't mean just fired.
00:24:05I mean, he got rid of him.
00:24:07He's cruel, but brave.
00:24:09I mean, a little hot, but still cruel.
00:24:13I know.
00:24:13Do you even remember Steve from HR?
00:24:15I know.
00:24:16Me either.
00:24:18One day he was here, the next.
00:24:19Oof.
00:24:20He's gone.
00:24:21He's dead.
00:24:22It's the power of Alex, you know?
00:24:24I just wonder how many bodies were there.
00:24:30Don't come near me.
00:24:31No!
00:24:32No!
00:24:33Now that I know his little secret, am I also going to be one of those dead bodies?
00:24:44I have a proposal for you, Miss Elsa.
00:24:47I thought I made myself pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with you.
00:24:51Hear me out.
00:24:51I just want you to act out the rest of the show for the sake of my grandpa.
00:24:54And for your time, I'll pay you $50,000.
00:24:58$50,000?
00:25:04Sorry to disappoint, but I'm still not interested.
00:25:07My daddy is the governor of Washington, for God's sake.
00:25:09I didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend.
00:25:14Shit!
00:25:14How can I retract that?
00:25:19What does she mean by this?
00:25:21If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji,
00:25:33we need a little more context, boss.
00:25:35What are we talking about?
00:25:37It's just for a friend.
00:25:40That doesn't mean shit.
00:25:41They call it a little butt press, a little butt play, maybe?
00:25:46I don't know.
00:25:47Why don't I go make a few phone calls and figure it out?
00:25:48How about that?
00:25:49Yeah, yeah, all right.
00:25:53I'm a patient man, Lisa Davis.
00:25:56But you'll fall into my trap.
00:26:05God damn it.
00:26:17You vowed for it.
00:26:18You gotta pay it back.
00:26:20Shit.
00:26:21Alex, not now.
00:26:23Where can I hide from both of them?
00:26:39Who are you?
00:26:40Who are you?
00:26:41Consider some warning.
00:26:43Don't come near her again.
00:26:44That bitch!
00:26:45I mean, that lay out me money.
00:26:48How much?
00:26:48$150,000 plus interest.
00:26:57$150,000.
00:27:00Who's her?
00:27:07I'll raise my compensation to $150,000, Miss Elsa.
00:27:10Please reconsider my offer.
00:27:12Three dates.
00:27:13$150,000.
00:27:14Nothing other than coffee chats or dinner.
00:27:16However, if you break our contract, you will have to pay me back double.
00:27:20This is perfect.
00:27:23It's the exact amount I need.
00:27:27The economy is not doing too hot in Washington these days.
00:27:30Contract is signed.
00:27:32Looking forward to it.
00:27:33Me too.
00:27:35Game on.
00:27:38Time to pay up after jerking me around.
00:27:41Any miles?
00:27:43I'm not available right now.
00:27:51Fine.
00:27:52Give me a minute.
00:27:55Hey.
00:27:56Why did you need me?
00:28:00So here's the thing.
00:28:01We both know each other pretty well, yeah?
00:28:05But there's still some loose ends we put tie up.
00:28:08Uh, what do you want to know?
00:28:14You said you worked at a family firm.
00:28:17Mm-hmm.
00:28:21What exactly do you guys specialize in?
00:28:27Um, well, we specialize in, uh, feminine products.
00:28:33Mm-hmm.
00:28:33You wouldn't understand.
00:28:42Elaborate.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:46Um, everything I'm wearing right now is for my brains.
00:28:50Keep on lying.
00:28:54Why am I here, Alex?
00:28:55You could have called me about this.
00:28:56Right now.
00:28:57I guess it's a big waste of our time, huh?
00:29:00Uh-huh.
00:29:00We'll see you around.
00:29:06Did you have 20 miles, please?
00:29:12Hey.
00:29:12Where the hell are you, girl?
00:29:14Mr. Proud just scheduled a meeting and happened in like 20 minutes.
00:29:17You better be back before then.
00:29:19What?
00:29:26If I go in there now, he's going to recognize me.
00:29:31Sammy.
00:29:33So, we think it would be a good idea with the flu going around if everybody wore masks during
00:29:37the staff meetings.
00:29:39So, if you feel a little tickle in your throat, feeling a little sicky, pop on a mask.
00:29:44Protect your friends.
00:29:45Thank God for the flu.
00:29:49Where have you been?
00:29:51Why are you so late?
00:29:52Because your parents have been waiting for me.
00:29:54What?
00:29:54What are you talking about?
00:29:55Why does he care where I am?
00:29:57I don't know.
00:29:58Um, Lisa's here, Mr. Man.
00:29:59So, guys, I have very exciting news.
00:30:03Lisa, from the design team, has made it to the finals of the competition.
00:30:07What?
00:30:08Oh, God.
00:30:09Now, wait a minute.
00:30:11I have even better news.
00:30:14This is the first competition since I took office, so I'll be involved every step of the
00:30:18way, which means, Lisa, you and I will be going to the business meeting together down
00:30:22at the factory to pick out the fabrics.
00:30:26Wow.
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:27So exciting.
00:30:29How can I get through an entire day and night with him?
00:30:38Sammy.
00:30:39Hey, boss.
00:30:40Listen, Tompkins is pressing again, and with the bill going through in a couple days, this
00:30:44is just, uh...
00:30:45It's not looking good for us, man.
00:30:47Tompkins, Sammy.
00:30:48The hell is Tompkins?
00:30:50Tompkins Wyatt, man.
00:30:52The senator, the guy who's trying to get us kicked out of Washington.
00:30:55What's going on with you right now, buddy?
00:30:57Oh, the senator.
00:30:59Sammy, don't worry.
00:31:00Look, I have my ways.
00:31:01Yeah, that's cute, buddy.
00:31:02But listen, I don't think you do, because you just forgot what the senator's name was,
00:31:06so...
00:31:06Listen, I think it'd be best if you just got...
00:31:13I need to check out the measurements of this one.
00:31:15Sure.
00:31:16First, later.
00:31:16Oh, my.
00:31:31Go ahead.
00:31:33Go ahead.
00:31:34Go ahead.
00:31:36Go ahead.
00:31:38Go ahead.
00:31:59Are you all right?
00:32:06Crap.
00:32:07Is he actually going to do that?
00:32:24Alex, Alex, Alex, wake up.
00:32:26Fuck, I shouldn't have tried to get that folder.
00:32:28Alex, come on, wake up, wake up.
00:32:30Help, somebody help me.
00:32:34Alex, wake up, wake up.
00:32:37There's something I need to tell you, okay?
00:32:38Please, please wake up.
00:32:46Well, what is it exactly?
00:32:50Hey, ow, that hurt even more.
00:32:52I'm out of here.
00:32:53Are you just going to leave me here with my ankles still hurting?
00:32:57Yeah.
00:33:01Hey, ow!
00:33:03Ow!
00:33:11Jill.
00:33:17I'm sorry.
00:33:19What?
00:33:21For everything.
00:33:36I have to confess something to you.
00:33:40I was at the elevator when you passed out.
00:33:45When I was 18, I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash.
00:33:50And I could never drive again.
00:33:53But now I'm driving your car right now, so...
00:33:57What I'm trying to say is you can overcome your fears.
00:34:02So...
00:34:02Stop.
00:34:03Stop.
00:34:04I'm just trying to help you.
00:34:06I know, I know.
00:34:06I, like, it's enough.
00:34:12I'm gonna apologize to a girl, Sammy.
00:34:25Are you okay?
00:34:26You can overcome your fears.
00:34:28Stop.
00:34:29Stop.
00:34:29I...
00:34:30I'm just trying to...
00:34:31It's enough.
00:34:36How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:34:41How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:34:44I mean, what do I have to do to make her forget me?
00:34:47Well, I don't know from personal experience, boss,
00:34:49but from what I've heard is you find out their preference
00:34:52and you strike with precision.
00:34:55How do I know what she likes?
00:34:57Oh, well, that's easy.
00:34:58All of our employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day.
00:35:01It's got their interests, hobbies, you know, stuff they like to do, things like that.
00:35:05Sammy, how do you know she's our employee?
00:35:09Did I say our?
00:35:11I think what I said was, uh, are you, you're looking thirsty.
00:35:15Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee?
00:35:19Coffee, Sammy, hot coffee.
00:35:20I got it, boss.
00:35:21Or you're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee.
00:35:28Next date is Saturday afternoon, Elsa.
00:35:36Maybe he's a little creepy on the head,
00:35:39but somehow he's like a magnet that always pulls me closer.
00:35:47Did you hear?
00:35:48The senator's going to pass that bill and drive us out of this state.
00:35:51Oh, I heard, but don't worry.
00:35:53I have it on very good authority that the governor's daughter and Alex are dating.
00:35:58So with that layered protection from the governor,
00:36:00no one's going to touch us.
00:36:02Money and looks.
00:36:04Who's going to reject that?
00:36:05Wish I was the governor's daughter.
00:36:23Hello, lovely.
00:36:25Hello.
00:36:25How are you?
00:36:26I'm good.
00:36:27Here's your gift.
00:36:30Oh my God.
00:36:31How did you know I left Dalmatians?
00:36:33I have plenty more surprise to come out.
00:36:36Oh, Jesus.
00:36:38Stop wriggling, would you?
00:36:39Stop wriggling.
00:36:41What is poking me?
00:36:49Welcome to the kitchen.
00:36:51Make yourself comfortable.
00:36:52I'll get started on dinner.
00:36:54My favorite thing to do,
00:36:56cooking and eating with someone I like.
00:37:02Your hair looks different.
00:37:04Same style?
00:37:05A little different.
00:37:06Decided to go brown.
00:37:08It looks lovely.
00:37:10And the dress.
00:37:12Mm-hmm.
00:37:13Looks great on you.
00:37:15All of it was smashing.
00:37:17But how did I get so lucky?
00:37:32I've tried to fly along, but sometimes I get involved and nothing stays the same.
00:37:50For you, my love.
00:37:51Ow.
00:37:52Oh, yeah.
00:37:53Bon appetit.
00:38:01Come over.
00:38:03Knife to the face.
00:38:04Knife to the face.
00:38:04Knife to the face.
00:38:05Hey, I made you dinner.
00:38:06Oh, okay.
00:38:07Can you put it in my mouth?
00:38:08Yeah?
00:38:08What do you want me to do?
00:38:09Fork.
00:38:10Fork.
00:38:10Fork.
00:38:10Fork.
00:38:10Yes.
00:38:11Yes.
00:38:11It's a dungeon, babe.
00:38:12It's a dungeon, babe.
00:38:18What was that?
00:38:18Marinated in salt?
00:38:20That was fucking disgusting, babe.
00:38:21I tried it.
00:38:22It wasn't that bad.
00:38:23Oh, it wasn't that bad.
00:38:24You tried it.
00:38:25Well, order takeout, like I said.
00:38:29Go.
00:38:49Any comments?
00:38:51It's perfect.
00:38:54You know, when I was growing up, my parents always ordered takeout.
00:38:58They were so busy.
00:39:00I don't think I've ever had a home-cooked meal.
00:39:03So, cooking like this is really special.
00:39:09Maybe I could be a personal chef.
00:39:14We're here.
00:39:22Because let me tell you.
00:39:26Wow.
00:39:28One month meet-iversary.
00:39:30You know, it just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:39:44I'm not Elsa.
00:39:46I don't deserve any of this.
00:39:48My Cinderella story is over.
00:39:51And I should return where I belong.
00:39:55I have to go.
00:39:57I'm sorry.
00:39:59Everything he did tonight was for Elsa.
00:40:01I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:40:03It's not worth it.
00:40:08I can't pretend to be.
00:40:21It's not worth it.
00:40:33But David?
00:40:36what about him exactly that's what i thought you're gonna say so i looked more into lisa's
00:40:42dead and it turns out that the whole cause of it is this guy david yeah she didn't even
00:40:48spend a dime of the money and then he just squirts her off to the road like a little rat
00:40:55what a fucking loser
00:41:01i do think that girls do like losers though she's been paying his debt up until just now
00:41:07which makes me think that i mean she's probably still kind of likes him she's saying please that
00:41:11is such shit i'm sorry i had to tell you though you know don't apologize at least now you know
00:41:20i'm not dating the governor's daughter but if we still want that bill to disappear into thin air
00:41:27i have to see him immediately i'm gonna get you to the governor you're sure i'm sure boss
00:41:38see you later lisa bye bye
00:41:44look what i have lisa
00:41:46i know you're gonna give me a chance to apologize are you serious david yes i'm serious
00:41:50take a hint a hint yeah you gotta be shitting me really really really you're going back with
00:42:00the rack stop fast
00:42:06bullshit you still owe me a date i need you to meet me right now who are you hiding from
00:42:11did
00:42:11you see somebody sorry not available right now be here in 10 minutes or pay double sue me
00:42:24who are you talking to none of your business shut up so i might have got you something oh
00:42:42who did you steal this from i didn't have to steal it from anybody i won the lottery that's all
00:42:49okay yeah right okay
00:42:55what are you doing look i'm rich now like i can pay off all the debts that i owe you
00:43:01and we can go back to living our happy lives just like we were made to
00:43:07lisa would you marry me lisa
00:43:11will you marry me
00:43:25delicious is this about that guy earlier
00:43:28no it's not about the guy earlier david you can't just come waltzing back into my life and
00:43:32think it's gonna work out it's not this is me making it up to you now okay i can pay
00:43:38you
00:43:38back tenfold i'll write a hundredfold if that's what you want come on you know what david i
00:43:43used to think you were kind of okay maybe nice you're just a piece of shit
00:43:50excuse me stay away from me
00:43:56there are some interesting people here today
00:44:01i don't think they're that bad
00:44:06so i heard david's back yeah and i am definitely over him
00:44:12alex is the new problem what did he do now
00:44:16i think i might be in love with him
00:44:21but he's in love with elsa smith
00:44:24what's the difference it's still you
00:44:26no elsa is a princess lisa is a nobody
00:44:32listen if you need more money or nice clothes to make you feel like a princess you know i got
00:44:37you
00:44:37i don't think money's gonna solve this issue
00:44:39well you know what you look gorgeous and i don't think you need any help come on let's take some
00:44:45photos
00:44:45it's fine fine fine fine okay okay
00:45:11so cute
00:45:13i don't think i really like you i don't think he likes me
00:45:15he loves you he loves you yeah
00:45:17i don't think he likes me
00:45:21no he loves you
00:45:22i don't think he likes me
00:45:23yeah i know
00:45:24yeah you look like a thirsty little star
00:45:27who are you
00:45:30i'm checking you with me tonight whether you like it or not
00:45:32absolutely not
00:45:34jesus
00:45:35what the hell is going on
00:45:36bitch
00:45:37hey
00:45:39come on let's go
00:45:40help
00:45:40help
00:45:42it's okay
00:45:43what are you doing here
00:45:44wait i need you to play please
00:45:45oh these guys
00:45:46oh some fucking garbage pail kids
00:45:47look at that
00:45:48get the fuck out of here unless you wanna die
00:45:50fucking knife you coward
00:45:51baby i'm gonna get the police
00:45:52jesus
00:45:53you fucking assholes
00:45:55no
00:45:56no
00:45:57no
00:45:58no
00:45:59no
00:45:59no
00:46:01no
00:46:02no
00:46:02no
00:46:03no
00:46:03no
00:46:03no
00:46:05no
00:46:13no
00:46:13well
00:46:14no
00:46:14no
00:46:15no
00:46:16no
00:46:16no
00:46:16no
00:46:28Alex, he's so annoying, oh my god, he made me run 20 fucking miles, also I'm pretty sure
00:46:36his faint was fake, so you're so annoying, I think about you all the time, do you really
00:46:44think about me all the time, what, drink me, just drink him a little bit, oh, there's something
00:47:01I need to tell you Alex, I'm not actually Elsa, I'm Lisa, I know, I know, I know, I know,
00:47:31I saw, can I stay right there, hey Sam, yeah, serious question, yeah, yeah, do you like
00:47:40me? What? Do you like me? Uh, what do you mean? I just really need you to tell me if
00:47:49you like me,
00:47:49because I just... Well, I just kind of...
00:48:08She, uh... She confessed to me for the first time. She stole my first kiss.
00:48:18I confess. She confessed to me for the first time. She stole my first kiss. I confess. What are you
00:48:26talking about? She confessed to me the other night. She told me exactly what she was thinking. Go ahead and
00:48:35get your hopes up, boss. We still got the ex-boyfriend David in the picture. Who is David? Oh.
00:48:43You're joking, funny. How are you? Any update with the governor's schedule? Um... It's good. I... I'm gonna put that
00:48:53on your agenda. Uh, very soon. Just not right now. Sammy. Right now.
00:49:06I'm not actually Elsa. I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa. I mean, you were gonna do that sooner or
00:49:11later, so that's good.
00:49:13I also said something I probably shouldn't have.
00:49:16Ugh. Same here. I did something I really shouldn't have done to Sam. We shouldn't have gotten wasted. Yeah, you're
00:49:24right. Today really does suck. We should not have gotten wasted. I did some stupid stuff.
00:49:30So, see you at the bar tonight? I'll see you at lunch. Yeah. Goodbye.
00:49:38You still owe me a date. Make me at the restaurant after work.
00:49:42The contract. The contract says Elsa Smith. That has nothing to do with me.
00:49:47You're in too deep. You can't back out now.
00:49:55You can't back out now.
00:49:57I believe you. Isn't that insane? Like, I literally...
00:50:12Your dress is lovely. Can I ask you a question? How in the world did you get so beautiful?
00:50:17Mmm. This place is lovely.
00:50:19Yeah, seriously.
00:50:22And we'll have our two glasses of Malbec and some more Marinara. Thank you.
00:50:26How did you know Malbec's my favorite?
00:50:28Lisa, listen. Your introduction the first day at the office was...
00:50:32I mean, exceptional.
00:50:41Do you recall?
00:50:42I mean, I've never seen anybody in all my time give detail like that. I was impressed.
00:50:47That's how you knew I liked Dalmatians.
00:50:50Thank you so much.
00:50:53Cheers.
00:50:54Cheers.
00:51:01What is it?
00:51:03Get under the table now.
00:51:04Get under the table.
00:51:05Get under the table.
00:51:06Get under the table.
00:51:06Get under the table.
00:51:06Get under the table.
00:51:07Fuck.
00:51:10Shh.
00:51:12They're literally insane. They can't even make a coffee.
00:51:15What's up, Lisa?
00:51:16What's up, Lisa?
00:51:16Oh my god, Lisa?
00:51:18Hi.
00:51:19My goodness.
00:51:21Are you waiting on somebody?
00:51:23No, I'm just eating alone.
00:51:25Oh my god.
00:51:26Wow.
00:51:27Will you go grab Greg and tell him that Annie's here, okay?
00:51:30You get sat right away.
00:51:31I'll be right with you guys, okay?
00:51:32I'm so confused.
00:51:34Thanks.
00:51:34Gosh, I love the dress.
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:41Yeah, you've got tons of food here.
00:51:43Do you mind if I have a bite?
00:51:45I can feel my blood sugar.
00:51:46I don't think you're going to finish all of this, right?
00:51:48No.
00:51:49Please eat it, Paul.
00:51:51A new glass of wine.
00:51:53How do we, huh?
00:51:54Long day, long day.
00:51:55Mmm.
00:51:57Mmm.
00:51:58God.
00:51:59Mmm.
00:52:00So, I've been meaning to ask you.
00:52:01Okay, you've been acting a little bit funky ever since you got back from that business
00:52:05work with Alex.
00:52:06Are you going to tell me what's up?
00:52:08Um...
00:52:09Is he making you work overtime?
00:52:10Yeah.
00:52:11God.
00:52:12God, I knew it.
00:52:13Really.
00:52:13God, I mean, you said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe ya.
00:52:18Seriously, Lisa?
00:52:18But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:52:23You said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe ya.
00:52:26Seriously, Lisa?
00:52:27But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:52:29Did I say that?
00:52:30You don't remember?
00:52:31Um, you said he was, like, petty and self-obsessed and, like, there was no way he was ever going
00:52:36to be a girlfriend.
00:52:37Stop!
00:52:38Stop!
00:52:38Please stop.
00:52:39Um, the person.
00:52:40Oh, let me get it.
00:52:45There you go.
00:52:46Thanks.
00:52:46Mm-hmm.
00:52:47Well, this was delicious.
00:52:49Uh, nope.
00:52:50Yep, they're seating us.
00:52:52Uh, see you later.
00:52:52Thank you for this.
00:53:07Everyone, I have an amazing announcement to make.
00:53:10Come on over.
00:53:11Now, we need to congratulate Lisa because she won first place in the Paris International
00:53:18Designers Award.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:20Thanks!
00:53:21Congratulations!
00:53:22Congratulations!
00:53:23You totally knocked it out of the park and I would love to see them try and make it
00:53:27My life has surely changed since I met Alex.
00:53:33Lisa, I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek.
00:53:38I'd like to officially ask you.
00:53:42Would you be my girlfriend?
00:53:44Are you sure about that, Alex?
00:53:49If you accept my humble request.
00:53:51I think you still owe me something.
00:53:53What do I owe you?
00:53:57Yeah!
00:54:00Yeah!
00:54:01What are you doing?
00:54:02See you very much!
00:54:08Sam!
00:54:12I feel like I really screwed this one up.
00:54:15I feel like he's never going to talk to me again.
00:54:18What am I doing wrong?
00:54:29Sam.
00:54:34You're not trying to hide from me, are you?
00:54:37No.
00:54:42Good.
00:54:46I'm free.
00:54:50It's been an hour since we've had lunch.
00:54:52Why hasn't she texted?
00:54:54Was her phone broken?
00:54:56Boss, just relax, alright?
00:54:57She's going to give you a call.
00:54:59Jesus.
00:55:00I do have some good news, though.
00:55:02The governor was so happy with you after the meeting
00:55:05that he is completely convinced that B&G
00:55:08is going to play a pivotal role
00:55:10in Washington's industrial development,
00:55:13especially after he saw Lisa's award-winning designs.
00:55:16He was just very impressed.
00:55:18Just as I suspected,
00:55:21he's rejecting the bill.
00:55:24Mr. Gray is officially out of the picture.
00:55:29Well, I guess we have Lisa to thank.
00:55:33And maybe it's a good gesture to bring Lisa out to dinner.
00:55:41Well, I would like to welcome Lisa into our home.
00:55:45And the shiitake mushrooms were flown in,
00:55:48especially from Japan, for our special guest.
00:55:52Lisa, welcome to our home.
00:55:56Forgive me.
00:55:57I just have to say,
00:55:59we've been talking about marriage.
00:56:01What's it going to be?
00:56:04Um, well, I think we were thinking of waiting.
00:56:07No, I think we're actually ready.
00:56:11No, honey.
00:56:12You're thinking of waiting.
00:56:14No, I think I'm ready, at least.
00:56:18Which isn't going to be.
00:56:23I have something very important to talk to you about
00:56:27with Alex, Lisa.
00:56:30Alex suffered a severe trauma as a child,
00:56:33and he developed PTSD and claustrophobia as a result.
00:56:39I won't spare you any of the details.
00:56:42He was six years old,
00:56:43and his parents were out shopping,
00:56:45and Alex decided to play hide-and-seek,
00:56:49to make them find him when they returned.
00:56:52And he waited, and waited, and waited.
00:56:56The most horrible of fates happened.
00:56:59They died in a car accident.
00:57:05They died in a car accident.
00:57:08No!
00:57:09Calm down, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:57:11Hey, oh my God, stop it, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:57:13Hey, you can overcome your fears.
00:57:15Stop.
00:57:16Stop.
00:57:16And Alex was in that closet the next day when I found him.
00:57:21He had gone into shock, and he was dehydrated,
00:57:25and we had to rush him to the hospital.
00:57:27When he regained consciousness,
00:57:29I had to explain to him what had happened to his parents.
00:57:34And he never became willing to talk about his feelings.
00:57:37I'm afraid that at some point in time in the future,
00:57:41he may exhibit these symptoms again.
00:57:44I hope that you could cope with that if it were to happen.
00:57:49Yes, Mr. Brown.
00:57:50I will always take care of him.
00:57:55Hey, I couldn't sleep.
00:57:57I'm outside.
00:57:58Can you meet me?
00:57:59I'm coming.
00:58:05Grab it.
00:58:06Grab it.
00:58:06Grab it.
00:58:07Don't let go of me.
00:58:09What the hell?
00:58:18Come on.
00:58:21Hey!
00:58:22Let her go.
00:58:23I'll give you anything you want.
00:58:26I'll give you anything you want.
00:58:53Where's my mommy and daddy?
00:58:55They forget about me.
00:58:57Please, Robert.
00:58:59Hey, bud.
00:59:01Oh, Alex, come on, buddy.
00:59:02Don't be afraid.
00:59:04Lock you out to conquer your fear.
00:59:06Release as your true love, my friend.
00:59:08You can overcome your fears.
00:59:10With her?
00:59:12You no longer feel afraid or desperate or in solitude,
00:59:15so get out there, buddy.
00:59:17Come on, buddy.
00:59:19Go.
00:59:20She needs you.
00:59:28Shut the fuck up.
00:59:29I'll fucking kill you.
00:59:32Fucking guy made it in you.
00:59:33Motherfucker.
00:59:46Lisa.
00:59:48Are you okay?
00:59:51You got hit.
00:59:52Are you okay?
01:00:04Are you okay?
01:00:05Are you okay?
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:17my love
01:00:19hello Mr. Brown
01:00:20do me a favor
01:00:22no overtime tonight
01:00:24we have new products going out in 10 days
01:00:26I have to look over the specs
01:00:27my love, my love, my love
01:00:29I miss you at home in 10 days
01:00:30you should always get an hour
01:00:32we're in the office
01:00:33yeah but no person or place could ever
01:00:36diminish the intensity
01:00:37of my love I have
01:00:39we're going home
01:00:44yeah that's cute
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