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NEW🔥🍀An Unreliable Guide on Dating Your CEO
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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one gate.
00:00:04Now, where is my unwilling participant?
00:00:11Holy fuck, is this the guy?
00:00:13Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:00:16No, focus on my $5,000.
00:00:19Excuse me.
00:00:21You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:00:26Actually, I'm not her.
00:00:27I'm only here because...
00:00:33Your boyfriend's debt's way overdue, Miss Lisa.
00:00:36You can't pay it back.
00:00:39Well, I guess you'd have to pay for it a different way.
00:00:44Ex-boyfriend.
00:00:45And I didn't spend a penny if I go find him.
00:00:47You filed for it.
00:00:48Now, you gotta pay it back.
00:00:50Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:00:53Miss Lisa from B&G Group.
00:00:55Fine, but losing my job isn't gonna help either of us.
00:00:59Can I...
00:01:00Can I have one week?
00:01:03You have three days.
00:01:08CEO, Alex, is the chairman's grandson.
00:01:10Eligible bachelor alert.
00:01:12I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later.
00:01:14Hey, I'm talking to you.
00:01:16You little slut.
00:01:17What are you doing all that for?
00:01:19I have one step towards becoming married to a goldmine.
00:01:24I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:01:26These people look so gullible.
00:01:29Because it might be the last time I can.
00:01:31How do I look?
00:01:32Give me that.
00:01:33Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:01:35Yeah, but I want to use it on my...
00:01:36Please, it's...
00:01:36Let me pay to break it to you, ladies, but...
00:01:40It's not gonna happen.
00:01:42And who are you to say that?
00:01:43Oh, I'm Alex's first love.
00:01:46Seriously?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:50Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert,
00:01:55and he came riding in on a horse, completely shirtless.
00:01:59His abs were so hot and sweaty.
00:02:02And then, keep going.
00:02:07To unlock the rest of the story, you're gonna have to...
00:02:10Pay me five bucks.
00:02:12I don't carry cash.
00:02:13And then what?
00:02:25Well, so he jumped off his horse and came and found me,
00:02:29and we started ripping off each other's clothes,
00:02:31just completely tearing them apart, so animalistic.
00:02:34And then...
00:02:35And then, he was the Thor.
00:02:38You couldn't raise his hammer.
00:02:40I couldn't...
00:02:43The CEO is right behind you.
00:02:48It was actually the best sex of my life, sir.
00:02:51Like, so good.
00:02:52I've been thinking about it for years.
00:02:53Seriously awesome.
00:02:55God, I'm so lucky he didn't see my face.
00:02:59You should write for a good novel.
00:03:01Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writer's dream?
00:03:07I'm so doomed.
00:03:10Fuck my life!
00:03:14Hey, what's up?
00:03:15Help, Lisa.
00:03:16Uh, I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:03:19What?
00:03:22Fuck.
00:03:22How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:03:26So, what did you want to talk about?
00:03:28Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with some rich man's son,
00:03:33and I need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement.
00:03:38No.
00:03:39What if I gave you...
00:03:41A thousand dollars?
00:03:42No.
00:03:43No deal.
00:03:44No way.
00:03:45Two thousand dollars.
00:03:47No.
00:03:48Okay.
00:03:48Five thousand dollars.
00:03:49Take it or leave it.
00:03:51You have three days.
00:03:53You gotta pay it back.
00:03:54Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:03:58It's just a date.
00:03:59How bad can it be?
00:04:01Deal.
00:04:02Only because I'm your friend.
00:04:05And make him bear my name.
00:04:06Okay?
00:04:07Okay.
00:04:07I'll make sure he wishes he was never born.
00:04:10Perfect.
00:04:11One date, and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:04:30Holy fuck.
00:04:32Is this the guy?
00:04:32Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:04:35No.
00:04:35Focus on my five thousand dollars.
00:04:38Excuse me.
00:04:40You must be Elsa Smith.
00:04:43From the Smith family.
00:04:52Just stay calm.
00:04:53I'm not going to be swayed by your looks.
00:04:56Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves.
00:05:00First, be rude.
00:05:09Sorry, I have so much limb in my throat.
00:05:12It's so great to meet you.
00:05:15Number two.
00:05:16Get physical.
00:05:19Your fingers are like so long and nimble.
00:05:22I bet you can do like a lot of things with them.
00:05:25Mm-hmm.
00:05:28He's totally freaking out.
00:05:30You know, I got this amazing pedicure today.
00:05:33Want to see?
00:05:36He must think I'm a slut now.
00:05:38Isn't it so pretty?
00:05:40I love hot pink.
00:05:42Whoops.
00:05:46Take my card.
00:05:53We should get a job at Good Novel.
00:05:59I cannot let him remember my face.
00:06:04That guy is your new CEO?
00:06:07Yes.
00:06:07I'm not kidding, Elsa.
00:06:08Get here right now.
00:06:09I'm leaving.
00:06:09Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:06:11There's literally no chance he's ever going to run into you again.
00:06:14He's the CEO and you're just some random employee.
00:06:17I promise, please, just get through tonight and I will give you more money.
00:06:23Okay.
00:06:24Calm down, Lisa.
00:06:26He hasn't recognized me yet.
00:06:28I just need to get this date over with.
00:06:34So, I hear you're a businessman.
00:06:37You know, my daddy's the governor, but I hate moochers.
00:06:40Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:06:43That was a part-time job.
00:06:46So what is it you do exactly?
00:06:49Number three.
00:06:50Be provocative as fuck.
00:06:54I do a little thing called OnlyFans.
00:07:00You want to make a video?
00:07:03What?
00:07:05No one's going to like this fat shit crazy chick now.
00:07:13Hey guys, welcome to Just Splash Studios.
00:07:16Oh shit.
00:07:17What did I get myself into?
00:07:23Hmm.
00:07:25She's messing with me.
00:07:27Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:07:31What can I help you with?
00:07:32We'll take the Just Splash for two.
00:07:34Great.
00:07:35Which one would you guys like?
00:07:36We'll let the lady decide.
00:07:38We have room number one, BDSM.
00:07:48Room number two, Uniform Temptation.
00:08:01I need to get out of here.
00:08:02Now.
00:08:03I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:08:07Oh shit.
00:08:22First date.
00:08:23I would never think a governor's daughter would do that.
00:08:25That's just disgusting.
00:08:26I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan.
00:08:29She just hawked a loogie in a cup.
00:08:31I mean, like, did you look at it?
00:08:35Listen, I'm going to make a phone call and call the cousins
00:08:37and make sure we get this whole thing taken care of.
00:08:38You'll never have to see her again.
00:08:41Cheers.
00:08:49Damn, girl.
00:08:50You are chugging that.
00:08:51What has gotten into you?
00:08:53I'm telling you, if I didn't have to deal with David,
00:08:55I would have never done that.
00:08:57Well, trick you told.
00:08:59I would have called the cops on him.
00:09:01But let's not worry about him tonight.
00:09:04By the way, is everything all good?
00:09:07Like, there's not going to be some CEO at my ass now?
00:09:09Because he's thoroughly freaked out.
00:09:11You will never have to deal with him again.
00:09:18Hi, Daddy.
00:09:21Uh-huh.
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:25Love you, too.
00:09:28What did you do?
00:09:30He's asking me, well, no, asking you to marry him.
00:09:44God, I can't be late for this meeting.
00:09:54Seriously?
00:09:55I thought I'd never see him again.
00:09:56Uh, going down, little lady.
00:09:58You coming or not?
00:09:59Yeah.
00:10:03Design department.
00:10:06Alex, what are you thinking about this marriage?
00:10:08I mean, are you serious?
00:10:10Are you just screwing around?
00:10:12Sir, why don't we wait to have that conversation
00:10:14when we get upstairs in private?
00:10:18Don't look at my face.
00:10:19Don't look at my face.
00:10:24Oh, excuse me.
00:10:28Oh, excuse me.
00:10:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:42Drop this.
00:10:45Keep it.
00:10:51What's going on, boss?
00:10:52What are you thinking?
00:10:53What are we having?
00:10:55I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:10:59Oh.
00:11:02What about the deal?
00:11:05Wrong person.
00:11:10Alex is asking to meet with you right now.
00:11:13If I lose my job because of this,
00:11:15you're going to have to support me.
00:11:17Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me
00:11:19if he finds out about this.
00:11:20Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot.
00:11:23Make him believe that marriage is not going to happen.
00:11:26I promise everything will be fine,
00:11:28and I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this.
00:11:32What do I get in return?
00:11:34The world is your oyster,
00:11:36and my purses are yours.
00:11:39Not bad.
00:11:40My debt could be paid off.
00:11:46What's the matter, Elsa?
00:11:48We're not putting on a show tonight, are we?
00:11:50Speak your mind.
00:11:51Somebody's waiting for me.
00:11:52Good.
00:11:53I don't want to keep anybody waiting,
00:11:54so here's the deal.
00:11:56I want the marriage as soon as possible.
00:12:00Stop.
00:12:01When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:12:06Let me say this again.
00:12:09If you're my wife,
00:12:11you and your family will have all the money in the world.
00:12:13How are you and I can even hold seats to the Senate?
00:12:16If you want, of course.
00:12:18First Dave, now this?
00:12:19Is there even one man left in the world that cares about love?
00:12:23Fuck you.
00:12:24You know, people like you only treat marriage like it's some business transaction.
00:12:28This is a business transaction, Elsa.
00:12:31It's not love.
00:12:32Of course, I can make an exception, but...
00:12:39Have you ever been in love?
00:12:41No.
00:12:42You haven't.
00:12:44You've never known what that feels like.
00:12:46Never known what that feels like.
00:12:47Never known what that feels like.
00:12:49You know, never start something if you're not going to finish it.
00:13:01You and I are nothing alike, Alex.
00:13:04I still believe in love,
00:13:06while you are a power-hungry cynic with nothing left in your heart.
00:13:09Alex.
00:13:11Elsa, wait.
00:13:13Hey.
00:13:14I want to say I'm sorry for making you cry earlier.
00:13:17You didn't make me cry.
00:13:19You're not worth my tears.
00:13:22I mean,
00:13:23don't you think it was kind of rude just leaving me back there?
00:13:26I don't want to talk about this.
00:13:28You're a self-entitled, self-obsessed dick.
00:13:31I don't want to talk.
00:13:48Here.
00:13:50Oh, shit.
00:13:51He's so cute.
00:13:55I'm going to fall in love.
00:13:59is this how he really plays things out because if so i'm really crushing on him
00:14:05here thanks oh she's so pretty
00:14:14oh my god that's a governor's daughter
00:14:21what the hell what the hell just happened
00:14:30hello sir we have the footage from that day
00:14:43it's not hosel smith
00:14:49wait wait hang on a second did she actually say that
00:14:53so you think it's true
00:14:55i'm really that despicable in a woman's eyes
00:14:59i don't know boss you know look some people could think that you're a little self-entitled
00:15:04right i mean obviously everybody knows that you're super self-entitled
00:15:36have you ever been in love
00:15:37we don't have any resources left to sway the senator's opinion so that is unfortunate for
00:15:42us right now we have to figure that out
00:15:43okay yeah
00:15:44look i need everything in elsa smith
00:15:56lisa did you forget about our quarterly meeting today the ceo is here can i skip it
00:16:03no girl come on why is he fucking everywhere
00:16:17camouflage nicely done
00:16:23guys i gotta say this is it's beautiful
00:16:28what point have you designed it that's from lisa mr brown
00:16:33miss my talent being recognized at the worst possible time
00:16:37not my life
00:16:39miss why are you looking away
00:16:42should i just pass out on the spot
00:16:44boss
00:16:45got the documents you've been asking about
00:16:48you're the man sammy
00:16:50when will this freaking meeting end
00:16:55all right guys meeting adjourned thank you
00:16:58uh hang on one second
00:17:12what was she wearing that night
00:17:15kind of hard to forget
00:17:16leopard print
00:17:18gold shoes
00:17:20black fishnets
00:17:22bold setting
00:17:31where have i seen that guy before
00:17:37uh miss
00:17:38you getting in or not
00:17:40yeah
00:17:41fuck
00:17:42that has to be alex's assistant sam
00:17:47hi
00:17:48hey girl
00:17:49i can't do this anymore
00:17:50my cover's blown
00:17:51hi what's going on
00:17:53what if i just tell him
00:17:54it's better to confess than being exposed
00:17:57there might be room for maneuver
00:18:00that was crazy as fuck
00:18:01what's wrong with losing it
00:18:02yeah what's this deal
00:18:03i don't know
00:18:07you shameless bitch
00:18:09you fucking liar
00:18:10get the fuck out of my office
00:18:13let's do this another time
00:18:21not him again
00:18:25excuse me
00:18:26you coming in
00:18:37he smells good
00:18:42why is my heart beating so fast
00:18:54the power will come back on him
00:19:04oh god
00:19:11oh god
00:19:14oh god
00:19:14oh god
00:19:46are you okay
00:19:51does he have claustrophobia
00:19:54hey hey
00:19:55open the door
00:19:56okay
00:19:56don't be afraid
00:20:02are you okay
00:20:03okay
00:20:04alex are you okay
00:20:05you okay
00:20:06why don't you spot me and daddy
00:20:09your parents have been
00:20:11in a very serious accident
00:20:13serious accidents
00:20:15accidents
00:20:18hey hey
00:20:19are you okay
00:20:21don't come near me
00:20:22stay back
00:20:24he's not getting better
00:20:25does he have ptsd
00:20:27hey
00:20:28get away from me
00:20:29get away from me
00:20:30hey
00:20:30no
00:20:30calm down
00:20:31you're gonna hurt yourself
00:20:33alex
00:20:34stop that
00:20:34you're gonna hurt yourself
00:20:35stop
00:20:36get your
00:20:36get out
00:20:39what are you gonna do
00:20:40give me rabies
00:20:44your voice
00:20:46sounds familiar
00:20:47no
00:20:49i work for the janitor
00:20:51janitor
00:20:52you should come
00:20:54come closer
00:20:56no
00:20:56i gotta go
00:20:59hey wait
00:21:00i just
00:21:01i wanna say thank you
00:21:19jamie
00:21:20boss i got some news for you
00:21:21the girl you went on a date with
00:21:22was not elsa smith
00:21:23it was lisa
00:21:25from the design team
00:21:37daring to threaten lisa
00:21:38oh you are so
00:21:40dead
00:21:49oh let me get this
00:21:50thank you
00:21:51this is my favorite
00:21:53key
00:21:54is there anything else
00:21:55i can help you
00:21:56what's up
00:21:56hey
00:21:57hey
00:22:08this isn't a girl from alex's date
00:22:11she's way too pretty
00:22:13and her hair is red
00:22:15are you elsa smith
00:22:16uh-huh
00:22:20what are you doing here
00:22:21i'm sorry what
00:22:22oh i know exactly who you are
00:22:24and if i find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with lisa
00:22:27oh you are so dead
00:22:39isn't it so pretty
00:22:41miss why are you looking away
00:22:44you didn't make me cry
00:22:45you're not worth my tears
00:22:48lisa davis
00:22:49lisa davis
00:22:50it was you all along
00:22:54it was you all along
00:23:03hello
00:23:04alex
00:23:04i want you to clear your schedule
00:23:07you're gonna drive me to see an old army
00:23:08no time
00:23:09i have a date
00:23:12a date
00:23:13a date is more important than me
00:23:15yeah
00:23:16a date
00:23:18date
00:23:19date
00:23:21yeah
00:23:23okay
00:23:24all right
00:23:25uh listen
00:23:26i'll take care of myself
00:23:27you go do that because you are getting married
00:23:30and i want a full report of how it goes
00:23:34you got it
00:23:35bye
00:23:44alex is definitely a lone wolf
00:23:46like he doesn't ask his family for anything
00:23:48you know i actually heard the craziest story
00:23:50that he was kidnapped by our ex-ceo mr gray
00:23:55no way
00:23:56but it gets even crazier
00:23:57because he took out his own kidnappers
00:24:00and then he got rid of everybody in the company
00:24:02that was related to mr gray
00:24:03and i don't mean just fired
00:24:05i mean he can't get down with it
00:24:07he's cruel
00:24:08but brave
00:24:09i mean a little hot
00:24:11but still cruel
00:24:13i know do you even remember steve from hr
00:24:15i know
00:24:16me either
00:24:17one day he was here the next
00:24:20he's gone
00:24:21he's dead
00:24:22it's the power of alex you know
00:24:24i just wonder how many bodies
00:24:29don't come near me
00:24:30no
00:24:33now that i know his little secret
00:24:34am i also going to be one of those dead bodies
00:24:44i have a proposal for you miss elsa
00:24:47i thought i made myself pretty clear
00:24:49that i don't want anything to do with you
00:24:50hear me out
00:24:51i just want you to act out the rest of the show
00:24:53for the sake of my grandpa
00:24:55and for your time
00:24:56i'll pay you fifty thousand dollars
00:24:58fifty k
00:25:04sorry to disappoint
00:25:05but i'm still not interested
00:25:06my daddy is the governor of washington for god's sake
00:25:09i didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend
00:25:13shit
00:25:14how can i retract that
00:25:19what does she mean by this
00:25:20if a woman rejects you
00:25:22but she sends a heart emoji
00:25:29if a woman rejects you
00:25:31but she sends a heart emoji
00:25:32we need a little more context boss
00:25:35what are we talking about
00:25:36it's just for a friend
00:25:40that doesn't mean shit
00:25:41they call it a
00:25:42little butt press
00:25:44little butt play
00:25:44maybe
00:25:46i don't know
00:25:47why don't i go make a few phone calls
00:25:48and figure it out
00:25:48how about that
00:25:49yeah
00:25:49all right
00:25:53i'm a patient man lisa davis
00:25:56but you'll fall into my trap
00:26:05god damn it
00:26:06god damn it
00:26:17you vowed for it
00:26:18you gotta pay it back
00:26:20shit
00:26:21alex
00:26:22not now
00:26:23where can i hide from both of them
00:26:38who are you
00:26:40who are you
00:26:41consider some warning
00:26:42don't come near her again
00:26:44that bitch
00:26:45i mean
00:26:46that lay out me money
00:26:48how much
00:26:49150k plus interest
00:27:07i'll raise my compensation to 150k miss elsa
00:27:10please reconsider my offer
00:27:11three dates
00:27:13150k
00:27:14nothing other than coffee chats or dinner
00:27:16however
00:27:17if you break our contract
00:27:18you will have to pay me back double
00:27:20this is perfect
00:27:23it's the exact amount i need
00:27:27the economy is not doing too hot in washington these days
00:27:30contract is signed
00:27:31looking forward to it
00:27:33me too
00:27:35game on
00:27:37time to pay up after jerking me around
00:27:41any miles
00:27:43i'm not available right now
00:27:51fine give me a minute
00:27:55hey
00:27:56why did you need me
00:27:59so here's the thing
00:28:01we both know each other pretty well
00:28:03yeah
00:28:04but
00:28:06there's still some loose ends we put tie up
00:28:08uh
00:28:08what do you want to know
00:28:11thank you
00:28:14you said you worked at a family firm
00:28:21what exactly
00:28:23do you guys specialize in
00:28:25um
00:28:28well
00:28:29we specialize in
00:28:30feminine products
00:28:32you wouldn't understand
00:28:41elaborate
00:28:44okay
00:28:46um
00:28:48everything i'm wearing right now is for my brains
00:28:51keep on lying
00:28:54why am i here alex
00:28:55you could have called me about this
00:28:56i guess it's a big waste of our time huh
00:29:00we'll see you around
00:29:06did you have 20 miles for this
00:29:12hey
00:29:12where the hell are you girl
00:29:14mr pram just scheduled a meeting
00:29:16happening in like 20 minutes
00:29:17you better be back before then
00:29:19what
00:29:26if i go in there now
00:29:27he's gonna recognize me
00:29:31sammy
00:29:32so
00:29:32we think it would be a good idea
00:29:34with the flu going around
00:29:36if everybody wore masks
00:29:37during the staff meetings
00:29:39so if you feel a little tickle in your throat
00:29:41feel a little sicky
00:29:43pop on a mask
00:29:44protect your friends
00:29:45thank god
00:29:46for the foot
00:29:49where have you been
00:29:50why are you so late
00:29:52because your parents have been waiting for you
00:29:53what
00:29:54what are you talking about
00:29:55why does he care where i am
00:29:56i don't know
00:29:58um lisa's here mr bram
00:29:59so guys i have very exciting news
00:30:03lisa from the design team
00:30:04has made it to the finals
00:30:05of the competition
00:30:07what
00:30:07oh my god
00:30:09now wait a minute
00:30:10i have even
00:30:12better news
00:30:13this is the first competition
00:30:15since i took office
00:30:17so i'll be involved
00:30:18every step of the way
00:30:19which means lisa
00:30:20you and i will be going
00:30:21to the business meeting together
00:30:22down at the factory
00:30:23to pick out
00:30:24the fabrics
00:30:25wow
00:30:29how can i get through
00:30:31an entire day and night with him
00:30:38sammy
00:30:38hey boss
00:30:40listen
00:30:40thompkins is pressing again
00:30:42and with the bill going through
00:30:43in a couple days
00:30:44this is just uh
00:30:45it's not looking good for us man
00:30:47thompkins sammy
00:30:48the hell is thompkins
00:30:50thompkins wyatt
00:30:51man
00:30:52the senator
00:30:52the guy who's trying
00:30:54to get us kicked out of washington
00:30:55what's going on with you
00:30:56right now buddy
00:30:57oh the senator
00:30:58sammy don't worry
00:30:59look i have my ways
00:31:01yeah that's cute buddy
00:31:02but listen
00:31:03i don't think you do
00:31:04because you just forgot
00:31:04what the senator's name was
00:31:05so
00:31:06listen
00:31:06i think it'd be best
00:31:07if you just got that
00:31:09hello
00:31:10hi
00:31:11hello
00:31:13i need to check out the measurements of this one
00:31:15sure
00:31:16okay
00:32:06Is he actually going to do that?
00:32:23Oh, shit.
00:32:24Alex, Alex, Alex, wake up.
00:32:26Fuck, I shouldn't have tried to get that folder.
00:32:28Alex, come on, wake up, wake up.
00:32:30Help, somebody help me.
00:32:34Alex, wake up, wake up.
00:32:37There's something I need to tell you, okay?
00:32:38Please, please wake up.
00:32:46Well, what is it exactly?
00:32:50Hey, ow, that hurt even more.
00:32:52I'm out of here.
00:32:53You're just going to leave me here with my ankles still hurting?
00:32:57Yeah.
00:33:01Hey, ow!
00:33:03Ow!
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:18What?
00:33:21For everything.
00:33:36I have to confess something to you.
00:33:40I was at the elevator when you passed out.
00:33:45When I was 18, I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash and could never drive
00:33:51again.
00:33:52But now I'm driving your car right now, so...
00:33:57What I'm trying to say is you can overcome your fears, so...
00:34:02Just stop, stop.
00:34:04I'm just trying to help you.
00:34:06I know, I know.
00:34:06Hey, look.
00:34:08It's enough.
00:34:25Are you okay?
00:34:26Hey, you can overcome your fears.
00:34:28Stop.
00:34:29Stop, hey.
00:34:30I'm just trying to...
00:34:31It's enough.
00:34:36How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:34:40How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:34:44I mean, what do I have to do to make her forget me?
00:34:47Well, I don't know from personal experience, boss, but from what I've heard is you find out their preference and
00:34:52you...
00:34:53strike with precision.
00:34:55How do I know what she likes?
00:34:57Oh, well, that's easy.
00:34:58All of our employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day.
00:35:01It's got their interests, hobbies, you know, stuff they like to do, things like that.
00:35:05Sammy, how do I know she's our employee?
00:35:09Did I say our?
00:35:11I think what I said was, uh, are you...
00:35:14You're looking thirsty.
00:35:15Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee?
00:35:19Coffee.
00:35:19Sammy, hot coffee.
00:35:20I got it, boss.
00:35:21Or you're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee.
00:35:37Maybe he's a little creepy on the head, but somehow he's like a magnet that always pulls
00:35:41me closer.
00:35:47Did you hear?
00:35:48The senator's going to pass that bill and drive us out of this state.
00:35:51Oh, I heard, but don't worry.
00:35:53I have it on very good authority that the governor's daughter and Alex are dating.
00:35:57So with that layered protection from the governor, no one's going to touch us.
00:36:02Money and looks.
00:36:04Who's going to reject that?
00:36:05Wish I was the governor's daughter.
00:36:23Hello, lovely.
00:36:25Hello.
00:36:25How are you?
00:36:26I'm good.
00:36:27Here's your gift.
00:36:29Oh, my God.
00:36:31How did you know I left Dalmatians?
00:36:33I have plenty more surprises.
00:36:34Oh, Jesus.
00:36:38Stop wiggling, would you?
00:36:39Stop wiggling.
00:36:41What is poking me?
00:36:49Welcome to the kitchen.
00:36:51Make yourself comfortable.
00:36:52I'll get started on dinner.
00:36:54My favorite thing to do.
00:36:56Cooking and eating with someone I liked.
00:37:02Your hair looks different.
00:37:04Same style?
00:37:05A little different.
00:37:07Decided to go brown.
00:37:08It looks lovely.
00:37:10In the dress.
00:37:13Looks great on you.
00:37:15All of it smashing.
00:37:18How did I get so lucky?
00:37:32I'll bring you, my love.
00:37:39I'll bring you, my love.
00:37:41I'll bring you, my love.
00:37:51I'll bring you, my love.
00:37:52Oh, yeah.
00:37:53Bon appétit.
00:38:03Knife to the face.
00:38:04Knife to the face.
00:38:04Knife to the face.
00:38:05Hey, I made you dinner.
00:38:06Oh, okay.
00:38:07Can you put it in my mouth?
00:38:08Yeah?
00:38:08What do you want me to do?
00:38:09Fork! Fork! Fork! Fork!
00:38:10Yes! Yes! It's a dungeon, babe!
00:38:12It's a dungeon, babe!
00:38:16Uh...
00:38:18What was that? Marinated in salt?
00:38:20That was fucking disgusting, babe.
00:38:22I tried it. It wasn't that bad.
00:38:23Oh, it wasn't that bad? You tried it?
00:38:25Well, order takeout, like I said.
00:38:29Go!
00:38:49Any comments?
00:38:51It's perfect.
00:38:55You know, when I was growing up, my parents always ordered takeout.
00:38:58They were so busy.
00:39:01I don't think I've ever had a home-cooked meal.
00:39:04So, cooking like this is really special.
00:39:08Maybe...
00:39:10I could be a personal chef.
00:39:14We're here.
00:39:22Because let me tell you...
00:39:26Wow.
00:39:28One month meet-aversary.
00:39:30That just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:39:44I'm not Elsa.
00:39:46I don't deserve any of this.
00:39:48My Cinderella story is over.
00:39:51And...
00:39:51I should return where I belong.
00:39:55I have to go.
00:39:57I'm sorry.
00:39:59Everything he did tonight was for Elsa.
00:40:01I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:40:07David?
00:40:08Don't interrupt cause I won this man!
00:40:21Boss...
00:40:22Look, not now.
00:40:24Well there's something...
00:40:25I'm not inside the mood, Sammy.
00:40:26me. Okay. It's just about Lisa's ex-boyfriend, David. What? What about him? Exactly. That's
00:40:39what I thought you were going to say. So I looked more into Lisa's dead and it turns
00:40:42out that the whole cause of it is this guy, David. Yeah, she didn't even spend a dime
00:40:49of the money. And then he just squirts her off to the road like a little rat. What a
00:40:56fucking loser. I do think that girls do like losers, though. I mean, she's been
00:41:05paying his debt up until just now, which makes me think that, I mean, she's probably
00:41:09still kind of likes him. She said, please, that is such shit. I'm sorry, I had to tell
00:41:15you, though, you know. Don't apologize. At least now you know I'm not dating the
00:41:20governor's daughter. But if we still want that bill to disappear into thin air, I have to see him
00:41:28immediately. I'm going to get you to the governor. You're sure? I'm sure, boss.
00:41:38See you later, Lisa. Bye, man. Bye.
00:41:44Look, would I have Lisa? I know you're going to give me a chance to apologize.
00:41:49Are you serious, David? Yes, I'm serious. Take a hint, David. A hint? Yeah.
00:41:54You got any shit in me. Really? Really? Really? Really? You're going back with the
00:42:00direct stuff fast. Bullshit. You still owe me a date. I need you to meet me right now.
00:42:10Who are you hiding from? Did you see somebody? Sorry, not available right now. Be here in
00:42:1810 minutes or pay double. Sue me. Who are you talking to? None of your business. Shut up!
00:42:30So I might have got you something. Oh. Can we see you? Who did you steal this from?
00:42:45I didn't have to steal it from anybody. I won the lottery, that's all. You okay? Yeah,
00:42:50right. Okay. Okay. What are you doing? Look, I'm rich now. Like, I can pay off all the debts
00:43:00that I owe you and we can go back to living our happy lives just like we were meant to.
00:43:06Lisa.
00:43:07Would you marry me, Lisa? Will you marry me?
00:43:14Will you marry me?
00:43:24Delicious. Is this about that guy earlier? Hmm? No. It's not about the guy earlier, David. You can't
00:43:30just come waltzing back into my life and think it's going to work out. It's not. This is me making
00:43:36it
00:43:36up to you now. Okay? I can pay you back tenfold. I'll write a hundredfold if that's what you want.
00:43:41Come on! You know what, David? I used to think you were kind of okay. Oh, kind of. Maybe nice.
00:43:46Yeah. You're just a piece of shit. Excuse me. Stay away from me.
00:43:56There are some interesting people here today. I don't think they're that bad.
00:44:06So, I heard David's back. Yeah, and I am definitely over him. Alex is the new problem.
00:44:13What did he do now? I think I might be in love with him.
00:44:21But he's in love with Elsa Smith. What's the difference? It's still you.
00:44:27No. Elsa is a princess. Lisa is a nobody. Listen, if you need more money or nice clothes
00:44:34to make you feel like a princess, you know I got you. I don't think money is going to solve
00:44:39this issue.
00:44:39Well, you know what? You look gorgeous, and I don't think you need any help. Come on. Let's take some
00:44:45photos.
00:44:45Fine, fine, fine. Okay, okay.
00:45:12So cute. I really like him. I don't think he likes me. He loves you. He loves you.
00:45:16I don't think he likes me. I don't think he likes me. I don't think he likes me.
00:45:21No, he loves you. I don't think he likes me. What's wrong, baby girl?
00:45:25Yeah, you look for the thirsty little stuff. Do you?
00:45:30I'm checking you with me tonight, whether you like it or not.
00:45:32Absolutely not. Jesus. What the heck is going on?
00:45:36Bitch! Hey! Come on, let's go.
00:45:40Help! Help! Help! Help!
00:45:42It's okay. What are you doing here?
00:45:44Wait, I need you to play, please.
00:45:45All these guys. Look, some fucking garbage pail kids. Look at that.
00:45:48Get the fuck out of here unless you want to die.
00:45:50Fucking knife, you coward! Baby, I'm gonna get the police, alright?
00:45:53You fucking asshole!
00:45:56No! No! No!
00:46:12Oh, my God! I can't help her! I can't help her! I can't help her!
00:46:16Stop. Stop. Stop.
00:46:28Alex, he's so annoying.
00:46:31Oh, my God.
00:46:32He made me run 20 fucking miles.
00:46:35Also, I'm pretty sure his faint was fake.
00:46:39So, you're so annoying.
00:46:41I think about you all the time.
00:46:43Do you really think about me all the time?
00:46:53Am I dreaming?
00:46:56Just drinking a little bit.
00:47:00There's something I need to tell you, Alex.
00:47:03I'm not actually Elsa.
00:47:05I'm Lisa.
00:47:10I know.
00:47:31I saw.
00:47:33Can I stay right there?
00:47:35Hey, Sam?
00:47:36Yeah?
00:47:37Serious question.
00:47:39Yeah, yeah.
00:47:40Do you like me?
00:47:41What?
00:47:43What?
00:47:44Do you like me?
00:47:45Uh, what do you mean?
00:47:46I just really need you to tell me if you like me, because I just...
00:47:50Well, I just kind of...
00:48:08She, uh...
00:48:11She confessed to me for the first time.
00:48:13She stole my first kiss.
00:48:18She confessed to me for the first time.
00:48:20She stole my first kiss.
00:48:24I confess.
00:48:26What are you talking about?
00:48:28She confessed to me the other night.
00:48:31She told me exactly what she was thinking.
00:48:35Go and get your hopes up, boss.
00:48:36I still got the ex-boyfriend, David, in the picture.
00:48:40Who's David?
00:48:42Oh.
00:48:43You're joking, funny.
00:48:45How are you?
00:48:46Any update with the governor's schedule?
00:48:50Um...
00:48:50It's good.
00:48:52I, um, I'm gonna put that on your agenda.
00:48:54Uh, very soon.
00:48:56Just not right now.
00:48:58Sammy.
00:49:00Right now.
00:49:06I'm not actually Elsa.
00:49:07I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa.
00:49:10I mean, you were gonna do that sooner or later, so that's good.
00:49:13I also said something I probably shouldn't have.
00:49:16Ugh, same here.
00:49:18I did something I really shouldn't have done to Sam.
00:49:21We shouldn't have gotten wasted.
00:49:23Yeah, you're right.
00:49:24Today really does suck.
00:49:26We should not have gotten wasted.
00:49:27I did some stupid stuff.
00:49:30So, see you at the bar tonight?
00:49:33I'll see you at lunch.
00:49:34Yeah, goodbye.
00:49:36Ah!
00:49:38You're still allowing me a date.
00:49:40Make me at the restaurant after work.
00:49:43The contract says Elsa Smith.
00:49:45That has nothing to do with me.
00:49:47You're in too deep.
00:49:49You can't back out now.
00:49:55You can't back out now.
00:49:58Isn't that insane?
00:49:59Like, I literally...
00:50:12Your dress is lovely.
00:50:13Can I ask you a question?
00:50:15How in the world did you get so beautiful?
00:50:18This place is lovely.
00:50:19Yeah, seriously.
00:50:22And we'll have our two glasses of Malbec and some more Marinara.
00:50:26How did you know Malbec's my favorite?
00:50:28Lisa, listen.
00:50:30Your introduction the first day at the office was...
00:50:32I mean, exceptional.
00:50:37Your introduction the first day at the office was...
00:50:40I mean, exceptional.
00:50:42Do you recall?
00:50:42I mean, I've never seen anybody in all my time give detail like that.
00:50:46I was impressed.
00:50:47That's how you knew I liked Dalmatians.
00:50:50Thank you so much.
00:50:53Cheers.
00:50:54Cheers.
00:51:01What is it?
00:51:02Get under the table now.
00:51:04The table?
00:51:05Get under the table.
00:51:06Under the back.
00:51:07Fuck.
00:51:09Fuck.
00:51:10Fuck.
00:51:11Fuck.
00:51:13Fuck.
00:51:14Coffee.
00:51:14I don't know.
00:51:15What's up, Lisa?
00:51:16What's up, you?
00:51:16Oh, my God.
00:51:17Lisa?
00:51:18Hi.
00:51:19My goodness.
00:51:21Are you waiting on somebody?
00:51:23No, I'm just eating alone.
00:51:25Oh, my God.
00:51:26Wow.
00:51:27Will you go grab Greg and tell him that Annie's here, okay?
00:51:30You can sit right away.
00:51:31I'll be right with you guys, okay?
00:51:32I'm so good serious.
00:51:35Gosh, I love the dress.
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:41Yeah, you've got tons of food here.
00:51:43Do you mind if I have a bite?
00:51:45I can feel my blood sugar.
00:51:46I don't think you're going to finish all of this, right?
00:51:48No, I'm going to finish lunch.
00:51:49Please eat it, Paul.
00:51:51A new glass of wine.
00:51:53How do we?
00:51:54Long day, long day.
00:51:56Mmm.
00:51:57Mmm.
00:51:58God.
00:51:59Mmm.
00:52:00So, I've been meaning to ask you that you've been acting a little bit funky ever since you
00:52:04got back from that business trip with Alex.
00:52:06Are you going to tell me what's up?
00:52:08Is he making you work overtime?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:11God.
00:52:12God, I knew it.
00:52:13Really?
00:52:13Oh, God.
00:52:14I mean, you said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe yet.
00:52:18But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:52:23You said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe yet.
00:52:26Seriously, Lisa?
00:52:27But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:52:29Did I say that?
00:52:30You don't remember?
00:52:31I mean, you said he was, like, petty and self-obsessed and, like, there was no way he was
00:52:35ever going to be a girlfriend.
00:52:37Stop, stop, please stop.
00:52:38Oh, my purse.
00:52:40Oh, let me get it.
00:52:45There you go.
00:52:46Thanks.
00:52:47Well, this was delicious, thank you.
00:52:49Uh, nope.
00:52:50Yeah, they're seating us.
00:52:51All right.
00:52:52See you later.
00:52:52Thank you for this.
00:52:54Thank you for this.
00:53:07Everyone, I have an amazing announcement to make.
00:53:10Come on, over.
00:53:11Now, we need to congratulate Lisa, because she won first place in the Paris International
00:53:18Designers Award.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:21Congratulations.
00:53:23You totally knocked it out of the park, and I would love to see them try and make it.
00:53:27My life has surely changed since I met Alex.
00:53:33Lisa, I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek.
00:53:38I'd like to officially ask you, would you be my girlfriend?
00:53:44Are you sure about that, Alex?
00:53:49If you accept my humble request.
00:53:51I think you still owe me something.
00:53:53What do I owe you?
00:53:58Yeah!
00:54:11Sam, I feel like I really screwed this one up.
00:54:15I feel like he's never going to talk to me again.
00:54:18What am I doing wrong?
00:54:29Sam.
00:54:34You're not trying to hide from me, are you?
00:54:37No.
00:54:39Good.
00:54:46I'm free.
00:54:50It's been an hour since we've had lunch.
00:54:52Why hasn't she texted?
00:54:54Was her phone broken?
00:54:56Boss, just relax, alright?
00:54:57She's going to give you a call.
00:54:59Jesus.
00:55:00I do have some good news, though.
00:55:02The governor was so happy with you after the meeting.
00:55:04That he is completely convinced that B&G is going to play a pivotal role in Washington's
00:55:11industrial development.
00:55:13Especially after he saw Lisa's award-winning designs.
00:55:16He was just very impressed.
00:55:18Just as I suspected, he's rejecting the bill.
00:55:24Mr. Gray is officially out of the picture.
00:55:28Well, I guess we have Lisa to thank.
00:55:31Yeah.
00:55:32And maybe it's a good gesture to bring Lisa out to dinner.
00:55:41Well, I would like to welcome Lisa into our home.
00:55:45And the shiitake mushrooms were flown in, especially from Japan, for our special guest.
00:55:52Lisa, welcome to our home.
00:55:56Forgive me.
00:55:57I just have to say, we've been talking about marriage.
00:56:01What's it going to be?
00:56:04Um, well, I think we were thinking of waiting.
00:56:07No, I think we're actually ready.
00:56:11No, honey.
00:56:12You're thinking of waiting.
00:56:14No, I think I'm ready, at least.
00:56:18Which isn't going to be.
00:56:23I have something very important to talk to you about with Alex, Lisa.
00:56:30Alex suffered a severe trauma as a child, and he developed PTSD and claustrophobia as a result.
00:56:39I won't spare you any of the details.
00:56:42He was six years old, and his parents were out shopping, and Alex decided to play hide-and-seek.
00:56:49To make them find him when they returned.
00:56:52And he waited, and waited, and waited.
00:56:56The most horrible of fates happened.
00:56:59They died in a car accident.
00:57:05They died in a car accident.
00:57:08No!
00:57:09Calm down, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:57:11Hey, oh my god, stop that, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:57:13Hey, you can overcome your fears.
00:57:15Stop.
00:57:16Stop.
00:57:16And Alex was in that closet the next day when I found him.
00:57:21He had gone into shock, and he was dehydrated, and we had to rush him to the hospital.
00:57:27When he regained consciousness, I had to explain to him what had happened to his parents.
00:57:34And he never became willing to talk about his feelings.
00:57:37I'm afraid that at some point in time in the future, he may exhibit these symptoms again.
00:57:44I hope that you could cope with that if it were to happen.
00:57:48Yes, Mr. Rohn.
00:57:50I will always take care of him.
00:57:55Hey, I couldn't sleep.
00:57:57I'm outside.
00:57:58Can you meet me?
00:58:00Coming.
00:58:02Coming.
00:58:05Grab the phone.
00:58:06I'm in the fucking bed.
00:58:07Don't let go of me!
00:58:09What the hell?
00:58:23I'll give you anything you want.
00:58:39I'll give you anything you want.
00:58:53Where's my mommy and daddy?
00:58:55They forget about me.
00:58:57Please, Cooper.
00:58:59Hey, bud.
00:59:01Oh, Alex, come on, buddy.
00:59:02Don't be afraid.
00:59:04Look, you have to conquer your fear.
00:59:06Lisa's your true love, my friend.
00:59:08You can overcome your fears.
00:59:10With her?
00:59:12You no longer feel afraid or desperate or in solitude, so get out there, buddy.
00:59:17Come on, buddy.
00:59:19Go.
00:59:20She needs you.
00:59:28Shut the fuck up, boys.
00:59:29I'm gonna fucking kill you.
00:59:32This fucking guy made it in me.
00:59:33Motherfucker.
00:59:46Lisa.
00:59:48You okay?
00:59:51You got hit.
00:59:52Are you okay?
00:59:54Come on.
01:00:05Are you okay?
01:00:06Okay.
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:17My love.
01:00:19Hello, Mr. Brown.
01:00:20Do me a favor.
01:00:22No overtime tonight.
01:00:24We have new products going out in ten days.
01:00:26I have to look over the spots.
01:00:27My love, my love, my love.
01:00:29I haven't seen you at home in ten days.
01:00:31You should always get an out.
01:00:32We're in the office.
01:00:33Yeah, but no person or place could ever diminish the intensity of my love I have.
01:00:41We're coming home.
01:00:44Yeah, that's cute.
01:00:47Aw.
01:00:48We're coming home.
01:00:48We're coming home.
01:00:51We're coming home.
01:00:51We're coming home.
01:00:52We're coming home.
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