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00:06Thank you for listening.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no. I...
02:06Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:31Who-who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I-I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your-your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20
05:58when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation,
06:03all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the club
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21I'm picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:27Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls I'm rich
06:36Oh shit
06:37Oh shit
06:38Oh shit
06:40What do you think?
06:42What do you think?
07:09I don't have toisha
07:09hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late I have a new idea for a
07:15shortcut oh oh you've your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not
07:27happening this year what budget cuts don't even get me started
07:32we're three weeks into the semester how how can no no they can't no we'll get
07:37you an appointment with the financial aid office they can help they're just gonna
07:41give me another work-study job I can barely do all my school work as it is oh
07:47my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need air to
07:51process and live yeah I also need money is there another scholarship I could apply
07:57for another classical composition scholarship well I could switch
08:04concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much stronger composer
08:08than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz I could I could
08:13write jazz even less money right what do I do let's chat again on Monday after
08:20you've had a few days to sit with this hey Hannah we're gonna get through it okay
08:30I could write pop first place comes with a scholarship right right but you just said that
08:36I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago and I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in
08:42your music theory class freshman year I mean your word outstanding it's true not many people can write
08:47so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah I can
08:54totally pop how hard can it be really famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty
09:00steep no I can do this I will do this okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:26Dean where you at Dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest shower
09:35still at least the door shut this time Logan drains clogged again no shit finish your fucking shower I'll
09:44come fix it Dean come help with the kegs told you I'll be right down yeah but when you want
09:56me to come
09:56down naked Tucker cuz I'll do it it sure will never mind forget I have baby girl will help where
10:06the fuck is
10:07Garrett guys hey
10:18hey
10:20Hey.
10:20Hey.
10:21Hey.
10:23Hey.
10:23Go, Jerry.
10:25What's up, brother?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27See you, man.
10:28Hey.
10:31Hey.
10:31Come in.
10:33Do you mean?
10:41Smells good, Chuck.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude. It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me. What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot. What's the next time a drain gets
11:05clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain. Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making?
11:15It's a house party. We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables. Dippables.
11:23Okay. Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm gonna make all my food, but I... Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:39Here we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07My before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about...
12:13non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:18I am so in you, I can barely be.
12:34All I wanna do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough to across the line.
12:45It's my name against a plague, oh.
12:47So for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know. I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a girl girl.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly. You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him? He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know. Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a black party tomorrow, including Justin probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Shawn's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it and we could have all of the money in the
15:18world,
15:19but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:22In case somebody else, when we're in the house,
15:26who don't have to do with them the same,
15:29I don't have any money, I don't have any money,
15:31I don't have any money,
15:32I don't know what we will.
15:35I change my hair, you change your clothes,
15:38my cheeks have tattoos if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised,
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:47Not just a body, somebody, would a body,
15:51somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body,
15:55somebody would a body,
15:57want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body,
16:02somebody,
16:02not just a body,
16:03somebody,
16:04I don't know if I was by...
16:06I don't know if I was by the camera.
16:12You don't have any money,
16:13It's like I'mma miss a thing.
16:13I might take you by surprise,
16:15My box of shorts are super driving
16:18I change my hair, you change your clothes
16:21My cheap tattoos, they feel like home
16:24People talk, but I don't care
16:28So then you're all your thing is through my head
16:31People talk, I know they do
16:34Let's let them talk about me
16:39Not a body, not a body
16:42You're somebody to me
16:44You're somebody to me
16:48You're somebody to me
16:50You're somebody to me
17:04I've missed you
17:13I've been busy at practice
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment
17:18I just missed you
17:27Did you miss me?
17:30Um
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this
17:36No
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett
17:50Okay, they still have lives
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins
17:55So you're special
17:56What? That's not
17:58No, I was just made captain
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game
18:02How I play, how I behave
18:04I can't lose focus
18:06So, like I said before
18:08All I can offer is casual
18:09Yeah, well
18:10I don't want that anymore
18:12Okay, I
18:14I want to be your girlfriend
18:16Why?
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you
18:35Either
18:36So maybe
18:38You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL
18:41Or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be
18:45But, um, either way
18:48You deserve better
18:51Fuck you, Garrett
18:59Yeah, fuck me
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith
19:17A lot of stock
19:18In Garrett Graham
19:20He has the ability
19:21And the potential
19:22To be a generational player
19:23Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player
19:26Who has that tenacity
19:27But I'm betting
19:28That Garrett Graham
19:29Proves me right
19:30If you
19:31You got a lady
19:32And you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps nagging at you
19:40Not any day
19:41I'm gonna try and let the sack
19:44For a fee
19:46I'm happy to be
19:48You're a bad dog man
19:50Come on
19:51Hey, baby
19:52Dirty teeth
19:53Dirty teeth
19:55Dirty teeth
19:57Dirty teeth
19:59Dirty teeth
20:01Dirty teeth
20:02Dirty teeth
20:02Oh, I take it back
20:04Dirty teeth
20:06Dirty teeth
20:08Dirty teeth
20:10Dirty teeth
20:10Dirty teeth
20:10Move, move, move, move, come on, come on
20:14Dirty teeth
20:16Dirty teeth
20:16Dirty teeth
20:17Dirty teeth
20:19Dirty teeth
20:19Come on
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I am a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:00All right.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase and I can't afford my tuition next
23:59semester?
23:59You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:40Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open that balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39I know, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:44Oh, yeah, you like it.
25:45You're not nice.
25:46I'm not really.
25:46I'm here, too.
25:50Uh, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not, like, a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18It's a uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it, like, a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like, the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23It's a tutor, me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:49Well, sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Ah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
29:56I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the waves.
30:00Please welcome your very own.
30:04Kyra!
30:07Kyra!
30:09Kyra!
30:13Kyra!
30:20Kyra!
30:22Kyra!
30:22Kyra!
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table a thousand of plates.
30:45How are you going to tell me this isn't a game?
30:46Down the street from the Dizel estate.
30:48Right around the corner from the big place.
30:50My baby face around me.
30:53No, money ain't everything fucking we steal.
30:56Derek Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro.
31:08Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:44I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:17I don't know.
32:17I don't know.
32:33I don't know.
32:36I don't know.
32:44Let's go.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
33:37Hey, Garrett!
33:41Hey, Garrett!
34:19Hey, Garrett!
34:22Hey, Garrett!
34:42Hey, Garrett!
34:56Hey, Garrett!
34:58Hey, Garrett!
34:58Hey, Garrett!
34:59Hey, Garrett!
35:07Hey, Garrett!
35:19I was that, oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, and the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold sore, but as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
35:43It's the way I'm a bitch
35:45Here we go, here we go, pitch up
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, and the bitch is back
36:16Stone cold sore, but as a matter of fact
36:19I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way I move
36:25It's the way I move
36:29Hey, hey, yeah, hey
36:35Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:40Hey, bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:47Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch is back
36:53It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:00Good call, good call, good call
37:07I'll try somewhere
37:10Good call, good call, close your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this. You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day, and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever. Hi. I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out. It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55I don't... What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there, and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole, and he's there alone,
38:02which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit. You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:16Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine. Okay, I'll do your makeup, too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:47Oh, yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over.
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:04Just stop thinking this.
39:07No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage!
39:13Move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:15Hannah's fun in high school?
39:16I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:26Oh, yeah, we can.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The waitress from the lawns, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yet you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh, thanks.
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:41Cheers, boys.
40:56Cheers.
40:56Cheers.
40:57Cheers.
41:04Cheers.
41:05I don't wanna live about it
41:08Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
41:12I don't wanna live about it
41:16Thanks for listening!
41:20Go! Go!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:35Closing the lobby waiting for me
41:39I'll list the night that I can
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess
41:48Let's get away
41:49Never okay
41:51You need to see my hands
41:54And the boy plays
41:56All my life
41:58Hey, what?
42:00It's just a pull-up
42:02And the girl in my head
42:05I won't
42:09I won't let me
42:11I won't let me
42:12I won't let me
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not
42:21Don't worry
42:21We'll be watching
42:22Perfect!
42:23Okay, give me your coat
42:25Okay
42:28You got it, go
42:29You got it, go
42:35Yeah
42:36Fuck!
42:50Yeah!
42:51One, two, three!
42:52Got it!
42:53Yeah!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh
42:59Um
43:00Uh
43:01Uh
43:01The grand
43:02Um
43:03Stupid cheers
43:05Okay
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:10I'm a musician too
43:11Writer, not performer
43:14You're sick, yeah
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:16Uh
43:17Classical, mostly
43:19Yeah, classical
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles too
43:23Like
43:24Pop
43:25Folk
43:26R&B
43:27Uh
43:28Rock
43:28Electronic
43:29Uh
43:30But mostly pop though
43:32And
43:32Wellsie
43:33Classical
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket
43:38You never do
43:38Here
43:39Oh
43:41No!
43:41No, no, no, no
43:42What?
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm a
43:47I know you are, man
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today
43:49Yeah, thanks man
43:51No worries
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh
43:54Yeah, my, uh
43:55My dad played
43:56You know, nothing like
43:57Phil Graham
43:58But, uh
43:59Yeah, we'd watch together
44:03You're, uh
44:04Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah
44:06Yeah
44:07Anna Wells
44:11Right
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you
44:14Yeah
44:14Officially
44:15Yeah
44:16Oh
44:17Oh
44:18Okay
44:19I'll play it, I'll play it
44:20I'll play it
44:20I'll play it, I'll play it
44:21See you around
44:21Sweet
44:22Yeah
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it
44:29And you're welcome
44:31For
44:31Or
44:31Now Jacob knows who you are
44:33Justin
44:34Whatever
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has
44:39Especially
44:40When that someone is a Briar U athlete
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram
45:20You, uh
45:22You sort of disappear
45:25When you play
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way
45:29I mean, uh
45:31You love it
45:32I can tell
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know
45:41It's just something
45:44I've always done
45:46To impress my dad
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him
45:53Not really
45:57What about your mom?
46:01She, um
46:04Uh
46:05She died
46:07A while back
46:09Cancer
46:11Oh
46:13Look
46:17I don't believe in favors
46:19Or shortcuts
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade
46:23I want to earn it
46:25And
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can help me do that
46:31So what? I
46:32I help you study for the midterm
46:34And you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that
46:42You'd still have to pay me
46:44Obviously
46:55Seriously?
46:56Don't forget
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham
47:01This is my dance space
47:02This is your dance space
47:03I don't go into yours, you don't come into mine
47:05You've seen Dirty Dancing
47:07It was my mom's favorite movie
47:12Still a dated reference though
47:15Asshole
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect
47:18You're not interested in me
47:20And I'm not interested in a relationship
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional
47:29So?
47:37Deal?
47:54For this plan to work, we have to sell it
47:59We're gonna be fake dating
48:01There needs to be real kissing
48:02Whoa, easy!
48:03I just met you
48:04What are we gonna do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No
48:15He's looking now
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up
48:24You can't blush
48:25Whenever I come near you
48:26Get over yourself
48:27I don't blush
48:28Oh yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing
48:33Not bad
48:38Me and you in the Bruins
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh my god
48:46Justin's here
48:47Be cool
48:48You're with me
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect
48:55Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02She's not my girlfriend
49:03But you clearly want her to be
49:10You're not taking us this seriously
49:12Watch the player, not the punk
49:14What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me
49:18Trust me
49:44If I had the chance
49:46I asked the world to dance
49:47I am dancing with myself
49:50Oh oh
49:51Dancing with myself
49:54Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
50:00I am dancing with myself
50:02Oh oh oh
50:14I looked all over the world
50:18I looked all over the world
50:19And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:45If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
51:23Oh, no!
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