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My Lazy Ex-husband is the Supreme Mage 2.0 Hidden God, Fantasy Revenge, Secret Identity ASM
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00:11I'm ordering
00:20Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:27They are back
00:28Protect the king
00:30Stay ready
00:30Protect everyone
00:31No one falls
00:44We'll handle this
00:56Seal?
00:57What's seal?
00:57Go back
01:15Master Caroline, what's that?
01:18That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:20The wood barrier won't hold
01:22Get the Trinity Enchantment
01:24Now!
01:24Look, they're pulling back
01:31No, that's Diablo's double
01:42Lumina, Farada, let's seal him now
01:45Three as one, sacred seal, find the demon
01:55Caroline
01:56Caroline
01:58Don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar
02:17Master Caroline, the king has staked Elmia's fate on you three
02:21If you fail, the kingdom falls tonight
02:25Just an avatar
02:26Just an avatar
02:27And we still can't stop it
02:28Then tell me there's another way
02:30There is
02:32We bring back the Oracle
02:35He's Eldoria's last hope
02:38Where is he?
02:40Oi!
02:40You come back to the
02:43And we can't die
02:43Soon
02:47So
02:48This is
02:50And we can't let you know
03:04We can't do it
03:05We can't do it
03:06We can't do it
03:10We can't
03:14Go fuck him.
03:25This presence... impossible.
03:29Could it be... the Oracle Mentor?
03:38It seems the Mentor has stepped in.
03:40Let's go back and heal our wounds.
03:58The legendary spirit Raven?
04:01To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning.
04:05Such divine power.
04:07This is no ordinary mage.
04:08The kingdom is saved!
04:11Quickly, after them!
04:25Screw off!
04:32Wait.
04:37A black panther?
04:39A unicorn?
04:40A divine crow?
04:41And a sacred fruit that can heal all wounds?
04:44Could he be?
04:46Hey, what's this look for?
04:48Did you spot something?
05:00Lord Alistair!
05:01Are you well?
05:02You lowlife!
05:03What curse have you cast?
05:04Shut up!
05:07I am Alistair Ashford.
05:09I am Alistair Ashford.
05:09It is my honor to meet you, Master.
05:12Ashford?
05:13Are you Caroline's apprentice?
05:15Yes.
05:16Hence I bear her name.
05:18Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest.
05:20Have a taste.
05:20Your formation is arranged the same way as my teacher's.
05:24Oh.
05:24You did teach Caroline a few tricks.
05:27You are...
05:28A mentor!
05:29Have a taste.
05:31This...
05:31This is the fruit of the gods!
05:33It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
05:37Did Caroline send you to find me?
05:39How did she know I was here?
05:41No.
05:41His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons.
05:44I passed by by chance.
05:46Mentor, please come with me to the royal city.
05:49A spring banquet invitation?
05:50I'm not interested.
05:51Please.
05:52I beg you.
06:00Pan!
06:01How dare you disrespect the Duke!
06:03Stop, Knight Elwyn!
06:05Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
06:09My lord.
06:10I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city.
06:14Please don't let Trash like Cairn waste your time.
06:16Trash?
06:17Do you know him?
06:21Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
06:27Cairn!
06:28Drop that straw at once!
06:31Drop that straw at once?
06:43The End
06:44My lord Duke, are you well?
06:45This countryside is dusty.
06:47Let's not soil your fine boots.
06:48Please, take a seat.
06:50Do as he says and sit.
06:52Yes, right away.
06:57Cairn!
06:58Show some respect.
06:59A duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
07:05How dare they display such rotten fruit meant for pigs!
07:08Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
07:12Stop!
07:13I just love eating these.
07:19Sir, you really care so much about the people.
07:28Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked.
07:31We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
07:34Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse,
07:37we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with us.
07:41No time, I ain't going.
07:43Don't push it.
07:44The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
07:47Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
07:50I have passed the level seven mage exam.
07:53Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
07:55Only seven?
07:56You still need to try harder.
08:02Elevan, I'm ahead.
08:03Get stoned to the city.
08:04No excuses.
08:15Cairn!
08:16Coming or not?
08:20Not a chance.
08:26He won't listen?
08:27Tie him up to Royal City, now!
08:29Yes, sir!
08:31Sir, we're just doing our duty.
08:33We hope you'd be-
08:40This urgent?
08:41Guess I gotta go myself.
08:53Hey, mate.
08:55What's this barrier checking for?
09:01Disgusting peasant!
09:02This barrier checks magic and wealth!
09:04You're nothing but dirt!
09:06Stay back, or the statues will crush you!
09:09I'm here to congratulate my ex-wife on becoming High Knight.
09:13If I don't show up, she'll tear my house down.
09:18Ex-wife?
09:20High Knight Elwyn?
09:23If you're her husband, I'll eat this damn wall!
09:27Get back to your pig pet!
09:29The entry tax is 100 gold!
09:32You'll never scrape that up!
09:34Not in a lifetime!
09:36Not in a lifetime!
09:54My money!
09:55Catch it!
09:58My gold!
09:59My gold!
10:05Halt!
10:06Pay your gold here, and show your papers!
10:09I've got no deposit, no papers either.
10:18That rusty racket's still just as awful.
10:24What's going on here?
10:26Sir!
10:27This peasant's got no gold!
10:28No papers either!
10:36This...
10:37Will it do?
10:46Royal letter?
10:48The barrier of this letter may command all nobles in the capital,
10:51mobilize the army,
10:52access the royal treasury.
10:54Valid.
10:54Valid for 100 years.
10:57Solon I.
11:00How is this possible?
11:01Captain Solon IV's been dead for years!
11:03This letter's full of holes!
11:05Idiot!
11:06This is the late king's edict.
11:07Only one man's ever had this power since the kingdom began.
11:10Could he be?
11:18Tch.
11:19Just doodled this years ago.
11:22And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
11:24Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
11:27Step back!
11:28Commoner!
11:29Lay a hand on the holy pillar again, and I'll chop off both your hands!
11:32Ooooooh!
11:35Ooooooh!
11:38Vettentes Ely!
11:39Are arctic ice wolves pulling her carriage?
11:42Truly a level six ice make!
11:44Ooooooh!
11:46Ooooooh!
11:48Ooooooh!
11:52Ooooooh!
11:53Ooooooh!
11:54Ooooooh!
11:55Ooooooh!
11:56Ooooooh!
12:00Ooooooh!
12:01Ooooooh!
12:01Are as beautiful as ever Miss Ellie!
12:04What's that revolting stench here?
12:06Bards!
12:06Throw this fleaed out!
12:07I came at Alistar's invitation,
12:09And to meet my noble ex-wife.
12:12Look,
12:13She's here!
12:14Ex wife!
12:15Him?!
12:16The high knight of the empire?!
12:18This beggar's completely insane!
12:20Are you?
12:21How dare you set foot in the Sanctuary.
12:23Any meig here could turn you to ash!
12:25With one breath!
12:26Get back to your shelter!
12:27I'm not leaving.
12:28I have an invitation.
12:31You forged this invite
12:32Rot in the dungeon
12:35My fire magic
12:36Gone, devoured
12:37How dare you
12:38Using dark magic to mock the Vectrept
12:44Enough
12:45You have an invite
12:47Then follow the rules
12:48Step through the judgment porch
12:51Live or die
12:52You take the risk
12:53This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage
12:56Karen, you can still back out
12:57Before it's too late
13:10Impossible
13:11He has no magic error
13:12None at all
13:13Seize him
13:14Uncover his dark magic
13:15Last chance to save you
13:17Confess
13:17And I'll let you walk free
13:19Just a servant's invite
13:21Farmer
13:22This is your limit
13:24Step closer
13:25Blast for me
13:28A duke's invite won't do
13:30How about this
13:33This strange power
13:34Who gave you that scroll?
13:39This isn't an invitation
13:42It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll
13:43Only three exist in the world
13:46Who
13:47Exactly are you?
13:54The Grandmaster's Scroll
13:55Where did you get it?
13:57Cairn
13:57Don't you know hiding the Grandmaster's Relic is a felony?
14:00Beg the Earl's mercy
14:01Say you found it
14:02Found it?
14:03I've got dozens of these at home
14:05Old man, can I go in now?
14:08Attendance
14:09Escort this gentleman in at once
14:12Elevan, come with me
14:22Elevan
14:22Tell me the truth
14:25Who exactly is Cairn?
14:27He's just a peasant from the countryside
14:29No magic, no way he has the Grandmaster's Scroll
14:32My lord
14:33Shall I throw him out of the temple?
14:35No, Elevan
14:35Your ex-husband is no ordinary man
14:38You ought to be grateful
14:39Not spouting nonsense here
14:40Understand?
14:40I'd be grateful to him
14:43Enough
14:43Go keep him company
14:45Later
14:46Find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
14:49Introduce you?
14:49He's just a-
14:50Elaine
14:50Is this how you treat a guest?
14:53Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
14:55No
14:55My lord
15:01Find out
15:01Where did this scroll come from?
15:20Did the high night order cut pay?
15:22Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
15:25Lady Ellie
15:25When has a bumplin like his ever seen such delicacies?
15:29Don't throw out the leftovers
15:30Pack them for Mr. Cairn
15:31It'll feed him all winter in his hub
15:36Cairn
15:36Stop eating
15:37Every second you're here
15:38You're ruining my reputation
15:40Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it?
15:41This turkey's good
15:42Bit undercooked, though
15:43Wanna bite?
15:43You!
15:50Lady Liliana
15:51This little mage
15:52Looks mighty familiar
16:02Is that Countess Liliana?
16:04I'd die just for one look from her
16:06Wipe that drool off your face
16:08She's the Gilbert's only disciple
16:10You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air
16:20So, you like Liliana
16:33Shut up, you peasant
16:34That's the Countess
16:36How dare you speak her name?
16:39Cairn
16:39Stop this madness
16:41She's a level 8 mage
16:42Knighted by the king himself
16:44Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee
16:47Right
16:47I remember her now
16:48All these years and only level 8
16:50Her talent is mediocre at best
16:54Level 8 is mediocre?
16:56You're a magicless loser
16:57How dare you?
17:00Even as a high knight
17:01I have to bow to her
17:03Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy
17:06Even Kamis feels unworthy
17:07Who do you think you are?
17:09Listen closely, farmer
17:14A sage's disciple is royalty
17:17Even Count Dexter bows to her
17:19Being in her presence
17:20Is the greatest honor of your pathetic life
17:23No
17:24You've got it all wrong
17:25I'm the one doing her an honor
17:27By showing up
17:30I'll teach you the price
17:32Of insulting a noble
17:35No
17:44Could it be
17:45Lady Liliana?
17:50Lilz
17:50Look at me
17:55Your presence honors this feast
17:57Lady Liliana
17:58Lord Dexter hosting the spring feast
18:00Eases the king's burden tremendously
18:02Lylee
18:04Cairn, are you fever-y?
18:05The nonsense you've sprouted today
18:06Beats the last ten years combined
18:08He's been stuck in the sticks
18:09Way too long
18:10Gone plain crazy
18:11If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened
18:13He'd be beheaded by now
18:15Relax
18:15I'm just gonna go say hi to Lilz
18:18Wait here
18:18Alone?
18:19And Lilz?
18:20Are you insane?
18:22Don't you realize every word you say
18:23Drags me closer to the gallows?
18:27Lilz
18:28Lilz
18:28Hey
18:31Over here
18:33Is that slob insane?
18:35Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
18:37He's swaggering just cause his ex-wife's the high knight
18:40Total lack of decency
18:41Knight Paramount so promising
18:43How's she married to someone like him?
18:45With an ex-husband like that
18:47She'll be dragged down sooner or later
18:50Stop!
19:01Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
19:03Word is
19:03He crossed paths with Duke Alistair
19:06What a farce
19:08The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair
19:15Now
19:18Throw him out
19:25My lady
19:26This peasant knows nothing of decorum
19:28I'll remove him at once
19:34Mr. Kane
19:35It really is you
19:43Look at the little crybaby all grown up
19:46You've even learned how to put on airs
19:49Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana?
19:55Just here for the show
19:57Oh
19:58There's someone you should meet
19:59My ex-wife
20:01Elwhan
20:06So it's you
20:07I thank you for the care you showed my mentor
20:10Liliana, listen
20:11This is not what you think
20:12I...
20:13Look at you
20:15Where's that supreme knight pride?
20:17Cat got your tongue?
20:18Come little Lylee
20:19Let's talk in private
20:23What the hell is this?
20:25How does he know Lady Liliana?
20:27I want answers too
20:32Master, I know her
20:34The high knight is a legend
20:37So
20:38What's your take on her?
20:40Impressive
20:40Level 6 mage ed
20:42Supreme knight
20:43He has a bright future ahead
20:45I meant
20:46As a woman
20:48Is she wife material?
20:50Does she have the...
20:51She's striking
20:51But her arrogance is
20:54Unbearable
20:56But I trust your judgment
20:57Perfect
20:58Help me win my ex-wife back
21:04Sorry
21:04That's her
21:06She won't
21:14How?
21:15Why would she do this?
21:17For a mere farmer?
21:24Mentor, just tell me
21:25What do you need me to do?
21:27Just sing my praises a little
21:28Tell her about my good qualities
21:30I'll take care of the rest
21:32Elowen, darling
21:33Little Lylee here
21:34She would love to have a word with you
21:40I'll let you two ladies chat
21:42There are some fine wines in the foitware
21:44I'll get some
21:56Lord
21:57Is there something you needed?
21:59Elowen, please
22:00It's just us here
22:02I just wanted to say
22:03Mr. Stone is a great deal more
22:06Than what you see on the surface
22:07My lady
22:08He's pulled the wool over your eyes
22:10I once held out hope for him myself
22:11Even married him
22:12But he'd sooner tend his pigs in potato patch
22:15Than use his true talent
22:16Perhaps
22:17What he's been guarding isn't potatoes
22:20But all of us
22:21The entire kingdom
22:22Entire kingdom?
22:23You cannot be serious
22:24He's just a deadbeat
22:26I take my eyes off him
22:27For one second
22:28He finds a new way
22:29To embarrass me
22:30No, Elowen
22:31Listen to me
22:31You'll find that Mr. Stone
22:33Is truly a remarkable
22:36Caring
22:42The inscriptions are wrong
22:43No wonder something's felt off here
22:51Cian
22:52Get back
22:53Have you lost your mind?
22:58Elowen
22:59Put a leash on your stupid mongrel
23:00How dare he disrespect the founding emperor's effigy
23:03He broke the sacred inscription
23:05It's over
23:06The gods are going to punish us
23:08Broke what?
23:09I just fixed it for you
23:09Don't mention it
23:13We're doomed
23:14This time he's not just being stupid
23:16He might get us all killed
23:18Mr. Stone was right after all
23:20This inscription array should have been repaired long ago
23:23It was Lord Silamus who stepped just in time
23:25And kept the formation intact
23:28Lady Liliana
23:29You have my word
23:30I'll take good care of Mr. Stone
23:33Kid
23:34I like you
23:36Mr. Stone, if I may
23:37Anyone who can stay on Lady Liliana's mind like that
23:40Just who are you, really?
23:42Oh, you could say I'm her mentor
23:44Mentor?
23:45I get now
23:46Oh, you get it, do you?
23:48Keep it down just between us
23:49Keep what down?
23:50Lady Liliana's an orphan
23:51She grew up in a small village
23:52You're the one who taught her to read and feed her, aren't you?
23:55Well, if you want to look at it that way
23:57I suppose you're not wrong
23:59You're nothing but a washed up teacher who got incredibly lucky
24:03Now get out of my sight
24:04What a complete waste of my time
24:08The bumpkin
24:11That's the one, the bumpkin
24:12Throw him out
24:13Haven't you wasted enough of our food and drink?
24:16Go, get the hell out of here
24:17Or we'll do it for you
24:18Going
24:20Where, exactly?
24:24Going
24:25Where, exactly?
24:26Out of the Sanctum, where else?
24:28Out of respect for Commander Elevin
24:29I'm giving you the chance to walk out on your own
24:33Trust me
24:34You don't want to be carried
24:39Carried out, I was invited here
24:44You mean this scroll you stole?
24:47Stole?
24:48I wrote over a hundred of these things myself back in the day
24:51Still lying?
24:52Fine
24:52I'll let the mentor scroll be your judge
24:55You filthy shit
25:14I'll let the mentor scroll be your judge, you filthy shit
25:15Mentor?
25:32Mentor? Is that really you?
26:03That resonance! I knew it! That's Mentor!
26:20That's the oracle Mentor's power! He's summoning us! Get my horse! Now! I'm going to the Sanctum! Move!
26:35You filth! What evil trick was that?
26:39Was that... elemental collapse? Don't tell me this peggant has been hiding his true power for the whole time!
26:45My apologies, everyone. I went a little heavier than intended. Didn't mean to give anyone a fright.
26:51Son of a bitch! I'll have your head!
26:56How dare you!
27:00So it was Liliana striking from the shadows all along. Who could have imagined her magic would be this overwhelming?
27:05Cairn! What have you done? Meddling with the Mentor's scrolls could get us all killed!
27:09Honey, I really didn't...
27:10Wait! Elwyn, he's...
27:12My lord! The man can't even cast a basic formation! There is no way he has the ability to use
27:17dark magic!
27:18Lady Liliana, please quell your anger. Might I ask what exactly this guard did to offend your guests?
27:23Were it not for the occasion, I assure you he would not be walking out of here.
27:28You idiot! Apologize!
27:29But my lord, you were the one who told me to...
27:31I said enough! My orders were to invite Mr. Cannes Stone to the auction. Who told you to put your
27:35hands on him?
27:36Auction? That's right. The Diablo Legion's invasion is imminent.
27:40All those attending the banquet must donate treasures for auction to serve as military funds.
27:44That's right! I donated a log sword and sung in Rongristol. What about you?
27:48Mr. Stone, as Lady Liliana's honored guest, you're not going to enjoy this charming banquet without bringing anything, are you?
27:54A treasure auction? Your folk really have some weird tricks.
27:59Cairn! Shut up!
28:00This isn't some stupid market that you go to. Everyone has to present a treasure engraved with a magic signal.
28:05You came here with nothing. Do you want to be punished in front of everyone?
28:08A treasure? We can barely keep the mice fed back home. Where would I get something like that?
28:14Every coin from tonight's auction goes straight to the army!
28:17Your behavior now isn't just embarrassing, it's an insult to the crown!
28:21So loyalty is measured in gold now? By that logic, every one of these spoiled lords is a more devoted
28:26patriot than you'll ever be.
28:27I am begging you! I spent three years clawing my way up to this rank.
28:31You have no idea how many people in this room are just waiting for me to crash!
28:36Just go, for my sake, if nothing else.
28:41Look, take my sword. That's your donation.
28:43But this is the token of our bond, the gift I gave you on the day you became my wife.
28:47You will donate it now. Then leave.
28:50No! I refuse.
28:52Commander Elevyan, no need for the scene.
28:55If your ex-husband wishes to participate, we welcome any contribution, however modest.
29:08Here, take this flower to the auction. I promise you it'll go for the price of ten cities.
29:15Cairn! A dead flower? You're trying to pass off a dead flower?
29:20Do you have any idea how much worse you're making this?
29:25Wait, is that the blessing of eternal life? A single petal from that flower can cure any illness, even reverse
29:31total mana collapse, and she just ground it into the floor?
29:34Do everyone a favor and see yourself out. You're bringing the whole room down, and Lady Liliander with it.
29:40My lords, I deeply apologize. He has a... condition. I'm taking him out right now.
29:48What condition? I feel fantastic.
29:53The body's in great shape. Too bad about the brain.
29:56Oh, let it go. We can give Aline that much, at least. Think of it as a learning experience for
30:01men.
30:02Enough! If he insists on staying, then sit down, all of you.
30:15Lord Alistair! Your arrival is an absolute blessing upon the Sanctum, my lord.
30:19My lord, the auction is about to begin. The other guests will be absolutely thrilled to see you.
30:27No, absolutely not. I cannot let the Oracle Mentor see me looking like this.
30:31My lord? Find me a room. Immediately. I need to wash up and change. Go!
30:42Look, that's the Supreme Knight's ex-husband. Mud still clings to his feet.
30:45A peasant like him could never afford a proper treasure, not even in hundreds of years.
30:55This core's quality is off.
30:56Don't touch it!
30:59Lady Elowen, all seats are taken. You'll have to sit there at the far edge.
31:05Look! A seat custom-made for our special guests!
31:13We stand to protect our kingdom, while others only come here to freeload.
31:24Good heavens! Lady Liliana sitting in such a shabby spot!
31:30She lowers her status just to enlighten this hopeless commoner.
31:41We have special guests today, so I shall restate the rules, lest our distinguished outsider remain ignorant.
31:48Excuse me! This is not the time for snacking!
31:51Sir, please conduct yourself accordingly.
31:57Oh, that is appalling!
32:00How dare he disrespect Lady Liliana!
32:03Sorry. Couldn't help myself. It's very delicious.
32:06Sir, listen carefully.
32:08The rule of this auction.
32:10Donors and their relatives are for bidding on the original items.
32:14If no objection by the gods, the bidding begins!
32:18See you tomorrow.
32:21Bye!
32:21Bye!
32:22Bye!
32:22See you tomorrow!
32:23See you next time!
32:23Bye!
32:23Bye.
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