00:00Okay, class, take your seats. I'm going to hand your test back.
00:02How do you think you did on the test?
00:03Horrible. I feel like I messed up on half the questions.
00:05Well, I know I did well on my test. The teacher loves me.
00:09Gaiate.
00:09Greg? I'm sorry, but you got an F.
00:13He got an F on the test!
00:15This can't be right, Mr. Teacher!
00:17Greg, what are you... what?
00:19I need you to explain this. How could I have possibly gotten an F?
00:22Because you answered questions wrong.
00:24But this is impossible.
00:25I'm your favorite student. How could you fail me?
00:27Okay, first of all, you're not my favorite student.
00:29And second of all, your answers were so wrong, I don't even know how you thought of them.
00:33But I thought you'd give me an A-plus after all the times I kissed up to you.
00:36Not when you write down that the capital of the United States is USA City!
00:40Hey, that one's from Mexico. I don't know why.
00:41Teacher, as your favorite student, I hereby demand that you regrade this test.
00:45Clearly, your incompetence is showing.
00:48I really wish I could afford a therapist. What do you want, Greg?
00:51The teacher gave me an F on the test, even though I'm his favorite student. Look!
00:56You know Connecticut is a state, not a type of toothpaste, right?
00:59It's not!
00:59It's not!
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