00:00Steam Bullet Fest is June 8-15,
00:02which means I'm excited to be able to go pew pew in this trailer,
00:05even though everyone told me you absolutely should not do that.
00:08But look, it kind of works over things like this twin-stick shooter adventure.
00:12And just look at how pew pew goes over these axolotls.
00:16Okay, they're holding AKs. I see it now.
00:18And that sound effect doesn't really match as nicely to these bullet hells,
00:21where you're mastering the demon within,
00:23or hack and slash bullet hells,
00:25where you're also sword fighting and trying to kill your jailer.
00:28Can you survive a whole night of Lovecraftian nightmares?
00:31Or vampires?
00:33There are even games that have you crafting weapons and unlocking secret spells.
00:37You can play horde survivors steeped in Norse mythology,
00:40party your way with friends through the Middle Ages,
00:43and you'll even find anime side-scrollers and incremental bullet hells,
00:47like this one, where you're trying to return coffee to humanity.
00:50In this one, you get to be the final boss,
00:53just like I am for this trailer,
00:55which is why I'm gonna go ahead and say pew pew pew,
00:57and end this trailer the way it started.
01:01Pew pew pew.
01:02Perhaps I'm also ending my career,
01:05by insisting that it stays.
01:06Steam Bullet Fest, June 8th through 15th on Steam.
01:10Pew!
01:11Pew pew pew.
01:13Pew!
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