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My Five Alpha Beasts Call Me God
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00:00In this world, everyone can awaken a beast form, but when their spirit goes
00:06berserk
00:10they become monsters
00:19when their spirit power breaks the beast takes over
00:48only powerful female beast work can bring them back
00:58in this world, weakness is the ultimate sin
01:08but she was different
01:12to them
01:14she was home
01:19wait what was that a dream or a memory
01:24your f rank alice you can't soothe me your sister can so she will be my wife
01:33don't blame me sis a female who can't soothe her mate is useless
01:40ivan chose me and mom and dad approved it
01:44mom and dads said this mansion was meant to be your wedding home
01:47but even broke the bond so you don't get to stay
01:51take the key to the old house and get out
02:07my son would never bite anyone you're just a bad teacher
02:15wait wasn't i just dealing with another kid biting incident at preschool
02:20how did i end up in a beast world and as a useless f rank female
02:26system fairies extreme resentment detected the beast god care system is now activated
02:33complete care missions to earn rewards and grow stronger
02:37would you like to claim your starter pack
02:40i knew the system wouldn't leave me hanging activate it right now
02:46starter pack delivered 10 bottles of spirit milk
02:51beginner quest one welcome one new beastling within three days
02:56complete the quest to claim your rewards
02:59quest rewards include a body enhancement potion
03:02facility rewards one healing fountain and one spirit slide
03:07additional facilities one earth sandbox and one wisdom tree
03:18care missions beastlings so basically a preschool for little beasts
03:22that's right up my alley easy win
03:32fluffy paradise here i come
03:39good morning good morning alice's beast care haven is now open for enrollment
03:45hey that rabbit female's f rank spirit power is weaker than a newborn rat pup's
03:50isn't it obvious what kind of parent would be crazy enough to send their kid here
03:55in the beast world weakness really is the ultimate sin
03:59with my rock bottom f rank spirit power there's no way i'm getting a single student
04:29in this world cubs who can't shift into human form are thrown away like they're just
04:37defective looks like you're just like me
04:40a poor little thing nobody wanted how about you come with me i'll take care of you promise
04:57weird where'd my uncle go his spirit power went berserk on the battlefield and now he's back in
05:02beast form with the mind of a cub if the corrupted beasts find him first we're screwed
05:06in this world
05:12alice's beast care haven
05:28alice's beast care haven
05:30alice's beast care haven't yet fluff fixes everything
05:41hungry little guy
05:43alice's beast care haven't yet
05:51slow down little guy no one's gonna take it from you
06:04Weird, who's showing up right now?
06:06Wait, did somebody actually see my sign?
06:23I changed back.
06:54Oh my god, that face! That waist! That body! And that tail! Where did this absolute hottie come from?
07:08You! My uncle!
07:09No, I can't just tell them that. Someone sabotaged my uncle's spirit power treatment on the battlefield.
07:15That's why he went berserk and was forced back into Beast War.
07:18If word gets out that the Tiger Clan's war god is a defenseless cub...
07:22Welcome to Alice's preschool! I'm Alice, the director.
07:26My uncle's scent trail cuts off right around here. She has him.
07:33Hey!
07:35Hey!
07:36Hey! Rude much? I didn't even invite you in!
07:41Ow! What are you, made of stone?
07:51Gray, I'm only lucid for the moment.
07:54Listen. Whatever it takes, make sure I stay with this female.
08:01Uncle David...
08:02He's out of it again.
08:05No, that's impossible.
08:07Uncle's spirit beast was completely shattered.
08:10Even the Tiger Clan elders begged an SS-ranked female for help.
08:13And she said he had zero chance of recovery.
08:16Wait, did this hottie just call that tiny cub Uncle?
08:21Am I hearing things, or is he crazy?
08:25Did my nephew do anything while he was here?
08:29Oh, so he's your nephew.
08:35Well, not really...
08:37Unless chugging a bottle of milk counts?
08:42That's the legendary S-rank spirit serum.
08:45Even an SS-ranked powerhouse would take ages to condense a single drop.
08:49And she just pulled it out of thin air like it was nothing.
08:52Something wrong with the milk?
08:55No wonder Uncle David told him to find her.
08:58No wonder he told him to stay.
09:02If this female has S-ranked spirit serum and can summon it at will,
09:07then who is she?
09:11No wonder he snapped out of it for a second.
09:13That was a whole bottle of high-grade spirit nutrient serum.
09:16That's why he told me to keep him here no matter what.
09:27Did you just say you're the director of this Beast Care Haven?
09:31Yep.
09:31That's perfect.
09:35Please, let my nephew join your care haven.
09:39Whatever it costs, we'll pay.
09:42Congratulations, host.
09:43Beginner Mission 1 complete.
09:45Oh, so he really is hot and nice.
09:47He's not even mad I took in his nephew.
09:49He's encrolling him.
09:50Beginner Mission 2 released.
09:52Welcome three new Beastlings within seven days.
09:55Complete the mission to claim your rewards.
10:03Don't worry, little guy.
10:05From now on, ten bottles a day.
10:07Every single day.
10:10Ten bottles of S-Great Spirit Fill a day?
10:12Even the Royals aren't this extravagant.
10:15Just who is this female?
10:17Director Alice, from now on, the Tiger Clan is yours to command.
10:23My uncle is the Tiger Clan's war god.
10:26If she can heal him, even the Clanler would come in person and swear loyalty to her.
10:30Oh!
10:31Wow, no need to be that dramatic.
10:34I mean, dear Guardian, if you really want to help, could you recommend three more new Beastlings?
10:41The more little ones we have, the more fun they'll have, right?
10:43No problem, dear Alice.
10:46I'll bring them here within three days.
10:54This system is no joke.
10:56One bottle of milk and I won over a Beastling.
10:59Now, let's see what this SS-ranked Body Loose Potion can do.
11:08Whoa!
11:09I feel amazing!
11:12I could take on a hundred Henry's dads right now.
11:15As for the Care Haven decor, just place it wherever it looks good in the yard.
11:42Remember what I told you.
11:45Director Alice runs a Beast Care Haven.
11:47And the fewer people who know about our elders' damaged spirit power, the better.
11:52So, today, the ones we brought are all our younger relatives.
12:08Director Alice!
12:09We're here!
12:11I brought them!
12:13I brought them!
12:24A white tiger, a little wolf, a tiny bear, and a little dragon!
12:30Oh my god!
12:32Is this fluffy heaven?
12:34Hi, everyone!
12:35I'm Miss Alice, director of Alice Beast Care Haven.
12:38Welcome!
12:39We're running an enrollment special right now.
12:41Only 10,000 Star Coins for a whole year!
12:44Total bargain!
12:46No regrets!
12:47Rabbit Clan?
12:48Uh, yes.
12:49Rabbit Clan.
12:51What's your spirit power rank?
12:53Alice.
12:54So you really are here?
12:56Great.
12:56These two again.
12:58Oh, Alice, I know you're upset about awakening as a double F, getting dumped by the Lion Clan,
13:06and being abandoned by Mom and Dad.
13:10But that doesn't mean you can scam people with our family's abandoned old house.
13:14Dahlia, stop making things up!
13:16Good thing I've been keeping an eye on this loser.
13:19Otherwise, I wouldn't have known she saved the Tiger Clan's war god and got close to the Dragon Bear and
13:23Wolf Clan.
13:24No.
13:24I can't let her build ties with these powerhouses.
13:27If she does, she'll rise above me sooner or later.
13:31F rank?
13:32You're joking, right, little female?
13:35Our younger relatives.
13:37Ordinary beast filk.
13:39If their spirit power goes berserk, they'd chew a little rabbit like you up for a snack.
13:47Duke, show some respect to Miss Alice.
13:51Grey, you told me David got better here.
13:53That's the only reason I came.
13:55But how is an F rank theme supposed to help my bro, my little brother, recover?
14:01Weird.
14:01Why does everyone keep tripping over their words?
14:04Brother, little brother, which is it?
14:10Let's go.
14:10Wait, please!
14:15Yes, I know my spirit power isn't impressive right now.
14:19And I know you don't trust me.
14:21But what little beastlings need most isn't always raw power.
14:25They need a quiet, safe place where they can relax.
14:29If you leave your little ones with me,
14:30I promise they'll be well-fed, happy, and properly cared for every single day.
14:36This idiot really thinks they brought ordinary little beastlings?
14:39She has no idea who they really are.
14:43Alice, having weak spirit power is one thing.
14:46But did your brain stop working too?
14:48Dahlia, what do you want now?
14:51The dragon, bear, and wolf clans are top tier ancient beast clans.
14:56Do you think they're short on food, comfort, or resources?
14:59Do you think they need this shabby little yard?
15:02And if they go berserk, your pathetic F-rank spirit power won't stop anything.
15:12When that happens, you'll have no way out.
15:18Alice, I get it.
15:19This whole thing is just you trying to get my attention.
15:23But we're not in the same league.
15:25Give it up.
15:25Can you two shut up already?
15:29You've been yapping non-stop.
15:31What is this, a contest to see who's the bigger backstabber and who's the shameless homewrecker?
15:35You!
15:39Big talk.
15:40That's all you've got.
15:44Gentlemen, please take a look.
15:47This is my official badge from the Royal Healing Institute.
15:50I'm a gold-certified soother with S-rank spirit power.
15:56The Royal Healing Institute has an SS-rake mayoring and more than GS-rake soothers on staff.
16:01For elites like you, your younger relative deserve top tier resources and fully customized soothing plans.
16:06Not left in a shabby place like this with an F-rank female.
16:12Ivan, watch your mouth.
16:16Fine.
16:17Still beats this dump.
16:22Only S-rank suitors, but with an SS-rank barrier.
16:26It should be enough to contain the clan leader's preserve power.
16:37Wait!
16:38Please!
16:39You're already here, so at least come inside and take a look.
16:42Alice!
16:43Are you still not getting it?
16:44What does this place have to offer besides being run down?
16:48Your pathetic little F-rank spirit power?
16:52Miss Alice, I'm sorry.
16:53I didn't think it would go like this.
16:55It's not your fault.
16:56My spirit power is just too low.
16:59Nobody's going to take me seriously like this.
17:03Warning!
17:04Beginner mission two.
17:05Enroll three new students.
17:06Less than four days remaining.
17:08Please complete the mission as soon as possible.
17:11I'm screwed.
17:12With F-rank spirit power, Ray is literally the only force that's willing to trust me.
17:16No new students means no rewards.
17:18No rewards means no level up.
17:20Isn't this just a vicious cycle?
17:22You little hungry tiger.
17:24Ready for another bottle already?
17:36S-rank spirit serum?
17:39That's right.
17:40It's S-rank stealing serum.
17:42When our clan leader went berserk, our clan paid 300,000 star coins on the lake market for
17:46a single bottle.
17:47And this one is obviously even purer than the one we bottled.
17:50What?
17:50S-rank spirit serum?
17:52Impossible.
17:53How could a loser like Alice have something like that?
17:57Miss Alice, do you happen to have any more of that S-rank spirit serum?
18:02Spirit what now?
18:04Oh, you mean the beast milk.
18:07Of course we do.
18:08It's the free nutrition milk we provide for all little beastlings every day.
18:15What?
18:16Every day?
18:18Free?
18:19Yes.
18:20Little ones are growing, so of course they need good nutrition.
18:2310,000 star coins in tuition, and she provides spirit serum worth 300,000 a bottle every
18:29day?
18:29Not even the richest beast clan in the universe would be this extravagant.
18:33I've got a feeling if I walk away from this place today, I'll regret it for the rest of
18:37my life.
18:39This level of purity.
18:41And she's using it to feed little ones?
18:44You know what, Miss Alice?
18:45I suddenly realize you were absolutely right.
18:49Since we're already here, we really should bring the little one inside and have a look.
18:53Huh?
18:54Right, right!
18:55Since we're already here, Miss Alice, please let us come in and take a look!
19:00Please.
19:01Look.
19:02This little one has been begging to go inside.
19:05Ow-woo!
19:06See?
19:07He agrees!
19:08The wolf clan really has no shame.
19:11Even their little ones are part of the act.
19:14This one really wants to go in, too.
19:16Weren't they looking down on me, Jaskanzai the waishin, when they Ternzai so eager?
19:23My lords, you-
19:24Where did this loser get something like that?
19:27That's great!
19:29Please, come in!
19:32Just a heads up, our Beast Care Haven is brand new, so things are still a little bear-growns.
19:39Hope you don't mind.
19:53Watch your step, everyone.
19:54The yard's been cleaned up, but it's still a little bear bunnies.
20:16Is this the legendary fountain of life, said to nourish bloodlines and purify berserk factors?
20:23In the ancient wisdom tree, said to awaken intelligence, insight, and hidden abilities?
20:30Even the sandbox and slide are overflowing with the laws of the world itself?
20:36Oh my god.
20:37And did she call this bare bones?
20:39I am a Beast God.
20:41What does she consider luxurious?
20:43The Beast God's own palace.
20:46I just set these up, so I haven't had time to decorate properly.
20:49Please don't mind.
20:53Oh, Alice, you can't seriously think this pile of junk is enough to impress these gentlemen.
20:57They're the elite of the Beast Clans.
20:59Making them stand around in a dump like this is practically insult.
21:03My lords, I told you.
21:05My sister is completely-
21:07Shut up, you ignorant female.
21:11Lord Duke.
21:13If this is Miss Alice's idea of an insult, then please, insult me as much as you want.
21:18Weird.
21:19Why do these parents talk so strangely?
21:24Robert is reacting.
21:25This fountain of life, it's real.
21:31Miss Alice, I have a favor to ask.
21:35Go ahead.
21:39Would you let my bro, my little brother, take a dip in the fountain of life?
21:45I promise he's clean, and he won't secretly drink any of your precious water.
21:50Fountain of life?
21:52Does he mean the fountain?
21:55Fountain of life?
21:57It's just a Beast Care Haven fountain.
21:59If the little ones like it, they can splash around anytime.
22:04Anytime.
22:05Splash around?
22:07She's allowing Robert to enter the fountain of life whenever he wants?
22:10It's fine.
22:11If the little dragon likes water, let him go.
22:18Robert, control yourself.
22:21Don't embarrass us.
22:30Quick!
22:31Out of you!
22:38Did that parent just throw the little dragon like a dart?
22:58Robert's spirit power really calmed down.
23:02Dragon's spirit power is the hardest to soothe.
23:04If even Robert can be calmed by this spring, then this really is the fountain of life.
23:09By the Beast God.
23:11This little yard really has something only the Beast God's palace should have.
23:14Looks like he really likes the fountain.
23:16My lords, don't let her fool you!
23:19I'm her actual sister.
23:21I know exactly what she has.
23:23A worthless F-rank nobody couldn't possibly have treasures like this.
23:28They're fake.
23:30Cheap junk dressed up to look real.
23:33Dahlia, what are you talking about now?
23:38Robert!
23:41What's wrong with the little dragon?
23:47My lords, look!
23:49The fountain of life is fake!
23:51Dragons already have fragile spirit power, and now he's being corrupted!
23:56Alice, are you trying to destroy the dragon clan's future?
24:01No, I didn't.
24:03It's just regular fountain water.
24:05Shut up!
24:08Shut up!
24:09Alice, you're vicious.
24:10You failed your awakening, so now you're jealous of everyone else.
24:13You even used a fake fountain of life to hurt a dragon elder.
24:16You deserve everything that's coming to you!
24:18I really wasn't trying to hurt him.
24:21My lords, even though Alice is my sister, she's utterly wicked.
24:24On behalf of the rabbit clan, I cast her out.
24:27Punish her however you see fit.
24:30Everyone, Miss Alice isn't like that.
24:32There has to be a misunderstanding.
24:38Misunderstanding?
24:38What misunderstanding?
24:40The only thing I regret is trusting a double-F trash female and hurting the brother I admire
24:46most!
24:47Perfect.
24:48The dragon clan is furious.
24:50Alice is dead for sure.
24:52Now you're going to pay with your life for deceiving and harming the dragon clan.
25:18Whatever it takes, keep me here.
25:21Kneel.
25:26Kneel.
25:30Why are you kneeling?
25:33I'm just...
25:34Just grateful.
25:36Grateful to me?
25:38You helped calm my little brother's spirit power down a lot.
25:42He told me I had to beg you to let him enroll here, no matter what.
25:46Wasn't he trying to kill me just now?
25:49How did this turn into begging me to enroll the little dragon?
25:53Dragons are the proudest clan.
25:55If he's kneeling just to enroll here, then his brother must have spoken to him telepathically.
25:59Which means, this really is the fountain of life.
26:02The legendary spring said to exist only in the Peace God's palace.
26:08If the fountain of life is real, then everything else must be real too.
26:17Miss Alice!
26:18What is it?
26:20Can I take him over to sit under the tree for a bit?
26:22I promise, I'll just sit there.
26:23I won't do anything.
26:25Anything at all.
26:26Oh my god.
26:28A little brown bear.
26:31Who would have thought one day I'd get to pet a little bear cub whenever I want?
26:37Of course.
26:39He's from the bear clan, right?
26:41They love climbing trees.
26:43Take him over and let him play.
26:45Maybe it'll cheer him up a little.
26:47Thank you, Miss Alice.
26:49No.
26:50That's impossible.
26:51I already stole her birthright.
26:54How is she still rising?
26:57And now she's getting close to all these powerhouses.
27:01What if she figures it out?
27:04What if she realizes I'm the one who took her talent?
27:07Dammit.
27:09If I knew Alice had these kinds of tricks on her sleeve,
27:12I never would have rushed to replace my fiancée.
27:19No.
27:21I can't let Alice rise above her.
27:24Johnny, the bear clan lord,
27:26was tainted by the corrupted three years ago.
27:28An S-grade female tried to soothe him,
27:31but his spirit power was so unstable it shattered her mind.
27:37Evacet clan is the lead of your friend going to Zerg.
27:42Spirit induction crystal.
27:59Clan lord?
28:01Holy.
28:02That is one big bear.
28:05Why is the clan lever going berserk all of a sudden?
28:08Miss Alice, get out of the way!
28:09Huh?
28:20Look out!
28:21An S-S-rank bear clan lord going berserk?
28:24Alice, you're dead meat.
28:40That's impossible!
28:42Holy crap.
28:43This little female just flipped the clan lord?
28:50Impossible.
28:51Isn't she just F-rank trash?
28:52How does she have that kind of strength?
28:54No!
29:04All right, fine.
29:06Back where I came from,
29:07I was a total pushover,
29:08but now,
29:09I throw ham.
29:14Ah!
29:15By the beast god.
29:18Ah!
29:20Go for it!
29:40That's the bear clan lord.
29:42Unstoppable on the battlefield.
29:44Even my uncle in his prime wouldn't have taken him head on.
29:46Did she just send him flying?
29:48Bro!
29:49Bro!
29:49I got you all wrong!
29:51So when you told me to kneel,
29:52you were trying to save my life, bro!
29:54I knew you had my back!
29:55Ah!
29:56The clan lord really calmed down.
29:59No.
30:01Impossible.
30:02How is she not dead?
30:04Tired yourself out, huh?
30:15Cubs really are the cutest things in the world.
30:18Adult beastlake are just...
30:19the absolute worst.
30:22I absolutely cannot let this female find out I'm not actually a cub.
30:31Oh, how are you this well-behaved-al?
30:35Miss Alice, are you alright?
30:38I'm fine.
30:40It's just...
30:42did I go a little too hard just now?
30:45I think...
30:46probably not.
30:48I got so caught up thinking beast-edge cubs could handle a rock tumble,
30:52I totally forgot their guardian was standing right there!
30:54My son hit someone?
30:56No way.
30:57Maybe you should be asking what in the environment made him act out.
31:01It says processed on shared equipment with peanuts!
31:04He doesn't even have an allergy, but what if he reacts anyway?
31:08Should I use the emergency shot?
31:10Dealing with furious guardians is scarier than facing a giant five-meter bear!
31:20Alice, you laid hands on the noble bear clan.
31:25An apology won't save you now.
31:27Alice, you really did cross a line.
31:31But if you hand this place over right now,
31:34I might speak on behalf of the Lion Chan and spare your life.
31:45Since when does the Lion Clan speak for the Bear Clan?
31:51Surviving the Bear Clan Lord's strength,
31:53even by luck,
31:55means her body is stronger than I thought.
31:58And Rabbit Clan bloodlines are known for their compatibility.
32:01If I make her mine,
32:03my own bloodline will only grow stronger.
32:05Ivan!
32:07I'm your fiancée!
32:08How dare you!
32:11My lord,
32:12my sister dared dare to disrespect the Bear Clan.
32:15You can't let her get away with this!
32:18You're right.
32:19I absolutely can't let Miss Alice get away.
32:26You're finished this time.
32:28So please let me explain.
32:32Huh?
32:34Miss Alice!
32:40I finally found someone
32:42who can keep our clan lord...
32:44No, no, I mean someone
32:46who can keep our young lord in check.
32:49Please, you have to take him in.
32:51And I'm begging you,
32:52let him stay here full time.
33:01No.
33:03How is this possible?
33:05Alice is just a useless F-Rank female.
33:08How could the famous Bear Clan be begging to get it into this rundown academy?
33:15What do you know?
33:17Lord Johnny hasn't been this calm in ages!
33:20My lords!
33:24My lords!
33:24My lords!
33:25You are the pride of the dragon and wolf clams.
33:28Surely you can see through Alice's little act.
33:31She is nothing but a useless F-Rank female.
33:34You have to...
33:35Miss Alice!
33:37You have to at Robert first.
33:42Lord Duke?
33:44Lord Duke?
33:44Robert barely takes up any space.
33:46Just give him a box, and he'll sleep fine.
33:50Besides, I was the first one to kneel and beg you.
33:57You are crying.
34:03That doesn't count.
34:07For the wolf clan's prodigy, screw it.
34:23Miss Alice, look.
34:26Our cub likes you so much he's already asking you to accept him.
34:34Shameless!
34:36Thank you for the compliment.
34:38Are you all out of your minds?
34:42The dragon, wolf, and bear clans.
34:45They're all fighting for a place with her.
34:48This place must be hiding a secret.
34:58Alright, stop fighting over it.
35:03Cubs!
35:05Accepted!
35:05All of them!
35:10DING!
35:11Congratulations, host!
35:12Beginner mission 2 complete.
35:143 new inscripts is accepted.
35:16Rewards!
35:161 SS-ranked spirit boost potion.
35:19100 tons of exotic beast meat per day.
35:21And 100 bottles of beast milk per day.
35:24Stored in system inventory.
35:27Great!
35:28At least I won't have to worry about keeping them fed anymore.
35:34Influence threshold reached.
35:35System shop unlocked.
35:38System shop unlocked.
35:38Main quest issued.
35:39Expand your influence.
35:40And earn points.
35:42And earn points.
35:42Beast God Core.
35:4780 million points.
35:4980 million?
35:50I only have 40 points right now.
35:52Would I need 8 million cubs for this?
35:54How is that even possible?
35:58Alice, you got lucky this time.
36:01Next time I won't let you off.
36:03If I can't take openly, I'll find another way.
36:20Finally, those annoying adult beast trick are gone.
36:23Come here, little fluff balls.
36:25Let Miss Alice snuggle you.
36:27Miss Alice!
36:29Cuddles!
36:30Little bear, you can talk?
36:32That's so cute!
36:35Here, have some beast milk.
36:40Miss Alice?
36:42Like you.
36:43Aw, whose little wolf is this?
36:45So well behaved!
36:51One is the bear clan's war beast from the battlefield.
36:54The other is the wolf clan's most temperamental prodigy.
36:57And now they're both acting obedient in front of an F-reague female.
37:01I didn't think regressing into cub form would dull their minds too.
37:05Right, David?
37:06Miss Alice!
37:07Cuddles!
37:08Like you!
37:12Oh, this little white tiger is way too sweet!
37:16This female is generous and clearly no ordinary person.
37:20Showing some goodwill is a rational choice.
37:22Dragons are wise, but proud.
37:24Robert will regret acting so allure.
37:26Hypocrite!
37:27A dragon would never sloop that low.
37:34Oh, the little white tiger even licked my hand!
37:40It's getting late.
37:42Time to get you all cleaned up and ready to rest.
37:48Cleaned up.
37:50Clean.
37:51A bath?
37:53Stupid tiger.
37:54Let's see how you keep pretending now.
37:57Good thing I'm a dragon.
37:58Dragons don't need baths.
38:01No!
38:02Absolutely not!
38:03I've kept my innocence for 20 years!
38:06I am not giving in now!
38:08Weird.
38:10I know cats hate baths.
38:12But white tigers too?
38:14Or maybe cubs just get stressed out easily?
38:18System.
38:19Open the shop.
38:21I need to redeem an item.
38:23Right away, host.
38:24Redeem the restoration serum.
38:29Stupid tiger.
38:31Let's see you keep up the act now.
38:33Good thing I'm a dragon.
38:35Dragons don't do baths.
38:43The radiant restoration serum?
38:45The legendary elixir that restores Beast Beak
38:48who've regressed after going berserk?
38:51But the ingredients for radiant restoration serum went extinct after the Great War.
38:56Who exactly is this female?
38:59A single drop of radiant restoration serum at this contrition would fetch a fortune at auction.
39:05And she has a whole bottle?
39:17Easy there, little guy.
39:19You've got scales, not fur.
39:20You don't need a bath.
39:24Damn it!
39:25Who said dragons don't need baths?
39:29I do!
39:31I love baths!
39:32I love baths!
39:38So firm.
39:41Don't move.
39:43I want a bath too!
39:51No, I can't.
39:53This female said she hates adult Beast Will.
40:08I swear I just felt a set of rock-hard abs.
40:11Am I so desperate for a boyfriend that I'm hallucinating?
40:15Whatever.
40:15Let's get this little guy washed up.
40:17Miss Alice, you're responsible for me now?
40:21Alright, alright.
40:22I'm definitely responsible for you now.
40:26If I'd known acting cute would get me a bath and radiant restoration serum, I would've...
40:32Alright, you two are up next.
40:34Bath time!
40:35Well, well.
40:36Two new male guests.
40:38So she does know better.
40:39Step right in, gentlemen.
40:42Hmm.
40:54That damn female!
40:56How dare she treat me like this!
40:58Hmm.
40:59It's not like I wanted a bath.
41:01That so-called radiant restoration serum is probably fake anyway.
41:08That was the Bear Clan Lord's cry?
41:10I knew something was wrong with the serum.
41:15It's okay, Johnny.
41:17Baths feel good, I promise.
41:20Can you come down for me?
41:28Am I seeing this right?
41:30Johnny, the Bear Clan Lord who doesn't even flinch at battlefield wounds, is scared of a bath?
41:38No!
41:40Be good.
41:42It'll be over soon.
41:49You all stay put, okay?
41:50I'm gonna grab towels and a blow-ryer.
41:56Come on!
41:57This is the legendary Radiant Restoration Serum.
42:00If my old man knew I got to bathe in something this precious, he'd throw me into the Wolf Clan
42:05Lake and scrub every bit of fluff off me for the rest of the clan to drink.
42:12I'm gonna grab a little bit of water.
42:14I'm gonna grab some water.
42:15I'm gonna grab some water.
42:15No bath.
42:16Then I'll sneak one.
42:19See that?
42:21Even the Dragon Clan's war god is sneaking over to soak in our leftover bath water.
42:26And you're acting like one drop of water would kill you?
42:39Huh.
42:41Keep talking.
42:42I'll turn you into wolf stew.
42:45Huh.
42:52Keep talking.
42:58I'll turn you into wolf stew.
42:59Don't worry about god-jeer items like they're nothing.
43:01She's clearly no ordinary person.
43:06Johnny?
43:07You're really back.
43:08I thought...
43:09They say bears are simple and dragons are cunning.
43:14But I'm telling you, the honest-looking ones have the darkest hearts.
43:19He definitely recovered ages ago.
43:22He's just been pretending to be a cub to get that female's attention.
43:27What?
43:29You're-you're trying to steal my female?
43:31She touched me all over.
43:33And she already said she's responsible for me.
43:40Hate to break it to you, but she touched all four of us.
43:46That's different.
43:48She treated you like cubs.
43:50Like you're not a cub yourself.
43:53Weird.
43:53Did I just hear men's voices?
43:56azure
44:06All right!
44:07Time to get you all dried off.
44:10remember
44:10stay in cub form.
44:12do not let the female figure us out.
44:20This female's hands are so warm...!
44:29this feels really good the bear clan lord really knows when to swallow his pride
44:38johnny's actually sacrificing himself so none of us get caught what a legend damn you johnny
44:45and you said you weren't trying to steal my female it's not like i'm actually enjoying this
44:50right exactly oh johnny you're so good it's not like i'm actually enjoying this right exactly
45:07system give me my spirit boost potion
45:22huh kind of sweet
45:27but why does my head feel so heavy
45:48robert biting the hand that feeds you isn't exactly the dragon kind's style
45:57robert biting the hand that feeds you isn't exactly the dragon clang style
46:07rabbits are weak to begin with and she's still just a young female
46:12and you stupid tiger think you're fit to be her mate
46:24she looks so sweet
46:28you touch me all over
46:31so one little taste should be fair
46:34right
46:45i'm going to be your mate someday anyway
47:04i hate weak rabbits
47:08so why does this one make me want to get closer
47:26new student of like faction increased
47:29random quest issued
47:31have all new students complete and record one group activity
47:36reward soothing song use your voice to soothe cubs and ease their minds and bodies
47:44a group activity easy
47:46all right little ones let me teach you a game
47:50all right little ones follow my moves
48:08great job david keep going
48:16tom is trying so hard too
48:29wow robert's little son is adorable too
48:41johnny you're being so good
48:43i am the pride of the wolf clan
48:47a war god who makes corrupted beasts tremble on the battlefield
48:51a clan lord whose word is law
48:54doing something this girly
48:57no one can ever find out
49:04all done
49:05now i can show this to your folks when they come pick you up
49:19random quest complete
49:21reward delivered soothing song
49:24great job everyone
49:26now let's keep going
49:38my spirit power may not have fully recovered yet
49:40but i'm still one of dragon clan's top prodigies
49:42this tiny eff rake female thinks she can keep me under control
49:46watch this
49:48huh
49:50looks like our little dragon is extra eager today
49:55then i'll do it with you
50:08damn this female
50:11how dare she treat me like a toy
50:16my spirit power actually increased
50:19how is that possible
50:31pick me pick me
50:35miss alice
50:36you said it yourself
50:37i was the eager one
50:43don't worry
50:43i'll do it with each of you later
50:45but right now
50:47now it's time to make you all something yummy
50:56since it's for cubs it has to be nutritious and easy to digest
51:02system redeem barbecue seasoning and kitchen tools
51:12time to give this world a taste of modern cooking
51:39the female i've got my eye on really is something special
51:43her spirit power may only be f rank but
51:45she did put my body into all sorts of positions
51:51so i suppose i could ruckluckly become her mate
51:56robert you're trying to steal my female too
51:59enough
52:01stop arguing
52:02whatever this female is preparing is probably cub food
52:06but our spirit power is unstable right now
52:09if we eat unprocessed food we could go berserk
52:13contact our clans immediately and have them send suitable food over
52:24you must be starving look what i made for you babies special baby food
52:33smell so good
52:35oops forgot the utensils
52:47let me go i need to eat
52:51don't move
52:53can't you smell it
52:54that aroma is even richer than anything served
52:57at an imperial banquet
52:59coming coming
53:04are the cubs folks coming to check on them
53:16what are you doing here
53:18what are you doing here
53:20what are you doing here
53:22what are you doing here
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