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Rise After the Apocalypse
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00:00:01It's been 10 years since World War III, since the nukes flew.
00:00:0595% of the world's population gone overnight.
00:00:10What's left of civilization is barely holding on.
00:00:14I trade whatever scraps I can find just to stay alive.
00:00:18The world runs on one rule now.
00:00:21Eat or be eaten.
00:00:30The world runs to build on one.
00:00:34The world runs on one.
00:00:35The world runs on one.
00:00:45I do not know I've got it.
00:00:52The world runs on one.
00:00:58The world runs on one.
00:00:58Look man, that's all your stuff's worth. Bring booze or meds next time. They get you more.
00:01:13I have to make this last all week.
00:01:24Last item of the day boys, two lovely sisters.
00:01:49Early 20s. Healthy. Strong enough to work. Young enough to bed. Children!
00:02:05What the hell? Seriously? Who's dumb enough to take on a woman right now?
00:02:11Ooh, exactly. Just an ungrateful mouth to feed. Half the time they don't even work.
00:02:17God forbid you knock them up, then you fuck forever.
00:02:25If no one else is bidding, maybe I have a chance to save them.
00:02:30But even if I did, we would just starve to death.
00:02:35This world sucks. Look at that skin. And those tits!
00:02:41Ha ha! When's the last time in you ever fucked something that good, eh?
00:02:46Limited time offer, boys. Two for one. Place those bids!
00:02:52I was the daughter of the richest family in the city. Now I'm being sold as a bundle deal.
00:02:57I swear, I could kill every one of those creeps.
00:03:14What the hell is this? Am I the only one seeing this?
00:03:20This system is created by a higher dimensional extraterrestrial civilization.
00:03:25This thing is alien tech?
00:03:27Its purpose is to select a host and bind compatible partners in order to preserve humanity after societal collapse.
00:03:36Preserve humanity?
00:03:40Compatible partner confirmed. Rescue required to initiate binding. Time remaining three minutes.
00:03:48Failure will result in host death.
00:03:57It won't come off. Wait. Is that why that guy's arm was gray? He failed to do what the system
00:04:04asked?
00:04:05What do I do now?
00:04:12Failure will result in host death.
00:04:22Easy, gentlemen. This blade cuts everyone the same.
00:04:28You want these girls? You're gonna have to bid like everyone else.
00:04:35Failure will result in host death.
00:04:36He didn't attack us. He's not like the others.
00:04:40If guns still existed, I'd already have those girls. The warhead white top guns. That knife wouldn't mean
00:04:47shit.
00:04:52I'm not staying for this stupid-ass auction. Wait, wait, wait.
00:04:56What if we buy them, have our, uh, bun, and then sell them off?
00:05:02What if they die?
00:05:03Well, then we sell them cheap.
00:05:08What works for me?
00:05:10All right. One can of food. Who's gonna beat that?
00:05:24No, I can't let this happen. If I don't stop it, I'll die.
00:05:33One can.
00:05:38And a bar of chocolate.
00:05:45Arthur, those girls are mine.
00:05:49Don't you dare get in my way.
00:05:51Ladies and gentlemen, the ladies are watching. Let's keep it civil now.
00:06:00All right. You want to play? I'll show you what you're up against.
00:06:07Two cans.
00:06:09Oh, two cans. Looks like Jack's feeling generous.
00:06:17It's the same asshole since high school. The world's fallen apart and they're still trying to screw me over.
00:06:23What's wrong, trash rat? You scared? Come on.
00:06:27Show us what you got.
00:06:33Host death in 30 seconds.
00:06:36Shit. I can't let Jack get his hands on the girls.
00:06:42God. Last game.
00:06:44You're not getting your hands on those girls, Jack. I'm not going to let that happen.
00:06:49He's not doing this for himself.
00:06:52Is he trying to save us?
00:06:57Spouse affection increased detected. Reward granted.
00:07:01Item issued. 20 cans of meat. 20 cans of produce. 20 units of purified water.
00:07:20Holy shit. This is a lot of food. I could live off this for months.
00:07:26Oh, too bad. Looks like, looks like you're out of beds.
00:07:31Dude, really thought he was a fucking hero. What a joke.
00:07:34Dude, you think you can compete with me over women. Come on.
00:07:40You've been a loser since high school. Money, girls, whatever it is, I always get there first.
00:07:54Oh, yeah?
00:07:55Yeah. Well, how about this?
00:08:21How the hell did he get all those cans?
00:08:22No way. I saw him trade for two cans and a candy bar.
00:08:27Whatever he bids, I bid in one more can.
00:08:33So, are you bidding?
00:08:37All right. If no one else is bidding, looks like these sisters are going to go to our friend here.
00:08:44Going once. Going twice.
00:08:50Sold!
00:09:03Rescue and host binding complete. Increase partner affection to unlock additional rewards.
00:09:10I beat Horde on the finish line. I'm gonna hit Horde like a star. Watch how I leave you all
00:09:17behind.
00:09:18Don't do silver, go and get my gold. I've been getting ready, ready on your market.
00:09:24Ready, set, go, go and take a pretty step. And you can do all your best to try.
00:09:29But you know that I'm the winner till the day I die.
00:09:37I saved two girls and beat Jack. This system is insane.
00:09:46This time I see you, I won't be taking just your rash.
00:09:53I won't be taking just your rash.
00:10:13I'll head back to my place, but it's a bit of a walk from here.
00:10:32Compatible spouse detected. Rescue required for binding. Failure to complete will result in post-death.
00:10:38Time to complete two minutes. This again? In only two minutes?
00:10:45Told you. I knew Billy was hoarding himself a girl.
00:10:47I know where Billy keeps his goods. I can take you there.
00:10:50Would you? Why don't we take care of his goods?
00:10:52Your first just had two women taken away from me. I am pissed.
00:10:57Damn, you're gonna help.
00:11:11Stay here. You are gonna help me work that anger out.
00:11:28Arthur, you again? You're fucking dead.
00:11:32I'm gonna cut you into a million fucking pieces and feed you to the strays.
00:11:36Stay back. Really? A bottle of water?
00:11:46Molotov!
00:12:0545 seconds remaining until host death.
00:12:13Where did you even get that?
00:12:15I saved the gas from a wrecked car just left to scare him off.
00:12:17What? So what do we do now?
00:12:19God, I'll need to bluff now.
00:12:21Take one more step and I'll burn this whole place to the ground.
00:12:24God damn it, Arthur. You already have two and then you gotta take her too.
00:12:29Post death in 20 seconds.
00:12:35Fuck. Why won't they back off?
00:12:46Arthur, you're dead. You hear me? I'm dead.
00:12:50This is not over. I'll catch you later, pretty girl.
00:13:04Come on, let's go, go, go.
00:13:13Thank you. You saved my life.
00:13:17Rescue mission complete. Partner count increased. Current total, three.
00:13:21Affection metrics. Mary, 15. Karen, 10. Susan, 10.
00:13:33Maybe I can trust this guy. Rough around the edges, but he's got guts.
00:13:39Skull's affection levels increased. Rewards issued. Medicine, 10 units.
00:13:43Two MP5 submachine guns. Four clips of ammunition. 50 rounds each.
00:13:48Items can be retrieved at any time. Two rifles? But guns are extinct.
00:13:53And now I've got two? Food, meds, weapons? I might actually be the apex.
00:14:00Woohoo! Woohoo! Woohoo!
00:14:02Hey, let's move. It's not safe here. Cool.
00:14:14Uh, welcome to the five-star apocalypse hotel.
00:14:19No hot water, no bed sheets, but hey, it's free. Hope you don't mind.
00:14:26You're kidding. How can this shoebox fit whole four of us?
00:14:30I don't mind at all. You saved us. It's more than enough.
00:14:36We can clean the place up a bit. It's gonna be fine.
00:14:42I'm Arthur Morgan. You are...
00:14:46I'm Karen Linton. And this is my little sister.
00:14:50We survived one of the battles and then got caught.
00:14:54I'm Miri.
00:15:02Really? None of you know who I am?
00:15:09I'm a Hollywood star.
00:15:11Oh. Country bumpkins.
00:15:14I was supposed to escape with my dad, but he left without me, so I got caught right after.
00:15:21Well, from now on, where are your wives?
00:15:25I promise I'll take good care of you.
00:15:28Hey, let's just eat something first.
00:15:31Make yourselves comfortable and food will be ready in a little bit.
00:15:34I'll help.
00:15:35Okay. All right.
00:15:39Damn, she really knows how to butter people up.
00:15:42Great. He probably thinks I'm a bane.
00:15:45Only my little sister would be naive enough to fall for a guy like him.
00:15:49But me? Marry some trash scavenging loser? Hell no.
00:15:53All right, we'll start with chicken soup. About half a gallon.
00:15:57I'm just gonna fill this up to that line right there.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:13Wow. How am I supposed to keep it together when she looks like that?
00:16:23Babe, what's wrong?
00:16:30Well, what were you saying?
00:16:44I don't want you overdoing it. I got it.
00:16:52It's fine. You cut us out of that auction.
00:16:57So I'm your wife now.
00:17:00I can boil the water and clean the floors.
00:17:04Anything to make you happy.
00:17:08Gaming
00:17:30She's cute.
00:17:32Look.
00:17:32I got it, okay? Let me help.
00:17:36Right there.
00:17:42You didn't just save me.
00:17:45You gave me food.
00:17:48A place to stay.
00:17:50If I could stay here the rest of my life, that would make me really happy.
00:18:08Damn, this system is for real.
00:18:24I just finished cleaning the living room.
00:18:28Wow, she moves fast.
00:18:31Cute, but charm, that's my lane.
00:18:37Okay, dinner will be ready shortly.
00:18:45Oh no, I think I twisted my ankle.
00:18:49Arthur, honey, could you please hold me?
00:18:51I don't think I can stand.
00:18:52Here, come try to stand.
00:18:54My legs feel really weak right now.
00:18:56It's a good thing you caught me.
00:18:59You're so strong.
00:19:01It makes me feel safe.
00:19:04Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to sleeping with you tonight.
00:19:20Babe, you should sleep with me tonight.
00:19:22I can keep you warm.
00:19:24Give you a massage.
00:19:30Maybe you didn't know.
00:19:32Why don't we make things a little more interesting and see who Arthur chooses?
00:19:40Back in school, all the girls would call me a loser.
00:19:44Oh, I've got two gorgeous women fighting for me.
00:19:57Uh, did something happen in the kitchen?
00:20:01No.
00:20:02No, nothing.
00:20:03It was just really hot in there.
00:20:08Did Mary and Susan seriously just cozy up with this guy?
00:20:13In times like this, a woman's worth is less than a cow.
00:20:16If he didn't have all that food, I wouldn't even be here.
00:20:21These supplies won't last forever.
00:20:23I need to raise their affection levels.
00:20:26So, it isn't safe to scavenge with three women.
00:20:31And leaving them alone isn't safe either.
00:20:34They're probably only here for the food.
00:20:38Arthur, you're such a good cook.
00:20:41This is delicious.
00:20:58Arthur, why are you eating?
00:21:00No, I am.
00:21:02It's just really hot in here.
00:21:05Yeah.
00:21:32Susan, what do you think you're doing?
00:21:35Just giving her husband a little massage.
00:21:38Yeah.
00:21:40Oh, well.
00:21:41You must be so exhausted after all that cooking.
00:21:45Maybe you need to lie down.
00:21:47I could help you relax.
00:21:48Great idea.
00:21:51I'll help too.
00:21:58If I don't make a move, am I going to get kicked out?
00:22:02Oh.
00:22:19It's just a massage.
00:22:20That's all.
00:22:21I'll be forever here facing the wall.
00:22:39This is too good to be true.
00:22:44Did you guys hear that?
00:22:45Don't leave me alone.
00:22:48Don't leave me alone.
00:22:49Don't leave me alone.
00:22:50Don't leave me alone.
00:22:52Is everyone okay?
00:22:54Okay.
00:22:55Forget the massage.
00:22:57We need to find a bigger place.
00:22:58Like, now.
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:06All right.
00:23:07There should be enough supplies to get us a bigger place in Wasteland City.
00:23:11Mary?
00:23:13You okay?
00:23:17You're on your period, aren't you?
00:23:19I'm...
00:23:19Yeah.
00:23:20What?
00:23:21I'm okay, though.
00:23:22I should probably stay home and rest.
00:23:24But you go on without me.
00:23:28Okay.
00:23:29But if you hear a sound, you lock the door and you stay quiet, all right?
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41Wait.
00:23:44You're not going to leave me, right?
00:23:50I'm going to come right back.
00:23:52I don't abandon my girls.
00:23:57Okay, babe.
00:23:59I'll wait for you.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:13That's the place I told you about, boss.
00:24:17Yeah, that asshole's living large now.
00:24:20Three women waiting on her and more food than the rest of us combine.
00:24:24Then we take it.
00:24:28All of it.
00:24:41Arthur?
00:24:43You're back already?
00:24:44You're back already?
00:24:44You're back already.
00:24:44You're back.
00:24:45You're back.
00:24:50Now I'm going to take it once.
00:24:52I'm going to take a look.
00:24:55I'm going to take a look.
00:25:01You're back.
00:25:02I'm going to take a look.
00:25:05No, this is really bad.
00:25:07Whatever that is.
00:25:07I'm going to take a look inside.
00:25:12And we're going to take a look inside of us.
00:25:25Good. Upgraded our place with supplies. At least I won't have to worry about Jack showing up again.
00:25:33Arthur! Something's wrong!
00:25:37Mary? Mary! Mary! Mary!
00:25:44Arthur, there's a note over here. Your woman is in my hands. Bring the rest of the supplies to the
00:25:53warehouse if you want her back.
00:25:55It's Jack and his guys. I should have killed them when I had the chance.
00:25:59Judging by these footprints, there's at least seven or eight of them. They must have teamed up with another group.
00:26:03Those guys are animals. Mary, she might not have made it.
00:26:06No, no. No, Mary is alive. There's no blood anywhere and she's leveraged for more supplies.
00:26:12That place is most definitely a trap. They're gonna be waiting for us to walk right in.
00:26:17So what do we do?
00:26:27Now both of you stay here. I'm going alone. Alone? Are you crazy?
00:26:33Arthur, don't do anything reckless. You can't...
00:26:35Hey. Don't worry. I'm gonna bring Mary back.
00:26:47I've got a secret weapon.
00:26:58Boss! Can't we have a little, uh, fun with this one first?
00:27:08Arthur was right. Mary really is still alive.
00:27:11You promised Arthur would stay home. I don't trust him alone. Plus my sister is in their hands.
00:27:26Stop thinking with your dick! Someone with that much supply doesn't move alone.
00:27:32So we have to stay sharp.
00:27:34You're so pretty, uh...
00:27:36Far-reesome.
00:27:37I don't know I'm gonna try the other way to death.
00:27:37I'm gonna be full of you and you're gonna be as ill.
00:27:37You're gonna be the only one.
00:27:38Oh!
00:27:38Oh!
00:27:38Oh!
00:27:38Oh!
00:27:40Oh!
00:27:40Oh!
00:27:45Oh!
00:27:45Oh!
00:27:54Oh!
00:27:57Oh!
00:28:07well well look who's here and you even came alone did you come here to die or to give us
00:28:16some food
00:28:16he's here because he's pussy whipped look at him horny fucking dog did you bring the stuff or not
00:28:28i sure did oh sir don't do this for me i'm not worth it shut up this isn't your time
00:28:36to talk
00:28:38don't worry mary i will get you out of here
00:28:55so we can go hunting i know a spot now it's kind of isolated a little bit far away but
00:29:00hey hey hey hey
00:29:01tony we good what i gave you the goods you give me the girl that was the deal right what
00:29:11girl
00:29:23so you chose the hard way
00:29:28i gave you the supplies now you let mary go anyone here see this idiot hand me anything
00:29:35nope never seen him before in my life you heard him now beat it come on guys let's be fair
00:29:49surround him
00:30:00he is surrounded we have to help him are you crazy look how many people there are
00:30:11oh okay all right all right all right i see what's going on here i know what you guys are
00:30:16gonna do be smart get the fuck out
00:30:28i gave you a chance
00:30:30i gave you a chance
00:31:00how the fuck did he get real good there are more of us he can't have that many rounds
00:31:04yeah yeah with all the shots you fire you probably burned through half a mag already look i don't
00:31:08care how many bullets he's got we rush him together the first one to kill him gets his supplies
00:31:14and his girls
00:31:15ah
00:31:18ah
00:31:18ah
00:31:19ah
00:31:20ah
00:31:21ah
00:31:23ah
00:31:26ah
00:31:28ah
00:31:31ah
00:31:33ah
00:31:33ah
00:31:33ah
00:31:34ah
00:31:35ah
00:31:36come on
00:31:39keep hitting your lives on my bullet
00:31:48Donut move
00:31:52We're not done yet.
00:31:59Look, I'm sorry.
00:32:01Okay?
00:32:02I have nothing to do with this.
00:32:04It's his fucking jack.
00:32:06Yes, it's all his fault.
00:32:08He's lying.
00:32:09I didn't do anything.
00:32:10Tony took your girls.
00:32:11He stole your supplies.
00:32:14Don't shoot me.
00:32:15Don't shoot me.
00:32:17We can talk this out.
00:32:44We can talk this out.
00:32:52I thought I was never going to see you again.
00:32:54I told you I'd come back.
00:32:57Oh my God.
00:32:58Hey, what are you doing here?
00:32:59I told you guys to stay home.
00:33:00We were so worried about you.
00:33:02I was so scared I thought you were going to die.
00:33:05Oh, really?
00:33:06That's not what you were saying a second ago.
00:33:08How was I supposed to know my husband is a badass and had a gun?
00:33:11God, that was so hard.
00:33:13Time's a changing.
00:33:15But I know where I'm going.
00:33:18That's why my blood driving me home.
00:33:21Spouse affection levels increased.
00:33:24Been broken and weak.
00:33:27Hellers ago.
00:33:28Rewards delivered to residents.
00:33:30Purified water.
00:33:3120 liters.
00:33:32Canned meat.
00:33:3320 units.
00:33:34Milk.
00:33:3420 cartons.
00:33:39Come on.
00:33:40Let's go home.
00:33:45As for you guys...
00:33:50Come here.
00:33:53Come here.
00:33:56Don't kill me.
00:33:58Please.
00:33:59We'll give you back everything.
00:34:01Shut up.
00:34:03On your knees.
00:34:07Arthur, man.
00:34:07Please.
00:34:10Please don't kill us, man.
00:34:12We were classmates, right?
00:34:16We'll work for you.
00:34:18Hands on the ground.
00:34:38You remember this.
00:34:40If you ever come near my wives again,
00:34:45I'll shoot you in the skull.
00:34:48Get out of here.
00:34:50Now!
00:35:00Ladies!
00:35:02Let's have a feast tonight.
00:35:04Huh?
00:35:05At our new home.
00:35:13Affection metrics.
00:35:15Mary.
00:35:1630.
00:35:17Karen.
00:35:1715.
00:35:19Susan.
00:35:2025.
00:35:21Human civilization continuation progress.
00:35:2433%.
00:35:25Civilization.
00:35:28Continuation?
00:35:29Primary objective.
00:35:31Host must reproduce with compatible partners
00:35:34to preserve human civilization.
00:35:36What happens when it reaches 100%?
00:35:39Bet you I brought you a clean towel.
00:35:41I'll just leave you here.
00:35:43Okay.
00:35:45Thanks.
00:35:46Thanks.
00:35:53Nothing.
00:35:54Okay.
00:35:55Thanks.
00:36:00I'm factors.
00:36:00What happens to beballs,
00:36:00who goes back?
00:36:00I have to.
00:36:06What?
00:36:06What happens to be done?
00:36:07I Doubtloo.
00:36:10What?
00:36:11I thought it was cold and you stopped doing me with Zapf lettuce.
00:36:13What happens to them?
00:36:14Caew.
00:36:19What happened?
00:36:19Hey, what are you doing?
00:36:22Arthur, you saved me, fed me, gave me shelter,
00:36:29risked everything to bring me back.
00:36:34I don't think I've ever met a better person.
00:36:41And I don't really have a future in this world.
00:36:46Okay, Mary, I don't want you to feel like you have to do this because you owe me.
00:36:51I know what you're thinking, and I'm going to regret it.
00:36:57But I won't.
00:37:01I choose you.
00:37:14I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:37:21You take the rest of me.
00:37:24Yes, you do.
00:37:27You take the rest of me.
00:37:30You can get it on the show.
00:37:34You take the rest of me.
00:37:37Looks like someone's eager.
00:37:40Seems like my husband hasn't been able to unwind in a while.
00:37:44It's been a long week.
00:37:49I'll take good care.
00:37:51You take the rest of me.
00:37:52I'm begging for your time.
00:37:55I can feel the hand on my back.
00:37:59I can feel the heat of your skin.
00:38:03And the taste of your mouth makes me feel alive.
00:38:09I'm hungry for your body, ready for your game.
00:38:15You take the rest of me.
00:38:17Yes, you do.
00:38:21You take the rest of me.
00:38:24You can get it on the show.
00:38:28You take the rest of me.
00:38:31Yes, you do.
00:38:37Arthur.
00:38:38Baby, don't stop.
00:38:42Please.
00:38:43Unbelievable.
00:38:45She actually made the first move.
00:38:48I won't be left behind.
00:38:50Arthur, I know how to make you feel good.
00:38:53Help.
00:38:55Hold me tighter.
00:38:57You're driving me insane.
00:39:01Oh my God.
00:39:03Oh.
00:39:07Damn it.
00:39:09I want sex too.
00:39:11I want a man.
00:39:19Arthur.
00:39:22Arthur.
00:39:25You're telling me that worthless piece of shit Arthur took down your whole gang alone.
00:39:30And you lost all those supplies?
00:39:32Boss, he had like two AK-47s. I mean he mowed down a ton of our guys.
00:39:37Allow!
00:39:40If I had a gun you three would have been a corpse to shreddle with fucking bullets right now.
00:39:45Look boss, we lost the supplies but...
00:39:48We still managed to get you what you wanted.
00:39:50Yeah.
00:39:50Okay, best we can manage.
00:39:5343% alcohol.
00:39:59You lost a lot of men getting you that.
00:40:02Mmm.
00:40:03Not bad.
00:40:0443%, huh?
00:40:07It'll do.
00:40:10We'd tell you we'll love this.
00:40:14As for Arthur, once I finalize a deal with the Queen, I will bring her a man and go kill
00:40:21him myself.
00:40:22He, he, he, he.
00:40:25He, he, he.
00:40:33Spouse affection levels detected.
00:40:36Rewards issued.
00:40:37Gasoline.
00:40:3820 liters.
00:40:40Microgenerators.
00:40:41Microgenerators.
00:40:413 units.
00:40:42Purified water.
00:40:4330 liters.
00:40:44Food.
00:40:4530 cans.
00:40:46Affection metrics.
00:40:47Mary.
00:40:4830.
00:40:48Increased to 50.
00:40:50Susan.
00:40:5035.
00:40:51And Karen.
00:40:5215.
00:40:53Increased to 60.
00:40:54Why is Karen's number higher than Mary's?
00:41:01Karen?
00:41:04Oh no.
00:41:06He looks so hot.
00:41:08I can't help myself.
00:41:16Karen, what happened to your clothes?
00:41:25Karen, are you okay?
00:41:27Yeah.
00:41:28Yeah, I'm, I'm fine.
00:41:32I'm, I'm gonna go change and I'll come back out.
00:41:36Okay.
00:41:39Whew.
00:41:40That was close.
00:41:42He almost found out about the mutation.
00:41:44What's wrong with her?
00:41:55What is this?
00:42:05I had to go out.
00:42:10Basement?
00:42:13I knew something was off.
00:42:15A one story house shouldn't be this elevated.
00:42:18Turns out there's a whole basement under here.
00:42:21Come on.
00:42:22Let's go check it out.
00:42:37What the hell?
00:42:42It's gold.
00:42:43There's gotta be several tons of it.
00:42:46Gold, huh?
00:42:48In this world you couldn't even trade it for a bottle of water.
00:42:57Now this, this is the real gold of our era.
00:43:05The real gold of our era?
00:43:08Huh?
00:43:10These are aged whiskey barrels.
00:43:12I mean, judging by the wood, they're at least pre-nuclear war, maybe even older.
00:43:16In a place like this people need something to get through the day.
00:43:20Cigarettes help with alcohol?
00:43:22That's basically gold now.
00:43:24This looks like it used to be a real working seller.
00:43:27The owner was definitely unhinged about alcohol.
00:43:30There have to be at least 100 barrels here.
00:43:33These are all premium whiskeys.
00:43:3650 years old, at least 50% of alcohol.
00:43:39Did you guys know a 12 year old bottle can trade for 20 cows now?
00:43:46This is the real gold of our era.
00:43:49Look at this much booze.
00:43:51We could buy the entire wasteland city.
00:43:53Make it ours.
00:43:55Ladies, let's celebrate.
00:44:00Cheers!
00:44:00Cheers!
00:44:05Cheers!
00:44:06Cheers!
00:44:11Cheers!
00:44:13Cheers!
00:44:13Wait, it is pretty choosy there.
00:44:15Oh, dear.
00:44:16Oh, dear.
00:44:20Arthur.
00:44:22Here.
00:44:23Arthur.
00:44:35Karen?
00:44:36What are you doing?
00:44:38Are you into women?
00:44:42Karen?
00:44:47It's me, Susan!
00:44:49Stop!
00:44:55Karen!
00:44:55Karen, are you drunk?
00:44:56Hey, hey, hey!
00:44:58I am a man!
00:45:00I need someone to fuck me now!
00:45:08Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:45:14Hey!
00:45:22Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:45:30She's okay.
00:45:31She's just knocked out.
00:45:33What happened?
00:45:34I don't know.
00:45:36She was drunk.
00:45:37She tried to force herself on me or something.
00:45:39No, no, no.
00:45:40She wasn't trying to hurt you.
00:45:42It's the mutation.
00:45:44Mutation?
00:45:45When the nuclear strike hit, she shielded me with her body.
00:45:48She took the blast head on.
00:45:50The fallout left her with a side effect she can't control.
00:45:55An unstable libido.
00:45:57Sometimes it spikes violently.
00:46:02So what do we do?
00:46:04She needs adrenaline, a shot of it, but we barely have any medicine left.
00:46:09I know where to get her.
00:46:11Tell me I'll do anything.
00:46:13Tilly Jackson, the Wasteland Queen.
00:46:16She's the daughter of New York Mafia boss.
00:46:18And before the war, she stockpiled massive amounts of adrenaline for her underground operations.
00:46:24All right.
00:46:25Let's get Karen settled.
00:46:27And after that,
00:46:31I'll meet with the Queen.
00:46:46It looks like she held out for a long time.
00:46:49I'm going to trade this with the Queen for adrenaline.
00:46:52Don't you stay here and look after Karen, okay?
00:46:57Arthur, Tilly is not easy to deal with.
00:47:01A lot of men have died because of her.
00:47:05Is she really that dangerous?
00:47:08Wait, so does that mean Arthur's in real danger?
00:47:12That's what people say.
00:47:14She's a sadist.
00:47:15She toys men for fun.
00:47:17All of her ex-husbands ended up dead.
00:47:28It's going to be okay.
00:47:29I'll be right back.
00:47:39I'll be right back.
00:48:11So, I hear you came here to make a deal.
00:48:17That's right.
00:48:29Booze for adrenaline.
00:48:3050 bottles worth.
00:48:36Are you trying to fool me with some watered-down garbage?
00:48:40You know how that is.
00:48:46I brewed this myself.
00:48:48It's nothing like the watered-down crap out there.
00:48:51I promise you'll like it.
00:48:54Funny.
00:48:55The last guy who said that lost his tongue
00:48:58because I cut it out.
00:49:03Now he's right here, kneeling, serving me.
00:49:08Harder.
00:49:10Don't make me repeat myself.
00:49:15You know,
00:49:18you might just barely qualify.
00:49:21That's my footrest.
00:49:27You.
00:49:29Go try.
00:49:40That smell.
00:49:43That's real booze.
00:49:44Wait!
00:49:46I'll try it myself.
00:49:53This better be real.
00:49:56Or you won't make it out of here alive.
00:50:07Don't drink that, my lord.
00:50:10That's fake junk you dug out from your trash.
00:50:12You.
00:50:24Boss?
00:50:26That's Arthur.
00:50:29The fraud.
00:50:32Oh!
00:50:33My old classmate.
00:50:36I didn't even recognize you after all these years.
00:50:40Well, I never forgot about you, Raymond.
00:50:43or any of the lessons you taught me back in school.
00:50:56Arthur,
00:50:58didn't I tell you
00:51:00when you are being bullied,
00:51:02you're supposed to ask yourself what you did wrong first,
00:51:05but instead,
00:51:06you snitched on me
00:51:08to the dean,
00:51:09and now I'm suspended.
00:51:10You happy now?
00:51:11You piece of shit.
00:51:14You're all gonna pay for this.
00:51:16Ooh.
00:51:20Arthur.
00:51:26I'm going to explain some news.
00:51:29You're stuck with it
00:51:29with the rest of your life.
00:51:31Oh, my God.
00:51:32Oh.
00:51:37That bathroom cocked
00:51:39really stuck with you, huh?
00:51:43Now you're scamming us with fake boo?
00:51:45Yeah, that crap.
00:51:47We saw that bottle in the trash yesterday.
00:51:50It's the color of piss.
00:51:52How'd you brew that?
00:51:53With your own urine?
00:51:55Oh, my God.
00:51:57Oh, my God.
00:51:57Guys, guys.
00:51:58Queen Tilt,
00:51:59I heard you got a batch of adrenaline
00:52:01that's about to inspire.
00:52:03So,
00:52:03I brought these two bottles.
00:52:05Assassin exchange.
00:52:09That's good.
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:32Strong.
00:52:34Before the war,
00:52:35this wouldn't even pass.
00:52:37It was premium.
00:52:41But now,
00:52:43it's worth trading
00:52:45for a batch of my adrenaline.
00:52:50And as for this fraud,
00:52:52since we're classmates,
00:52:54we could give him
00:52:54a quick, less painful death.
00:53:02And you.
00:53:04How can you decide?
00:53:05You haven't even tried my booze.
00:53:07Wait till he wipe on there.
00:53:09I mean, just look at it.
00:53:10Cloudy as hell.
00:53:11God knows what kind of shit
00:53:12he dumped in there.
00:53:13I know him better than anyone.
00:53:15We went to high school together.
00:53:16He's always been shit.
00:53:18Yeah.
00:53:19Wait till he wipe on there.
00:53:22Fine.
00:53:23We'll do this properly.
00:53:26But he can drink it.
00:53:30I'm not drinking the sewage.
00:53:40Good boy.
00:53:55This
00:53:55is insane
00:54:00to get from God.
00:54:04He's not drinking it.
00:54:05Did I mess up his sense of taste
00:54:07or what?
00:54:10The hell?
00:54:11This guy can actually make booze?
00:54:13I have no idea.
00:54:14I mean,
00:54:15he is the guy that pulled a gun on us,
00:54:16so yeah,
00:54:17maybe.
00:54:20I approve whiskey.
00:54:27Burned.
00:54:40Blue flame.
00:54:42That only happens
00:54:43with hyper flicker.
00:54:45I want your whiskey.
00:54:47All of it.
00:54:47Everything that you have.
00:54:49Let me taste it.
00:54:50Sure.
00:54:51But I want the fresh
00:54:52adrenaline syringes first.
00:54:56Deal.
00:55:01Oh, yeah.
00:55:02Oh, that's it.
00:55:04I never thought I'd taste
00:55:05anything like this again.
00:55:06Queen Tilly.
00:55:09Maybe we should talk about
00:55:10what comes next.
00:55:16Yeah,
00:55:18we should.
00:55:19Beat it.
00:55:21All three of you.
00:55:22And take your cheap garbage
00:55:23with you.
00:55:24Arthur,
00:55:25please,
00:55:25just give us,
00:55:26do us a favor.
00:55:27Give us a little bit
00:55:28of adrenaline,
00:55:29please.
00:55:30A little bit.
00:55:30We'll do anything you want.
00:55:34Anything?
00:55:35Yes.
00:55:36Anything.
00:55:39Okay.
00:55:41We'll do anything you want.
00:55:43I want you to drink his piss.
00:55:45Arthur,
00:55:45don't be a fucking jerk, man.
00:55:47We've known each other
00:55:47since school.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:49Yeah, we did.
00:55:50And look where that got you.
00:55:52Are you serious right now?
00:55:53Queen Tilly,
00:55:53I think it's time to
00:55:55send them out.
00:56:03You fucking touched me.
00:56:04Hey!
00:56:06This isn't over, Arthur.
00:56:08I'll make you pay for it.
00:56:09I will, I swear.
00:56:10A man who can make
00:56:12liquor like this?
00:56:13I need to keep him close.
00:56:16Queen Tilly,
00:56:18now aside from the adrenaline,
00:56:19I'd like to start a business
00:56:21in the wasteland
00:56:22with your approval.
00:56:25Your whiskey bought you
00:56:26a place here.
00:56:28Call me Tilly,
00:56:30and whatever business you run,
00:56:33I take 80%.
00:56:3480?
00:56:36Oh, come on,
00:56:36that's insane.
00:56:37Too much?
00:56:39Well,
00:56:40there is one way
00:56:42that we can wave it.
00:56:44And what might that be?
00:56:48be my husband.
00:56:52Be my husband.
00:56:58Menty of toys here.
00:57:01Pick one.
00:57:03We have time.
00:57:15You know,
00:57:15maybe I can work
00:57:16with 80%.
00:57:17Shut up!
00:57:19I am tired
00:57:20of the same boring games.
00:57:23I want to try
00:57:25something different.
00:57:28I'll be the masochist,
00:57:30and you be the sadist.
00:57:50Compatible spouse detected.
00:57:52Rescue required.
00:57:54Subject must be claimed
00:57:56as spouse.
00:57:57Failure will initiate
00:57:58host death.
00:57:59Oh, come on.
00:58:03I've got blood
00:58:05on my hands.
00:58:07You should be afraid.
00:58:11Here.
00:58:12Call me on this.
00:58:14From now on,
00:58:16your taxes are waived.
00:58:18And as long as
00:58:19you remain in
00:58:19Wasteland City,
00:58:21no one will mess
00:58:22with you ever again.
00:58:24Alright,
00:58:25I'll contact you
00:58:27the day after tomorrow
00:58:27and arrange delivery
00:58:28of the 50 bucks.
00:58:30No need.
00:58:32I'll come myself
00:58:34with my people.
00:58:35I hear that you
00:58:37have three wives.
00:58:39I want to meet them.
00:58:42See what kind of women
00:58:43besides me
00:58:46keep you interested.
00:58:51Why do I feel like
00:58:52a male escort?
00:58:54New spouse registered.
00:58:56Reward issued.
00:58:57Anti-radiation serum.
00:58:59Motorcycle.
00:59:00Anti-radiation serum?
00:59:01And a new motorcycle?
00:59:04Spouse's life signal critical.
00:59:06Immediate treatment required.
00:59:08The devil in disguise.
00:59:16The devil in disguise.
00:59:17Ah!
00:59:19Come on!
00:59:20Karen!
00:59:21Wake up!
00:59:22You're right off me!
00:59:22I'm here!
00:59:23Ah!
00:59:25Ah!
00:59:26Ah!
00:59:28Ah!
00:59:29Ah!
00:59:30Ah!
00:59:30Ah!
00:59:30Ah!
00:59:31Ah!
00:59:31Ah!
00:59:31Karen, hold on.
00:59:34Come here!
00:59:36Come here!
00:59:37Help me! Let her go!
00:59:44I'm dead!
00:59:46I'm dead!
00:59:52None of you are men!
00:59:54Fuck off!
01:00:03No!
01:00:06Karen, stop!
01:00:11Oh, she's having a full episode!
01:00:13She's lost control!
01:00:20I'm here, okay?
01:00:34Karen, stop!
01:00:36Karen, stop!
01:00:37Karen, stop!
01:00:39Karen!
01:00:39Karen!
01:00:43I can't hold her much longer!
01:00:45Maybe just give her what she wants!
01:00:47What if I could? Look at me!
01:00:49I can't get hard like this!
01:00:50Ah!
01:00:52Ah!
01:00:55Ah!
01:00:56Ah!
01:00:59Ah!
01:00:59Ah!
01:01:03Ah!
01:01:06Ah!
01:01:08Ah!
01:01:08Ah!
01:01:09Ah!
01:01:11Ah!
01:01:12Ah!
01:01:12Ah!
01:01:13Oh my God!
01:01:13Hey!
01:01:15Karen!
01:01:16She, she, she's, she's all breathing!
01:01:18What?
01:01:19What?
01:01:20Karen!
01:01:21Karen!
01:01:22No, Karen!
01:01:22Come on!
01:01:24Warning!
01:01:25Spouse life signal critical!
01:01:27If spouse death is confirmed, post-death protocol will initiate!
01:01:31No!
01:01:34No, Karen, come on!
01:01:35Come on!
01:01:35Come on, Karen, stay with me!
01:01:37Come on!
01:01:37Come on!
01:01:37Stay with me!
01:01:38Come on, Karen!
01:01:41Why is this happening?
01:01:42I already gave her the adrenaline!
01:01:44Come on!
01:01:46Karen, wake up!
01:01:47No!
01:01:48Spouse life status, Karen, zero percent.
01:01:51Post-death in ten seconds.
01:01:53Uh, mid-box!
01:01:55Mid-box!
01:01:56Come on, Karen, I'm not gonna lose you!
01:01:58Oh, my God!
01:01:59I can't!
01:02:00Please let this work!
01:02:02Come on, Karen, I'm not gonna lose you!
01:02:04Stay with me!
01:02:20Come on, Karen!
01:02:23Come on, Karen!
01:02:26Come on, Karen!
01:02:33Karen!
01:02:35No!
01:02:37No!
01:02:38No!
01:02:38You're okay!
01:02:39You're okay!
01:02:40Oh, my God!
01:02:41Oh, my God!
01:02:42Oh, my God!
01:02:44Griffin!
01:02:45I'm so fine.
01:02:46Are you okay?
01:02:48Are you okay?
01:02:49I'm fine.
01:02:50Yeah.
01:02:51I'm okay.
01:02:52I'm okay.
01:02:54I'm okay.
01:02:54I'm okay.
01:02:54You're right.
01:02:55You're still with us.
01:02:59I'm fine.
01:02:59Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:00I'm fine.
01:03:01I feel...
01:03:01The burning feeling...
01:03:03It's...
01:03:03It's gone.
01:03:05I'm normal.
01:03:06I'm normal now.
01:03:10So the system serum was designed for her mutation.
01:03:14It actually worked.
01:03:16Spouse affection levels increase.
01:03:19Rewards issued.
01:03:20Formal dresses.
01:03:22Three sets.
01:03:37Let's go get this damn wasteland.
01:03:41Come get your whiskey!
01:03:43Barrel-aged!
01:03:44Free samples!
01:03:46Oh, my God!
01:03:46Where did he get a gun?
01:03:49Free samples?
01:03:50This ain't that bootleg shit, huh?
01:03:52We're trying to find out.
01:03:54One sample for a person!
01:04:07This is everything I have.
01:04:08Is it enough for a bottle?
01:04:10Can...
01:04:10Uh, can I get a half?
01:04:11Actually...
01:04:12Since you're my first customers, you each get a bottle.
01:04:16Skid rocks!
01:04:21Go!
01:04:22No!
01:04:22I grabbed it first!
01:04:23Go!
01:04:23I grabbed it first!
01:04:24Go!
01:04:31I earned my place in Wasteland City with this gun.
01:04:35So if you want a taste...
01:04:40Line up.
01:04:54What do you got?
01:04:58Used to be Special Forces.
01:05:00Army Ranger.
01:05:01Fought in a nuclear war.
01:05:04Be your bodyguard for a whole year.
01:05:07An ex-Marine?
01:05:09That will prove useful.
01:05:14From now on, you're my personal bodyguard.
01:05:17One bottle a month.
01:05:18One bottle a month.
01:05:19One bottle a month.
01:05:21Hell for that.
01:05:22I'll lay down my life for you.
01:05:26I used to run gangs.
01:05:30I got five under me.
01:05:33We'll all be your bodyguards.
01:05:40Ask for you guys.
01:05:42Money salesman.
01:05:45You know this town better than anyone.
01:05:47Spread out.
01:05:48Find customers.
01:05:50Keep 30% of whatever you trade.
01:05:5230%?
01:05:53You're too generous.
01:05:55Thank you, boss.
01:05:56Thank you, boss.
01:05:56Thank you, boss.
01:05:57Thank you, boss.
01:06:01Things sure are looking up.
01:06:06I don't need another wife, though.
01:06:08Four wives are enough.
01:06:10Okay, on your feet.
01:06:12Bring me every abled hand you've got.
01:06:14I need manpower for bottling.
01:06:16I don't need more women.
01:06:18Yes, boss.
01:06:21Let's get this party started.
01:06:38First day and I've already pulled in a mountain of supplies and 20 new men.
01:06:42Not a bad haul.
01:06:47You struck a house of cards.
01:06:51I wonder what Arthur is doing?
01:06:54Need I ask?
01:06:56He's obviously thinking of me.
01:07:08Counts on, boss.
01:07:09We're all good.
01:07:13Human civilization continuation progress.
01:07:1747%.
01:07:18So, building a faction increases the civilization progress, boss.
01:07:35I'm out of bullets.
01:07:36The system hasn't handed out new weapons.
01:07:39I need my own forces up and running as soon as possible.
01:07:42Detecting that the host's spouses have entered peak fertility period.
01:07:47Please seize the reproduction window.
01:07:51Babe, we should shower together, Arthur.
01:07:57My clothes are feeling a little tight.
01:07:59Maybe you could help me take them off?
01:08:02Hey, me first.
01:08:04Did you forget I almost died?
01:08:15Let's shower together tonight.
01:08:18The four of us.
01:08:19Yeah.
01:08:20Saves water.
01:08:21Yeah.
01:08:35Tell your boss to get his ass out here.
01:08:39We represent Queen Tilly.
01:08:44Come on, boys.
01:08:45Payday.
01:08:46Doing the Queen's work.
01:08:48Come on, boys.
01:08:49Get that money.
01:08:50Doing the Queen's business.
01:08:52There's more of us than there is them.
01:08:53Come on.
01:08:57Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:58We're good.
01:08:58We're good.
01:09:00So?
01:09:02What's going on?
01:09:03These guys are trying to rob us, boss.
01:09:06Business looking pretty good.
01:09:08But have you paid your taxes yet?
01:09:10Taxes?
01:09:11What taxes?
01:09:13No.
01:09:14You want to do business in Wasteland City.
01:09:17You got to pay 80%.
01:09:19Now, didn't you check the rules before you set up this shop?
01:09:23Here.
01:09:25Tilly already waived my taxes.
01:09:27I don't know your thing.
01:09:29How dare you call her by her first name?
01:09:32You must have a death wish.
01:09:33Punk.
01:09:47I'll say it again.
01:09:49The Queen already waived my taxes.
01:09:52So I suggest you get on out of here before I stop playing nice.
01:09:57She's Tilly Jackson.
01:09:59The goddamn queen of this wasteland.
01:10:01Why the hell would she waive taxes for a fake bootlegger like you, huh?
01:10:06First of all, my stuff's real.
01:10:09And second, well, she's interested in more than just my whiskey.
01:10:13How dare you?
01:10:15Mr. Ross, this vermin just insulted the Queen.
01:10:18As your trusted tax collector, you must punish him.
01:10:22That's right.
01:10:23The Queen put me in charge.
01:10:25And I'm going to charge you 90% now.
01:10:28Now you got ten minutes to come up with a hundred barrels.
01:10:33You fail to do that.
01:10:34I'm shutting down this entire operation.
01:10:41That batch was for Tilly.
01:10:43This is going to be fun.
01:10:50Mr. Ross, you sure you don't want to verify with the Queen first?
01:10:54I'm not going to take up her precious time.
01:10:59The Queen has employed me for over five years.
01:11:05She takes all the taxes.
01:11:08You know, the only assholes that don't pay their taxes are the dead.
01:11:16Mr. Ross, you see that batch you just smashed?
01:11:20Mm-hmm.
01:11:22Well, it's priceless.
01:11:23I mean, even your sorry life couldn't cover it.
01:11:26Ha.
01:11:27Are you threatening us right now?
01:11:29Mr. Ross can bury you alive.
01:11:32Right, right.
01:11:33I got this.
01:11:34Look, I get it.
01:11:36I get it.
01:11:36You're trying to be tough for your ladies over there.
01:11:44The thing is, either you come up with 90% right here, right now,
01:11:51or I'm going to have my horny boys back here fuck up your cheap sluts,
01:11:56and I'm going to make you watch.
01:12:00All right, Wasteland City belongs to Queen Tilly.
01:12:04Anyone that follows this guy doesn't follow her.
01:12:10This piece of shit drank my piss in high school.
01:12:17You really want to follow him?
01:12:19Oh, so he was pathetic even back then?
01:12:22I think it's ridiculous to think his women cling to that worthless fuck.
01:12:28You're free to choose.
01:12:30But remember this.
01:12:32Anyone who betrays me will never work under me again.
01:12:37All right.
01:12:38You got three seconds to decide.
01:12:41Either you stand with this guy,
01:12:44or you won't survive the Wasteland.
01:12:47Three.
01:12:49Two.
01:12:52One.
01:13:03I guess loyalty still counts in this world.
01:13:07See that?
01:13:08That's the power of Queen Tilly.
01:13:11Doesn't matter how many supplies you have,
01:13:14you're still worthless.
01:13:17Now, you got two choices before you.
01:13:20Either you kneel down on that broken glass,
01:13:24and you ask for forgiveness,
01:13:25and then you give a hundred barrels,
01:13:29or option two.
01:13:31You let me screw those three girls.
01:13:36Then maybe I'll accept 80 barrels.
01:13:40That's going to be a bargain for you.
01:13:42You're being quite generous to that, Mr. Ross.
01:13:45I know.
01:13:46I haven't even asked him to drink piss yet.
01:13:51I don't understand.
01:13:53Why doesn't her husband just shoot her?
01:13:55It'll only make things worse.
01:14:01Tilly Jackson's absolute control over the Wasteland
01:14:04is based on one thing.
01:14:06Loyalty.
01:14:07Her people would die for her.
01:14:10They don't fear death?
01:14:12Nuclear full-out left us with nothing.
01:14:14Only our faith.
01:14:16That's exactly what Tilly gave them.
01:14:18Faith?
01:14:19Belief?
01:14:21Reason to live?
01:14:23Of course they'd die for her.
01:14:25But we have too many critical supplies.
01:14:27There's no way we could evacuate fast.
01:14:30Then what do we do?
01:14:32We have to put our faith in Arthur.
01:14:37And if I had enough bullets,
01:14:39I'd blown these bastards' heads off already.
01:14:41So, you made up your mind, yes?
01:14:44You're gonna get down on all fours
01:14:47and beg for forgiveness?
01:14:48Or is it time to send over those babes?
01:14:52Do you even have to ask?
01:14:55Obviously setting the checks.
01:14:59I'll choose the third option.
01:15:01The third option?
01:15:02Fuck off!
01:15:03You have no right to negotiate.
01:15:05Hey!
01:15:06Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:15:07Get him!
01:15:13That's Queen Chewy's Bieber.
01:15:15How'd he get that?
01:15:16Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:19That's impossible.
01:15:23Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:31Missed me already?
01:15:33Silly, I don't think I can deliver your bottles today.
01:15:36See, a few of your boys are giving me a hard time.
01:15:39What?
01:15:41Which idiots have a death wish?
01:15:43I'll be there in ten.
01:15:45Silly, get to my place in five.
01:15:55Mr. Ross!
01:15:57Kill him!
01:15:57How dare he treat you like this?
01:15:59End him now!
01:16:00I swear you're dead.
01:16:01Dead!
01:16:02I'm gonna fuck each and every one of your bitches right in front of him.
01:16:06Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:16:06Calm down, Randy.
01:16:07Calm down, calm down.
01:16:08Got riled up.
01:16:10Now you mean to tell me that you called Queen Chewy on that there toy?
01:16:17Yeah, that's right, I did.
01:16:19I'm her husband.
01:16:25So you better back off before you regret it.
01:16:27I'm her husband.
01:16:29He said I'm her husband.
01:16:31He's his turn.
01:16:32Mr. Ross, he's scared out of his fire.
01:16:35So hard in years.
01:16:39Now I've seen some fakes, but you really are something else.
01:16:55Oh, now you can't whine until your little wittle toy.
01:16:59Oh, sad face.
01:17:03Now I hate to break the news to you, but I don't care about these skanky whores anymore.
01:17:10No.
01:17:11I've decided, boys, and I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:18I've decided, boys, and I'm gonna take everything he has.
01:17:23Trash the plates.
01:17:25Take everything you see, and if you find any booze, that's mine.
01:17:28And when you're done, burn this place down.
01:17:31Go.
01:17:35Hey, what are you doing?
01:17:42Queen Tilly, we're almost there.
01:17:46Most feet ahead.
01:17:54Mr. Ross, take a break.
01:17:57Save some energy for later.
01:17:58You got three women waiting for you.
01:18:01Well, I couldn't have done it without you.
01:18:03Cheers.
01:18:08Now why don't you pick out one of those lovelies?
01:18:10Leave the other two for me, all right?
01:18:13Thank you, Mr. Ross.
01:18:16Hey, hey, you.
01:18:18Get over here and get pouring.
01:18:22Boss, I think we can hold them off much longer.
01:18:24Cover the girls.
01:18:24I'll buy us time.
01:18:25Got it.
01:18:46Are you out of your minds?
01:18:55What's going on here?
01:18:56Queen Tilly, you're just in time.
01:18:59We just caught this guy.
01:19:00He's a guilty of tax evasion, and he resisted arrest.
01:19:04I was just about to deal with him.
01:19:06Linkshack, this bastard was trading without paying the tax.
01:19:10He's undermining your authority.
01:19:15Oh, you're quite the popular man.
01:19:17And you're quite late.
01:19:19It's not very nice of you.
01:19:21Hey, shut your mouth.
01:19:23You don't speak to the queen that way.
01:19:27Who broke these?
01:19:30Oh, we did.
01:19:33That's right.
01:19:34We saved you the trouble.
01:19:35You didn't want that bootleg stuff.
01:19:37It's crap.
01:19:38That's right.
01:19:38Hey, this idiot.
01:19:40Eva said that you're his wife.
01:19:42His wife.
01:19:43Queen Tilly, that's an insult to your status.
01:19:46I don't even know how someone like you could possibly.
01:19:49Whoa, hey.
01:19:52Do you have a problem with my taste in men?
01:19:55No, no, no.
01:19:56That's not what I meant.
01:19:58Wait a minute.
01:19:59You mean that you and he actually.
01:20:03Holy.
01:20:06Queen Tilly, he's just trash.
01:20:09Uh, literally, it's scavenger.
01:20:16He's my husband.
01:20:18What?
01:20:21Those bottles were made for me by him.
01:20:25What?
01:20:26What?
01:20:41Miss Tilly, I didn't realize that this whiskey belonged to your husband.
01:20:46It was him.
01:20:48He made us do it.
01:20:49He set us up.
01:20:51Come on.
01:20:51Don't bullshit me, buddy.
01:20:53Everybody here saw you smash those bottles.
01:20:55Why would I tell you to smash my own booze?
01:20:58Who broke my bottles?
01:21:02Do I have to kill one of you fuckers so somebody speaks?
01:21:06What?
01:21:09Queen Tilly, I don't know anything about this.
01:21:12I didn't know.
01:21:13Raymond, he gave me an order to do it.
01:21:15I, uh, I shouldn't have listened to him.
01:21:18Son of a bitch.
01:21:20Arth, please save me.
01:21:21I'll be your slave for the rest of my life.
01:21:23Ask the queen to have mercy on me.
01:21:26I'm sorry about earlier.
01:21:27If you want, I'll kill Raymond for you.
01:21:30What?
01:21:31Horace, throw him out.
01:21:34Web.
01:21:37Cut off one hand each.
01:21:40Exile them.
01:21:41And if they come back, kill them on sight.
01:21:46No.
01:21:47What?
01:21:47No.
01:21:48You don't understand.
01:21:49What?
01:21:50No.
01:21:51Yeah.
01:21:56We need to talk.
01:21:57Come on.
01:21:59Come on.
01:22:00Come on.
01:22:01Come on.
01:22:03Come on.
01:22:04Come on.
01:22:16Arthur, I don't share my men with other women.
01:22:20So what do you plan to do about these three?
01:22:34Well, I can't make that choice.
01:22:39You want all of them?
01:22:41Back off.
01:22:42Why are you targeting my husband?
01:22:45Exactly.
01:22:46We don't care who you are.
01:22:47We've been with Arthur longer.
01:22:49We're not afraid of you.
01:22:51Mess with us and Arthur will never forgive you.
01:22:54Right, honey?
01:22:55I'd rather face bullets than four wives.
01:23:18What the hell?
01:23:19How do they have guns?
01:23:24Surprise, motherfucker!
01:23:25Come on, Arthur.
01:23:26I know you're in there.
01:23:28You didn't expect this, did you?
01:23:29We got plenty of guns now.
01:23:31Found them in an abandoned military base.
01:23:33That's where you got your rifle too, right?
01:23:39Honey, take out your gun too.
01:23:41Look, I'm out of bullets.
01:23:42I'm guessing they got plenty of ammo on their side.
01:23:45Damn it.
01:23:46I knew I should have brought more people.
01:23:50We just wiped out the Queen's Manor and found a ton of good shit.
01:23:54We're pumped up on that sweet, sweet adrenaline.
01:23:57Woo!
01:23:57I feel fucking amazing.
01:23:59Woo!
01:23:59Woo!
01:24:00Woo!
01:24:00Woo!
01:24:00Woo!
01:24:01Woo!
01:24:02Woo!
01:24:02Woo!
01:24:02Woo!
01:24:03They wiped out my whole game.
01:24:05Look, I'm going to make them pay for it.
01:24:08Get to the basement now.
01:24:10No, Arthur.
01:24:11What about you?
01:24:13Look, it's me that they're after.
01:24:15I'll draw them away.
01:24:16Arthur, you can't outrun bullets.
01:24:18Yes, just hide in the basement with us.
01:24:20If they can't find us, they'll just leave.
01:24:22If they set the house on fire, none of us are going to make it out alive.
01:24:25The best chance is for me to distract them, find my chance, and escape the wasteland.
01:24:30Come on, Arthur.
01:24:31Come out.
01:24:31I know you're in the head, bring your bitches with you.
01:24:35Remember that souvenir you left for us when we've come to return the favor.
01:24:39You're surrounded.
01:24:40So get out here and prepare to die, you piece of shit.
01:24:43Come on.
01:24:59Come on.
01:25:01Keep fighting.
01:25:02I will die for my lives.
01:25:04I can do this all day.
01:25:06I can stretch your whole house if I feel like it.
01:25:08But get to the basement now.
01:25:10No.
01:25:13if we go
01:25:15we go together
01:25:17yes
01:25:17if you die, we die with you
01:25:20yes, I'd rather die right now
01:25:22than let those bastards lay a finger on me
01:25:33okay
01:25:34we're covering Tilly
01:25:37Tilly, get to the basement
01:25:39there are plenty of supplies down there
01:25:40that'll last you for a while
01:25:42my people were slaughtered
01:25:44I'm a fallen queen now
01:25:46why would you still want to help me?
01:25:48as the queen
01:25:49it's my duty to protect you, sweetheart
01:26:00well, darling
01:26:03I don't want to live in a world without you
01:26:07we're at this together
01:26:13okay
01:26:20spouse affection levels increased
01:26:22rewards issued
01:26:23RPG, 10
01:26:24MP5, 1
01:26:26ammunition, 5,000 rounds
01:26:2850 armed guards
01:26:30items can be retrieved at any time
01:26:32are saved
01:26:43let's reload
01:26:44and bump straight to hell
01:26:47okay, okay
01:26:49you got me
01:26:49I surrender
01:26:51stop shooting
01:26:53get your ass out here
01:26:56bring your bitches
01:26:57and your supplies
01:26:59fine
01:27:00but guns down first
01:27:02if you shoot me dead
01:27:04I can't tell you where the supplies are hidden
01:27:07alright
01:27:09you come out nice
01:27:11and slow
01:27:12no funny business
01:27:23surprise
01:27:24mother fucker
01:27:26oh shit
01:27:34I used to be a lowly scavenger
01:27:36now I'm starting an empire
01:27:39at the end of the world
01:27:44my wives gave me a reason to live
01:27:47so I live to protect them
01:27:50babe
01:27:51baby
01:27:55baby
01:27:56baby, here you go
01:27:59darling
01:28:00don't forget
01:28:01you're sleeping with me tonight
01:28:03and don't wander into the wrong room like last time
01:28:07honey
01:28:08why don't we all shower together tonight
01:28:10alright ladies
01:28:12we'll get some rest
01:28:13I have a city to run
01:28:16your majesty
01:28:17detecting children
01:28:19human civilization progress
01:28:2160%
01:28:22this is the start of my empire
01:28:24you ain't seen nothing yet
01:28:33kiss
01:28:34kiss
01:28:34baby
01:28:37and I'm gonna pull the trigger
01:28:39I'll hold my back when I'm holding the knife
01:28:42crossing my fingers when you close your eyes
01:28:46kiss
01:28:47kiss
01:28:48baby
01:28:50and I'm gonna pull the trigger
01:28:57you
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